Phillies @ Reds Game Thread #3

>first start in the majors
>give a homer within the first 5 minutes

Kek, the kids probably sweating bullets

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Noo please no rain out.

>dat command

JUST GIVE HIM THE CY ALREADY

>>75066884
Clay Buttholez

BUCHOLZ DONKER COME ON

Reds are a better team than the Phillies.

>>75067052
Offensively = much better
Defensively = better
Pitching = nah

>>75067066
They're better because more rings.

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Davis's mom is THICK

>step away for one sec and miss the homer

Fuggg

Daniel Nava is always the best player on his team

>Dookie Davis

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what's his endgame?

is rookie davis going to have to change his name next season?

>>75067334
What kind of name is rookie anyway? i feel like i've only heard it in movies

Reds-Phils should be a rivalry desu

They're always good at the same time and terrible at the same time.

Tentatively call it the Battle for the Basement?

>>75067305

being accepted as your stepfather

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>>75067551
plus we shared Pete and got him a ring

>oh look, Buttholez is shit again

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I BELIEVE IN BUCHOLZ, DOUBLE PLAY INCOMING!!

>5 innings of resd bullpen

if we don't get a run here i'ma kms

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Oh baby i just love double plays

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Come on boys, just need 1 run

HE FUCKING SLIPPED

NOT NICE!!!

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We're just awful.

At least we didn't get swept like last year

porn stasche guy last hope..

GG Reds, better game than yesterday, Bucholz and Morgan are trash what else is new.