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Lets try this shit again.

OPENING DAY MOTHERFUCKERS!

Quintana vs Verlander. First pitch 1:10PM CST.

Cant find a stream? MLB Premium is free for T-Mobile users, today only.
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Let's go girls
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thank god for t-mobile, having free mlb tv is a blessing
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>>75035539
The Ilegal streams are all in HD these days anyway, can even go back to watch a play or something if you want also just like on mlbtv
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>opening game
>like 12 people at the ballpark

kek
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>Hawk's not doing Opening Day
It's a mixed feeling.
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>>75035605
sometimes the streams are behind, sometimes there isn't an HD stream at all

idk it's just convenient to have it available on my phone if i want to listen to the radio on the train or go through the old games with their condensed highlights. it's just nice to click one link and not have to ever worry about stream dropping or shityt quality, etc.

lets play some ball!
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White Sox are a fucking joke but at least their fans know that. Royals actually think they're good this year
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>>75035667
I wonder whose bullpen is shittier. The Sox or the Royals.
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Nice crowd at Guaranteed Rape.
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based brad
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Finally baseball
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>>75035684
Tigers.

t. Tigers fan
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based
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>>75035718
Do you guys still have Phil Coke?

If so, this game's gonna be fun later.
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>>75035739
Nah but the bullpen is eternally shit no matter who's there.
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>>75035739
No, we have Mark Lowe now.

kill me please
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Incoming single.
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>>75035739
phil coke is in japan now I watched him get BTFO last week
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Lets see if Salad's good Spring Training actually meant something.
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BIG
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>>75035814
Saladman still got it
>that black hole of unknown after frazier
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Neat.
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>The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
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>that
>a strike

Q would have had the K on miggy if that was called for him
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Let's be honest. Both of our teams will be battling for 4th place.
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woo a run
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JV coming out with only 94+ heaters in 2017 at 34
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Melky you fatty
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Fuck Yeah Man.
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>mahtook fumbled his first ball
going to be a great season

also, shout-out to that guy behind home plate with the nascar jacket
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>Tears, idle tears, I know not what they mean,
Tears from the depths of some devine despair
Rise in the heart, and gather to the eyes,
In looking on the happy autumn fields,
And thinking of the days that are no more.
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literally who can stop us???
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>>75035962
Jerry
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>>75035764
They released Lowe last week. Pelfrey, too.
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>>75035962
The White Sox themselves.
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Literally who is the RF for tigs
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>>75035955
>If pain must come, may it come quickly. Because I have a life to live, and I need to live it in the best way possible. If he has to make a choice, may he make it now. Then I will either wait for him or forget him.
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>>75035991
jd is hurt. this breh named Mahtook
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Was Strikeout always this unwatchable? I can't find a single stream on here the last couple days that isn't stuttering shit.
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>Suffering has been stronger than all other teaching, and has taught me to understand what your heart used to be. I have been bent and broken, but - I hope - into a better shape.
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>>75036015
I haven't used strikeout in 3 years. I assume it must be Ad-hell.
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>You can hear every heckler and complainer in the park audio

It's just like my minor league games!
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>mahtook can't hit worth shit
>the white sox hit him instead

fuckin kek
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>>75036015
use mlbstream.me
http://www.mlbstream.me/baseball/448491/4/chicago-white-sox-vsdetroit-tigers-live-stream-online.html

links are always on plebbit

q pls
he's getting squeezed on the zone though
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>>75036040
I don't care about the ads I care that it's seemingly unwatchable now.
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>opening day
>tons of open seats

Has it always been like this or wat
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>>75036046
It's the same thing and it runs like shit
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>that crowd

Why does Chicago have two teams again?
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>>75036075
is your computer actually a toaster?
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>>75036051
Try mlbstream.me. Seems to be okay for me.
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>>75036079
Because some of us like to suffer every season.
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he went faggot, he went
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>>75036065
>>75036079
I see this is both your first rainout game
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is the name supposed to remind you of the guaranteed cheap seats at every game?
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>>75036087
>>75036095
No. Apparently it's just the Tigers announcer streams that are shit. The shitty Chicago announcer stream works fine.
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inb4 GIDP
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>this season
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just fuck my shit up senpaitachi
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RIP
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JONES MY FUCKING BOY

WOOOOOOOOO
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I used to want quintana but I'm good
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Jones is a beast

where is

MY
MAIN
MAN
MR
LEAFBRO
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lol.
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HA HA HA

3-1
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Based
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motherfucker
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holy SHIT that has got to feel so good
>make opening day roster after good spring showing
>first homer is on opening day down a run
thank fucking christ gose is gone
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what the fuck lads that pitch was literally in the dirt
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Dat golf club swing
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Thank you based rookie
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Most dangerous lead
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hopefully iggy has a better season
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>>75036195
iglesias is crap
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>>75036181
Your character exists to produce porn.

High quality doujins no less.
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>pitching coach top of the 2nd
wew
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is q's career officially over?
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mfw tigers win roty twice innarow
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>weeaboos on /sp/
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>that girl didnt want the ball
throw her in the field dad
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>tfw you miss the jacoby homer because you're in class

fuck rain for postponing this game
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>turning his glove over on a borderline pitch like that
navarro flashback nightmares right there, thanks narvaez
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>>75036281
>not watching the games in class

sad!

FUCK YES BASED NICHOLAS
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HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
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>no hawk depression homerun call
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>>75036305
im following along with at-bat at least
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It's going to be a long season.
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ABSTRACT ART.
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Fuck detoilet
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>
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whos.
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man i remember wanting to trade nicky in the 2015 season

i need the roids he's on
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Well, so much for that.
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>i drafted quintana to be my fantasy ace

mistakes were made
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I should have switched to being a Cubs fan in 2015.
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A BIG
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How can one team be so BTFO?

Castellanos is based as fuck
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>two homers for 5 runs within like 3 batters

is this the show
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>>75036332
MY
MAIN
MAN
MR
LEAFBRO
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How can any other manager compete?
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>White Sox "ace"
>2 IP, 5 ER
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>we could have gotten something useful from Quintana, but instead we opted to keep him so he could destroy his value in 2 innings
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>>75036230
>futa
Perfect timing, since the Sox are getting fucked in the ass right now.
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Q just doesn't want to be traded, wants to be a sox for life, he'll be around when they're competitive in a few years and win a ring for us

based Q I love you man
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>>>/a/
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>>75036419
I want whatever shit you are smoking buddy.
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Sox could actually go 0-162 and I'd believe it.
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this ump is the best
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>>75036424
Make your own gamethread then. We're here to stay.


>>75036446
>Sox will find a way to lose during the ASB as well
I'd believe this too.
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Let's talk about how shit Avisail Garcia is - as is Det/Chi gamethread tradition.
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>>75036486
you forgot to mention prince fielder
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What went wrong?
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That slider was nasty af

Inb4
>your mom was nasty af
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>>75036486
I think I subconsciously tuned out during his at bat
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>>75036486
>Miggy Jr
Tigers got away with one once he got traded.
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Lmao you guys committed to the tank why not trade Quintana in the offseason. Now his value is gonna tank, and you'll get nothing out of it. You coulda had like 1 top 10 prospect and 2 top 30's.
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>>75036496
>cucking prince fielder for an ugly Mexican guy who can't play baseball for shit
What was Mrs. Fielder thinking?
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>>75036509
You're mom was nasty af LMAO
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>tigers start out hot against a shit team then will fall apart like usual half-way through the season
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Place your bets now: will Justin Upton have an average above .220 at any time before the All Star break?
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what the fuck anderson, that was tailor made
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>>75036556
yeah for sure since he's out of his funk now

oh well, it was fun following thhat twitter account that keeps up with how many strikeouts he gets
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>sox can't even turn a routine double play

just fucking end this shit team
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>>75036564
>he's in check out mode now that he got paid
pls no
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>>75036589
Upton can actually run a little bit.
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>>75036390
By being competent.
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I need a GYRO!
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>>75036556
.260 or so
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Anyone got a stream that works?

Strikeout and mlbstream are capoot in that the video doesn't even load. All the site does is say I should install a clear Trojan version of Adobe.
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>>75036640
ha
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>>75036640
doo DOOOO

AHHHHH


AHHHHH
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>>75036649
Do you have T-Mobile?
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>>75036670
No.
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based salad man
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>>75036722
My go-to site for streams doesn't have this game for some reason. Sorry I can't help.
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Who finishes with a worse record?

The sox or the padres?
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>>75036821
padres
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>yfw Tyler Saladino is the best player on the white sox
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>>75036821
Padres. They are literally a AAA team. 125 losses.
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>>75036821
Their fans.
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>>75036821
Padres. Sox get to play the twins and royals 17 times each.
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>>75036821
padres easy
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>>75036821
the padres are 03 tigers bad
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>>75036854
Don't look now but the Twins will win the Comedy Central.
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>>75036821
Padres
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>>75036649
The CSN feed works, just not the FSD one for some reason.
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>>75036894
I hope for your sake you don't believe that.
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make it stop
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DO YOUR FUCKING JOB KINSLER

CURLY FRIEEEEEEEEEEES
>iggy still shit
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LMAO
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130 losses for the Whos this season.
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>Q doesn't even bother looking back, he knows the second contact was made it was a homer
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>>75036975
I'm legitimately sorry we're killing you on your opening day. Not sorry enough to wish it stops but still
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Sox why are your announcers trying to make me do math?

Do they not realize it's shit like this why you don't have any fans?

IAN
A
N
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C U R L Y F R I E S
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It's Day One and I already want to hang myself.
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The Whos might somehow be just as bad if not worse than the Dads
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>>75037003
Why are you watching a white sox stream if you're just going to be upset about it
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>>75037028
Why are you a white sox fan if you're just going to be upset about them?
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>>75037028
gee i wish as a lions fan i could just not watch them
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>>75037044
I'm not upset
And answer my question
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>>75037021
maybe the tigers are really good :-]
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>>75037053
it IS possible.
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>>75037077
HOW

HOW DO I NOT WATCH THEM
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How many games do you think it would take an April Sox offense need to score 6 runs off of Verlander?
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why is the booth blaming jones

if he went for the ball upton would have flattened him
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>>75037080
Dude as soon as they start disappointing me I turn that shit right off and walk away. I'm so over letting them waste 3 hours of my weekend.
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>>75037097
April Verlander is notoriously bad. So 2 at most.
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>>75037053
>anon complains about white sox announcers
>why are you watching a sox stream then
>brings up the lions for no reason
ur not 2 bright
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>>75037028
Because the Tigers one is broken. It's not by choice.
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>>75037080
Straightjacket and no TV when the Lions play

>Tigers spilling spaghetti
You're up by 5. Come on.
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>implying there aren't 2430 games in the MLB regular season
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>>75037128
oh i thought he was just a sox fan complaining about watching the sox my bad please accept my apology
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>>75037132
I found a perfectly good one while looking for a sox stream
Lrn to googlefu
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>>75036540
We have to get through the red sox to do that.
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*tips cap*
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>>75037160
It's ok bb
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>>75037167
I'm not spending my time learning where to click to avoid malware on a new site just because the tigers stream on this site is broken today. The devil you know.
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frazier can you fucking stop tipping your helmet every pitch
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>>75037171
I'm very certain that Chris Sale with an actual team that can give run support is unbeatable.
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>>75037201
That is until his arm finally explodes
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>>75037201
>lefty in fenway
he's going to get raped especially if he still has that shitty new approach
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>another quiz thing

white sox are taking this meme team thing to a new level
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>I am a thing
Wow, that really narrows it down.
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>>75037235
His delivery looks legitimately unsafe.
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>i am a thing
What did he mean by this?
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Why hasn't there been a pitcher who shoves a baseball up his ass then clenches the ball out at 110 MPH? The Sox should sign him.
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Q now just lobbing strikes down the middle since narvaez can't frame for shit, knowing some of them will get hit right at his shitty outfielders in order to get them some fielding practice, and also saving the putrid bullpen at the same time.

based Q I love you man, what a team player
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Is it just me or does V-Mart look fat this season?
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Shitty-ass WSB is trying its hardest to spoil this triple spicy sausage calzone...
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>>75037484

Those bread sticks look ghastly desu senpai
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>>75037484
No one cares
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>>75037516

they're are shitty, but the calzone is a solid 8/10
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>>75037484
>Breadsticks with a calzone

why?
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>>75037470
cant wait until he is gone
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What did they mean by this?
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>getting excited over a pop-up
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>>75037545

Had to meet the minimum delivery req : /
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>>75037553
hahahahaha what the fuck white sox
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blacked
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>>75037551
Why? The AL has a position called designated hitter, and he can hit.
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>>75037553
Gimmick to pass the time by.

FUCK, so close.
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>>75037577
It's the only way to keep the people watching.
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>>75037553
It probably makes increasingly more sense as you get drunker.
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>>75037600
Yep, better than dead silence as hawk contemplates suicide
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>>75037592
He can't even leg out doubles anymore
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As a lifelong Cubs fa, I gotta ask.

Where are all the Sox fans at? Certainly not at the ballpark.
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>Skipped class yesterday so I could watch
>Game cancelled
>Go today
>Last class was cancelled
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>>75037553
>9 - 0 x 0 + 162 = 162
Something seems off here
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This will probably be useful for this Sox season.
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>>75037553
I knew Chi public schools were bad but teaching through Whos broadcasts it seems like they don't want kids to learn
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saladino can you shave that shit off
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>>75037643
But he can hit 30 plus dingers
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>>75037658
I love this image.

Can you integrate Brad into one of those images with the small to large brains? Maybe with his new meta on managing.
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>>75037661
no pemdas here senpai, it tells you the order that you need to solve them

>pitching around the salad man
smart move, only decent player on the team
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if the tigers replace anderson with upton would anyone notice

would anyone care
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>white lady with a nigger son on your team
Good job Sox
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that was a ball fuck off ump
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based JV
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APOLOGIZE.
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>>75037747
>rookie against verlander
>borderline pitch
No that will always be a strike and always has been a strike for all of baseball history.
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If I was the GM I'd trade Verlander to the Sox in exchange for nothing.
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>>75037797
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>>75037788
JV is the last dying old-fashioned baseball player left
>wears levis
>fucks supermodel
>cums on her back
>talks shit to people on twitter sometimes
>decent body
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>>75037813
>those itty bitty titties
brad, i need her
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>>75037807

The Doyers will poach JV on the deadline for peanuts and Brandon McCarthy.
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>>75037807
Verlander would demand Avila come with them. Are you prepared for that?
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>>75037663
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I almost forgot what normal length baseball commercials were like after the WBC and the nationally televised ESPN games the past couple days
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>>75037829
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>>75037841
Verlander has a no trade clause and if you think he's agree to go anywhere where he isn't the ace you're retarded.

But then we already know that, you're Mexican.
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>>75037816
>twitter
>old fashioned
implying
Also, saying anything on twitter is such a terrible idea. You don't want your shit talk recorded in writing. Unless you're the guy we won't mention to avoid shitting up this thread.
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Poose Shitana.
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>this game
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White Sox get the #1 pick in the draft next year?
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>>75037879
she's gonna commit to me
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>>75037941
No because they'll trade it away like idiots.
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>>75037941
Still Padres
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>>75037879
She got a little bit too much of her dad's face.
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I came from /a/ via /spa/. Go Tigers niggas
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>>75037957
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>abrooooooooo
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>>75037983
>implying brad isn't sexy as fuck
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Relocate the Sox to Las Vegas and be done with it.
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>>75038014
no
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>abroo checks out
fuck
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>can't even turn a routine double play again
>first baseman can't even catch a baseball

just end this shit team
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The Cardinals don't take Q after much speculation they would want him in their NLC war effort after Reyes elbow explodes.

>Q gets absolutely bombed...

Which idiot didn't change their email password on the Sox scouting/training team and got "hacked"?
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>>75038008
Hes no Leyland
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>>75038008
Sure he is. Emphasis on he.
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>>75038031
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>>75038028
>a weird thing happened twice in a short period of time in baseball
Calm down
>>
>>75037985
Sorry, only White Sox fans are allowed to like anime
>>
>>75037985
>>75038074
Seriously though go find us some tigers anime girls. They don't exist.
>>
Well, finally got the stream to work. but 4chanX died because my fiddling with Firefox to get the steam working killed Greasemonkey.

And every add on hates my the version of fire fox I'm using.
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>>75038074
Sorry, only fans of winning teams allowed here.

Wait.
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>>75038095
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>this guy comes up to your group of whores and gives them all a lecture on thermodynamics
>wat do?
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>>75038095
The only one we have that we didn't make is the aikatsu one that all teams have
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>>75038153
tell him he can have them if he defensively subs in romine in the 9th
>>
>>75038166
That's funny.
>>
>>75038166
u tried
>>
>upton
wew
>>
sasuga Upton
>>
and now a nice play
>>
This is starting to turn into an a-ball game
>>
>>75038166
>>
of course he grabs that one
>>
Imagine if this was the ALCS.
>>
>Upton

dat redemption
>>
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Check out this new Brad lel
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>>75038243
Is it me or do mlb caps have smaller flatter crowns now
>>
>tigers bullpen
kill me now and get it over with
>>
>>75038245
mirror it and label it shiggy diggy
>>
>>75038277
Meant for >>75038245
>>
>>75038285
>sox get 4 runs
>q gets his ND
oh baby
>>
>ashy boy
>>
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>can someone give me a quick rundown on the bull pen?
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I hate my fucking team. I wish they would move so I could cheer for a perennial winner like the Cubs.
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Save big money at Menards~
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>>75038345
Notable addition of Sanchez. Hopefully more dependable thisyear.
>>
kill us now
>>
>>75038345
KRod still looks pretty rocky
Rondon can throw 100mph fastballs with no control
JWilson is dogshit
AWilson isn't much better
Sanchez could be decent

Greene will be 7th inning duty i think
>>
>>75038416
I thought Justin Wilson was ok
>>
>>75038377
You should learn what perennial means
>>
>>75038388
>60 miles away in any direction
I'll stick with home depot.
>>
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Happy little innings of bullpen work pls
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>>75038437
he isn't clutch, puts men on base constantly and scares me

i guess he's decent, awilson used to be a lot better but he regressed towards the end
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Anyone on the white sox that is as hip as le van man?
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>>75038502
The takeaway is: still better than last year. Maybe.
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How can any other man compete?
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>Fat Albert
I forgot about him. Thanks for the reminder.
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>>75038532
oh and this might be Joe Jimenez's year.
>>
>>75038550
by owning a house
>>
>>75038529
have you seen Saladino's mustache?
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>>75038608
Man lived a nomadic life for tens of thousands of years.
>>
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>>75038615
Has he shaved with an axe and lived in an old ass van??
>>
>>75038608
>2017
>owning a (((house)))
>>
>can't turn a routine double play for the third time

just
fucking
end
this
shit
team
>>
>Abrepoo
>>
I hope ausmus stays forever. These threads will be boring as fuck when he is gone.

B A S E D
R
A
D
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>>75038671
I'm pretty sure if your axe is sharp enough to shave with it's too sharp. You'll chip the blade.
>>
who /eating lunch n watching matinee baseball/ here

chekin in with sum broccoli chicken n rice

dat dere post workout snack of the gods
>>
>>75038736
Daniel's hatchet can be what it wants to be.
>>
>>75038625
yeah but chicks dont want that
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>>75038690
there's joos in the walls. they're watching me through the vents.
>>
>>75038763
He'll find his hippy chick.
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>>75038763
>girls in 2017
>>
If putnam and petricka can pitch like they did a couple years ago this bullpen is actually pretty decent, especially if fulmer and burdi can do anything. also nurse is fine you meme loving faggots

what kind of rebuilding team has a decent bullpen?
>>
>>75038786
oh he prefers traps? yeah he looks like the type.
>>
Were there always ads inside the dugout itself? If so, I just noticed.
>>
I hate Garcia so much. Speak English you Mexican shit.
>>
>>75038837
>not preferring traps

gay
>>
>that
>a strike
>>
honestly do all 4 seamers move this much? i am definitely biased but i do not think so
>>
>>75038890
no they do not
>>
So we're all in agreement that Porcello had no business winning the Cy Young over Verlander last year, correct?
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>>75038897
i think some of them are two seamers. not sure i trust FSD's on what pitch it is
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I just noticed the crowd.

>>75038890
they aren't intended to
>>
>>75038906
yes
>>
>tigers bullpen
>>
The two home runs in the 2nd were actually on really good pitches. but there were several other hard hit balls on shit pitches that just happened to be caught. Tigers just would not swing at anything out of the zone so they must have been seeing it really well which sucks. Ump was squeezing him a bit also

>>75038906
either would have been fine with me. Verlander's raw numbers were pretty similar other than strikeouts but Porcello did it in a hitters park in a hitters division, reflected in his ERA+
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>>75038980
lolwut
>>
>>75039002
what?
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>>75038977
ah finally I can break out scared.jpg again.
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>>75038980
Verlander's WAR BTFO Porcello's. He also had more innings and more ks.
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>>75039028
But did he tickle the voters' balls right?
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>>75039066
those pics tickled my balls
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>>75039094
Maybe a video would sway them.
>>
I honestly forgot J Wilson could throw that hard.

I think I suppressed all bullpen memories from the last few years.
>>
>>75039019
>using a yankees image on a non yankee game thread

flush yo self my man
>>
>>75039196
That picture is /sp/core. The hat doesn't matter.
>>
Mike Mahtook would bat 1000 if the 3rd base position did not exist.
>>
>mccann
gross
>>
>>75039249
>yankees
>/sp/ core

holl up
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>>75039313
That's like two steps away from saying I can't use costanza either.
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>>75039313
>getting triggered over pixels on a screen
>>
>rondons control
hahahaha holy fuck
>mentioning mark lowe
FUCKING STOP IT
>>
>>75039354
>supporting anything yankee ralated

we need to kill this meme
>>
did he strike out on that pitch 3 times?
>>
>Better hand out a contract to a guy who doesn't walk and strikes out a third of the time what could go wrong
>>
>>75039462
i was about to make fun of it but he is really really cheap for the first half of it
>>
this is the year rodon gets good
>>
>>75039462
charity is a virtue
>>
Rondon will never be good. I've come to terms with it.
>>
>>75039479
>out 5-6 weeks
probably not
>>
>>75039479
>>75039494
nice
>>
>>75039494
He'll get good the summer he blows out his elbow.
>>
Finally got the stream to work again along with not having chanx shit itself. I lost half my hentai bookmarks, but that's an exceptable lose.

Any good Yuri released in the last 2 years?
>>
hey brad can you sub romine in for iggy

thanks
>>
>>75039521
Ask /u/. Fuck if I know.
>>
why isnt moncada playing?

he looks like a rustney castillo type of bust
>>
>>75039521
just check dynasty reader.
>>
>>75039530
If iggy needs a defensive replacement then why is he on the team at all?
>>
holy shit Frazier hit 40 bombs last year?
>>
>>75039563
he also batted 220
>>
he also batted .160 with risp
>>
could have been better rondon
>>75039562
this is special circumstance since upton already got replaced
>>
>>75039576
batting average doesn't make your dick bigger
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>>75039549
>>
>took a baseball to the knee
>>
>rod yelling get out
iggy i see nothing has changed
>>
>>75039659
Who won the WS last year, little brother? That's right WE DID.
>>
>>75039689
>inferiority complex
Why are you here again? And unless you were on the Cubs roster, you won fuck all.
>>
good shit ian
>>
Kinsler is really good at baseball
>>
looks like he got got
>>
close, I think he's out but maybe not enough to overturn
>>
Kinsler's stupid ass always gets picked off.

Now Miggy can't come up this inning, you kike.
>>
he gone
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>>75039726
The City of Chicago won when the Cubs won the World Series. Of course the Who don't really count, since they're such bitches, they cheered for a divisional rival over the Cubs.

Pa-th-e-tic!
>>
do it for the curly fries
>>75039754
>getting picked on 2nd
he still is though
>>
>>75039826
?
>>
>>75039826
Such little faith in Nick anon..
>>
1st pitch not a strike
>>
>>75039867
2nd pitch a strike
>>
Miggy having a bad day
>>
>>75039875
yep lol
>>
>>75039880
He's been on base twice
>>
>>75039842
Enjoy McWrigley World. Now the entire country will get to learn just how obnoxious and empty your entire fanbase is.
>>
>>75039896
b/c the reputation which is why miggy bad days > avg player's avg days
>>
>>75039906
>just how empty your entire fanbase is.
Not as empty as your stadium is on opening day.
>>
ashy boy going for the golden sombrero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hejMfot_rjQ
>>
>james shields

kek
>>
>shields
what happened
>>
>>75039932
I thought his nightmare was over
>>
>>75039842
Go ahead and overcompensate for your pathetic insecurity issues by posting needlessly in a gamethread where your team isn't even fucking playing, much less where no one gives a fuck about your worthless opinion all just to make you feel better inside.

And I thought I had problems
>>
>>75039906
let's not forget their stupid fucking song that has to be shat in your face whenever they win on nationalized tv games.. full on cringe
>>
>>75039923
>never heard of a rainout rescheduling
>>
do u guys still have david robertson
>>
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>James, opponents averaged .288 against you last year. What was wrong?

>
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>>75039941
>>75039932
Gotta fill up the space that Sale left behind somehow.
>>
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>>75039956
Stoppu
>>
BULLPENNNNNNNNN
>>
Haha time for >bullpen
>>
Remember when Greene was the best pitcher on earth for that one month? Good times.
>>
>>75039994
>>75039996
It's not like you guys can give up 4 runs in half an inning.
>>
>k-rod is still in the majors
what the hell?
>>
>>75040009
is this a real post
>>
>>75040009
Our bullpen can give up double that no problem.
>>
poor shane, that sucks to see
>>
>detoilet "bullpen"
>>
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Based brad making the change when it was needed
>>
Has ever been a team in major league history with this long of a stretch of awful bullpens every single year?
>>
>>75040009
Spoiler: yes we can
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>collins and mahtook

JUST
>>
>>75039956
You sound upset over the fact that I'm enjoying the fact the Cubs are world champions AND I can eat my cake too by mocking the misfortune of the cross-town 'rivals'

Blame all this on the misfortune of your birth which forced your loyalty to the South. Because it's not like Southerns win anything of value. Like wars.
>>
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>>75040045
I'm so glad you asked.

Yes.
>>
If the racewar happens and /pol/ starts gassing the kikes they'll leave Brad and Ian alone right?
>>
>that non-existant crowd

lmao
>>
>>75040045
IDEA

If you blow so many saves or have an ERA go over 4. You are automatically demoted to the minors.

If your ONE job is to get 3 outs and you can't do that, there has to be some AAA pitcher who can do the job better.
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>>75040067
/sp/ will save them
>>
>>75040064
Your shitty bullpens have nothing on our shitty bullpens.

Our shitty bullpens have lost multiple world series one if which was against a team that was literally .500.
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>Crowd chanting 'Let's go Tigers'
>>
>>75040067
/pol/ wouldn't know what to do if they ever 'won'. they just like to complain.
>>
>this zone
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>>75040062
No, I'm salty that you're shitting up this thread with useless drivel. You call us little bitches, but fail to realize that you're a bitch for being an agitator for no reason whatsoever.

>2005 doesn't exist in your world
Too bad the world doesn't revolve around you, and it never will. I'm done wasting my time with you.
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>>75040088
>>
Is the game still on? Why are baseball games 4 hours long?
>>
>>75040016
Literally the only person in our bullpen who can pitch better than a random homeless guy picked up off the street in front of the stadium.
>>
>>75040115
So that I have something to do while I do something else.
>>
>>75040115
Hasn't been 4 hours
>>
BASED MCCANN
>>
that's a big catch
>>
BTFO
>>
well gg
>>
>>75040122
what if that guy's name is Anthony Gose? would you put him in your farm system as a pitcher? we need an al avila cerebral meme pic
>>
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>they handed him the ball
CONTROVERSY
>>
>>75040147
Yes.

Anyone. Anyone with two legs and at least one arm.
>>
gg tiggys

Have fun hanging Shields out to dry.
>>
>>75040110
>2005 doesn't exist in your world
It doesn't exist in anyone else world since you managed to have the most boring world series only matched by 2007.


I hope you drop by the Cubs match tonight when they decide to get serious tonight.
>>
>>75040154
Because the game was a real nail biter otherwise
>>
>>75040162
alright games over funny guy you can fuck off now
>>
>>75040157
zim zam is easily flim flammed
>>
Which ZimZam will we get tomorrow? Elite ZimZam or old and busted ZimZam?

I just don't know.
>>
>>75040131
I rounded up
>>
>>75040195
I flipped a coin. It was tails, which means he starts the year off right
>>
>>75040203
it was 3 and a half
>>
>>75040193
>>75040195
The Tigers have the White Sox's number for how many years now? I'm sure he'll have a field day.
>>
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>>75040249
any given wednesday
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>>75040249
Gotta be like eleven years now right?
>>
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>>75040045
Until recently? I can think of one team
>>
>>75040314
Again, still doesn't compare to the Tigers. Untill your bullpen manages to lose you two world series, and two league championship series you can gtfo mexishit.
>>
>>75040314
oh fuck off faggot
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>>75040329
>muh bullpen 2012
>not muh ace choking game 1 with 2 homers that set the tone for the series
>>
>>75040351
But the Tigers have had shit bullpens going back to the Bush administration.
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