Man Utd: De Gea, Young, Bailly, Rojo, Blind, Carrick, Fellaini, Lingard, Herrera, Rashford, Ibrahimovic
Subs: Romero, Darmian, Fosu-Mensah, Shaw, Pogba, Mkhitaryan, Martial
Everton: Joel, Baines, Jagielka, A.Williams, Holgate, Barry, Davies, Gana, Barkley, Mirallas, Lukaku
Subs: Stekelenburg, Valencia, Calvert-Lewin, Lookman, Pennington, Kenny, J. Williams
Starts in 1 bong
I predict a draw
>no Valencia
>Mkhi dropped
>Lingard and Rashford keep their place
FUCKING HELL
Cowman wins
>>75035514
Daring prediction lad.
>>75035514
you're an absolute madman m8
>>75035522
I thought lingard at least played well v west brom. no mkhi is stupid though. still, getting to bring on pogba, mkhi and martial on later isn't so bad.
>news of Ibrahimovic leaving
fucking hell, lads. Looks like I gotta get laser removal again
hoping for the Everton lads to have a strong bounce back after the boys in red humiliated them
>>75035570
lmao why would he even consider playing 2 seasons in the Europa League
at least in LA he'll get some sun.
just put my life savings on the draw lads
>>75035596
b-b-but w-we m-might w-win Europa, l-lad
>Everton will unironically grab a cheeky win and go above Man U
>this lineup
Mou has truly lost it
>>75035646
>United
>lose
You don't follow football, do you lad?
>>75035646
>arsenal will be 7th if Everton win
>>75035625
looking at the teams in it manure probably will win it
>>75035646
>united
>lose
pick one
>>75035659
>>75035692
trust me on this one lads, it's been coming for a while
Rooney's been leaking Mou's tactics to Ronald
Trust me on this one lads, deserves a cheeky bet
>doesn't start until 8
ffs lads, what am I going to do for the next 45 minutes, bored as fuck
>>75035720
fap
>>75035720
Lift
Anybody else miss /spa/?
>Mourinho already resigned to a draw
wow, great ambition
>>75035732
i'm on SSRIs, no point
>>75035747
already been to the gym today
guess I will just play some civ and hope I dont end up missing the whole game
as much as i know it wont happen an Everton win would be amazing for the look on mou's face
>>75035498
>fellaini benching poogba
kinda expected desu
>>75035768
>/a/ with flags
no
You now remember Mouyes and United customers complaining about a campaign against United
>>75035778
as long as the ref allows fellaini to be fellaini (and they usually do), he is better
Kumiko
>You now remember Everton "Football" Club
>Juan Mata targeting Anderlecht second leg comeback
>Mouyes publicly shitting on Mhktaryian
>Keown BTFO of Mouyes in the studio
BASED
1 loss away from total meltdown, bonus butthurt for a bad ref decision
>>75035803
obsession
>win a League Cup and decide you've done enough so you can start your little pre-exit meltdown in the first season
wow
>le funny, confident, quotes man
Wish Zlatan would stop it. We're fucking 6th.
>>75035498
>100 gozillion euros to sit on the bench
what did mourinho mean by this?
>>75035901
and he's bailing in the summer
>>75035901
>6th
not yet lad, wait until tomorrow
>>75035848
do you genuinely think Herrera is a future captain?
He's probably my favourite united player right now. Don't see it though
>>75035907
He just returned from injury
do MacMillan just expect Liverpool fans to donate to them or something?
>>75035922
I dunno, I put that filename a while back. he does seem like one of the few players that genuinely loves the club. I can't really think of anyone in the team else you could call a future captain though
are Everton fans cuckolds?
>>75035936
>liverpool fans
>donate to anyone
they even ask the rest of England to donate to illsborough, lad.
Who /a/BU here
>>75035936
Liverpool fans are not coherent logical people. They're all sniffing glue all day
who knows whats going on in their heads
>>75035965
not sure actually
>pogba?
>>75035992
will he kiss the captain's arm band when he dabs?
>>75036003
Has pogba actually dabbed on his own after scoring a goal this season?
Enjoy the Europa League cockneys
ross barkley qualifies as black in my opinion
Is it a 4-3-3 I see?
>>75035992
if he stops being immature in the future, maybe
>>75035498
Right into these horrible munich manc twats
Fancy a few EL trips next year, COYB
>>75036030
Is he related to Charles?
come on everton
>>75035975
Urmom
>>75036038
4231 most likely, herrera or fellaini as the #10 with lingard and rashford out wide. can't wait for another 90 minutes of terrible crossing.
>>75036063
I lost my fucking mind last game with those fucking crosses
>all this Lingard bashing
wonder goal confirmed.
Everybody ABU tonight?
>Rooney has a pain in both ankles
Fat cunt
>United is literally the most disappointing club he's been to
wheres pooney
>>75036084
Lingard screamer with pogba assist incoming
>dab4thekids
>pogdab on the bench
screaming and wailing amd howling
Manchester United 0 - 6 Everton
>>75036118
>United turned into a London meme club full of black "culture" retards
Zlatan is cringe inducing, so obsessed with getting LAD bible articles written about him.
>Haha i'll be the next James Bond!!!
>>75036063
ellie why is pogba on the bench????
>>75035522
Lingard was one of the best players last game. Mkhi works better as impact sub anyway.
No Valencia could be a problem though.
>>75035803
>someone was obsessed enough to go through all games to make couple screens
Sad.
Kyle martino just called Marcus rashford a great striker. I hate that retard.
>>75036146
because he just came back from injury, mourinho just said he isn't ready
just spoke to the sky execs lads
1-1
a dodgy handball
boring match otherwise
>>75036175
>boring match otherwise
It's a Mourinho match, everybody knows this
>watching Manure
>not watching Lester
>>75036173
did he injure himself dabbing lmao
>mods have swept the board of all the good threads
>>75035803
Now make a collage of all the decisions that went against them
Do Manure fans honestly think they will finish above Arsenal?
>>75036184
how is Salford not full of suicides with the football played by Yernited under >Moyes, Van Laal and Mouyes
>>75036209
They all support City.
All the United fans live in London and got driven to committing terrorist attacks by Mouyes and Van Laal
>>75036201
>tfw just realised >we haven't finished above arsenal since 2013
is there gonna be a st. devils day now or what
>>75036185
It's obvious that Moyes will get slapped hard, while Mouyes might do something interesting, unlike WBA, Everton got a pretty shitty defense.
>>75036223
t. someone who has never stepped foot in Manchester
>>75036253
I have, it's a grey rainy shithole with tramps on every corner
AYE
Anyone have a link?
>>75036247
>mouyes doing anything other than score one then play sideways
at least there is a chance of a pitchside moyes meltdown
When was the last time you were at Old Trafford, lads?
Uniteds team really is shocking
>>75036284
April 2014 v Norwich
>picking out the Asians and the Indians
The BT cameraman is ABU as fuck.
1 First manager to play Eto at right back
2. First manager to have 2 world record breaking signings but fail to win the champions league with them
3. Cast out Kevin DeBruyne because he wasn't running around like a retarded chicken on the wing like he demanded
4. First manager to get blown the fuck out by his own physio
5. First manager to alienate his clubs greatest servant because they didn't obey him unquestionably
6 Sold Romelu Lukaku for pennies without inserting a buyback clause
7 Wasted the David Luiz money on a one season wonder like Matic
8. Turned Nigerias most promising attacking midfielder into a boring useless defensive midfielder
9 Begged for a Ruined Kaka then whined about how he wasn't good enough
11. Turned Ronaldo from an all around dominant force of nature into a petulant tap-in babby that can't perform without the rest of the team spoonfeeding him
12. Almost ruined Luka Modric
13. Turned an impressionably young highly creative attacking midfield into the modern day run around and do nothing player we see today, Oscar
14. Ruined Eden Hazard
16. Already ruined Martial's career
17. Convinced his club to spend 150mil for a dabbing Leroy Fer
20. trusted Thibaut Courtois to not be a rat after he betrayed DeBruyne and got rid of Cech
21. Hasn't developed a single young player ever in his entire 20 year career
23. Got sacked from the same club twice in under 3 seasons
24. Turned one of the best strikers in Europe into a pony-tailed Kevin Davies
25. First manager ever to play a 6 man defence against Liverpool
26. Has the best young striker in world football, and decides to ruin his career by playing him at left-wing back
27. He spent £50 million on Mkhitaryan then lies to the fans about why he won't play him
30. Literally demanded opposition manager can't celebrate goals against his team
105. Blamed his team's doctor for losing a match, and banished her from the club, which has now led to the club being sued in an employment tribunal
>>75036307
I've said it before and I'll say it again. It's all part of the elitist plan for cultural enrichment
I am sick of these Microsoft ads up their own arse
>>75036307
the cameramen in English football like to confirm /sp/ memes all the time for some reason
and they never show women, I don't get that
I foresee a boring 0-0 draw in your future
k im done
i might be back if something happens which is unlikley
MANCHESTER
APOLOGISE
>>75036339
If you watch the game you'll see United actually scored from two crosses.
>>75036284
saturday. unfortunately.
anyone have a really good stream for this?
>>75036327
Imagine spending the time to look through Mourinhos history and pick out newspaper highlights and compiling them in a list, saving it to your computer and posting it in threads
Atletico vs Leicester for Gibraltar.
how long til man utd start singing anti-liverpool fc songs
MANCHESTER
APOLOGISE
>20th century fox theme played at stadium
Why is the 20th century fox music playing?
>>75036418
>there's a "/pol/ news network" on twitter
what the fuck
Argie bro, i know u are lurking here somewhere
pls gib HD russian ace
>de gay hair
Ray Winston needs to fuck off
>>75036422
didn't they play Star Wars theme somewhere not so long ago?
any ellieposters in?
>>75036431
its less retard-y than PrisonPlanet
Reminder that Pochettino, Hodgson and Van Gaal all also called Luke Shaw a fat cunt and questioned his application.
I swear to christ
I will slit my wrists if we don't fucking stop drawing games
>>75036442
spurs play it all the time if I recall
>>75036437
BET IN PLAY, NAAAH
Where are all the germans and Americans tonight?
>>75036431
twitter was a mistake
lads, how do you pronounce Gueye?
My body is ready for disappointment.
Is mouyes getting exposed today??
>>75036460
It's G
>>75036460
gana
>>75036442
No it was the beginning of the Rocky theme as they existed the tunnel. Fitted quite well tbqh.
>watford can score against west brom
>we can't
>>75036450
what about a loss?
>>75036460
(You)
>>75036449
>le marauding wing back with no goals and 1 (one) career assist
>job interview tomorrow
>comfy watching football with spee
>gonna watch tomorrow night's football with spee too after my interview
It cools my nerves. I get very nervy for itnerviews..
>Mouyes
>>75036481
I'll stick my dick in a blender
>>75036456
Having a sex with ur mum
>lose a right back
>lose a shit center back
MUH EVERTON INJURIES
Fellaini
fuck off
>>75036491
Just bee yourself.
streaming:
streams.notahoneypot.me
>>75036460
გაიე
>shit at football
>top scorer in the league
>>75036402
It's not even remotely good either. I miss the time when ABU's were at least entertaining
>>75036507
just that the defense was their weakest aspect to begin with
schneiderlin's out too and he's been great at everton
love you Rashford
>I'm here in the thread as well
>>75036507
>>75036543
oh and boy lassie who started the season as their best player
TAKE THE FUCKING CHANCES
JUST TAKE THE FUCKING CHANCES
FUCK SAKE JUST TAKE YOUR FUCKING CHANCES
>Zlatan
>>75036562
Oh look a missed opportunity.
LMAO. Zlatan is shit. I knew he would never make it in the Premier League.
>>75036460
>gay.
Pogba has been invisible so far
How is it even possible to miss a league title with Ibra?
>that first touch
>parking the bus on a scoreless draw
I don't get it
FELLAINI
PASS THE FUCKING BALL PROPERLY FUCK SAKE
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>75036593
PL is the best in the world la
Let's play balls in behind... for Ibrahimovic.
>>75036593
Kane is better
>>75036615
but karate meme man can do the anything!!!
>>75036606
Figures
Zlatan is basically the poor man's Lukaku.
Can tell it's going to be one of those games already
How come it's so quiet ?
didnt realise match was on lads.
Should I bother or will I have another panic attack again?
>>75036633
I wouldnt cheer for this
>>75036637
watch lester instead m8
Lingard instead of Mkhitaryan is just atrocious.
>>75036637
Holby City is on BBC1, watch that instead
how have man utd spent so much money and they're really shit
i mean city and chelsea spent a lot of money and even when they're playing shit they can win games through pure quality of their players
Barclay a shit
>Harerruh.
>Ibrahimovitch!
>Harerruh.
everytime I ever think "I'm glad I'm not doing anything tonight, there's a game on" it's always a fucking crap game
sorry lads, thought it this morning
>>75036656
Literally both of those teams failed to win their last games while playing like shit.
What a goal
>>75036656
3 majorly different philosophies with Moyes, LVG and Mou creating huge player turnover without much planning.
>>75036656
united are anti-football
if they sign griezemann football is dead
>>75036656
the players. 3 managers now and were still shit using these players.
>>75036681
chelsea werent shit they just couldn't finish
Davis looks like an old man
is Barkley retarded, there was literally one (1) pass available, and he still didn't choose it
how the fuck is Barry 11 games off Giggs' amount of games played?
Mourinho's comments at the weekend were worrying as fuck. He complemented the whole team other than the front 4 that "didn't win the game for the team". He expects to attack and win with just 4 players. It's the same again tonight - the defence and midfield rigid as fuck, no one making forward runs out of position. It's no wonder we've drawn so many times this season.
>>75036721
By playing 11 fewer games than Giggs over the course of his career.
>>75036721
he's played 11 fewer games than Ryan Giggs
>>75036723
Yep. pretty much
0-0 draw you say?
>>75036721
he's been around for a lot longer than you think
I don't know why Man U threads even exist on spee. They are just full of ABUs, never any actual United supporters besides that weird Argentine who posts fucking cartoon pictures or whatever.
All the real United supporters know where the real game threads are and it's not on 4chan.
>lingard
if Barkley wasn't a footballer he looks like he be the kind of guy who tries to sell you sugar instead of Ketamine at a festival and then try and get with all the girls in your group
COMMIT PLAYERS FORWARD
>trashford
>>75036721
just goes about his business without much noise and never gets injured
>he will leave everton this summer leaving him just short still
@75036751
>tfw reminded Im in a United thread
:v)
Luke Shaw is fat...
.... FAT
>>75036751
GOOD post.
how does this team still surprise me with their shite finishing. its amazing.
>>75036762
he is thicc
>>75036747
I'm a United fan and an L.A galaxy fan
>>75036747
RedCafe started filtering swear words. No thank you.
>trashford
>>75036751
>tfw a tranny has bigger penis than i
>>75036590
Had no idea he was playing tbqh.
>>75036766
It's as if >we don't even practice
>>75036762
I wonder if the other players tug his flabs in the shower
>>75036762
>yfw you go to buy a cheeky half time pie but luke shaw has already eaten them all and so you dont get a pie
>>75036772
the fat acceptance movement is a cancer
>>75036732
>>75036734
thanks for the (You)s
>>75036766
what do you expect playing two black academy pacebabbies up front
you're worse than arsenal
>>75036593
Ibra is Giroud-tier.
ross barkley is better than gerrard la
>>75036779
How could you root for the team Gerrard was in?
>>75036783
The guys are only 5 foot
if Luke Shaw was a capital city he'd be Luke Warshaw
davies is 100 times better than barkey at everything already, passing, decision making, tackling, commitment and positioning
>>75036793
are you implying that you wouldn't shag that arse?
I had no idea I was on /b/
can you not post your trannies and shemales
>>75036818
High bar being set
>>75036818
he looks slow to every ball 2bh
he looked way out of his depth at anfield
think he's been playing too many games
>tfw nobody calls him Shaq anymore
>>75036817
Come on you can do better than that
>>75036827
calm down lad its only luke shaw
>>75036827
cant handle the banter m8?
Can't wait until Chelshit pay 60 million pounds for Shitkaku and he flops for them.
>>75036844
kek
>Gay.
Herrera is an embarrassingly shit player
>Chicarito's number isn't retired
Ungrateful United cunts
>>75036847
name one striker that has been a flop at chelsea
>>75036845
it's not banter it is completely degenerate
my stream is about 2 minutes behind, has anything happened yet?
>Luke Shaw is healthy lads. I swear
not fat, just THICC
>>75036808
weekendatRonaldos.webm
>>75036827
I agree with this lad, can we get back to posting anime?
kill me lads
>mouyes
Welp, time to kill myself
lolwut
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT YOU STUPID CUNTS
FUCK OFF
>MOUYES
kek what the fuck was that defending
AYYYYYYY LMAO
>de pedo's haircut
ay
HOLY FUCK THE STATE OF MANURE
>MOUYES
>DE GAY
>POONITED
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
>>75036864
>torres
>sheva
must be bait
lmao
>MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE >MANURE
>de gay
>Ynited
Here we go
Fucksake
right I'm off to kill myself
goodnight everyone
>MOUYES
>mouyes
>DE GAY
EVERTON NO NO NO
No 6th place please no 6th
Holy kekkles that finish
>>75036831
it was supposed to be more of a slam on barkley than a compliment
>>75036839
barkley thinks his only purpose in the paul mersey derby is to injure the opposition
>>75036864
Torres.
De Gay
e
G
a
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA JAGS OVERHEAD
Lol that's the fucking shittest goal I've ever seen!
>mouyes
on the plus side, at least we'll get an undeserved 90th minute equaliser
>mouyes
>we have to score 2 now
ffs
ʰᵃʰᵃ
>>75036913
Is that Tony Bennett or Robert De Niro?
Fuck this, I'm gonna watch Studio 66 instead.
hahaha
lmao
FUCKIN HELL ROCKO
>7. Arsenal
bruh
I'm done. I don't know why i even bother watching this shit anymore
>mouyes
>>75036911
this ones good
lmao
>>75036911
name?
>>75036920
>>75036896
>win CL and Europa b2b
>flop
>Rojo
>de Gay
10/10 would laugh again
>mouyes
why are they playing ibra with a bunch of sunderland tier players?
>>75036911
Cute! CUTE!
>de hey uh
Bit annoyed with that goal desu, lads.
>>75036911
what is it about men with dicks that is so appealing, but post op trannies are completely disgusting
K E K
>United 0-1 down
>Lazio 1-0 [3-0] up
I'm having a good time
>>75036955
How about Shevchenko you absolute mong?
United's problem is that they're too good for the premier league
>>75036908
post dickblend
>>75036941
nothing good on at this time
wonder if claire is on tonight
>>75036941
>Studio 66
seriously bro? you're on the internet
>>75036953
keith
>>75036964
"Because they played on saturday"
>de gay
Good games, fellas.
FUCK YOU JOSE
WHERE IS MARTIAL? WHERE IS MKHI
HOW MANY FUCKING GAMES HAS RASHFORD PLAYED WELL IN WHEN HE'S STARTED
FUCK OFF
Definitely rubbing one out to cheer myself up after this abhorrent performance. Probably go for Malena Morgan
Inb4 Luke Shaw comes on in injury time so Mou can blame him for the loss
when's the next lukaku bloot scheduled?
Can't wait for Mourinho to get sacked we haven't played well all season
>>75036976
yeah good point
i just wanted to throw some love for based Torres
>>75036955
Mateja Kezman, Adrian Kokehead, Samuel Etoo, Michy Batsuaiiii, Romelu Lukaku, Your bait
>>75036983
>claire
hopefully
can't be dealing with all the fucking grannies they have on recently
either way this pouty blond is good enough for now
What the heck is this
SAF IN
Bet >we'll lose in the europa league to some meme team too
had a bloody poo lads, bit concerned
post mouyes daughter
Lukaku is such shit
ABUwinslol
RASHFORD HAS ALREADY PEAKED. HE'LL BE AT SUNDERLAND NEXT SEASON
I wonder how ferguson feels like when he sees man u now
Time for this set piece to hit the closest Everton player that isn't in the wall
>mouyes
Is Mourinho finished as a major title winning manager?
>NBCSN commentator unironically recommending Man Utd players to "just bee yourself"
No Pogba tonight?
>>75037032
these last few games have dropped every last bit of confidence I had on the EL. anderlecht will probably do us in
>>75037040
kek
Hi guys is this the >mouyes thread?
>>75037040
Heh
>>75037047
literally won a major title last month, you nigger.
>>75037051
injured by the memes
>>75037033
exit only, Nigel
keep the black penis out of there
>>75037040
called it
>>75037040
psychic la
>>75037038
Yeah I don't rate Rashford
mirallas is a fucking idiot and a shit player
>Blind taking free kicks
sad
Im off for a wank lads. Really need to calm down after all these shite performances. Who is the latest cum queen?
why did tom davies shave his beard off?
JUST FUCK OFF
>>75037063
>rumbelows cup
>major
no lad
>Man Utd: De Gea, Young, Bailly, Rojo, Blind, Carrick, Fellaini, Lingard, Herrera, Rashford, Ibrahimovic
>Subs: Romero, Darmian, Fosu-Mensah, Shaw, Pogba, Mkhitaryan, Martial
>most expensive squad ever assembled
>>75037033
if it was fresh red blood then you're ok probably hemorrhoids
>>75037082
apologise
this one will go in
(to the crowd)
I guarantee they don't score
>>75037038
>be a teenager
>get to the match 16 because team is injured
>get to the starting XI because team is more and more injured
>start against Arseshit
>score cuz >Arseshit
>score again cuz >ARSESHIT
>become "the last hope of Englel homegrown talent"
>never do anything of significance ever
story of Rashford's life
>>75037036
Yeah, but somehow his stats are always great
>>75037082
Oh you nearly got BTFO
FUCK SAKE
WHAT CAN WE FUCKING DO TO SCORE
>>75037047
Why would there be so many toilets beside each other
it literally is one of those days again fuck me
>>75037063
>Major Title
Every team plays under 21's in it. Is this how far Utd have fallen?
>Major Title
>manure
>>75037082
>you
I guess
robles should have done better, but he was scared of the post, but he crashed into it anyway
HEEM SLEEPY
How could you miss that really
>>75037120
wew
I mean he's not terrible at it but this is the club of Beckham and the likes
literally my worst nightmare as a kid was hitting my head to a post when I played goalkeeper
>>75037124
Days? It's been one of those years.
>wall doesn't jump
fucking annoying as shit every time
ARE THEY STILL GOING FOR SHITTY CROSSES?
>Keeper dead on the floor
>Still miss
>>75037082
>Dutch knowledge of soccer
No wonder see your national team sucks balls.
>>75037121
hitting the target from a foot out usually does the trick
>>75037121
Bribe woodwork
>boochester boonited
>>75037114
so many such englel cases, sad!
Mourinho is too fucking scared of opposition teams.
His team selections are embarrassing.
This Zlatan ad is terrifying
>>75036223
this
>robles being praised
he was slow as fuck and should have boxed it to the side
david moyes didnt die for this.
>>75037115
a lot of his goals are meaningless,he scored 2 vs Hull after Everlel already up 2 0
Lads I'm losing faith in football. Is there even a point in supporting a team? Why not just sit back and enjoy everything and all goals scored? Why stick to one team?
MOST EXPENSIVE TEAM OF ALL TIME
>6TH (SIXTH)
>tfw you lived to see manure become midtable
praise kek
so it's Heaton, Foster, Randolph, Grant, Boruc, Foster again and now Robles (or Shekelenburg), who'll all have worldies against United?
That's not an accident anymore...
>>75037163
Remember the Watford match at the start of the season
>>75037154
Fuck off
this is how mourinho teams tend to play though, not sure why anyone is surprised. He's supposed to bring titles, not good enjoyable football
when will mourinho get sacked?
How is that Mouyes jacket called?
>>75037169
I need it in gif format
>>75037149
Blind wouldn't even be on the bench for the United and Dutch NT of old
>>75037177
>boo hoo we don't win everything every year any more
>>75037176
I know, i always found he was shit. But yet, almost every year he has great stats.
Why isnt davies wearing any shinpads/ long socks?
United need to get lukaku and get rid of zlatan
>>75037185
>Robles
>Worldie
He made a basic free kick save and was facing the wrong way for the rebound. Any decent keeper saves that easily
>>75037185
it stopped being bad luck a long long time ago. there's something about this squad that's making them completely shit the bed in front of goal
>>75037185
The finishing is just shit, they've probably been average
>>75037177
because it's fucking nothing without the emotional investment
>>75037207
he wants to be different
>tfw got sky bet shaken
>>75037185
>makes one save he should make
HES HAVIN A WORLDIE NOTHING YOU CAN DO FUCKING UNLUCKY MOUYES BEST MANAGER IN THE WORLD
>>75037121
Don't worry, the transfer committee are in talks with all PL clubs about purchasing their goalposts for next season.
>>75037195
>titles
>>75037177
cause when >your team scores YOU REALLY FUCKING FEEL IT LAD
Repeating digits decide what I put here.
>>75037208
I thought they were in the hunt for nerman?
>>75037215
unless you bet on a match
>>75037203
I don't support United
>>75037215
It can be a very technical and entertaining game to watch
>>75037177
>when you're from London and have 0 connection to a winning team that is now shit
>>75037177
Alternatively, you could support a club that has absolutely no hope of winning anything ever.
>>75037177
That depends. Does your team have a certain tradition and a local culture or is it a plastic team of mercenaries bought by some Arab oil sheikh whose falsified shirts are the rage in Thailand and Cameroon?
Daily reminder that Football """genius""" Jose MORONiho actually paid £100m for a meme he has no idea how to play when he could have bought maybe even three world class, proben midfielders for the money.
Dab connoisseur inbound
>>75037233
I want to give mummy my cummies
>>75037233
Hitler did nothing wrong
>pookaku
Nigkaku heroballing.
>>75037233
heil hitler
Lukaku is such a selfish cunt
lukaku bottling it in important games again
>>75037233
>mouyes
>>75037221
cash it
>>75037266
Nice.
>>75037233
Just one whiff of your anus
>luke
>>75037185
robles has done nothing
>>75037233
"Hurry up you worthless niggers"
>>75037266
neat
>>75037185
its systematic racism against utd
>>75037255
Lots of rich history
>>75037256
Name one world class central midfielder who has gone for 30mil recently
>yfw too big for the club
>>75037233
>Repeating digits decide what I put here.
>>75037266
This is physically painful to watch
>>75037233
is there a discount for virgins?
>>75037266
WINNER WINNER WINNER
>>75037268
how is this game important
it's a mid table shitfest
>Lingard
>Rashford
>Fellaini
>Young
What the fuck am I even expecting? These are bottom half PL teams.
>>75037277
any keeper who makes saves instead of allowing united to score is having a once in a lifetime worldie and could keep a team of 11 fat ronaldos out for 30 hours straight
according to these lads
Does Ibrahimovic ever run
>>75037266
Classic.
>Everton send United back to 6th if they win
Seeing the replay of the goal
DE GEA BTFO
>>75037256
>Implying it was Mourinho decision
Seriously, all that garbage marketing with this guy was the reason he was ultimately bought. A commercial of his mom yelling him by his last name, garbage phrases like unlimited creativity while showing him dab while standing on the ball, a fucking emoji. Come on, man.
>>75037210
>>75037224
I know, that's why I said "he will".
>>75037212
>>75037213
I blame Pogba's shooting. He's just terrible at it.
damn goalie is on fire
did liverpool pay robles off at the weekend?
>>75037293
would-marry / 10
>>75037310
he's 35, what do you want from him
>>75037246
>It can be a very technical and entertaining game to watch
you have to be Guardian journalist-tier of posh football connoisseur to actually watch football for pure technical appeal. without the tribalism you're missing 2/3rds of the appeal
>>75037322
#Pogback la
>man utd just shoot from 20-30 yards
>for the whole game
>easy saves
>AH MAH GAD 30 SHOTS ON TARGET JUST LUCK
>>75037221
Cash i
now
>pass across the goal mouth and no one's there
>player recovers the ball only to dribble it out for an Everton throw
Fuck's sake
>>75037177
>>75037252
This is what I do
>>75037352
>make decent shot at saveable height
>gets saved
>KEEPER IS ON GOD MODE WTF
>no one in the fucking box
>Zlatan too lazy
>Lingard and Rashford told to stay back to defend against the mighty Mirallas
>Pogba left this years CL winners to be a midtable chump
Based
>slippy M
>mirallas
hahahaha
>le slip
>>75037221
who is that paki you chatting to
>>75037221
Gamble mate, you'll look like a right prick if you could've had more. It's only a fiver stake
are the everton supporters louder or is it just me?
>>75037266
Fug.
I'll post the receipt if they decide to deliver it
>>75037344
I've been falling out of love with the game. Seeing overpaid footballers running around being bad at football. It's more about the money now than the fans
>maybe if we keep playing Fellaini he will get better
>>75037221
I quit gambling a year ago so I am living vicariously through you lad. Post full selection lad
>>75037391
they're the only supporters in the stadium, the rest are customers
>>75037352
if you'd watch any of the games earlier in the season you'd know how many 1v1s have been bottled
>>75037393
The absolute Dutchman
Hope you don't get v&, friend.
>>75037393
they're going to shit in your food
>>75037391
Just you
>>75037391
away crowd is without exception louder in the premier league
>>75037344
this. pro sports are essentially our psychological replacement for going to war.
I don't rate Ibra.
>>75037393
you fucking madman
why wont lester score?
Can we just agree that:
>Pogba's passing
>Pogba's headers
>Pogba's dribbles
brety gud
>Pogba's work rate
>Pogba's hairstyles
pretty shit
>Pogba's shooting
>Pogba's price tag
worse that dog shit
>>75037393
that meal.
stephen is that you
>>75037397
watch your local lower/non-league side, trust me lad.
I've fallen massively in love with my local team, who I shunned for years because of shit-tier football. You realise how much of the enjoyment is away from the pure quality of the players.
Jesus Christ Old Trafford is quiet
>>75037393
loooooooool
made me giggle
>>75037393
italianen vinden dat lachen
>>75037393
madman
DE GEA BTFO
>>75037393
>all for the sake of a few (You)s on a laotian shoe repair forum
lukaku is fucking shit
>bt sport advertising live rape
>>75037438
Every stadium in Britain is quiet nowadays
>>75037393
doing what you said you would do
noice tbqh
>>75037451
reddit is that you?
why do peaople rate Lukaku again?
>>75037457
that goal was de vrij's fault 2bh
lazio are drawing
>>75037423
>ibra doesn't score for a week and suddenly people start doubting him
name 1 (one) player that's this consistently good at this age
>>75037393
I wouldn't joke with someone who is responsible for my food.
>>75037393
this storyline is now the only reason I'm watching this shit game
Why is this thread so dead? ABU's used to be stronk
>>75037457
What did he mean by that?
>>75037479
Gerrard
>yellow card for touching ibra
thank fuck daylight savings is over so I can watch football at a reasonable time
>>75037475
Top goalscorer in the epl m8
Waiy, when did Mata get injured?
Called this shit at the start of the game
>>75035522
>>75037488
literally have no idea how he's scored so many goals after just watching him in this game and vs liverpool at the weekend
utterly pocketed by both team's defenders.
>>75037486
united being shite is not a novelty any more
>>75037475
le big dik nig upfront
>>75037469
GOT it from twitter. Is supposed to be funny. Fucking laugh
>>75037343
Gareth Barry is 36 and he still runs Ibra is just jogging
>>75037488
he is a good player if you want him to score you a few ez goals when you're winning by a goal or two
WHY ARE YOU GOING ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT YOU CUNT
>>75037479
me
luca toni
ze roberto
buffon
chiellino
pirlo
roono
ibrahimovic
etoo
iniesta
me again
puyol
oliver khan
jon tery
lampard
gerard
puyol
henry
david vila
philip lahm
steve sidwell
>>75037441
Marokkanen ook?
>>75037501
groin surgery over the weekend
>>75037524
>>75037525
oh for fuck sake
>>75037507
by scoring 2 goals against 10 man hull who had already admitted defeat
his goals give everton about 6 points all season
>>75037535
die begrijpen dat toch niet
>>75037525
>>75037524
Why do you do this ? What's the point?
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what did the customers mean by this
>>75037507
It's because Everton aren't that good and Koeman always brings it hard and negative in big games. Lukaku actually thrives when the team is in control of the ball, not countering. People just assume otherwise because he's big, strong and got some pace on him.
>>75037432
Good:
-hollywood balls
-headers
-dinked through ball
Meh:
-tackling
Shit:
-work rate
-short passing
-concentration
-attitude
-shooting
I can seriously see him leaving within the next few years
Joe Oaks motm. That guy did some good stops.
>>75037149
>soccer
Still no pizza.
>>75037758
How do you feel about your chances at Stamford Bridge? Is >stones and >otamendi up for it?
>poogba
>>75038064
WE'RE all in the new thread now
how do customers deal with paul pogba walking on the pitch... he is the only guy who walks around, he throws his hands up at his team mates, he is worse then CR7 with none of the production...
kevin mirallas is a fucking cunt
>>75036175
F U G
>>75036175
>>75036175
wtf
>>75036175
>>75036175
wena nido