/bundes/liga

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

>Buyern and >schalke are designated losers.

hello? is this /bundes/?

How do y'all get that flag?

>>75047452
>mainz - leipzig
This one seems quite good

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My hamburg w-will be daijobu r-right?

>>75047518
Well at least they have experience of a relegation fight.

augsburg - ingolstadt is the real deal

for me, it's chelsea - manchester city

>>75047597
This, but Liverpool vs Bournemouth

did buyern win it yet?

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>Bayern lost
>still no job
>still no gf
>still not died in my sleep

why is life so cruel

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fresh memes

>>75047651
We didn't need the points and Hoffe stays in front of Doofmund. Losing was alright.

>we

Redpill me on TSG Hoffenheim, /bundes/

>>75047694
Shit tier football club and 3rd world shithole (compared to rest of Germany)

0 tradition, bought and sponsored by SAP (biggest industrial software).

Everything about this club is bad and everyone feeling any kind of sympathy with this criminal cheating money laundering mafia clan should feel bad

>>75047717
t. Ronny Fenske

>>75047452
bet that chick has a tight cunt!

>>75047742
hi ronny

You guys notice how your gay little liga general threads get 20 posts in 2 hours while NFL or NBA single-game threads alone are maxed in 2 hours?

>>75047811
No one cares about your nigger circus threads filled with obnoxious normalshits

>>75047811
one is nonleddit, and the other is.

>>75047815
Plenty of niggers in this shitty league. Not to mention fat virgins on message boards talking about the games, which are obviously fixed.

>customers shitting up /bundes/
>burgers shitting up bundes
shit thread desu

>>75047717
Heidelberg is nice, lots of browns and hipster social something majors though.

>>75047850
>merkel flag

Hey fella, any chance your name is any variation of 'Muhammad'?

>>75047850
t. Shareholder

>>75047861
Literally fuck off you autist.

>>75047867
Ooooh nice one you unoriginal kike!

>>75047861
he probably has some nu-male double name like Jan-Raúl Schmidt and gets triggered by the n word.

>>75047876
No, that's you. Nigger. You gonna cry for me you jumbo, greasy ape?

>>75047863
not even close

>>75047877
>doesn't even realise that I'm not that guy
nice dubs though, is that your IQ?

>>75047891
>doesn't even realise that I'm not that guy
Are you retarded?

Nice retard fight you two got there. Now shut up.

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Here we go again.

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>>75047932
ok

/bundes/, when will Buyern buy PulisGOD?

Delaney is out of the game against Frankfurt on Friday.

>>75048298
Is he the signing of the half year?

>>75048389
Yes

>>75048389
Hey fucker give me some picks of the matches. Who are the locks today Fuckin scum with these shitty games. Fuckin rigged ass soccer. Faggot players throwing the game constantly. What a fucking shithole europe is. Forget it I'm not interested in betting on any of this shit I don't need your opinion.

It's kind of uncomfortable to see genuine mental illness like that.

>>75048463
>Takes Bait
>Watches Liga

>It's kind of uncomfortable to see genuine mental illness like that.

Agreed.

>>75047651
>Bayern
Hallo Erfolgsfan.

I'm going on a course later in the year to learn about mental illness. Should I use /bundes/ as a case study?

>>75048601
Good idea, although most of us are pretty well-adjusted.

>dumbmark

>>75048601
yes

Cringe

>>75048826
do you prefer knutschis or bussis?

>>75048843
I prefer you

This was /bundes/ three years ago. Is it better/worse/equal now?

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/46247685

>>75048892
equal i reckon

>>75048892
it's similar but with more foreigners

reminder that the new ipl season kicks off today at 16:30 cest with last years champions the sunrisers hyderabad taking on the royal challengers bangalore

>>75048892
>You could literally replace current /bundes/ with these posts and it wouldn't be any different

Seriously, nothing has changed. The only new thing is that Delaneyfag.

>>75048925
>The only new thing is that Delaneyfag.
uhm, see >>46249516

>Der Druck auf Schmidt ist in den vergangenen Wochen zunehmend gewachsen, nach Informationen der „Bild“ soll mit U23-Trainer Sandro Schwarz sogar schon ein Nachfolger bereit stehen, der sofort übernehmen würde. Falls Schmidt bei Mainz gehen müsste, wäre dies schon die elfte Trainer-Entlassung in der laufenden Bundesliga-Saison.

why is bundes the comfiest league friends?

>>75048999
Culture of Bratwurst

>>75048999
one already knows which team's gonna win it, so one can just relax and watch it without all that upsetting excitement

>>75048892
>a bunch of Buyern crybabbie complaining about Dortmund

not any different from the threads these days

>>75048892
I've been banned for THREE YEARS?

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anyone got some stats on goal conceded from corners? got a feeling we should be high up there

>>75049022
Yes

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>Be Rapid Wien in summer 2016
>New stadium, splashing the cash, have the "best roster of all time"
>Fire the old trainer that got you successive 2nd places and financed the new stadium through his player sales because he lacks a "winning attitude"
>Hire Mike Büskens because he's a buddy of the sporting director
>Mike fucking Büskens
>Trash Ried 5-0 in the opening games
>"We're gonna win the league, oida!"
>Salzburg fucks up CL qualification for the 10th time
>"We're going to show them how it's done, oida!
>Style of play deteriorates gradually
>All new signings suck dick
>Village clubs like the WAC or Altach are still kryptonite for Rapid
>Management pulls the plug in late autumn
>Fire both Büskens and the sporting director
>Managment hires Canadi, who led Altach to the upper reaches of the table, without conducting a proper interview
>The club has no sporting director
>"It's on now, oida!"
>Canadi loses his first 3 games
>Crash out of the EL group stage
>Canadi plays meme formations, starting lineups appear to be drawn from a hat
>He drops all new signings
>"Just wait for the winter break oida!"
>After winter break
>Canadi's strategy consist entirely of crossing the ball
>That's why he plays the 11 tallest guys on the team
>Still concede at least 1 set-piece goal per game
>Have not won a game since December
>About to be drawn into a relegation battle
>"A-a-at least we still have the cup, right?"

There have never been better times to be an ABR. I can't wait to see them knocked out of the cup today.

So what games will you guys be watching today? I'll watch the 2 ÖFB cup games that are on and have Ingolshit - Augsburg on a second screen.

I like big butts and I cannot lie

>>75049099
Why Augsburg x inglolstadt?

I should be going out but I just can't stop listening to Death Grips and eating chocolate.

Some interesting 2. Bundes games today, too. So i might have to hurry.

Question, why is Dirtmund loved by nu male/footy lass types and by Celtic and Liverpool? I don't know why hipsters are attracted to a traditionally working class club instead of someone like Hoffenheim or RBL, and I don't know why Celtic and Liverpool like right wingers that only recently stopped being that because of the hipster fans jumping on the bandwagon. I hate that club so much, it's annoying to see them this popular in both Germany and abroad.

>>75049212
>>>/pol/

>>75049138
Relegation battle extraordinaire. Both teams are kinda capable of playing decent football, but the result itself is completely open. Augsburg also has an abnormally high concentration of Austrian players, an I feel morally obliged to watch /ourguys/ abroad.

>>75049212
You need to differentiate between the local fans that actually go to matches and US fans that only watch their teams on TV. Dortmund is a pretty good team to bandwagon. They're quite strong, they play good football and people won't call you a bandwagoner as easily. The "echte Liebe" brand is quite strong, and gullible burgers fall for it quite easily.

I don't actually think that the Celtic fans really watch their club in the league. They're probably the same guys that dress up on St. Patrick's day and go full "muh heritage".

>>75049228
Is the local crowd a lot different than the crowd you find on social media and abroad? I remember reading about the leanings of different ultras in Germany and hearing that Dortmund and some other clubs used to be more right wing before getting booted out of the stadiums and replaced by people that are closer to the hipster crowd.

>>75049099
hehe

only 75 minutes until 3. Liga begins

>>75049384
Thank God. Zwickau, Rostock and Kiel for me. Are Kiel and Flensborg generally rivals?

Found the full archiveof that podcast :)

>>75049528
I think Weiche Flensburgo are too shit to be considered Kiel's rivals.

>>75049212
>>75049228
>>75047651
>>75047680
>>75047861
>>75047863
>>75047876
>>75047954
>>75047991
>>75048422
>>75048826
>>75048843

can you please just fuck off and never come back? you are cancer and life is way too short to spend it by pissing one another off. Much apprechiated.

YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD

>>75049047
>neverkusen anime posting

wtf I love Bayer now

>>75049575
>being this new
lamo

>>75049549
Well I was thinking more generally as a city rivalry.
Of course the handball teams have had a big rivalry.

>>75049587
>city rivalry
what the fuck does that even mean

>>75047680
>Tfw been consciously moving my arms when I walk more after seeing this

>>75049566
autism

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>>75049595

>>75049594
Well I was just wondering since I support Flensborg-Handewitt whether I could then want Kiel's football team to win.

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who /dinosaurs/ here

>Oliver "racist" Seidler
>all blacks look the same

>the city of lautern

1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860 1860

>shitfart

Oh my, Eurosport are showing Sandefjord - Rosenborg instead of Bundes and then shwoing Mainz - Leipzig on delay.
I mean I'm fully on board the Bendtner train again, but I don't think that's how I would have prioritised.

There's weightlifting EM on the other Eurosport channel, but I feel like that's exactly the type of event Eurosport is there for, so no complains there.

thanks for your blog

Imagine if Sport1 were showing La Liga games in Germany and you were a pretty big fan of La Liga but then one day they're shwoing Brondby - Randers because Zorniger coaches one team and Pourié plays for the other and then they show Barcelona - Sevilla around 23:00 instead.

Ekdal is out for 4-6 weeks with a torn hamstring.

Who will win the german klassiker on the weekend?

>>75050246
The good guys ofc
Dirtmund will get BTFO

>>75050246
Bayern, maybe a draw but there is no way dortmund will beat them at home

>>75050246
Leipzig

Manchester City have confirmed their acquisition of Uruguayan club Atlético Torque.

>>75048892
i love it when you make this post

>>75050238
UUUUUUUUUUGH

>>75047455
good morning anon-sama~

>>75047455
checked

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>losing 1-2 to Flyeralarm FC

Thorsten Fink is a fucking hack lmao

>>75047597
thanks

>>75047651
its my fault. sorry

>>75047680
none of those things apply to me and ive basically never put my weiner into a vajayjay

>>75047680
>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
>adopting somebody elses speed
>being this pleb
>wasting time

>>75050558
>Thorsten Fink is a fucking hack lmao
no shit

>>75050574
...basically?

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>>75047680
>hair seems to overreact to wind

>>75048601
need to visit more courses

>>75049046
hello kyouko

winterthur - basel playing atm in the schweizer cup halbfinal if anybody is imterested

Augsburg: Hitz, Danso, Kacar, Hinteregger, Verhaegh, Moravek, Baier, Stafylidis, Koo, Bobadilla, Finnbogason
vs
Ingolstadt: Hansen, Hadergjonaj, Matip, Tisserand, Brégerie, Suttner, Roger, Cohen, Kittel, Groß, Lezcano

Wolfsburg: Casteels, Błaszczykowski, Knoche, Wollscheid, Träsch, Guilavogui, Bazoer, Vieirinha, Arnold, Horn, Gomez
vs
Freiburg: Schwolow, Ignjovski, Kempf, Söyüncü, Kübler, Schuster, Frantz, Grifo, Haberer, Guede, Niederlechner

Darmstadt: Esser, Fedetsky, Sulu, Banggaard, Holland, Gondorf, Altintop, Sam, Vrancic, Heller, Boyd
vs
Leverkusen: Leno, Hilbert, Jedvaj, Toprak, Wendell, Baumgartlinger, Kampl, Bellarabi, Havertz, Brandt, Volland

>Bendtner not even starting
lamo

>>75050616
no

>>75049105
watched a wedding party video last weekend where a guy was dancing to a sampler on stage. that song was in the sampler too, he freaked out a lot to that song

Mainz: Lössl, Donati, Bell, Hack, Brosinski, Gbamin, Frei, Quaison, Bojan, Öztunali, Cordoba
vs
RB Leipzig: Gulacsi, Bernardo, Orban, Upamecano, Halstenberg, Demme, Keita, Ilsanker, Sabitzer, Forsberg, Poulsen

>>75049174
i remember eating chocolate

>>75049828
i am 90% sure that you havent reached the age of 20

W I S M U T
I
S
M
U
T

AUE
U
E

>>75050191
nobody would watch the replay

>>75050246
bayern

>>75050592
yes

shut the fuck up, dumbers

Gladbach: Sommer, Elvedi, Christensen, Vestergaard, Wendt, Bénés, Dahoud, Herrmann, Stindl, Hofmann, Hazard
vs
Hertha: Jarstein, Pekarik, Langkamp, Stark, Torunarigha, Skjelbred, Darida, Esswein, Stocker, Haraguchi, Kalou

>>75050191
dazn shows the la liga and the danish league

>>75050681
Exactly

>>75050619
no

>dumbini

also: >poonion

>>75050633
checked

>>75050666
>i dont usually [...]
stopped reading there

>>75050666
checked

AUE AUE MEIN BEIN

>>75050666
i like his neighbourhood

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>>75050687
>Bénés

name one thing the city state of Berlin is good at other than looting the south

DÜ DÜ DÜ

>1. Hangover 69
ugh

SHITFART

who hyped for RBL?

>>75050709
fc winterthur is like the swiss version of st. pauli. very left wing, very strong identity, which comes from always being the "small" city right next to zürich. zürich swallows everything like a black hole and winterthur always has to fight for attention. winterthur and st. pauli often play freundschaftsspiele in the summer.

basel on the other hand is like bayern münchen. very dominant, very rich and "capitalist" if you like. thats what makes this game so interesting. two completely different teams with different ideals and success. winterthur being the charmate ewige verlierer anf basel this success driven, no fun aloud winners.

>>75050875
Thanks

>>75050875
And their current manager is the dad of one of the Basel players.

>>75050968
yes

https://www.nzz.ch/sport/winterthur-trainer-dario-zuffi-keine-grosse-klappe-ld.155388

Tonight is the 80th game in a row that Leverkusen's starting XI has been different from the previous one.

>>75049566
Kc tier

time for bündüs

hello??? :[

>turn on game
>no bencharito
ree
I'm off to watch the superior Spanish Liga

Leeet´s go!

>Mong

>>75051220
CHI

1:0 for basel thanks to outrageous refball

>>75051252
ALLAH

Upamecano is so unbelievably shit.

Where do you guys watch?
My favourite streaming sites have either gone to shit or only have individual games
I just want to see how many comunio squad is doing

>comunio
are you a time traveller?

BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT

Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt Brandt

Brændt

oh boy cant wait to choke this again

>>75051431
Just buy Sky

FUGG BENES

BENIS :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>75051431
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/

>>75051515
>t. Sky commentator

>>75051515
>pay TV riddled with ads
not even once

Hello I'm back from work.
It would be quite funny if Leverkusen fucks up the Darmstadt game too desu.

>>75051577
That's the thing. Pay TV plus "normal" ads would be fine, but the Sky ads are obnoxious as fuck.

Thread has been pretty meh so far. I expect more of you.

>>75051606
Pretty much. It's like watching on firstrow, but you can't actually prevent the ads.

>YFW DA INGOS DON'T GET RELEGATED

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One Vienna club down, one more two go.

Also:
>Salzburg

Is RedBull finished?

SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY SONNY

>Yussuf
He's just not a goal scorer.

>You don't think Leipzig is an exciting, well-run club?
>Loads of young players and a dynamic playing style.

hehe, never change Denmark

>>75051668
yeah, see here >>75051665

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>>75051638

>>75051741
that's Sport1 tier

>>75051741
literally unwatchable

>Dayotchanculle

>>75051741
>that add where bastian just sits on the corner of your screen eating funnyfrisch with a cheeky grin

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>>75051724
I was drinking my RedBull™ as I read your post, how crazy is that? DId I mention I was drinking RedBull™? I'll have another RedBull™ after I finish this RedBull™.

RedBull™ RedBull™ RedBull™

>>75051724
Hehe thanks

>being dominated by Mainz

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>>75051741

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>In this world map our international appearances of the professionals and our ladies' team are listed, as well as our main sponsors are on the world map.
i still dont get it

OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY

>Shitburg

Salzburg is still drawing to Kapfenberg btw

>>75051908
>Kapfenberg
lel

>>75051864
>Posteingang (330)

wtf is wrong with you?

is this your spam account?

>>75051864
reply with "huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh?!"

>dardai named himself to the bench

REFBALL

since when does leipzig suck so bad?

>>75051932
no

>>75051925
no

thank you based Hasenhüttl

>Upamecano

>Upamecano

>this man was """sold""" for more than 10 million

>>75051941
Bayern broke their spirit
the playstyle and players were always dogshite

why the fuck did werner come off the bench? why doesnt he start? wtf

>>75052001
he was injured

the bundes sucks. off to Chelsea vs City

>>75052001
>casual football "fans"

>>75051933
On closer inspection it looks like it's his son or nephew

>the shanty town of Berlin

>>75052021
see here
>>75052024

>>75051864
Haha super super stuff :)

>>75052052
shut up, Pep

>>75052048
i consider everyone who isnt at the stadium casual. for me we are all casual

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Bendtner scored again tonight btw

>>75051925
I have like 5k in my Posteingang

>>75052063
>driving across the country on a weekday
nah, fuck that

>>75052075
slut

>>75052083
see here
>>75052024

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>>75052075

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Wow

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>It's a "plucky second division team takes big team into extra time" episode

Why is Obama captain over Kagawa or Piszczek?

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>Gladbach's goalscorer is called Benis

:-DDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>75052075
2 goals in 15 games

It's no suprise that Leipzig is playing a, at best, average Rückrunde desu. Their collective play is pretty good but also quite one dimensional and demanding. Opponents know how to set up their game to be somewhat sucessfull against them and the RB players give the impression that their exhausted, mentally and physically.
Same thing happened to Hoffenheim during their first Buli season and even Leverkusen and Klopps Dortmund learned it the hard way that highly agressive pressing game has it limits.

>>75049047
I never find pictures like this
>>75049099
ABR?

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night

>>75052253
are you 10?

>>75052170
idk. Maybe he has a higher standing in the team and can communicate certain things better than Kagawa or Piszczek.

>>75052279
imo just because he can score doesn't mean he is a "leader".

Burki would even make a better captain than him - or Sokratis

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Just got out of class. Who's doing what?

>>75052230
Anyone but rapid, silly

t. Altach lifelong

>>75052228
they don't even run that hard
Mainz for example is more intense

>>75052299
>>75052170
not the guy you were previously talking to, but I just dont think that outsiders can judge who the perfect replacement for Schmelzer/Reus is. Maybe Piszczek is too tacit for the role, while Kagawa can barely communicate with his mates fluently.

In fact, Tuchel said just a week ago that Aubameyang is very important to the other players, they look up to him and listen to him, and he's well-versed in many languages so a lot of foreigners depend on him etc

SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER

SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER

SABITZERED

>that Forsberg assist
nice

>>75052333
Additional info, I am on the train and just farted and it smells bad

>>75052299
Maybe, but none of us knows how they operate during training and in the locker room.
As far as I know Sokratis is the 3. captain but he was injured.

>go shower
>miss goal
REEEEEE
webm where

>>75052433
>showering during a match
Yeah you sure seem like a real """""""""""fan""""""""""""

T I M O
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G
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>>75052333
>>75052400

>>75052461
it was half time you fucking ass

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>two header goals by manlets

oh my fucking god that Forsberg assist for the 1-0

How do we stop lawnball Leipzig? (From being so based)

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>>75050558
Delet This

Volland scored

Kusen setting themselves up for a 2-2.

Nice.

>>75052567
Hazard too

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>play the ball
>yellow card
>get fouled afterwards
>nothing

>>75052269
11

>floppo

>>75052571
hehehe

>poop

>>75052571
Implying garmstadt could could actually muster more than 1 goal.
'No'

Not even against a shit lever küssen team

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>>75052333
>Altach lifelong

Mayence looking utterly shambolic

>>75052659
they went all out in the first half

Who's is Leverkusen going to sell if can't qualify for european football? Apart from Schalhanogglu I mean.

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>>75052692
If repeated digits I lick it

>>75052705
*who is

>>75052705
Heinrichs, Leno, Tah, the list goes on

>>75052750
roll

>>75052705
Brandt
Chicharito
Topkek is already leaving

Es posiblé Heinricha

>>75052705
There is enough weak-minded trash to be taken out, should be easy.

>>75052692
I think it's mostly that Upamecano is out that's making the difference.

Sidenote: I know a guy whose dauther visits the same school as Mintzlaff's son/daughter (I think it was his son).

I think it would be good if Leverkusen sold all their talents.
It's healthy to break things up when too much talent is collected in a not good enough team.

It would be nice to see these players unfold in places where there is a proper support system.

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God damn Kapfenberg, can't you guys do anything right?

>>75052800
also this

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>>75052750
Did someone get stabbed on that train?

>>75052750
Why

>>75052800
It was actually his wife's son.

DA INGOS crushing it

>>75052827
>stabbed
Are you a commie? In the US, people have guns.

>>75052815
No

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>all those manlet header goals

>>75052856
You're right comrade.

Can Ingolshit actually pull it off?

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classic baitmark

Can someone give me a short rundown on Cohen?

>that Leipzig spaghetti
>Mainz' finishing
wew

>>75052946
JEw

>get shoved around by Brosinski
>yellow card
jesus christ

Prediction: Union have started a slide that will last into next season where they will be in the relegation fight all season, but save their status in the last round.

Keller will be sacked in late October/early November.

>>75052829
Why would you?

Mike Dean is such a bad referee

Stefan KieBling Fußballgott

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>>75053023
>Keller will be sacked in late October/early November.
Hopefully. Still can't forgive him for the playing style he implemented while being at >schalke.

>Stieler
what a fucking shit ref

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>fartiola

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>Nieder- fucking lechner

NABY FUCKING KEITA

>Mainz defending

Gomez goal when?
http://www.tomnash.eu/gomez-button.html

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Rank Keita, Werner and Sabitzer.

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>>75053301
You already have them in the correct order

>>75053319
More like TOP ALTIN, right?

>Mayoral
lamo

I just realized that Hames Rodriguez still exists.

>Gbamin

>>75053301
>Keita
The most complete footballer in Leipzigs squad. If he stays healthy it's pretty likely that he's going to leave Leipzig sooner or later for a massive fee.

>Werner
Great pace, good workrate and solid finishing but I don't think that he's the kind of striker most people make him out to be.

>Sabitzer
From what I've seen he's good and versatile winger/attacking player but not in the same league as Poulsen, Werner, Forsberg etc

d-don't choke now

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MANLET CHIMPOUT

>De Blasis
Smallest player of the league, still such an arrogant piece of shit.

D O S E N
O
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Ugh.
I was hoping for a Leipzig choke

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Everything went better than expected.

Where is the anon who said Ingolstadt is gone some days ago?

Well, there you have it, they very much are still alive, especially if they win vs Darmstadt at home on the weekend :^)

>>75053702
Hamburg lost though.

>>75053702
>please spend more time with me and my wifes son

Łaszło benis sgored :DDDDDDDDDDD

>>75053762
WRIGHT IN DA BENES :DDDDD

BENIS :DDDDD

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>>75053762

>>75053725
Here

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>>75053762

>>75053739
13 more points and Leipzig will be the best promoted team

>>75053739
>Mainz
Schmidt having no plan B and selling Malli, really fucked them up desu

>>75053871
Better than Kaiserslautern 97-98?

>>75053878
No idea why I set a comma between Malli and fucked

>>75053906
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fu%C3%9Fball-Bundesliga_1997/98

Also I hope Augsburg get relegated for kicking out based Schuste.

What is with hoppenheim having more Brazilians than the rest of the BuLi?

>Real Madrid spaghetti

>>75053963
brazilians like the comfy countryside lifestyle

Would anyone care if Mainz went down?
I guess Frankfurt would miss a derby opponent, but that's about it.
It's good when these not-quite-established but not newly promoted clubs go down.
Big team going down = bad
Only promoted teams going steaight back down = bad

>>75054011
For once I agree with one of your football related posts.

what the fuck Baum is an actual manlet