connor mcmanboobs edition
1st for kippers
third for my wife
>>75047161
That isn't McMeme
>>75047164
Is Joe going to be okay?
>>75047185
his career honestly could be done.
I hope the flim flams plane crashes on the way back to their albertan shithole. I dislike like the soilers too but watching the twink poodreau get fucked by the german after his skinny fag legs couldnt slewfoot him was nice to watch
t. central fan
>>75047201
yeah fuck the flames
>>75047201
I hope you fall on a sharp rock
>>75047201
>central fan
Wtf does that even mean?
How many games will he get? Definitely blatant, should get a tenner.
>>75047193
That really sucks. He's probably my favorite player of all time.
>>75047161
I can't tell if he's legitimately happy or if that's a nervous smile
>>75047164
>>75047185
Sounds like an MCL sprain. He's in pretty good shape so he could be back. I'd be surprised if he was back before the 2nd round though
>>75047228
>braces
>acne
>qt 3.14 touching you at that age
It's nervous for sure
>>75047224
I bet you think Marchand's spear was an accident
>>75047243
Why the fuck would I think that? That was blatant too
>>75047243
you'd lose that bet. what are you a special kind of stupid? marchand, crosbitch and gio should all be suspended/fined
>>75047224
looks entirely accidental. frankly, fowler looks at fault here.
>>75047267
>>75047272
>>75047267
>>75047229
What is she signaling?
>Wild
>>75047281
for three fingers she'll eat a popsicle and takea shit
>>75047297
great post
>>75047297
what did they do now rawn
Hot cross buns are so fucking good.
Best part of Easter.
>>75047306
Cabbage rolls are so fucking good.
Best part of Easter/Thanksgiving/Christmas
>>75047303
I was just eating breakfast, and it came to my mind that they still haven't won the Stanley Cup, and that they're weeks away from choking in the playoffs. Just a good moment I felt like sharing with you.
>>75047322
The Shorks are the saddest.. One of the original 6 and still havent' won a single cup.
>>75047328
At least they have the best jerseys out of all the O6 teams.
hello norge>>75047297
>>75047342
Good morning, Canada.
Can I have a Norwegian (You) before bed to ensure a good night's sleep?
>>75047363
Sleep tight. :*
why is no one talkin about macarthur?
>>75047385
no juan cares about him
>>75047385
Thanks for beating the oilels tonight
>post yfw Swedish migration policies have become an issue in American politicics
Why is Edmonton civilized but Calgary is full of subhumans?
>>75047390
icwydt
pens repeat
DOWN IN A HOLE
FEELING SO SMALL
LES CANADIENS VONT GAGNER LA COUPE STANLEY
>>75047430
Speak American not sand nigger
>Avs won
Smuk anok u here m8?
>>75047480
THE CANADIENS WILL WIN THE CUP YOU BURGER PIECE OF SHIT
THE MORE YOU SUFFER, THE MORE IT SHOWS YOU REALLY CARE, RIGHT?
>>75047505
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IIkjxE4H3n
Is this the worst team logo in NHL history?
>>75047535
Excluding alternative logos it's probably the old Sabres one
>>75047563
>>75047535
GOAT shitty logo coming through
FUCK the flims to be quite honest sirs
>>75047161
Reminder that this year is Canada's last chance to get the cup before the wall goes up you nigger faggots
First finn post for my donskoi dawg
if your team has made the playoffs you are reddit
except the oilers/habs/last canadian team left
Can't stand this cunt.
who /winningthelocalbarpool/ here?
>>75047563
ah, the lousy slug
>>75047571
holy shit totally forgot about that one
top 5 GOAT hokkei names:
afinogenov
yzerman
ukko-pekka luukkonen
shanahan
puljujärvi
>>75047600
>he didn't choose radek bonk
>>75047228
Both.
>>75047600
Top 5 hockey names:
Lemieux
Brodeur
Roy
Bourque
RICHARD
>Avs actually won
>>75047613
wew
>>75047600
>afinogenov
lol
Darius Kasparaitis and Rod Brind'amour are GOAT names
>>75047608
>birthplace: Brandon, MB
>>75047624
afinogenov rolls of the tongue like no other name
also was a fun player to watch so im biased
>>75047630
what?
>>75047600
>not zemgus girgensons
>>75047643
his parents were wheat kings fans, I guess?
For me, it's tony amonte
>>75047600
Me and my mom always laughed at Afinogenov and Ponikarovsky
*PPSSSH*
>>75047668
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah first sip of the day.
>that first drip of the day
>>75047671
GLUG
>>75047624
Brind'amour is aesthetic as fuck. Perfect cadence and the way it rolls off your tongue. Magnificent.
>>75047689
Too faggy if you ask me.
>amour
just makes me feel sick
>>75047600
>not zarley zalapsky
>not curtis leschyshyn
>>75047571
>a fucking uterus
If we include alternate logos this wins
Probably the least threatening bear I have ever seen
all this bonaquaposting is making me thirsty
I just had Red Bull for breakfast
What is the most Patrician energy drink?
>>75047725
Why do you even have to ask
>>75047704
Very nice bear :))))
Why's there no NHL team with a Gorilla mascot?
>>75047733
Why are these drinks such big memes in Finland
>>75047704
>>75047749
Because it was the start of the energy drink fad, and that one actually tasted decent while being cheap as fug.
*tasted decent for a jonne, its loaded with sugar and I cant drink them anymore because too sweet
>>75047793
black parenting
>>75047745
because there's no team called the Gorillas, you nigger
>>75047832
Why is there not?
That was part of my question dummy but I didnt know how to phrase it.
FUCK YOU SUNBELTER
>>75047832
>sunbelter
I live in New England, idiot.
my reply is also exactly why there is no pro sports teams called the Gorillas.
>>75047838
>same northern latitude as Italy
>not a sunbelter
ok bro
>>75047853
>latitudes
is that seriously what you base your insults on? fuckin nerd
laine :DDD
gib calder pls :D
>>75047879
Toronto media faggots are going to give it to Memethewes
>>75047201
>the weak must fear the strong
>>75047600
Zelepukin
Niedermeyer
Panic
Puljujarvi
Byfuglien
>>75047674
my man
what's up pekka? huomenta
>finns are ugl-
>>75047963
tuka tuka tuuka is ugly however
nah, jk, beauty is subjective
>>75047963
tfw no olympics
2 more games left
Can Laine score 40?
He needs 4 more goals.
Dubs and he will
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGWk8NMYOSc
>rags
>tfw no hockey-watching gf
>>75047987
Crosby dubs confirm
>>75047994
>tfw no gf at all
>>75048041
>tfw no f at all
>>75047575
he hasn't been as productive as last year
>>75047989
this is NOT okay
>>75047535
This would be okay if it wasnt on their jerseys
Coffee's ready lads
>>75048076
whats that white stuff
>>75048077
Snow.
Does anyone know what Backlund did to earn an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after the game was over?
>try to type nhl into my phone
>accidentally get this
bruins caps then? loving it, going tobe a great series iiaqhwyf
>>75048160
he probably told a ref to fuck off or talked shit to a fan
>>75048206
Watched the end of the game. Didn't see him doing anything before the stream was shut off. So that sounds quite plausible
The delegates, Donald, I'm here for them
>>75047228
he's being bullied :(
>>75048232
whats ur team then swedeposter one of like five or so that comes in here
>>75048265
that gif is so cute
>>>/ck/8772734
>>>/ck/8772751
>>>/ck/8772760
>>75048282
That it is
>>75048283
That's just pulju. He's started to show interest in cooking as of late
>>75048283
>The good word about Bonaqua is being spread
>Goncern
Pls
>>75048306
keep the good water elite
>there are more Canadian teams in the Playoffs then Sunbelts
Is this why Gary cancelled the olympics? Is he that triggered?
>>75048317
Nashville
St Louis
San Jose
Anaheim
Washington (literally as far south as Lisbon)
Even Minneapolis is Bologna-tier
Calgary
Edmonton
Ottawa
Montreal
Toronto
What?
>>75048357
cute fish
>he drinks from plastic bottles
Fag spotted
>>75048378
but communism and higher education are good thingd and nothing is wrong with each individual's sexual identity.
>>75048378
I drink tap water out of a plastic bottle
what up now
Heard someone talking shit about bottled water.
>>75048385
True men only drink out of glass bottles or cans
Imagine someone drinking beer or wine from a plastic bottle
>>75048399
>Cans
Pls go
>>75048361
>Washington
>Minnisota
Washington okay, maybe
Minnisota is far from sunbelt you dirty muslim. Kys
Which players aside from Pulju could be considered /ourguys/?
>>75048516
Danish Gretzky
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=474745
>>75048516
when he was around lecavalier
>>75048520
>162cm
lmao
>>75048516
Jake Bean
>>75048510
You're a sunbelter if you get more than 2000 hours
>>75048516
>>75048536
The sunbelter line is the arctic circle.
>>75048544
>it gets colder on the south pole
>there are plenty of places above the arctic circle that gets more sun than below it
No
>>75048542
Reddit pls go
>>75048552
Den som sa de han va de
>>75048361
Nashville is honorary hockeytown
St. Louis is the murder capital of thw world can't be both that and sunbelt
Anaheim and San Jose are Gretzky babies teams
gee sweden learn to read a map you're embarassing yourself here
>>75048536
wtf scotland, explains why all the scots-irish southerners here are so intense
>>75048582
Yeah, rain and cloudy weather is the norm there tbf
Test post.
>>75048595
Yourröe banned
>>75048599
No, fuck you Finland you piece of shit.
>>75048604
>>75048572
>can't be both that and sunbelt
You have a lot to learn about America.
>>75048613
Both subhuman
"Nashville Predators have sold out every home game this season for the first time in franchise history"
Swedish or Anime magic?
>>75048746
finnish goaltending
>>75048746
Swedish magic
>armenian goaltending
>tfw wagecuck
>tfw rainy uncomfy opening shift
>No comfy busier closing shift
Dont really want to work opens but ill need to request them during the playoffs desu
playoffs are near and we are experiencing an influx of casual faggots and tripcucks. Do not feed them.
>>75048831
Nice blogpost. Subscribed :)
I couldn't watch the game yesterday. Any Sensbro can tell me how MacArthur looked out there?
>>75048552
you can't lyric post and call someone else reddit
>>75048900
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>>75048905
holy reddit
>>75048900
>>75048910
he didn't mention the blackhawks why are you droppingthe r bomb famarino
>>75048929
He's a butthurt Pens fan
>everyone I don't like is a pongoon
what a sad existence a slovak has
>>75048929
he's one of the new kids that doesn't know how old bill is
>>75048932
??? hard to be butthurt when you won the cup last year
>>75048953
kessel will always be a bruin in myheart
>>75048932
Pens and leafs are the antireddit.
Bill is /ourguy/
>>75048988
underage phoneposting cuck got cucked
>>75048993
dat flag
dat obsession with cuckoldism
>>75048997
are you going to delete this post too?
>>75048978
>Pens and leafs are the antireddit.
Imagine actually believing this kek
>>75049004
naw my phone didn't autocorrect cuckoldism
must have known it was the truth
>>75049009
because you type it so much?
>>75049005
>t. Angry reddithawks fan
What 2 teams trigger the most people when they do anything?
Kys
>>75049013
lol
did you really try to NOU my obsession comment?
topcuck
>>75049018
I don't care about Hawks
>What 2 teams trigger the most people when they do anything
Bolts and Oilers
>>75049018
he's an islels bandwagon actually
>>75049021
You've now said it 3 posts in a row
>>75048978
Fuck off
>>75049029
thanks for counting, your obsession hard at work
https://youtu.be/1rYFFQ0dhAM
SALAA ILMAN MUNAREIT :DDD
>he doesn't like thinking man's fetish
hyvää huomenta
>>75048536
No wonder Euros always bike places so much..
They need sunlight or else they'd be a wreck
>>75049041
he sneaky rat man
>tampon gay eliminated
feelsgoodman publix posting is a virus that /hoc/ needs to be inoculated against
Why is the Leastern such a mess?
>>75049199
liberals
>>75049208
Very true they need to get out
That will be 3 bones + treat
>>75049268
all i have is this bowl of bonaqua
can we make some sort of deal
>>75049299
>Bowl
Gonna need a 6 pack bud
>>75049299
>Only one bowl worth of Bonaqua
>>75049320
>>75049325
whoa guys, im pouring from this
i hope this clears up any misunderstandings
>>75049199
No Detroit to keep it in order
>>75049350
Now that's some good stuff right there
Best alternate ever
>>75049199
>boston clinched in 80 games
>Ottawa ahead with a game in hand and hasnt clinched
What?
>>75049496
Games played, Ottawa can still blow it
>>75049496
boston has 42 row
they cant be caught by either tampon gay or lelanders in a tie
>>75049456
The jacket is more grey than blue though
post yfw laffs miss the playoffs
>>75049629
>29
2014 redraft top 5
1) Ekblad
2) Draisaitl
3) Pastrnak
4) Ehlers
5) Larkin
>>75049629
It would be kinda sad but still funny, I feel bad for Laffers when they aren't espousing delusional opinions.
>>75049657
>I feel bad for Laffers when they aren't espousing delusional opinions.
sneaky way of saying never
>>75049502
>games playes
Wrong. Its the wins. Isles can still pass Ottawa in wins.
>>75049629
Bad post!
>>75049644
>picture of your screen
mac users, everyone
>>75049664
>sens 42 wins
>islanders 38 wins - 3 games remaining
better reopen that math textbook anon
>>75049661
Lmao good one also they voted for this fag lol
>>75049679
Laffs deserve misery
>>75049679
This can't be real
>>75049696
it's 2017
it's real
>>75049679
This simply cannot be real
Holy fk
Will Canada be the new Sweden in the political regard?
>>75049704
but that tweet was made in 2016
>>75049713
It doesn't say the year, only october.
dummy
That's not even his worst one.
Here's a tweet after the Bannon affiliation post-manafort
Why are Danes posting in /hoc/ now?
>>75049724
I could ask you the same.
Denmark is a better hockey country than norge, tbqh
>player ends his career with 498 goals
>>75049730
Same amount of Olympic gold's as Finland LELMAO*!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>75049730
Hockey is our national sport though.
>>75049724
Points this season:
>Norway: 66
>Denmark: 189
Makes me think
>>75049678
Shootout wins arent actual wins
>>75049724
Why are Swedes and Finns so much better at hockey than Denmark and Norge?
>>75049751
Danes don't have their own league, so they have to settle for NHL. The Norwegian league is a top 5 league, so there's less incentives to move abroad.
>>75047600
Miroslav Satan
>>75047161
Die blauen Jacken
>>75049765
Every player who is good enough for the NHL plays in the NHL pretty much. A few exemptions can be found in KHL. Maybe even one or two in the SHL and Liiga who wouldn't make complete fools out of themselves on the 3rd or 4th line. So no, that excuse doesn't work I'm afraid.
>>75049768
I still remember the disappointment when the teenage me found out the nhl announcers weren't pronouncing it as 'satan'
>>75049325
Cet homme ressemble à un primat, sa langue hors de son contrôle très improductif, sale, creusant, scandinave
>>75049724
I'm a good guy
>>75049730
Great post!
>>75049765
Danes do have their own league? Metal Ligaen
Wth?
>>75049751
Another great post!
>>75049764
Hmm, reckon it's because of the weather conditions mostly (frozen ponds/lakes in Sweden/Finland), giving more exposure to Hockey in general
>>75049783
got fucking lit up last night by AHLers. lmao.
>>75049768
Yeah that's a good one
>>75049793
I am more annoyed at the way they Pronounce 'Chara'
>>75049821
>implying anyone gives a fuck about some smelly frogs opinion
>>75049764
Swedes and Finns don't have as bright life prospects. For many Swedes, going pro is the only way to ensure they won't be living in a caravan in Norway while waiting tables and peeling bananas to satisfy Norges demand for Banos.
>>75049657
Mathematically it's more delusional to think they won't.
>>75049870
wtf, friendship with norway is over. Denmark is my new best friend
>>75049837
well ch doesn't exist in english, they're not gonna bother learning every special sound in every language
interesting thing though, the french canadian announcers make way more effort to pronounce all the names correctly
I'll see if I can find out how they pronounce chara
>>75049837
nevermind, only slightly better
https://youtu.be/1Qh12Th-tcI?t=36s
>>75049870
Toopppest kekkkkke
>>75049942
The funniest Czech name is by far Marek Židlický, which they pronounce as "Zidlicky"
>>75049971
anglos always have problems with -cky
also I'm slovak m8
>>75049985
Oh really
What are you doing in CR
>>75050026
university
5-3 buffalol tonight
>he doesn't have the best two way player in the league on his team who is literally unbeatable in a faceoff
Wew, Bergy winning another smelly this year
>>75050115
That's not Sasha Barkov
>>75050115
>smelly
I selke autocorrect you piece of shit
>>75050115
For some reason Bergeron is allowed to cheat every time in the faceoff circle. Maybe he's sucked the linesmens' cock or something.
Why are penguins fans so obsessed with the jackets? It's like they have nothing better to do, don't they work?
How shit of a fan can you be that you don't even know who you are giving the bird to?
God that jackets defense sucked without werenski, maybe he should win Calder he literally has held the defense together
>>75050288
Explain
>>75050309
She's a penguins fan, what else is there to explain she's a bandwagon any woman who is a sports fan is a bandwagoner
>>75050322
What's wrong with flipping Jenner off
>>75050331
Nothing, except if your a penguins fan and have never seen him before
>>75050331
DESU I hate Crosby but I would never flick him off, I would never flick off anyone I hate because I respect them for being in the NHL something Most people will never do
>>75050288
Now there's a punchable face if I've ever seen one
>>75050342
Oh this was one of those /r9k/ posts.
I thought there was some history with Jenner and pongs.
>>75050376
It's not it's dubi, Jenner has some history but he's always played cleaner against them than they have against him
>>75050387
Sorry I'm a phone poster but I meant it's not dubi
Really want to fight someone.
>>75050422
Fight me
>>75050387
so shes retarded cause she doesnt share your opinion of jenner's play vs the penguins
well that dumb bitch has iceside seats at games and you'r bitching about her on some cambodian poopflinging canvas
>>75050422
Fight me, where do you life?
>>75050446
live* fuck
>>75050437
Well she also probably blew her way to them anyways if you flick off an athlete that got their way to the highest level by working hard, you are an asshole
Marchand is only gonna get 1-3 games for that spear isnt he?
>>75050446
RaumarÃki. Face is off limits though.
>>75050478
>if you flick off an athlete that got their way to the highest level by working hard, you are an asshole
>>>/reddit/
>>75050489
Will be arriving at Oslo airport at around 19:00 this Friday. Gonna be there for 3 hours, drop by and fight me.
>>75050479
Season long suspension
I don't like the edgy Norge
It's edgy to the verge of cringey
Like the "Gloves off hockey" facebook pages
>>75050479
Be funny if he got 10 games due to multiple offences
Missing the playoffs as the Broons ""finally"" return to the offseason
>>75050539
Meet me in Billund.
Reminder to stay hydrated and drink Bonaqua.
>tfw GB womens team lost to North Korea earlier this morning
Please don't make fun of me.
>>75050628
you should consider losing to best korea an honor
>>75050628
I've always found it weird how terrible the UK is at hockey. You they'd at least be Belarus tier.
>>75050678
Too obsessed with divegrass
Also they're like 50% nigger/sandnigger now
>>75050756
its like looking into america's future
2spooky4me
>>75050678
It's more popular in Scotland than the rest of the UK for some reason and that has been shown by some of the best players we've had over the past 30 years, Tony Hand, Stephen Murphy and Colin Shields all being drafted by the NHL.
The governing body is run by the "old boys club" who are only interested in lining their pockets.
Tony Smith is the chairman of the top league, the EIHL and also owns the Sheffield Steelers.
-Steelers always avoid bans when players are brought before DOPS while other teams players are mysteriously given bans days before playing them
-The league always favours the Steelers, the latest example is all the photo nominations for photo of the season last week featured the Steelers
-Tony Smith owns a jersey making business who makes and forces other teams to wear HIS jerseys
There's more examples that I can't be arsed getting into but it's been like this for the past 15 years and it's put off a lot of new fans.
>>75050115
kek Toews btfo
>captcha: centre
>letang getting herniated disk surgery
Loving every laugh.
>>75050115
Is he the Lehtinen of our generation?
This year is the year Carey Price wins the cup against the Hawks
cap this post you whores
>>75050773
Canada isn't far behind
>>75050887
The caps will win
They won't choke this year
>>75047161
this image triggers me so hard. leave that fuckin kid alone
Is he a double agent?
>>75051009
Holy heck whered you found that pic
>>75051052
Dark web
>>75051052
Just lying around in my Bulju folder. I'm up to 81 unique Buljus now
>>75051009
>done with the Oilers
>done with Bonaqua
What will he do next?
so who's gonna sign jay cutler?
>>75051105
sorry wrong thread
>>75051118
Wrong post, right thread :)
>they are just resting Letang
>he will be back for the first playoff game
>out 6 months
Holy shit who is Crosby going to murder in his autistic rage? I bet his concussion resurfaces and he pulls a Wideman. Gets 1 game out of it of course.
Shittsburgh on pooicide watch. LMAO
>>75051009
He's just playing you fool. You fell for one of his elaborate pranks.
>>75051090
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS FACE
STUPID SMILE
STUPID HUGE HEAD
STUPID SMILE
>>75051090
Who the fuck drinks a green latte?
>>75051157
Why are canadians so rude? Think before you post my man.
>>75051172
It's obviously his gf/penis sheath drinking the girly drink
>>75051009
>put on flames hat
>instantly become pedo
really tumbles my dendrites
LETANG BTFO
YINZERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>75051190
What if he's alone and just ordered one so that he wouldn't look alone when he took the picture with a timer
>>75051172
looks like a Matcha Latte to me
>>75049880
Yeah because they'll definitely beat the penguins and jackets in a back to back. If they lose to tampa tomorrow they're fucked
Why even keep Letang around, he misses more games than he plays
Reminder Dubnyk won the Masterton after playing for shitty franchises over Letang who had a stroke.
>>75051215
Why do you know this?
No hearing for Giordano, but am hearing rumblings about a Fowler hearing for diving last night.
so now that the pengs are in shambles, who comes out of the least?
>>75051257
The leafs have to lose all 3 and the bolts have to win all three. Leafs have the tie breaker with 38 ROW compared to the bolts that only have 35.
If the Bolts win in regulation tomorrow the leafs still have a 2 chances to clinch against a bruised and resting Pittsburgh team and Columbus that has been so wildly inconsistent coming down the stretch.
Only Bolts delusion would think they have anything other than an outside shot and only leaf delusion would think they are a lock.
>>75051494
Matcha is just faggoty green tea
>>75051530
You're forgetting the >laffs factor
Tampa probably won't beat Montreal tho
>>75048746
WE WUZ DEFENCEMEN N SHIET
>>75051009
Delete
>>75051763
Is that a picture of you?
>>75051763
It's all part of his plan. Look at the (You)s. Who do you think posted the picture?
>>75051672
>You're forgetting the >laffs factor
Leaf fans never forget.
The team does feel differently this year, tho. There is optimism, records have fallen all year, we have a coach and management that >we can trust.
>>75047161
This experience gave him the motivation to become the GOAT
>>75051895
>records have fallen all year
just a bunch of meaningless rookie records that all had low totals since the wendal clark was the last laffer to enter the league with any hype
Does letang even matter? Seems like they were doing just fine without him lol
>>75051979
yeah. they started losing when they lost määttä and he will be back soon. they will be fine.
>>75051530
Isles are still in it provided Tampa beats the laffs. They have the easiest schedule out of all 3 too.
>>75049821
that uniform would be great if only it had a few more ads on it
>>75052044
or if it had a single bonaqua endorsement
>wake up feeling great because pate netted two
>realize it was probably a dream because what the fuck, i can't know this shit without looking it up
>look it up
>pate netted two
This isn't the first time it happens, nor is it the third. I can't think of any reason for this apart from somehow 'sleepwalking' and going to NHL.com on my phone.
>>75052078
I have an rather odd hobby. I like to take the boat over to Finland and break into peoples hoome at random during the night and whisper hockey results in their ears. So that might be what happened
You can only respond to this post if your team has at least three 60+ points players
>>75052054
this
Reminder that at the 1000th purchase of a Bonaqua bottle you get a free Bulju that you can take home and love.
>>75052121
i knew the swede had something to do with it
Have you taken your anti-reddit medicine today /hoc/?
>>75051212
It's confirmed, first round exit
>>75052281
some feminine looking hands you got there anon
>>75051530
Obviously the jackets will rape them, it's only a matter of time before the nuclear bomb that is torts goes off and destroys everything in a 30 team radius of the NHL
>>75052155
>Scheifele: 80P
>Wheeler: 72P
>Laine: 64P
>Ehlers: 64P
>Jest: not even contending for ploffs
>>75052325
Sad really, an "elite" team sure has such chemistry it's almost as if they blew it, I mean look at the jackets they only have 1 60 point scorer yet they are the 4th best team In hockey
Marchand going to get suspended and Broons refpucked out of the playoffs. Calling it now.
Fuck this league.
>>75052343
The jackets have Bob
The jests biggest problem is goaltending, most goals against this season.
There's a surplus of goaler talent a ailble this summer, I'm confident they'll sign a quality starter.
>>75052409
lmao
bawwwston crying about refpuck
>>75052309
The jackets play the flyers the day before. They could be tired going into that match up if the game is still relevant in terms of clinching a spot.
With letang dead do you guys think the blowjobs might actually win a series? FUCK
>>75049738
ooooohhh, I finally get it. Ook is Ovechkin
>>75052438
True, but a truly elite team doesn't need their goalie like the penguins or Washington even the Blackhawks
>>75052197
I'm sorry if you didn't like it
>>75052577
>or Washington
Dude what
Ovechkin will not even reach 40 goals this year. Sad!
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>>75052623
They don't, thy absolutely demolish every team they play
>>75052577
>a truly elite team doesn't need their goalie
>>75052639
>
>>75052577
No, but Jets goalering is literally dogshit, like AHL tier.
Doesn't matter how good the front end is if your goalie has an ass glove
>>75052639
you still need a competent goaltender to win a series
>Fluery
>martin
>price
>quick
>competent
Kek
>>75052577
>>75052639
>implying Holtby isn't top tier
>>75052621
it's okay when bustrik scores
>>75052751
yes, all those goalies are competent and won series
meme arrows dont take away that achievement
>>75052775
No doubt he is, but look at the defense that plays infront of him
Would a team with Stars offense and Devils defense be competent?
it's getting late
*pulls finland*
Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild.
>>75052818
I'll keep that in mind
>>75052947
>L10 - 4-4-2
im laughing too, norge
>>75052947
how can a team with so much success, at least before they choked, be so fucking boring to watch? fucking carolina and florida are more entertaining
>>75052926
Are you tired?
*pokes at norway*
>>75052999
nice gretzskys
blame the yeo defensive system that was put in place to compensate for the lower tier talent pool
I have a job interview in an hour.
I need some Scandinavian (You)s for good luck.
The mild are on a two game win streak against top teams
>>75053021
yes, my friend
>>75053055
use it for something nice
>>75053055
for those aryan dubs
here you go
>>75053055
Good luck and stay comfy
>>75053094
>Finland
>Scandinavian
Terrible meme.
>>75053085
Nothing wrong with going to bed early my friend
>>75053094
True. Those are some nice Kronwall-digits
>>75053121
>semantics
kys
>>75053055
have a (you) friend :)
i got back 2 hours ago from work which was supposed to "take 4 hours max" t. boss
it took 10 hours
>>75053139
Don't listen to him friend
>>75052751
Price has carried the habs through many series lmao what are you on
>>75053094
>>75053224
he said "scanidnavian"
also, fuck the bosses.
>>75053436
i-i have swedish names
>>75053436
Is your boss being a cunt again?
>>75053139
>no shared history, language, or culture
>disconnected geographically
Finland is more Russian than Scandinavian desu.
>>75053509
>again
always
it's a matter of bitter principle
but I said it in solidarity of what the finn said
>>75053530
Speak for yourself
>>75053530
>>75053546
in solidarity TO what the finn said
>>75053530
they 're one of a kind in my mind, and I read that the russians are actually descendant of a viking tribe
STOP BULLYING FINLAND
looks scandinavian to me
>>75053530
you didn't pay much attention in history class
>>75053594
not really
but very qt
>>75053530
i'm impressed atleast someone knows the truth around here
>>75053651
literally everything he said is wrong
go back to estonia foo
>>75053611
>he learned about Finland in history class
?!
>>75053675
I learned about Finland from /hoc/ than I ever did in school.
>>75053675
he's a pekka in disguise
>>75053792
amen
and if /hoc/ has taught me anything its that with finns you win
fug marchand tbqh
>>75053838
Will he get suspended you think or just the usual fine
>>75052493
Look at the Pens record without Letang
Current playoff bracket
>laffs
>blowjobs
>>75048378
FUCKKK YOU VESPERTINE IS A GREAT ALBUM REEEE
>>75053921
fugg forgot pic
>>75053912
Should get 5, will get 2.
Is Snofrisk popular where you are? I've been loving the dill flavor lately.
>>75054000
fuck you hiromoot for not including the accent
Flomes fans are inbred faggots . Same goes for the team
>>75047161
That looks like Sexual Assault.
>>75047609
kek
>>75054045
your """team""" was pretty much non-existent until 2006
>>75054000
Had to google it tbf, so no
>>75054026
Only superior ö's are recognized
>>75053955
Chicago vs Montreal in the finals. Reddit will be mad.
laughing so fucking hard at the yinzerguins
>>75054105
pls no fucking chicago nor pens nor broons nor canadian teams
bjs, caps or mild please
>>75054000
Snofrisk/salmon wraps are amazing desu.
>>75054000
>snofrisk with dill
that exists? i always buy the original
>>75054131
wut u got against canada m9
our teams have finns
>caps in the finals
they will choke (again) against the pongs in the second round
washington is 1-8 against pittsburgh in playoff series
>>75054235
Canadiens finn is garbage
sens dont have any
oilers dont play bulju
torontos one is barely finnish
calgary lmao
t. eri
>>75053792
>>75053824
prolific posts
>>75054235
the jest must bring the cup back to canada
they can be the only one
>>75054333
This and only this.
Is there any fanbase more tortured than ours? We can never catch a break.
>>75054450
weak bait
@75054450
This is a bait. Please don't take it
>>75054450
How about you go eat some mixed fuck and grilled shit?
>>75054473
>>75054480
>>75054506
Honestly if it weren't for sustaining significantly more injures than most other teams, we'd have won at least 6 of the last 10 Cups.
>>75054000
prefer philadelphia 2bh
>>75054506
Yes, i'll have balls on toast and some homo fries please.
>tfw your KHL team steals logo from Pittsburgh
>>75054658
considering how fucking awful the average KHL logo is that's perfectly acceptable
>>75054703
thats a good logo
>>75054703
too early
>>75054703
>Lokomotiv Yaroslavl
DELET THIS
>>75054703
what is it with russia and locomotives?
does any of these look as recognisable as average NHL jersey?
>>75054772
Well they have longest railroad in the world
>>75054772
the soul of the slav finds peace and comfort among rusty railways and gray urban centers
best AHL logo I've ever seen
>>75054772
Barely any teams in any sport are private. So the state provides the money. Lokomotiv teams are national railway corporation sponsored.
>>75054837
Should be Vegas Spartans
>>75053432
>carried
>gets btfo by every other team
>>75054838
well this explains everything.
>>75054859
>Spartans
>when the Senators exist
Nah
Should have been something related to gambling, but they're probably too chicken for that
>>75054807
>no kunlun red star jersey shown
SHAMEFUR
>tfw bean man will probably play next year
>>75054131
This, sick of the same teams every year desu
>>75054590
it's not good I read, too many additives and chemicals
>>75054859
True that. I only think Spartans, not knights, when I see that logo.
Which reminds me of this gem by snes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5nCd1ZVrw
>>75054902
>a fucking Chinese hockey team
Do any chinese even watch hockey?
>>75054901
>las vegas financial ruinations
>>75054703
what's the lower case b? "yu"? "oi"?
>>75054934
they had 250 people in attendance one game, I think
>>75054807
CKA is the best desu
>>75054946
>las vegas albino tigers
>>75054954
it's more or less a silent letter that affects the pronounciation of the one before it
or something like that, i don't speak slavshit but i know the alphabet
>>75054954
thats the soft sign
pretty sure it doesnt actually have a sound
>>75052631
>>75054930
yuk, thsi reminds me of the inauguration in athletic events they used to stage during the junta.
>>75054997
>>75055004
aha
how does the american know? I don't like it when americans know more than me.
>>75055053
idk im interested in languages
i could read (but not understand) your shitskin language for a while but I forgot
I really wish they would fix the playoffs, fucking playing bluejackets and penguins in the first round and Washington and some shithole team in the first round, it doesn't make it fair to those teams, why the fuck should the jackets have to play arguable the best team in the playoffs to date when they can't even when a series and when they do get to the playoffs it's always against the teams that destroy everyone in the regular season, and why should Boston have to get butt raped by the capitals when they clearly can't win against them
>>75055122
maybe you should order a double cheeseburger to relax.
>>75055131
Sorry I meant Toronto
>>75055131
the top team should choose from the two lower ranked teams, the second rated team should choose from the remaining team and the next lowest one, and so on
test
>>75055184
at least i can afford to eat lel
>>75054974
>las vegas sweaty hookers
>>75055224
I doubt it
last for kippers
>>75055251
Fuck off divegrass
>>75055256
Daniel?
>>75054807
SKA Saint Petersburg are basically Rangers uniforms with blue pants and a ton of ads on them.
>>75055277
Is leaving tonight on a plane
>>75055316
Where?
Just spray painted my toilet bowl with a stinky wet Marchand. Going to take a bit to clean so I won't be able to make the next OP
>>75055237
>las vegas goddamn animals
new >>75055361
>>75055361
>>75055361
>>75055361
>>75055367
Too lewd for a blue board
>>75055367
>2 posts early
Ilkka Sinisalo is dead.
F
>>75047765
underrated
Real new thread
>>75055706