Monkey news edition.
Brazzies finally enter the competition. We actually have interesting matches this week. IN-THREAD YOUTUBE STREAMS!!!!!!11
Today in Copa Conmebol Sudamericana [this space for rent] 2017
> Independiente vs Alianza Lima
> Petrolero Yacuiba vs not that Universidad Catolica
> Cruzeiro vs not that Nacional
All games start in 6 bongs and 45 bings (from now on Timeslot 1)
Wednesday's matcheses
> Ponte Preta vs Gimnasia y Esgrima LP
> Defensa y Justicia vs Sao Paulo*
2 bongs and 30 bings before Timeslot 1 (from now on Timeslot 2)
> not that Everton vs Patriotas
1 bong after Timeslot 2
> Corinthians vs Universidad de Chile
> Fluminense vs not that Liverpool
At Timeslot 1
Thursday's matcheses
> Sport Recife vs Danubio
> not that Estudiantes vs Sol de America
At Timeslot 2
> Oriente Petrolero vs Deportivo Cuenca
At Timeslot 1
* Defensa vs Sao Paulo was moved from Thursday to Wednesday due to Argentina's political meltdown. They would be playing at Lanus or Racing's stadium.
This is would finally finish First Stage's first leg. First Stage will be done by June the 1st
For those who dont know the new format
> Argentina & Brazil get 6 teams, everyone else get 4 teams
> To avoid the dumb Argie/Brazzie cannibalization, now Brazil is North Zone and Bolivia is now South Zone.
> The 8 third teams from Copa Libertadores group stage + Olimpia & Junior will join in Second Stage
> Champion will not play next year's Sudamericana anymore
> Tournament is still six stages long, making Copa Sudamericana STILL a complete joke
Monkey News?
First week flashback
Ooooh, Chimpanzee That! MONKEYNEWS yerff-cc--grr
This week menu
Easier than last week, more recognisable crests
who /real liverpool here?
NEGRO Y AZUL
>>75036657
Do you guys also slip?
>>75036690
we all slip sometimes in life
but this one won´t slip
>>75036657
ROYÓOOOON
can't wait to see this thread crash and burn
haha I made a joke
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
You are going to watch the semis of the Concachampions too, right friendly southerns anons?
>>75038995
Is it today?
>>75039016
Yeah, today is the first semis Pachuca vs Dallas. (1-2 on the first leg). This will define if the tournament is a Mexicowinslol or if a Burger gets a chance. The other leg is for Tigres
>>75035479
>Defensa vs Sao Paulo was moved from Thursday to Wednesday due to Argentina's political meltdown. They would be playing at Lanus or Racing's stadium.
Context?
OOGA BOOGA
WHERE THE ROCHAS AT?
>>75039068
Post stream now
>>75039085
Official statement
> Due to the announcement of a general strike in Argentina, and the lack of security, logistic and transport services, Defensa-Sao Paulo has to be played in wednesday.
Redpilled version
Teachers and the most importants national workers union are plotting against our president. Technically teachers are demanding a raise but the CGT & CTA are just trying to sabotage Macri's government
who /vamoschape/ here?
I had actually forgotten about Recopa. Did it change its logo as well? And how was the intro?
Do we still hate Atl. Nacional?
>>75040705
YES
>>75040072
here
>>75040705
yes, bunch of hypocrite fucks
>>75040776
>hypocrite fucks
Why?
>>75040657
Yes. It feels really weird without any sponsors in the logo.
And the new theme is meh, better than current Libertadores and former Sudamericana, but nothing nearly as good as classic Libertadores theme.
>>75040705
Which "we" are you referring to? Brazilians, southamericans, /copalib/?
gringo checking in
Kingnaldo
Chape 1 - 0 Nacional
>>75040870
Southamericans and /copalib/
>>75040854
It's better without sponsors, though it sounds lame because they copied UEFA almost word by word, again:
>UEFA Supercup
>CONMEBOL Recopa
Recopa CONMEBOL Sudamericana sounds better. Anyway, at least it has sponsors, unlike Sudamericana.
> be OP
> totally forgot about Recopa
> thought Atletico was in Chapeco for a charity match or something
> tfw
>>75041251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1c7cI0N5pE
Armani is a meme
>he actually expected to be called for the NT
>>75041268
Colombia or Argentina? because if it's Argentina I have to remind you that Romero is our keeper.
>>75041268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYad_iLTMuQ
>>75041251
Thats a tumblr filename you fuck, get out of here
>>75041279
He thinks he's better than Andujar.
>>75041374
Someone mentioned Andujar, I get to post this chimpout where Andujar looked tough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyhkPv3A1cE
>>75041268
>>75041304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov7riaL5Fbw
>>75041251
> Petrolero-Catolica is already on
you done fucked up m8
>>75041417
>Si los jugadores de Gimnasia patearan la pelota con las ganas con las que pateaban a Andujar, harian mejores campañas.
kek
2-1 kek
Chape winning in plane sight
>Nacional refballing
>AGAIN
ERA PENAL
>that montage at the end
FUCK, NOT AGAIN
Bojosaurio
>Cruzeiro
Deja vu
>>75043317
I've just been in this place ...
>>75043340
kekekekekekekeke
>>75043340
>its 2017 and Giiotti just missed another penalty
>>75043340
hi lad
>>75043317
>>75043340
>>75043446
>it's a parapam episode
Independent vs Lemonade Alliance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOrmiKlBD2w
Crosseiro vs National
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWl-zZYn_5Y
*/copalib/ at nite's Concachampions stream coming soon"
>>75039068
>The other leg is for Tigres
tan asi?
>>75043340
what's going on here?
>go lemonade alliance!
>>75043811
>crosseiro
>not cuzeiro
>>75044073
post more messi makes me think
>>75044231
this one blew my mind
>>75044280
2/10, you can do better than that
>>75044280
how many you have?
>>75044354
4
but he named one messi makes me think 5 to fool us all
>>75044343
My cerebellum cells are beating at an arrhythmical order right now
>>75044432
saved
>>75044464
WANCHOPE WANCHOPE WANCHOPE
>>75044504
I know we are all full grown-up villeros/favelados gentlemen here, but do you think we have enough memes to pull out our own general's team? I mean, hipothetically, we are totally not playing this https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//sp/erb_Owl
>>75044597
Maybe. I bet we can have enough memes to put up a team, but it will have to be about all /conmebol/, not just /copalib/.
WHEN'S GRÊMIO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA54Vf3nOe0
>tfw 6 days until GREMIO again
>tfw my team will play tonight at Maracanã but I can't go to the game because it will end late and niggers run wild at night
I fucking hate this country sometimes
>>75053880
I forgot pic
>Everton
>Liverpool
Why can't you guys create your own names?
on the last episode of mr robot series 2 someone recommend a hue approved show to watch next
>>75054586
Watch The Sopranos and don't forget to eat your gabagool
>>75053880
talk about rio man i don't have to worry about returning to my home after a late game.
sounds like a little bit like you are a beta
>>75053880
Is it really that dangerous? Or is it only in your neighborhood?
>>75054667
Rio is dangerous at night, you fucktard.
>>75054674
There is a favela next to the closest train station of my home.
Niggers and crack addicts go there to rob people at night.
>>75054586
GoT
brazilians love it, I've watched BR reaction vids on youtube to some of the episodes
they were chimping out, but positively
>>75054962
and where is the, you know, police?
are they all at the copacabana to protect tourists?
>>75055100
M8, police don't stop them from robbing people.
They make some arrests, but most of them are underages and the law protect minors.
Bump
Please let us win Corinthians
Who gimnasia lifelong here? 130 years of no championships and counting
>>75056036
Please win Corinthians
>>75054966
>reaction vids
>e-celebs
>brazilian e-celebs
wew
DEFENSE
AND
JUSTICE
does anyone have links to streams?
>>75056210
Defensa y Justicia x São Paulo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBR8osPNBTY
Ponte Preta x Gimnasia La Plata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOU22vKFdGA
Everton x Patriotas Boyacá
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGk63ED9hYY
>>75056267
thanks, Ronaldo
let's go Defe let's go!
>>75036101
Boston River is absolutely based
Guys, can you recommend me a good app/website for news about South American football (in English)?
im here for Beccacece
Which match should I watch ?
>>75054586
scream queens
i would pay a lot for Carrie Fisher daugher to say things to me during sex, i don't even need to have sex with her
Official thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d-XmZRgshY
News in english? I guess Spain's Marca and Sport has a Southamerica/Americas section in its english version.
Most footy results apps have all SA league results, my spanish version of Football Results (besoccer) is pretty updated with a lot of news, but I don't know if they have them in the english versions, since I think they are user submitted, but I Cant really tell
>>75036101
>That Boston River
>That totally not Penharol
For me it's Boyacá Patriots
>>75056672 meant to >>75056458
>>75056406
> Boston River Montevideo Uruguay
Could totally pass as four different teams
>Peñarol - Nacional is also today
>No links
desu senpai
>>75057061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jecZEUbacU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW75I6g3T4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZcQb48j7vs
>>75056504
more like beccachiste am i rite
>>75057061
Nice, didn't know it
>Tenfield
sulamericana more like 0-0cana am i right?
>>75057403
Everton 1-0 Patriotas Boyacá
Probably everybody in Sudamericana uses Quintana attack strategy.
Jaime Lannister coaching Defensor
>Buffadeus
Chavez is honestly gay not even memeing here
>Crashing his legs
>>75057888
why does he wear the mask?
>>75044597
pls no, I-m already rooting for /F1/ and /cyc/
[spoiler]The captain will be EL MAS FUERTE, right?[/spoiler]
>>75058020
SPOILER TAGS ON SP FUCKING WHEN HIRO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>bolso
>>75057888
If I pulled that off, will he die?
>>75035479
Defence and Justice for All
>>75039606
>>75058333
What are rochas?
>>75058356
>>75058356
Morochas=brown girls
>>75058356
vamos corinthians porra
>>75058737
Tem TV na cadeia?
>>75059046
Na cadeia tem tudo, fi.
Sleep tight, Liverpool.
>>75059232
ESTO NO SE RESBALA
who /ABL/ here?
>>75059356
please dont say that
>>75058356
> Almost an hour ago
> no brazzie has replied with you-know-what-crest image
>tfw watch this game just for the atmosphere
>>75059448
this one?
how many will liverpoo lose by?
Fucking finally gabriel with the fucking rocket in his fucking shoe
this will not fucking slip
Who is Liverpoo's manager? He's getting EXPOSED real hard in this game.
LGTSS
>NACIOMAL
>A
>C
>I
>O
>M
>A
>L
>Liverpool from Uruguay has the same number of PL titles as the fake liverpool
>PENADOY
> Corintios vs Chile's University
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGk63ED9hYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnaqSO_1ORM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_SngX69jiI
> Fluminense vs Piscina de Higados
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GYOnrwgXOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6RUiKlmArw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgokPvHet-E
Concocha semifinals
> Los Capasblancas de Vancouver vs Tigers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8LLdugOvkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qmj-GaN6eM
> D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O > D A N U B I O
>>75059448
This one?
> "LOS PAROS SONA UNA HERRAMIENTA VIEJA"
Se esta quemando sola la hotwheels en TN
>peñarol choking this hard
ESPN Hue decided to show this game for some reason and I decided to watch it, thank god.
>>75059774
>DAT SLIP
>LETTING THE LEADING SLIP
TOPPEST JEJ
Hopefully La U fans will chimpout again and will break more chairs. I broke some of those chairs from that shit stadium at a derby once, I regret nothing.
>>75059837
jesus fuck dude you are hardcore, is that from the one you lost 6-1?i would break too
>>75059837
this is why Copa Lib is GOAT
god bless you hue bro
>>75059858
tbf any plastic chair in Southamerica is meant to be destroyed. It's their purpose in lyfe
>>75059858
No, it's from the 2-2 at the paulista semi in 2015, when >we won on benultys right in their face.
>>75059837
YEEEEES THEY ARE DOING IT AGAIN, GODSPEED CHILENOS
>>75059922
o ano que a gente foi a melhor campanha da historia dos pontos corridos?tinha esquecido.
pena que vocês não ganharam o paulista desse ano ai, tava torcendo pra vocês.
Só torce pra Leila comprar um mundial pra vocês
HAHAHHA CHILEAN FANS BTFO
chileans are literally the worst race in south america
>>75059837
>Break chairs from the stadium cause its corinthian's
>realize that you paid for the stadium
>you just wasted your own money
EL GORDO DE CENTRAL REBORN
>hurr durr let's destroy those plastic chairs
Subhuman rabble.
>>75059996
Ganhando de todo mundo, menos do papai de vocês, kek. Kisses from mama Leila.
>>75060110
ANDÁ A LA CANCHA, BOBO intensifies
>>75060154
La U as always, making Sudamericana great again
>>75060135
Foi ela que pagou 100 milhões pro time levar gol do Jô?Não consigo lembrar direito
>>75060093
I paid for it, I might as well break the whole thing down if I want to.
>>75060182
>being this mad
Kek, skunks are pure lulz.
>>75060202
nao to bravo não só to perguntando, foram os 3 que levaram do Jô só queria lembrar quem foi que pagou 100 milhões.
lembra quando o Gabriel Jesus fez gol em classico?
>>75060202
>I paid for it, I might as well break the whole thing down if I want to
- /copalib/
I JUST WANTED TO WATCH THE GAMES WHILE EATING SOMETHING, BUT THE FUCKING PIZZA PLACE IS TAKING FOREVER TO DELIVER IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75060233
just have your mom heat up some digiornio
>>75060218
Calm down, anon, one day you'll have more derby wins on your "own" stadium than us. Maybe not if you keep this pace up of winning one derby every two years.
>Cúrinthia
>>75060275
I'm living alone, anon ;_; (and we don't have digiorno in here, only some shit that is 90% plastic, 4% pizza and 6% nightmares).
>>75060320
yeah, that sounds like digiornio
>>75060278
talvez um dia vocês tenham 2 mundiais, do jeito que ta vai ter que esperar uns 100 anos pra inventar mais um.
>>75060233
>not having emergency pizza stored
Top kek, sheeple.
>>75060233
go to the roosevelt they have pizza for 10 reais, in front of the stadiums too
Someone add the Gordo de La U to the copalib collage.
>>75060360
>watches majin boo saga once
>>75060331
>being this mad with your daddy
>while your team plays
>the city of corinthians
Chileans chimping out just shows how CONMEBOL championships are the greatest.
Hope the police shows some hospitality and beat some of them to complete the show
>>75060360
omg i cant breathe
>>75060360
>>75060385
Neither can he.
>>75060382
> tfw we will never live our grandpas' /copalib/ nights of tangerines bombardments and pitch invasion
>mfw order pizza but they dont deliver
>>75060360
>tfw so fat you can't reach in front of your belly
>>75060360
> Anda a la UFC bobo
>reminder that the corinthians president literally begged to the palmeiras president not to sign the player he wanted
>>75060360
this is incredible
>>75060435
ROUND ONE
FIGHT
>>75060435
>>75060435
beta uprising
normies get OUT
>>75060360
I fucking miss /copalib/ lads
>>75060360
>when DHARMA is starting shit again
>>75060360
>>75060360
*blocks your path*
>>75060594
lmao
>>75060594
kek
>>75060594
> filename
>>75060594
It should be E. Honda. Just sayin.
Magic Jadson is like the best long shooter in the country for real
>>75060360
this guy walks into your country and slaps your delivery boy's pizza. what do you do?
>>75060594
>>75060678
call ICE
>>75060685
> that bounce
holy shit i wake up my dogs laughing
>>75060547
How can UEFA Plastic League ever compete?
>chileans
>>75060685
H-he's fast!!!
>>75060685
>>75060685
is this a student in Universidad del Chile? What is his major?
>>75060781
weight
>>75060806
oh my gosh
>>75060781
gastronomy
>>75060685
I think /copalib/ has made his way into the Crowd shots threads.
>>75060781
Tacology
>>75060781
Health and nutrition
>>75060678
Who would've thought a Sudamerica's /copalib/ thread would have been so good.
>>75060806
I fucking love /copalib/
Well add it to the collage, then.
>>75060594
>>75060685
>>75060934
IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!!!
My pizza arrived, it was delicious as fuck. Also, this might've been one of the best non copalib threads ever, thank you guise.
>>75061193
Someone should post this on the yuro football threads, just to show them what they're missing.
>>75061193
kek, I just realised the argentine ambassador in Atletico Tucuman's pic was fucking Luis Juez
>>75061226
nah we are going to bring /pol/ posters & /conmebol/ casuals
> everybody in /sp/ is shitposting and internet-arguing in /pol/ bait threads right now
> we are all comfy here laughing at a fat chilean barrabrava
>>75060806
kek
post more rochas
>>75061278
you are going to trigger the indio autists that go to /pol/ to discuss american politics and muslin invasion of europe
>>75061278
I'm not against the idea of more shitposting, desu.
>>75060716
>>75060685
m8 watch closely, he isn't bouncing, he is straight up making little jumps. Almost like if he had somekind of mini gravitational momentum
>>75060685
Holy kek
thank you anon now i can go to sleep with a smile on my face again
t. hincha de Peñarol
>>75061325
>>75061326
They don't know how to shitpost the /copalib/ way.
>>75061205
It wouldn't have been the same without you missing-pizza anon
>>75061352
Enjoy your sleep for now, you will get raped again next wednesday, good night anon :3
>>75061351
He's like a videogame character, like in KoF.
>>75061373
they show up by the important matches anyway
I say bring it on
>>75061400
we cant even beat shitty old nacional, you think i have any hope going into that game? I'll greet rape like an old friend
>Liverpool and Everton are plaing in Sulamericana
>>75061462
pls join our league
>>75061483
>arsenal failed to qualify
>Liverpool
>Everton
>Corinthians
what is up with mediocre teams copying british names?
>>75061497
kek
im afraid having to face teams like atletico tucuman, patronato and defensa y justicia every week would be a little too much for us
>>75061553
Wouldn't income increase tho?
>>75061575
Playing Copa Libertadores every year surely give more money than playing in the argie league.
>>75061497
> Penarol & Nacional are closer to the Big teams than most shit teams from interior
>>75061508
Don't forget Arsenal and Barcelona, too.
Let's see if we can keep this thread up for tomorrow's matches.
>>75061632
Racing as well
Today was fun, anons. I'm going to bed, hope you all dream with the based Gordo de La U.
>>75061709
Sleep tight braziler
>Go to eat
>get distracted in the meantime and dont come back in time
>/copalib/ 131 new replies
Of course we would have a happening today, fuck my life
>>75060806
>not Mirror match.jpg
>>75060895
Well tbf even this week matches are more interesting than the last /copalib/
Bump for gordo
bumper
>>75043317
Indenpendiente still shit?
>>75066910
27 years in a row and counting
>>75067090
Holy shit, i feel sorry for them
>>75067141
15 years without local titles, already worse in their history and increasing. People is already looking forward for them to break San Lorenzo and Racing records.
They are in for a long ride, if not endless
>>75067470
it's like pottery
Bumping for today's matches.
>>75067470
>San Lorenzo and Racing records
> It's going to be 2023 and Independiente still hasn't won anything
> It's going to be 2038 and Independiente is probably going to be in second division for multiple years.
> Rojo will unironically be worse than Racing in your lifetime
I hope they win some cheeky Sudamericana at least
> Deportes Arrecife vs Danube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBXtzRDq4Kc
> Caracas' Students vs America's Sun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_epNDAqAmQ
Maicon will sign for Botafogo and play for >us in the knock-out stage
hope he can redeem the last few years of his career, used to be a great player.
>>75068152
Reminder that Internacional had lots of banners and songs with this same phrase, and they had to stick it all up in their asses after getting relegated. Also, fuck gaúchos.
Bump
>>75070951
this chilean has to be arrested, the guy is in comma right now, his situation is pretty dare according to doctors
Estudiantes Caracas 1-1 Sol de América
>>75071095
He did use Kenshiro's energy points stuff to attack him
>>75070951
>a dive on a corinthians game at the arena hands-in-the-air
Who would've fucking guessed, eh
>>75070951
>very fast ballboy diving at incredible high speed
We should put this on the copalib collage.
>Danubio
>>75071399
>getting blown the fuck out by diego "diego souza" souza
>the state of uruguashan football
MEMES
For me it's America's Sun
>>75043340
>>75043317
What a piece of shit team. Failing to score even one goal against the shit that is currently Alianza Lima being the local.
Pathetic
>>75072202
Good post
>>75072255
>>75072335
Why is the seat at her left empty?
You have been blessed by El Gordo de La U. Memes and continental wins will come to you, but only if you type "andá a la cancha, weon".
>>75072202
T h i c c
Behind
>>75072493
Hole fucc, this fatass is my new hero
Post your team's fat meme fan
https://youtu.be/9NX8DWYnUsg
Brazil's biggest sport newsmedia just made an article about him, with the title "fatty fighter enjoys life like a motherfucker in São Paulo" (no, seriously, that is basically the title of the article). It has lots of pictures of him walking around the city, posing for pictures and even a shirtless photo of him in all his greasy glory. I think we have a new hero, /sp/.
> East Oilmen vs Sporting Basin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBXtzRDq4Kc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_epNDAqAmQ
>>75072819
Post link, bro, pls.
>>75073394
http://app.globoesporte.globo.com/futebol/times/corinthians/gordinho-briguento-da-la-u-curte-a-vida-adoidado-em-sao-paulo/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=Esporte&utm_campaign=globoesportecom
>>75073431
> Gordo briguento
> SENTE A PETULÊNCIA DO FERÃO
> FAZENDO A ALEGRIA DAS CRIANÇAS COM PIMENTA NA MÃO
> E O GORDINHO EXISTE MESMO!!! NÃO É UMA OBRA DO MENINO DO ACRE!!!
nevermind what people say, pls never change Brasil
>>75073431
living the dream
>>75073431
BAHAHAHAHA FOXSPORTS JUST SHOWED HIM WALKING AROUND THE POLICE STATION WAITING FOR HIS ARRESTED FRIENDS, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Posting in an epic bread
>>75073846
How hard is the life of a beta in the favelas?
>>75073595
ah, that's more fitting
>>75073595
>tfw no Choi to complete the korean team
>>75073949
There is always the shortest way to carry a gun: by joining the local mob.
> Third World Was is starting
> Everybody here is spouting memes and eating mandarinas
>>75074735
Overthrow coupist government is more important
Y el anime?
>>75074910
Wuenos dias, peruANO
>>75036101
Holy shit boston river
>>75072674
pls dont bully
>>75080636
A homage to my hue bros from yesterday
guys plz post in my thread
>>75084273
anything that's not a game thread or a general usually don't get enough momentum that's all
thnks
>>75080675
El gordo ventilador is famous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1YmncqWPCw
>>75081301
I was the one who originally posted that photo with that caption, thank you for putting them together m8.
Can we skip to next year?
This year's champion is already decided
Dubs