/hoc/ Gary Bettman edition

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Goatsby

OTT:Erik Karlsson (foot) will play on Monday
BUF:Sabres will scratch Matt Moulson on Monday
OTT:Erik Karlsson appears to be a GTD for Monday
NJ:Dalton Prout gets 2-game ban for interference
:NHL won't take part in 2018 Olympic Games
MON:Canadiens will start Charlie Lindgren Monday
ARI:Ekman-Larsson (personal) out for last 3 games
OTT:Sens' Smith, Ceci and Methot out for the week
MON:Shea Weber (LBI) will miss next two games
CAR:Bryan Bickell set for return to NHL action
CLM:Zach Werenski leaves with shoulder injury
SJ:J. Thornton exits game with lower-body injury

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/OURGUY/

HOLY FUCK THAT LEAFS GOAL

poor finns

Leafs up 2-0.
>SENS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>75024849
Look at those jews

>>75024903
The highlight of the last 50 years for me

How did your basebore team do on their opening day /hoc/?

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>Buffalel

>>75024849
>le ""grow the game""
>grows the game to a state of less than 3mill
>doesnt want to grow the game to a country of 50mill
oklahoma nhl team when?

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>be Sens
>shit the bed at the end of the season
>enter panic mode
>rush one of your top prospects in the lineup and put him on the fourth line

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>>75024931
Lost in extras

>>75024931
>Pirates

Burn it to the ground

Is bettmen /our guy/?

>dont care about the history or tradition of hockey
>buy an NHL team

why do (((they))) do this?

>>75024951
t. rogers cuck

>>75024941
Bettman always does the opposite of what people want for some reason

>>75024811
Sure, it's a good opportunity. But that only applies if there is interest. If they haven't built that up, there is a risk at people simply won't care.

I'm pretty sure both the SHL and Liiga will release players to the olympics. I wouldn't be surprised if KHL did it as well (after all, they want to be an alternative to the NHL). So that would set up the nordic countries + Russia with players.
Didn't think about the two-way contracts. That might make things harder for USA and Canada. Will be interesting to see what they come up with.

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>Blackhawks decide to coast the next two games
>Unleash full rape mode on the Kongs
>Coast to their latest Stanley Cup final by 4-1 at the worst.
>Take the cup 4-2
At least part of this reality isn't that bad.

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>>75024974
as you watch the leafs on rogers owned television network. fucking idiot

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>Be Tampa Bay
>Actually make a push and start to look like they can make the playoffs
>LOL NOPE everyone else is winning too
It's not fair guys.

>>75024991
>Kongs

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>>75024991
>reddithawks
>>75025004

>>75025004
Missed your window, lad. Sorry.

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>>75024931
The Blackhawks are the Cubs, both in that both teams are hated. But even when they fuck up every considerable way, they are never truly out and can still make their opponents shit themselves.

>That 3 run homer in the 9th to tie it
Strop is the Crawford of the Cubs.

Do you think the leafs take the 510 Spadina or 510 Waterfront streetcar to get to the ACC?

>>75024990
Does a team full of SEL/Liga compete with College hockey though?

And Russia can ice a KHL team again if they want. They've tried this twice and it blew up in their face. It's funny that people think this makes an easy Gold for Russia.

>>75025039
>they are never truly out

>>75025039
this reddit tier delusion

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>>75024951
>>75024961
sorry anons

>>75025004
Shut the fuck up youve mad the play offs how many times in recent memory?
You made the Cup final.

You get a mid 1st round pick this year then next year come back and do better stop crying

>Canada teams now good
>Sunbelt a joke
>Canada likely to get teams back
Have the tables finally tuned?

Ottawa Senators @ Detroit Red Wings Gamethread

>>75025056
>>75025056
>>75025056
>>75025056

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>>75025004
>Not winning endlessly while your chief rival loses endlessly
>Not clinching your conference on a day off
Its your own fault

>>75025039
No one hates the Cubs though

>>75025068
>Being against growing your sport
Fucking retarded. Probably a Bombston fan.

>>75025048
>>75024990
And to clarify, I don't mean college NA players beat Euros is sel/liga

I mean, how does a team of poached talent from those two league, with a few days of practices, compare to a team that's had months of practice to gel as a team.

Are we going to see actual "teams" crafted and given playing opportunity, or just going to pull from the non-NHL leagues?

>>75025068
This is how it should be but neither the leafs nor sens are good. The atlantic is just piss.

habs @ relocation token team (panthers)

>>75025078
>>75025078
>>75025078
>>75025078

>>75025087
I do, they're a bunch of jews

Where will Jagr play next year?

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>>75025053
Silly leaf, do you think your any of your hockey teams or your one MLB team will win?

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>>75024849

>>75025126
no one is dumb enough to want him

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>>75025002
>unironically watching the corporate jew team
>unironically being a rogers customer

>>75025126
Kongs

>>75025136
>tfw draisaitl will find a way to save the olympics

>>75025126
I'm guessing Las Vegas for the memes.

>>75025146
>unironically watching the corporate jew team
but that's all teams?

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I just found out some places have jeopardy on at 7 and wheel of fortune at 7:30 and not the other way around

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>>75025173
Literally the only reason I wish I still lived in NYC. Jeopardy airs at 7:30 in Georgia.

>>75025173
jeopardy always runs at 4&6 m8 it's been that way forever

>>75025172
give the guy a break, he is a little slow

>>75025201
>blame canada for our lack of attendance
i'm sorry what

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>>75025136

Holy fuck what is this shit
https://www.nhl.com/news/history-shows-olympics-dont-help-nhl/c-288389004

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>>75025201
>>75025204
seriously what the fuck. I just texted someone I was about to watch jeopardy and they tried telling me I missed it already

>>75025213
It's a shitty meme, lad. Settle down.

>>75025172
most teams are owned by a holding company which is owned by the owner. not 2 telecom company.

>>75025213
based yankee BTFO atlanta scum

>>75025220
>NHL shilling this hard

>>75025048
>>75025096
Sweden, Finland, Russia and the Czech Republic have this thing called Euro Hockey Tour (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euro_Hockey_Tour). It's a set of 4 small anual tournaments with these teams, in which players from SHL, Liiga and whatever the czech league is called participate. Not sure how it is with the KHL if I'm honest. So at least Sweden, Finland and the Czech Republic will have team who have had played together to some extent.
And we also have a coach that only works for the national team. So he works all year around to put together the best material with whatever he has.

So I'm not that worried about the national teams not having much time together.

>>75025220
facts

>>75024903
they were all good

do you mean the stop-with-skate-then-shoot?

ducks shoulda made it an all cascadia final TB DESU SENPAI

/future/ here:
>This years final will be between Capitals and Preds, it'll finish in 6 with the Caps winning.
>Vegas Golden Knights surprise many by making the playoffs year one, replacing the Blues.
>Despite the Canes looking like the prime relocation option, Islanders move to Quebec out of left deal after Long Island and NY refuse to pay public money for a new stadium and the owners refuse to play in Nassau, owners get frustrated and decide to profit by selling the team overpriced to Quebecor.
>Speaking of the Canes, a year after this the Canes finally end their playoff drought with their round 1 opponent being the Nords. They win, getting fair-weather fans hooked again and narrowly avoid being moved to Hartford due to lack of fan support.
>After multiple failed projects the NHL leaves Seattle as a backdoor for a Yotes relocation and decide to expand to KC instead.
>The Leafs comically choke again, but I'm not gonna spoil it for you.
Don't forget to screencap

>>75024896
how so? that doesn't make any sense

>>75025263
not even realistic bait

>>75025278
only yurocucks like watching sports on a different continent

>>75025263
too plausible to shitpost

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>>75025263
>implying buttman will let his team relocate

>>75025243
When does that tourney take place? The Wikipedia doesn't say. Does it take place during those countries' pro league play?

Going back to the Olympic/NHL talk, this is a big reason, right? The Olympics happen right in the middle of the NHL season

>>75025253
except nylander nutmegging someone and passing it to a wide open mathews who snipes ti top corner is objectively better than the others

>>75025263
>Vegas Golden Knights surprise many by making the playoffs year one, replacing the Blues
only unrealistic thing other than preds going past the 2nd round desu

>>75025296
The owners would probably bitch anyway but stopping the season for a month is pretty inconvenient

>>75025263
>This years final will be between Capitals and Preds, it'll finish in 6 with the Caps winning.

Preds in the final........

>Vegas Golden Knights surprise many by making the playoffs year one, replacing the Blues.

no chance

>Despite the Canes looking like the prime relocation option, Islanders move to Quebec out of left deal after Long Island and NY refuse to pay public money for a new stadium and the owners refuse to play in Nassau, owners get frustrated and decide to profit by selling the team overpriced to Quebecor.

i couls see this happening but the same situation is taking place in Arizona and i think its far more likely to relocaate them.

>Speaking of the Canes, a year after this the Canes finally end their playoff drought with their round 1 opponent being the Nords. They win, getting fair-weather fans hooked again and narrowly avoid being moved to Hartford due to lack of fan support.

This is realistic. Canes fans are good when their team is good.

>>75025296
There are four tournaments during the season and the leagues have a week or so off during each

>>75025316
well that's it this guy hit enter too many times and we've run out

arizona WILL be relocated desu
to the other side of town where they'll have decent enough attendance to stay put
canagays BTFO
xheattlites BTFO

>>75025224
Blue > red

>>75025296
This --> >>75025324

Yep. And the owners don't like it. Euro leagues have been more accommodating

>>75025352
desu
xheattle and pretty much all the east are cancer

>>75025224
wheel of fortune where im from

it's comfier to get wheel of fortune first as a warm up before you have the hard trivia of jeopardy

>>75025220
the nhl doesnt like that it cant use olympic highlights to promote the nhl. the nhl is hardly even allowed to mention the olympics despite "lending" its best players to the ioc.

>tfw all my jerseys are counterfeit and watch hockey through illegal streams and adblock nhl.com

who /notgivingthemmoney/ here?

>>75025400
agreed. also because then it's like a buildup to 8 oclock rather than a let down for the second 30 minutes

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Why is he such a shill?

>>75025407
t. Snes fan

>>75025428
did you know that it takes 2 years for a pineapple to grow?

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>>75025401
This is the biggest issue. The NHL assumes all the risks while the IOC jews just count the money

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>>75025428
Not sure what you mean anon. He's clean, as clean as Bonaqua.

>>75025407
i cant even watch hokkei on tv anymore because all rogers does is shill the bluegays as >canadas team

Abigail is CUTE!

>>75025456
why do the jays trigger you so bad?

>>75025468
them cheeks

>>75025373
haha, here too

>>75025468
>>75025484
post pic

>>75025289
I don't know what I expected

>>75025482
the mariners, giants, athletics, and possibly even the twins and brewers are close to me than the jays. why would i cheer for a team so far away just because they are shilled as >canadas team

>>75025484
I missed the beginning, is she a time traveler? What's with that blouse?

Holdin the trigger that high seems to have worked

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH


THE NHLPA RESPONDED


THEY ACTUALLY WANT TO PARTICIPATE

>>75025534
she works for some company that implements AP courses into poor people high schools but I forget where from. maybe NYC? she got on a roll with rock bands earlier. old guy is from Ottawa and the other one is from california.

>>75025524
No one said you have too. I just dont understand why other people cheering for them triggers you?

>>75025541
sauce?

>>75025585
you must be autistic if you can't comprehend his argument
he doesn't like having the blow gays shoved in his face 24/7
i supposed morontoans do love having things shoved in their face though, with all their diversity and whatnot

>tfw Swiss
>tfw I will never get to see my national team at full strength again

>>75025598
seems it was just released, was a pretty large statement too, sportsnet just read it all out about 5-10 minutes ago

in a nutshell the NHLPA is pretty fucking mad cause the players obviously want to keep going and it seems the NHL made this choice without consulting at all with the players..as usual

>>75025598
it's everywhere m8
>wahh grow the game
>wahh the nhl is lying

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>>75025558
Oh. So she's not a pilgrim?

Also, that fucking final question, easy as fuck. Pic related: literally me

>>75025598
they posted the PA announcement in the Sabres feed, probably will be announced everywhere sooner or later, keep your eyes open for when they do.

>>75025630
what was the question?

>>75025630
>question about ww2 for final jeopardy
amateur hour

GUYS I JUST REALIZED
GARY IS PULLING THIS TO PREVENT THE INFLUX OF CHINKLETS INTO THE LEAGUE
BASED GARY

>>75025672
memes aside, Gary is just begging for another lockout and let's hope it will not happen.

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ANDERSON IS SHIT

SHIIIIIIIIIIT

>matthues will score 40+
a god

>>75025727
Oh there you are, Condonfag. Where were you on Saturday?

I want a sabres meme win

>>75025695
>not wanting another lockout where the owners BTFO the players

I can't wait for crazy signing bonuses to be reigned in

>>75025672
Implying a small chinamen could play a mans game. Besides, becoming anything other then a neurosurgeon is embarrassing for Chinese

>>75025743
>down 4-0
>it's the saburrs
i have doubts anon

>>75025672
>implying there won't be a NHL team in China by 2025

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>>75025737
>some people actually said Laine was better

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>>75025737
Post yfw he goes on one last scoring surge and reaches #50in17, but the Leafs miss the playoffs.

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F

>>75025755

>they scored within 30 seconds of my post
rly makes me think

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>75025807
i underestimated the humiliation of the
>laffs

>>75025672
the khl already trying to grow the game there. the khl is arguably trying to "grow the game" to foreign markets more than the nhl has ever tried to.

>>75025856
they should make an eastern khl so the western teams don't have to travel all the way to fucking china

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the guy in charge of the nhl page has had enough with not being able to write his meme headlines anymore. he's now posting good pictures to express himself

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>>75025856
>>75025870
srsly look at this shit

honestly thank god based gary said fuck you to the IOC and the nhlpa

olympic hockey is boring, disrupting, and just totally pointless

the stanley cup is the ultimate prize and nothing even comes close

>>75025742
ANDERSON IS SHIT

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Oh look Kane is being a fucking nigger again

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>>75025909
God. Fucking. Dammit. Just get in here faggot.

>>75025056

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>SNES
>99% CHANCE OF CLINCHING

>>75025899
Some of those logos are elder god tier

>>75025937
Are some of the Finns still awake? I need some solid suicide tips right now.

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>5(FIVE) sweeps
wew

>>75025905
>prefers to support the corporate jew over his own country
sad!

>>75025797
F

>>75025967
Why is Metallurg so based?

>>75025964
helium tank m8

why don't they just have a separate olympic hockey tournament in the summer

>>75025973
the IOC is 1000000000000000^100000000000000x more of a corporate jew than the nhl could ever dream of being

dont be an idiot

>>75025973
>prefers to support the international jew over the regional corporate jew

>>75025964
go to sleep in your car while it is inside the garage with the engine running

so since olympic hockey was litterally the only thing worth watching in that entire 2 week event are the winter games officially dead?

no more winter QTs?!?!

>>75026007
this

keep the money in north america, fuck asia

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>>75025263
>Canes prospects save the team

With how good Gauthier and Saarela look to be, this isn't even that much of a meme outside of the Preds making the finals. Especially if Carolina finally ends up using their stockpile of cap space and picks to get offensive talent to play next to Skinner and Aho (Radulov, Shattenkirk, trade up for Hischier, etc.)

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We aren't making it past round one

>>75026047
curling has lots of hunnies

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>>75025998
Maybe some sort of "world cup" if you will. You could hold it every 4 years. Rotate the host country between Canada, America and Europe. Go something like

>Toronto 2016
>New York 2020
>Stockholm or whatever 2024
>Vancouver 2028
>Chicago 2032
>Moscow or whatever 2036
>Montreal 2040
>LA 2044

>>75026047
>he doesnt have a curlfu

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>>75026061
we'll make it quick and painless

>>75026076
>>75026084
stop introducing the plebs to it

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>the snoot fell off of the dingler again and the snozzle is broken
>tfw no dingler dozzles for at least a fortnight

Fuck this gay ass sport

>>75026059
>Cup-chasers like Shattenkirk and Radulov signing in Carolina

>>75026103
All american curling fans are plebs

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>>75026059

>>75026059
>Radulov

LMAO

Radulov ain't going anywhere but in Quebec

Just accept your fate aldready

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>>75026061
Don't worry, it will only be extremely painful.

>>75026047
I dont get why the IOC is trying to play hardball here, unless they were paid off by the russians or something to allow them an easier path to a gold medal. Hockey brings in so much revenue for them, and it wouldn't surprise me if the men's gold medal game has more viewers than every other medal event combined for the winter olympics.

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>>75026119
you wish

that would be funny if the snes missed the ploffs lmao

>>75026059
>Saarela
DELETE THIS

>>75026079

that would make logical sense though. I think the key is that if you have the hockey during the rest of the winter olympics, randos who give fuck all about sports otherwise but are just tuning in to whatever random bullshit contribute to the viewership, so they make more money. I don't know if the IIHF sees any of that but I'm assuming they do, otherwise who thebfuck would want to play in the Olympics. who gives a shit about it being "the Oympics," obviously the most recent tournament where countries send their best players is sufficient to determine which country has the best team.

>>75026146
that's a lot of makeup

>>75026117
>>75026133
>Implying he wouldn't jump ship after the Habs get BTFO in the 1st round if a team close to playoff contention throws money at him

>>75026182
the players just want it because of the orgies at the olympic village

>>75026183
for you

>>75026176
>Finally goes to North America
>Scores 4 goals in his first week here
>Named AHL player of the week

Rags fucked up big-time. Saarela on a Finland meme line with Teravinen and Aho would be terrifying

>>75026183
Shes Scottish so it actually isn't.

>>75025263
>This years final will be between Capitals and Preds, it'll finish in 6 with the Caps winning.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>75026142
The IOC are mega jews that aren't used to losing. They bully governments and corporations into doing what they want.

>in order to host our prestigious games and be treated like a real country you must spend billions of dollars building new facilities goyim
>oh too bad, your bid failed, try again next time and bring more money

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give me 1 (One) reason the caps won't make the SCF this year

>>75026091
IT'S OVER CONNOR! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!

>>75026309
holtby tears an acl

>>75025039
Jesus Christ why is Chicago so fucking reddit bros?

>>75026305
don't forget that russia got the window olympics in a warm city and the summer olympics in a cold city. and china got both in cities that are shit no matter how you spin it

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>>75026309
>Capitals ever getting past 2nd round

>>75026309
They fucking suck

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>>75026344
it's a die hard lefty city
look at an election map of illinois
basically one county (chirape) controls the entire state

>>75025039
>Toews beard
holy fuck this is the worst beard I've ever seen, can literally only grow it on his neck

>>75026329
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY SPEED

>there are people in this thread right now that don't realize that the autist girl caps spammer is baiting you

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So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this gringo rap

LA
LA Kings

>>75026359
>the team with the most points sucks
>winning means you're actually bad
wat

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>>75026329
IN MY OPINION THE FLAMES ARE EVIL

>>75026251
don't fucking remind me. everyone hopes that this trade was a remnant of Sathers

and I still can't stand Eric Staals face

>>75026392
>regular season mattering
You'll disappear when they choke in the playoffs again

>>75026380
aryans don't grow beards

>>75026410
>regular season mattering
why not just start with the playoffs then?

>>75026418
>Toews
>Aryan
He's French

>>75026393
THEN YOU ARE BUST

>>75026380
its embarrassing, almost as bad as crosbys weak thing

i hope to god mcdavid can grow a full beard

>>75026382
DON'T DO IT, I BEG YOU!

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Are these two going to be Vancouver's new Sedins?

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>>75026393
>>75026382

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>>75026309
>implying they can best Matthews and Marner in a conf final

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For me, it's Nick Suzuki

>>75026423
so we can decide what team gets to bounce the caps

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>>75026441
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>75026427
he has an aryan bone structure and toews is a german name

>>75026305
Ya but now they're going to lose shit tons of revenue and it wouldn't surprise me if some sponsors pull out. The men's hockey players in the NHL are without a doubt the games' most recognizable and well known athletes.

Honestly I doubt I'll even watch the olympics now. Before I used to catch some events in between hockey games, but now whats the point?

>The x-games are better for skiing/snowboarding
>the worlds are basically the exact same shit for curling and women's hockey if you're into that
>figure skating is corrupt as all fuck, as is any other sport with judging really

I mean, there's always bobsled, which is pretty based, but I'm certainly not going to plan my life around the bobsledding events like I do with the hockey games

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>>75026441
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>75026463
why don't the west coast teams ever get first go?

What positions does /hoc/ play?
I play goalie, had a 40 save shutout last night.
Also got laid.
>If you post in /hoc/ and don't play hockey leave now

tybg (thank you based gary)

>>75026489
they all suck

>>75026432
He's Irish so probably can
t. Irishfag with a yuge beard

>>75026502
center, havent played in years, fees doubled in three years

>>75026510
then how did they win 5 of 6 cups from 10-15?
you're not making any sense

>>75026502
Hey little guy! We finished hockey years ago

>>75026502
i have literally never played hockey
no in house
no youth shit
no rec league
no pickup
no beer league
nothing
i could out dangle everyone here desu

For me it's Jarkko Ruutu

>>75026526
>>>75026463
why don't the west coast teams ever get first go?
is chicago on the west coast?

>>75026468
>>75026487

I LOVED YOU CONNOR! YOU WERE LIKE A BROTHER! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO REJUVENATE THE NHL, NOT DESTROY IT!

>>75026541
youd injure yourself in hilarious spectacle trying

>>75026534
>Too "old" to play pickup or beer league

>>75026526
> you in charge of reading

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>>75026502
Play center
>there will never be a /hoc/ assembled beer league team

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>>75026555
I HATE YOU

nice trips

david paulides, the missing 411 guy that writes about people going
missing in national parks and bigfoot etc., had a son that played d.1 college hockey at miami of ohio and has an eliteprospects page

guys did you hear that good teams are bad and bad teams are good?
colorado is actually the best team in the league

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>>75026555
I KILLED THEM, I KILLED ALL OF THEM

>>75026519
Got an irish passport there?

>>75026586
people might care on /out/ seeing as how I don't give a shit here but if I saw this there I would

>>75026586
>greeks dominating hockey

hohum, what's new?

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>>75026336
nice fantasy

>>75026354
this is the year

>>75026359
wrong

>>75026458
leafs won't make it past round one

>>75026602
Yeah, my grandpa and most of my family is in Ireland

>>75026594
this is what the average /hoc/ poster actually believes. Also all the good teams are reddit and bad teams are 4chan.

>>75026502
>tfw born and raised in NC

There weren't any rec leagues around growing up, but my kids will definitely have the opportunity to play.

>>75026502
I play RD

Small but strong and agile so i got that going

i'm pretty good

>>75026586
http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=123381

>>75026619
so were you born in america or ireland?

>>75026619
post it

>>75026641
Ireland, if I was born in America I wouldn't call myself Irish

im the only 4chan user from nebraska

>>75026614
wait is this really caps' fans idea of a "hot girl fan"? i thought she was being posted ironically

>>75026656
no

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Wake me up wake me up inside can't wake up wake me up and save me wake me up in wake me up in save me save me from the nothing I've become me feel my blood to run wake up waking up wake up can't wake up and I can't wake up can't wake up and I can't wake up wake me up and I can't wake up wake me up in an hour wake up and can't wake up I wake up and then I can't wake up waking up and then I can't wake up they would come in yet but I can't wait till they wake me up inside Wake up wake me up and I can't wake up wake me up wake up wake up wake me up in an hour wake up wake up so wake me up wake me up so I can wake up but I can't wake up everyday I wake up and then I can't wake up wake me up and then I can't wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up

>>75026659
proofs?

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We still got chance bb. Never forget. If we get in, we wont stop
>inb4 blood clot

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>>75026675
liar

>>75026682
Why the fuck do people require proof that someone was born in Ireland, it's not fucking Narnia ffs

>>75026674
that is unironically a 10/10 in DC. The entire city is full of disgusting rich kid lefty hippies and niggers.

>>75026678
look at this monkey haha

>>75026674
the autist screaming reddit at everyone and this guys are the same person. possibly more shitty /hoc/ roleplaying characters involved
you figure out the rest

>>75026699
Idk kinda the same reason we arnt asking for proofs that youre a faggot

>>75026672
possibly

>>75026699
liar

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>>75026699

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Are the Wild /ourteam/?

>>75026688
>sens

>>75026747
yeah

anyone else here from nebraska? asked on this site dozens and dozens of times over the last 11 years or so. never encountered anyone.

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>>75026747
WTF I love the mild now

>>75026767
no you stupid fucking faggot you spam omaha in every fucking thread everyone hates you and you have no friends

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>>75026674
>i dont find her attractive
gay detected

>>75026700
she's easily a 7 anywhere in north america

>>75026713
>message board conspiracy theories
you should get off the internet once in a while

>>75026776
that honest to god isnt me

>>75026767
Me

>>75026747
> is wild /ourteam/
> will 4chan support a socialist blue hell hole of child molesters
No.

The blue jackets are /hoc/'s team. The perfect shitty meme team that actually has a chance to win the stan lee. They hardly have any fans so no one is annoyed by them except that one autistic cbj spammer

>>75026790
>phoneposter

fuck off

9 years ago today Ovechkin scored his 64th and 65th goal to become the highest scoring left winger ever

>>75026800
Then went on to choke in the playoffs for a decade LOL

>>75026800
he's not the highest scoring left wing ever you stupid fucking american

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There's a man goin' 'round takin' names.
An' he decides who to free and who to blame.
Everybody won't be treated all the same.
There'll be a golden ladder reaching down.
When the man comes around.

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>>75026781
> irish """""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""

>>75026747
Will he get banned for saying colored folk?

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>>75026799

>>75026781
I don't like my women to have any more than 3 chins sorry my man

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>>75026675
>no

lol @ the imposter yank

>>75026747
just about everything it said is wrong and the poster is too scared to include their flag because they're from a yuro shithole

>>75026550
Good post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0OXIC8koxY

He said he once completely destroyed Sean Avery verbally. He had some very personal shit on Avery, which he attacked, and Ruutu still won't talk about what it was publicly because the stuff he said was so vile.

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>this "lol look at this girl with autism! >crapitals" poster still hasn't fucked off and recognized that literally NOBODY wants to partake in his dogshit and very mean 'meme'

Why is he so oblivious bros?

>>75026841
Nice cropping. You can force 4chan to give you the desktop version on your phone moron. Show me your taskbar

>>75026876
thats the same why i dont show any girls my dick, because its so huge and big

>>75026894
i post from my phone constantly and ive been on 4chan since before you knew it existed

north carolina boutta get BOOTY BLASTED by based gonzaga

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>>75026894
>he actually sits at a """battlestation""" like a fucking tard
Kek
kekek

I'm quite literally inches from my laptop right now but would rather be a based phoneposter

>>75026699
It's not??

>>75026799
>he slumps over a """""battlestation""""" next to his cum socks and piss bottles
shitposting on the go is the future, fucko

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>>75026894
keep staying mad faggot. Not sure why you are accusing anyone of being a phone poster. Its clearly babies first few weeks on a Finnish mongoloid posting forum and youre trying to be cute and meme.

>these goals in detroit

TOP FUCKING KEK SNES

>>75026930
wrong thread idiot

>>75026876
He memes quite hard on Avery in the first clip in this video. Probably a part of their rivalery. Maybe even the situation/game you're talking about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc7IdZL12Xo

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>>75026816
memes aside you have to admit she's a qt

>>75026848
bad angle maybe

>>75026747
BASED

>>75026964
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
'no'

>>75026976
I'd rather fuck a hot pocket

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>>75026976
> memes aside
> keeps on meming
What did you mean by this?

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Kadri with the mega bantz LOL

>>75026923
>>75026935
>>75026939
>>75026951
>phoneposter gets btfo for lying
>other phoneposters unite like a hoard of a flies

loving every laugh

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>>75026976
What the fuck is that thing?

>>75026998
stop giving him attention

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>snes scored on again
>wongs 4-2

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>>75026998
come on don't be that way anon

>>75027000
>pretty girls are a meme

>>75027011
a cute

>>75026998
fucking a hot pocket feels good

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alright we don't even have to win out to make the playoffs Ottawa is fucking trash and won't win another game this season.

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>>75027009
Only person getting btfo is you dumb ass paki leaf nigger.

I posted my desk top and there is literally nothing wrong from posting from your phone. Not everyone can sit at home and shit post.

>>75027008
>getting ristoleneninenenenin mad enough to try to fight you after you score
allahu ackbar tbdesu

>>75027045
I prefer fucking a Pringles can full of microwaved deli meats
Feels so good and v realistic

Did this guy get dumped by this autistic girl, why does he keep spamming her faceberg pics here?

>senators dont have their luckpuck cheeseburgers goalie this year
>they suck

what a surprise.

>>75027058
>be phoneposter
> be to intelligent to properly delete spaces

>>75027076

>Kessel
lmao