SEATTLE PILOTS @ HOUSTON COLT .45s GAME THREAD

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Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

I genuinely mean it when I say that mariners fans are my favorite opposing fans with whom to share a game thread.
Y'all are alright.
This is gonna be a fun season.

hello is this the free game of the day

pregame tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOLE1YE_oFQ

>>75041445
Comfy 2bh

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>>75041364
MARINERS!

>>75041406
This. I'm a 'Strosfag for life, but game threads with the M's fans are mad comfy.

life in seattle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC0iX_JvYaE

first pitch in ~35 minutes

>>75041406
Thanks space. Astros are my favorites in alw after ms are eliminated

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>>75041636
>>75041671
Based HOU/SEA broship

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Post AL West memes.

relax, it's almost time for baseball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwPKi1H8t9M

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pls win guys

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>>75041346
the Pilots had the most aesthetically pleasing uniform in MLB history.

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>>75041346
Lineups

Hey guys. Hopefully Kuma doesn't blow ass today.

>>75041872
>Gattis at DH
>Beltran in LF
>Aoki on the bench
PRAISE HINCH!

will we score a run today M's bros?

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>>75041846
Definitely elite by aesthetic standards
But picrel is a contender, as well as all iterations of the tequila sunrise jerseys

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these 5:00 PST starts are awkward. I wanna make dinner but I don't want to miss anything ;-;

>6 different pitches
This guy is a real life create-a-player what the heck

>>75042116
Delete this

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Julia just lost her mind kek what is she doing

>>75042196
"no"

neutral here, which feed should i watch?

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houston here and usually hate seattle but their pitcher is japanese

who do I cheer for?

gj cano

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>>75042352
always side with the anime team

in this case, the Mariners

>>75042294
i liek the mariners feed
but im a mariners fan
im sure astros feel the same about their feed

Roboumps when

Shit strike zones are constant

>>75041969

I see it happening

>We've determined that you are located within the local broadcast area of this game, and are therefore blacked out of this game. Live audio and full game archives are available with your subscription.
why do they make it so you can't watch your own team's games without a vpn

>>75042438
i dont desu

lukewarm corner

>>75042453
they want you to watch on tv

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seagull pls

>>75042453
because the tv station paid millions to have exclusive rights in the area

ump forgot how to use his hands

what the fuck kind of call was that?

>mariners in charge of getting Altuve out

>>75042542
yes we are!

>umpires in charge of determining plays at first

>>75042542
>>75042571
kek

>>75042486
>>75042503
if I paid for cable I probably wouldn't be using mlb.tv

>>75042581
well isnt this quite a conundrum

>>75042453
What the HECK it's saying the same thing for me
I hate MLB and T-Mobile now

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Hopefully something like this happens again

>>75042581
Sad isn't it :(

>M's in charge of hitting it to Correa
They've done it!

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This guy walks into the club and throws an upper-90s fastball at your girlfriend. wyd?

I'm gonna try to not overreact here but the M's should fire Edgar's bum ass :^)

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>>75041406
Agreed. We can both say fuck the Rags and Gaylos. I hope Mike Trout gets traded to the Yankees.

You guys have some ballplayers. Altuve and Correa are fun to watch. Springer too. And good pitchers.

Astros are alright.

>4 hits last night
>1 so far today
>Martin just struck out for the third time in 5 at-bats

Oh boy, another season of Mariners baseball!

>>75042666
call the police, get him arrested, laugh at astros

>>75042666

hit a home run

>>75042691
hey, atleast the rotation looks....
oh..

zunibomb inc

Is Seattle really THAT Liberal?

t. Houstonian

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>>75042699
>*strikes out the police*

>>75042706
You SON OF A GUN

>>75042752
yes. the mayor and city council are both nut cases

>>75042752
yes

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>tfw downloaded MLB app so I can watch the Astros on my phone
>blackout restriction

>>75042752
Yeah. It's pretty laidback, but our crazies are on the liberal side more than the redneck side.

Get on the other side of Stevens Pass and it's basically West Idaho.

But hey, we have legal weed, good food, and you can marry hot boipussy trannies and live in relative peace

Julia Morales is a real-life Astros anime girl. She even has the color scheme, kek

SWING THE BAT

Fucking Zunino is never going to come around. Find an actual catcher, ffs

WHY AREN'T THEY SHOWING PITCH SPEEDS

>>75042770
>>75042774
>>75042828
sounds awful t b h

Lance's bright orange glove is pretty dope to be honest

>cant watch with chromium because no flash player
>cant watch with firefox because no socks authentication and ill get blackout restrictions with no proxy
>try and download openvpn
>its not in my repos because i have to do system update
>updating 500 different kernel modules and shit before i can install openvpn
proprietary software was a mistake

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>>75042877
awful is a perfect word

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lets go m's

wew

>>75042877
Nah. It's about to get really beautiful here, actually.

It rained like hell all winter and we're turning the corner into spring and summer.

There's nothing like the Northwest in the summer after everything has bloomed.

stream other than mlb.tv? im blacked out senpai

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>>75042770
>tfw no QT Sodo arena because the Mayor turned against hansen
>tfw no NHL team or Sonics 2.0

>>75042924
I'd totally go to Washington for a hike in the Summer, but I don't fare well in the cold.

dumbfuck

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McCANNON

>Memeiners

>>75042939
http://kobestreams.com/mlb5

>>75042941
i dont care for basketball but i am bummed about no hockey team. and yes i know without basketball there would realistically be no hockey.

gg, offense can't come back from this

BRIAN McSLAMM

>>75042939
strikeout (dot) me

i hate this fucking team...

>>75042951
Washington summers are GOAT

they are hot, but not brutal hot. it rarely gets into the 90's here. most summer days are 70-80, perfect hiking weather.

sigh

guess it's over

>>75042939
Go to plebbit R slash mlbstreams

To be fair, iwakuma had a no-hitter up til that point

>>75043042
felix had a no hitter before he gave up a hr

>>75043019
thanks man

>>75043054
Is iwakuma y'all's new ace?

>>75043000
Houston summers reach 98+ daily, so 80~ wouldn't phase me.

>>75043094
That should be Paxton

>>75043094
No, Paxton is

unless his fingernails give out again

>>75043094
we dont have an ace
i thought we had a good offense to counter that but apparently its shit too

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Man, I hope Scribner pitches tonight.

>>75043106
Keep in mind 80° with normal humidity is literally only 1/5 as hot as 98° with Houston humidity.
This place has the absolute worst weather of anywhere.

ZMAN

>had time to double clutch and still throw him out
kek

>umpires in charge of determining outs at 2nd base

>>75043161
Facts.

>>75043200
springer cannot steal, i really wish he could

FUCK

BASED HANIGER

>HANIGER

>>75043240
>>75043248
it was foul

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>>75043259

>>75043264
apparently my stream is a little slow

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>>75043209
>mfw I have to ride my bike to work and it's getting hotter every week

>>75043276
thats the worst

>this guy's memetastic curveball grip

>>75043226
>have elite speed and athleticism
>still can't steal bases
He'll learn one of these days...............right?

>>75043284
>ride your bike to work
what part do you live? it's impossible to get anywhere here without a car

bring him home PLS

Hey Stros fans where did McHugh go

where can I stream the game? I have an xfinity acount

>>75043324
it's the free game of the day on mlb.tv, if you live in houston it's blacked out

>>75043323
DED

>>75043308
He will only get younger

>>75043307
He holds his curve the cliff Lee way. Pretty patrician tbH

>>75043310
Rosenberg >:(

>>75043323
The DL

>>75043324
See >>75043019

Hey M's bros. I just got home. How are they looking tonight?

Hey, that was weird instead of throwing the last pitch to walk Seager. I don't think I'll ever get used seeing that.

VALENCIA WITH THE HUSTLE

WE SCORED BOYS

>>75043323
RIP

FUCK FINALLY

>>75043366
Thank goodness. McCurvers and McHugh killed Seattle last year

>>75043392
First run of 2017!!

>>75043346
thanks

>bregman
trade this bust now astros

>go pee
>McCrappers imploding
OY VEY Y'ALL

>>75043429
>astros in charge of fielding

>>75043389
>Rosenberg
ah, im in sugarland and if I walk across a street ill probably die to some chinese driver

>zunino
MS CANT DO SHIT WITH BASES LOADED

Dubs and Z Salami

>>75043323
>mcpoo

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RISP
I
S
P

>Seattlob Marispers

>>75043461
Mo city reporting

someone pls post a sad moose

>>75043390
I don't like it, what's next?

>>75043094
We traded away the guy we expected to be our next ace to get a good young SS.

I honestly don't know what the Mariners will do, looking deep into the future, if this season goes to shit. We need to tank for a while like the Astros and draft talent. But who the fuck have we been drafting through all these years of shit baseball?

>>75043534
DiPoto's been cleaning the farm system. All the Jack Z picks are basically gone.

>>75043534
Jeff Zunino

>>75043524
I hate it personally.

>>75043534
Jack Z's guys have all been traded or a few made it. I like the guys Dipoto has drafted and the rebuild happening in the minors. We have loads of good young players that just need development time that know how to win.

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Buck Truck Birthday curse in full effect

>>75043390
All the speeding up of the game is bullshit. I like to relax while I watch baseball. Do chores or zone out. I'll take a slow strategic ballgame just the same as I can enjoy a dinger fest. The great thing is that baseball allows for both, exciting finishes that fly by and grind it out chess matches between the managers.

Bring back the intentional walk. It's a stupid effort to address length of game. The real problem is that the game has its pace and there's only so much you can do to speed it up. This isn't hockey or basketball with people flying by.

It's baseball, and throwing four pitches to walk a guy is the gentleman's way of doing it. Not informing the umpire you concede that guy a base.

Is Andrew Zunino the greatest second baseman in seattle sounders history?

>>75043661
No that would be Robert swift

>>75043612
You and I are on the same wave length. Fucking Manfred

Haniger speed!

where are our dingers

>>75043710
theyre coming babygirl

If Nellie strikes out on a low outside pitch I'm committing sudoku

>this kid's not moving into the a-hole
what did he mean by this?

should I use a trip

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>>75043710
here now

>>75043759
nah he just swung at the first pitch

>>75043761
no

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>>75043773
>lotte
>ever scoring

Once again the M's first pitch swing after the pitcher walks a guy. Certainly not a productive plate appearance.

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>>75043792
For me its Da Bears

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>>75043792

HE HITS DINGERS

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>>75043842
I miss him :'(

someone post the mariners get, maybe meme magic is just late ;_;

who's going out for dollar dog night and 6$ soda?

DP
P

Slow moving DP!

M's have a great fielding infield this year.

When Cano is the weakest fielder, you turn double plays like that.

>>75043864
I finally found a player I was willing to buy a jersey of. and then before I do he leaves. I still want a jersey though. do they still sell his? would it be dumb to buy one of a player who's not even in the league?

>>75043938
buy his KBO jersey

>>75043938
just get the jersey of a good retired player. griffey or edgar or some shit

>>75043945
I've never even seen a KBO game. I probably should watch some first. any idea how?

>>75043972
on the weekends the time is watchable, usually 11pm cst or 1am earliest games, you can find what channels the games are on here mykbostats.com and the channel on aqstream.com or if you have a korean vpn just use sports.naver.com

or if you wake up early on weekdays for work or something you can catch the end of some games

Seager SPEED

I've always wanted a Greg Halman jersey. Is it weird if I get it now?

>>75043972
>>75044003
sometimes games are streamed on chinese channels on live.qq.com but it's mostly npb and some cpbl

>>75043938
It's probably on sale at the Team Store right now since he no longer plays for the Mariners

What a waste, though.

If you're getting a jersey, get Griffey, Edgar, or Bone throwback.

>>75044026
do it

>>75043461
Can confirm; used to work at constellation field

>>75044026
nah, that's totally cool

you'd get major props from knowledgeable fans

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>>75044048
my next jersey purchase is gonna be a Buhner jersey.

he was my childhood hero.

>>75044003
I'll have to check it out

>>75043970
yeah griffey is cool and all. I remember when jr. came back but he wasn't even good anymore.

>>75044048
everyone has those jerseys. and I never was a huge fan of those guys

also everyone, what M's jersey design is the best to get?

all of these infield hits...

>>75043461
>>75044056
>tfw live right next to constellation field

>mike runs well

>>75044145
>also everyone, what M's jersey design is the best to get?
cream

when's the skeeters game meetup

LANCE can RUN!

>>75044196
Kek, make it happen and I'll try and come

>>75042910
Shelby posting mariner fan? fuck yes

rip

Fucking serious

That left field distance should be fucking banned

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STOP GIVING UP HOME RUNS FUCK

>only 2 hits
>both dingers to the same schmuck
>RISP every inning

Quintessential Mariners loss incoming

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D I N G E R S
I
N
G
E
R
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im just gonna watch and everything will be ok

based zman

STAY ON FIRST YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL

can someone tell springer he doesnt know how to run the bases?

M's bros, should I go to the court and get a workout in while it is still light out or sit and watch this RISP fest?

>>75044329
>tfw Altuve hits 30 hrs but 27 are solo shots because springer can't stay on base long enough to score

I'm glad that the Astros are winning at the same time that the >rags are losing, but these 1 run deficits are giving me ulcers

manlet rage at the end there

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>>75044375
Looks like someone took some baserunning tips from Nori

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>>75044444
dem digits

>>75044444

>this strike zone

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>>75044444
Check'd

>>75044344

why not

this strike zone is AIDS

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just get on base

>Robinson Cano in charge of hitting off Will Harris

>>75044565
I just put my gear on. Hopefully, the boys get it together while I'm gone

>>75044592
Have fun being an APEHOOP CASUAL LOL DUMMY

Beltran, my guy, I need you to get your act together please

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>>75043155
Wish. Fulfilled.>>75044293

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>>75041346
pilots logo looks like a near lawsuit level to the rivermen logo

Dallas Keuchel here, AMA

p.s. what did y'all think of last night?

>>75044680
i have your jersey

>>75044680
Hello Dallas. Why don't you just change your name to Kikel and clear up any confusion people may have?

>>75044686
Give it back please! I need it for my next start

>>75044680

is flacco elite?

>>75044717
its not your actual jersey you fucking idiot

>>75044701
I get a kind of sick satisfaction watching people struggle to pronounce my name. They stutter and trip while I laugh at them.
>"KUH-HOY-CHILL?"
and then I ground them out lol

>>75044719
No haha

>>75044747
Jokes on you, I stole your replica

>>75044774
i would never wear a kikel jersey

>>75044774
link this thead on your twitter bro :PPP

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>>75044774

can you please lose? I need my mariners to win

hit a fucking hr you cunt

Mariners can never catch a break against the 'Stros. Fuck me.

between the legs, seags

how many games will it take for us to score 3+?
i say 4

>>75044913
163

>All those trades and the team is still shit

Just build a basketball arena already...

>>75044913
5

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>this ump

I don't care how good he is defensively, I'm really not a fan of Leonys

>>75044938
if this year doesnt work they need to go full rebuild
anyone with less than 4 years needs to go

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FUCK OFF MARTIN RE

Is that 4 strikeouts for Leonys already? Holy fuck my dude

>>75045011
>I'm really not a fan of Leonys
i liked kmart more desu

>>75045023
>i liked kmart more desu
he was so bad though

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384
>billy wagner enters the arena

>>75045030
kek. i know we are only 2 games in but this offense is playing like dog shit. kmart/lind/dhl would come in and get a hit when ya needed it or at least thats what it feels like.

Leggo StroBros

>>75045097
Nah dude this offense is just underperforming to the -enth degree. They'll turn it around but I doubt the starting pitching is gonna hold up to see the benefits of a good offense

Altavilla is on roids

ZUNINO!!

>>75045134
>I doubt the starting pitching is gonna hold up to see the benefits of a good offense
ya

just another season of Ms baseball

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Its rally time

Dump mariners reaction pics so I can rebuild folder

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>>75045191
too late
ask for them next game

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>>75045191

okay

lets tie this up at the very least m's

DYSON

that's it, get it going boys

>JARE... EROD DYSON
fucking Simms'd it

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>>75045191
I have way too many, it would take hours to dump them all

D
Y
S
O
N

JER
ODD
DYSON

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we got some stuff going boys

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gg bros.

>swinging at garbage

BUILD
AN
ARENA

Jesus Christ what kind of AB was that?

>Mitch "what is a slider" Haniger

gg Stros, cya tomorrow

Well fuck

at least we scored a run today

gg

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not the best start

gg stros

GG

2-0 Stros

Nothing like starting the season out with divisional losses.

easiest pennant ever for houston desu

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/a/stros

GG my friends
See y'all tomorrow night