ABU bunker thread

You're obsession is genuinely pathetic.

>we

what a lunatic you are

>>75039213

Why do we need a bunker? We just beat Everton 1-1

>le obssesed slav

I don't know what to say. The lack of runners in this team is atrocious. Every time Modric or Kroos get on the ball for Madrid, they have 3 or 4 players making runs, whereas we only seem to have 1 or at most 2. Also, could someone teach this lot how to head on target?

Still think we will come good next season, but our attacking threat has been beyond a joke in the second half of the season. We need someone who can be clinical and composed in front of goal, the only one who i would say fits this criteria is Zlatan, but even he's been quite sloppy recently.

Well at least we scored, it wasn't pretty but I will take a draw over a loss any day. Looks like Europa League will be our best way into the Champions League next season.

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nth for traps

based slovak

>>75039213
What part of manchester are you from pham?

If mou doesn't get 4th and loses the europa league will he get sacked?

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>Manchester Poonited

>betanon

>>75039213
>slav is unironically biggest United fan on /spee/

>>75039302
Agree about making runs, though heading isn't as much of a problem as shitty crosses.

>>75039302
It's obvious Modric and Kroos don't have the individual quality Pogba does, so it HAS to be a mental problem. Or worse, just bad tactics on Mou's part. I for one firmly believe that appropriate reiforcements will solve these problems, the board simply can't hold back on transfer budget during summer.

>>75039305
kys

I wish williams wouldn't have done that

zlatan was shit, shaw scoring with a botched shot on his right foot at 94' and the following celebrations would be hilarious

>>75039302
On the positive side I have big faith in Mourinho being able to win the EL. He may be drawing too much but it doesn't matter in a knock out bout.

>>75039414
íslendingar eru nógu fámennir nú þegar

Top 4 hopes were 100% dead at the weekend. Just happy we didn't lose :)

The difference is night and day, this team is actually depressing to watch.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FjUz0RdqpcU

>>75039302
>we

>>75039455
Yeah I'm pretty confident too, but lets not celebrate before it's done. Lyon or Celta Vigo will be extra motivated against a football giant like United

>Bet Anon

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>still ahead of L'Arse & Neverton

Suck it!

>Rashford constantly running into defenders and losing the ball
>All our best chances kept falling to Fellaini
>Ibra doing fuck all and then scoring an undeserved goal as per usual
>Lingard trying his hardest but can't help the fact that he's just shit
>Pogba hitting 40 yard passes to the Everton keeper constantly

Fucking kill me.

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Watch this and cheer up lads. Rooney will be back soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn2D7-nezwY

>>75039569
Is this how deep we've fallen? Being content with retaining 5th place? It's either a title or a title challenge for United, nothing else should be accepted. I'm mostly looking forward to the transfer market window at this point, the squad as it is simply isn't enough

Ibra & Fellaini don't move, just stand there as everyone else hoofs balls to them.

If Ibra was good then PSG would have offered him a new contract

If Mourinho was so good then Chelsea wouldn't have sacked him.

But those two clubs know what they're doing. And these flops are our saviours?

Im sick of it, everyone at this club is clueless

>>75039655
>I'm mostly looking forward to the transfer market window at this point, the squad as it is simply isn't enough

We've been saying this for the last few seasons and every summer we sign 3-4 players, we're all happy with the team and then we finish outside of the top 4 and the cycle continues.

>>75039682
>If Ibra was good then PSG would have offered him a new contract
They did though m8. He just wanted a change.

>>75039682
>But those two clubs know what they're doing.
PSG won the league at this point last year with Ibra. Now they are second, and raped in CL harder than ever.

Theatre of draws

>>75039682
Ibrahimovic, despite his age, is still one of the three best strikers in the world. Pogba was the single most sought-after player when we got him, and again he's easily one of the three best midfielders in the world. Mourinho is the second GOAT in history of football, only behind Fergie.
It just baffles me how this elite quality doesn't translate to performances on the pitch. Something is off.

>>75039845
you have to be more subtle if you wanna fool anyone

>>75039785
But they're not struggling to come 6th are they.

This club is a joke we should have never got rid of Van Gaal.

Pogba's alright but Juventus played us for mugs, there's always a reason a player is transferred

>>75039744
The players we've signed previously were mostly bad choices, the recent ones were by far the best players of Serie A, Ligue 1 and Bundesliga respectively. Plus Bailly.
One more transfer window like this and I believe we can compete for the title

>>75039853
Prove me wrong then, don't think anything stated in the post you're quoting is arguable even
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3EmG8kzuww

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>>75039655
>I'm mostly looking forward to the transfer market window at this point, the squad as it is simply isn't enough

Throwing stupid money at the problem hasn't worked for four seasons, but it'll surely work this time!

>>75039949
See --> >>75039891

>>75039949
We'll probably spunk a load on Greizmann who should have been identified as a top talent while he was at Real Soceidad, he'll score a few in the first few games then back to the usual like tonight's performance

>>75039856
>But they're not struggling to come 6th are they.
Neither is United now, they are comfortably 5th and mathematically with a great chance of top 4.

>Van Gaal
He lacked what it takes to take the club to the next level. Players like Pogba or Ibra would never come to United with a manager like that and they would be depended on getting players other clubs don't want instead of buying whoever they want. MAYBE, he could build up something with the academy players but that's a big fucking maybe.

> there's always a reason a player is transferred
Crazy amount of money. They didn't want to sell.

Couple shitty performances at a time when it doesn't even matter don't say much, United got a pretty solid foundation to improve on next season. Watch closer to how they play, it's shitty in build up but they never look like losing and most of problems they had were created by them instead of opposition teams, so there isn't that much more to do.

>who should have been identified as a top talent while he was at Real Soceidad
Now that's a bigger problem, the scouting went to shit after Fergie. Didn't "slap a bitch" Moyes fire them all?

This guy has turned into Reddit at this point. Sad!

>>75040028
you're replying to awful bait lad

United's off the ball movement is so so bad this season. Mkhy and Rashford are probably the best in that regard, but unfortunately they're shit on the ball

Mata should be the first name on the teamsheet when he's fit desu

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>>75040028
>They didn't want to sell

Sunderland v Utd next.
I can feel the Moyes.

>>75040028
Watch us last season against Everton in the FA cup, Van Gaal was doing things with this team that I liked. Fosu Mensah at Right Back, Rooney CM, a front 3 of Martial, Rashford and Lingard.

Our attack consisted of speedy wing play with the full back doubling up with the winger to create space. Fast forward to the first match of the season and its all been undone...

Im fuming tonight this clubs gone backwards you know something's wrond when OT is booing they're team

>>75040000
>who should have been identified as a top talent while he was at Real Soceidad
'No'. Greizmann was used as a wide forward for the majority of his time at Soceidad. It's thanks to Simeone keeping him central and installing a crazy work-ethnic that everyone wants to buy him now.

>>75040133
he was still amazing at real sociedad from the first moment he got into the team, he didn't turn into an overnight sensation upon joining atletico

>>75040125
BOOOOOney

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>>75040133
Can he save ManU, Anon?

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>>75040125
>speedy wing play
>full back doubling up with the winger to create space
What's Mou's plan these days? I don't recognize any identifiable qualities in our build-up play, or general approach. Even our defence doesn't seem very solid considering Mou used to be a master of that

>>75040125
And what was the result in the end after two years? One FA cup against a side flirting with relegation every season.

Also Everton from last season is no where comparable to this one. Perspective, man. They played with a clustferfuck of a team full of recovering or tired players against a team that still has everything to play for and needs to prove themselves after a lost derby, let in a howler and had a legit goal ruled out. Not great by any means but no reason to go into panic mode either.

The season is over for them since end of last year, all that's left is winning EL and reinforcing for the next.

>>75040133
What we need is Someone on the right, we should have gone for a Lucas Moura or even Gareth Bale

Knew it would happen without Mata, unfortunately they were awarded that penalty in the end
*dabs*

>all the money in the world
>3 different managers
>still incredibly underwhelming

>>75040168
I'm not saying he wasn't good I'm saying he got turned into a VERY different kind of player.

>>75040185
>still comparing ghetto leagues with La Liga

>>75040251
We play faster now. Van Gaal used to get critcized for playing backwards and slowly but looking back we were more clinical and studied then

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>>75040260
17/18

------Griez---Rashford--------
Martial-----------------Bale-----
--------Pogba---Kroos--------

>>75040258
Arsene Wengers been living off FA cup wins his whole career lol

>>75040260
Perez wanks off to Bale's Spanish lessions. I don't know why anyone thought he'd be allowed to leave.

>>75039319
Highly unlikely.

>>75040328
Is yours gold, kid?

I'm sick of football, what's a sport that is
>entertaining
>easy to stream [spoiler]illegally[/spoiler]
>not overhyped yank tosh
>not cricket

>>75040348
Yeah he's still living off that too

>>75040328
Doubt the United brand could afford the transition to hipster club like Arsenil or Liverpool, hence they spend crazy to get back to winning.

>>75039302
>stealing posts from fucking leddit
SAD

>>75040352
POO

>>75040352
Rugby League

>>75040352
tennis m8. goat sport

>>75040372
and how did you know it was from reddit mate?

>>75040385
>https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/63gy46/post_match_thread_manchester_utd_1_1_everton/dftzvls/

>>75040352
Im off to watch the rest of Wrestlemania.

Guess 1-1 isn't a terrible result...

>>75040357
Sorry? It's a yes or no answer you inbred.

Let me ask again:Is yours gold?

>>75040395
but dana white said all wrasslin was fake and rigged

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>>75040279
Yeah, you're right.
Also a suggestion while we're at it, if I may - most of you guys probably haven't heard of this guy Aspas, but how about we get as him Griez's backup? Looks like great PL material

>>75040411
Still gonna enjoy it don't ruin it for me

>>75040407
a bit rich coming from the club that gave us
>13 YEARS NO LEAGUE TITLE, I'M SICK OF IT ROBBIE

>>75040416
Aspas is basically one season wonder while Greaseman was on the best players for 3 years now.

>>75040449
aspas was good before liverpool ruined him

>>75040469
On the way to become good.

>>75040260
What is wrong with Mkhitaryan on the right?

>>75040431
>>75040431
I know English isn't your strong suit Pajeet so I will do this nice and slow

Is
Yours
Gold
?

>united spend trillions of more shekels in the years to come
>Mouyes does a shit job
>Gets sacked
>Other managers smart up to how toxic a job being the united manager is
>Years of missing out on top four in addition to being out tactic'd in europa lead to massive debt
>The united brand stops being valuable
>Tfw they can't sell noodles to chinks or motor oil to pajeet

Feels like the right timeline la

>>75040512
Why yes, Mohammed, I support Preston North End

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>it says here on your resume that your club hasn't gone a league season unbeaten and won a gold trophy. Care you explain yourself?

How the FUCK do you respond?

>>75040395

The 2nd half was dogshit.

Watch Brock/Goldberg and skip the rest. The last half an hour is legitimately depressing viewing.

>>75040552
>Country full of inferior shitskins that need to be whipped in hopes they learn shitting in public is wrong
>Calling anyone else brown
Pick 1

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>>75040449
Correct. Honestly I can't think of one player except Messi or Ronaldo who had better 15/16 season

Rashford needs dropping to the bench, haven't seen him put in a good performance in a while.

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>>75040582

>>75040625
no one cares paki

Why do so many people like a sport where you play with your feet like monkeys?

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>>75040525
>STILL being this salty we're the biggest and richest club in the world
It's not going to go away lad

>>75040509
Mkhi likes to drift off to the left. I like him I think he's Kagawa 2.0 but actually good lol

>>75040614
>comparing Greaseman with a guy who played 1/3rd of the time
Also what do these other ghetto league players do there?

>>75040625
And replace him with who, Martial?

DELETE THREAD

>>75040747
>And replace him with who, Martial?

Yes.

>>75040653
I think he is a lot better than Kagawa at the physical stuff (endurance, tackling, not getting shoved off the ball) but Kagawa is smarter.
Mkhitaryan will just dribble into a wall sometimes.

>>75040785
Well, wouldn't be too bad but I doubt it'd make much of a difference. Besides, Rashford is working a lot for the team and his runs are pretty decent too. He only sucks when it comes to making something out of it.

>>75040819
Yeah Kagawa got swamped in the PL it was too much for him

Good posts from Germany desu, hope to see more soon

>>75040850
Kagawa isn't doing very well in Germany either tbqhwyfam

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>>75040747
I mean, I COULD compare him to the best performers of La Liga, but then the thought of spending a hundred million on him doesn't excite me as much. So lets not

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>>75040760
Not a single ABU here though, haven't you noticed? Only well-informed, honest and polite posts. Personally enjoying these accurate tactical observations by Germany the most

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>STILL 5TH

>>75040886
>spending a hundred million on him doesn't excite me as much
Given that everybody else in the list would cost at least twice as much, it's just the reality of the market.

Besides, Greaseman doesn't play in a team built around attacking or dominating the play.

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>>75040975
>two trophies
>about to win the EL
>won the transfer window
>20 matches unbeaten run
SEETHING

>>75040877
He was almost perfect as CM last season until Tuchel changed to a 3atb and dropped him.
This season he hasn't played as much for various reasons but was good whenever he did.
Physicality was not one of them.
Still, he could leave for more playing time.

>>75040378
Good lad

>>75041001
>win the EL
I'd be very surprised to see them get past Anderlecht at this moment

>>75039413
>It's obvious Modric and Kroos don't have the individual quality Pogba does
KEK. The only thing pogba has over any of them is dabbing and goofy haircuts. Not even being funny or memeing, that's literally the only way he stands out over those two.
>Who do we need to sign to sort out this mess
Ah yes, just sign everyone, when has that tactic ever failed?
>against a football giant like United
Most teams would literally be more intimidated against West Brom
>how about we get Aspas as Griez's backup? Looks like great PL material.
>he unironically believes Iago Aspas would go from living in a beautiful city, in a beautiful country, playing well in a superior league to move to fucking Manchester, England and play for an inferior team

Im literally at a loss for words. The utter fantasy and delusion this fanbase lives in makes Liverpool fans look pessimistic.

Why don't United just buy some big lads at the back to hoof it to Fellaini and Ibrahimovic?

>>75041077
well done, you got baited

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>>75040992
Once again, can't argue with this. If Griezmann keeps up the performances he mesmerized the world with (vs Las Palmas, Granada in 15/16 or vs Eibar, Malaga and Gijon this season) he can easily become a respectable successor to Ibra after transfering to PL and adjusting.
Look, their dribbling is almost identical now and Griezmann has still half a decade to improve, considering how young he is

>mouyes

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Can we just skip the foreplay and hire this guy already? Mourinho is past it and if Poch has any ambition, he'd leave Spurs and come to us. The guy is the fucking future United manager anyway, so let's stop waiting 3-4 years so he can make one of our rivals stronger and get him now.

>>75041001

>Drawn more games than any other team this season.

You're actually proud of this?

>>75041077
Based on his skill alone, Pogba is pretty much a complete footballer. His main problem right now is his lacking consistency and the fact that, at times, he wants to do too many things at once, which makes his game wild and unpredictable even for his team mates.
I also agree with the Slovakian poster that Mou still hasn't found out how to utilize Pogba "correctly" in his playing system.

>>75039305
WHO

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>>75041077
Modric and Kroos are passbabbies, and Pogba towers over them even at that with his supeior long range. His physical presence alone intimidates the opponents, have you seen Everton react to him being subbed on tonight? They dropped 10 feet back defensively, Fear Factor like that is absolutely unique. Not to mention his shooting, dribbling or willingness to cover every blade of grass on the pitch.
>just sign everyone
Not everyone, only three or four more world class players to complete Mou's vision. Then you'll see what United are all about
>West Brom
Joke of a team, cowards. Pinned down in their box for 90 minutes by ManU and refusing to play football. Just proves how shaken they were by the prospect of facing The Red Devils

>>75041200
I'm a different german anon btw.

What is the problem this Slovakian guy has with Pogba? Did he buy a Pogba shirt a day before he transferred to United?

>>75041200

I don't get why people are saying Pogba played badly today.

What United needs is someone other than Ibrahimovic that can score goals against closed defenses (like Everton today or WBA).

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>>75041200
Hargreaves said it perfectly - Pogba's problem is that he's too good at everything. If you disregard the stats and ignore media that were downplaying him since August and actually WATCH him in action, you know he's one of a kind.

>>75041156
Why would he leave a title challenging team that he almost single handedly put together to downgrade to fucking Utd?

Canadian ManU fan checking in:

I'm so sick of the constant crossing. That's literally our only attacking option right now. Possession into a cross. It's horribly predictable. Why are we not trying to create some central penetration? Why are we not making central runs? It's infuriating to watch.

Also. Fuck all these teams that come to old trafford and turtle. play the fucking game. That's why we're drawing right now.

>>75041236
>>75041272
>too good at everything
>except attacking, defending, passing, tackling, and intercepting
He literally just dribbles around fancily, loses the ball, then dabs. That's all he does and why players a fifth of his cost in the same position (Dembele from Spurs, Henderson from Liverpool, Yaya Toure, etc) are 10x more effective than him

>>75041306
Because Everton and WBA were defending well (and in the end of the match Everton was not even bothering about attacking). United's best chances were crossing.

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>>75041256
>What United needs
A forward - Griezmann already confirmed
A crossing winger - lets say Cuadrado
A leftback replacement - Alaba
Additional centreback - Lindelof basically confirmed, although I'd prefer Godin or Laporte
Someone to help out Pogba with playmaking - Kroos is supposedly discussing terms with Manu
Someone to help out Pogba with defending - Casemiro is the dream, but realistically speaking Bakayoko
Someone to help out Pogba with box-to-box movement - Nainggolan

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>>75041306

>>75041256
People seem too dumb to judge Pogbas performances for what they are and compare him with their image of how a 90m player should perform.
Same reason everyone went so spastic over Sterling a season ago.

>>75041306
>Fuck all these teams that come to old trafford and turtle. play the fucking game.
That's just idiotic. They aren't breaking the rules by playing the bus, if United fails to break down defenses, it's their fault alone.

>>75041303

Hmmm, I can't think why anyone would move from a team like Spurs to fucking United, one of the biggest clubs in the world, but I'll give it a shot outside of just, y'know, managing UNITED!

Because he'd have more money at United and could easily put together a much better team there.

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>>75041349
What's this then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihN6gWA6iw
Or basically deciding the heated battle against Hull all by himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFxsF-7KT1I

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>>75041390
Remember when people compared Pogba's contribution to Sigurdson or Capoue? F*cking ignorants. With Pogba, it's much more than just performances on the pitch. He's a legend in the making, there's no value - statistical or financial - to express that

reminder that slovakia is a 27 year old alcoholic smoker with no gf who spends his life posting about pogba on an anime imageboard

>>75041353

fair point, but we start with that strategy as well. we're at our best with micky, rashford and martial are running at defenders. usually with mata creating something through the middle...

>>75041479

>27

cmon man he's in his late 30's and a kissless virgin.

>>75041469
Why is the future GOAT wearing pants and shorts on this picture...

>>75041479
Most of it isn't too surprising. It's the obsession with Pogba that really stands out. At least being butthurt over United and Jose is pretty common but I have yet to see or hear from someone who is so much over Pogba.

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>>75041479
>focusing on Pogba again
Typical ABU. For once, you could bother to read the thread and you'd see we're analysing ManU from several viewpoints, be it tactics or required reinforcements.

>>75041390

why do we hold possession then cross into an organized team with 10 large men waiting in the box?

That's the real issue here.

>>75041553
oof, hit a nerve did I

Im trying to imagine myself watching someone like ac milan every week and posting about them more than my own team, every single day. even going far enough to stay up all night discussing them and saving hundreds of images about them

it genuinely boggles my mind

>>75041563

4 wins, 3 draws, 2 losses

Where will that put us at the end? Top 4?

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>>75041563
>3 (three) losses
How is this supposed to be a bad season? Sure, a bit too many draws in there, but lets not forget all those dubious refereeing decisions and bad luck.

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>>75041362
>Someone to help out Pogba with playmaking
>Someone to help out Pogba with defending
>Someone to help out Pogba with box-to-box movement
kek

>>75041610
69 points, wouldn't be enough. EL or bust.

>>75041615
10 off side goals

https://www.ft.com/prem-predict

Why is Old Trafford so shit for United now?


Moyes had more points away from home
LVG had a record of 0-0 draws in his second season and don't recall him being much better in the first

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>>75041610
>Chelsea (H)
2:0, Mou has already figured out Conte by now
>Tottenham (A)
0:2 for us, we've already beaten them once
>Arsenal (A)
1:1
>Burnley (H)
Easy, 4:0
>City (A)
Tricky one, but I'm farily optimistic. 0:1
>Southampton (A)
This is going to be a draw unfortunately, 2:2
>CP (H)
2:0
>Swansea (H)
3:0
>Sunderland (A)
Best performance of the season incomming, result that will kickstart a mostly winning run (see above)
0:6

>>75041679
Being unable to break down parked buses + awful finishing

>>75041555
Hey, it worked if not for the inept linesman.

>>75041679
They did pretty good there in EL.EPL refs have a hate boners against Jose.

>>75041362
>buy 3 players to make pogba adequate instead of getting rid of the 90m paperweight
could have gotten an actual attacking squad with that money.

I want to bet a 5ver on Depay scoring the winning goal v United in the Europa league final

>>75041750
Go for it mate. Not like he's cup tied or anything.

>>75041563
He's getting them very good results in away games, but holy shit, those draws at home

>>75041750
united wont make it past the semis

>>75041664
>ManU had 10 legit goals disallowed
It's 11 actually, count in Ibra's one tonight

>>75041690
>MU scoring more than 1 goal per game
top dream

>>75041750
Highly likely knowing our luck

>>75041769
How about Depay jumping off from the bench in full kit and dabbing infront of Pogba and Lingard after Lyon wins?

>>75041788
the offside goal he scored tonight or was there another one?

>>75041987
*the """offside""" goal tonight
I don't think anyone is surprised at this point, getting refballed is pretty much the standard ManU have to deal with since Mou's appointment

Will Greizmann come if we finish 5th and no Champions league?

Who will we buy to fix this shit without Champions league?

>>75041987
Wonder what's the record for legit goals disallowed in a season for a player.

>>75039302
>plebbit
Please benoit yourself

>>75041400
But hes already put together a much better team with a fraction of the money.

>>75041424
>spend100 gorillion on a player
>"but did you see him against HULL? Legendary performance la!"
Enjoy Europa league again pal, i bet poobag will score an absolute worldy against some 3rd place Ukranian league team

>>75042557

>ABUs are this delusional

>>75041086
Fellani is a retarded ent who doesn't understand how to attack a ball. Zlatan is busy wanking himself while walking slowly around the 6 yard box.

>>75039213
>United this season
>bad luck

Without the seven (7) [SEPT] {Shichi} offside goals, and the two unpunished rojo kamikaze challenges, and the lack of retrospective action on memebrahimovic taekwondo, poonited would be below Watford.

Let that sink in. Watford.

To the slav juve poster:

Top quality trolling sir, i can feel the sarcasim in all your posts

To everyone else:

You can see the fucking flag, lurk moar newfags

Did we finally bullly flippyyy off this board completely?

If he didn't post in this thread there's no way he posted anywhere else

>>75046053
He's a flip. Probably off to Qatar or somewhere to work already.

*dabs respectfully*

how to fix united

>drop the $2B bomb on Uefalona
>move the franchise to the Nou Trafford
>slap on chevrolet logo besides qatar foundation
>???
>profit

Jesus Christ. This thread is fucking horrible, it's like reading the Man U equivalent of ArsenalFan TV. 'BUY THIS GUY, HOW ABOUT BALE ON THE WING WITH KROOS IN THE MIDDLE WITH POGBA' you're just not going to learn that throwing loads of money into the air is not working for you. Ferguson spent cash, but nowhere near the ridiculous levels mentioned in this thread and he was your most successful manager.i dunno, I'm 35 now and don't own a copy of fifa, so maybe I remember football a bit differently

>>75047816
You realise the Slovak and the Norwegian are fucking ABU trolls you dense mother fucking moron

>I'm 35

holy fuck lmao. Can you tell me the mistakes you made in life so I don't end up on fucking 4chan at your pathetic age?

>>75047816
>This thread is fucking horrible

m8, you're on 4chan. what did you expect - a bunch of terrific experts laying out their intelligent analysis? chill.

every fucking game we draw I cut myself

gonna need more arms with these cuts soon desu

>>75039213
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA

>POONITED

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA SO FUCKING SHIT

>>75047897
35 here too. you never really leave i'm afraid lad, if the site's still here you will be too.

Although I've always disliked Manu, i always respected them. Class of 92, attacking play, old Trafford fortress, always had young players, brought in some expensive players yer, but they bought some cheap players who turned out to be great.

Now that Alex has left, it's just nonsense, basically haven't a fucking clue so they are throwing as much money as they can at it to solve the lack of SAF.

They are a fucking car crash and it's brilliant.

That one poster can post all he likes about being rich and buying ouiiiii, but it won't make a difference, you'll just ruin him like you have pogba et all

Just liquidate yourselves already, it's embarrassing

I'm sure the 10,000 or so actually fans from Manchester would be welcome at FC united as they could do we your cash

>>75047897
>Can you tell me the mistakes you made in life
yes, the time for internet forums is when you reach your 40s, have a stable boring life, a job, a wife/kids, and have to spend most of your day at work or at home with your family

being here while young is throwing your youth away: you are not going to be surrounded by as much accessible, desirable and healthy pussy as when you are young, and you'll never have as much free time to go outside to do whatever you feel like doing. You won't have any of those two things in 10 years, so take advantage of it now instead of wasting your time here

Why can't United turn money into success at all? fucking Hoffenheim would beat United.

>>75047816
>I'm 35
LMAO i'm 32 i'll kill myself if i'm here come 35. You're pathetic, m8.

>>75048024
>They are a fucking car crash and it's brilliant.

Jesus Christ, is every sports fan like that these days? Suffering from this borderline personality disorder spread by clickbait media?

United have most of their problems already sorted out. The defence looks solid. Statistically, Pogba and Herrera are the best midfield partnership in the league. Mkhitaryan, whenever he was fit, looked pretty good too.

Now it's all about finishing the chances. It's been shit this season, which is the reason why the team isn't racing for the title but just for a top 4 finish.

But if they won't manage to build a title challenge next season, I'll be very surprised.

>>75048042
very good advice that no one here will follow

>>75048063
what do you think will be different in your life by then that will prevent you coming here lad? genuinely interested.

>calling for Mouyes to get sacked
stupidity desu. The players have been blame free for 2 previous managers now.
>De Gea - probably wants to fuck off to Madrid
>Smalling - utter shit
>Jones - utter shit
>Blind - utility player good enough for Stoke
>Pogba - needs to start showing why we bought him
>Lingard - shouldn't be in starting 11 against top teams but worth keeping
>Rashford - not a winger and when upfront has the likes of Pogba and Lingard making the chances for him (therefore shit)
>Rooney - finished. Last thing he did was get a free kick against stoke in last minute
I blame alot of this on Van Gaal getting rid of players like Hernandez, Welbeck, Rafael, Janko, Van Persie. The players are well below the standard and several need to fuck off.

>>75048079
I'm going to start a soccer website and it's going to get lots of hits. It will make me beaucoup dinero and then i'll be able to get a gf.

>>75039413
>It's obvious Modric and Kroos don't have the individual quality Pogba does
Wew lad. Pogba isn't fit to lace Modric's boots. Just because he was the most expensive transfer ever doesn't mean he's actually good at football - just means he's got a great "brand". Welcome to the modern world lad

>>75048150
Hello newfag.

>>75048086
>The players are well below the standard
You need to realize that when more than half of your team is below your old standard, you have a new standard. In the post-Ferguson era, ManU's standard is that of a 5th-8th place team, not that of a title contender.

>>75048179
t. Pogba

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>>75041108
>If Griezmann keeps up the performances he mesmerized the world with (vs Las Palmas, Granada in 15/16 or vs Eibar, Malaga and Gijon

wow what a world-beater

Well shit I never had any interest in Manure but now I'm monitoring every thread, this is fucking great, riveting even.

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Mourinho is literally the best manager that Man Utd ever had

>this subtle troll thread

>>75039213
you're an obsessed Juve customer faggot. KYS immediately after reading this post. I know you want to.

>>75048818
easy to win games in euro league

>>75039655
>It's either a title or a title challenge for United, nothing else should be accepted.
This is such a shitty mentality to have.
Leicester won the league last season mate.
You're not good enough anymore, just because you WERE good enough at one point, doesn't mean your team is entitled to titles and success.

>>75039891
>The players we've signed previously were mostly bad choices
In hindsight maybe but everyone was hyped about the transfers when you made them.
Di Maria, Falcao, Schneiderlin, Schweinsteiger, Blind, Shaw, etc etc etc.
All considered "brilliant" signings when they were brought in, although anyone who knew anything about football could see through the hype and see that there was no chance all these players could settle in time because real life football isn't FIFA Career Mode.

Based Slovak

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>>75040393
>>75040372
>>75042437
You realize that you can't browse it and call it plebbit or leddit at the same time ,right? how did you both know it's from reddit if you didn't browse there?

This site is actually full of actual redditors, fuck this shit man.

The thing that is ruining Manchester United is Ed Woodward, although I guarantee I will have loads of United fans arguing with me about this.

He doesn't understand football yet gets overly involved which just leads to him wanting to spend hundreds of millions of pounds on loads of new players and managers because that's what the media and the stupid fans are telling him to do.

Doesn't understand that it takes time for a side to gel and the constant changes are making it so that even the first generation of these transfers (Blind, Shaw, etc) are still struggling to fully gel into the side, and players like Pogba and Martial will probably never gel because there will be another 200m worth of new players next season.

And when this new 200m set of players come in you're all gonna wank over him and say that you're gonna win the league, and rival fans are gonna say that you're gonna walk it and you're now easily the best team in the country, and the media are gonna say you're favourites, and then you're gonna underperform because there is absolutely zero team chemistry, and everyone is gonna be confused, you're gonna underachieve massively over the course of the season and Woodward is gonna spend 300m on new players and a new manager and the cycle will repeat itself.

The second Woodward said "we are capable of bringing in a new Pogba every season" I knew you guys were fucked.

I wonder how long it'll take for this to become a mainstream opinion? I wonder how long it'll take for Woodward (and United fans, and rival fans, and the media, and pretty much everyone) to realise how this is a terrible tactic.

Based Slovak

>>75049727
it's why /sp/ is shit now

>>75048067
This is the only non-retarded post in this thread.

>Jesus Christ, is every sports fan like that these days? Suffering from this borderline personality disorder spread by clickbait media?

Perfect.

>>75048067
how is pogba and herrara the best midfield partnership in the league? what wackly stat have you got to back that up

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>>75049742
>The thing that is ruining Manchester United is Ed Woodward, although I guarantee I will have loads of United fans arguing with me about this.

don't think so, he was a dumbass even back in fergie days

>>75050824
Yeah but Fergie was a genius.

>>75050824
He wasn't around in the Fergie days

>>75049668
Tell that Spurs or Liverpool.

>6th

Gas this OP

Is this what happens when newfags from /b/ try to start trolling other boards?

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>>75039213

>>75041362
low-tier bait

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>this whole thread

thank you based slovak

>>75048045
Hoffenheim is doing amazing this year though, I can see them easily beating Manu, if they can beat Bayern like that.