fuck ohio ans fuck akron edition
I hope we beat red deer
BASED OP
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Fuck early fags
No one post in this thread
2 YEARS BABY
BACK IN THE PLAYOFFS
COME ON HERE LADS
SHIPPING TO BOSTON
>Ron Francis will never spend his stockpile of cap space, picks, and prospects to actually improve the team
It's just not fair bros, Carolina's so close to being good
porkers>puppers
But not by much
>>75043802
fuck off akronfag
CUZ I LOVE THAT DIRTY WATER
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOSTON YOU'RE MY HOME
>>75043839
stop whining on here faggot seriously kill yourself
FEAR THE BEAR BOYS
WE BACK BABY
REST OF THE NHL IS LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
>>75043839
guess where else they're close to being
BUT THEY DO SOME GOOD THINGS
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>Tampon Gay effectively eliminated
rip
why are the islanders so fucking boring. relocation to moosejaw when
hot OC coming at you boys
>w-w-w-we're gonna win out!
>sunbelt shitters
LMAO
>>75043863
good post
>>75043882
not enough anime desu
>>75043874
>>75043863
Who the fuck can stop us?
>>75043863
>>75043853
>>75043838
how fucking FRIGHTENED is the rest of the NHL right now?
Fucking Hottest team in the League DESTROYING other teams right now.
Non-Bruins teams might as well not even show up tbqh with you Joe
>>75043886
Leafs will lose out and lightning will win all, the meme prophecy will be fulfilled
>>75043892
preds anime best anime
GO PURRRREDATORS
>>75043897
Literally just obliterated the best team in the league on their own ice two games ago.
Short answer: Literally fucking no one.
>op did not post news
Are you useless op? Just go to rotoworld and copy and paste. Thats it, its very easy even a retard like you can figure it out.
>>75043886
isnt toronto the NYC of candada? aka filled to the brim with smug liberal whites and cancerous immigrants?
I'll take Edmonton or Ottowa tbqhwyf
>>75043897
mailboxes desu
mika salomaki sounds so much more smarter than i imagine him to be. I though hed sound like a caveman speaking only in grunts
Laffs will finish the season 0-4 and miss the playoffs
>>75043918
>>75043917
>I'll take Edmonton
>I'll take Canada's version of a gulag
who /clinched/ here
feels good brothers
karlsson ded ottawa getting swept
>>75043943
That's winnipeg
t. winnepag ex-pat
I am pleased with the results of tonight's game
>>75043953
Make a thread about it
Oh wait you already did you insufferable faggot
>>75043914
if you insist upon news, I shall provide it
BOS: Brad Marchand tossed for spearing Dotchin
CHI: Duncan Keith won't play on Tuesday night
COL: Mikko Rantanen out against Blackhawks on Tue
ARI: Shane Doan (LBI) won't play on Tuesday
WAS: John Carlson (LBI) out against Maple Leafs
OTT: Clarke MacArthur returns to action Tuesday
CHI: Chicago will go with Scott Darling on Tuesday
NYR: Zuccarello, Nash, McDonagh & Fast out Wed.
WAS: Philipp Grubauer will face the Leafs Tuesday
TB: Steven Stamkos (knee) will remain out Tuesday
TOR: Matthews has most goals by a U.S-born rookie
MON: G Charlie Lindgren shines in Montreal victory
>>75043953
feels comfy
>>75043943
>>75043956
can confirm winnipeg is Canadian gulag
>>75043976
based american
>>75043917
lol white people in toronto
>>75043953
It's nice to see them back in the playoffs, and longest time I thought "Don't blame CJ, he got the Bs a Stan Lee Cup!"
Turns out CJ was,in fact, to blame.
>>75043953
You also /bouncedinfirstround/ here
>>75043914
>why didn't you cater to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fuck off akron
rate, comment, subscribe
>make playoffs
>probably gonna get btfo by the Caps but Jacobs won't flip out about MUH PLAYOFF SHEKELS and trade our young prospects and sign another 40 year old player to 6 years
>they won't rush McAvoy up in a pressure cooker situation and ruin his development
Feels good
look at this fresh faced strapping young lad
>>75044006
>>75043973
madlord alert
>>75044009
incredibly soft desu, could be pushed around easily by a well coached grinder team
>>75043892
Lol I remember when /sp/ and /a/ were fused last Saturday and /hoc/ was one of the rare /sp/ threads that was still living.
>>75044004
He's got Montreal playing like gods though, Price is back to being dominant.
ward with the save of the night
>>75044052
i'll think on that
>Mad at Ohio
Fucking faggots need to be burned you should thank god Ohio isn't a nation of Jews
>>75044057
Because /hoc/ is full of fucking weebs.
Reminder that I will NEVER treat this general the same way again.
Fucking weeb FAGS
>>75044057
hockey is for soft weeb white bois
>>75044058
Blame Michel Therrien for Montreal sucking
laffs are pretty embarrassing 2bh
>>75044085
why would anybody be mad at the fart of the world
>>75044009
>talking about Gary's abortion when the playoffs are about to start
Maybe reddit is more your speed kid
>>75044057
/hoc/ is the most resilient general on /sp/
>>75044097
you're here forever
>>75044112
Because you are say it with me OBSESSED
>>75044098
My dick wasn't soft last night when i bounded your mum.
>>75044057
>turns out leafs are the biggest shitposters
>>75044004
It wasn't Claude's fault. Don't let this streak fool you.
Obviously having a new coach kicks them all in the rear and they're responding. But their piss poor play was not because of Claude.
>>75044085
>getting fucking stomped in your playoff preview
wewlad
>>75044085
>mad at zero playoff series wins
kek
The lightning have to win out the rest of the games, and have to hope leafs fuck up every game.
>only sad cuz we have been in deep playoffs runs the past 2 years
>i really dont know if i should give up yet and start rooting for another team
>i really want tampa to meme everyone and show everyone we arent all bad
>i love you all, except bombston. Ive hated you for a long time now
>>75044132
>bounded
better luck next time jarkko barkko :(
>>75044097
i dont watch anime and despise it.
>North Dakota is the gulag of America
>they're all fans of a meme team destined to choke in the playoffs every year for eternity
>>75043953
feels comfy af
sorry for the crappily-made OC
>>75044158
This. I have literally never watched more than 5 seconds of anime in my life.
>7 picks in the first three rounds of the draft
>Good prospect pool
>FA $$$$
Will they be the BJ's of the year next year.
>Inb4 Quebec
>>75044132
Yes it was
You were pushing rope Pekka
>>75044190
no now fuck off
>>75044207
Fuck I went to bed and missed it live
>>75044156
>doesn't know bounded
ask you mum
>>75044190
Don't you have a turnleft race to get excited about
>>75043897
Literally everyone currently clinched.
>laffs
>>75044156
>doesn't know bounded
ask your mum
>>75044057
who is this semen demen
>>75044153
>implying the laffs will win their next 3 games
All u gotta do is beat them Thursday there's no way they beat Pittsburgh and Columbus
>>75044207
>>75044153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
fuck im gonna spend hours doing this damn expansion draft simulator
>>75044153
>i really dont know if i should give up yet and start rooting for another team
bandwagon faggot
>shots 16-4 colorado
>chicago leads 1-0
>>75044102
Soff
>>75044190
>Implying Francis will use any of that money on marquee FAs
Front office is still shook from how bad the Semin deal ended up. Unless next year's rooks (Gauthier, Saarela, Hischier if Buttman rigs the lottery) play even better than Aho has, it's just gonna be more of the same
>rags
>>75044190
>>Inb4 Quebec
>>75044399
>they shine the spotlight on him
still cracks me up
>>75044407
>we
are a very bad team
Who else at the game tonight lads?
>>75044468
Wow, look at that sellout crowd
>>75044161
North Dakota is very comfy actually desu
>>75044399
>>75044468
san hoser """"fans"""" everybody
>>75044433
Casse-toi. Nice numbers btw
>>75044468
i hope they loop jock jams
>>75044468
what row you at, im coming for you
>>75044415
>You now remember that Carolina turned 20 games of Eric Staal into Saarela and Teravainen
If only godlike trades actually translated into wins
>>75044468
All the beaner fans must still be stuck in traffic after doing an extra lawnmowing shift
I invite you to experience Canadiens hockey
>>75044468
Why do cuckfans sit in their assigned seats when its that empty? fuck move to the choice seats
>>75044554
>>75044428
literally inconsolable
>>75044428
lol wtf is lundshit doing
>>75044572
>Somebody going to tell me I don't go. I don't care, I just go.
How is Ovie so based?
McMeme should do the same
>>75044590
He was hurt and didn't have a stick and he wanted a whistle
>>75044604
>Anaheim Ankor
>Arizona Prärievargar
>Boston Björnar
>Buffalo Sablar
>Calgary Flammor
>Carolina Orkaner
>Chicago Svarthökar
>Colorado Lavin
>Columbus Blåa Jackor
>Dallas Stjärnor
>Detroit Röda Vingar
>Edmonton Oljare
>Florida Pantrar
>Los Angeles Kungar
>Minnesota Vild
>Montreal Kanadensare
>Nashville Rovdjur
>New Jersey Djävular
>New York Öbor
>New York Jägmästare
>Ottawa Senatorer
>Philadelphia Flygare
>Pittsburgh Pingviner
>San Jose Hajar
>St. Louis Blues
>Tampa Bay Blixtar
>Toronto Lönnlöv
>Vancouver Kanadicker
>Las Vegas Riddare
>Washington Huvudstäder
>Winnipeg Jetar
#swede'd
>4-1
>Rebels pulled their goalie after he melted down
we might make it boys
>>75044611
>so I threw a tantrum
>>75044561
>sir can I see your ticket
>y-yeah
>this isn't your seat sir. Not even close.
>l-looks like I just p-picked a big bouquet of oopsie daisies
>Why don't you come with me sir *motions another guard over*
The only places they are kind of cool with that is if you are somewhat in that section and you are under 14 years old
>>75044153
>i really dont know if i should give up yet and start rooting for another team
kill your fucking self
>>75044633
how do i say umlaut a and o sverige
Here we go
>>75044561
this. When March Madness was at the TD Garden about six years ago, my friend and I were literally behind the bench talking to the players and coaches late in one game and security didn't give a shit because no one was there
So all playoff teams are essentially decided five days before the end of the season.
Worst playoff race ever?
>>75044605
McChickenshit is a massive faggot bitch
Don't you remember that time he called some random healthy scratch a coward because he didn't want to fight one the Edmonton goons because McCuckold was so assblasted after losing an edge and breaking his own collarbone?
Total fucking faggot
>chad johnson
>>75044554
I had never heard Ardurri speak until yesterday's interview
He has a really deep voice. I didn't expect that
>>75044627
>>75044641
>be american at hockey game
>get shot
>wrong seat fucker
>>75044480
Game starts in 15 minutes you dip
shitcago gamethreads might be worse than divegrass threads
>>75044399
>>75044650
;^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtPO3YRNYRo
>>75044641
They actually have checkers at each sections entrance.
>>75044671
there's still a chance for tampa to make it
it's tiny, but there
>>75044645
Yea I'm jumping on the mcdavid bandwagon as soon as the playoffs start
>>75044678
Hope he score tomorrow
>>75044674
It's scripted man chill out
>>75044633
>St. Louis Blues
>New Jersey Devils will be the last team to ever visit Joe Louis Arena
FUCK YOU GARY
>>75044641
>not allowing people to take the quality seats
>land of the free
>>75044720
I want to see playoff lehkonen this year, like he had in SHL last year.
>>75044674
Still has more guts than the baby crosby at least.
>>75044726
Don't know why. But the names of most music genres have stayed the same as they are in english
>>75044758
>mfw arsi wins the conn smythe
So is this the most boring end of the regular season ever?
>>75044798
nah 04 was worse
>>75044784
Those socks are hideous
>>75044633
>Björn = bear in Swedish
cool
>>75044784
>manlet
>winning the conn smythe
WWTL
>>75044711
That's why I said essentially
Ottawa or Toronto need to lose all three of their games in regulation
Tampa need to win all their games in regulation or OT
And I guess the Islanders are still technically alive
>wearing Dallass throwbacks because your team has no history of its own
How did the Jets of all teams manage to sweep the season series against the Blues?
>>75044674
go watch your sweaty man drama
>>75044758
Really hoping he can turn it up for the ploffs as well
>>75044798
the only interesting thing was the rookies
caps will probably win the cup to top off the most boring and predictable year in the NHL
St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.
>>75044820
>1967
LAFFERS LOOK AWAY [TRIGGER WARNING]
>>75044520
i got a big cock
>>75044815
Björn is solid first name too
>people shitposting about Columbus
we made it lads
>>75044838
that's not Dallas
>>75044837
Pongs winning would be predictable/boring. Caps would make it laughable.
Is he dare I say, back?
>>75044822
>blose
>>75044820
meh, it's still a Minnesota thing.
>tfw you're 1 number from winning the 50/50
>>75044863
Back to the golf course yeah
>>75044863
Weise has been better lately, but nothing to send home about
>>75044822
Jets are good against rest of Central for some raisin, they manhandle the Blackcocks too somehow.
>>75044894
kek
>>75044863
Dude has just look tired the last couple of weeks, he's been playing a lot of hockey. I hope he rests a lot in the offseason, lord knows he'll have lots of time off.
Also
>Blose
Why can't you beat us? We suck.
>>75044884
Hilarious reminder that the (((state of hockey))) lost a team to Texas
Laine incoming forth hattrick incoming.
How can Spics even compete?
>>75044863
>when u nut but she keep suckin
bruins
>>75044928
By playing in the post season.
>mfw Laine wins the Calder because Marner takes away votes from Spicthews
>>75044986
Dumb post from a dumb drakeposter
>Canes
How much longer will their playoff drought be?
>>75045033
The number of years before they relocate
>>75044986
>calls him spicthews
>posts a drakememe
dont punch left asshole
>>75045033
4 more seasons
>>75045031
He slumps over a """""battlestation"""""
next to cum socks and piss bottles slurping nacho cheese
shitposting on the go is the future, fucko
>>75044986
ooga booga
>>75045033
2 seasons then they are relocated to quebec
F-flames cant win in Anaheim r-right
>>75045073
nah theyll relocate to calgary in 10 years, the flames are moving to quebec
Whatever happened to that handshake thing the jest used to do?
>>75045093
>>75045093
>>75045099
>kongs
Lmao two scores within the first minute. Shorks want it this year.
>>75045112
they won't get it with Thornton
>>75045089
Bettman told them to stop
>>75045130
Jesus christ >kongs
>3 shots on the embers
What the fuck?
Who is the biggest bandwagon team?
Reddithawks or Pinguins?
are >we, dare i say it, back lads?
>>75045161
flames
>>75045161
well they both went on the brink of relocation and then became the largest nhl fanbases
but the pens went bankrupt twice and almost got relocated twice so ill say them
>>75045161
Hawks, if the pings somehow repeat they have potential, but at the moment hawks are the undisputed bandwagon champs
mcmeme 5 points away from 100
>shorks
>arena is lit by one 40 watt light bulb
what the fuck?
>>75045172
Do you think Joe will go play in the World Championships this year? Or is it beneath him? I think he will considering it may be his last chance to represent team Canada.
>>75045235
He won't be able to skate ever again
>>75045235
isnt his knee exploded?
>>75045189
and they're still that much more successful than your shit team
>>75044838
They hate us bc they aint us
>autistic canadafags jerking eachother off
>bruins get the spot
>broonigger posting
>completely ignored
really makes me think
fuck off LA just roll over and die
>>75045265
the bird reappears
>>75045260
why are you so upset?
rate my meme
>>75045279
that's right senpai
Gas the Blackhawks, Playoffs now!
>>75044153
>1 bad season
>"what other team should I follow"
Fucking sunbelt pubsubs.
>>75045235
he's already won it hasn't he? not sure he'll be bothered
>>75045297
at least try to make it look good/10
>>75045230
That's what happens when no one pays attention to the team until the playoffs come around.
>>75043741
who else /cbj/ here?
Daily reminder that teal is an ugly color
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z1vJrIAg-0
hey remember when cooke ended savard's career? that was LMAO laugh out loud funny
>chara is going to paralyze crosby
>kessel catches hard fists pounded into his dumb skull off the ice
cya dicks, we remember
SCAAAAAAR
>leafs lose their last three
>bolts win their last three
What would happen to /hoc/?
>>75045364
college blow jobs?
>Quick
When will this meme end?
>>75045389
>>75045390
>>75045391
>>75045400
whgat the fuck game are you nerds even talking about?
>>75045411
shut up
Literally what was Muzzin thinking there? He had RNH tied up, then just left him in front of the net.
Either way, KERPLAAAHHHHHH
>>75045420
hes checked out
>>75045415
1993
>>75045265
the
B I R D
>>75045435
is that your wifes bull?
>>75045391
>Not sure if joking or you are stupid
columbus blue jacekets
>>75045435
It doesn't mean anything unless it's got meme arrows.
>>75045384
clean hit
>>75045384
remember when evander kane murdered matt cooke? good times
>>75045380
t. colorblind man
>>75045447
/broons/ here, anon, of course I'm joking.
>>75045384
>chara is going to paralyze crosby
please let it be marchand, it'll be his crowning achievement
>this phoneposting fag
>>75045495
>5 more years
>>75045494
>t. phoneposter
What's your alarm set for?
>avalanche have tied it in the third
kek i hope they win
oilbitches, has desharnais been as useless for you as he was for us?
>>75045509
if any bruins player manages to make crosby miss one or more seasons, I am prepared to pretend boston fans are human beings for one (1) season.
>Chiraqistan
lol and people are saying they will get past the first round?
>>75045514
How many piss jugs and cum socks are you sitting next to right now at your desktop?
>>75045364
love that we got that one pens fan to go doopin mental
>>75045543
>laffs cup drought will last 93 years
Poetic
>>75045556
He keeps McLellan from using Caggiula at centre so he's good
>>75045556
hes been ok, hasnt fucked up, reliable in both ends
Pennsylvania here. Leave my neighbor ALONE.
guess the team
prize is a free (You) if you guess within the next minute
>>75045469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLqpw_uKyds
what comes around goes around, based kane, TYBK
I'm fucking drunk as hell and I'm legit about to cry watching this video watched it like 4 times over again
fuck the penguins, fuck crosby, bettmanbaby
>>75045573
>not patrician posting from your thinkpad in the basement
>>75045597
The Blues?
>>75045597
caps = craps
>>75045573
i cleaned up my cum sock pile today
>>75045597
canucks
>>75045597
san jose
>>75045597
shorks
>honka
who's this guy?
>6-2
I think we did it lads
>>75045597
craps
Reminder that if your team shares a primary color with another team you are in fact cheering for unoriginal cucks
Sharks, Yotes, Golden Knights, Stars, Avalanche, Wild broship when?
>>75045640
future finnish president
@ seven five zero four five five nine seven
easiest bait for (You)'s I've ever seen. absolutely digusting t b h.
>>75045556
He fits well on a line with kassian and Pouliot. Hasn't been amazing or anything, but decent enough. Makes good plays most the time and doesn't let his size stop him from being gritty. That line would be doing even better if they could replace Pouliot with someone who isn't just average at everything.
>>75045640
>>75045573
too scared mommy will find yours when she brings you your tendies?
>>75045609
Fucking cheers mate
>he lays on the ground and won't get up like a dramatic pussy
>they bring the stretcher out
I fucking lost it when they started bringing out the stretcher hahahahahahahahaha
>>75045640
?
So will >sean reappear for the playoffs?
Why are the penguins so good I don't get it? Is it just Crosby or what? How do they beat the blow jobs so badly without half their lineup
>>75045695
Honk is stronk
I forgot how shitty this thread gets at the end of the season at west coast hours
>>75045719
everything from ohio is garbage. there you go.
>>75045695
They should sell tickets to sit in that car during the game.
Imagine enjoying world class hokkei while getting a lowkey handy from your gf
>>75045749
>gf
>>75045749
and having it broadcast on the jumbotron and national TV when someone notices
"we hope matt cooke is okay"
no we don't, savard almost got paralyzed
fuck that cunt fuck the pongs fguck everyone we in this bitch caps better get ready to get bagged first round
.
.
.
Apologize.
>>75045739
Bye
>>75045783
hahahahaha omg i just thought of this actually happening and I spit my drink out
>>75045792
>>75045810
>Canada
Don't (You) me or my son ever again.
>>75045833
stop watching hokkei then it's ours go watch luckswing
>this bruins "fan" out of nowhere
>>75045801
th reaction would be incredible. The Janet Jackson nip-slip in the Super Bowl would be peanuts compared it, even if it was an Avs-Nucks game
>>75045848
hahahahahaha no way hhaha stop it man you're killing my sides!!!
>>75043741
Jackets
>>75045839
>>75045846
(Me)
hard pause
(Brady)
>>75045898
>bomb explodes
>>75045898
>>75045898
lmao
>it's a "review for 10 minutes and uphold the call" episode
Thanks for totally sapping all the momentum from the goal
negro shorks player spotted
>>75045898
>>75043741
Patrik line plays hockey like a old black woman does the dishes on Sunday night
>>75045935
this is a hockey thread
>>75045848
Didn't something like that happen in golf? I remember seeing a video of an aerial camera zooming in a guy getting a handjob
>>75045936
>>75045951
dunno, never heard about that before. a dildo got thrown on the field in a football game this past year, though
>>75045936
truly the greatest moment in boston sports history, a real explosive peak
>>75045951
>>75045966
oh my god fuggen EPIC
>>75045967
>tfw TWO Sens games were delayed by terror attacks in two years
So inconsiderate.
Help the help helpers
>needing to review that
>the crime-ridden slum of shitcago
cheeky shot from burns there
kangz STILL getting refpuck
>>75045976
fyvp
>video review is bad because it stops the flow of play
Has a more retarded line of reasoning ever existed?
>Shitcongo
Joke of a franchise desu. relocate to mississauga
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
>hawks
>>75046051
nhl take way way too fucking long with their reviews
>>75046077
But there is literally nothing more important than ensuring the correct call is made as much as possible. I would rather wait an hour for a review than continue with the wrong call being made.
>>75046051
Offside reviews are dumb. They ignore the spirit of the rule
>>75046101
and they still get them wrong routinely
>>75046063
regina desu
lmfao@this kongs refpuck
hello, refs, they arent in the playoffs this year, you can stop now
>take forever with reviews
>still get them wrong
it's rigged I tell ya
>>75046103
Offside is offside, it needs to be a black and white rule. If you go by the spirit, where is the line drawn for what is and isn't offside? It's the same thing with the slide rule in baseball where the player is out if he bounces off the base for a second. If he's off the base, he's off the base, it's black and white.
>>75046120
Wrong, it's actually quite rare, and the calls that are "wrong" are subjective. There have been a handful of awful goalie interference calls buts that's still better than having plays Iike the one in the Montreal/Tampa series from a few years ago stand. The point of review is to maximize the amount of times the correct call is made, and it has done that without question. You're never gonna get the right call every single time but I'd rather get it right 99% of the time than what we had before. Way too many flopping goalies and missed offside calls.
>>75046184
didnt read
kys
what was already a weak pp looking even weaker without couture and jumbo
really need to work on that before the playoffs
>>75046191
I expect nothing else from a review truther
>>75046172
It's about keeping the "fans" interested for next year.
is it just me or does every playoff team seem abnormally weak?
>>75046120
this desu, play the game as it's called. if the ref on the ice couldn't tell it was offsides then it wasnt offsides. arguing over a milimeter is stupid and they still manage to fuck it all up anyway.
>>75046184
>Offside is offside, it needs to be a black and white rule. If you go by the spirit, where is the line drawn for what is and isn't offside? It's the same thing with the slide rule in baseball where the player is out if he bounces off the base for a second. If he's off the base, he's off the base, it's black and white.
If a ref can't call it offside in real time then it's not offside.
fuck this
>>75046210
The league is going through a transition year. In a couple years you'll probably look back and give more credit to some of the teams
>>75046210
its just you
>people want hockey moved to the summer olympics
>>75046252
You mean Gary, Goyim
>>75046252
who does? the league? TV execs?
>>75046252
That would be silly.
Why don't they just time their lockouts around the olympics? They seem to have those every 4 years or so.
>>75046265
The NHL's issue is the fact that they have to cover costs that the IOC used to cover and they don't get any marketing out of it
ice in san jose is apparently VERY slippy according to martin jones
>>75046224
If the player enters the zone first and touches the puck it's offside. That's the offside rule. The closeness of it is entirely irrelevant, just like it is when a goal is scored. They don't take it away if it's too close for the ref to make the call by himself.
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>giving up 3 (three) goals to the >kongs
KINGS YEAH
this is gonna happen
based iihf
We didn't want first anyways.
>letting RNH deke you
lmao, nice try >kongs
Ryan HUGENT
>scored on by rnh
>twice
>kangz
Nuge is huge!
TED-NUGENT-HOKKEI
calgary will beat ducks in playoffs
>>75046333
dubs and rnh gets a hattrick
>>75046333
Not even trips can help the flim flams win a game in Anaheim
>>75046302
See yinz in round 2, Caps
>>75044009
Fuck off, you can't have Lehk the snek
>>75046302
My version is better. Ensures the league will go bankrupt and lockout in a few years.
"nigger"
>>75046378
Anaheim/Columbus is NBC's JUST matchup this season. They would be happy with Washington in the SCF.
post yfw ovi pulls a kovalchuk and retires
>>75046405
hmmm really makes you think...
>>75046302
where can I get one of these to fill out
>>75046437
the bettjew's gresyness knows no limits
Is this when all the losing team's fans come out of hiding?
>>75046456
The IOC are the bigger jews
>>75046480
this, the amount of global corruption they represent is staggering
Fowler ded
>wake up to this
kek
>>75046437
Haha that's hilarious. Bettman just went up a couple rungs.
>>75046492
at least they aren't FIFA.
>>75046279
the iihf said they would cover the cost tho
>>75046514
not much better
Reminder Chicago has lost 7-1 to the Panthers and 4-3 to the worst team in the NHL
>name is synonymous with birds
>bad sign
NOOOO ducks are dead without fowler
ahaha holy shit giordano could you have been more blatant with that knee on knee?
>go knee on knee after the whistle
>no call
Giordano's veteran presence
>>75046521
How does that change anything? The IOC are mega jews that want the best players in the world for free. I'd rather the IIHF start a legitimate World Cup that plays in September
>>75046529
Giordano needs to be suspended for that, fucking cocksucker. Carlyle needs to tell a 4th liner to injure that faggot next time he is on the ice. He throws knee shots all the time.
NHL is going to Tokyo
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/video/brian-williams-i-believe-nhl-will-go-to-korea-this-is-about-politics-and-money~1093250
Based Brian Williams explains the Olympics issue
>>75046576
hope it's nothing too serious
>Kesler
Why doesn't he ever fight?
>>75046602
kesler is a massive pussy
I find 3 poeple in the penalty box funny. What's the biggest # at once?
>>75046545
>I'd rather the IIHF start a legitimate World Cup
the bettjew won't allow this, he wants a NHL-organized world cup which means stupid gimmick teams
>>75046602
He's a rat
>>75046615
Lots. I watch WHL games in the 90s, they had to be fitting 6 or more guys in there
>>75046602
kesler is probably the biggest spotpicker in the last decade
WTF
HERE WE GO LA HERE WE GO
plz dont play benning/nurse again tonight
for me, it's jakke
>black guy on the Sharks wears #42 just like the first black player in baseball
neat
>>75046545
Wish Manson would've knocked a few teeth out, the greasy ratfuck only got a busted lip.
>>75046684
heard he's a big fan of marine life
>>75046679
They need to go Sekera/Benning and Nurse/Russell
>>75046684
>18 points in 59 AHL games
>Summer is almost here
Don't you worry, he's come to camp overweight 3 times in a row after getting in decent shape during the season
johnathan quick whistle strikes again
>All these fights
>All these penalties
Fuck you flames for Fowler tho
>cucks get out of penalty
>fight again once back out
what the fuck is wrong with these cheaters?
>>75046719
dude nearly has TEN goals for utica, can't discount his potential
or girth
>>75046736
>cheaters
Fuck you m8 and welcome to hockey
This ducks game is pretty wild desu
>>75046615
here's the preds with six
i hope somebody ends gaudreaus career
>>75046754
Flames are pissed they cant win in Anaheim and took out Fowler. Of course theyd get fucked up.
>>75046736
Giordano started it with a cheap shot to injure Fowler. I would support somebody hitting him with pic related.
Why are the flames being raging faggots? Did someone tickle Johnny hawkey
>this dumb spic at the >kongs game standing up while the game is on
Hes crosby/marchand tier.
>>75046775
>>75046779
They're getting BTFO by the team they'll face in the first round
>44 penalty minutes
>thachuk has none
>>75046803
This matchup is going to be fun, with the way this game is going. Fights everywhere
>>75046803
And theyll get swept by them too
>>75046808
Lots of chimpouts but it won't be very competitive
:(
fuck off edmonton
>kesler actually getting kicked out
Is this the first time he actually shown some balls?
>>75046815
But lots of chimpouts
>fell asleep when it was 1-1
>5-3 now
wtf
also, how bad has the refpuck been this time? Or do they not bother since the Kongs are out now?
>>75046845
Kongs are actually showing what they're able to do when 100% healthy.
Too bad...
>>75046766
winnipeg is full of goons fuck those guys
>>75046845
The >kongs waited too long to start giving a fuck and they haven't yet realized they can't meme their way into the last playoff spot
Good morning /hoc/. Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild.
>>75046807
He's a massive pussy
>>75046845
Consistent non-calls. A king blatantly reached out with his stick and tripped an oiler that had the puck but there was no call. Benning has been weak and I think he's benched right now
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>coilers being exposed by one of the worst offensive teams this season
What did they mean by this?
>>75046867
the hawks lost to the avalanche tonight, fuck off
>>75046867
Oilers are always shit after 2 or more days off.
>>75046864
>>75046873
Yeah but the Hawks have nothing left to play for, they already locked up the top seed in the West. Coilers are still in it for the Pacific title and they're laying an egg against the >kongs.
comeback
>>75046881
was worried we might shork it there for a minute
refs will call it back
>call on the ice stands
>against Bettman's team
What bizarro world am I in now?
>>75046912
The really amazing part is that the call on the ice was goal and the refs didn't change their minds on the way to the timekeeper's bench
>>75046892
Don't worry, >we still have the Oilers and Flames game to shork.
>>75046912
Chicago is Bettman's team again son
>>75046921
>actually looking not terrible without Cooch or Joe
>against Canucks
Hard to tell
>>75046378
>calgary winning with 4/7 games in anaheim
>rangers not >rags ing
>chokitalls not choking
the difference between mine and yours is mine can actually happen
wew
>>75046923
Do they get as much refpuck as the kongs? I doubt it. I can't see it being worse than that.
They kept Girodano off the ice after he got bloodied up by Manson, surprised they kept playing Poodreau too
>>75046959
Just wait for the playoffs
https://www.nhl.com/news/flames-coach-benched-gaudreau-to-protect-him/c-766083
>>75046959
>that dropoff in +/- for the Sedin sisters from last year
how ?
what the fuck was that edmonton?
>>75046983
>https://www.nhl.com/news/flames-coach-benched-gaudreau-to-protect-him/c-766083
>bad gateway
>5-0-0
>cantpucks
>it's a "Ducks win the Pacific" episode
welp sedin sisters didn't help, shorks won it without Logn or Joe
gg canucks
hope you make it to the ploffs next year x
>>75047017
*Logan
>>75047013
ayyyyyy
>>75047007
werks fer me
Good night lads
>>75047013
>>75047028
Really glad the Ducks have all that d depth now, Fowler is out for the playoffs, he already has had several knee injuries before
Sharks vs Oilers 1st rounds. Could this be a more boring first round?
>>75047033
Better beat Oilers Sharts. Nothing like Cucks vs Sharts in the playoffs
>>75047033
may your dubs bring you a good nights sleep
>>75047040
Yep Fowler is kill. Hopefully Lindholm and Vatanen get better before the Stanleyb Owl ploffs start and Giordano gets a 10 game suspension.
>>75047033
nite m8 x
>>75047041
>get to watch my shorks sweep the oilels
it's fantastic
>>75047040
true at least it wasn't lindholm. FUCK FLAMES AND ALL THEIR FANS TOO
>>75047048
Lindholm and vatanen should be back just in time desu i think they are "resting"
>>75047048
>>75047040
Crap, what's the diagnosis? Broken leg?
>>75047045
>being this scared
>>75047054
then get your ass handed to you buy the ducks
>>75047060
No official word yet but it looked like a pretty serious knee injury. I would be really surprised if Fowler plays again before next season.
>>75047062
>implying anybody is scared of the oilels
>>75047064
>Sucks making it out of the 2nd round after winning the division
Nice meme. Sharks will go down 3 games to 2 then come back and the Sharks win it at the pond in Game 7 as is Ducks tradition.
>>75047072
Flim flams are, why else would they lose two games against a team missing 2 of their top 4 defencemen?
>>75047060
No one knows how bad. If it's torn, he's gone, sprain he'll be back. It didn't bend as bad as Thornton so let's hope.
>>75047076
That was a Boudreau tradition and the shorks aren't winning shit without Thornton.
>>75046378
At the rate the flim flams are going they probably are gonna face the hawks
>>75047101
this desu. shorks wont even get past round 1 much less ducks
let's be real here, fowler had it coming
>>75047109
Fowler doesn't even check anyone let alone do anything dirty, fuck off fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIqjjlW97mA
>>75047109
fuck off nigger
>>75047120
wrong, he had a target on his back from the second the puck dropped
>>75047109
eat a bowl of shit
>>75047120
>>75047131
>>75047140
>all this anger at JUSTICE
>>75047120
Must be a pretty shitty D if he doesnt check anyone
>>75047148
justice was giordano and every other flams player getting BTFO
>>75047154
Analslime standards. Sunbelters don't know good hockey when they see it.
>>75047159
your shitty post makes no sense
>>75047162
fuck off early fag
>>75047163
it only makes sense
>>75044097
I know right? Weebs are the fucking worst.