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COL:Mark Reynolds homers in Rockies' victory
OAK:Sonny Gray (lat) to throw off mound Tuesday
BOS:Drew Pomeranz (arm) throws in minors game
DET:Tigers/White Sox postponed because of rain
MLW:Junior Guerra (calf) headed to disabled list
SEA:Haniger batting second for Mariners on Monday
BOS:Benintendi drills three-run homer in opener
CIN:Bronson Arroyo on track to start Saturday
NYM:Thor (blister) bumped from Saturday to Sunday
NYM:Cabrera has three-hit day as Mets top Braves
WAS:Lind hits go-ahead homer in win over Marlins
WAS:Treinen notches save in Opening Day victory
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first for i hope you have fun watching your team this year and fuck manny machado
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Royals CONFIRMED 161-1
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xth for toronto poo gays on pace to go 0-162
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who /162-0/ here? 0-162 teams need not apply
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Mets
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>>75024703
fuck off bombston
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M's at Stros early thread
>>75024642
>>75024642
>>75024642
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>>75024703
at least we will go into the record books for most baserunners stranded in a single season
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>sole possession of 1st place in the AL central
>on pace for 162-0
literally who can stop us
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>>75024715
FUCKING
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>bullpen not collapsing
>patient swings
>kendrick continuining his spring training form
>hellickson da gawd
Gonna be a good year lads
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Why do we allow leafs to play baseball?
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MARINERS!
1 HOUR
FUCK ALTUVE
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Indians
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>>75024705
I'm looking forward to a fun season.
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Reminder that Big Bryce Harper is on pace for 162 HRs.
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>>75024734
thankfully saundshit isnt on the team anymore
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>>75024734
the fact that you took time to save these gives me solace.
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Royals on pace for 162 runs this season all Mike Moustakas homers, screencap this post
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>>75024755
We could all use some comedy relief sometimes.
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>>75024765
fucking beantown niggers I swear
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well i guess we know why trump didn't want to throw out the first pitch
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>>75024781
are you actually getting bootyblasted about saunders getting exposed?
hes not even on the team anymore
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NL east power rankings
1. phils
2. mets (took 6 innings to get a run vs. the barves)
3. nats
4. marlels
5. barves
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>the gionts have not won an MLB game in 1.503 * 10^7 consecutive seconds
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>>75024795
No im laughing at bombston fans.
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>>75024740
APOLOGIZE
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jints
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>14-3
that's like a fucking football score!
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>mfwagwgnm
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>>75024831
padres had a catcher pitching during the game
they had a guy who had never played in anything higher than A pitching today
It's like beating up on children.
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The Dark Horse team emerges, Pollock, Goldy, Greinke, Ray, Walker. This teams only weakness is the bull pen
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>>75024870
>mfwcnwgnm
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>>75024727
>bullpen not collapsing
it almost did
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>>75024898
>yfw they get cucked by their BULL pen
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>Blake Treinen
>0.00 ERA, 100% SV rate
>Mark Melancon
>27.00 ERA, 0% SV rate
really fires up my neurons
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>the last time the San Francisco Baseball Giants last won a Major League Baseball game, Barack Obama was still president
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162-0 here we come boyz
Just gotta leave a 3+ run lead for the bullpen every game
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>>75024337
I started when I was around 9. We went to a garage sale and some guy was selling old (60's-70's) cards individually. I picked up some of the hall of famers I recognized since my dad also talked about who was good back then. When I was about 10 I just started buying new cards and buying some old ones off ebay/mlb's auction website. Stopped by the time I was like 12 (I'm 21 now). I have around 2000 cards with about 100 of them being from the 50's-80's. I kept them all in good condition. I'll probably sell the ones from after the 80's altogether for a couple hundred and sell the older ones individually if I get around to it.
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>>75024685
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You can only post in this thread if your team is 1-0
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Yu darvish currently has a no hitter going
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>>75024787
DC is a blue hellhole so cant really blame him
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>>75024685
>manny isn't on his team
i don't even want to know how this feels
>inb4 i'll know this feel 2 years from now
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>carlos gomez leading off
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Post yfw the Giants blew a lead 3 times yesterday
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>>75024898
don't worry, bullpens don't even matter that much
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>>75024765
>having the bullpen on the playing field
Those should honestly be banned
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>it's a female announcer episode
I'm getting tired of this shitty meme
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INDIANS
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>>75025033
I had a good laugh watching them squander potential runs. Melancon coming in and sealing the deal as a certified Giants Closer™ was just the icing on the cake.
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>>75024787
>darkies out the ass and one of the blueist areas in the nation
He should've just went to Jew York where only his fellow wallstreet fat cats can afford the tickets so he would've got the ovation.
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>>75024703
More like on pace to go 0-1620 with RISP
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>>75024873
>doyers and their glorious tradition to wail on nobodies for first game
not like i'm impressed but it feels good all the same
a salami and everything, mmm
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What will Gary Sanchez's ERA be this year?
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>>75025239
69.00
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>>75025239
The same as Tanaka
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White Sox desu
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>>75025239
>0-5
what went so wrong
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>go months without my Tiggers
>rain
t-that's okay, I didn't want to watch baseball anyway
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>>75024942
Sup
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>>75024679
Post rookie of the year memes
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>>75025445
kek mets btfo
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>>75025381
there is literally no excuse for stadiums to not have a retractable roof in this day and age
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>>75025367
The calm before the storm m8. He'll go 5 for 5 with 6 home runs tomorrow.
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>>75025381
Bad feels. Rain no good for both
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>>75025445
Sup
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>>75025463
I think it's fine for teams like Doyers and Dads and Dbacks since the odds are it'll rain is basically zero
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>>75025465
No he won't.
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>>75025474
Saving all my wins for the BayStars
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>>75025033
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>>75025515
I'll give you a prime closer for FREE. His name is Fernando and he is EXCELLENT. Fernando Rodney is his name.
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>tfw you accidentally post a tweet meant for the @sp_txt account to your IRL twitter
thank God I noticed it immediately and it wasn't even half as bad as other tweets
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>>75024679
>adam chimpout jones
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>>75025463
don't look at me, Tigers are at Chicago for this series
although Comerica Park doesn't have a retractable roof either :^(
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>>75025533
i was like "i remember that guy" and then i realized i was actually thinking about jose valverde and not fernando rodney lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEzumkgj2WA
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>even during a rags injuns game mike pelfry's incredible shitiness gets brought up
Thank you Baby Jesus for having that faggot be cut
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>>75025594
baseball is a meme sport senpai
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>>75025545
O's are the chimp team their city deserves
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Discuss.
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>>75025675
fountains pls go
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remember when Kluber wasn't trash
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>>75025594
damn, SF and LA getting the rivalry restarted eh
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M'S @ STROS
BOUT TO START
>>75024642
>>75024642
>>75024642
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Is there a sadder stat?
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Kluber you bum, you
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>>75025836
>Is there a sadder stat?
the number of girls you've spoken to this year
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For me, it's Danyelle Morphine as MVP
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>>75025863
>Danyelle Morphine
is that a porn star?
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>>75025860
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>>75025860
ebin
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>>75025860
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Thoughts?
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>>75025836
>Is there a sadder stat?
Number of gay french kisses given for free beer
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>>75025946
>Thoughts?
corey kluber fucking sucks
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>>75025860
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To all my fellow O's fans, did you get any fi dolla hats, or two dolla hot dog?
also fuck John Gibbons, but at least the faggot didn't argue every pitch like last opening day
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>>75025860
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>>75025879
No, he just hits for a really high average
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>>75024787
>me in the middle holding a giant sign
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>>75025946
CY award winner desu
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>>75026020
Hey you little faggot Go Jays.
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>>75024720
>mfw Twins are on track to outscore opponents 7 to 1 this season
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>>75026054
Fuck you Sox are on track to give up 1,358 runs this season.
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>>75025860
You mean one, my wife?
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>>75026095
>my wife
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>flealicks
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So who is the MVP favorite so far this year?
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>>75026106
I meant My wife (male)
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>>75026152
roughned odor
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AL East SUCKS DICK
except boston
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>>75026152
Mick Tuna
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I, for one, welcome our new Bruce Hopper overlord.
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>>75026180
HEY
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>>75026180
HEY
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>>75026180
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>>75026191
>>75026197
FUCK YOU
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>>75026211
Wow...
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>>75026209
You are just jealous you don't have Bryce you little faggot.
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>>75026180
I SAID YOUNG MAN
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>>75026215
This will never get old.
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>>75026215
WOW is this real?
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>the city of Felix Hernandez
Hahahahahaha
>>75026152
George "leadoff dinger" Springer
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>>75026180
*tfw to busy to strike you out*
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>>75026222
here's a better one
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>>75026246
is harvey-harper, dare i say it, the most retarded rivalry in baseball
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>>75026154
now we're talkin
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Fuck off ESPN
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>>75024982
Who's /undefeated/?
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>>75026280
it's all manufactured
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>>75026272
>>75026209
He made a nice running catch in front of the wall today
>and hit another opening day bomb.
>mfw I've seen every opening day HR Bruce ever hit
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>>75026321
Phillies have as many rings as the Mests and two more than the Nasts so why would they laugh at them?
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>>75026215
there is nothing more satisfying than tripfags being swarmed and trolled to death
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>>75026304
this is awful
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>>75026209
>looks directly at the wall and barely braces as he runs into it at full speed
Is harper, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
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>>75026352
>As many rings as the Mets
>Been around twice as long
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>>75026352
prolly because their team isn't very good. you'd have to ask them to know for sure though
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>>75026352
wow you've been around since the 19th century and have two rings
fantastic
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>>75026357
He's still an active shitposter though.
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>darvish
Is the overpriced international FA meme now ded?
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Mets
>allowing the other team to score
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>>75026405
Being shameless is nothing to be proud of.
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>>75026426
How shitty was Tananka?
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>>75026462
Next time we'll beat you.
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>>75026426
What are you talking about?
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>>75026497
is felix hernandez, dare i say it, done?
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already in prime mid-season bases loaded form
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>>75026500
Bart's gonna style on us isn't he
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>updated
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness
arm fatigue
finger blister
>tfw no old/fat
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>>75026497
S P R I N G E R
D I N G E R
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Astro's straight goofin' on the M's
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>*induces a ground ball out*
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>>75026585
just wait, he pitched well opening day last year. See how that season turned out for him?
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Mariners will never make the playoffs EVER AGAIN. GO A'S! FINISH IN 4th PLACE!
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>>75026241
Yessir
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>>75024787
He could have pitched in citi field. Mets fans don't mind him.
I hope....
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NFL draft soon, at least.............
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>>75024808
>6 innings
>Played against their best pitcher
Really boiled my ramen
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>having a PPD on opening day
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>>75026621
He was visibly off on opening day last year. The Astros just got lucky that the Yankees were having a bad game. He looks like he's back to form now.
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'sup faggots. posting from vacation in a third word country
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>>75026705
Why don't you drink the tap water and fucking die you shit brained fuck face?
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>>75026679
You're lucky our bullpen pooped itself to death.
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>>75026725
It still would have. You had Greg holland to pick up after most of the winter and the Rockies sign him. Now suffer
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Thor ded
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>>75025021
We'll know how this feels next season :(
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>>75026738
YES! Barves' revenge.
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>>75026724
good post
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>>75026738
He isn't dead. Smol blister doesn't mean he's done for the season. He's good regardless
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Who would win in a fight between Odor and Trudeau?
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>>75026807
Odor. He's a real man unlike that cuck
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It's only opening day and the messt are already down 3 starters.
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>>75026683
Truly art
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/ourguys/
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>>75026807
>if you fight your enemies they win
Odor, even if he's a manlet.
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>>75026897
>amsinger
yes
>reynolds
yes
>plesac
FUCK outta here
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>>75026898
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Imagine literally seeing almost every pitcher on your roster go down due to injury and not be able to realize why it's happening when it's right in front of your face
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if the voting ended today for rookie of the year who would win
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>>75026898
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
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>>75027028
Not Gary Sanchez
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LCS wins per playoff appearance:
1.00 Marlins
0.56 Mets
0.44 Royals
0.40 Padres
0.36 Orioles
0.36 Phillies
0.33 Reds
0.33 Rockies
0.25 Cardinals
0.25 Indians
0.25 Rangers
0.25 Jays
0.25 Brewers
0.25 Rays
0.23 A's
0.23 Red Sox
0.22 Braves
0.21 Yankees
0.20 Diamondbacks
0.19 Giants
0.19 Tigers
0.17 Dodgers
0.14 Twins
0.12 Pirates
0.11 White Sox
0.10 Astros
0.10 Angels
0.06 Cubs
0.00 Mariners
0.00 Nationals
Too lazy to figure out WS wins per team in LCS era (only era that matters) but this gives idea of who chokes least and most
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>>75027002
The New York Mets pay Dan Warthen more than a quarter million American dollars per year to ass rape their once promising rotation.
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>rags
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>>75027106
So Nationlels and Mariners posters are banned from /mlb/ forever right?
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>>75027106
>gives idea of who chokes the least and most
Not quite
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>>75025515
I need more of these.
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>>75027165
you're not the boss of me
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>>75027165
ill do what i want
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>>75027268
You have a smug exterior, but deep down you're crying inside.
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>>75027296
i know
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>>75027268
>a-roid, randy johnson, Ichiro, Edgar Martinez, Ken Griffey Jr. all within a decade of each other
>nothing to show for it
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>>75027324
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>>75027347
My team may not ever rise above 4th place but I can always thank god that I saw them keep the Mariners out of the playoffs.
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>>75027375
Thats pretty pathetic.
Id rather watch my team win the world series than stop another team from making the playoffs.
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>>75027443
I watched my team win the World Series in both Philadelphia and Oakland. Can you say the same?
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>>75027456
I want 90 year olds to get off my fucking board.
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>>75027485
I'm Abner Doubleday. I invented baseball. You get off of MY board.
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>>75027494
>stealing the ideas and inventions of Thomas Edison
Is there a bigger farce of a man on /mlb/?
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>>75027533
>Thomas Edison
Calling a thief a victim
t. Nikola Tesla
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>>75027214
nationlels and mariners posters are banned from /mlb/ forever unless they lewdpost*
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>>75027607
Okay. I should be good then.
>mfw blake treinen
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the nationals have never won a playoff series
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>>75027328
didnt they also lose to the indians after being up by 11 in the 7th inning?
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>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
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>rags
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>rags
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>rags?
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The city of anonymous
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>rags blow 5-1 lead in the first game of the season
>at home
holy kek
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>>75027736
t.me
>>
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>>75027779
at least post a good anime girl.
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>rags being rags and ragsing their ragsing asses off
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Core-Ay-Uh
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>>75027607
is this lewd enough?
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>>75027817
there are no bad yurus, except chitose
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>felix left the game with tightness
just fucking retire
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>>75027880
your mom left the bed with tightness in her pussy last nite bruh
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>>75026020
buck cant stop bitching about "muh unwritten rules" holy shit take the blinders off dickhead
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>>75027908
REKT
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>>75027908
your dick was that small, huh?
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>>75027950
she was too ugly to fuck
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>>75027950
? What?
>>
Sorry I'm late
>rags
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>rags
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>>75027845
Holy shit
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>>75027845
jesus fuck
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>>75027845
is he on pilates?
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>>75027845
>on pace for 324+ RBI
EM VEE PEE
>>
Stop making fun of us.
Leave us alone.
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>>75028112
>Rags
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>>75027779
>sakurako posters confirmed dumb shit retard babies who don't know shit about anything
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>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
IT WAS 5-1
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>rags
>>
Hey, where's Tiki? I seem to recall him saying something about the Rangers being the best team in the AL...
>>
requesting webm of the play Dallas Keuchel just made
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>>75028112
STOP MAKING FUN OF US
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Are the Ragners unironically the worst team in baseball?
>>
THIS IS WHAT CHAMPIONS LOOK LIKE
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>>75028245
twins
rangers second worst
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say it with me, /mlb/:
>R
>A
>G
>S
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>>75028237
This is considered skinny in Texas
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IT WAS 5-1
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>>75028268
Twins won today. The Rags didn't
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But Tiki told me..
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>>75028112
>>75028237
>all the shitposting and can't handle the bantz
Literally texass, never post again
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>catalog is full of game threads again
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The Doctor is back boys
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IT'S 8-5 NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
HOLY SHIT
>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags
>>
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Apologize right now detoilet + rags + kisslester, last chance
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Being a fan of any team in texas is suffering on this board
>cowboys
>rangers
>rockets
God i hate my life, fuck you guys, cunts.
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>rags
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>>75028388
try not being such delusional faggots all the time
>>
>top of the 9th
>2 out
>down by 3
>babying first
>rags
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Your 2017 AL West Champions.
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The Rags are in playoff form, right?
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Holy shit I wasn't looking at the later games
>rags
>>
>>75028426
>le groundball man
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>>75028434
They will remain in playoff form right until they miss the playoffs. 100 loses for them.
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>>75028443
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>>75028388
>any team in Texas
WRONG --> >>75028426
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>>75028494
why is Seattle trying to be a Japanese team? bunting with no one on base is the most retarded thing possible
>>
As a guy who just started watching baseball, what is each team's nickname?
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>>75028530
See >>75028331
It just makes sense right now
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>>75028531
are you just fishing for 50 (you)'s?
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>>75028531
Take the shortened form of a team name, think of the laziest insult that's close to that word and you have it.
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>>75028388
Could be worse.
You could be a whos fan.
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>>75027693
Could have broken the all time wins record if they had preserved a 12 run lead for 3 innings
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>tfw a Rangers fan and therefore to intelligent to mindlessly spam >rags
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>>75028571
But I also have the Blackhawks, so I don't suffer that much as a Whos fan.
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>>75028555
>>75028531
just remove letter and shorten the team name into one syllable
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>>75028531
>Arizona Dbags
>Atlanta Barves
>Baltimore Oriolels
>Boston Red Sux
>Shitcongo Cusb
>The Whos of Shitcongo
>Cincinnati Resd
>Cleveland Injuns
>Colorado Rookies
>Detroit Tiggers
>Houston Asstros
>Kansas Shitty Roylels
>Analslime Anglels
>Los Angeles Doyers
>Miami Marlels
>Milwaukee Broors
>Minnesota T___ks
>New York Mest
>New York Bankees
>Chokeland Pathetics
>Shittsburgh Pierats
>Philadelphia Lillies
>San Diego Dads
>Shitattle Memeiners
>San Francisco Jints
>St. Louis Methinals
>Tampa Bay Rasy
>rags
>Toronto Blow Gays
>Walgreens
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>>75028581
>rags fan
>brain is a scrotum
It checks out
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>>75028531
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>EE hit a dinger
>>
Mariners finishing in 5th place this year.
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>>75028617
Steve Pearce did not
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>>75028625
remember when mariners fans pretended they were going to the postseason?
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>mfw live in cincinnati
>mfw Reds are absolute shit every year and the managers keep trading away all our best players to pick up rookies that are shit
>mfw complaining about it or calling the Reds shit gets everyone mad
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>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags
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>>75028637
You mean every season since 2001?
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>>75028530
literally nothing wrong with bunting for a hit if you can do it succesfully like 40% of the time
>>
>RAGS……......>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS................. >RAGS ........................ >RAGS >RAGS ..................... >RAGS >RAGS
>…>RAGS…....>RAGS ............. >RAGS....... >RAGS .... >RAGS ........... >RAGS .............................. >RAGS
>……>RAGS....>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS.... >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS ...... >RAGS ...... >RAGS>RAGS .... >RAGS
>……>RAGS....>RAGS >RAGS.................. >RAGS ......... >RAGS ..... >RAGS ................... >RAGS .............. >RAGS
>…>RAGS…....>RAGS ......... >RAGS........ >RAGS ......... >RAGS ....... >RAGS ................. >RAGS .................... >RAGS
>RAGS……......>RAGS................ >RAGS . >RAGS ......... >RAGS.............>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS....... >RAGS >RAGS
>RAGS……......>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS................. >RAGS ........................ >RAGS >RAGS ..................... >RAGS >RAGS
>…>RAGS…....>RAGS ............. >RAGS....... >RAGS .... >RAGS ........... >RAGS .............................. >RAGS
>……>RAGS....>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS.... >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS ...... >RAGS ...... >RAGS>RAGS .... >RAGS
>……>RAGS....>RAGS >RAGS.................. >RAGS ......... >RAGS ..... >RAGS ................... >RAGS .............. >RAGS
>…>RAGS…....>RAGS ......... >RAGS........ >RAGS ......... >RAGS ....... >RAGS ................. >RAGS .................... >RAGS
>RAGS……......>RAGS................ >RAGS . >RAGS ......... >RAGS.............>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS....... >RAGS >RAGS
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>rags
>>
WINDIANS! THAT'S WHAT A CHAMP LOOKS LIKE, CUSB
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The good guys won today
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>>75028637
fucking manfred
basing postseason off of game 1
>>75028653
no one can do it 40% of the time
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>>75024679
>Jints
:^(
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windians!
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WINDIANS
>Mfw rags ragging as always
God I missed baseball so much
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>RAGS……......>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS................. >RAGS ........................ >RAGS >RAGS ..................... >RAGS >RAGS
>…>RAGS…....>RAGS ............. >RAGS....... >RAGS .... >RAGS ........... >RAGS .............................. >RAGS
>……>RAGS....>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS.... >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS ...... >RAGS ...... >RAGS>RAGS .... >RAGS
>……>RAGS....>RAGS >RAGS.................. >RAGS ......... >RAGS ..... >RAGS ................... >RAGS .............. >RAGS
>…>RAGS…....>RAGS ......... >RAGS........ >RAGS ......... >RAGS ....... >RAGS ................. >RAGS .................... >RAGS
>RAGS……......>RAGS................ >RAGS . >RAGS ......... >RAGS.............>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS....... >RAGS >RAGS
>RAGS……......>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS................. >RAGS ........................ >RAGS >RAGS ..................... >RAGS >RAGS
>…>RAGS…....>RAGS ............. >RAGS....... >RAGS .... >RAGS ........... >RAGS .............................. >RAGS
>……>RAGS....>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS.... >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS ...... >RAGS ...... >RAGS>RAGS .... >RAGS
>……>RAGS....>RAGS >RAGS.................. >RAGS ......... >RAGS ..... >RAGS ................... >RAGS .............. >RAGS
>…>RAGS…....>RAGS ......... >RAGS........ >RAGS ......... >RAGS ....... >RAGS ................. >RAGS .................... >RAGS
>RAGS……......>RAGS................ >RAGS . >RAGS ......... >RAGS.............>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS....... >RAGS >RAGS
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How did the Rangers blow a 5-1 lead?
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>>75028648
>tfw the Mariners are looking good this year
>tfw that sentence is said literally every year
>nothing ever happens
Suffering
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Somebody give me list of all the notable chokejobs the Rags have pulled in the last half decade. I can't keep count.
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>>75028640
the best part is they waited at least a year too long to start to rebuild and are staring down at least another 5 years of suck because they don't have the payroll.
>>
What is it about the combination of R, A, G, and S that makes teams choke?
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Windians!
Slightly updated Terry Ferry btw. Will work on a better one soon tribebros
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>>75028692
They remembered they were the rangers
>>
What's the biggest AL West rivalry?
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>>75028669
Thank you, windians
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>>75028714
A's-Angels because both teams usually fight for the same spot. 4th place.
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>>75028714
>rags
vs Not Choking
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>>75028692
By being >rags
>>
Remember when Lucroy could've been an Indian?
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>>75028714
Mariners & Blow Gays
A's & Jints
Lastros and Rags
Rags and the 9th inning.
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>>75028672
what, no, anyone who bunts regularly gets hits on them 40% of the time at least, they're not retards doing it for nothing. they can't do it every time of course either since then fielders would play too far in but there's plenty of guys who can get like 10 bunt hits a season
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>>75028702
>dominating the AL then getting BTFO by the WC giants
>one strike away (twice)
>dominating the AL last year then getting swept by fucking TORONTO
special >Rags mention:
having the most wins in baseball and getting demolished by the sub .500 Twins 17-5
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>>75028717
See you in the Postseason Astrobro
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>>75028714
mediocrity v every team in the AL West
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>>75028717
Astros are winning the West
t. Indians
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>>75028714
Rags and competentcy
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>>75028742
Literally just apologize right now
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>>75028772
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>>75028714
the rangers and 2 strike counts
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how do the rags recover from tonight?
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>rags
one of the worst opening days i've been to
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>>75028751
>>75028758
I can't wait
It'll be a great series
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>>75028830
By fucking their 300 pound sister wives.
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>>75028830
diddling a few of their rookies in the showers
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>>75028849
Hey weren't the Rags supposed to have the best rotation in the AL?
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>>75028714
Rags vs not choking
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>>75028830
They'll probably win the series desu, but >rags are probably too bootyblasted to post for a week
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Texas Yankees (ID: !/DmJ8524.s)
2017-04-04 02:41:50
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Post teams that are already in playoff form. I'll start.
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>>75028893
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I was a hardcore Tribe fan but losing to the Cubs has really disillusioned me about this team. It hurt me. I have been a big sports fan my entire life and never wanted anything as bad as I wanted to win that world series. The worst part about it was how they toyed with me, I gave up all hope of winning that series after they lost game 5, but when they tied it up in the 8th of game 7 I thought there was no way to lose. It was so hard to swallow. Five consecutive WS will not make up for the pain I feel losing a WS to the fucking Cubs. The fucking Cubs. Fuck. We literally ruined baseball by not winning that series.
I probably won't be able to think about the Indians for the rest of my life, without remembering how fucking terrible it feels to lose a WS to the Cubs. I'm sorry everyone. I'm so fucking sorry.
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>>75028849
>his team chokes so often that this isn't the single worst opening day ever
Sad!
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>>75028849
just unacceptable pitching all around
brocail better watch it
>>75028873
kek nah, like this is anything new
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>>75028903
Which team trying to deflect from their loss could this be?
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>his closer can't strike out the side in the ninth after his lineup provides 5 runs of comeback ball
Why bother?
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>>75028922
nice falseflag
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>>75028915
My team didn't lose though, don't you remember? I just forgot to quote >>75028893
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Angels are finishing in LAST FUCKING PLACE. Please trade Trout to a real team.
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you may only post ITT if your team leads all MLB in stranding runners
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Why are people sleeping on the Rangers. They won 95 games last year
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>>75028954
About what? Cody Allen is an amazing Closer and the guys came through big in the clutch
I got nothing
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>>75028967
You didn't post your team retard, I don't even know who you are talking about.
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>>75028971
>rags
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>>75028956
The Cubs won the WS last year. How would them losing be in "playoff form"?
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JUST
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>>75028971
because they won a shit ton of close, 1 run games last season.
it was a huge statistical anomaly and they are due for regression.
Also
>rags
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>kendall graveman and ricky nolasco
what the fuck lads
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>>75029003
THE CLEVELAND INDIANS, DAVE?!?!
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>>75029094
>I want to go to a winner
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https://twitter.com/SInow/status/849056789861683202/video/1
Is he, dare I say it, our guy?
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>>75028989
It took 108 years to develop enough luck to win last year, it's not happened for at least another hundred
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>>75029120
He was being sarcastic.
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>Rags are LITERALLY the oldest franchise to never win a World Series
>Rags LITERALLY hadn't even made it past the division series until 2010
>In those last 7 years they have somehow managed to create a history that is even more pathetic and tragic than the first 49 years of their history where they didnt even get further than the 1st round of the post season
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i'm not the sort of guy to spam >rags
but really cmon
>losing home opener
>>>choking away a lead in a home opener
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How about Almonte tonight?
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>>75029123
Why does that strawberry have a face on it?
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You may only reply to this post if your team is leading its division and is on pace for a 162-0 season with a +486 run differential
NOT SO FAST,
>rags
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>>75029189
that's a raspberry, idiot/
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>>75029207
sup
doyers run differential is looking bretty good
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>no game till Wednesday
kill me now
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>>75028910
>RAGS
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is trout elite?
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>>75029181
I always believed in this lad to be honest with you bo
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>>75029271
hes okay
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>>75029271
Trout is the golden corn nugget in a fifty foot pile of shit.
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>>75029189
>>75029237
It's a goddamn blood orange you plebs
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>>75029271
his steroids are
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>>75029274
Me too. He was good down the stretch
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Does SF losing in signature fashion to Arizona establish them as the third place team in the NL West????
They don't look good. Not even a little bit.
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>>75029306
I hate to admit it, but the Dodgers are winning the NL West. But they will do the usual in the postseason though.
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T R O U T S T A N D I N G
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>>75029306
ayy he emerges
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>>75029326
this is steroids
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ALE: Orioles
ALC: Indians
ALW: Astros
WC1: Jays
WC2: Red Sox
NLE: Nationals
NLC: Cardinals
NLW: Diamondbacks
WC1: Mets
WC2: Dodgers
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>>75029326
Wow. How many DRS was that catch worth?
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>>75029326
>69
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>>75029271
genuinely boring to watch desu
he makes it look too easy and natural
you know it's hard but you watch him make a play and it's like, eh
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>>75029363
orioles looked like shit today, and the jays were worse. not to mention that the dodgers dominated the padres whereas the diamondbacks had to have the giants choke to win.
where are you pulling this shit from?
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>>75029363
>jays
>playoffs
appreciate it but its just not happening senpai
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>>75029381
somewhat different but i remember carlos beltran would get a lot of flack from dumb new yorkers about how lackadaisical he looked in the outfield. his route running and anticipation was so good that he never looked like he was trying that hard, even though he was making all of the plays.
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Baseball is rigged. MLB intentionally makes the Rangers choke so they can be the new "Cubs".
Fuck this shitty rigged sport.
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>>75029271
Only reason I still bother watching this shitshow of a team. I get so mad knowing >we are wasting his prime years.
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>>75029396
>where are you pulling this shit from?
From my gut, anonymous, the only place that matters. Also based on calculations on conditions that I deem fair.
>>75029414
the east always fills up the playoffs and it's sure as hell not going to be the stanks or the rasy
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WINDIANS
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Will SF win 70 or 65 games this season?
Without question the worst outfield in baseball...
Nobody is an offensive threat besides Brandon Belt who isn't even that good......
Sad times for Boystown West are coming.
RIP IN PISS SF GIANTS 2010-2014
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>>75029451
Rays will win the division thanks to manager Joe Maddon and ace pitcher David Price.
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>>75029487
t. DG
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>>75029148
They were in the 2011 world series,dumbass.
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>>75029506
>2011 is before 2010
Dam u r stoopid.
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>>75029487
>Boystown West
SF is the original gay town
show some respect
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>>75029396
>orioles looked like shit today, and the jays were worse.
oh okay so we're judging the season based on game 1 of 162?
can't wait until the rays/twins ALCS
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who is this asian semen demon on the As broadcast team
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>>75029506
>until
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MVP?
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>>75029538
what the fuck else would playoff predictions at this point be based on? the fucking offseason? spring training? dude has the cardinals winning the central, what the fuck is that based off of if not yesterday's game?
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>>75029487
>Sad times for Boystown West are coming.
Pissbou trying to throw off the fact that he and molester are the same fegget
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I actually would like a Rays-Twins ALCS thank you very much.
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>>75029552
He didn't even fully extend, good gracious
Imagine how good a hitter he would be if he had decent mechanics!
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>when you actually can't look at them
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Giants will win the World Series Again this year!
You Dodgers/Cubs/Cards/Mets fans just watch, Bumgarner and Posey will be Spraying CHAMPAGNE all over the team when we win our 9th WS Title this season.
Fuck You Guys!
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>>75029598
Shut up you fat Puerto Rican named Roberto.
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>>75029425
>new engladers
Found the problem
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>>75029605
>(You)
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>>75029612
It's an odd year loser. Sit down and be humble.
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Dodgers Suck! Kershaw is a Blowhard! Seager Swallows!
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What do they talk about?
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>>75029207
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The San Francisco Giants are not a good baseball team.
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>>75029598
send nudes
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>>75029723
Probably argue over which is the worst poster on /mlb/
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>>75029723
Bumgarner was making fun of Kershaw for being a perennial Playoff Choke Artist, and telling him that Kershaw's wife bangs other dudes when he's busy pitching! LMFAO
FUCK THE DODGERS!
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>>75029745
FUCK YOU DODGER SCUM! GO EAT DICKS
GIANTS >>>>>>>>>piss>>>>shit>>>>>>dodgers
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The Los Angeles Dodgers are a good baseball team.
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>>75029838
If they are so good, why haven't they won a WS title in nearly 30 years?
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>>75029833
DG work on your shit m8. You are slippin.
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i'm not sure if this is the right place to ask, but is there someone called "lester" here? i met him in boystown and he gave me his number but he isn't answering my calls
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>>75029838
>The Berlin Wall was still up
>East Timor was not a country yet
>The Aral Sea was still a body of water
>The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
>The Hubble Telescope was still under development
>Mars rovers were still only on paper
>Digital cameras weren't household items yet
Going for 29 in 2017!!!
>>75029855
haven't won a PENNANT
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Had to stay up all night to watch the mets.
Can't wait for night games, waking up at 8 am.
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>>75029855
Because Manfred hates the city of LA.
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The AL West is the worst division in baseball. Even the Comedy Central is more competitive.
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>>75029877
LMFAO!!!!!
GET KEKED DODGERS!
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>>75029855
I mean, postseason is a crapshoot
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>There are people in this thread right now who don't use the park audio option on mlb.tv
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>>75029936
what is that? i don't have mlb.tv
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>>75029922
Astros, Rangers, Mariners all picked to be possible playoff teams.
Sounds good to me.
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>>75029877
>4 NLCS appearances
4 NL Championship Series = 4 losses
NOT A CHAMPION
... for TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS.
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>when you're the shiniest turd in the shittiest division
feels good man
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>>75029731
Quality post of a quality cowboy
Who /gets to see your team win on Quick Pitch/ here?
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>>75029967
Too bad I'm about to flush the toilet.
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Pro-Texas Ausfag here
>the city of Clevelel
BTFO
Go shoot up some heroin like everyone else in your pathetic excuse for a state
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Actual division rankings based on conditions that I deemed fair, best to worst
1. ALE
2. ALC
3. ALW
<powergap>
4. NLW
5. NLE
6. NLC
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>>75030004
It's okay Rags fan, you guys will win 90+ games only to be knocked out by the Jays again.
Then again, you guys care too much about the Dallas Cowboys to give a damn about baseball.
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Holy fuck this Heidi watney dress. Now i remember why I love quick pitch so much
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>>75030033
Switch the ALC with ALE and bring up the NLC to 3rd and then lower ALW to the very fucking bottom.
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>>75029977
not even your double dubs can stop us
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Actual, objectively true division rankings based on statistical evidence
1. ALE
POWER GAP
1000. Everyone else but ALW
POWER GAP
1000000000. ALW
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>>75029944
No announcers just the crowd and plate mics.
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>>75030072
Only the Indians are coming out of the ALC, don't kid yourself. Every team outside of the Windians fucking suck.
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>>75029926
Yeah for shit teams with choke artist pitchers
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>>Pro-Texas Ausfag
>when you're a dumb aussie and think you're watching cricket when you're watching a real sport
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>>75030081
ALW=ALE>NLE>NLW>NLC>ALC
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literally who will stop the rays
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Clayton Kershaw is the Peyton Manning of pitchers. Great regular season stats, chokes in the playoffs.
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>>75029926
OH YEAH, WELL WHY THEN DID MY GIANTS WIN THREE WS TITLES IN THE PAST FOUR PLAYOFF APPEARANCES THEN?
EXPOSED
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>>75030159
How many Owls has Clayton won?
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>>75030072
the ALE has a better record against the rest of the divisions and its not close
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>>75030154
they do that themselves
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>>75030154
The Phillies in the 2008 WS.
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>>75030159
>chokes in the playoffs.
>what is the 2015 NLDS
also isnt there an article about how like half his earned runs are from relievers letting inherited runners score?
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>>75030118
Yes but since everyone in the West is a pretender at best their division drops.
ALE
ALC
ALW
^ Objective
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ALE is the only good division honestly. The rest are super top heavy
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>>75030154
Their own fanbase, since they don't show up at all.
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>>75030246
To be fair, the Trop is in one of the worst locations for a stadium I have ever seen.
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>>75030220
Maybe he should stop getting in jams and pulled from the game.
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>>75030159
Isn't Manning the most successful QB of all time? Don't really watch cuckcussioncollide so I may be wrong.
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>>75030180
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>>75030275
He's got the best volume stats, but has the most playoff losses of all time.
>>
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just wait
the giants will soon perfect the art of scoring enough runs to beat the bullpen blowing at least 5 in the ninth
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>>75030267
Still no excuse to be constantly outnumbered by opposing team's fans 24/7. Hell, they had trouble selling games when they were in the playoffs years ago.
>>
where can I watch a compilation of the >rags collapse tonight
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>>75030052
I don't even follow the Rangers, I just hate cultureless McMansion owning gas guzzling crotch demon transporting SUV driving mombie mecca shitholes.
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>>75030323
Oh yeah I agree. Tampa Bay has a problem with attending their teams that aren't the Lightning.
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selling out games*
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Is it better to be one of the all time best players of a game and never win a title, or to be someone that will fade into history quickly but win it all at least once?
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>>75030220
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y77gKZ2EEb0
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>>75030365
Even the Buccaneers have trouble with attendance lol. And they've got a bright, promising future with Winston under center.
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>>75030404
so, like Barry Bonds or Quintin Berry? Eh, I'd rather be Barry desu
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>>75030427
can't spell facepalm without A C E
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>>75030365
>>75030443
>owners don't invest in teams
>teams have losing seasons
>people don't show up
>do this in a small market
Literally every single time, who cares.
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>>75030356
but that's what DFW is these days especially with all the Californians and Jew Englanders moving there en masse there are just more ford f150s there is all
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>>75030356
you're describing the vast majority of the country
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>>75030356
whoah, what a post!
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>>75030404
only in apehoop is the latter the better of the two
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>>75030404
Kershaw is among the best to even touch a baseball. With it without a championship he will be remembered
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>>75030485
Tampa Bay is no small market. There are like 1.4 million people there.
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>>75030485
No excuses, you've got a SB title for Christ's sake.
Cities like Philly and Cleveland would kill to be in your position.
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>>75030530
then that's even more embarrassing.
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>>75030524
>without a championship he will be remembered
you got that right!
He will be in the dictionary nest to the word FUTILITY.
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>>75030485
move the Rays to Montreal, reincarnate the Expos, and force the Nats to give back all prior Expos history and records. The ALE improves by at least 50%
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>>75030555
The state of Florida in general is a bandwagon state. Miami has no fans, Tampa Bay has no fans, and Jacksonville has no fans.
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>>75030220
That's why I say ERA needs to be reworked instead of just blaming it 100% on the guy who put them on base, or at least have some hipster sabermetric stat that does take that into account used more frequently
>pitcher A allows bloop single to Batter A
>pitcher B relieves him
>beans 3 guys
>pitcher A is 100% at fault for batter A scoring
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>>75030530
like the 11th largest TV market too
which is why the Rays won't be relocated
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>>75030530
Yeah but isn't it mostly retired people on fixed income? And there's competition with Miami teams.
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>>75030615
Dolphins fans are everywhere.
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>>75030615
>2013 with /sp/
>that time they showed all the heat """"""""""""""""fans""""""""""""""" leaving game 6 early
good times
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>>75030615
the Dolphins have plenty of fans
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>>75030592
>expos
>american league
I like it
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>>75030647
>>75030642
the only Florida team worth keeping throughout all 4 big American sports leagues.
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>>75030661
It's heretical. NLE or nothing.
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>>75030631
>implying that will stop teams from moving
the Sonics went from the 12th biggest market to the 45th when they became the Thunder.
the Raiders are leaving the bay area
if a team has consistently bad attendance and a shit stadium, they WILL get relocated every time.
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>>75030530
they have similar problems to atlanta and miami which is loads of transplants. atlanta has the additional problem of being a city of blacks.
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>>75030694
I know I live in Atlanta.
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>>75030615
theres no loyalty to florida cause half the state is transplants
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>>75030673
why is it heretical to switch leagues? muh precious free-out league history?
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>>75030688
population is not as important for basketball because they only have to fill the arena for half the number of games and because much of the NBAs revenue comes from nationally televised games, which is not the case at all for MLB
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>>75030745
Nats would be exposed by powerhouse teams in the ALE. They would finish in 4th place, ahead of the Rays and Yankees. The Orioles basically clown them every year in their so called "rivalry".
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>>75030625
>if a pitcher leaves with a runner on first and that runner scores, he is responsible for 25% of that run
>2nd = 50%
>3rd = 75%
pretty simplistic but i would be interested to see kershaws playoff era with that
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>>75028714
'Stros vs >rags
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>>75030856
2.91ERA.
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>>75030365
>>75030443
what... thats not true the bucs have done very well since winston
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>>75030673
Nah and heres why, the worst nightmare for the MLB would be Jays versus Expos world series.
Put them in ALE and you eliminate that nightmare from reality and you also have a rivalry in two Canadian teams. Everyone wins
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