MARINERS vs. ASTROS pt. 3/18
SWEEP EDITION
Paxton vs. Morton
About an hour til first pitch, so get comfy and get ready for baseball in the most fun game thread you'll see tonight
>inb4 animu
SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS
MARINERS!
>Pilots vs Colt .45s
The Pilots franchise is currently the Milwaukee Brewers buddy
cool logos 2bh
Also please score some goddamn runs tonight M's
Lineups
BIG DICK PAX
PLS SCORE SOME RUNS
>>75056961
>SWEEP EDITION
>still another game
what did he mean by this
>tfw I've had a debilitating headache that's only stopped for a couple hours since Saturday morning and I'd unironically allow the Astros to lose if it meant that it would stop
>>75057873
Wednesday sweep, not a series sweep
>>75057880
Ill allow it too
>>75057890
>wednesday sweep
haha wut
>finally find a Ms stream
its a sign senpaitachi
Need to rebuild my mariners meme folder lads, help a nicca out? Asked a little too late yesterday
>>75057992
if you insist
What the fuck was that swing on the first pitch Segura? lmfao
>>75057992
Dump marinerfus
HOT SHOT SEGURA
>>75058060
>>75057992
there'll be plenty more throughout the night, i'm sure
>>75058060
...is she ok? Is her stomach on fire?
>>75058060
>>75058060
>>75058101
here's better quality
>>75056961
Agreed these Ms -Stros threads are good
>watching this and Benkees@Rays
sup?
Robinson Cannot
>1-16 RISP so far this season
it hurts
>RISP
>the city of Nelson Cruz
Y'all deserve better 2bh
Cruz and Martin have had some truly abysmal at bats so far.
>>75057992
got ya buddy
>>75058175
Send Cruz to tacoma desu
>inb4 springerdinger
>>75057880
I know that feel. I'll take your headache if it means m's win.
>>75057992
you want some puppers?
brb see y'all in like an hour
don't let the game get out of hand, Strobros
>>75058241
Will trade marinersfus for puppers
what do i do with all these Seth Smith/K Mart memes, do i just purge them
>>75058280
deal
>>75058282
dump em in snek/oreo threads then purge
>>75058282
iktf but with old Rodneys
>>75058375
rodney memes are too good to delete i.e. punto helmet slam
i'm keeping this one senpai
lets go M's
>>75058409
cool doggo
>>75058429
>Seattlob Marispers
>>75058428
Aw now I miss Dae-Ho
He kinda sucked in the WBC for Worst Korea this year but I liked having him last season
>>75058461
i would probably let her touch my penis desu
>>75058456
tfw lost all my uni pics
>>75058510
how?
>>75058545
my pc shit the bed a few months ago and i lost everything. lost all my rare rodneys too kek
>>75058593
that sucks
>the city of astros fans
>lastros fans
>3rd game of season, Astros have great shot at division
>no fucking fans in the stands
Explain yourselves astrocucks
>>75058626
yeah it did. new season new memes tho
>that astros fan
>>75058646
theyre all at home watching the rangers
>>75057992
still here?
>little kid near the on-field mic
fucking end me
>>75058683
Oh yeah buddy I'm dumping M'sfus
>>75058751
OFFENSE DO SOMETHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75058646
Rockets playing three blocks away tonite one week from playoffs
>>75058661
Negatory on the rags
>>75058805
i miss guti :(
Lads, can we get a gamethread on #whereiroot this year?
>>75058877
I don't see why not
new dinger canoe if people would start swinging bats
>>75058877
>Tfw Angie reads green text on air
Jeez Paxton has some good stuff. How did the Mariners get him?
>>75058955
Jack Z drafted him iirc
>>75058935
at least things look decent defensively so far
>>75058955
draft
>zuni
>manlet altuve
>>75058935
>>75058935
>>75059034
bless you pb
MANLETS, WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN
what was he yelling
>FUCK THAT CURVE WAS NICE
get the out
>>75059034
ty for posting that. its a much better robby
>>75059074
y-you too
Is Paxton the new /professional/?
>>75059147
think an ms fan made this and posted in one of the gamethreads
Cruz scorched that one, damn
CRUUUZ
He fucking did something, nice
Am I the only Astro fan in here?
>>75059263
nope
>>75059238
risp time
>>75059263
Yes
>>75059263
you just might be today
>first pitch
>pop out
K Swag's way too aggro so far this season imo
Edgar needs to have a talkin' with him, that boy ain't right
>>75059263
post some astros memes
>FUCKING RISP LOB
MAKE IT STOP
>risp
>RISP
>>75059263
Nah
This risp meme has gone way to far
Nice
Marwin > Gurriel 2bhw/u
im starting to like this whole "put outfielders in the outfield" idea jerry had
base hit!
good to see that Leonys is alive
>>75059263
Been posting
>RISP
YEAH
J E A N S
E
A
N
S
FINALLY
A DINGER
RUNS. WE GOT RUNS.
SEGURA DINGER
WE RUNS NOW BOYS
HR
BOOM GOES SEGURA
OPPO POPO
MEAN JEAN
E
A
N
J
E
A
N
DINGERS!!!
BYE BYE BASEBALL
Damnit
JEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNN
MFW I got home just in time to see the Dingerboat leave the dock
>>75059630
i want to have a pupper pool party
Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!
>I'm late edition
>mfw sneks traded Segura and Haniger for Marte and Taijuan
>>75059669
don't worry they'll get the win
...at least the >rags are losing
>>75059669
stfu
>>75059707
what?
Fuck Taijuan,he was a washout, and KMart was more lovable than good
the only leaf worthy of being spared during the day of the rake
>>75059665
same lad
>>75059756
way to jinx it
>>75059665
sounds fun
need you to start making some plays, seags
A walk is fine too
all aboard
>>75059810
I want to fuck that pool
>>75059942
Oh baby, who will be added next I wonder?
>>75059981
O'Malley
You heard it here first
>>75060025
The one and only Kennewick Kid. I would love that.
Ffs
Zman cmon help me out
fug
I hope they don't take Paxton out just because of a pitch count. He is dominating right now.
>Scribner pitching again
sweet jesus, please
>>75059810
i think i recognize that pool
sit down
thats a lot of trout and altuve to start the year
can ANYTHING go right tonight?!?
SAFE
A
F
E
>>75060341
its the m's night tonight
Phew. Quit leaning so much Marteeeen
safe
>THUNK
THANKS UMP
more RISP on first pitch swinging. what the fuck guys?
Please get some runs
So what's the big deal about Mitch Haniger? He's had piss poor at bats, hopefully he starts to step up.
Gurriel, you useless piece of steaming excrement. Prove you're not a bust. Please.
>>75060535
DONT YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY MITCHFU AGAIN
>>75060544
just not today
SCRIBNER, PLS
Scribner a shit
ffs
IS IT HAPPENING?
>>75060649
No, M's taking it around the horn rn
>>75060649
NO
fuck off
Don't collapse now
Are you going to use the entire bullpen in the 7th inning Servais?
sexy dp pls
>another pitching change
Why?
>>75060748
>MUH MATCHUPS
>>75060748
>its a match ups episode
>>75060748
MATCHUPS
A
T
C
H
U
P
S
STOP
>Servais
FUCK THIS SHIT Paxton was doing just fine, no matter the pitch count
FUCK YOU BULLPEN SHITS
god I hate this side so much already and it's only 3 games into the season
>hawt corner
I'm going to fucking kill myself...
crap
Why can't the Mariners do this?
>nobody on 1st
Just load the bases it doesn't matter anyway
>>75060658
>>75060670
Hahahaha
>>75060896
Agree
Gotta walk him, 100%
>>75060897
fuck you
>it's a "12 inning loss" episode
Let's go stros bros
okay lets make some magic happen
Imagine if Rzepczynski was allowed to pitch more than one fucking out
wish it would have hit her
cano needs to wake the fuck up
>cano
oh my fucking god cano
>aoki as a defensive sub
We should've kept Seth Smith so we could at least have one Mariner batter who stayed in the box longer than 30 seconds
bail them out, seager
>our best hitters are playing like shit
gonna be a loong season
>Danny Valencia's batting warmup
He's like a 6 year old when they have their hands on a bat that's too big
yay a walk
okay valencia lets help seager get home
>caught looking
embarrassing desu
>MOTHERFUCK
Oh my god... they swing the bat at garbage but when they get a ball anywhere close to the middle of the plate they just watch it go by. They're either not listening to Edgar or he's not teaching them.
me rn
just terrible
>tfw first 3-0 start since 2001
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
really need a dp
>>75061308
>>75061308
Good news for the M's I guess
whats going through his head
MUH. FUCKIN. MATCHUPS.
>>75061343
>I miss nintendo
>use up all relievers before extra innings
just one more out, fien
JUST
>>75061399
only Vincent, De Jong and Diaz left.
Ruh roh.
throw a strike
>Reddick
got em
a base hit would be great
this team has killed any hype I had for the upcoming season in 3 fucking games. It's pathetic.
welp
Lmao at Devinski being a hardcore bully to the Memeiners
Devo on point tonight
Dubs and walk off homer
Devo is so good I love having him on the team
>>75061604
dubs and the astros dont hit another homer for the rest of the month
should have left paxton in
>>75061623
Dubs and the Astros never lose again
fuck devo tbqhwyl
>it's a diaz heart attack episode
>Zaid Niwde
is it fire time?
setting them up for a dp right guys?
j-just setting up the dp
>extras are coming
>walking Aoki
Jeez Diaz I want to believe he knew that DP was coming
pssh
Diaz playing 3D chess
>>75061720
kek
Are you fucking serious?
Shitty team ffs
Shortstop is a curse
Oh fuck nice throw
Good fucking god
botched opportunity
what a shit way to blow the game
Fuck
ha
haha
HAHAHAHAHA
God I hate this team
this seems like a fun way to lose a game
F R E E B A S E B A L L
We got this guys, r-right?
phew
free baseball
>>75061779
we sure do
who /watching_ROOT/???
>motherfucking Dan
FREE BASEBALL
error was on purpose to get altuve out of the way
7D chess
>the mariners have the second worst record for extra innings wins in the MLB
Simmer down and enjoy some free baseball guys
You knew it was gonna be dicey season
>>75061799
here
How big is this ump's strikezone? My god
>watch it down the middle
>how do i hit slider
>P.Y.B.H.
>>75060535
I'm posing this question again. Although this ump has a huge zone.
earn you money cano
My god Cano.....
>>75061589
>>75061612
he a hoss tbH
fug
>cano
>cruz
>seager
of all the players to suck
who /walkoff/ here?
It's like they forgot how to hit or bought into their own hype. They know these divisional games are important I hope.
>>75061809
>third game of the season
>we already suspect it's a dicey one
S W E E P
>>75061885
seager sucking in April is pretty much a given tbf
Fresh OC
hot off the presses
>>75061911
me on the right
>>75061911
At least we're attractive I guess
>>75061936
>>75061951
How long until Edgar Martinez's job is a risk?
>>75061911
Is that cat woman in the actual story?
>>75061971
I work in the Ms front office
If Cruz doesnt hit a dinger in the 11th, Edgar is gone
>>75061990
go you mean is she wearing a cat costume>
>peanut butter
>>75061971
if we don't see improvements then I say mid may
>>75061990
yes, she's the MC. but she isn't a catgirl
Nana & Kaoru is the name of the manga.
>>75062014
no i mean is that a story about cat woman
>>75062014
If you start making fun of pb I'm gonna be very angery
great defensive effort
>wifi giving up in extra innings
what THE HECK
>that strikeout
>>75062058
I ruv Pb
=3
>goes well with Jam
>>75062024
>but she isn't a catgirl
oh
>>75062070
I need to get to bed. Someone better score.
/a/stros
>Utah Jazz promo on Root Sports
disgusting
At least the rags are ragging
>>75062090
M/a/riners
>>75062093
they still keep trying to force the Jazz, they just can't take the hint.
check it
SAFE
He missed him
WEW this is a close one
SAFE
good hustle Nelly
also
>rags
>>75062088
>have to get up for work tomorrow morning, so I need sleep
>contemplate just going to bed early
>if I go to bed before the game ends, I won't sleep anyway because I'll be thinking about the game
I hate this division sometimes
>>75062160
iktf
bullshit call reee
>>75062100
Yay we'll join them as the only 0-3 teams
yeah fuck you ump.
It's all bad for the M's this series.
At least we can go to games next week.
keep us in the inning valencia
Fuck these bullshit calls, it's last season all over again
>>75062184
>tfw dont live in seattle
>>75062210
Pick a new team Papi
>>75062215
fuck you
just popping in to see if you Mbros are ready to join the jays and form the devenski hate club yet?
>>75062210
i know that feel
>>75062219
>supporting a team in a different city
>>75062220
FUCK DEVENSKI
>>75062220
stop buying all our milk
>>75062230
>changing teams just because you moved
youre a terrible person
>>75062220
>>75062232
We need to come together and break the devenski code I'm sick of this shit
also >>75062254
t. Someone who lives in Blaine
>>75062254
you will take our toonies and like it
also fuck devenski
game
>>75062255
You're the pleb that moved. Stuff your projections in a sack
>>75062230
>changing teams
freaking vincent
GG
Don't know if I'll bother actually watching the games until these pathetic fucks start winning
>>75062282
Kiwi dont be that guy :(
>>75062274
blouses
>>75062282
you'll learn
the heartbreak becomes sort of a numb feeling after the first decade.
So this, ha
So this is the power of all these trades...
Uh. Oh.
>juggling instead of playing baseball
Never change, memeiners
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
>>75062282
You've only been a fan of the team for what, three season right? Imagine what it's like for the rest of us. I've been alive for nearly every season and if my sports watching life were an album cover, it would be a Cannibal Corpse cover.
RUN HARDER
CATCH THAT FUCKING BALL
THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
>>75062317
At least you have the Seahawks
>tfw two intelligent to not play supreme small ball mind games
>not even reaching for it
it's like they don't want to win
>>75062317
Cannibal Corpse is garbage tho
>Kuechel laughing at Vincent somewhere
>>75062302
>>75062317
This is my 4th year, last year was fun being in contention for so long, at least. I had high hopes this time... I feel sorry for you bros
>>75062326
I bet they get maybe 11 wins next year. 1 n done in the playoffs
>bregman taking pitches he could easily send into the Crawford boxes
stop please!
>>75062326
>seacucks
>>75062330
>>75062321
They were talking about it on the Astros commentary.
Reddick was ready to tag from 3rd and that run put him in an awkward position to throw home where his momentum was pulling him.
>>75062354
I've been a Houston fan all my life. Oilers (Texans now) Astros, rockets. I was 4 when the rockets won back to back. Haven't seen shit since.
>>75062332
The album covers are pretty sweet though.
>>75062338
"Had". C'mon man, you're better than that. It's only the 3rd game against a team picked to win the division by most in their park and all the games have been close.
post yfw the game ends on an error
fucking christ my heart
another inning of devenski
>>75062395
Thanks Canada
>>75062372
Ehhh he could have made the throw.
That sounded so good off the bat for such a mediocre popup
Oy vey, y'all
GET SOME FUCKING RUNS GOD DAMMIT
>>75062373
Ya I'm glad I got to see the Hawks win the big one. I'm not a soccer fan but I did watch the sounders win too, I'll take what k can get.
there's still hope
>>75062395
>""""""""relief"""""""" pitcher
we've been highjinxed
>>75060965
pls let me be wrong
pls
>>75062400
I wish he would've tried
>>75062395
He's making me a little nervous TbH
I'm usually pretty confident in him tho
>>75062424
This
A for effort zman
>7 Ks in 4 innings from devo
>based Harris crushing their hopes
nice
Zunino, you tease! In June, that's a bomb.
DYSON SPEED! Finally we get to see him attempt to change the game.
how shit of a nickname is "zoombiya" lmfao
>>75062447
>DYSON SPEED!
though ajax was out there for a second
...just setting up the twin killing...right?
>>75062457
He's in Harris' head now. Marteeen should get a good pitch to hit.
>that Astros fan heckling Dyson
>"Aww, you poor thing! Sumthin in yer EEEYYYYEE? C'mere so I can clean it right out!"
Kek
way to go dyson
>>75062374
The offense was meant to amazing... 3 runs in 3 games with awful starting pitchers to come.
lose this one and there's a good chance they are 0-5
Always fun watching them throw over on Dyson four times before he steals second. Kek
GOD DAMMIT
>risp
This is it. This is the walkoff we've been waiting for. Get ready, boys.
>>75062503
Can't argue with the results. These RISP fests are absolutely brutal. Servais better chew these guys' asses tonight. It's like they forget how to hit when a runner is at 2nd. Marteeen owes the coaches 100 pushups for popping that ball up.
Big Money
he just Big Money
Dustin Ackley was my favorite M when he was on the team.
>lucky number 13
>13 innings
>>75062542
i think youre on to something
SAVE US CARLOS
I DON'T EVEN CARE WHICH CARLOS
JUST HIT ONE OUT
>>75062542
This is exactly the type of game where he would come up with 2 outs and a runner on 3rd and strikeout looking.
>every single astros hit
>YEAH
>>75062592
he'd fit right in.
SAFE YEAH BOI
great play though, dang
great effort mean Jean
>>75062592
:'(
No bully Ack pls, no 13th inning magic if you do...
dp inc
Segura should become y'all's closer
Carlos Corral
>carlos correa
>carlos beltran
>jose carlos altuve
S W E E P
W
E
E
P
>>75062623
the houston carlos
if i remember this episode correctly the game ends in the 14th inning
I like this Danny Valencia guy
WHAT A FUCKING PLAY!!!
Gotta love this infield D
that was a pretty cool double play fampai
>>75062619
fug
>>75062542
>>75062548
IT'S TIME
>Beltran in charge of baserunning
>>75062614
I was one of his biggest supporters so I have one of the deepest scars from his failure. He made the bum list.
DP up in here!
>>75062619
WIZARD
Got em
>>75062638
I like the Carlos Corral more.
May make a sign out of it and bring it to a game
>>75062623
Don't forget the car loss that happens in the offsite gameday parking lots
is there anyone from the Least Coast watching this?
>>75062667
>corral
>sounds like rick saying carl
>carl is english for carlos
its like a haiku
>ALTUVE: 0-6
>0 FEET 6 INCHES
>>75062677
I am
Did ric flair just show up or something
what the fuck houston
>>75062676
>not parking at the sams club by reliant and riding the train in
what tf is this mexican chirping happening rn
>tfw Stros fans are turning into werewolves
>>75062708
Dew watt know??
wasn't this a pirates thing, or was it reds I don't remember
>>75062717
There must be a full moon and Houston went full werewolf.
>>75062721
YIFF IN HELL
>>75062731
is ours now b*tch
These hootie hoots are annoying as fuck
>>75062716
>not parking in front of a bar next to the dynamo kickball field for free and walking to MMP
>>75062742
ya it's getting annoying
what is the crowd screaming about
can0
>>75062762
Donald Trump
>>75062742
This is the first time I've seen this gif. It is amazing. Someone needs to put the swelmet on tonight.
>>75062747
but I don't even know where that is
INB4 CRUZ MISSILE
nice one lastros fans, threw off your own pitcher
........just setting up the triple play lol
>>75062736
just rock-paper-scissors to decide the game jesus fuck
What's with all this woooo'ing? This is a Texas thing right?
>>75062762
Free Pretzels
happening?
AWOO~
he's going to walk in a run
>>75062798
>>75062776
Exit the diamond club (1B side) and walk straight until you see the weird geometric oddity of a yuroball stadium
>>75062798
Please no
we're just heh making it exciting
>Walking the bases loaded
oh dear
CMON KYLE
ell emm ayy oh
>>75062804
dont worry
Ms will >risp this
>>75062766
Houston is going to awoo in a run.
6-2-3 DP incoming.
post yfw triple play lol
>>75062815
For the Mariners
>lights go down
>lightning comes on the screens
>hardcore music starts playing
>LIGHTS OUT LIDGE BABY
>gives up a dinger and everyone goes home
>>75062797
Kyle Seager is on my fantasy team so if he does something here I will offically be nice to /a/ one (1) time where I normally wouldn't.
>>75062820
Go to bed spaceman, you're drunk
Just put the god damn ball in play
Hit it hard, seags
throw a fucking strike you tards
>>75062820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLkZY8GjdRw
>strikezone
>>75062826
DELETE THIS
>>75062830
Nah f@m
>>75062798
you're on fire tonight
L M A O
M
A
O
BB RBI SEAGER
He's got that Ted Williams eye!
LOOOOL
THE M'S ARE GONNA DO IT LADS
TOP KEK
>oh my seagersan__________
holy fuck
WEW LADS
>>75062798
Well played
>disastros
Astros fan here but they totally deserve this for all of the fucking woos
>>75062867
Free run!
STOP THIS IDIOCY RIGHT NOW
WOO!
EL PENDEJOOOO
>>75062873
never been so glad to see that image on this board =3
L A S T R O S
WOO
>>75062542
>>75062548
>>75062655
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>blACK magic
blACK magic
>blACK magic
blACK magic
>blACK magic
blACK magic
>blACK magic
blACK magic
>blACK magic
blACK magic
>blACK magic
blACK magic
>blACK magic
What's with the "wooing"? Does this happen at astros games all the time?
WE GOT AN OUT, BOYS
whats worse
awoo
vuvuzela
WooO
>THE CITY OF WOOSTON
>>75062901
No, it's just getting late and I guess some guys are drunk
>>75062901
>>75062901
What woo-ing noise?
>>75062905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKCIFXqhLzo
>>75062905
awoo
vuvuzela adds atmosphere and tension
>>75062901
Only on full moon nights
This will forever be known as the "WOO" game. Fucking Houston fans getting weird on a Wednesday night.
>>75062911
KEK
>Oninuz Ekim
zman pls
>>75062911
how does 4 straight walks in extra innings happen in the major leagues
based Pee-Cock
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
bring another runner in m's
>only a one run lead
FRE WITHOUT RODNEY HERE WE COME
>>75062941
woos got to his head
What the fuck
>RISP
PEECOCKED EM
RISP
this game must end in the 14th inning
>>75062941
How does a team not score aside from a base on balls with no outs? Oh yeah, it's the Mariners and it's commonplace to not hit with RISP.
WOOOOOO!
>>75062941
He's a AA pitcher if we're being honest
He shouldn't have made the team
glad it isnt Namor coming on to pitch
RISP
>bases loaded
>0 outs
literally couldn't do anything other get walked in
hahaha
this offense is truly pathetic they deserve to lose to a 2 run 2 out dinger
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>75062960
>>75062967
it was subtle but honestly that was one of the worst innings in all of baseball
>bases loaded
>only get one run in
We aren't gonna win bros :(
K I N O
I
N
O
cmon chase
would you believe me if i told you the mariners have only 4 more runners LOB over the past 3 games than the jays over the past 2?
KILL HIM YULI
>13th
hold me, /sp/ ;_;
>>75062981
>walked in run at that
does bunting make you a weeaboo?
>>75062979
Indeed.
>>75062994
Mariners probably have a much higher percentage though, as they dont get anyone on base to begin with.
>In b4 double play
setting up a sweet dp guys don't worry
I don't trust you, Josh Reddit
But I'll respect you if you hit one out
>country music is your choice to play you in
Should just end your life if that's the case
>>75063005
certainly seems like it
in b4 2 run hr
incoming Aoki blast
>>75063033
inb4 Aoki 2 run dinger lol
>>75063028
Applies to Justin "Warning Track Power" Smoak. I'm okay with this.
>>75063033
>>75063039
thats not even funny
I hate jorsh Reddit so much
>>75063048
It's a little funny
AOKI PLS
Springer dinger incoming
Was literally typing out "gg boys" when aoki made contact
oh fuck off Aoki
not even playing for the Mariners and you piss me off
AOKIE SENPAI
just get the out
nooooooooooooooooo
>>75063065
PLEASE
please George
>>75063089
nooooo fuck youuu
K I N O
>>75063089
Why man? Why did you do that!?
Jesus Christ
>>75063089
kek
>>75063089
lol fucking kill yourself
>>75063089
You are a bad person
;_;
>>75063089
YOU NIGGER
NO FUCKING WAY
SJHIIIITIHHA[ERGPUIOAG
GG BOYS
>DINGER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I pretty much called it
They deserved to lose
See you guys next season
HAHAHAHAHA
S P R I N G E R
D I N G E R
Fuck.
holy shit
holy fuck, was the last strike too
feel bad for the kid pitcher
i cant stop laughing oh my fucking god
there are no words
gg stros cya tomorrow
T H R E E A N D 0
>>75063089
you fool
>>75063094
>>75063100
>>75063102
>>75063105
>>75063108
>>75063110
Ayyyyy lmao
Stros! Win
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhaHAHAHAhahaHA
i feel so bad for this rookie
>S W E E P
GG boys
Love y'all
I'm going to fucking puke. I don't think I can stomach another Mariners game for the rest of the season.
>>75063089
good game guys. gnight everyone
>>75063116
Take care friend!
>>75063116
gonna go KYS?
which method? I join you..
>zags get rigged out of title game
>m's still m's
>tfw already want football again
>the shitty of SHITEATTLE
I was so excited for this season, I could tolerate the first two losses but this sucks man. Hopefully they can find their footing with a win tomorrow but I'm so bummed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-QYws_8xb0
That was one of the worst M's losses I've seen in this century with that bases loaded joke show inning putting it over the top.
>he didn't put down money knowing the marIners would choke
Kek
>>75063233
K I N O
I
N
O
My god they have shitty offense.
Pretend that pacifier is a noose, mariners fans.