Salazar v Hamels
>tfw wagecuck edition
>>75057409
Please sweep subedition
Go Tribe
1 Santana
2 Lindor
3 Guyer
4 Encarnacion
5 Ramirez
6 Diaz
7 Jackson
8 Perez
9 Almonte
1 Deshields
2 Choo
3 Mazara
4 Napoli
5 Odor
6 Gomez
7 Lucroy
8 Gallo
9 Andrus
>rags
>>75057578
>Tito is going to put Santana in the outfield for the D-Backs series
Absolute madman
>rags
>rags
>drags
Last digit indians runs
Second last digit rangers runs
>>75057733
20 inning game confirmed
>>75057733
Well that's gonna be a problem.
>>75057733
>>75057733
Well then
>>75057775
No that's for our Jays bros
>Tito gets the series win and sits Brantley
Too bad but the right thing to do
>>75057733
>this weak ass attempt at shitposting
They should just trade Lindor. The guys a bum that can't even hit.
COLE HAMELS CY YOUNG CONFIRMED
>having a short stop named after chocolate
this is what cleveland actually does
MAZARA
A
Z
A
R
A
>>75058032
>tripfag triggered by people having fun
Like poetry
>>75058186
>in the land of spee fun is not allowed
read the rules senpai
>>75058186
Just stop talking to it. Hopefully the injuns win and save /mlb/ from all texass shitposters, he's the last one left already
>>75058192
>strikeouts and walks that lead to runs
Danny in a nutshell desu
>>75058209
>implying our world series win wont bring us back in droves
im going nowhere yankee
Encarnacion is gonna hit a massive dinger in this game desu
post yfw Mazara wins MVP
Honestly not worried.
>>75058228
You sound like Jeb at one of his rallies
>>75058300
>attempting to """""insult""""" a texan
>using a floridian
is that what they booklearn you in the north?
>>75058318
No one said anything about states sweetie. Bless your heart.
I'm taking a cue from LeBron and not giving a shit about a regular season game against the Celtics so I van watch this game
>>75058396
ok grandma get off spee pls
Das it Dane
reminder
>>75058574
We know you're obsessed about Injuns
>>75058606
No, I just stopped in to say the Rangers are shit and always will be shit.
CAN CLEVELAND EVER RECOVER
>swinging at garbage
Don't do that Almonte
>>75058632
In that case, carry on, senpai
>>75058632
>a fucking leaf
Nice Jack
>santana
>not the guitar player
wtf cleveland can yall do anything right
It begins
>two on
>no outs
Might as well just bring it in, Tribe. This inning is over.
>>75058928
>Maz-error
>rags
>>75058994
>encarnacigone
BABYFACE ASSASSIN DOES IT AGAIN
BABYFACE
I'm glad that the Indians aren't reliant on dingers to get their runs.
>JRam's baserunning
>>75059149
Uribe's contributions to Tribe history will never be forgotten
>>75059145
I as well familia
>>75059149
He's still a baby, imagine when he's a teenager playing for the wigwams' 17th consecutive WS title
>no swing
waht
Gunned down by Perez.
Cold
Stone
KILLER
I
L
L
E
R
RUNNING ON BERTO
I don't know why but these flat finish helmets really bother me.
>running on godberto
DÍAZ
>automatic leadoff dubles
Nice Yandy
>rags
Somebody get Yandy some shorter pants.
Fuck Danny going wild
how many times do we >rags if the rags get swept?
>>75059573
Come on Danny
Trips and triple play
>>75059653
Too quick.
>>75059602
Kek
Also dead thread
whew danny
Pls get the next two
>>75059704
ok well post then senpai
>not bunting with two on no outs
>there are people on spee rn that are not currently eating kiwi
>>75059723
>injuns
Fugg
Fuck
>lossdian fielding
holy shit what a joke
>>75059740
I eat Kiwis whole. Don't even peel them.
Holy shit my sides
>lindor
Frankie why
>lindor error
Jose you have to cover reeeee
Oh well offense will save >us
Honestly, Lindor should have just thrown to first from the get go
Not going to >rags now are you Cleveshits?
He shouldn't have tried to go to second, Blunderwood
>>75059797
It feels weird see that fuck up and not be worried cause offense is stacked
>>75059817
wow fantastic analysis u should go work for espn
>>75059824
>cleveshits
Please try a little harder, guy.
>>75059824
>rags
Why does the injun colored commentator keep saying to be honest with you
Jesus. Could have ended the inning up, now they let in 3.
>>75059824
>rags
>>75059862
>rags
-ing is still to commence
Looking at that play again, Edwin just botched the catch.
Which is more fun to post?
>boystown
>rags
Discuss
>>75059840
Pretty dank desu
Even if they don't come back and win >we still get the series win which is all you can ask for
>rags this desperate to not get swept despite losing the home opener series
Just give up. Tear down the new stadium and use the materials for the wall.
>>75059889
Ramirez needed to fucking cover which caused Lindor to fuck up, and Encarnacion fucked up all on his own.
Pretty fucked up.
>>75059889
True but really Lindor should have just thrown to first from the beginning. Shit happens tho
Frankie retribution
AHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I wonder if he felt bad about the error?
ALL IS FORGIVEN FRANKIE
OUR BOYYYYYY
>>75059959
Pure anger blast, yes
>frankie is """"""forgiven""""""
>error lead to 2 runs
>home run is 1 run
>this is how cleveland does math
>>75059869
>>75059824
>not goning to >rags now are you >rags fans?
How is Guyer so good at getting hit?
>yfw Franky, Edwin, and Jose all score this inning
>>75060018
Edwin is next
>>75060035
I've never seen guyer attempt to dodge a pitch, unless it's going for his head. He just stands still.
>>75060035
Unflappable. Old school toughness.
>bad weather coming in
Fuccccck
>>75060035
>guyer's face when he sees you throw a wild pitch
>thinking you can cheat babyface
Good AB
Let's go Yandy
>>75060150
>yfw u catch napoli fucking ur wife
>>75060166
Papa Nap and Guyer are bros after all that partying.
>>75060166
>implying he wouldn't swing past her trying to homer on every pitch
A fucka u Chooo!
Good effort Diaz
Now time for SDI Danny/Bullpen
You now remember Shelly Duncan
>Salazar still in
Francona, pls
>>75060279
>6th inning
He wants him to get at least 1 out, maybe 2.
>>75060272
You now remember Casey Kotchman
You now remember Cord Phelps
You now remember Aaron Cunningham
>>75060272
>>75060312
wizardry
Odor is scary.
has fagoli had a single hit yet this series?
>>75060272
You also remember Aaron Cunningham
>>75060347
No, but Napoli has ya dingus
>>75060334
He had an RBI single literally yesterday
>9 Ks
Good form, old bean
>>75060362
But I wish I could forget
>>75060367
Oh, wow, RBI yesterday. Well that shut me up, he totally doesn't suck.
>cuckland will never know the feel of popping the top off of a cold topo chico after a long day of yard work
>just missed low
Shut the fuck up Blunderwood
>>75060386
Okay, then don't even think about Johnny Damon. Maybe take a moment to ponder Trot Nixon, but don't stray into David Dellucci territory
>>75060394
>long day of yard work in Texas
Isn't that how people die?
>>75060394
yeah...because we totally can't buy your shitty mediocre beer at any decent grocery store up here.
BIG O
ACTION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52BcC9Qzl-Q
>>75060394
I don't have a mexican slave boi like you so no I guess I won't know that feeling
>>75060415
only the weak, anon
>>75060430
DANIEL THE OTERRIBLE
>>75060394
Never lived in Cleveland but I have lived in South Carolina my whole life, and you'll never know what it feels like to drink some dank mountain moonshine on the warm beach listening to a good team in the playoffs
Get your heads in the game, Cleveland. I believe in y'all.
>>75060428
>topo chico
>beer
oh anon how you make me laugh
>>75060470
>moonshine
>not Cheerwine
>>75060464
>K'd 9 times
Happens to lots of teams playing against Salazar desu it's nothing to worry about
>>75060470
No, I've caught malaria before.
>Ohiofags will never experience a HBCB in an over-capacity Whataburger on a Friday night after beating your rivals in football
I don't know how y'all do it
>>75060470
>even considering living in south carolina
gross
>>75060496
That's a chaser you fucking yank
>>75060471
Our guys are doing their best, and I think they can do it desu, but at least we got the series win
>captcha: Miller 2000
Is it almost time for Danger Lurking?
>Ohiofags will never knew the sheer joy of smugly posting how awesome you are when you've already blown this series.
you can only reply to this post if your state has an HEB
>>75060552
Can I reply if my state has a Whataburger?
ERIC
PLUNK
BERTO
Michael Martinez will never bat this season and I am ok with this
>>75060525
>living in little Mexíco
No thanks I'll take negros any day of the week
Whataburger is disgusting slop
HEB is okay
W I L D
>>75060644
after seeing his last at bat last season, i agree.
>>75060644
Final stat line
162 G, 1 AB, 90 R, 0 H, 25 SB
He'll pinch run in a game where the Indians bat around and strike out to end the inning
Nice
Come on Abrahammer
>>75060662
shut ur whore mouth
>>75060644
dubs confirm
Time for RBI Slamtana pls
>killing your outfield grass doing this
>Texas
>>75060771
I got to spend an afternoon with my dad doing this and it was honestly fun as hell
Pls SDI Big O
Fuck, I thought he fouled it
>>75060835
>cleveland will never know the feeling of special memories with their fathers
THE KING
H
E
K
I
N
G
>>75060938
My dad is dead and that's mean to say
No, Otero, ground balls
>Letting baby Elvis go deep against you
>>75060909
10/10 filename
dubs decides how the >rags blow this
>>75060984
>not understanding you need to win more games than you lose.
>Zmac
Shit
>>75060992
Thanks hue bro
I'm going to go with one strike away grand salami
>This would be a 4-4 game if lindor didn't throw the ball into the stands
>>75061049
He also hit the dinger
It's good >we will take the series win
>>75060967
im sorry anon i didnt mean it like that
>ZMac
Whew lad whew
>>75061119
>talking shit on hackey Zach
Damn Franky looked mad
>>75061141
I just don't know what to expect this year
>>75061167
About what? Out of the house currently
It's kind of vindicating to see Nap suck basically as bad as he did in the postseason
>>75061182
Good McAllistair or bad version
>napoli in charge of not swinging for the fences on every pitch
>>75061202
No, Lindor. What was he mad aboot?
many dingers will come to the indians but only if you say "THANK YOU BASED JOBU" in this thread
>>75061228
Oh, made an error that cost two runs. It was really a three person error between him, ramirez, and edwin
>>75061245
sleep tight porker
>>75061245
"THANK YOU BASED JOBU"
>>75061245
You know fuckhead....even bringing up Jobu without sacrificing at least some rum, and if you're serious an actual live animal, is really fucking bad luck.
>>75061272
>actually implying I haven't done this every day
>>75061245
THANK YOU BASED JOBU
>>75061272
>actual live animal
will your mum work as the sacrifice?
>>75061245
THANK YOU BASED JOBU
>>75061245
Fuck you Jobu I bet on the Indians in the Series and lost a lot of money.
Pls Doctor Smooth
>>75061049
Lindor's throw was fine, Edwin botched the catch
>>75061245
>tfw the Jobu Twitter guy died
>>75061245
THANK YOU BASED JOBU
>>75061316
You can't blame Jobu.
If you're going to agree to buy into the whole fiction of Jobu, then you have to buy into the fact that he's an angry bronze age voodoo god of vengeance that demands payment for his gifts.
The whole point of him in the movie is people who don't take him seriously, and fuck around with his gifts and shit, bad things happen to them.
So then they're surprised that bad shit happens to Yan Gomes when he fucks around waving a supermarket cooked chicken in his face.
Pls babyface
>leave the >rags to my son
what did he mean by this?
>>75061422
>"Soon."
>>75061396
Except Jobu never does anything for anybody. Even Cerrano gets it done in the end by saying "Fuck you, Jobu."
>>75061478
But nobody ever offers jobu the proper sacrifice in the movie.
>>75061478
>>75061502
It's a movie you dongs
Also a shit representation of vodun
i hope the a's shitposters are more lively than these cuckland posters. yall is boring senpai
>>75061576
They don't have any shitposters other than me and all I do is tell them that they're being relocated.
>>75061564
It wasn't a fucking movie when Yan Gomes went down for the season after he thought Jobu was cute as shit.
>>75061576
/a/ doesn't have shitposters, what are you talking about?
Andrew Miller looks homeless.
>>75061576
Why is it that I just know that everyone from Texas dislikes you also?
>>75061646
i got friendos in tx, i just release all of my shit talking/general being of an ass here bc anonymity
YANDYYYYYYYY
>Two on
>no outs
Games over
>>75061695
>anonymity
>is a tripfag
Pls dinger Gomes
>>75061747
>what is being involved in the screenshot
lrn2internetz
Pls Almonte
>rags?
C'mon Slamtana!
Rags? [y/n]
>>75061778
Quality AB
Now no GIDP
>bases loaded
GG rags good series
Dyson like the vacuum eh.
Cause they both suck.
>>75061830
Nothing to see here, bases loaded with no production
>walk in a run
Yikes
Hahaha the rags own crowd is at least 40% based Windians fans
I love that Hamilton is giving the Rangers such shit for their mound meetings.
>a run with bases loaded
wow, they're finally doing what I was screaming they do all last year.
When a pitcher can't throw a fucking strike....just goddamn take.
Lindor is the king of giving up double plays, unfortunately.
Just sac fly my man
LGTSS BOIS
>rags
LFUCKINGV FUCK YOU GOD DAMN SHIT AAS RANGERS
OMFG
LINDOR
LINDOR
LINDOR
LINDOR
THANK YOU BASED JOBU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>RAGS
>RAGS
Welp, suck on that shit Texas.
I seriously hope the cartels spill their war over the border and turn your state into a perpetual war zone filled with donkey riding catholics.
>RAGS
ALL IS FORGIVEN
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
HOLY Shit
>Rags
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
A GRAND FUCKING SLAM
OURS
NOT ANOTHER TEAM'S
OURS
Well Rags suck
Mavs suck
At least football season is only 5 months away.
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF ME CMON GOD DAMMIT
BASED FRANKIE REDEMPTION
>>75061266
>>75061287
>>75061299
>>75061385
as and ye shall receive
this tribe team is the fucking shit
that girl crying on the rangers local broadcast... lol. fucky dyson. fuck this team. fuck our management not spending on pitchers
>>75061919
>implying Cleveland Ohio isn't a shithole all on its own
Just came ITT to post >rags
>>75061953
Actual made me sad. What a terrible inning in every way.
How long has it been since the last grand slam ? A year and a half?
BASED LINDOR
>>75061029
Close enough anon
>>75061953
What was that like 20 pitches in and fucking grand slam?
>>75061950
YOUTH MOVEMENT
BUT MUCH ERROR
>>75061959
>rags
I'll ask again:
You guys think he was mad about that error?
>>75061953
At least you have Choo.
Hello White Sox fan here. Im hearing the Rangers need somebody to hold those late inning leads? We have a nurse here that is good at closing out the games more then 0% of the time!
>turned the radio off
>missed Hamilton calling the grand slam
I'm pretty bummed.
>>75061959
>rags
>>75061997
>leavelend
Franky with the big salami
Anyone have a screenshot of that crying girl?
>>75061974
Not one last season. Not one.
Three games in.
Good sign?
>when you live in most based North East Ohio and/or are fan of the most based North East Ohio Baseball Club the Indians of Cleveland, Ohio
WHEW LAD
The Rangers might be bad, but we'll show up and support the team because we aren't fairweather Lebron cocksuckers!
>>75062017
It was great anon, classic Hammy form
>>75062050
>opening day is full
>next game is barely half full
Ha
>>75062050
>rags
>>75062020
>rags
>>75062017
SWUNG ON AND BELTED
DEEP TO RIGHT
WAYYYYYYY BACK....... GONE
>>75062071
>leavelend
>>75062053
Requesting link to it as soon as possible
>>75062050
>rags
>>75062045
dem biceps on RJ holy shit
>>75062076
I can hear it just reading it, and it is good.
>>75062050
Yeah uh...like how your stadium only has cleveland fans in it right now.
>>75062050
>rags
>>75062086
>>75062079
There's a FB page called "Tom Hamilton Has the Best HR Call in Baseball" that almost always posts the calls matched with the TV broadcast the day after wins.
>>75062123
Indians twitter will post them sometimes as well
>Shaw
Dammit. Rags gonna win.
>>75062017
It was truly spectacular. Turn it on and catch the wrap up; there's no way they're not replaying it.
What you might have missed on your bingo card is Hamilton shit-talking Lucroy's agent and him going berserk over the mound visits.
Listening to him is better than watching will ever be.
SHAQ
>tfw at least i dont have to live in ohio
hawthorne heights putos
>>75062123
Thank you anon, I knew about the YouTube channel jltrain233 but I didn't know about that
>>75062079
https://twitter.com/Monte_Colorman/status/849825362725019648
GOOD SHAQ
>>75062110
For a man of 90 he looks good
>>75062078
>rags
>>75062134
I usually watch the games on mute while listening to the radio. It's ideal because the radio broadcasts are a couple seconds before the television, so you can hear what happens, and then look up in time to see it.
>>75062159
RJ is most based
>yfw da injuns swept da rags bowl
>It's a Shaq gets a save episode
Haven't seen this one in a while
>Allen on my fantasy team
>Shaw comes in to close
>>75062153
>https://twitter.com/Monte_Colorman/status/849825362725019648
God it's so good
>>75062164
>leavelend
>>75062153
It's beautiful
WWWINDIANS
Protip for Texas:
you're supposed to win games.
WWWINDIANS
>First 3-game sweep to start season since 1952
wew lad
WINDIANS
>rags
>>75062153
Thank you so much, this is fantastic.
>>75062153
God damn he waited a long time for that one
>>75062240
haha their it is. what a dumb cunt. its like the 3rd game of the year. I only cried during the 2011 world series. but this is the least exicited I've been for rangers season since 2008. we didn't get any starting pitching nor did we improve our outfield. i have no idea the direction this team.
>>75062305
Brah
https://twitter.com/JorshP/status/849827192125227009
Here's a better camera quality.
A SWING AND A DRIVE TO DEEP RIGHT A WAAAAAAAAY BACK AND GOOOOOOOONE!
A GRAND SLAM DOWN THE RIGHT FIELD LINE BY LINDOR!
>>75062325
I didn't even cry when the Indians blew 3-1 last year.
>0-2, 72.00 ERA
>the city of sam dyson
>the state of texas
>>75062350
ya but were you one strike away.... twice
>>75062365
I didn't say that it didn't hurt, but I didn't cry.
I didn't even feel really angry about it until a few days later when I saw a commercial for the Cubs.
>>75062389
Same but >we have incoming dynasty and taking back the trophy desu
>>75062389
one strike way from winning the world series twice in one game is a lot harder to deal with than 3-1
>>75062406
thats what we thought in 2010-2011... its hard getting back their pal
>>75062435
I dunno, I guess if you get too caught up in the game it would, but you can't discount a team until it's over. Considering how quickly they were put into the hole, I wasn't going to get my hopes up until the end of the game.
>>75062468
do you not remember game 6 of the 2011 world series and the shitstorm on /sp/ that night
>>75062490
I wasn't coming to /sp/ then, what happened specifically?
>>75062506
the wildest night in baseball /sp/ history. Never been topped
>>75062506
do you even remember 2011? i hate talking to like an 18 year old about baseball history
>>75062325
Additionally, it appears Sam Dyson is still pitching for this team. There's no hope, desu.