What meal would you serve if you won The Masters?

Aperitif platter consisting of cured meats, cheese, and cocktails
Mussels in a white wine, lemon, & butter sauce served over linguine
Filet mignon served with scalloped potatoes
Tiramisu

All that sounds good.

But me? I'd serve crab.

cheese pizza and sprite

>tfw made apple crumble today

what a fucking champion

burgers

Some Applebee's carryout

McChicken sandwiches with a side of crab legs

>>75041776
Me? I'd serve crab legs

fried chicken, grits, watermelon, grape soda and crab legs.

Bully sticks and peanut butter

>>75041776
A truly patrician menu

turkey pigs in a blanket

oh and some crab legs

>>75041776
general tso's chicken

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>>75041776
For me, it's Hungry Man Spicy Chicken

>>75041776
Me? I'd serve crab legs

Arby's roast beef

>>75041776

French fries, Coca Cola, rice, ribs and cherry Italian ice.

>>75041776
Caesar Salad and vegetable soup
Stouffers Lasagna
WHole milk with 2 scoops shaken in
Glass of Sunny-Dee

fajitas and margaritas

>wasting prime rib by covering it in gravy

fucking english need to be nuked

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fried chicken or collard greens or what ever black people eat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ufpU3X-t4w

>>75041776
In N Out food truck. Beer on tap. Unlimited French fries. Balogna sandwiches.

How rich do you have to be to spectate The Masters

>>75043273
>How rich do you have to be to spectate The Masters
not very, just enter the random draw and hope you get lucky

>>75043273
When it's an actual day of play, right now it's going for over $1,500 on stubhub.

Risotto
Roasted duck on a bed of leeks with fingerling potatoes
Creme brulee
Espresso with cream infusions/Irish Breakfast tea

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>food thread
>literally only americans responding

>>75041808
Confirmed landlocked fag

Dinner:
Egg yolk confit with mushrooms, chestnut, gnocchi, truffle juice
Farmed rabbit with bacon, tarragon, young carrots, peas, buttermilk
Caramelised apple parfait with vanilla cream, nougatine, feijoa, blackberry
Choice of either espresso or affogato

Wines:
1997 Marc Bredif Vouvray Grande Annee Chenin Blanc
2015 Felton Road 2015 Block 3 Pinot Noir

>>75041927
every fucking time it makes me giggle

>>75041776

Activated almonds

me? i'd serve crab legs.

slab of ribs and prime texas steaks

>>75041776
>Sunday roast


POST IT

ITT: lower middle class fags

>>75048374
don't post it, its only wednesday

halloumi, black pudding and fried egg
turkey twizzlers and potato smileys
arctic roll or chocolate cake and custard
cheese and crackers
vino or tea, coffeefags can leave

>>75048388
>tfw when you thought you were lower middle class as a kid but then you realized your were'nt

>>75041776
Remember when he chimped out over American fans?

HOLY Shit, masters start tomorrow

The weekend is saved

>>75041776
Is that Willet's choice? Seem breddy gud

lobster risotto and some cheese pizza

>British """cuisine"""

>>75041808
straight out of 1985 lmao

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>>75048374
will this sate your appetite?

>>75041776
>Sunday roast
But OP why would you want to serve your mom on a Sunday :^)

Kraft "Blue Box" macaroni & cheese
Purple drank
Weed in a Dutch Masters' cigar

>>75041776
Game animals that i killed.
Charcuterie
Venison sausages

Salad
Wild green salad

Starter
Quail with morel mushrooms, and field greens

Soup
Cold asparagus

Main
Roast elk with potatos, carotts and shallots

Dessert
Peach cobbler with vanilla bean icecream

Digestif
Fernet

Dustin Johnson fell down the stairs today

>a fucking cokehead
>a fucking staircase
>the day before the masters
>where you are favourite

peak kek

>>75055717
when's the last time the favorite has won anyway?

>>75041808
>Mussels

Eating a garbage collector, while the sea is polluted with radiation and every type of feces from 7 billion people.

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>>75041776
>you will never have a meal served in honor of you

Feels bad man

Ortolans
Fugu
Kholodets
Black chicken soup
Uni pasta

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>>75041927

>>75041776
>Beef Wellington
>Apple Pie
>Johnnie Walker Blue Label Scotch

>>75041810
breh, if the crablegs aren't served on an anvil, idk what you're even doing

>>75055752
Mickleson? Speith?

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Turkey twizzlers and smiley fries

>>75042082
this should have been the first response

Cheeseburgers and Cokes and for desert Grilled Cheese made with Kraft Singles and 7 different types of ketchup on the side, and chocolate milkshakes.

Currywurst mit Pommes
Some Brezel
Schwarzbier

OP's mum's pussy

>>75041776

Charcuterie platter with a variety of mustards and martinis
Filet mignon with potatoes au gratin and roasted asparagus with hollondaise and a bottle of cabernet franc
Creme brulet with coffee

>>75055808

... do you not plan on ever getting married?

>>75041776
Just cocaine.

>>75043194
What was his endgame?