Sabathia vs. Odorizi
Last digit is the number of runs CC gives up in the first inning.
T H I C K
>>75041274
#RaysUp
>>75041296
oh baby
T H I C K
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>>75041296
Skankeeys BTFO
RAYS LINEUP
1. Steven Souza Jr. (R) RF
2. Kevin Kiermaier (L) CF
3. Evan Longoria (R) 3B
4. Rickie Weeks Jr. (R) 1B
5. Tim Beckham (R) SS
6. Brad Miller (L) 2B
7. Derek Norris (R) C
8. Daniel Robertson (R) DH
9. Peter Bourjos (R) LF
YANKEES
dude overpaid fags lmao
THICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-iKZF0gn3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCRFuMF4NTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSJWIo4iowk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgdTlFe3pt0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDyjJXuJgr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aLfhlQb4Oo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-lEAcprtY4
If last digit is 4, Yankees win
Tanaka is playing today?
thick.
>>75041342
>>75041343
Nope. He doesn't pitch again until the weekend.
T H I C K.
So is Sanchez officially a bust?
>>75041274
>2017
>still paying attention to the Yankees
>>75041430
yankee for life. fuck off my thread cubs fan
>>75041430
I'm gonna fucking murder you if you ever talk shit about MY Yankees ever again. Enjoy the game tho
>>75041418
The Yankees need to start rebuilding again. This lineup obviously isn't working.
Jesus Christ the Rays fan base is sad
>>75041430
Don't talk to me or my fellow Yankee fans again
>>75041441
They actually look pretty happy to me
nice play by Castro
>>75041441
Blame Snowbirds
>Beating the shift
What a fag. It's almost like he didn't want to ground out.
>Ellsbury
>Worth every penny
pick two
wew ellsbury
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
NYY 0 0 0 0
TB 0 0 1 0
what a play by the indian
Both of these teams need to be relocated in order to function. Rays will go to Montreal and Yankees will go to Oklahoma City.
>>75041505
Welp, that didn't work.
>>75041505
What's going on here?
>>75041522
The Rays need to move to Tampa
>mike do you think the yankees will go 0-162?
>>75041543
I would love to see a year where the Yankees are 60-102
ellsbury our worst FA signing ever?
>>75041322
I bet this cocksucker is wearing Bombston undies
>your daily reminder that both of these teams played in a World Series.
>>75041569
No, Matt Holliday
>>75041569
>he doesn't remember the years of giambi and kevin brown
>>75041583
there should be a thing where players are paid half their value if they played at fenway
Remember last season where we won a game vs Tampa with one hit l game.
PeePee Sabatshitia.
>CC is the ace again
It's 2009 all over again. Just give us the ring now
it's weird that this guy is right handed but pitches left
>>75041655
And we only have three established starters too
>>75041680
*two
Andy Pettitte pitched the 8th
Both of these teams would lose to the Red Sox.
>>75041686
>>75041688
Who?
>they took eovaldi
Any other injured trash we can dump on the Rays?
>>75041680
Yankees should sign Aaron Small again.
>>75041688
t. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
Tropicana is a disgrace, Florida really is the armpit of America
MANLET TIME!!
Judge just did a great Jeter impression with that swing
I want judge to be good if only for the memes dinger!
>>75041280
>>75041305
>>75041326
>>75041338
>>75041357
>>75041392
>>75041506
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ANON, AUHCAY, YOU MUST BE A FAGGOT NOT TO HIT THAT, AUHCAY.
>torreyes hits the first yankee hr
Going to be a meme year
>>75041744
The Trop was some hockey stadium before the Rays even existed
>>75041724
I'll take Ellsbury.
>>75041744
Then why do so many Yankeefags live down here?
BASED MANLET
>That height difference
fucking kek
KEK THE MANLET MASTER RACE
>>75041767
Moving to Florida is a baby boomer meme.
>>75041755
I've been thick posting for 3 seasons now. shall I,dare I say.. continue?
The best yankee shortstop since didi
>>75041767
apparently the smell of armpit is preferable to the smell of urine
The Trop is actually pretty nice, it's the team that's the problem. The city too. Bandwagon fucks except when it comes to hockey.
Rays fans rn
>>750417674
I'm not a yankee fan so idk, probably because they are just as scummy
>>75041782
You think Arod hit that for an interview?
>>75041793
>The Trop is actually pretty nice
If it's the only stadium you have even been to.
>>75041803
if he did I hope he sends me the picks one day if I ever meet him
Remember David Price? Remember when Joe Maddon existed?
>>75041833
there are no such thing as rays fans on 4chan.. stop roleplaying. this is a yankee thread
>>75041793
>The Trop is pretty nice
kek no.
Raysfag here. It's seriously a warehouse. I've been to PNC Park and Camden Yards and they easily shit all over the Trop. Though I live in Bradenton, the Trop's location is easy for me to get to. But I would rather have the team get a new stadium in Tampa if it means the long term of keeping the team in the area.
Gary Sanchez is a huge bust. Trade him away now.
>>75041793
No the stadium is absolutely atrocious. If the Rays got a new stadium and actually moved it to Tampa they would be fine.
>listening radio
>cukees have a female announcer
explain yourself jew york
Sanchez has made some good contact these past two games, and he hasn't really swung at bad pitches. He can snap out of this.
All right, lets see if Bird meets the Pope's expectations.
>>75041874
mama yankee has been on for years.. she's okay cause she barely talks
>>75041856
This is /TB/ general bud
>>75041874
lol, she might speak a combined 5 minutes in the game. She isn't even that bad, at least not compared to Mendoza
>>75041874
Susan is fine
>>75041880
Spring training is a huge jinx
they gonna be calling them the baby bombed outs if they keep King like this
Yankees getting blown away by 92mph fastballs
The Dodgers would beat both of these shit Arcade League teams.
>>75041901
pics of said susan?
BASED HIT
Ahah ahaha
>the shithole of Tropicana
FUCKING KEK. THANK YOU BASED WAREHOUSE
>people were unironically defending the trop a few posts ago
WTF?
>RAYS
LMAO
THIS IS FUCKING WHY WE DONT PLAY IN A DOME FUCK ST PETERSBURG
>bourjes
lmao
breh still talking losses
Relocate this team to Orlando and be done with it.
>there are Rays fans who think that there's nothing wrong with the Trop
Just relocate to fucking Oldsmar
Fuck this team I'll go be a Cubs fan now.
>Manlet no-doubter
>Holliday's """double"""
>Ellsbury's single
Is this the first meme inning of the season?
rays brah checking in
im okay with the blowout aslong as that faggot yankee catcher puts up donuts
>starlin
>in charge of not swinging at the first pitch
>>75041979
>>75041940
That was only one person or a really good rusemaster.
Nobody really likes the Trop.
>>75042010
>Starlin
>In charge of not swinging at pitches that break out of the zone
There fucking called TAMPA bay not fucking ST PETE
THEY PLAY IN A FUCKING OLD ASS HOCKEY STADIUM FOR FUCK SAKE
>>75042013
I like the Trop.
>>75042035
"no"
i missed you yankeefriends
just make it til the 6th inning CC
tybt
What do u think of the idea Francesa supports to make the pace of play better? Start with one ball and one strike
>>75042027
>OLD ASS HOCKEY STADIUM
Half-true. Tropicana Field was built back in 1986 by the city of St. Pete to woo a baseball team (in hopes of getting either the Giants or White Sox in the late 80s/early 90s). When neither team planned out, St. Pete had a giant empty stadium that was doing fuckall in their city, so it was a temporary home for the Tampa Bay Lightning until their permanent stadium was built.
>>75042075
Why can't we just leave things alone?
HOLY FUCK headley
>headley hitting and fielding
MVP?
As shit as Headley is offensively, the dude can field.
Until he starts making his throwing errors.
>>75042164
Watch him lose the game for you.
torreyes is ELITE
Jeter would have let that roll into center field where it belonged.
Is Torreyes, dare I say it, this year's MVP?
All this good defense
Jeter who? Didi who?
in retrospect I am glad we gave away montero.. I was head over heels for him but here we are with gary so whatever
>>75042253
Imagine what could've been.
>>75042256
>24 teams passed on mike trout
>yankees really wanted him
>only the angels wanted him
>>75042256
>>75042298
What happened to him? Did he bust.
BRAAAAAP
>>75042298
>The Yankees would've gotten Trout if they didn't sign Tex
Who was in the wrong here?
>>75042302
went to the mariners for michael peneda and after that i don't even fucking know
>>75042302
Yeah, don't you see Montero up there every year in MVP talks?
Why is Paulie so based?
pauly's the shit
How you doing guys? I'm excited for the season but I'm not getting my hopes to high.
Also, I lost all my Ferrario and Upton pics when my laptop sudoku'd, if anyone saved some pls post :)
>>75042465
I think we'll be decent this season, but it'll really depend on how often you have to drive home during games
>It's a cc has a 10 pitch at bat outing
GOT EM
>>75042476
I just did and nothing happened, maybe the curse is lifted?
How the hell is this fat old man still this good?
Is CC a big guy?
>>75042520
The curse must've died with the Cubs's curse
That was still a great play by Torreyes though
>when the ball bounces off the turf it picks up speed
That's not how physics works
good shit big CC
>>75041874
Sterling barely ever stops talking long enough for her to speak.
>inb4 Sanchez and Bird bust this inning
>>75042587
>and thEEeeeaEEEE pitch................strike
Davids cones autism rants have really grown on me
>>75042596
>that ball is high! that ball is far!... foul
>>75042531
If I cant jinx CC I cant jinx anyone
>>75042562
>he doesnt know about the Trop's infield springs
Gary got fucked there
I cant believe that I actually bought a sanshit jersey
>>75042658
from where? I want a bird jersey but it HAS TO be without his name showing on the back.. just the 33 only
B B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD
>>75042658
I remember when people went crazy and actually brought a Shelley Duncan jersey
>girardi drops ellsbury to fifth so he can groundout in key spots
Brilliant
>>75042658
Once I saw someone refer to him as "Sanchize" I knew he was doomed.
>>75042781
yankee bro's, answer the question:
machado
or
harper
??????????
>>75042860
Both
>>75042860
Give me another year to evaluate
>>75042860
Might change but right now machado
Harper has had one Great season
>>75042860
If Harper plays to his potential, him without a doubt. He has to prove himself this season for me to feel convinced that the Yankees should sign him though.
>>75042860
neither just give extensions to headley and ellsbury
>>75042860
Reminder that Harper pronounces meme "maymay"
>>75042860
machado and it isn't even up to debate
>CC
>Fielding
pick one
CC is too fat for that shit
>>75042976
Nice girl TY
>>75042993
I had some Jewish models I was going to post that'll blow his out of the water
solid night out of CC
>>75043041
>CC has a 0.00 ERA
>>75043017
Light eyes, dark hair master race
>>75043017
what did heebie kikeburger mean by this?
I intentionally grew my hair out after the world series and cut it yesterday because the yanks have a no long hair policy.. anyone know this feel?
>>75043061
If you're serious, that is taking things too far. I have a beard, my dude.
Why can't the Cubs develop a middle infielder that actually gets on base?
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>>75043052
>>75043052
I'm not Jew, but I can admit they are master race
Chase!
APOLOGIZE
>>75043075
i'm very superstitious, and i'm being very serious..
HEADLY
Headley is off to a much better start this year.
>>75042993
Thanks m8
Why is Odorizzi still employed?
Who is ready for big mike tomorrow?
>Gay jokes on YES
how long until they get fired?
how ddo I tell my girlfriend i have a waifu and watch anime?
>>75043159
I've missed these threads when autismo pitches
>>75043169
Date 2d women
can you imagine being a rays fan??
Headley is elite
>>75043167
Just fire Kay
>>75043178
Dude has an entire posse to fuel his autism
Bird has put up some pretty good defense
>headly atoning for that homer with a shit throw
>Rickie Weeks still exists
>>75043229
no, faggot
>>75043258
Stay mad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTBGyBl4V98
>>75043288
pure mikekino
Last 3 digits of this post will be how far Sanchino hits this next ball.
birdy will get a hit, screencap this shit
Has anyone here read Pinstripe Empire? I'm reading it now. Good Yankees shit in there.
>>75043408
>>75043430
I only read riveraveblues.. before that it was nomaas
>tipping your cap after that
>>75043430
I've read the Yankee Years and the A-Rod autobiography. Which is gold because it shows you how ARod is exactly as you expect
>>75043467
Pinstripe Empire is a book, not a website. It's the entire history of the Yankees up until 2011.
>>75043483
>A-Rod autobiography
I didn't even know this existed. I'll definitely check that out. For the memes at the very least.
>>75043288
Why are his fans called Mango nation?
>>75043487
nvm then.. my only books are political shit and i'm not going to ruin a sports thread with politics
>>75043505
Written by Selena Roberts.
He's a big manchild. Has a thing for older women because he wants a mommy figure in his life
You think if I went to a bar in Williamsburg and make out with some guys, I'd get free beer?
>>75043539
i don't live in nyc so fuck off. and btw most yankee fans don't live in nyc
>>75043519
I just got a Ben Shapiro book that I'm gonna start reading when I'm done with Pinstripe Empire.
>>75043530
>Has a thing for older women because he wants a mommy figure in his life
literally /ourguy/
kek at Judge moving away from ells
>>75043539
Sure, just don't do more than three though
>warren is trash with cubs, elite with yankees
>layne is trash everywhere, elite with yankees
>clippard trash with dbavks, elite wit yankees
Forget starting pitching, all pitchers should be relievers
>>75043562
>Ellsbury
>Elite
pick two
>>75043568
What Shapiro book?
I like him, but he needs to calm down with the "muh Israel" shit. He called Rand Paul an antisemite because he didn't support Israel
>>75043723
The people vs. Barrack Obama. I plan on reading Bullies sometime soon too
>headley hits against the shift
Going to be a good year
>>75043638
get fucked
Fuck your shifts Headley is elite
>Betances is up
Welp, good game Rays, enjoy the win!
What kind of roids is Headley on right now?
>>75043797
t. mo'Lester
HEADLEY IS DEADLY
>>75043797
Hey mo, shouldn't you be in the Cubs gamethread right now?
>Betances coming in for a 5 run lead
This overuse is exactly why he'll be shit in September.
Looks like the first win of the season boys
I'll look for a new girl to girlpost with this season, but in the meantime, heres you know who with some hair on her head.
>>75043900
She's a lot better with hair if we're gonna be desu here
>>75043900
where in mexio are you from
>>75043915
I dont like her much with long hair. Doesnt have the exotic taste.
gg rays, betances is here to hand over the lead
>beating up on a terrible Rasys team
God the Cuckees are such a fucking pathetic franchise.
Like the bullies who pick on the special needs kid. You guys all need to get your asses kicked tbqh with you Joe.
>it's a betances has no control episode
>>75044044
we should not be using betty like that, i hope this is just to get him in real season rythm
>>75043999
le yucatan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulwbtiOcnF8
>>75044072
>Beating up on the Rays
Don't worry, that'll change very soon. Betances is in.
>>75044090
>letting the sped kid turn the tables on you
kek
KEK
It's incredible how little Betances's windup looks in real life compared to MLB The Show. It's like they didn't even try.
>it's a dellin meltdown inning
>>75044089
>split ends
She is wearing a wig
>Betances is already in September form.
FUCK
Betty pls
>>75044135
she cut off her hair to raise support for a disease
>>75044163
Picking up where he left off
>>75044072
How many rings do you fags have again?
Betances being this terrible is literally all Girardi's fault, you can't even debate this.
>>75044213
I guess Levine's comments about him were a stealthy way of saving the team from him in the future.
>>75044211
More this century than you fags have tbqh with you Joe :^)
Is Jerry Layne related to Tommy Layne?
Would there be an conflict of interest?
>0.2 innings
>17 pitches
wew
>load the bases against Buttances
>score 0 runs
frigging rasys
>>75044233
Only 19 to go
I fucking hate Rays games because of how inactive the gamethreads are. Why does this fanless franchise have to be in our division?
They need to let Meredith go. She isn't hot anymore.
>>75044337
I still remember the dodgers gamethreads from some years back, those were the best
>Chapman
What the fuck Girardi? As if Maddon didn't overuse him enough in the World Series.
>>75044337
Their one fan is in jail
>>75044337
I don't know but I agree. Fucking Cuckees fanbase is so fucking dead and boring, that these threads are dominated by neutrals.
It's sad really.
>>75044368
Why the fuck would you EVER turn yourself in like that?!?!?! What a dumbass. I still can'r believe he did that.
>>75044361
It feels like just yesterday when leafs were constantly invading our threads. I needed chemo every time I got on a gamethread
>>75044368
>tfw I'm now actually missing Lex
>>75044392
>we may finally go back to pre-july 31st 2015 gamethreads
sanche is cursed
>>75044392
god bless the indians
>>75044405
>I'm now actually missing Lex
Fuck Lex, he was shit.
LeXplorer was a weirdo too but I could understand him but fuck Lex
>>75044434
I meant Lexplorer, but yeah, I agree with your sentiment.
where's the Chapman pasta?
>>75044405
>missing someone from the Internet that you have never met
Do you think Sanchez's hand hurts?
>>75044562
Did anyone forget that he CHOKED his girlfriend then fired eight shots from a GUN?
Rather than giving this guy millions of dollars to throw a ball he should be in jail like the psychopath he is. I've been a Yankee fan my whole life but I'm very disappointed to see them acquire him. There are things bigger than the game and I cannot root for the Yankees if they condone this.
The Dodgers made a smart and ethical decision in passing him up. It hurts me to do, but I have thrown out all my Yankee gear and decided to become a Red Sox or Mets fan (whichever one does better this year)
hahah holy fucking shit. gg gays. YANKEES WIN... THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!
Yankees winnnnnn
kek
what a way to end it
1st of 161
>mike do you think the yankees can go 81-81
Later guys
So after two games its safe to say that C.C. will win the cy young and gary is a bust
>>75042333
2 different 50 game suspensions
1 for biogenesis
the other for actually testing positive