Mookie is sick edition
Red Sox:
1. Pedrioa
2. Benintendi
3. Bogaerts
4. Ramirez
5. Moreland
6. Young
7. JBJ
8. Panda
9. Leon
>Pirates
1. Mercer
2. Marte
3. McCutchen
4. Polanco
5. Freese
6. Cervelli
7. Harrison
8. Bell
9. Frazier
http://www.mlbstream.me/baseball/448495/4/boston-red-sox-vs-pittsburgh-pirates-live-stream-online.html
stream
Can't wait to hear Gary and Don!
>>75056699
ugly city and fans!
i want to sleep
>tfw the madman actually did it
oh yeah...and go Sox
>>75056726
what's with the "Don's still here" meme? does Dave sound that much like him?
>>75056764
????
>>75056771
ok, why do we still talk about Don in Sox gamethreads when he's in SD now?
>>75056785
???!!!!!!
WHERE THE FUCK IS BIG PAPI? I WANNA SEE SOME BALLS GO OVER THE GREEN MONSTER
>>75056801
stop acting like a moron, you know exactly what I'm talking about with Don Orsillo being gone
yankees are a pretty cool team desu
Can someone please hit 75056823 with about 750gbps?
He is freaking me out.
>>75056838
my gf just matched with hanley on bumble
wat do?
>>75056838
they're my second favorite team tbqh with you joe
don's arrived
>>75056852
ask if you can watch
>>75056852
toss him some salad
>>75056861
who are those two?
>>75056849
Pedro was the Ty Cobb of pitching.
>>75056823
>gone?
He sick fool
>>75056894
Is that the guy who invented the salad
>>75056883
that's don before he got sick. and some other guy,
>>75056914
What u studying abroad?
>>75056913
no he invented Corn on the cobb
hi friends i'm here tonight i made sure mom is letting me watch her tv
>>75056913
It's the guy that invented me hitting you over the head with the big glass salad bar bowl!
Is Sale the best pitcher in the major league of baseball?
>>75056937
oh good I was worried
>>75056852
>not wanting to get your gf pregnant with superior Dominican genes
Your son will be MLB caliber
>>75056949
i know me too but she said as long as it's not loud and my 4chan friends keep the posting to a minimum
I almost went to this game tickets were pretty cheap. Did i mess up guys?
>>75056965
you fucked up big time buddy and it will be your last
Promising.
>>75056965
yeah probably it's a little bit chilly but you could have seen Sale's first game as a sox
>>75056965
you dun goofed
>>75056965
yes you should legitimately develop severe depression because of this mistake.
anybody notice the baseball game?
>no mookie
you'r fucked
>tfw out of garage
Not sure where this Sale guy came from but he could be a hidden gem
>>75057017
the really old f*gs will understand this one
>>75057024
hi draper
>>75057029
that was only like 2 years ago
>>75057024
Hi kyle
There are no more high rapers the messiah returned during the night.
>>75057046
it was 8 years ago buddy
Is Price pitching tomorrow?
>>75057039
>>75057059
Hey pals
>>75057070
highly doubtful
>>75057017
Panda, sports car, garage
Is Pablo fast this year?
>>75057070
no.
rodriguez due tomorrow. but rain.
>>75057070
he just threw 25 pitches off the mound today, so I would say no
Is Ortiz batting tomorrow?
Dfa Nintendo?
>>75057115
yee eduardo
>>75057110
did you see him haul ass during the opener?
>no hits
is it finally time to admit that 2017 is a lost season for our boys?
really makes u think
>>75057144
just makes me think about how fat ben nintendo got this offseason
Is Don announcing tomorrow?
New MLB fan here. Haven't watched since the based 2004 series. What do I need to know? Who are our best guys?
>>75057159
It's called bulking up bro
>>75057144
>tendies gets traded to the yanks
DANIEL NAVA SUCKS LOL
>>75057185
everyone knows you can add 25 points of pure muscle in just five months
>>75057170
Red Sox have 3 Cy Young pitchers and almost everybody on the team that is elite is under 25 years old besides pede.
Mookie (who is out with the flu today) almost won the MVP last season and Porcello (pitched yesterday) won the Cy Young last year.
Today Sale is pitching his first game as a sox.
>>75057163
He got the flu from mookie
>>75057191
>>75057194
i don't know what would possess you to post something like this. as good as daniel nava is as a player, he's an even better man. so i'm not sure why you or anyone would attack him.
>>75057228
>be sick for entire year
>it's mookie's fault
is Ortiz still hurt?
>>75057194
get out you fiend
>>75057238
GET OFF THE INTERNET NAVA LMFAO YOU CHESTER CHEETOS LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER.
>>75056998
I dun goofed big only $70 bucks to sit in lowwer area too
>>75057194
Wow ok he tries his hardest every night and who the fuck are you to be asking questions huh. Who the fuck are you.
>>75057265
listen. i don't know what your problem with daniel is but you need to check your attitude at the door.
>>75057191
they don't have the farm system to pull off such a trade
>>75057194
I didn't the courage to kick your ass directly. Don't have enough courage for that. I could, you know?
You know you're gonna have another accident? You know I'm involved with black magic? Fuck you. Die. Bastard. You think you're so cool, hm? Asshole
can't wait to see my man Gary later during the game
>>75057194
what would cause you to say such a thing, my good fellow?
>>75057295
Gary Sanchez?
THE FUCK
BEAN HIS ASS
How many innings till Harrison freezes to death?
Spent the offseason watching some film on Sale, think he might be a pretty good pick up for the Sox, keep an eye on this guy.
Holy fuck.
>>75057326
he just missed his spot by like two feet were you watching a different guy named sale?
>>75057326
Spent the offseason eating pizzas and drinking beer
Am I the only Pie Rats fan here?
HIGH CHEESE
he shouldn't have swung at that
>>75057212
ty =)
>>75057303
No, NESN Sideline Reporter Gary Striewski
>>75057352
who?
Is Price pitching the day after tomorrow?
>>75057352
so who's the Don you guys keep referring to? Draper the trip? cause Orsillo's not with NESN anymore
>>75057352
I think you mistyped Guerin Austin
>>75057352
>>75057359
ok guys give me estimated dimensions of the biggest dick gary has taken, I say 6.7x8.2"
WTF WHO IS GUERIN AUSTIN
WHERE THE FUCK IS GARY?
>>75057376
Oil Can Boyd is pitching.
>>75057335
Are you basing his talents as a pitcher on one pitch?
Professional scouts such as myself requite AT LEAST one inning of work before we judge a pitcher's skill.
SWING AWAY
>>75057402
GUERIN/GARY
You do the math
>>75056852
Why is your gf on a dating app?
Doesn't he have a wife?
>>75057396
>girth
6.9
>length
9.2
>>75057432
THEY CAUGHT OFF HIS CHONSON!
>>75057432
wtf how did he change his race too
Papi would have hit that out
>>75057451
>6.9
that's approaching gary oak girth
marte should not be allowed a horse
>>75057417
well i knew moncada was a bust after just the few at bats he got last year so maybe you need to get your skill up like me
>>75057471
same person. gary can shapeshift
don who
Ah, I only watch Red Sox for Mookie so I guess I'll go have a masturbation session then prepare for the Giants match.
The fuck is pablo wearing terrorist garb
it's no good, i gotta sleep. catch you losers on the flipside
>>75057600
Peace out Paki Pete
is Sale elite?
>>75057600
night, pansy percival
>>75057645
No. He's a former Who.
t. Whos fan
>>75057645
looking good so far.
Hey guys sorry I just got home from work and finished up eating dinner. Did everyone have a good off season?
I wonder what dean anna is up to nowadays
>>75057669
so was Frank Thomas. was he elite?
>>75057402
reminder Guerin is LITERALLY not a Red Sox fan
>>75057719
Even if they are hall of famers, just because they played for the White Sox, they are shit.
wtf is hanley playing first for the pirates??
>>75057722
god what a hideous hag, fuck middlebrooks for stealing jenny dell away from us
>>75057722
As soon as that camera is off, she gonna fuck that little moose.
reminder Gary Sanchez is now 0-11 on the season.
>>75057756
She's in our hearts now
He took the magic away
>>75057743
you sicken me with your memeing.
SANDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>75057786
>Sandoval is doing better
also Sandy Lion died
What a fat fuck
Vazquez being rushed back to the psych ward as we speak
wtf
>Sandy going full throttle
lmao
>Butterfield still memeing
kek, what a funny guy
Literally our best hitter just got injured for no reason
WHY
He's in the fucking baseline, why not fucking tuck a shoulder.
why on earth would you send fat fuck leon there, jesus butterfield get your head in the game
fuck yeah baby it's swihart time
>'''''running'''''' through the stop sign
demote this leon
>Butter actually tried to hold
the madman
>>75057882
>demoting the best hitter on the team
fuck off loser
>>75057853
According to the pirates broadcasters tge third base coach signalled to stay. Dude jist said fuck it im going deep
>>75057865
screw that its time for VAZQUEZ
>>75057850
Outlawwed because of u pussy ass millenials
it's okay. Sandy needed to find an octagon
My fucking sides.
>>75057891
why would we demote nintendo?
I STILL DONT GET WHY HE TRIED TO SLIDE INTO THE FUCKING CATCHER. HES IN THE FUCKING BASELINE FUCKING LAY THAT FUCKER OUT, YOURE A FAT FUCK LEON, USE THAT WEIGHT FOR SOMETHING.
>>75057850
Cervelli would have rekt him
>>75057891
i'm the best hitter on this team idiot it's time to give me some playing time
>>75057892
yeah Dave and Jerry just mentioned it too. my b. stupid leon
>>75057903
because he is a catcher himself and he understands that they do not like when runners hit them
>>75057894
Fuckshit, I'm 33. Millennial my dick. The rules still state if he's IN the baseline, you can run through em.
>>75057900
lol
>>75057923
wow... maybe if all of us, everywhere, we were all catchers... the world would finally learn empathy....
anyone else watch the Padres game last night just to hear "him" again?
>>75057909
PUT HIM IN FARRELL
>>75057944
>implying farrell makes the lineups
>>75057437
yes
should i send him to barstool and expose him?
>>75057943
>tfw live in San Diego and get to hear him every game, if I'm not watching the Sox play.
Excited for the home opener Friday, get to watch em get smashed.
>>75057850
not allowed cause of buster posey
>>75057956
no snitching
>>75057956
too late I already emailed el prez
>>75057968
NO SNITCHING
Pirates gonna go on a 2 out rally here
>>75057953
HE SHOULD STILL PUT HIM IN. THIS ANON IS THE REAL DEAL
>>75057956
what does his bio say?
As T.C.'s nephew, can confirm, he has been cloned.
>>75057956
could be a cat fishing account
>>75057994
like 99.9% sure thats what it is.
>>75057968
your crusin for a brusin kid
>>75057994
Bumble is an app for cat fishing meet ups. What a hick.
>>75057991
umm, if i made a clone out of my body, and they made a copy of my brain in there, and my DNAs, would the clone be me or someone else?
>>75058079
The clone is a clone, duh.
Real talk, in what way will David Price blow it this postseason?
throw beat him
>>75058100
what, is david price getting traded to a playoff team or something?
>>75058100
pitch like shit whenever he comes back and then have to get TJ
>FUCK
>>75058112
DELET
imo it was a hit...
is hanley still dad
Nothing conclusive to overturn.
>>75058155
woah look it's a traveler from the past
rewview ball four
fuck
that looked good off the bat
Papi would have hit it out
typical mccutchin cheating
was baseball in april a mistake
review that catch
>>75058191
you'll get 'em next time, Mitch
>>75058216
mitch moreland is the best hitter on this team
>>75058196
life without papi is torture
>>75057898
>>75058231
who?
>>75058231
Can u imagine what life without Brady will be like?
>>75056841
underrated and under appreciated post
>>75058249
DELET THIS
grit
hustle
determination
j hay
>>75058263
looool WHAT are you talking about my dude
>>75058249
I remember Hugh, Tony, Steve, life before Bledsoe was not good.
>>75058276
your old
>>75058249
hopefully kinda solid and with Jimmy Garoppolo doing well as the new QB
>>75058257
It will come. Don't ignore it. Time will march on whether you are willing to move or not.
Sale makes games go really quick.
Not sure I'm a fan desu
>>75058283
Not him but I remember the worst Patriots team in history. The 1990 team was godawful.
>>75058276
Drew's really underrated in the way of rejuvenating the franchise imo
>>75058284
depends if Bill stays coaching. Love to see Bill win one without Brady
>>75058284
>football trip
>posting about football
>in a baseball thread
>>75058283
Just go watch Superbowl 20.
>>75058295
yeah I miss josh beckett lumbering around the mound for three minutes between each pitch
who /yankees bro dropping by to wipe ass with a red sox/ here?
ate some street tacos lads
wew
>>75058295
MUH PACE OF PLAY
GAMES ARE TOO LONG I HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING!!!
>>75058321
this but without any irony
>>75058326
Seriously. It must be nice not having a job.
>>75058272
the fuck is wrong with you?
>>75058326
you aren't a real baseball fan if you don't want every game to go extra innings
>>75058335
>>75058343
>>75058345
is this what it feels like to be gang stalked
>>75058316
>having a woman on your radio broadcast
>>75058360
Stop being a dingus.
>>75058311
that was the topic of choice att, dingus. get over your trip hate
>>75058316
>0-10
i like PLAYS
DAMN Pablo is looking thick
based Bradley doing work. leggo Sand Oval
>>75058433
thicc
Am I the only one who prefers Fat Pablo? Not a Sox fan tho.
>pablo sandofat
>>75058433
he will never not look thicc until his weight starts with a 1. which it will never be
>>75058374
breh she a mute
only speaks when spoken to
yo yo!
>>75058253
a PLAY was ON
DAMN Sandy is thicc too
this lineup lookin nice
>>75058532
the internet has twisted you it is time to unplug and go nofap, mgtow, cbt
This delay I got with mlbtv blows compared to what I had with the DirecTV shit, but for less than half the price for all the same stuff I guess it's alright
>>75058573
skinny wimplet detected
>red sox thread has more replies than a celtics thread
how is it possible? only two games into the mlb season and the celtics at the finish line to end up with the number 1 seed?
>RISP
>>75058599
>>75058599
Baseball is more entertaining than basketball
>it's a red sox strand 100000 runners episode
>>75058599
I do not watch ape jump
>>75058599
no one cares about the celtics
>>75058599
Boston has always been a baseball town
>>75058641
this
>>75058637
is it true boston, a white majority city, is racist?
>>75058599
kick rocks bonehead
>>75058599
Guessing bcuz we're all racist? Being Boston and everything?
>>75058655
of course. White people are naturally racist, it's in their DNA
i just love baseball, let's all keep it positive in this thread
>>75058599
i remember when len bias died they called him the cooncaine kid i saw his parents on tv and i feelt hurted for them
>>75058655
Boston is not like in your face racist like you would find in the south.
But people are literally lying to themselves when they say this place isn't racist.
I know a shitload of people here personally that are pretty racist, and the general tenor here seems to treat blacks and hispanics pretty bad.
>>75058655
Everyone is racist.
The gays and the spades too...it is natural to gravitate toward your own race.
>>75058705
>mfw PK Subban keeps getting booed and called a nigger in Boston
Based fucking Nintendo tbqh with you Joe
Watching opening week baseball with Ellen!
tbhanon I went to see Ghost in the Shell last week.
i just wanna see some runs lol
>>75058793
what the h*ck why didn't you text me
>>75058705
how is that racist?
>>75058793
>pork in the shell
delete this right now tbqh with you Joe
>>75058654
>>75058641
well, I'll put a disclaimer on that, no one cares bout the Celts ATM simply because it's April baseball, and it's not like the Celts have a top-10 superstar anymore (inb4 >Isaiah Thomas), plus the Pats have solidly been resting in the #2 spot of Boston sports hierarchy since forever.
Kind of amazing how we have the most decorated NBA franchise ever and yet it's at the bottom of that hierarchy.
>>75058752
and his bro is on the Broons AHL affiliate iirc
>>75058713
this
Why haven't the Red Sox won the 2017 World Series yet????
>>75058793
>Ghost in Taco Bell
how was it?
>>75058773
/sp/ & /a/
Together Forever
who /nakedwaitingforgary/ here
>>75058808
I forgot :( and forgot during the the 50 mcnugget intermission
>>75058876
gary left to cover the angels
>>75058876
He's gone anon.
And he isn't coming back.
gj Hanley, real A+ AB there
>>75058845
>>75058841
>and his bro is on the Broons AHL affiliate iirc
doesn't help that every time he starts a game for Boston he sucks ass and gives up 5 goals in 90 seconds
looks like Mookie's feeling good
>>75058910
>>75058912
haha what? he wouldn't leave me
>>75058931
He's literally the next Ortiz STOP insulting him!
>>75058951
Literally, unironically the worst goalie prospect I have ever seen.
>Chiapet LITERALLY wasted a first on him
is Sale or Porcello our ace??
Guerin is sounding way less frantic and nervous and autistic thus far this year.
Did she finally learn how to be a competent sideline reporter this year bros?
>>75059029
Don't care want Gary
>>75059029
uh they said she was very chilled so yeah..
>>75058845
2:40 lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msUF-nAe9uw
>>75058713
The city itself is pretty fucking segregated.
It's systematic and the citizens of Boston are wonderfully "blind" to it all.
So which player is going to be fucking Guerin Austin by the All Star Break?
Ever cunt sideline "reporter" NESN brings in ends up getting stuffed by one or more player.
>>75058982
Andrew Raycroft might have given him a run for that title
>>75059057
Allen Craig hopefully
>>75059053
It is pretty amazing how willing people here will stuff their head in the sand over it.
Like, I know it and I don't particularly care. But some people here get TRIGGERED if you mention that Boston "might" be racist.
But it's pretty god damn obvious.
>>75059057
Farrell.
>>75059090
does anyone else remember this
>>75059081
no hate for Manny Fernandez I see
IM GOING TO PROTEST YAWKEY WAY ON PATRIOTS DAY FOR GARY WHOS WITH ME
#GARYSMARCH
>>75059109
kek I forgot about him
>>75059090
literally who?
>>75059029
>competent
>sideline reporter
Pick one.
If you were competent as a reporter, you'd be in the booth or studio.
Austin is there to look good during the dog days of summer and chat up sub-100 IQ fans who want to talk about the woodchuck they saw on the side of the Mass Pike while riding the bus in from Worcester.
>>75059091
Yup.
Everyone loves perpetuating the idea that this region is so progressive and aware. Meanwhile, the cops here still have quotas and there're parts of the city that look pretty slummy. Not to mention the fucked up racist shit Maine's governor has said.
>>75059111
I will protest by getting drunk in an alley by Kenmore.
Is Price going to relieve for Sale?
will e baby pitch well tomorrow
>>75059140
Maine's governor is hilarious
>>75059133
>Austin is there to look good during the dog days of summer and chat up sub-100 IQ fans who want to talk about the woodchuck they saw on the side of the Mass Pike while riding the bus in from Worcester.
>the magical image that just popped in my head of Guerin trying to say that old Woodchuck rhyme and stuttering like 1000 times over it
I need it.
>>75059130
fat fuck 1B who I think is still in Pawtucket, came over in the Lackey trade, sucks massive amounts of dick
>>75059133
>Austin is there to look good
well she's already fucking failed there
>>75059140
You mean Paul "Put Niggers in a Cage" LePage??
>>75059158
Going to be a canceled game tomorrow because of rain
>>75059111
I will be with you in spirit from Indiana
>>75059081
Dude Raycroft played a great season in the NHL which convinced the Laffs to give up Rask for him
>>75059190
LePage is scum
anyone see the new Charlie Moore?
>>75059180
I know, I was joking.
Just finished playing this game in The She 17 and Red Sox won 5-2.
>>75059224
>The She 17
is that a girl simulator
>>75059140
Not gr8 b8 m8.
Ur here cuz /pol/ made u cry.
>>75059204
go back to neogaf
>>75059180
>sucks massive amounts of dick
is Austin a trap?
This Taillon kid for the pierats is pretty legit.
How do you pierat friends feel about him?
>>75058599
basketball is gay and the regular season is meaningless, also "gamethreads" for primetime games between two big/popular teams have always been complete and utter shit not worth anyones time
i'd wager the main reason for the big turnout here is because Opening Day was a matinee on a Monday and I don't even think there was a gamethread up
>>75059239
yes (no)
hey can someone update the forums with relevant 2017 sox players
>>75059253
there was a gamethread or two, they were pretty comfy
>>75059246
None of what he said was wrong though. He's literally just stating how affairs are here, not really taking a political stance on it.
>>75059221
you can never tell on 4chan
>>75059247
>neogaf
what?
wheres based marisa guy
>>75059250
>This Taillon kid for the pierats is pretty legit.
He's looking good but the pitchers are always ahead of the hitters in April.
Still, I've jotted his name down so I'll remember to keep an eye on his stats this season.
>>75059253
there was a gamethread monday though
>>75059273
>>75059305
i didnt see it so it didnt exist desu
Maine here, I don't like you guys down south. Stop getting on my compound.
>>75059297
Been here funposting the whole time. No runs = no Marisas.
>>75059297
marisa anon probably killed himself tbqh with you Joe
>>75059246
How're things in Lynnfield?
>>75059321
kick rocks bonehead
>>75059286
using terms like "fucked up racist shit" is taking a pretty obvious stance my man
get out of my thread
>>75059337
ok fine but like his point was still more just about how this area is pretty racisty
i dont know why that bothers you
>>75059321
You only have to deal with Massholes from Late May to early September.
You can live in your desolate land of potatoes and Allen's coffee brandy in peace the other 7 months out of the year.
>>75059286
>how affairs are here
What do you know? Go and live for more than 3 months in any city in this country.
We're all racist. We don't call them niggers and we're usually overly nice to them but we are still all racist. Not pic related
Every city.
>>75059325
What the FUCK did you just FUCKING say about me you little BITCH?
>>75059344
the red sox have always been anime tbqh with you Joe
How big are Kacie McDonnell's funbags?
Will Price come in if the games into the 18th inning?
>>75059361
well ya but thats not the point of the conversation
I dont really care that we're racist
the whole point of the conversation is that normies in Boston get furious whenever someone says this city might be racist
l
So are we flood daily tomorrow?
>>75059344
You in our thread...
So, Tiger, Orioles, then Tampa?
>>75059426
Charlie Moore day boyyyyyys
>>75059407
Oh okay man.
I misunderstood.
why is barnes in again??
OH LOOK EVERYONE another season of Jerry "murderer enabler" Remy and the closet gay Dave O'Brien. Did you know that "beloved" Jerry Remy and his wife tried to sue the parents of the woman their son murdered for custody of the orphaned grandchild? How can you listen to this? Nevermind Remy is losing his fucking mind and sounds like he has a mouth full of dicks. Anyway, go Sox.
>>75059344
>>75059455
literally who are the two people in the right of this photo
>>75059436
Yeah, it'll be Mad Fisherman re-runs. No way they'll be playing a get-away game in that shit.
>>75059455
>tfw there will never be an Eck/Don combo ever again
>>75059455
how long did it take you to cook up this pasta?
>>75059407
I think it's because so many of them take it personal, as if the person saying the city is racist is calling them, the individual, racist and part of the problem. The term racist associated with Boston literally brings out all the closeted racists in the city and makes them so fucking transparent.
>>>>W-W-What!!??
>>>>r-racist? But we're in the North! We aren't like Alabama with the KKK and lynching of all those nigg-- err I mean People of Color!
>>>>How could you call us racist you fucking dipshit nigger! Don't touch me you filth!
>>75059465
That's Don Orsillo. No idea who the cunt is.
>>75059465
>not sure if stupid or sarcastic
Don Orsillo in the middle, Jenny Dell on the right
>>75059487
Is this a serious post??????????
>>75059493
>Jenny Dell on the right
Shoulda known from the stretch marks around her cock holster.
can we at leasst all agree that no one misses Tina Cervasio?
>>75059509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fygutp-zA4E
SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS
>>75059224
>the show
>not out of the park 18
pleb
who /hazelmae/ here
I want eck
>>75059535
ooh baby I miss my hazel. MLBN keeps stealing all the good nesn reporters/analysts
>>75059493
>me when reading your nu-poster post
>>75059558
Dennis Eckersley is retired. You should know that.
>>75059563
>they didn't steal gary
>NESN just FIRED him
wtf
score now or i kill myself live on cam
>>75059564
Was this the one when she chugged down like 5 beers in 15 minutes while reporting?
>>75059535
Boy she fucked her career, huh? Told NESN to cram it 'cause she thought an ESPN offer was coming only to get no ESPN offer.
I think she's covering skidoo races in Canada now.
>>75059586
>>75059586
Is Gary really gone?
>>75059586
heh,.. the white man wins again....
>>75059603
not on MLBN anymore?
>>75059344
This is good
>>75059612
yes
>>75059612
Seriously? Yes, his contract came up and NESN didn't renew him. He's a "free agent," if you will.
Memeingly? No, he's just sick. With Don and Papi.
Do you think Gary comes to /sp/?
>>75059612
>Is Gary really gone?
Sadly, yes. There just wasn't enough cock in Boston to fill his hungry twink holes.
Heidi Watney is the bomb dot com
>>75059635
delete this post
>>75059635
>Gary
>bottom
think again
>>75059635
looooooooooooool
>>75059661
me on the right
>MLB commercial
>"looks like Mookie's feeling good"
>Mookie is actually out with flu-like symptoms
what did they mean by that?
>>75059658
Post rare Garys
Kimbrel in a non-save situation?!?
Farrell you fucking idiot!
>Kimbrel coming in 0-0 in the 9th
WHY
THIS NEVER WORKS OUT WELL
Oooh look its a "Jon "the idiot" Farrell brings in Craig "blown save" Kimbrel in a non-save situation so he can make the Red Sox lose the game. Turn it off. It's done.
>>75059705
took the words right from my keyboard
>>75059692
JPI545480Y[[THYER[9TH958TYW5048WUY4508HW40[H8W45YU 8Q4530Y=H]0H
Fuck you Panda. Two games, two errors, you fat fuck.
WHAT THE FUCK PABLO YOU FUCKING FATASS
2 ERRORS IN 2 GAMES ARE YOU SERIOUS
John Farrell makes me want to be dead
>SANDOMCFATASSFATSHIT
That's 2 fucking E's already, fatty.
How the fuck I s that the second error there has only been TWO FUCKING GAMES
#garagethekia
>>75059711
I think I found the stolen words from your keyboard.
>>75059721
>popping up a bunt
Nice job dumbass
CRAYG KIMBRUHL IS A CLOSUH
>>75059724
>>75059722
>>75059729
delete these posts
will you fuckers shut up now?
>Pabutterfingers Sandoval
That knuckle curve is filthy.
>>75059754
Pablo, get off the dugout iPad you're in the field lol!
>>75059754
get off the phone while you're on the field jesus christ
BASED MANLET
>>75059754
Pablo, this is a work safe board. The porn is somewhere else.
!!!!!
Fuck, is that Cockmongler behind homeplate just over the left Stanley sign?
>>75059793
>you now remember Carlos Martinez' old twitter
>>75059838
rip
>Kimbrel DIDNT give up 10 runs in the 9th in a tie game
I'm baffled tbqh with you Joe.
>>75059839
At least he's in a new place and hopefully happiers.
don't worry guys koji will hold the save next inning and then papi will walk it off
LET'S GO BABY. BOTTOM 9.
mitch moreland walkoff inc.
>>75059838
DELETE THIS
FUCKING FUCK YOU DAVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
C'mon Bogie...
>bustgaerts
>bustgaerts
C'mon Hanley...
Why has X been so shit since halfway through last season?
HIT WUN OUTTA THA PAHK
How many extra innings are we gonna go for? BTW are there even any pirates fans in here?
>>75059948
Should be. They got a pretty good fan base.
This game is never going to end
And I'm okay with that
>>75059935
It started because he kept trying to pull the ball for power, which has NEVER been his game.
Then, because of Xander's natural depressive/highly self critical personality, he went into slump mode.
A lot of it is mental with him tbqh with you Joe.
>that dive
gatdayum
fucking extra innings i have work tomorrow
Papi would have hit it out
>>75059940
>from Boston
cmon man that's clearly a Yankee fan
>>75059968
>>that dive
>gatdayum
Fucking beautiful...
FREE BASEBALL
>>75059987
hi rob manfred
kill me
>>75060001
u with my weeny in ur mouth
>>75060016
Is that legal?
time for a haircut heath
>>75060031
don't worry she's over 18. Just looks good for her age
>>75060047
that's called show hair
>Heath Hembree
absolutely wew, the state of our bullpen that this is the first guy we go to in extras
even the managers are complaining about extra innings come on manfred lets solve this
Blown call
>>75059948
present
>meme jump
X GON GIV IT TO YA
>xander focusing more on his defense this year
thank FUCK i like it better when hes a better defensive player like in '15
>>75060031
Ask Gary.
Replace boomer umps with computers
>>75060113
Enjoying the game? That starter of yours looked real good.
>>75060159
reddit tier
Still pimping tomorrows game, Dave? They aren't going to play in that shit, fool.
fucking jesus hembree
>>75060167
come on anon he's good but he's not ready for the pros
guys I absolutely loving sucking big fat dicks, yankees fan btw
>>75060167
There are 2 teams playing, anon. It's baseball and it's all good.
>>75060205
reddit philosophy
>>75060200
>yankees
>sucking dick
>dubs
everything checks out
>0-0
man it's like watching the 2014 team all over again
>>75060159
I just got home in the middle of the 8th. I was trying to keep tabs on the game before then but yeah it's been good.
>get a strong outing from your starter
>you put the game in the hands of matt barnes and heath hembree, and farrell wants to use joe "cy young" kelly once he fixes his fastball command
i'm sure it will all work out fine.
why does Hembree look like a homeless Jason Varitek
>>75060274
ben did literally nothing wrong except for the bad free agent deals
>>75060274
Dumbo is going to can him this season. Farrell's cancer card has run out.
>>75060302
but those were no big deal anyway, right?
>>75060302
Ben did a lot of things wrong.
Also, his drafting wasn't good literally outside of Benintendi.
How does bestiality sell airline ticket?
i don't like free baseball
>>75060306
no way. he "runs" a WS-caliber team and has won a WS already by essentially sitting back and doing nothing. unless he has some really negative off-field stuff, he has good job security, much to our chagrin
Any 4chan pass owners here? These captchas are startin to bust my balls
>>75060376
>he "runs" a WS-caliber team
He gets in the way of a WS-caliber team and I believe that is going to become more and more apparent this year.
>>75060376
>unless he has some really negative off-field stuff
The guy dicked the reporter last year and got her fired. Literally 0 consequences for this guy.
Job for fucking life.
Boston is chanting like european soccer clubs, kind of impressed
>baseball thread
>going to pass 500
God bless the north
>celtics getting utterly btfo by the cavs
thank god, now i dont have to deal with celtics fans screaming at me about how good the team is
>>75060390
i think you mean premium 4chan pro gold my friend
Hey, Panda? How about a game winning RBI to make up for your 2nd E, you fat fuck.
yess TYBS
>>75060451
>he went and bought one
the absolute madman
>>75060450
C's fans are like Patriots fans without their team being an actual championship contender.
>>75060476
>not SAVING 4chan
i guess you don't care about FREE SPEECH
>>75060450
Fuck. 20 points?
>>75060451
>4chan is serious business
>>75060490
Celtics won 17 titles, they are the yankees of the NBA, explains why
>>75060503
every penny collected by 4chan is another penny that russia can use to steal elections with my friend
BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>75060514
kek
>>75060512
Yeah, 50 fucking years ago.
JBJ!!!!
JBJ JBJ
Guys making the all star game again
>>75060512
>win a shitload of titles in the 60's
>lakers are still only one title away from tying
JBJ
i hope sandoval chokes on his next chicken wing
>JBJ one of the best offensive players out of the gate to start the season
29 game hitting streak WHEN
>>75060514
>being a literal traitor
Didn't this guy LOSE weight?
Nice at bat, fat fuck. 2Es and 0 hits to start the season.
PLEASE MANLET PLEASE
BASED LEON
HERE WE GO BOYS
Le swing at everything fat man
Sandy!!!! With Pedey due up!
>>75060580
Pablo had a hit on Monday
DO IT DUSTIN
CMONNNNNNNNNNNN
>>75060611
that anon confused him with Gary Sanchez
C'mon Pedey...
3 and 1...
hahah good call ump the check is in the mail
PEDEYYYYYY PLS DO THIS
>>75060661
this
BEN
NINTENDO
PLEASE
Bases jacked for Benny...
too bad the boy can't hit lefties
>throws three strikes
>count 3-1
What did the ump mean by this?
>>75060706
see i told you all the boy he can't hit lefties
>BEN BUSTENDI
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEE
TRADE THIS USELESS BUST NOW DAVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fucking broken bat
FUCK
damn it all
last digit of this post is how many runs joe kelly gives up this half inning
>>75060785
Fug
>buston
can you believe this shit? just fucking end already
>>75060800
you'd like to forget this game, wouldn't you, Pablo?
>>75060820
no bully
>>75060800
get a hit
dont commit errors
fuck you
>>75060820
He's got Hot Pockets and a Fleshlight waiting in the clubhouse.
hey does anyone else get wildly depressed
>>75060820
He eats to forget
>>75060800
It's only 10:30, I like baseball and am A-OK with this.
>>75060869
no i dont have a mental illness tbqh with you Joe
>>75060869
No I've never felt depressed
ok haha yeah me either i just thought it would be funny if someone did
>>75060869
no, Pablo Sandoval has never sat on my face
>>75060908
Haha
dont worry im a therapist (not really but who cares) tell me whats bothering you
why didnt we buy encarnacion
>>75060944
Because you guys are stupid.
>>75060869
yeah but then i consume touhou media or watch kemono friends and i feel better for a few fleeting moments
Fuck me...
>>75060958
>you guys
excuse me i'm a GIRL
>>75060970
F R A N C E
>>75060970
Hello fellow female
Will the Red Sox win?
>>75061006
>>75060970
If you still have your penis tho then you're only a "transitioning" female
fucking kill me
if they don't walk off this half inning i ''''accelerate''''' my transition with a scalpel live on cam
>>75060970
T A U N T O N
A
U
N
T
O
N
>>75060908
>4chan in a nutshell
>>75061036
Hot
will we win?
>>75061060
Please daddy!
Is Butterfield elite?
>>75061060
well anon, are you?
>>75061060
Rekt by Trump
>>75061066
You're hired
>>75061060
DELETE THIS IMAGE OF THIS RACIST RUSSIAN PUPPET REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75060970
No girls on the internet, transitioning or otherwise.
>>75061082
this one read my mind
>>75061082
AW SHIT, HERE WE GO AGAIN
fucking christ X
>>75061108
Shit that fag was a Sox fan?
What the fuck swing you retard
Fuck Hanley! What kind of pitch do you want!!!!
>this ""offense""
papi come back
literally me rn watching this game
motherfucker swing
You guys remember that comfy as fuck Sox Yankees game that went to like 19 innings and the lights went out which delayed the game like 45 minutes? I think the Sox won on a double play.
Give me Sox Yanks games all year.
>>75061082
god
DAMMIT
lol anyone buy weed now that it is legal haha
>somehow we're only on page 3
If we're still watching by the time we reach page 9, I'm making a new one.
>>75061125
>died before he could see a championship
>>75061191
I'll ask Trump.
>>75061210
are you stupid?
>>75061191
honestly no i don't
>>75061210
Can't daddy said no.
This game would be over if Ortiz was batting
How cold is it in Boston right now? These people are being pussies with their blankets and shit. I out of town in Vermont and it's not cold at all.
based bjbjbj
>>75061243
I sit naked on my porch in January in rural Maine all the time. These people don't know how to hang.
>>75061200
Yea, too bad he had to shoot up his school...
>>75061243
Not even in the 30s. It's like 40.
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
JBJ!!!!
>>75061243
I saw some people wearing shorts during the rush hour commute. I don't know how much the temperature has dropped since then.
holy shit that was close
BASED Jackie
BLACKED.COM
>>75061243
40 degrees
sweatshirt weather
if you're outside for multiple hours you're going to feel cold even if it's in the 40s retard, have you never been to a game?
Back in 2014 in >our second game of the season we hit 1000 posts in one thread. Game went 15 or 16 innings.
>Sandomcfatretardlardass almost had a third E
>>75061288
red sox = diversity
>>75061306
You don't need to being a blanket to a game you stupid faggot.
>he almost did it again
way to redeem yourself, Pablo
>>75061337
>He doesn't like being comfy
SAD!
>>75061337
not everyone has a foot of blubber protecting them like you
>>75061335
Mr. President would you grab her by the pussy?
Pablo should get a 10 year 80 million extension.
>>75061337
>not wanting to be comfy
>>75061306
>if you're outside for multiple hours
You make it sound like thats not something you normally do
>>75061372
i think you must have responded to the wrong post. i'm certainly not going to answer a vulgar question like that.
C'mon............
>>75061381
that's not something anyone usually does unless you have some shit job like construction
>>75061386
Ok cuck...
that lefty was not killed
fugggg
>>75061060
Mr. President will this game ever end?
i just want to go to sleep please mr red sox
>all you faggots implying this isn't an average length red sox game so far
hasn't even been 4 hours
>>75061358
>He wants to sit in the comfortable 16 inch wide wooden seats managing a blanket and a beer surrounded by other people jumping up and yelling throughout the course of the game.
Watch the game at home if you want to be comfy. Go to the game to shout to things and sneak in nips so you can keep getting drunk after they take off the taps
Is the Based Absolute Madman the only player trying in this game?
>being named Bastard
who came up with this shit?
>>75061445
right but it's still my bed time
>>75061418
>never
OMFG
>>75061475
Sleep tight pizza
I miss shaq
based jbjbjb using these MIND GAMES to fake out the pirates loool
THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
.......o____0.......
good thing they got rid of intentional walks or this game would take forever haha
>fucking stomped on
Hey guys! First post of this season! Go Sox :>)
BASED JBJ
>listen, if that nigger tries to steal on us i want you to stomp his ankle
is that big papis stunt double???
>>75061517
lololololololo
i'm going to poast a marisa to end this game
wow looks like Mercer shows no mercy, heh
>Sandofat in position to win a game
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
inning ending 1-out ground into triple play coming right up
Guys I'm out of booze. And I'm too lazy to go to the store. Can I get drunk on rubbing alcohol?
will sandy win this game?
>this retarded pitcher
>>75061578
>drinking on your cut
>>75061578
Ask the President.
>>75061596
mr trump will sandy win this game?
SANDY
SANDY MOTHERFUCKING LEON
SANDY THE FUCKING LION
BASED FUCKING SANDY
AAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA
BTFO
BTFO
BTFO
SANDY LEON SANDY LEON SANDY LEON SANDY LEON SANDY LEON SANDY LEON SANDY LEON SANDY LEON SANDY LEON SANDY LEON SANDY LEON SANDY LEON SANDY LEON SANDY LEON SANDY LEON SANDY LEON SANDY LEON SANDY LEON SANDY LEON SANDY LEON
SANDY!!!! Finally...
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
OMFG
MARISA SANDY MAGIC
jbj is a legend tbqh
masslive com/redsox/index.ssf/2013/03/jackie_chicken.html
>>75061610
LOL
>>75061610
every fucking time
also thank you based lion
WE ON PACE FOR 162-0 BABY
>>75061578
only if you rub yourself after drinking it
>>75057882
EAT A DICK NERD
vazquez desperately paging the nurse from his hospital bed
BASED LION
>>75061637
are you stupid?
>pitching to the lion in the current year
what the fuck was Pittsburgh thinking?
THANK YOU SANDY
I LOVE BASEDBALL
>>75061654
are you?
Can it really be considered "hot" when he's been "hot" for almost a year?
Maybe he's just 'good' now?
>>75061644
Swihart is the one out of luck at the moment
>>75061661
ask mr president
>>75061663
swihart staying late to take balls off the wall
Sandy with the BASED Spanglish
RED SOX WIN! GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE! GOD BLESS DONALD TRUMP AND THE USA!
Is she wearing the coat the jays got for papi??? Scandalous!!!
wtf deport Sandy now
>>75061663
>swihart currently having a seizure as the team celeberates and leon get interview by guerin
>>75061685
deport yourself
>>75061685
i didnt understand a word he said 2bh anyone speak spanish??
>>75061685
are you stupid?
>afternoon game tomorrow
are you stupid??
>>75061714
yes, i'm stupid
I went to the final game of the season last year and some drunk white girl sat behind me and screamed "SANDY LION" all game like she was funny
triggering tbqh
>>75061792
like a red sox thread but in real life
New England wins again. Suck my cock Shitsburgh
>>75061792
did you at least give her a (you)
>>75061855
when was the last time you gave your mom a (You)
>>75061792
omg I wonder if she posts here? (please text me if you do)
>>75061905
Today