1. Eating cheese pizza and drinking sprite while playing FIFA

2. is she paying for the meal though?

>>75034587
Is that Carli Lloyd? She's disgusting. I'd rather fuck Messi.

>>75034587
Cash. I'm almost broke and don't wanna move back in with my folks

>>75034587

3

1.
He's a footy lad.

she looks like a man and $0 is the third option, so I'll take a bros night in with Lionel "the GOAT" Messi

>>75034598
with that face she should be paying for the shag too

>>75034609
>America under Drumpf

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>>75034587
Should change option 2 to someone attractive and nice, like queen of /tv/, Amber Heard.

>>75034587
>not hanging out with the footy lad and checking how autistic he really is

>>75034629
but then everyone would pick 2.

>>75034587
3

>>75034629
Not sports related. I chose the best football player (both male and female) at the moment on purpose

I'm taking 3.

Just a fifth of my monthly wage can buy a prostitute that looks much better.

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>>75034655
Isn't prostitution illegal in the land of freedom?

>>75034675

yes, it is

also, is it weird that i would unironically marry the one on the right?

i'd go with the meal and the sliz

i bang less attractive women all the time, i have no shame

Does nobody think Lloyd being a famous football player would make the sex more interesting? I would fuck a woman who is a celebrity just to know what it likes and to have a cool story.

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>>75034722

with ya, klaus. it's the easy choice

>>75034722
i have never fucked an athletic women, they have all been ugly, chubby and/or fat. so that's something. footballers are fit and competitive, maybe roided, could be a riot in bed.

>>75034675

prostitution is not legal or illegal on a federal level

it's one of those hilarious "state's rights" issues that only get made legal in one place

>>75034635
Why? Hanging out with Messi is still a good option.

I don't want to hang out with strange people and I'm unemployed so I'm choosing the status quo and option 3.

>>75034794
>pick 3
>3. Your current monthly wage in cash
>unemployed
so basically you get 0€

>take option 1
>start a friendship with messi
>convince him to let me manage his fortune
>earn a honest managers' fee

>>75034587
I really don't want any of these

2
>no pepperone
>£0

pretty eas chois

>>75034623
> anon on 4chan
That's the real problem ahmed.

>>75034675
>caring about legality
fucking poorfag lmfao

1

I'm a manlet and I don't want to be dominated by Carly. Also I'm still living with my parents.

>>75034619

This

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>anything other then the GOAT

I guess sex with Carli Lloyd?


My wage is 6k. Is 6k worth sex with the best female soccer player?

>>75035106
Mate she's 173 cm, how manlet can you be?

>>75035176
170 cm chicano

>>75034813
Maybe he thought he'd get the janitors salary instead

>>75034794
This

>>75034587
2. I don't want to be a virgin anymore

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>>75034587
1 and anyone who says otherwise is fucking retarded. What part of legendary GOAT do you fucks not understand?

>>75035212
>170 CM

holy kek

>>75034587
Cash money. Not even close

>>75034623
What is drumpf

>>75034741
Why are states rights hilarious you commie faggot

>>75034587
3 easily

>>75037351
I'm not a child obsessed with celebrity

>>75035174
6k a month is breddy good mate. What do you do

>>75037351
ultimate systembabby, Barcelona win everything more convincingly without him

>>75034587
2. I'll take the sex, skip dinner.

I honestly rather have untaxed cash

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>>75037755
*tips skull*

>>75037883
Agreed. Mediocre face, but she's fit as fuck, so just use a non face to face position or dim the lights and it's a 10/10 bang.

How poor are you guys that anything but 3 is even a consideration?

>>75037883
Monthly wage is 0, so that cancelled option 3.
And Messi is a dolt.

>>75034587
I don't have a way to communicate with Messi so 1 is a waste
Not that interested in a one time thing so 2 isn't that interesting
Student so my monthly wage is like $200 lifeguarding the pool between classes

Now, say I get to shadow Brooks for a few days, through training and a match. I'd take that over an afternoon playing fifa with someone I can't even talk with.

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>>75038147
>he doesn't speak Spanish

>>75038084
Based neets

>>75038242
Not enough for it to be worthwhile.

3. The Cash

I make around 2000 a month so with that I could buy a cheese pizza, a sprite, play fifa on my ps4 and go out later and get a nice hooker while still having cash leftover to buy a budget gaming pc and emulate older games with mods

>>75034587
My monthly wage in cash
I work about 17-20 hours a week at minimum wage so thats like 4 weeks x 7.25 per hour x 17 hours = 493 dollars

>>75038289
>based
You guys are pathetic

>>75037745

state's rights haven't been a real thing since the civil war, kiddo

>>75038639
Thats why i can smoke weed in CO and not TX

>>75038639
T. Teenager who got a C in civics

>>75034622
something about a spanish person saying the word "shag" is really funny to me

>>75034587
Messi

I earn a little more than 10,000 pesos (like 600 dollars) a month, I could probably sell Messi's controller for more.

Maybe I could sell the sex tape with the slag, but it would be more legal trouble, not worth the risk.

>>75034587
Hanging out with Messi would be a pretty cool story.

>>75037784
Software engineer. Graudated college 3 years ago too. Pretty fun job and God money

>>75034587
1
We would talk shit about the AFA all day

>>75041666
3 year experience, you should be able to make 8-9K easy
whereabouts are you? and what stack you working on?

>>75034587
>2. boring date and shitty sex with an unattractive literally who
>3. 0 (Z E R O) dollars

>1. comfy bro time with the GOAT

what kind of options are these

1, I'd sneak off and fuck Antonella while Messi is focused on FUT

I make $11K month, I'll take the cash.

I don't have a monthly wage so you'd think i'd choose one or two but I don't like hanging out with people. Three it is.

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This would be a low cost escort.