ITT: Things Yuros will never experience

overpriced food featuring overpriced free agents?

>>75049533
those look like great tendies

relocation of teams?

cheap dad jeans?

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$20 a B33R

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>>75049533
Losing multi-billion dollar wars to rice farmers.

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If you don't get the Lobel's steak sandwich or the Parm chicken parmigiana you're doing it wrong at Yankee Stadium.

If looking for more "ballpark-ish" food then at least get a hotdog with the tomatoy onions on top.

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Food buckets

>going to boreball games

there was your first mistake

What? Price-gouged Sysco Foods frozen chicken tendies?

>>75049533
heart attack?

>>75049533
Actually looks good mayn.

Would be based if it was beer

>>75049555
You realize the frenchies were the ones that started the whole thing right?

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>>75049533
that looks quite delicious desu family

Honey Mustard > Siriacha sauce > BBQ sause > Ketchup >>>>> Dog Piss >>>>>>>>>> Mayonnaise

>>75049533
how much does it cost lad

>>75049945
Like 15 bucks

>>75049555
>who are the french for 500 alex?

>>75049890
>Siriacha sauce
it's just "Sriracha," you uncultured swine

Some chicken strips and fries?

>>75049980
Actually no, it does say tuong ot sriracha on the bottles, which badically means "sriracha sauce"

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>things americunts will never experience

>>75049747
>letting the French drag you into a war
>losing the war regardless

>>75050126
>france
Not even once

>>75050126
>talking about things that happened half a century ago

isn't it naptime grandpa?

>>75050126
>losing a proxy war when the USSR is gone

>>75049533
>amerifats

>>75049533
We have that food over here too, Johnny

>>75050192
>>75050182
prove it

>>75049553
I'd rather see a man wearing cheap dad jeans than some fruitcup wearing bulky multi-colored jeans with brown stitching and rhinestones on his ass

>>75049533
cancer?

>>75050228
you must be one of them vegans, reddit is more for you

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>>75050201

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THINGS EUROPOORS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE

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>>75050221
i bet you would

>>75049543
Europe already has that

>>75050239
Fake news

>>75050265
>ameridumbs

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4th of July barbecues with the neighborhood while "that guy" shoots off his thousands of dollars worth of illegal bottle rockets and mortars

Is the fat of the nuggets and the fries flowing into the coke for an extra American taste?

>>75050241
But Switzerland does mate. And they're actually responsible with them unlike you fat fucks.

>>75050272
Not an argument

>>75050285
Yes Hans

It's gud

>>75050289
I'm not fat and I'm responsible with my gun

sounds like you are projecting and a bit mad, cool off and respond again

>>75050289
per capita

>>75050285
that's not coke in there, it's vanilla ice cream

If you haven't had tendies in vanilla ice cream before you are missing out

>>75049533
that'll be $22 plus tip!

>>75050292
yuk, but to each his own I guess

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>>75049554
Good. It should be $100 a beer to be honest, and they should be forced to donate ALL proceeds to alcohol rehabilitation programs and the families of the 100K people per year who die from alcohol. Alcohol drinking is one of the most degenerate acts a human being can engage in.

>>75050289
>responsible
>Zug massacre

How about your country friendo?

>>75050289
>>75050272

calm down, why the hostility?


I swear the third worlders on here are autism

>>75050315
DUDE

>this trash qualifies as food in the us

really makes you ponder

>>75050329
does it though? what is so complicated about it?

>>75050337
Germans are naturally slower than other yuros so they constantly have to think about things that are simple for normal people

>>75050329
Hans fried food isn't that complex

>>75050344
the American banter folder is getting full

>>75050359
This is an A and B conversation so C your way out

>>75050109
is that a bunch of refugees lynching one of the remaining caucasian people of europe?

>>75050221
what's wrong with brown stitching?

>>75050359
If you don't pipe down I'll tell the feds you didn't pay your tv license

>>75050361
K I N O
I
N
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>>75050361

>>75049553
Dad related things are very popular now
>dad bod
>dad hats
>Hawaiian shirts

>>75050375
What's a tv license?

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You can't dispute that baseball makes the best food

>>75050385
I'm seeing this shit marketed everywhere at stores now too

fucking normies and their damn "hip", "unique" trends and maymays

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>>75050375
It's an archaic and embarrassing concept where Brits have to pay a fee for the content they receive. It is not even enforced because their government is inefficient and that branch has not real power

The thing with amerifats is that they confuse freedom with going full retard. Be free yeh cool but why you have to go to the extreme? Learn how to behave.

>>75050435
are you even in the right thread? What are you doing?

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>>75049533
>Things Yuros will never experience

>>75050409
>where Brits have to pay
>It is not even enforced
>thinking it's just a British thing

you been huffing chipfat again

>>75050477
why what does chipfat do?

why do americans serve food in buckets?

>>75050510
turns you american

>>75050545
So you are American too?

>>75050542
how do you use buckets?

>>75050561
yes

>>75050315
CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK

>>75050389
Looks tasty af but bowel cancerous man

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>Things Yuros will never experience

>>75050474
I'll never understand this shit fetish. You have to be such a retarded beta to let another man fuck your woman.

>>75049634
>Literally eating food out of a bucket
Classy

>>75050647

Please don't conflate anything that the south or midwest does with America. Sherman tried to burn their culture to the ground but it persists like slime mold at the base of a tree.

>>75050692
Thats not a hot dog senpai

>>75050474
>fatty
no wonder he's a cuck

>>75050647
So this had to be at most 2 US dollars right??

>>75050364
yes it is, tyrone, yes it is..

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ITT: Things Americans will never experience

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>>75050474
I am mad.

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Also why are your toilets like this? Nowhere else in the world but America.

>>75050712
uh Midwest is real America

>be yuro
>starve while watching your team
>they get relegated by the end of the season

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>>75050992
>YOU CAN T WATCH THEM ON TV ANYMORE AND A HUNTSMAN SPIDER BITES YOU

Anybody here spend more than a week or two in Europe?

It's better.

>>75050474

>you have this image file saved on your computer

Jesus Christ dude

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>>75050990
This, coasties are cancer.

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>>75050241
are not allowed to have what?

>>75050712
>>75050728
Ur dumb that's the Mexicans in that gif

>>75050474
i hate these pink happy comics of something as shit as this. i am a private carpenter for large projects so you meet a lot of degenerate rich fucks doing this job and they are the sort of people who try this shit, rich people with nothing better to do than cuck themselves. it never works like these pink happy comics of a loving wife and husband adding another person. it is usually just the husband being made sad and made fun of while the wife fucks lots of people. it is fucking sick and people who try to justify this kind of sin are going to rot

>>75051174
wow so it really is a thing in america

>>75051174
this can be a new copypasta

>>75049634
I had one of those last april in Yankee stadium.
Started clapping furiously when I took my first bite out of that tendie.

Don't know how you lardasses finish an entire bucket tho, I got halfway.

>>75049634
>Americans are so fat they literally eat bucketloads of food

I am jell tho

>>75049890
>forgetting buffalo or piri-piri
The GOAT sauces>>75050344

>>75051138
>>75050990
>>75050647
Don't associate that garbage with Mexicans, we have actual food. This is one of those disgusting Chicano """"foods"""" or snacks they consume. >Inb4 muh "go back memes"

>>75050344
Is that why they produce the best mechanical, civil, and chemical engineers?

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>>75051174
>"rich people with nothing better to do than cuck themselves"

Fucking burst out laughing

>>75050389
No wonder you're all obese over there. I would be too

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>>75050474

>>75050990
>>75051065
No.

California, Texas, Mass, and NY literally IS America. If those states seceded and left the rest of the shithole states (read: anything that's not those 4) the US would be Guatemala-tier.

This is fact. All other states L I T E R A L L Y contribute nothing economically, culturally, or socially

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>sliders

>>75050647
is this real life

>>75050315
MACACO

Stop talking about food fatties

>>75051740
>tfw we're triggering the starving pajeet

Sorry lad. Hopefully the Red Cross will bring you some food

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>>75050474

>this picture

its satire right? I get the whole "relativism" meme and all this post-structuralist shit but this still feels demeaning and fucked up. Like how can people engage in this shit but still carry on day-to-day as well adjusted and confident people

>>75050647
mexico is amazing

>>75050389
The churro is the only thing there that I'd actually eat. The bacon cheesecake makes me want to murder redditors spouting their dumb bacon memes.

>>75054145
t. schlomo shekelberg

>>75054261
I'll have you know I love bacon-wrapped scallops

>>75050192
I always kind of wondered, what kinds of food are sold in stadiums outside of the US? I know England has those meat pies, but what else?

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>>75050361
>I'll have a bucket of burgers pls

>>75054396
why would you ruin scallops like that

>>75054528
variations of sausage are king everywhere

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>>75050474

>>75054749
>no coney sauce

what did they meme by this

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>>75054749
>mustard on pizza
detroit was a mistake

do Americucks have munchie boxes?

>>75054919
what's in the box?

>>75054749
Your mustard tastes funny. It's actually pretty good, but not like the mustard I grew up with.

>>75054993
Is Danish mustard more dijon/brown?

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>>75050126

I admit Americans have god tier stadium good (especially Baseball games)

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>>75050315

>>75050474
>the woman is fat

what a surprise

>>75055153
>especially Baseball games
It's part of the culture of going to a baseball game, you pretty much go there to socialize/eat/drink. Arenas and football stadiums usually just have the basics for food because there's a running clock, you're focused on the action at all times.

>>75050315
>the city of Burgeristan

>>75049533
gotta be honest this looks nice desu

>>75054993
>It's actually pretty good

nah man American yellow mustard is tasteless and not worth buying, especially when something spicy like English mustard is available

>>75050389
That picture probably costs like 200 bucks total

>>75052740
>its satire right?
Sadly not. The site at the bottom of the comic covers other fetishes like ballbusting.

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>>75049555
IT WAS A TIE

>>75049533
how much does this cost?

going to guess $10

>>75055371
probably $15 rape just for the drink

>>75055369
>USA loses 1-1

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>>75050474
>the cuck meme is actually real
>people actually defend this """lifestyle""" as """perfectly normal"""

thank God for the coming culture shift

>>75055395
yeh $10 was low in hindsight

>>75050647
why doe sthis make me feel distressed

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>>75050712
>>75051553
>le "enlightened TROO AMERICANS tip their fedoras in my cuck state" meme
stroke that microdick Jamal, your 4 faggot cities wouldn't last a month on their own

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My local stadiums best known food... unironically vastly overrated

>>75055560
that looks it might be good but how the fuck do you actually eat it

>>75051553
>California
California is a net loss annually for USA. They consume 3 times as many resources as they produce. If they seceded we would be much better off as a country. I'll agree Texas and New York though, we need them

>>75051174
All this while they live and work in their ivory tower white neighborhoods and workplaces while the rest of us have to deal with the fucking immigrant invasion.
Then these fuckers call us racists for being pissed off that they destroyed our country while they get to live in the lie that our country isn't turning into Mexico.

Really makes you drink...

>>75055647
use the wrapper and peel back as you go

>>75055461
because it's a bunch of precooked food slapped onto a to-go box so it looks like a home cooked comfort food snack

>>75050239
moved to Texas and I can tell you EVERYONE is a fat fuck here, pathetic

>>75049634
I would feel like a pig if would eat my food out of a bucket tßh.

>>75055647
>>75055710
I usually tilt mine out of the carton thing, but yep, either way works. The toppings make the dodger dog, they're just elongated versions of basic ass dogs otherwise

>>75050315

fuck you ypu fuckin sshhhitcunt i drink Nd im ab etter person for it you fat sack of yankee shitr
id bottl yer you say that to my face
nah yall right american wanna pint?

>things americans will never experience

hillsbro.jpg

>>75049533
>that straw for the grease that drips down to the bottom?

fucking seppos

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Skyline chili

>>75049553
Do you really wear those faggy skinny jeans?
Might as well tuck your cock and balls desu senpai

>>75055469
Wouldn't last a month without what, signing your states welfare checks?

Face it, if your state isn't one of those 4 and maybe Florida and Illinois (and just for Chicago) you don't matter and objectively contribute nothing to the nation. In fact it's more likely that you DETRACT from the nation.

>>75055666
>90% of the countries internet-based companies there
>grow over half the food in the country
>entire entertainment industry
We probably do consume a lot of resources just because of our size but California is the most important state, concurrent with NY

Social Eating is not a thing anywhere except America, there's a reason you're all fat fucks

>>75055686
>this is what /pol/ actually believes

There wasvliterally never a period in American history without an "immigrant invasion" and people have been saying the same paranoia bullshit you're spouting ever since. Nothings happened then and nothing will happen now.

Stop taking /pol/ so seriously

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>>75050389
>mixing salt and sugar

>>75056290
The ivory tower part is true though

>>75056062
skyline chili is an abomination

>>75056264
>Social Eating is not a thing anywhere except America

Brits can't really be this stupid right?

>>75049533
>that'll be $27

>>75051553
>California
>economically positive

Here we've it folks, full retard.

>>75050647

As hard as I try I can't even fathom what that would even taste like.

>>75054635
t. muhammad

>>75056775
quite saucy

>>75050712
The North is the shittiest part of America, you do realize that? Right?

>>75056808
retard

>>75056775
I imagine chunky vinegar

>>75056775
something like cup ramen with doritos and cotija cheese and vinegar based hot sauce and sour cream and taijin seasoning and lime of course

>>75051553
California, Mass and NY are the single worst parts of the country. If those states seceded they'd turn into third world commie shitholes and the rest of America would be the better for it.

Those states wouldn't be fed if it notfor the rest of the country, they would lose all their conglomerated corportations due to their socialist autism, and they are a cultural wasteland like a bucket filled to the brim with immigrant vomit.

>>75049890
Blue Cheese is GOAT Tendie Sauce , followed by Ranch

fix your life man

>>75049890
>no szechuan

>>75056290
The difference is, in the early parts of American history the immigrants were white.

>leafposting

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>>75049533

>>75057020
there were spics and frogs there too

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>Things that burgers will never experience

>>75049533
Being obese?

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>>75057036
>he's not a leaf

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>>75049761
BULJU!

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>>75050474
i j.....ju...just read that whole thing

>>75057152
teeny little manlet feet?

Its funny working with international students at a college in the United States. Every semester the European kids FLOOD over and absolutely fall in the love with the United States. They want to do everything, talk to everyone, eat all the food, the whole deal. By the end of the semester, they always start joking about marrying an American girl to get citizenship. German students seem to love it over here the most. Just a little insight on the country all these neckbeard yuropoors are making fun of.

>>75057152
sand?

>>75057229
t. liberal arts major

>>75057255
Aerospace engineering. But I actually work at the school, getting international student acclimated for the first few weeks. What would liberal arts have to do with love of the country?

>>75057255
STEM majors are far, far, much, much more likely to have international students.

>>75049555
This is ironic considering the loss in the War of Independence was far more humiliating than the stalemate of Vietnam.

We actually beat you inbred cuckolds at the height of your strength with a homebred insurgency.

>>75057113
They killed em until they ran south though.

Best policy.

>>75057152
ingrown toenails?

>>75056062

This chili is garbage. Don't believe the hype.

>>75055369
> tie
No it was a Croat

>>75057229
>"How do you like America, Hans?"
>"Uhhh... i-it's GREAT, I love it man I want to... m-move here..? YEAH! Heh."
>(Please don't shoot me)

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>>75057315
>>75057325
>>75057327
>/sp/ - sports

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>>75050474
Cuck fetish is literally the worst, I have more respect for a man who's fetish is getting pissed and shit on than one who's fetish is letting their wife fuck other men in front of them

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I love living in America.

>thread about stadium food
>leaf comes in and has a tantrum about race and politics

>>75058000
The american was the one who went full /pol/ with a tantrum about his coastal shithole states. There's been very little leafposting ITT compared to average too, stop getting salty nigga.

>>75057938
where is this from?

Some good combinations there

>>75058256
google says it is a place in new jersey

>>75056775
theres no way one can eat that whole thing and not have diarrhea

>>75058256

Destination Dogs

>>75050126
>>letting the French drag you into a war


Canada, you literally let the USA drag you into multiple wars.

>>75057938
>France Dog Gaulle
>Most expensive

>>75050361
I would gladly pay half a paycheck on these....

>>75049533
That looks pretty unhealthy

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>>75050647
CUT THE FUCKING TOP OF THE BAG AND JUST FUCKING POUR THEM IN!!!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75049634
>>75049533
>>75050361
>>75050389
nice genetics

>>75057325
Didn't France give you a huge helping hand in that?

>>75050361
>bucket of burgers
>zooms out
>up above the stands
>way up in the air, looking down
>bucket of burgers

>>75050289
more like way less people so way less gun related incident

>>75050239
>cuntservatives in charge of good health

Why is the South always dragging the rest of us down?

>>75050221
>>75056192
This is an embarrassing opinion to hold. Dressing like trill gates will not get you laid, will not make you friends, will not get you hired, will not earn you your parents respeck back. Do yourself a favour and take grooming seriously.

>>75061501
whoa

>drinking hard alcohol in 2012+5
literally kys lmao

>>75062888
Just because it's haram to you it doesn't mean you have to be a buzzkill, Cenk.

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>>75057938
>spicy mayo for the bravas

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No wonder seppos are fat cunts

>>75049533
I'd share that with my family. It'd be nice. But I'm not ever going to NY for a Yankees game. Fuck that shit.

>>75064274

Top lel, I haven't seen Germany get blown the fuck out like that since June 1945

>>75050262
BTFO

>>75050389
why all the sweet shit, cant a guy just eat savoury shit? why mix it?

this kind of degeneracy is what lead to pinapples on pizza.

>>75064799
Is this what Patatas Bravas is meant to look like?
I've only had it in a chain restaurant over here but it looked 50x better than this

>>75049533
that looks like shit
excuse me, but I prefer to eat off a plate
also, I prefer drinking to eating while watching sports

>>75055666
>They consume 3 times as many resources as they produce

why would you come to /sp/ and just tell lies?

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>>75057325
>Vietnam
>stalemate

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>americans thinking this is something extraordinary

yeah yeah, come back as soon as you get THIS in stadiums.

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>>75051455
>we

>>75064988
Those are standard tapa bravas from any bar, not gourmet ones, but yes they should look like that

>>75049553
Jeans are the pants of the common, working man. There is no reason for expensive designer jeans to exist. The are a fraudulent misrepresentation of a proud and noble pant.

clogged arteries?
being the size of a small planet?
400 mg/dl of cholesterol?
needing to be craned out of bed?
needing to use a bedpan because you're so fat you tear every muscle in your body when you bend your knees?

>>75065145
It's looking into my soul.

>>75061501
jej

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GOAT food tbqh

Americans are fat

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>>75061501

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>>75061501

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>>75065610
>grape soda

>>75065716
Just curious but why is black people liking grape soda a stereotype in america?

>>75050992
unless you're a Stabaek supporter!!

>>75065790
A fair amount of racist stereotypes don't make sense anymore, this is one of them

>>75057020
they weren't considered white back then.

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>>75057090
>72k for a 3 day hospital stay
>5k for a "room" for 3 days

literally how? how much would you have to pay if you do have insurance?

>>75049533
I always was a bit interested in Baseball.

I think I'll start to watch, luckily dazn got the MLB rights and the season just started this month, right?

>>75049634
>tfw we get chicken bucket with fries in here
yuros suck

>>75049533
Yup, yuros will never experience obesity.

>>75066074
thats a pretty good munchy box

>>75051076
>steel casings

>>75064819
ebin :DDD

>>75065894
Even with a middle of the road insurance program you would be out 10 to 20 thousand.

do they have gfs in europe

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>>75061583

Having to tip everyone

>>75066550
having to set your search a little wider, are you?

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2 things I've heard
1. Grilling and BBQ aren't that big over there. like they dont have prime bbq's and the only time people really do it is commercially for outdoor festivals.
but I guess the average refugee doesn't have a charcoal or propane grill.

2. the women are socially engineered to find darkies attractive. you can find girls that havent slept with a black guy. but you cant find a girl that doesn't think sleeping with a black guy is their social duty. like there are lots and lots of half black kids with single moms in germany I guess.

Oh. and ICED TEA. I went there and these faggots don't have lemonade or iced tea in pitchers at restaurants. they would give me a fucking brisk in a can with 45g of sugar when I asked for iced tea.
>youre average muslim refugee will never know the joys of a perfectly mixed ratio Arnold Palmer over crushed ice.

>>75066686
could you sound any more like a southern belle?

I blame the criminalization of organized labor, which led to lower wages and longer hours. It's easier to get shitty legislation passed in the south since every left minded person "escaped" and you passed a bunch of laws back when people could say "nigger"

>>75066712
I like my tea iced. enjoy scalding your tongue on hot liquids.
do they serve yogurt over there body temperature as well to more accurately simulate semen?

if you ever get the chance have an arnold palmer and I truly hope your apartment block housing lets you grill some pork before it becomes halal entirely.

>>75050712
The Midwest is where Sherman was from. You don't get to claim William Tecumseh Sherman because you're not from Ohio, which is in the Midwest. That being said, how do you even conflate the South with the Midwest? The cultures are entirely different.

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>>75066774
will the commas come in a separate post?

also
>drinking with your tongue

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>>75066774
>>75066811
lel

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>>75066811
>>75066842
iced tea is amazing and I dont understand how to consume liquids without using my tongue. then again I may just have a bitch ass tongue. I cant even drink coffee. hot liquids just aren't my thing.
I will give Pakistan this though. You guys got me into Malt Vinegar on fish and chips. vinegar on fried fish was really novel to me and now I keep a bottle in the fridge.

http://www.eater.com/2015/5/22/8642071/where-to-eat-baseball-stadiums-mlb-food

Carne Asade and Chili Cheese fries are everywhere now. God bless America.
Europeans will never know the joys of eating food out of a baseball helmet.
also
>angels stadium halo dog and garlic fries should be imported over there like they were part of the marshall plan
also
acceptable hot dog toppings and condiments
>sauerkraut, jalapenos, grilled onions, chili, cole slaw, pico de gallo kind of salsa, mustard or bbq sauce, liquid cheese only
unacceptable ways a fucking child ruins a hotdog
>ketchup, relish, tomato, lettuce

I just made myself and ate a pesto gnocchi before coming to this thread and I think I'm about to puke after seeing all the American """""""'food""""""""".

>>75065790
I have no fucking idea

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>>75067099
>pesto
>gnocchi

now tell us how great doner is and totally worth all the violent crime and gang rapes muhammed

for americans let me translate this into freedom
doner is this fucking kind of hot dog gyro thing they have over there because its middle eastern and they cant even cook pork on their own streets
you know how dissapointed you are when you get some mexican food and it's the poor interpretation made by what corporate white people think mexican food is? hard shells and sour cream and dissapointing ground beef?

thats what doner is. its just a gyro but with a weak sauce slathering it and shredded lettuce. its a capitulation of a weaker form of fast food so no one riots when the local mosque crowd gets out.
doner sucks. this is coming from a guy who digs lamb and tahini.
oh and the faggots over there in eurabla cant even make cocktails right. no bloody mary's, mint julips, moscow mules, mojitos, old fashioneds. just vodka and whatever only.

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>>75066989
>>75066774
>>75066686

stop posting, anytime

>>75050262
kek

>>75050948
I was just in US for like 10 days and this annoyed the fuck out of me.

>>75050948
that isn't a toilet, just a stall door.

>>75050639

It is lol

Everything there is fucking great, except the the bacon cheesecake. Bacon does not go with everything

>>75068127
>go to a nice restaurant
>order an old fashioned before dinner
>they put a strip of bacon in it

I have never been madder than that moment

>>75065610
Fucking hell, what is grape soda and why is there none in Finland?

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>>75065833
You must've not hung around black people. They love that shit, Peach, Grape any sort of fruit flavored sugary drink.

>>75049890
Honey BBQ

>>75056062
Fuck yes

>>75057345
Its not chili. It's a chili sauce you put it on shit u stupid faggot

>>75069485
As do non black people. Humans like sugar.

>>75065833
Its a real thing they love that shit

>>75071525
Yea but niggers really love it go ask one

>>75061501
top lel m8

>>75050315
I fully agree.

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>>75066074
mmm that looks quite yummy-scrummy to me, mummy!


BTW i never realized you had battered sausages in america (They sell them at our fish and chip shops) you just call them corn-dogs! you learn something new every day i suppose.

>>75051292
>I got halfway.

rank amateur

>>75066074
how much does something like this costs?

>>75050647
Who the fucking FUCK opens a bag of crisps sideways.

>>75072189
That does not look like a corn dog.

ITT fatties

>>75074278
When was the last time you ate?

>>75072457
Gotta admit I could do better but the fries were so goddamned awful

>>75080062

never happened

>>75080062
/bread

>>75065833
black people do go for more fruit flavored sodas over cola though.

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>>75049890
>not putting glorious mayo on your pepperoni pizza