Best missed chances you've seen?

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>watching non-European soccer
>Americans who watch soccer at all

>>75041163
nice pass
too bad goalie took a chance on going right and he was right

>>75041186
Ö

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my favourite >torres moment

>implying you can do worse than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv1QLEHeCMk

After this miss Vasco got relegated 2 times and made the most hated team in Brazil win their only libertadores

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlPiqguM_20

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>>75041345
MA COME?

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Reminder that Éderson - who'll be sold to Man City for 36M€ - touches the ball

>>75041163
Small feint and keep running was the right move here.

>>75041387
that is genuinely the funniest I've seen in awhile

>>75041577
Why on earth would you have your defense so high up the field so soon on the 2nd half?

Some two-legged playoff? I want to believe br football isn't insane

>>75041293
>torres

the defender did do something there at least, unlike this classic, probably the definitive miss of his Chelsea career

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ4emd55Fp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjYKSyui1jI

the GOAT

>>75041630
it was from a foul.

here you can see the full play >>75041383

>>75041650
>only having 1 men behind the fk spot at that point
>on Libertadores
That's insane. Anyhow, Alessandro was fkn stupid

I also need to say your coaches will never GOAT up if you remain having so many matches per week. It's just impossible to have a solid XI.

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>>75041737
>Some two-legged playoff? I want to believe br football isn't insane

Obviously.

>>75041737
>if you remain having so many matches per week

EPLEL has more matches ratio than Brasileirão 2bh.

>>75041635
Genuinely awful, I really don't understand how he did all that to end up so horrific a finish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1DTN29Nw0Q
Heres a classic

>>75041345
nice right foot you got there dzeko

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBxsp3-mu7M

just look up Chris Wondolowski highlights

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>>75041867
jesus this is even better with sound

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>>75041635

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>>75041906
/thread

>>75042026
>ywn have a stadium full of people laughing at you

feels good tBh

>>75041345
I remember a miss from Kanu at Arsenal that was worse. Very similar to that but he shot over the bar, it was insane.

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>>75041906
Thanks Argentina...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIa8UZ1S7yM

THAT mistimed slide tackle by busquets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkUhWnKrwKI

>>75042088
Found it.
Not playing for arsenal though, which would make it funnier.
2:10
https://youtu.be/LK9lDxIKp1A

https://youtu.be/PhClmBWrDG8?t=25m25s

Copa America 2004 Semifinal

>>75042230

Shit don't know why starts at 25:41 should start at 25:25

>>75041985
Put some respeck on Wondo's name.

>>75042230
holy shit never seen this before

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>>75041163

>>75042230
I just spit at my screen in disbelief

https://youtu.be/1zUr0I-QuUQ

>>75042445
>that would not have counted
(he was onside, but the flag was up)

>>75042378
>>75042318

The guy lost his leg in a car crash two years later, the joke around here was that he would've scored with the wooden leg

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>>75042104
>rhythmic slapping sounds

>>75042494
who is it? i remember him but not the name

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>>75042524

Based dario silva

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>>75042494

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4pP9rd_pOA

pretty much everything from Cavani

>>75042104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHGt8prWt_A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KA0IJeatY4

>>75042702
>Dat Larry David

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>>75042664
jesus christ

>>75041648
>the Dutch
;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqascZXfqGg
This one literally became the golden standard for missed chances in Brazilian football. Nowadays, we rate missed gols in the Deivid scale of chances missed. No, really, even TV pundits do it.

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>best missed chances
>practically all brazillian football clips

>>75043424
The most relevant football.

>>75042353
This

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>>75043424

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>>75043424
>south americans posting south american football
WOAH! Really boggles my mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBMitdUoSvA
The general standard of scottish football

>>75042105
Holy fucking Christ. It can't possibly get any worse than this.

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>>75043424
Europeans are asleep

>best missed chances thread
>no Postiga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBeixjBhDUA

>>75043424
>>75043582
heres one, on the house...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zUr0I-QuUQ

>>75043912
it was posted like 10 times already
it was also called offside

I'm surprised that no one posted this yet. Unfortunately I couldn't find a video in which the quality wasn't absolute shit, but enjoy Jonas - yep, the Benfica one - at his prime for Gremio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TICAr0V2XgY

Those chances from Higuain and Messi against Germany, not the easiest ones but boy they were meaningful

It's not that funny because they won anyways, but oh well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msv6VxkO6gc

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>>75044303
>Jonas

>>75043372
That is incredible. Holy fuck.

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>>75042026
This picture is beautiful. Its better than any piece of art made in years. It shows the highs, the lows, the failure, the despair, the joy. It shows every emotional aspect of football.

>>75041577
>>75041383
Delete this

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sorry to americanize this thread but this immediately what I thought of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVmYsOEeHm4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef20Wnzxpio

>>75041648
Maybe my favourite save of all time, even though Casillas probably doesn't know too much about it.

>>75041163
>when you max out on pace and leave everything on 0

>>75042626

Just

This bitch ass nigga from Serbia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN1MkVfXeao
And this dumb cunt from Greece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5lSbgHUnPI

>nobody posting higuain

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>>75047852

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this is the worst ever

https://youtu.be/chAXXlwB7vE

>>75047893
as a non argentine it hurts to watch, I can't image what it's like for you pablo

>>75042445
>Windows

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>>75042230
do you remember this one? uruguay vs senegal world cup 2002, the winner qualified to the round of 16, game was 3-3 at min. 91 and happens this
>>75047919
therapy works

>>75041648
the buildup to this really summarizes the game, header to somewhere, kick in the air, failed passes and another header.. all it's missing is a failed tackle

>>75041963
best league in the world la

>>75041383
Why are corinthians so hated?

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>>75041648
PIQUÉ

so klose yet so far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6BhyMUHTNg

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SqascZXfqGg
This guy was GOAT on missing goals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAGKcC0Xs3I

*proceeds to rape the portuguese league*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4diaHgt5_CQ

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>>75048453
Massive refball and corruption. They are the Atletico Nacional of our country, but while Nacional have Narcos money, Corinthians steals from the state.

This is our last president, who financed the costruction of their stadium.

>>75048490
thanks mane galinha

>>75048487
>Herrera

/thread.

>>75048490
Don't forget the criminal fans

>>75048513
Yes, I forgot. They killed a bolivian boy like 3 years ago DURING A MATCH.

>>75047893
>Tfw all the Italians on /sp/ have to defend Higuain's massive chokes now
Kek

Messi at the 2014 WC, sad!

>>75047912
What an absolute melon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqkShPKgAbw

>>75048594
>>75047912
DELET DIS
HE WAS A GOOD BOY WHO WATCHED HIS MUM DIE IN FRONT OF HIM
HE DINDU NUFFIN
REEEEEEEEEE

>>75048490
>corruption
Only butthurt because Corinthians got a stadium and antis cannot mock Corinthians with "stadiumless team" joke anymore

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>>75044303
I forgive him. All of our GOAT players are eventually eaten by the sharks, Jonas can't be

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>>75048490
Did Lula benefit São Paulo over other areas? I'd assume he wouldn't

>>75042026
>these are 10/10s in manchester

>>75041630
????? this was a corner you dum dum

>>75047959
Stupidest goalie in the world

>>75041648
>Robben
baka

he should know you can't cut inside if you're already inside

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This was so insane, I made a webm on the same evening

>>75041163
UEFA EURO 2012
Semifinals Spain-Germany
Pedro at the last minutes fail

SUAREZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34k-LAvF9XA

>>75049887
germany played against italy in the euro2012 semis finals and lost 2:1

>>75048690
He didn't, if anything SP hates him

>>75050065
I'm sorry, it was at world cup 2010. Pedro had fail at 82' minute

>>75041725
we might have a winner

>>75047900
fuuuuuuuuuck

>>75049786
fucking bad too

this guy is fucking bad

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/video/2016/nov/22/fk-lokomotiv-djuricic-serbian-open-goal-video

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>>75041345
>NESSUNO COME LUI

>>75048618
Witness to the death of his mum or not, it's an awful miss. He had an open goal, with the nearest defender wide and behind him. Could have walked it in.

callejon clips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOoILM4wT4c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdpJGeaNVaE

>>75041345
lol @ number 10 of the other team who can't believe it either.

This has to be the biggest fucking miss I've seen. It was in a derby and he was their star player. He later said that he missed because he wanted to finish with a rabona.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AfoVUmk4Dg

>>75041345
DELET

>>75042026
if you take all the hair of people of manchester you can barely make a paint brush

>>75041345
NON E VERO

>>75053696
the second one is amazing, but the first isn't really his fault, the ball just kind of bounced on his foot.

>>75041869
that's his left you fucking retard.

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>>75041293

>>75058012
that video really has everything

>>75058012
oh no.

>>75058012
Fabbiani, the meme that keeps giving

>>75048490
t. Sao Paulo supporter

>>75041163
tbf that was an insane save from the gk

>>75041462
>Horizontal stripes
They're being ironic right?

great thread 10/10 more entertaining than actual goals

>>75042318
>holy
>>75043667
>Holy
fucking americlaps

>>75048534
shut up, phoneposter

Ballotelli in that MLS exhibition match. He got benched afterwards.

>>75041345
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ34ZXXfgg4

>>75041186
>watching european footbal


for what purpose, it's always the same teams winning things.

>>75042230
don't even need to watch I already know, I was so fucking mad.

>>75058163
underrated

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>Cavani

>>75064366
wow in one game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ8k91KwBpg

>>75042626
man, Thurn und Taxis was a much more calm commentator back then

>>75041163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrFtiJf2sKs

mfw costa scores right after that

>>75064426
Oh lawd

>>75064519
that's not football

>>75064368
a ylyl thread appears

>>75064519
Just another play in women's soccer

This thread is the ultimate cock tease.

>>75064368
Lol benzema is like wtf r u guys doing

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Do inverted missed chances count?

>>75048490

oh c'mon. For decades Corinthians was kind of the underdog of the 4 biggest teams in Sao Paulo. They were mocked because they had the least amount of expressive titles of them, while somehow being the 2nd most popular team in the country.

Refball kek, 2013 libertadores against boca, enough said, and corruption boils down to that fucking 9-fingers thief, together with constructors and politicians, using the club as a scapegoat to rob the fuck out of everyone, as now the club has gigantic debt and a half finished staduim. They pulled that shit country wide, destroying classic stadiums like Maracanã and Mané Garrincha, and construced gigantic stadiums in places that barely have teams to play on them.

>>75064623
>song for a 6 second video
wait.. does vine still exist?

>>75065436
LOL

>>75064368
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>75041462
kek i remember that match
>ruish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7iSGhwz9ns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q153_ej-fHU the worst in bundes history

>>75041345
i just want to also point out that that font is disgusting, it makes his name look like džeho

>>75065393
Only if goals arouse you

Chile - Brazil 2014 WC, 1-1 tie, minute 119, it could have been Chile's best match ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS8fz2A1BrM

>>75042664
Werent these jokers all fucking offside anyway

>>75066503
This game was one of the worst games that i saw in a World Cup

DAYUM SHAME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAOg8rmkpqs

>>75041163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJlhm3Vhchs

>>75047900
HOW?

>>75041345
NON E VERO! NON E VERO!

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>>75058012
>Fat Fuck Fabbiani

>still plays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9oM_ckL6cM

>>75058012
the reaction of the coach gets me every time

>>75041867
la remise de Cavani! Elle est mauvaise.....

>>75041648
Everyone here in Netherlands was talking about how Netherlands was the second best team in the cup, except for Spain, way before the tournament started.

>face spain in final
>get outplayed
>your best player gets a chance to win the game undeserved
>miss

Well, let's just hope we'll have a good team in 15 years again, cause the current generation sucks.

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>>75058584
fuck this shit

>>75064310
this, fambaly.
i really want to get into soccer, but rooting for a favorite is niggershit and rooting for anyone outside the top 6 is a waste of energy.
fix your spert, bryuhs.
at least i have pulisic to follow.
>blimey niggers mad

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>>75041163
Van Vossen - DeadCo FC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DEkKs_dj2I

>>75042088
>>75042165
Before everyone started taking meme free kicks, I copied Kanu's style of kicking the ball, suddenly I was able to hit the ball straight and low at incredible lengths. I could take free from deep inside my own half and hit it straight at the goal, often a couple of feet over the bar.

It was hit and hope, that is what I call Ronaldo or Bale now, Hit and Hope Merchants, but I learned the technique by accident back when Kanu was playing for Arsenal.

>>75043372
He was literally walking into the net...Jesus Christ.

>>75041867
JUST sort my shit out senpai

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>>75041906
>>75042104
i am not accustomed to this feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzIsY-fuLbQ

>>75041985
EYE

>>75042062
>ywn have more than 50 people care about anything you do
honestly, kinda sucks m9.

>>75042230
how does this even happen? i never played past age 7; i need an answer.

>>75047119
>sorry
you really have to go back

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>>75041163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6q--44SODg

This one is the funniest one I'(ve seen this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aDFoY0SZ2w

https://youtu.be/85M5hF_9vR0?t=3m40s

Fucking Cavani