OFFICIAL NAPOLI v JUVENTUS MATCH THREAD

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Napoli (4-3-3): Reina; Hysaj, Chiriches, Koulibaly, Ghoulam; Zielinski, Diawara, Hamsik; Callejon, Milik, Insigne. All.Sarri

Juventus (4-2-3-1): Neto; Dani Alves, Bonucci, Benatia, Alex Sandro; Rincon, Khedira; Cuadrado, Dybala, Sturaro; Higuain.

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>>75051043
>rincon
>sturaro left wing
How do we stop him?

>pooventus
>pooffon
>poobala
>pooguain
>poonic
>poonucci
>pooves
>poodro
>poocon
>poodrado
>poodira
>pooraro
>poonatia
>pooto
>poolegri

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>>75051059
>he doesn't rate Rincon

>>75051063
Is this a regular thing now?

>>75051084
blame slovakia

>>75051084
lel Im just pissing around, this seems like the most interesting game today

>>75051136
>Barça - Siviglia
>Chelsea - City

Really?

>>75051136
Suarez scored on a sidekick right now

>>75051169
barca will BTFO sevilla and I can see chelsea v city being disappointing as fuck. ill probably switch over if Im wrong though

>>75051189
Kek Barça - Siviglia is already 2-0
Yes you should watch Juve - Napoli and enjoy the best league

MSN is looking very very good, not sure how Juve will deal with them in the Champions League

>>75051271
Siviglia is also completely fucked up in this moment, Juve at least will have some sort of balance

>>75051353
>Siviglia
What did you mean by this? Is it a new meme?

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>>75051043
>Sturato defensive left winger against Callejon

>can't watch
>no reaction pics saved in phone so can't post >mfw can't watch
f-forza Juve

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>>75051805
Have this classic

I'm watching Barça and Capello said that Busquets will miss the 1st leg on CL, what happened?

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Go Donkeys!

>>75051863
Suspended for the yellow card he got against PSG

>>75051855
Cheers fám, that one always comes useful

>>75051888
Not sure if good or bad news

>>75051909
Probably good news if you want Juve to win, he somehow shields the Barca backline even though he's slow

>>75051948
I'll take whatever little advantage we can get to hope for a Juve's victory

any stream link ?

>>75052010
yes, I've got it

>>75052010
http://www.streamcomando.com/en/stream/napoli-juventus-88103/hd-eng

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let's predict Higuain baldness in 2018

>>75052071
>tfw II

>#JUVE MERDA
kek what a hero

>>75051063
CAPO, una sola cosa nomas queria decirte, me agrado mucho tu post, en serio, es de lo más sensacional que he visto en el momento, es una obra de arte, sin exagerar, es algo que, a simple vista, podria haber sido hecho por el mismisimo da vinci, la genialidad que tiene se puede notar desde kilómetros de distancia, ni siquiera la peor de las malas lenguas podria decir que no nos encontramos ante una majestuosidad vista una sola vez cada mil años. No he visto en todos mis años de vida algo de esta magnitud, te provoca una sensacion indescriptible, una alegria inmensa a pesar de no haber hecho acciòn alguna, un sentimiento raro de encontrar pero fantastico, algo así como lo que se siente una brisa en un caluroso verano, o ver la alegria de un niño al abrir sus regalos de navidad, o simplemente estar con la persona que mas amamos. No hagas caso a las malas lenguas que critican sin cesar a cualquiera que no cumpla absolutamente todas sus expectativas, solo creeme a mi y a todos aquellos seres que consideran y admiran a tan grandiosa obra de arte. Siempre van a haber personas que te van a decir que lo que hiciste no tiene valor, pero el secreto esta en ignorarlas, esas personas darian lo que fuera por haber creado algo tan magnifico como lo que estamos viendo. Asi como un hombre enamorado crea un poema para expresar sus mas profundos sentimientos, o como un pintor crea una obra de arte de algun tiempo que ni siquiera el conoce, asi es como fue creado este post, de la misma forma. puede parecer que estoy exagerando, repito, pero no es asi, ni de cerca, exageraria si dijiese que no me encuentro ante una creacion admirable, increible, de una belleza casi mayor que la de su creador.

>>75052071
I have ||| for a good 5 years now.
I'm thinking it's going to stay like this, or it ever going to deteriorate espee? ;_;

Neto is a pretty good goalkeeper desu

Last digit is the number of red cards tonight

>sturaro

Fuck Juventus fucking cheats should have been dismantled after calciopoli.

Forza Napoli tonight.

IL CIMPAUTO

What the fuck is going on

AND HIGUAIN KNOWS HE STRUCK AN ARROW INTO THE HEART OF DEPORTIVO LA NAPOLI

HIGUAIN

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

NAPOLETANI ON SUICIDE WATCH

O kurwa

>tfw 90 chilogrammi di gol

Based Iggy

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HIGGY
I
G
G
Y

>>75052949
>reina

Stream? Need it for a non Italian friend

>>75052949
Did he celebrate?

it's not like he left Roma for Lazio...
grow up, Napooritans.

>>75053099
They hate Juve with passion though, more than any other team

napolel's priority in the summer market should really be a new keeper.
Even juventus reserve keeper is probably better than reina

>higuain is balding
>sturaro is balding
>chiellini is balding
>allegri is balding
What's wrong with Juve?

Did Juventus stay in Campania inbetween the games?

>>75053066
No

>>75053170
Hamsik could be balding, but you just woulnd't know tbf

>>75053170
>everyone on juve experencing a known and very common side effect of steroids/PED's
>Hmmmmm i wonder what is wrong with juve

>>75053204
How considerate of him, doesn't want to upset the Napoli fans :^)

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>>75053255

>>75053142
every immature fan in Italy hates Juve... tough luck

>>75053170
High testosterone

>>75053282
I imagine they grow more bitter with age, especially during the past couple of years kek

>>75053255
Why would they give steroids to Allegri?

>>75053170
4 people out of the whole team isn't that bad.

Lads
LADS
>Napooli

>>75053170
it starts with s and ends with teroids

>>75053437
>not crapoli
poor effort m8

>>75053334
To be fair, the ones that grow up to be functional members of society aren't the ones you hear about, you only hear about the bitter old fans, like Claude on AFTV

>>75052447
t. Massimo Moratti

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>No Massimo, you don't need a new winger
>You already have Mandzukic, Lemina and Sturaro
>Here, have a new centre-back and a reverse inverse trequartista
>Now win us the Champions League or I'll find someone who will

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>>75053422
juve provides their doping services to all personnel. eg. conte must have started only after becoming coach

>Fondazione Italiana Autismo
Are we going, lads?

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>>75053673
yfw Bergomi is their celebrity spokesperson

>>75053727
This is either the worst or the best meme on /sp/

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>>75053622

>>75053585
>and tell Lemina to start dabbing, the new logo was expensive as hell

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>tfw it's time to deploy the masterful 5-4-1 tactics

>insigne

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That Hamsik lad isn't half bad

HIGUAIN
I
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U
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>memein

APOLOGIZE TO GONZALO NOW

PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN PIGUAIN

Imagine being a Napoli fan right now.

>neto

Ayy

JUST

>saponeto

>ghetto

>neto
what the fuck was that

>Pooventus

whom /suicidal/ here

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Fuck, who /worried/ here?

Can you believe this guy wanted to left because he wasn't starting over Buffon

>>75054208
I miss Sturaro. Or Manninger.

>>75054224
For me, it's Rubinho

>>75054168
napoli should score 2 more goals
I don't see it happening

>>75054239
For me, it's the primavera talent Carlo Pinsoglio

>>75054290
Don't forget Nicola Leali

MANDRAGORA IN

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>>75054307

For me it's the now senile Landry Bonnefoi

>putting in Barzagli

don't do that

NETO IS SO SHIT

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>5-4-1

>>75054168
oh hello Austria, it is the first time i see you posting here, are you a new juvebro?

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>neto

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>>75054332
What about Laurentiu Branescu, lad

>Neto Gerrarding it up again

>>75054380
Nah, I just don't post that often.

>Playing a fraud like Neto when you have based Buffon

Explain this to me spaghettilads

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Papitas hattrick today?

>>75054429
To give Buffon a rest and rotate a bit because it's a cup game

>>75054429
>Le play le second gk in le Cup meme

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>>75054400
not as good as Indonesia's brave Emil Audero

>>75054471
>so many young players who were kept in Primavera and never given a chance and just faded away and classified themselves as obsolete

I guess Immobile kind of did well for himself, at least for a moment

>>75054535
unreal
I mean how the fuck can someone be THAT short

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>all those chaotic passes in the back

>pjanic attempting roulettes on the edge of the box to lose the ball

jesus fucking christ, what are you doing?

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>>75054704
this is the typical "how do I explain my wife I pooped myself" look

>>75054760
>tfw Pirlo is gone and I have no one to play golf with
>tfw Del Piero is a sky sports expert and he won't respond to my calls
>tfw no happy negro in the midfield to brighten my day with his stupid arm movement

I'm so mad
We didn't deserve to lose this leg but that faggot Neto had to fuck up for everyone

>Peto

>>75054868
"we" still got the final lad

>this fucking shitfest
Goddammit I wish I watched the match

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>>75054795

>>75055002
>I wish I was back in Germany in 2006 winning the World Cup

>>75055002
>>75054795
lol'd

>>75054914
Yeah but every year is the same shit
Last year he was at fault for almost every goal Inter scored in the second leg

Coppa italia > serie A

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>>75055065

>>75055086
I just wish we had someone good on the bench for those situations because as we see time and time again Neto slips hard. Shouldn't have let Storari go, but I suppose he wanted to play more.

>>75054704
Priceless.

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Asamoah looks pretty uncomfortable

Why is nobody talking about the fact that Mertens scored after only 8 seconds on the pitch

>>75053849
it wasnt expensive at all since is a Jeep sponsored shit

>>75055515
is that tom brady

>>75055515
Damn, Barzagli is in horrible shape

>>75055547
Barzagli is the best defender in the world after Nesta and Maldini retired.
t. Palermofag

Max better use 5-4-1 against Cancerlona, Mandžo and Penala on the wings.

>>75055581
I love Barzagli but look how fat he got

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>>75055608
>>75055547
being fat doesn't stop you from playing good

>>75055648
>played against Napolel 4 times
>scored 4 goals
>his face when

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>>75055515
>Sturaro with Brock Lesnar tattoo

>>75054795
>tfw no happy negro in the midfield to brighten my day with his stupid arm movement

kek'd

>>75055532
because neto slipped
it's just his demerit

https://twitter.com/NicolaHiguain/status/849730098341261313

JUST