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OFFICIAL SEATTLE MARINERS @ HOUSTON ASTROS GAME THREAD

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KEUCHEL vs. HERNANDEZ
early edition
get in here and get HYPED
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first for altuve a cute
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IT'S TIME
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>>75024642
>a has been and a never was
some pitching duel
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>>75024650
Altuve is THE MAN
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>>75024642
Seattle being the only AL team to not play in the World Series, and having very few playoff appearances, are they considered the worst AL franchise?
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>Felix vs the Astros

plz don't get shelled, m8
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>>75024680
Yeah, probably :(
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>>75024687
happening status: it's
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MARINERS!
been waiting all offseason to post that in a gamethread and not just the general
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>>75024714
1995 still makes me sad, anon.
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>>75024762
iktf
HOU/SEA threads are usually p comfy too
this is gonna be a fun night
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Wow, I can't wait for the M's to lose AGAIN!
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I've waited 6 months for this moment.
Lets go lads.

But I have to say
>no seff smiff
>no fat korean man
>no bartender
>no guti
Makes me sad, even if they werent good, it was good times.
Here's hoping to this season lads, maybe a wild card or something, that would be nice
Go mariners!

no tripfags this year ok guys?

Never forget the buck truck birthday curse
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>only one more hour until 6 months of Blowers and Sims

This is a good feel, bros
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>>75024796
we now have Segura, based Haniger, and Heredia though.

I am fucking terrified about the bullpen though. everyone is worried about the starters, but outside of Diaz and Overton i'm not to sure how things will turn out.
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>>75024844
*blocks your mic*
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>>75024844
My terrible OC I made 3 years ago
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What do you guys think of Gonzaga's chances tonight?
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It's good to be back.

Where are the lineups, you fucking faggots
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>>75024993
don't really care desu. college basketball has become so terrible I just don't care about it anymore.
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What exactly is his name again?
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>>75024862
Lotta loyalty for a hired commentator
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>>75025088
Jose Altuve
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>>75025036
Springer
Bregman
Altuve
Correa
Beltran
Reddick
Gurriel
McCann Aoki

The Astros might have the best line up in the league. Now it's up to the bullpen. If they step up we still need another good starter if we really want to be a contender. We've got a good shot at the division. Also depends on how we handle the Rangers.
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Hanigers hitting a solo shot in the first
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>>75025088
Albert Tuve
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Who /pregamepoop/ here?
I dropped a heavy one already. Glad I got it out of the way.
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If Aoki makes a solid defensive play today, I'm gonna be mighty perturbed
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First for astros girl
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>>75025461
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BASEBALL!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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>>75024642
Texanon Ms fan reporting in from behind enemy lines. Even wore my cap to work and there's a ton of Astros fans here.
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>Move to Seattle area
>No one here wears Mariners gear

The Padres of the AL indeed
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>>75025620
>Seattle
Well there's your issue.
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>>75025595
I was gonna insult you, but at least you're not a >rags fan
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>>75025620
I dont live in seattle
Sorry buddy
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>>75025620
the big M's fans like in the suburbs and the surrounding area of seattle.

the city itself is filled with disgusting california transplants
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PIZZABOY WHERE YOU AT MY NUGGA
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>>75024796
Best of luck to you guys. I want a Mets and mariners World Series and it starts by you beating kekul
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goms
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>>75025660
Stop encouraging tripfags
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There's nothing but Seahawks fans in Pierce County. Or Wazoo faggotry.

Seattle is Huskies and Hawks

Outer areas maybe Mariners, maybe Pajeets H1B Visa Cricket Team.
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Hello.
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bout to watch this game with some teriyaki and qt gf who actually likes baseball
is there a comfier sport?
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Finally baseball is back
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>some country shitter singing the anthem

meh
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>>75025711
My gf doesn't like baseball what can I do
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>>75025705
>Rednecks who support WSU
Why is this such a thing
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>>75025751
Easy to get accepted. Constant light beer consumption. It makes sense
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>>75025620
Seattle only roots for winning teams
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>>75025705
>Pierce

there's your problem

the Mariners fans are all up north in King and Snohomish
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>>75025705
>Wazzoo faggotry
Excuse me? You best watch yourself
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>>75025741
You get a new gf
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>That full kit Sounders guy you see now and then
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Stuck in class and can't watch Root Sports on Xfinity website... anyone happen to have a stream?
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LET'S GO
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BASED BALL
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If Felix sucks again this year, I might seriously off myself. I love the king
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>>75025818
mlb stream dot me
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>>75025660
BASEBALL IS BACK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>75025818
http://yoursportsinhd.com/mlb/game/490111/

might have to turn off adblockers but its working good for me. select Away
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Lets fucking go M's

long live the King
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>>75025741
this >>75025799
also my ex didn't either but you just slowly wear her down by repeated exposure, find a player she likes, explain how incredible the game is, be charismatic etc etc
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>>75025883
forgot my pic in excitement
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Hello, M's =3

>good to be back
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Who is pitching for Smyly since he's kill
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>>75025897
Thx bro
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Let's go stros. The division is as good as ours.
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>>75025891
thanks for this lad
why select away, are they the better commentators?
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>>75024993
>>75024993

against an ACC legendary bloo blood?

Who knows
>even the cubs are winning now =\
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>>75025918
*unblocks our path*
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good luck nerds lol
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>>75025859
Thank you my friend!
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HIT!
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Super fucking excited about the top of the lineup this year.

Rangers look good still, though.
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>an actually good leadoff

about time
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Way to set up the double play, Keuchel
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Glad he didn't look all Cirillo on us
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>>75025933
i assumed he wanted a mariners broadcast but i forgot ROOT covers Astros as well.

are the astros commentators good, fellas?
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>>75025620
I wear an M's hat to work every day.

In Seahawks season I wear a Hawks beanie. I saw a hell of a lot of people downtown in M's gear today.
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>>75025696

he orders pizza for mariners fans so I don't care
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>>75025981
They're alright. Better than most, not great though
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I hope Altuve plays just as shit as he did in the wbc
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i started college at SPSCC today lads :3

no longer a fuckin NEET
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>>75025741
My gf doesn't like sports at all (except hockey), but she humors me.

You don't have to share all the same passions to be in love, anon.
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>>75026014

way to go
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>>75026014
nice
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>>75026014
Good luck bro. Stay strong.
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Did somebody swap out the bats with wiffle ball bats?
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>>75025741
Everyone needs a solo hobby. Just accept that she won't necessarily like it. This guy >>75026033 is right. Just do your thing, and let her do hers.
Women can't typically fully appreciate baseball anyway.
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Whats the best dns proxy to get so i can watch my M's on mlb.tv?
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The bottom third of the Astros order sucks, sorry Nori
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FUCK OFF FELIX
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Fuck.

The Astros aren't afraid of Felix at all.
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Uh oh
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He's done, bros.
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>felix
hes done
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Passage, ez kid.
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Can we trade Felix? It's obvious he doesn't want to be here
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S P R I N G E R
D I N G E R
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FUCK

SEASON OVER

SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
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>it's a Felix gives up early runs episode
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>>75026014


>no comfier /sp/artan gf to make me schezwan sauce and pet me head while I watch the M's

;_;
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LUL Wrap it up boyss
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>>75026130
whoops
>>75026130
sorry about that
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felix nooo
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>>75026035
>>75026048
>>75026065
thanks lads

fefe.....
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>it's a leadoff homer episode
>it's a Felix implodes episode
I never tire of these reruns
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God damn I hate felix so fucking much
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Felix pls
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cano pls
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>>75026094
Are you high?

McCann is okay but Gurriel is gonna be good. So they have an above average bottom 3rd relative to the rest of the league.
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DOUBLE PLAY
O
U
B
L
E

P
L
A
Y
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that baserunning tho
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Jesus, good play Segura. Dipoto needs to be rid of Felix desu, hopefully this isn't like every other Felix start where the M's offense doesn't bother to show up.
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>>75026094
Aoki is the only real weak spot. They have a deeper lineup than anyone right now, and a solid bench.
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predict the Mariners season record

I'll guess 85-77
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>>75026220
116–46
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>>75026220
162-0
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>>75026234
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stream, anyone?
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What the fuck was the point of tal's hill and why did the MLB allow it?
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>>75026269

Why does God allow you to live
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>>75026265
http://yoursportsinhd.com/mlb/game/490111/
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>>75026269
> the MLB
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Lol what the fuck ump
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>Kikel
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>>75026269
Don't listen to that moron Dave Sims, Tal's Hill was great... Added some unique personality to the field.
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>>75026279
Fuck, my bad I guess
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UMPBALL
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>>75026220
69-93
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>>75026220
>HOU
92-70
>SEA
86-76
>LAA
83-79
>TEX
81-81
>OAK
63-99
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>>75026252
wow such outfield very infield hit
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>UMPBALL
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>>75026170
Fuck you
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I thought they were shrinking the zone this year
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Trade Felix to a winner, Mariners fags. Do it.
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remember when leonys martin was a power hitter for a while last season?
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>>75026289
no, it was objectively a stupid design

not green monster stupid, but pretty close.
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>>75026318
You think we don't want it to happen?
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>>75026289
This.

It was funny watching opposing centerfielders stumble up that thing.
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>>75026318
mariners can't even trade him unless he submits to dipoto's will
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>>75026220
62-100 or somewhere in that neighborhood. Starting pitching is going to get shelled early this year, trust that.
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>>75026320

Remember when you had a big dick yeah me neither
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>>75026269

to be unique. there have been talks of getting rid of it though
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Did they boo Beltran when he was first introduced as they lined up down the baselines? Or when he was announced to come up to bat?
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>>75026014
good luck lad
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>>75026360
It's gone.
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>20th season
Jesus I felt like it was just yesterday Beltran was running around in KC
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At least we can all agree that the AL West is the strongest division and that the NL is inferior to all else
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Is he, dare I say, back?
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>>75026334
Oh yeah and this "It was a throwback to older stadiums, some of which had uneven topography — Crosley Field, namely."
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>>75026387

I just got the stream going so I didn't know
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great catch Danny V
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JESUS CHRIST I HATE FELIX
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Who can stop us?
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sexy dp
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Beautiful
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why can't I hold all these DPs?
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Where's the stream?
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>>75026444
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
ASTROS CONFIRMED ERIES WINNERS
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>>75026490
>implying
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>>75026443
>hating Felix

How is it even possible to call yourself an M's fan? Even if you think it's a good idea to trade him, how do you feel hate for the King?
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reminder that an inning ending double play is equivalent to winning the world series for mariners fans
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2018 season when?
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What is one thing that the Rangers have that the DisAsstros don't? That's right, a ring. HAHAHAHAHA!
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who is this faggot new astros announcer?

holy fuck

this white boy is annoying
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>swinging on the first pitch
Why is this still a thing
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WORK THE COUNT BOYS
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>>75026488
see
>>75026281
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Ready for the Mariners to miss the playoffs again lol.
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E Z P Z
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>>75026509
Reminder that every time an Astros player doesn't strike out on an "aggressive batting" strategy it's equivalent to them winning a World Series.
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Go back to the NL ree
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>>75026532
I'm watching a stream. I wish I had the radio on an was listening to Sparks right now. And boy do I miss Milo.
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>bunting with 2 outs and no one on

fuck this ninny league shit
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Why bother. At least Ichiro could get away with it being left handed.
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>>75026560
Reminder that the Astros are one of the best teams in the league on paper right now and have one of the best farm systems so it ain't stopping. Just a little help with the pitching and they're true World Series contenders.
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based astros
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fun game so far, boys
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>>75026573
It was a good bunt, though.

He should keep that up. Not every pitcher will be a Kekel level fielder
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FUCK YOU JAP MAN
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There was some talk last year about Altuve juicing, but what are the chances that Odor on the Rangers is using steroids? I put it at a solid 100%
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>ragsfags already salty
Beautiful
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>you now remember Ketel Marte
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what happened to Alan Ashby? Who is this new announcer guy?
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I miss Dae Ho
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Thank you greatest ally
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>>75026648
We don't even think about you.
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>>75026648
Rangers. Are. Better. Bar. None.
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this faggot needs to go back to tampa
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>>75026648
>le asstros are gud meme
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>>75026647
He did pick up a little more power, and got more long balls, but he also changed up his swing. He moves his feet differently now.
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>>75026653

same
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Relocate the Mariners to Las Vegas. Or Oklahoma City I don't care.
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>>75026666
They've got the Astros number yeah but that's about it. They aren't winning any World Series any time soon. The Astros have better odds for the next couple of seasons.
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elsbury on suicide watch
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>>75026666
Wasted quads Tbh
Because
You
Are
Wrong
Bar
None
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fuck
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>Seager nudging Aoki off the bag

:')
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how small is this place

shit almost went out
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>>75026528
Strange definition of "having a ring" you have there
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that little jp guy is pretty cute
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how he a king if he got no ring?
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>>75026651
Alan Ashby got fired for hitting on Julia too much. If I'm not mistaken, this new guy came from the Rays.
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FINISH HIM
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>>75026751
Lundqvist is the only king without a ring. Not that faggot Felix.
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WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
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Is Felix as much of nigger as he looks?

He looks like he works for the cartels in the offseason.
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WOO! MARINERS!
WOO! ALTUVE K!
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>>75026739
This is probably the closest thing to a softball field in the league, you could probably debate that but it's really small.
>>75026751
Kings have crowns
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FRE*KING ALTUVE!!!
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>>75026765
lmao did he really?

>http://awfulannouncing.com/2016/astros-announcer-is-mesmerized-by-sideline-reporters-blue-eyes.html>>75026769
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>>75026789
Camden Yards is a fucking joke
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>>75026794
I imagine it had a part of the reason why they didn't renew his contract. He made things very awkward at times.
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>only missed 3 innings driving home
too bad the Ms couldnt score some runs
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Carlos Correa
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>>75026840
Good taste, friend
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>>75026840
Robinson Cano
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>>75026802
you're a fucking joke
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>>75026870
Shut up dad
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>>75026870
a funny one?
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>>75026878
your own dad thinks youre a joke?
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Kyle Seager looks like a polar express character
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Mariners!
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This Seager sucks
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FUCKING OUTSIDE
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>>75026947
i laughed desu
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>name is Dallas
>plays for Houston

Fucking travesty, come to the Rangers.
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>>75026954
Yeah I prefer Bob Seager
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>get booed
>o-oh nvm its a strike
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Bunt
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FUCK THIS SHITTY TEAM
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I'm getting a little nervous, not gonna lie
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>First pitch swinging
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Oh right, we're the mariners....
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>>75027040
It's okay.
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>>75027054
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I CAN BREATHE AGAIN
THANK YOU BASED KEK LEL

>>75027059
very nice jersey, my man
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Martin is shit.

M's should put Dyson out in CF
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i missed those bases loaded groundouts
good to have Mariners baseball back
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DEPORT THIS FUCK BACK SOUTH
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THANK YOU BASED CORREA
>>
I-is Felix okay, bros?
>>
CORREA CREAMED IT YES.
>>
No matter the outcome, if Felix's bags aren't packed after tonight I'm torching Safeco
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>special happening here in houston
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>>75027137
Felix has finally quit. Good night to the Mariners.
>>
>>75027137
No

now that his fastball is dead, he can't into control.

if he can't re-invent himself, he's fucked.
>>
that went clean out of the park, good gravy
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>>75027059
I've got that Orbit too
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>>75026840
called it
>>
THIS KILLS THE FELIX
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Its another Felix has a foot injury episode
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>felix
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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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So I should probably kill myself then.
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STAY DEAD YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>>
>>75027179
450 feet.
>>
If I owned the Mariners I'd make them even worse. They would lose 120+ games every season forever.
>>
how he king if no hamstring?
>>
>>75027230
Why do you hate the mariners?
>>
>>75027235
I laughed
>>
>>75027235
fuck you I laughed
>>
>>75027247
Nothing personal. I want to ruin every baseball team ever just for fun. After I make them shit I will relocate them to North Carolina.
>>
please no bully Felix
>>
>>75027183
Based Puerto Rico

>>75027235
Top kek
>>
>>75027235
ayy
>>
FUCK YOU JAPPER
>>
Fucking zunino runs with a refrigerator on his back
>>
i miss adam lind
>>
Dallas Keuchel here, posting from the dugout
AMA
>>
>>75027409
Can you bean the next pitcher right in the face to prove it?
>>
>>75027409
How confident are you in the bullpen not fucking everything up tonight
>>
>>75027433
The bullpen won't have to work tonight. I already promised them lunch tomorrow and the night off tonight.

>>75027427
No, pitchers don't bat in this league
>>
KKKKKK
>>
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not looking good senpaitachi
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>>75027631
classic Mariners
>>
Hey M's bros. I just got home from work (I was able to watch the first couple innings there because we have a cable hookup) and it's good to be back with you guys in the comfiest threads in all of /mlb/.

It really looks like the M's are just lethargic today and the ump is sucking, but I missed what happened to Felix aside from the groin tightness. Was there a weird play at first?

I'm really annoyed at Marteeeen swinging first pitch with bases loaded after two walks.
>>
>all streams are dead

fuck me
>>
>>75027651
sadly

>>75027738
>but I missed what happened to Felix aside from the groin tightness
he took an awkward step running to first.
>>
>rags
>>
FUCK YOU VINSHIT

FUCK YOU OFFENSE
>>
>>75027785
http://www.mlbstream.me/baseball/448470/4/houston-astros-vsseattle-mariners-live-stream-online.html
>>
>>75027825
sup, Kiwibro
>>
Correa on pace for 324+ McRibs
>>
I never realized The mariners had such a following on /sp/
>>
Is Beltran gonna be a Carlos Lee all over again?
>>
>>75027883
All Seattle /sp/ are fags
>>
>>75027883
It's just one really autistic dude replying to himself.
>>
James Pazos reminds me of Paseo.
>>
>>75027896
It's only a 1-year contract, so no

>>75027883
Yeah, idk why there are so many. They're not bad though.
>>
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>>75027909
>>
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Alright it's Mariners /sp/ time again. Missed you guys. Season is long, Keuchel is an ace. Not gonna let it stress me yet.
>>
mike trout to be honest
>>
>inb4 Tony Sipp
>>
Baserunner! I'll take anything right now.

>>75027985
What a great game. I hope they make more with more depth and better interrogation techniques.
>>
>>75027896
If he hits 27 100 .314 in 115 games , I certainly hope so
>>
>>75027829
I swear this wasn't working for me a while ago, Thanks.
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OH SHIT
>>
>>75028076
http://mlbstreams.net/seattle-mariners-mlb-live-stream/

this one is a Mariners stream
>>
damn son
>>
Keuchel is BACK, BABY!
>>
>>75028167
>>75028151
what did i miss?
>>
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Dad is coming back, right guys? Right?
>>
>>75028215
I've always wanted to shit in the Swelmet.
>>
>>75028204
A gold glove play by Keuchel. Bare handed snatch and spin going backwards almost at the third base line.
>>
>>75028204
mariners bunt on 2 outs (lol) and keuchel threw them out
>>
whats with these bunts, are the mariners trying to get their AL membership card revoked?
>>
>>75028215
never
>>
>>75028271
pretty sure it expires after 30 years with no pennant
>>
>>75028271
They know they can't avoid hitting it on the ground against KekLel, so they just try to have a little more control over where it rolls.
Pretty reasonable strategy tbH
>>
pls score a run
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>>75028376
>>
Is Felix hurt, guys?
>>
>>75028390
He's lost his will to live. You killed this man.
>>
>gregerson
I don't know how scared to be 2bh
>>
>>75028390
yes
out 3-4 weeks
Gallardo is now the default #3
>>
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>>75028390
apparently carrying a 40 man roster for a decade has done irreparable damage to his body
and soul
>>
Good eye Mitch
>>
COME ON CANO
>>
>rags
Hahaha
>rags
>rags
>rags
Hahahahahaha hahahaha
>rags
>rags
Hahaha
>rags
>rags
>>
Always an adventure with gaggerson
>>
MOTHER FUCK
>>
whelp there goes our only chance.
>>
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
THREAT NEUTRALIZED
>>
HAHAHA MARINERS BASEBALL

IT JUST NEVER ENDS DOES IT M'S BROS?
>>
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>>75028627
no
>>
>>75028627
t-true to the blue
>>
>shutout win
>rags >ragsing
>keuchel becoming an ace again
>correa playing like an MVP
>springer dinger
great night to be honest with y'all
>>
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>>75028627
Some day I'll be dead and the suffering will have ended.
>>
We just need Cruz- Seager- Valencia to go back to back to back
>>
>>75028663
FUCKING CORREA!
>>
Call us lastros one more time see what fucking happens
>>
>>75028767
Lastros
>>
>>75028767
lastros
>>
>>75028767
Asstros
>>
>>75028767
disastros
>>
>>75028767
It's gonna be awhile before they see what happens. But it all starts with the Astros winning the Division.
>>
>>75028778
Asstros you say?
>>
a man on, watch out!
>>
is that Dae Ho in a Valencia suit
>>
>>75028912
Dae Ho would've actually come through...
>>
>>75028949
3 pitch strikeout on a breaking ball was more likely to happen
>>
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Why did I watch this game? This was as prototypical of a Mariners game that you could get.

Literally nothing has changed. Why do I do this to myself?

Also that wasn't a fucking strike.
>>
not the best way to start the season but what can ya do.

see ya tomorrow Mbros

(bullshit call)
>>
Damn. Get em tomorrow boys.
That was the worst possible outcome for M's today.
>>
wooo..
Mariners...
>>
>>75028968
>swinging at a ball on the dirt
Dae Ho was more disciplined than that
>>
WHO
CAN
STOP
US
?!?
>>
GG Stros cya tomorrow
>>
>>75028981
It's okay bro. The Astros dealt with it for a few years... The Brad Mills era was not pretty. Bo Porter era wasn't great either. There's hope. Never give up.
>>
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the fuck is that green muppet supposed to be
what's wrong with MLB mascots, the Diamondback one is a bobcat or some shit instead of a snek too
>>
>>75029010
the 3-5 starters
>>
>>75029055
He's Orbit and he's an alien cause we're the Space City because NASA.
>>
>>75029023
>for a few years
>>
>>75029059
We'll see about that, leaf
>>
>>75029083
Ok, it was more than a few years. It was dark times though and I don't like to think about it.
>>
Oh, right, that's what Mariners baseball feels like
>>
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>>75029209
>>
>>75029103
shut up and trade for quintana already, it makes too much sense
>>
>>75029256
We have to let bregman prove himself a little more so we can pull a 1-1 trade. Luhnow knows what he's doing.
>>
>>75029315
>bregman prove himself a little more
bregs a bust
his trade value is going nowhere but down
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