/hoc/

the other thread is too autistic for me

>>75036441
I didn't even link this thread anywhere bud

Nobody will use this

The Sens will make the playoffs, is there a Methot to their madness?

>>75036555
the linking has been done

>Laffs

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Where is overchicken?

just bought a Bonaqua lads.

>>75036895
Tied with Malkin

>Bonaqua
>Bottled in: South Africa
>Bonaqua is also produced by Swire Coca-Cola HK in Hong Kong
>Minerals such as Magnesium Sulphate, Potassium Chloride and Sodium Chloride are added to the still water.
why is he shilling african water?

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>>75036982
PSSSSHHHHHHTTTTT

Ahhhhh

That first sip of the day

>>75036895
Saving for the playoffs finally

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If you don't reply to this post you are a nonwhite shitskin like grease

75037187
>fishing for yous

>>75037242
pls

>>75037242
he's gone too far this time

Ayy did the other thread get deleted?

Thanks autistic Leaf

All I know is if this cat goes without permission from the league, he needs to be done for the season. Seasonwide ban!

http://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/19076145/washington-capitals-star-alex-ovechkin-says-going-olympics

Look at him hepcats! He is a loss of institutional control! Fuck these guys. NHL League make an example of them! Fucking get them you MotherFuckers you!

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Give me one (1) reason why he shouldn't be able to and his career with at least 700 goals

>>75037368
lifetime ban after he bolts to play in the olympics

>>75037368
>shouldn't be able to and his career
???

the trap is the patrician form of defense
you're team a shit
git gud

>>75037368
>>75037458
end*

>>75037368

Most goal scorers see a dramatic drop in production once they hit their 30s. He is losing most of next season if he decides to Olympics because NHL will not let him back on the ice same season.

its the final minutes of game 7 of the SCF and your team is down one to the caps

do you ask to measure ovis stick?

>>75037574
Why?

*cough*
>rags

>3 hours until the bruins game

FUCK

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>>75037602
>Why?
E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D

>>75037602
sunbelt detected

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>>75037368
He runs off to the khl after winning the cup this year. Andre Burakovsky scores 50 on Backstrom's wing next year solidifying Ovi as Backstrom babby.

>>75037639
>>75037657
Why would you be pussy enough to complain about something so irrelevant

>>75037660
does he still run away if he gets btfo the Atlantic in the first round?

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>>75037698
>he actually digs his hole deeper

>>75037698
dude stop

>>75037698
they are referring to the 1993 quarterfinals between the Maple Leafs and the Kings. There was a rumour that the Kings' goalie's stick was longer than allowed.

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>>75037763
jesus christ, why must you always ruin our fun? lamest fucking poster, every single thread

>>75037763
>Maple Leafs and the Kings.
noose urself shitskin

>>75037830
>le 56% man calling anyone a shit skin
>right after displaying his ignorance

American 'men'

>>75037806
>>75037830
he wouldn't say anything anymore anyway

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>they actually think they have a chance

>>75037910
>>75037939
i was talking about the scf where mcsorley got a penalty for an illegal stick

>>75037992
oh

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>>75037981
you don't even need context for that picture desu

>>75038081
How is His head through the wire but body aint?
what the heck

>>75037365
>somebody [is] going to tell me 'don't go,' I don't care, I just go
gotta love ovie
fuck buttman

LAINE SAYING HE WILL GO NO MATTER WHAT!!!

HAHAHAHAH BETTMAN & NHL BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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>>75038118
piggy powers, my friend

Do playoffs start Tuesday or Wednesday?

>>75038138
how sad it is going to be when teams have to turn to their ahl teams to fill the void left by european/russia player barred from returning

what happens at the next wch when team Russia is made up of khl-er who didn't flee

>>75038206
Ebin little finnish ovie

>>75038206
yeah, he saw Ovi first, he's playing it badass with Ovi's balls.

>>75038279
Pretty sad, but I hope it doesn't come to that. And the WCH is a tin pot tournament, so I don't care.

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Where is that >tfwswtc poster?

>>75038459
Id like to remind you that Bonaqua is not water.
Its a carbonated beverage.

>>75038206
is the finnish national team so desperate that they would take that bust to the olympics?

>>75038459
>>75038517
they're owned by the same company

>>75037068
Let's make this a thing for the playoffs here.

>>75038593
divegrass is for fags

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>>75038564

>you

>>75038206
No he hasnt

all he has said is that the decision is "Sad" and that he would want to go along with many others

not straight up "Yeah I'll go anyway"

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>>75038662

who's that cool cat

>>75038452
KEK
>trade away entire defense
>o no wer bad again essay
Lmfao the rusted burrito truck of the sallad bars

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Muslims in the west: hockey edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG14gGqFeJg

Who would even sign Jagr? He's a terrible player in the playoffs, so you can't grab him if you're a contender and there's no need for him if you're trying to rebuild or become a contender.

>>75038852
ristolainen is such a bully and sore loser for going after an innocent muslim like that just because he scored a goal

such racism

>>75038765
it was you, wasn't it?

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>>75036180
Thank you NHL for giving us guaranteed gold medals.

>>75039200
BUILD. THE. WALL.

>>75039035
I hope he gets permission to beat the roach's ass next time they play Toronto.

>>75039000
Vegas might, having a living legend on the roster could be good promo.

>>75039240
Vegas seems like the perfect move for a player with gambling problems.

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WEW LADS

>>75039240
reminder that ristolainen go knocked down by mitch marner

hes a little bitch

>>75039200
>muh heritage

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>thornton and couture probably not back for the first round
welp

>>75039577
Now we're memeing!
But who is out?

>>75039198
if the czechs win gold in the olympics with jagr on the squad, will that make him the only player in the double triple gold club?

>>75039600
>>75039645
Bonaqua is owned by Coca Cola. They're either both reddit or both non reddit

>>75039672
>judging based off the company and not the beverage itself
No, that's like saying every flavor of mountain dew is GOAT.

>>75039652
Fetisov and Larionov at least are already there

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*PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTT*

Ahhhhhhh....

Cette première gorgée du jour.

>>75039645
Tang is super reddit

Newfag question here, but what's the way that you guys follow and watch the NHL? I'm turned off by the NBA these days and I want to follow the >rags more instead but I don't have gamecenter or MSG. What do all of you do when the teams you're interested in aren't on TV, do you just rely on hit or miss streams?

DESU this season is almost over so I'm asking for the future

>>75039720
No mountain dew flavor is goat

>>75039759
>Cept original

>>75039645
The only non reddit drink is your own semen

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>>75039645
>FILTERED TAP WATER
I only drink Bill Peters endorsed Kinetico filtered water

>>75039773
NO mountain dew flavor is goat

>>75039645
Root Beer is not Reddit you loser

>>75039728
just looked it up, and you are correct. peter forsberg too.

>>75039755
I watch Hawks, Preds or Pens if my team isn't playing.

They play some entertaining hockey.

>>75039733
M E C S D E L A G O R G É E 2 0 1 7

>>75039790
Yes we are agreeing moutain dew flavor is GOAT

>>75039755
Free espn app as last resort

>>75039811
Silly, silly you! But I'll let you live in your dream world if it makes you happy

>>75039839
I love you too swede bro

>>75039755
fuck off we're full

>>75039577
How long into the game will Boucher have to avoid letting him onto the ice with Kronwall

>>75039869
You too :)

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>>75039888
Plus (you) gave us lindholm and rikrak

>>75039888
>>75039900
Trips and dub dubs confirm sweeden/usa broship

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post >yfw all russian players suddenly move to KHL next season to play

>>75039900
And Silfverberg.. Or wait, that was Ottawa ;^)
I hope they'll do well for you

>>75039913
Very good post!

>>75039755
I just check news because I don't have time to watch the games

When I do I use stream2watch

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>>75039922
So far so good, calagry should be easy enough what with home ice advantage an all

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>>75039918
would be glorious

>>75039918
>tfw Slovan gets Kucherov

yall riff on the olympic decision yet? how does /hoc/ feel?

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>>75039961
Yeah that will be a pushover!

>>75039879
FWIW I'm already a fan, I just never get to watch my team unless they're on national TV
>>75039952
Haven't used that site, I'll see if it's good

>>75040007
fuck off we're full

>>75039992
>last time calgary won a game in Anaheim was 13 years ago
>the last time the flames won a game in Anaheim george bush was president in his first term.

>>75039755
Regular season: NHL TV subscription. $25/mo not even that bad when you factor in all the bar tabs you accrue trying to find some place where the game is on.

Playoffs: Bars are actually a lot funner in this regard. There's something about being around other people who share the interest that gets lost on us as humans sometimes.

>>75040049
>not having hockey friemds you can have playoff parties at home with

>>75040091
>gril
It's an uncommon interest with my gender, you have to admit. inb4 tits or gtfo, I'll return to the shadows again.

>>75040105
Eh dont really care about your tits here. You dont have dude friends into it?

>>75040105
stop blogging faggot

>>75040121
Dude friends or dudes that want to fuck me?
This is a pretty tricky subject.

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*PSHHHHHHHT*


Ahhhh...


C'te premiere buvée de la journée...

>>75040134
True but seriously no guy friends at all? What general area are you from?

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>>75040152
>What general area are you from?
every. single. time.

>>75040152
I'm from TX, but I just moved to CO. I don't have friends in either place. They just seem like a lot more trouble than they're worth at this point. Girls are pretty catty but the kinds of girls that watch hockey are VERY...kippers, for lack of a better word. I come here to socialize about this sport. No one else gives a shit or gets the jokes.
>Avs
Can't blame them whatsoever.

>>75040033
>according to google maps it would take 130 hours to bike from Calgary to Anaheim
Can't find another connection between the cities and the number 13. Illuminati not confirmed

>>75038311
At least he shows some balls unlike Cindy. "Oh the nhl wants to do whatever it wants out of pure greed? Better bend over and not use my star power for something worthwhile."

>>75040181
>avs
i am sorry. I imagine it would be hard to find people excited for a dumpster fire.

>>75040188
hes just being a faggot anyways
calgary beat the ducks in 2006 at anahiem

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>Tfw when it's over before it even started.

>>75040212
Exactly. But at least theres a media presence out here for them. Shirts, billboards, all that shit. Avs merch everywhere but everyone just ignores them for the Broncos. I didn't even know Texas HAD a professional hockey team until I was 23. Zero advertising.
>stars
Guess I can't blame them either.

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>>75040248
>tfw you make all of your shit linemates look good see Okposo, Grabner and Moulson
>Team never retains anyone anyway
Who's he getting traded to this draft?

>>75040277
I guess just go to bars and junk. Its easy to find and get mixed up with sports people.

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>>75040304
Hopefully the Preds

hockey is fucking GAY lol

>>75040229
That was a very rude way of saying it tbf

>>75040296
Thank you for saving my picture.:)

>>75040333
shut up homo

>>75040333
>lol
you're literally fucking gay.

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WE

>>75040376
Was

i want to lick hjalmarssons feet

>>75040304
grabner played with nielsen and okposo when he was on fire that one year, and okposo has been fine on his own plenty of times. you are right about moulson tho, and guys like parenteau and boyes

genuinely how upset will people be when the leafs beat Ottawa in the first round?

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55 minutes until you get shit on, Bombston.

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fucking prepared

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>>75040477
>>75040491
publix friends :3

>>75040454
laffs have always had the sens number in the playoffs and no one expects anything from either team in the playoffs

it really all hinges on what the flames, habs and oilers do in the 1st round

outside of toronto, canada will have the largest anal annihilation if the laffs actually last any longer than these teams

who ya got?

tranpa gay v broons
flylels v debbies
blowjobs v pongs
craps v laffs
little caesars v snes
jests v poos
nordiques v perds
hartford v pedosota
yotes v stools
reddithawks v crapalanch
flim flams v quacks
oilels v kongs
cantpucks v shorks

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>>75040477
Get em

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>>75040506
the best sandwiches ever.

I bet the equivalent of 500 USD on Capitals to win. They are going to win right?

What is up with yurocucks on /hoc/ and their crippling gambling addictions?

>>75040540
you fucked up.

>>75040540
why would you do that jonas?

>>75040540
Ya dun goofed

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>>75040528
Duck friend best friend

>>75040540
Toronto is going to end the season 0-4-0

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>>75040580
>we
Need a disneyowl

>>75040506
Thicc

>>75040540
it's not a playoff game so it could be worse
it's a good night for the laffs to get E X P O S E D, too

>>75040611
>tfw you blew it a few years ago
>tfw we've blown it so bad this year we won't even make the playoffs
Could have been literally the most comfy scf of all time

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>>75040645
Cant (you) guys still make it? Not dead yet right?

Just Thornton'd my knee lads

>>75040645
We're so close though! You lack faith in Budaj.

>>75040664
I don't think >we'll make it but it depends on if the laffs or snes can choke badly enough and we can win out

>>75040645
Lightning still had a good season considering everything that happened this year

Playoff Ducks are only fun to watch when they play a Cali team.

>>75040699
They'll play the broken husk of the sharts this year probably and sweep them in 4 games

>any team out east thinking they can win the stanlee cup not named columbus or pittsburgh

The question you have to ask yourselves, can [insert team name here] defeat the Chicago Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup Finals in a best of 7 series?

Answer that question with no delusion and you will know if you can talk shit this year.

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>>75040699
Thats because ducks are best cali team
>>75040692
I beleeb in (you) and also in the laffs ability to choke

>>75040739
Nope, and the Reddit cucks are going to be assblasted as fuck when we win AGAIN

>>75040739
>Blackcawks
>SCF
>>>/reddit/

>tfw you realise Cristiano Ronaldo makes more than an entire NHL team

>>75040774
I said pittsburgh you mongoloid. Pitt-Chicago is the hands on favorite for the SCF.

>>75040781
This will be good.

>>75040784
Makes more than the entire country of Brazil too

>>75040781
this poster (the one im quoting) is right you know

Why does Chicago trigger Reddit so?

>>75040721
>sweep
>in 4

Name rankings

>Great Tier
Penguins
Lightning
Panthers
Hurricanes
Devils
Sharks
Flames
Predators
Blackhawks
Mighty Ducks
Avalanche
Stars
>Okay Tier
Blue Jackets
Sabres
Flyers
Senators
Wild
Canadiens
Jets
Rangers
Coyotes
Bruins
Canucks
Kangz
>What a stupid name Tier
Capitals
Islanders
Blues
Red Wings
Oilers
>A fucking leaf tier
Maple Leafs

>>75040698
>injuries everywhere
Not using it as an excuse but...I am.

>>75040810
Chicago is reddit you stupid fucking nigger

>>75039755
Wait a minute. They dont broadcast all local games in america?

>>75040810
The only person I ever met who openly talked about going on reddit was a Minnesota Wild fan.

75040832
reddit getting angry again!

>>75040739
>blackhawks
Carried on the wings of Kane to the 2nd round Edition

>>75040834
Gotta gib money to see your teams games. Regional blackouts and whatnot.

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After extensive compilation of /sp/ opinions, I have completed the board hivemind consensus playoff prediction

>>75040841
Go back to r/hockey before I stop a goddamn mudhole in your ass

>>75040835
The Hawks fan at a game I was at was openly yelling "this is going on reddit!!!" and was posting in a game thread during the game. Hawks subleddit has almost 2x more subscribers than any other teams too.

>>75040863
switch preds with hawks thx

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>>75040835
Why does the reddit sperg always post screenshots of reddit. He also came out once as a reddithawk fan. Being called reddit for so long snapped something in their head.
It is sad really

Reddit tier list:

1. Chicago Blackhawks 20905
2. Toronto Maple Leafs 19060
3. Detroit Redwings 18839
4. Boston Bruins 15349
5. Pittsburgh Penguins 13791
6. Philadelphia Flyers 13675
7. Vancouver Canucks 13356
8. New York Rangers 11543
9. San Jose Sharks 10672
10. Montreal Canadiens 9751
11. Washington Capitals 9216
12. Minnesota Wild 8379
13. St. Louis Blues 7775
14. Los Angeles Kings 6935
15. Edmonton Oilers 6193
16. New Jersey Devils 6165
17. Colorado Avalanche 5805
18. Buffalo Sabres 5606
19. Dallas Stars 5259
20. Ottawa Senators 5053
21. Anaheim Ducks 4844
22. Calgary Flames 4820
23. Tampa Bay Lightning 4733
24. Winnipeg Jets 3709
25. Nashville Predators 3651
26. New York Islanders 3532
27. Columbus Blue Jackets 3442
28. Carolina Hurricanes 2269
29. Arizona Coyotes 2259
30. Florida Panthers 2076
Total 248662

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>>75040849
You mean Darling. Hawks Narrative (TM) this year is goaltending being a sieve in the 2nd half. If the Hawks lose, it's because Crow shits the bed.

>>75040863
this is literally a reddit cup final

based blackhawks triggering reddit again

>>75040893
>again

>>75040821
I don't think Wild is a good name. Why would you take a singular for a team name? You can't even call the players "a wild".

>>75040861
Why would your local team be blacked out? Its not included with basic cable?

>>75040863
>tfw no Sharks and Caps final

>>75040913
Some singular names sound good (ex. the Lightning), but the Wild doesn't really convey anything in particular. Are they players wild or something? What does that mean?

On second thought I'd put them in stupid name tier.

>>75040905
I'm using shitting the bed as Crawford being to blame for the Hawks losing. While Crawford did almost complete his shitting of the bed in Nashville, he did turn his game around for the rest of the playoffs, even ending the Stanley Cup Finals with a shut-out.

I'm flat out saying that if the Hawks lose this year, it's because he takes another dump so bad the Hawks cannot recover.

In 2011 it was the Hawks missing too many pieces to return to form, including goaltending.
In 2012 it was the Hawks inability to score and trying to find their identity.
In 2014 it was taking their foot off the pedal in the third and not finishing games and then losing in OT.
In 2016 it would be because goaltending lets them down.

>>75040890
That's not entirely a fair comparison though. There's probably more 'serious' Toronto maple leaf fans (enough to follow their reddit board) than fans for any other team.

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>>75040863
>snes
>bombston
>laffs

one of these teams does not belong

>>75040904
Reddithawks triggering themselves? What?

>Anderson didn't have the best of games yesterday
>is still going to start the game today
I almost feel sorry for Condon

>>75040947
Its Blots elimination day :))

Almost as good as Kongs elimination day

>>75040821
>lgbtning
>great

>>75040947
Unless the Lightning beats Boston tonight, they're a sure out. And even then, it'll be tough catching up to get WC2.

>>75040871
why would you know that

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Hey guys just dropping to say the hawks are indeed Reddits team, and the bolts WILL NOT make the playoffs.

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For me, I'm pulling for my friends down in Tampa Bay! Have some slags for luck!

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>>75040988
If we win out we're in for sure. The Leafs aren't going to beat Pittsburgh, Washington, or Columbus and Ottawa fucking blows they'll drop at least two games.

We probably won't win out though so you're right.

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for me its oilers

If reddit's team(nighawks) make the scf again I'm quitting this sport for good, so sick of them even being in the playoffs and the same matches year after year

>>75041026
For me it's you thinking about Ryan Smyth's last game

pens vs bluejackets
>>75041047
>>75041047
>>75041047

is today Bruins' elimination day?

>>75041009
good slags

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For me its 2006

Caps finish 1-3-0
Pens finish 4-0-0 and win the Metro

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>>75041095

>>75040849
could there be a more casual post than this?

>>75040863
Wait, so I'm new to hockey and thinking about bandwagoning the BJ's this year cuz I'm in Ohio. But from what I can tell, the NHL playoff system has them playing the Penguins in the 1st round even though they are both top-4 in points and 16 teams make the playoffs? Who designed this shit?

>>75041133
fuck off we're full

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F

>>75041141
Based Canucks taking the sharts down with them

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Do all finns know this feel?

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>>75041141
>thornton faking this hard
i know the shorks don't have a chance this year, but come the fuck on

>>75041133
Should have won more games if they wanted to face an easier matchup round 1. BJ's record is also pretty overrated by their 17 game meme streak.

>>75040890
Playoffs according to least reddit subscribers

Chicago (C1) vs Calgary (W2)
Minnesota (C2) vs St. Louis (C3)

Anaheim (P1) vs Nashville (W1)
Edmonton (P2) vs San Jose (P3)

Washington (M1) vs Ottawa (W2)
Pittsburgh (M2) vs Columbus (M3)

Montreal (A1) vs New York (W1)
Toronto (A2) vs Boston (A3)


Calgary (W2) vs St. Louis (C3)
Nashville (W1) vs Edmonton (P2)

Ottawa (W2) vs Columbus (M3)
Montreal (A1) vs Boston (A3)


Calgary (W2) vs Nashville (W1)
Columbus (M3) vs Montreal (A1)


Nashville (W1) vs Columbus (M3)


Columbus in 6(?)

>>75040540
They are playing their backup goalie you doofus

>>75037763
>grease

>>75041189
>St.Shits winning based Wild on their playoff gear
ahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>win 17 in a row
>somehow it shouldn't count
you are one dumb motherfucker

>>75041202
Read the first line

does anyone care about the leastern conference? i mean at all?

>>75041230
Is there another one?

>>75041230
Frogs, Laffers and rotating American bandwagoners

St. Louis is a shithole and everyone that lives there is a fat fuck.

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how it will really happen

>>75041275
In OK with that delusion.

>>75041275
that is by far the least reddit stan lee

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>>75041275
just realized i left a snes copy astray in the middle...my bad

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>>75041275
I'm actually OK with this if it was the snes winning

t. Oilers

>>75041275
>snes
>finals
>when they're choking their playoff spot away right now

hey I made a Bruins Lightning game thread

>>75041314
>>75041314
>>75041314
>>75041314

>>75041255
>montreal, ottawa and quebec
frogs
>edmonton, calgary, and winnipeg
it's literally nothing
>vancouver
dinks everywhere, rainy
>toronto
multicultural lgbtq hellhole

>>75041298
I don't see a snes ashtray?

>>75041321
Right on the stan lee cup logo

>>75041300
>wanting any canadian team to win before yours

cuck, go cheer for hongcouver

>>75041354
Seeing frog and laff suicide posts would be worth it alone

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>>75041354
This
t. jestfag

>>75041275
might be marginally accurate if the snes weren't collapsing

>tfw had severe migraine on wednesday that lasted until sunday
>tfw severe muscle strain yesterday from lifting boxes like a total retard helping someone move
ive had like 30 extra strength advil since wednesday, at this rate ill probably die by the weekend

>>75040528
anyone have the blue jackets wojack? or at least a template?

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>Gary will lockout the NHL in 2019 and there's nothing we can do to stop him

JUST

>>75041428
rip

>>75041428
I hope you last long enough to see the Leafs swept

>>75041319
>st louis
>44% white
>47% black
>calls toronto a multicultural hell hole
>st louis pop 300 000
>188 murders in 2015
>Toronto pop 2.6 million
>55 murders in 2015

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I've never seen a multi-year lockout, thanks for the soon-to-be-experience bettman

>>75041437
2019? doesnt the current cba last until 2022

>>75041095
How much of a loser do you think Jared feels? Do you think Marc, Jordan and Eric bully him for being such a fuck up and disappointment?

>>75041464
Both sides have an opt out in 2019

>>75041464
Isn't 2019 the NHLPA option to unbind themselves to the CBA?

>>75041468
i bet he parties way harder and is alot more fun to be around

>>75041487
>>75041487
>>75041487
LEAFS CAPS

>>75040987
>detoilet little Caesars wings

>>75041496
>>75041496
Caps/Leafs
>>75041496
>>75041496

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>tfw the NHL has been locked out every possible season and bettman is still in charge
>tfw the NHL shills for yellow dollar
>tfw the owners hate the players
>tfw teams get fucked over on a regular basis by review
>tfw KHL free agents won't want to come to NHL
>tfw Russia wins another gold

>>75041512
too late :)

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>Hey, Anon! So glad you were able to come over and hang out! Let me go pour you a nice, cold glass of DASANI, your favorite!

>>75041524
Good one, ill link mine to yours

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>“They’re all damaged,” he said. “A lot of these teeth are going to be taken out at some point once the season is over. They’ll have to remove a lot of them from my mouth.”

>“It’s basically temporary to have some teeth in my mouth. That’s pretty much it. If they took them all out now then I would be almost toothless.”

JUST

>>75041580
is he finally going to get that horse mouth fixed?

Pretty rude of Marchand to go around and scare police officers tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlJihCT6-GU

>>75041642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXjmIOvZplU
desu

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*PSHHHHHHHT*


Ahhhh...


Se päivän ensimmäinen huikka (that first sip of the day)

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>>75041751
*PPSSSHHTT*
*SSSSSSSIIPP*

Ahhh

That first sip of the day.

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marchand

Marchand is a fucking idiot

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brad marchand suspension incoming. Speared a guy in the cock
>the state of boston bruin and brad marchand

>three games in first intermission
>one goal between all three
really exciting

>>75041866
>le ADHD AUTISM NEED 10 GOALS A GAAME GUY
KYS

>>75041860
i doubt it. crosby didn't get suspended

>>75041852
>>75041853
>>75041860
he just had a sexual emergency and needed to play with someones cock and balls

>>75041889
Go watch the Oilels@Habs game from earlier this year fedora tipper

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>>75041685
She weird

>>75041898>
Marchand is a repeat offender and it looked a lot worse then a love tap on the hands. Not mention crosby's could me brushed off as trying to hit the stick, the same cannot be said for marchand.

>>75041860
This --> >>75041898
I hate him as much as the next guy. But he shouldn't get one, since Crosby didn't. Not a fine either for that matter

>>75041911
But can't help thinking what kind of freak she is on bed

>>75041931
no, crosby speared someone in the balls a day or two before he hacked methots finger off

>>75041931
i was referring to the o'rielly incident

>>75041931
I think you're forgetting about Crosby's stick to O'Reillys balls

https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/849407464407801856

wew lad

Much worse than Crosby's

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>>75041751
*BANG BANG BANG

Ahhh....

That first Nigger kill of the day

>>75041931
Agree with this. Rest of /hoc/ is irrational.

>>75041967
>>75041961
>>75041957
indeed forgot about that, my bad. Im still expecting a suspension just based of Marchands reputation.

>>75041942
probably boring, also youd be caked in fucking makeup when your through, and that shit doesnt just wash off in the shower

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>>75041853
>finally accomplishing something
>becoming an elite goal scorer in the league
>team CLAWING to make the playoffs
>can't help spearing a literally who in the dick

what the fuck is wrong with this guy

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>>75041976
wew lad

/hoc/ is shook AF

>>75041971
Can someone just knock him out already hes such a shit head turning around like he doesnt know what he did

>>75041911
>not having all kinds of weird boners for Yolandi

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>>75041991
Manlet syndrome

Detroit Red Wings @ Ottawa Senators Gamethread

>>75042008
>>75042008
>>75042008

i wish someone would shove marchand to the ice and fall on the back of his neck already, he doesnt deserve to be in the league

>>75041991
Some guys just can't control themselves. From my soccer days i remember that you just had to give a little love tap to someone and they completely lost their shit everytime.

>>75041942
>>75042015
I don't blame you

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>>75042016

>>75041991
hes a fucking maritimer

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>it's fucking BRAD MARCHAND bobblehead night

https://twitter.com/nhlbruins/status/848890697331691520

>>75042052
Surprised 6'6 Hedman didn't go ballistic on Marchand.

It's not everyday you have the opportunity to kill a talking, skating rat.