>Muslim player scores a goal >celebrates kissing the grass

>>75041473
>Argentinian scores a goal
>celebrates by kissing his hand

>>75041517
>Billy Bob from Tennessee scores a goal
>Celebrates by kissing his sister

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>>75041473
>Be arab league
>Both sides do this
>They can't see how they're being pricks by asking God to do two things that contradict eachother

>>75041587
Ya, that happens all the time in Ligue 1

>>75041641
LMAO BRUH NOOOO CHILL

DAE LE ISLAMIC EUROPE XDD

kys nig

>>75041675
t.Hans-Jawad Abdüllah

>>75041571
Scores a touchdown*

>>75041587
they are not asking you dumb cunt they are thanking god.

>>75041675
Never said all Europeans were Muslim, but a large majority of football players in Ligue 1 are, lot of people from the colonies

>>75041689

turns left*

>>75041571
>Lee Dong scores a goal
>Parents sell sister into slavery

>>75041756
why so triggered, cletus?

>>75041675
Don't you have some children to gas?

>>75041775
>American banters back
>LEL SO TRIGGERED XDD
Neck yourself negro

>>75041806
sexual slavery is not a joke m8, you try to be edgy but you look retarded and upset

>>75041775
It's just banter, mestizo friend.

>>75041675
I don't think he was being facetious / trying to make a meme. Ligue 1 has to be at least 50% Muslim

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>white player scores a goal
>dabs

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>>75041702

PAPISTS ON DAMAGE CONTROL

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>NFL player scores a touchdown
>penalized 15 yards for not marching straight back to the bench

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>>75042005
>Colombian player scores an own goal
>gets shot

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>>75042005
>colombian player scores a goal
>dances

>English player scores a goa-

Never mind

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>Christian player scores a touchdown
>Genuflects
Based

>mexican player scores
>points to the sky and mumbles

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>>75041473
>muslim scores
>rubs his face with his hands then looks up to the sky

>>75042351
this 2bh

>Christian player scores a goal
>celebrates by blessing himself

why

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>Muslim player scores a goal
>All of the Muslim players on the field, numbering ~7 in total, kneel to say a prayer and kiss the ground
>They're playing for the Swedish under-23 national team

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>scores a tap-in

>>75042269
Prick

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>>75041473
>swedish player scores a goal
>celebrates by kissing his balack bf who is also his teammate

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>>75047421
>balack
You mean this balack?

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>player scores a goal
>kisses the camera

>>75047421
>Romanian player scores
>goes into the stands and starts pickpocketing all the fans

>>75047435
kek

>spic player scores a goal
>100% Jesus

>German player Scores a Goal
>Runs back to the center of the pitch without celebrating at all

>>75042269
lel

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>African American football player scores a touchdown
>dabs

>>75047540

or pulls " the Muller", where you basically stand where you are and open your arms shouting like an insane madman

>>75042269
>gets a red card for not paying the tele tax

>>75041473
>Russian player scores
>dies

>>75047590

>SEHT AN. SEHT MAL ALLE GUT AN.

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>Russian scores a goal
>celebrates by fucking a 10 year old

>Nigerian scores a goal
>offers to keep his goal bonus in your bank account

>Canadian scores a goal
>the other team automatically wins

>>75047629
>>75047639
Why?

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>Muslim player scores
>He celebrates by firing an imaginary gun at the crowd

>>75041847
fuck off reddit

>>>/pol/

>>75047663
Also want to know.

>>75047663
>Russian player scores
>splashes water in his face, some of it goes into his mouth and he dies

>>75047663
Russia's a dangerous place. Anything can happen...

>>75047789
>Australian player scores
>gets eaten by a crocodile or giant mutant butterfly

>>75047663
Have you ever seen child porn that was NOT from a former Soviet state?

>>75041473

your mom kisses my grass iyfmd

>>75047805
Remember that controversial Steve Irwin goal celebration?

>>75041890
>>75041641
>>75041719

Please watch our league to find out if you are right or not, thank you

>cathloic player gets subbed on
>blesses himself while running on the park

>spanish player scores a goal
>celebrates by injecting steroids

>>75048352
well i guess the definition varies, but a lot of japanese porn would be considered child porn in the west.

>british player scores a goal
>celebrates by leaving the pitch

>german player scores a goal
>celebrates kissing the grass

>american player scores a goal
>gets shot

>japanese player scores a goal
>can't celebrate because the earth swallows him during an earthquake

>>75041847
>initiate banter
>can't handle banter
Fuck off to reddit

>>75048440
delet this

>>75041781
Don't you have some blacks to enslave? Don't you have some regions in the world to destabilize?

>womyn scores a goal
>celebrates by taking her shirt off but leaves the bra

>>75048432
>american player scores a goal
>no american give a fuck

>russian player scores a goal
>tells the trump administration they are being wiretapped by the deep state democrat stooges

based

>>75048450
daniel

>latin american player misses
>misses his own head

>chilean player scores
>kisses son's lips

>>75041587
This isn't necessarily contradictory if you do your typical religious mental gymnastics. God doesn't care about the outcome of the game but deems you as a worthy person to score a goal.

>>75041473
>kissing his sister
>not his opossum bride
You must've only visited the cities.

>Chilean player scores
>Fingers an Uruguayan man

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>>75041587
>assuming god doesn't like exciting draws

>>75041571
Kek, good one Indomie

>>75041675
Fuck you, idiot.

>Portuguese player scores
>All teammates go celebrate with him except TSUUUUnaldo

>TSUUUUUUnaldo scores
>the Portuguese make a shitty statue of him

>brazilian player scores
>fans are still crying because it's 7-1

>brazilian gets quads
>btfo by romania immediately

>>75048921
>brazilian player scores
>only 6 to go for overtime

>Eskimo scores
>slips on a patch of ice during his celebration and crushes his pack of smokes

>cuck scores
>does the pregnancy ball celebration, only for it to come out black

>player enters the pitch
>touches the grass and kisses his finger

>>75042005
a swedish player actually did this last year or the year before
never gonna look at the cunt the same way again

>>75049734
i stand corrected: the player was icelandic

>american player scores
>shoots up a school

>>75048833
Wrong country, bongfriend.

>4chan scores
>things that didn't happen thread

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>>75041675
>>75048459

>>75050155
fuck off
they deserve to get a taste of their own medicine

>>75048394
>Drawings are children

Go to bed, Nicolae

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>>75047639
>>Nigerian scores a goal
>>offers to keep his goal bonus in your bank account

>>75041675
t. Hans, who lets Emir, the kebab next door plow his wife

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>Ronaldinho scores
>hang loose to God

>>75048380
>park

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>>75041675

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>german player scores goal
>no emotion, does nothing

>>75041675
lmao Hans finally having a mental breakdown at the existential reality of his peoples' extinction

>Croatian scores
>Game is abandoned for flares

>>75041847
>sexual slavery is not a joke
Tell that to the 3 clowns I fucked last night.

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>>75041675

>white American scores
>pulls out gun and shoots unarmed black teenager screaming "DON'T TREAD ON ME" while hissing

>white American scores
>goes school shooting

>>75041719
>Muslim, but a large majority of football players in Ligue 1 are
>a large majority
>of Ligue 1 players
>are Muslim

this is what you said. prove it.

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>>75047395
>>celebrates by blessing himself
>blessing himself

there seem to be a few things you don't understand, m8

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>>75047434
where is that dude? he alright?

>>75047639
>>75057977
winrars

>>75049020
>>Eskimo scores
Eskimo? Really?
They haven't been called "Eskimo's" for 50 years. You sure you're even Canadian?

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>>75042269

wew

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>>75041675
go explode somewhere else mohammed

>>75063533
>>75064211
stop watching CNN

>>75042045
I saw John Squared or one of those guys doing that and thought yeah, this would be a perfect counter-celebration for the team that knocks them out of the World Cup

>>75042269
top kek

>Canadian player scores
>apologizes to opposing team

>>75042005
>black player scored a goal
>steals the ball

>Swedish player scores a goal

>celebrates by beheading an infidel

>>75064264
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo

There's a shitload of them in Edmonton

>Australian wins a F1 race
>has car stolen by an abo

>American scores goal
>continues to not care about soccer