OFFICIAL RANGERS VS INDIANS GAME THREAD

>rags

was darvish good in spring training? i wanna watch an actual ace matchup

>rags

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early post for adrian

5th for first pitch balk

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Windians!

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>yfw the wigwam warriors win the worlds eries

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Injuns desu

I've decidee to support the >rags in this game due to them playing the Injuns and being kind enough to trade the Tigers Kinsler for a broken fat man.

Thank you rags.

are rags fans Cowshit fans?

Darvish with the clean cut

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>>75024480
Welcome back to baseball subedition

Go Tribe!

Good luck in the season rags

>stream comes on
>14-3 Doyers vs Dads

Whew lad

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>>75024589
don't disrespect the fatman amigo

>>75024605
not me, but I think I'm gonna watch them next year to have something to chat about with my coworkers

>>75024605
They play right next to each other

>>75024635
I'm not disrespecting him, you guys broke him.

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>>75024480
>>75024480

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Let's go WINDIANS

Going to score my first game tonight

Good evening bitches

Hey have you guys ever
>drags

evening everyone

isnt the game at 7? why the fuck isnt my mlb tv loading.

How would you guys suggest I get some free beers in Cleveland?

>>75024711
Give some handies.

>no buzz or knoxie

REEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU JD

>RAGS

>>75024743
>he likes busby

First non shit stream I've found on strikeout today. This is a good sign.

Go rags, I'm pulling for you.

t. Tiggers fan

>>75024711
Well there's no boystown in the land so no kisses for free alcohol. Strike up a conversation with an Injuns bro and they might spot you a beer though.

That Indians lineup is stupid. At least they don't have Kipnis.

>>75024743
>he doesn't mute the TV immediately and listen to based Nadel

what are you doing

>>75024754
Bus is a million times better than the boring guy doing the Rags broadcasts this year. Nadel though is the patrician choice clearly.

>>75024774
>no kisses for free alcohol.
Explain

>>75024743
Nigga, they ancient.

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>napoli parties with the rags now

Indians 6-2 Rangers

You heard it here first

bullpen blows it for Rags

>>75024793
of course. i always switch over to radio stream

>>75024801
Sad but true.

>>75024797
Are you not familiar with the story of mo'Lester?

>>75024788
Dubs confirms, based Nadel is nearing closer to retiring as well though

HERE WE GO TRIBE

Whatever came of that gambling ring Darvish's brother was supposedly involved in?

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>>75024801
>ywn post party@napolis memes ever again

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>>75024837
For the old times

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>Brantley playing a game

Pretty sure klubot is gonna get shelled but this alone is worth it

>>75024823
No, I am not.

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>>75024833
What's up my man

>>75024828
hopefully he just stays on til he's senile like Scully, but luckily Hicks is pretty good too

>>75024850
he's our bitch

>stream goes to shit as soon as the game starts
Why does this always happen?

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>>75024878
Here you are, my man

>4 pitch walk
>3 pitch strikeout

vintage Yu

Probably should have been a ball

>throw over to 1st a billion times
>come back and strike a guy out
gotta love darvish

>>75024884
You can have him, but he's still gonna be one of /our guys/ forever

Is Darvish a mudslime?

>>75024934
he's half iranian i believe

Nice framejob bro

>>75024934
Racism is bad mkay

>>75024880
At the moment, trying to stream the game at work. Shitty bandwidth. I got the shitty computer while my co-worker is on the good one watching videos of different table saw comparisons.

>>75024934
>>75024940
close enough i'd say

>>75024940
I know but that's not what I asked: does he worship the pedo prophet?

Is it just me or are the colors really saturated when it goes to the pitcher camera

>>75024934
Go back to /pol/

>>75024934
does japan even do the religion thing?

>>75024934
half iranian half jap

>>75024926
no. he was our 2011 boy. he will forever be ours

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>>75024964

>/Paul/

lel

>>75024949
Mudslime is not a race

that was some questionable shit right there

My stream is decent desu

Darvass gets Smoove and Ed.

Year's over. Pack it in.

>>75024981

What happened? My stream cut out.

>>75024979
Are you saying Trump isn't a racist, you KKK guy?

What the fuck is the outfield design? 3 pacmans?

why is mlb.tv shitting itself?

>>75025001
I am saying that mudslime and illegal are not races, correct.

new helmets look nice, love the matte finish

>>75025018
mines fine

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>>75024899
What in the hell...

>>75025000
zone reached out to the batters box

like the helmets, but the slightly mismatched reds on the helmet/jersey are triggering me

Strike zones are already shit

reeeeeeeeee shitty ump

>>75025030
i have the video back now, but the stats are all 0s. maybe it's under heavy duress

As much as I hate the Injuns Porcello literally should have third in Cy Young votimg behind Verlander and Kluber.

>>75025023
fuck off retard

>>75025043
those helmets are disgusting

When does autism drone guy pitch?

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>we won't be live from the corner of Carnegie and Ontario until next week

Strike zones are optional in this game.

Fuck this ump

I'm a proud Rangers fan. You are jealous of me.

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GOMES

The dude was hella safe but alright

>>75025064
yeah my shit is fucked in that regard, it still says yu is pitching. but stream is fine. in years past it would crash all the time so im happy

>>75025030
The internet connection here is garbage (due to constantly updating market screens, a feed with dumb information, and a weather satellite view). We have two computers in our shop. One is awesome as far as connection goes, the other is shit. I got the shitty one while my coworker is looking for spare glass and scrap metal now on Craigslist.

he's out

What's everyone doing for opening day food and beverages?

Pizza hot pockets and philly cheesesteak hot pockets with water for me as I forgot my wallet in my desk at work so I can't have real pizza. Believe it or not I am not a /sp/ janitor.

damn that was close. think he's out though

>"great jump"

GOMES ERASED GOMEZ*

*maybe

Out or not that's not enough to overturn the call

>>75025118
I had a salad just now and a couple waters. I'll snack on some beef jerky later.

>>75025072
You have to go back.

holy shit someone take that monstrosity off of Banister

banny looking sexy

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yanimal is due to hit a dinger today

>>75025118
I had teriyaki chicken with carrots and broccoli. Drinkin some stellas.

>>75025147
Game winner?

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>>75025073
Saturday against the D-Backs.

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Post indians

Honestly looked like he was safe to me but he should never have gotten on base with that bad call anyway.

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>>75025168

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>>75025168

How about former Indians?

Rangers fans are the most intellectually gifted fans in baseball.

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>>75025189
:(

Who the hell is this kid? That swing was pretty af.

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There's Party @

>>75025168

Miss Nap but Corey Kluber has graced the mound

Kluber >>75025203
Nomar mazara, blew it near the end of the season but really burst on the scene

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>>75025189

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>>75025191
Agreed, my intellectual friend

>>75025203
you don't know about our lord and savior nomar mazara???? :^)

>>75025203

Kluber does that to people

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>tfw Indians fan

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My favorite thing about Kluber is how expressive he is.

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HATS FOR BATS

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>>75025037
It's real family

And it got more revealing

this ump is such garbage

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H-He is going to be okay right?

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>>75025272
ELITE Bertman

>>75025273
Absolutely.

>>75025272
Nice

>>75025273
Yes

>GIDP

It begins

>double play

triggered

>>75025283

Can't wait to get some in person when I make it to some games this year.

>>75025286
>GIDP

Hey hey hey...careful with that.

>>75025305
Same here. Buying it at the store and ussing it at home isn't the same.

yu is TOO good

I came here to shitpost and bost benis
benis :DDDDDD

>>75025272
I need to order some desu

>>75025319

I think it's a combination of the bulk metal containers and the residual taste left by tribe fever.

Odor loves horses.

>>75025336
True. Kind of like the difference between draft, bottled, or canned beer.

>>75025344
ur a horse

>>75025331
>rags

Good news everyone, I looked it up and Darvish is not a Muslim. Rags clubhouse confirmed as not at risk of suicide bombing.

BASED

Damnit
>>75025344
That's not how you spell young boys

Goddamn Odor

Fuck this team

Go Reds

daily reminder

>LUCROY

Klubes ain't got it tonight

uh oh

>>75025351
>not having
ODOR
D
O
R

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Come on Klubot.

>Windians

HAHAHAHHA fuck the indians

Rags got some really good young pieces.

How will they manage to blow it?

yeah well

his younger brother is a rapist

Fuck this game and fuck this team. I'm a Cavsman now.

>>75025350
Neigh
>>75025359
Colts then?

>>75025272
It's crack.

Brats and Bertman's all summer nigga.

This is going to be a preview of this season's ALCS.

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who indi/a/ns here?

Holy shit this ump is terrible

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fuck off leveland are you faggots serious with this shit, fucking him of all players fuck off

>>75025375
He's unironicly on my fantasy team though

>>75025408
>getting past the DS

I'd be ok with that

>>75025371
>ump is garbage
>no, it's Corey's fault there's no strike zone

>>75025408

You think the Texans are going to make it that far. That's cute.

Gallo made contact alert

>>75025432
Greatest team in baseball history. Greatest state in baseball.

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>>75025413
Not really /a/ but sometimes animu is enjoyable I guess

>>75025427
Both are true though, that wasn't a very good pitch

>you will never feed Elvis a banana covered in peanut butter

>>75025432
>Texas annexes Oklahoma, New Mexico, and Mexico in this logo

delete

>kluBUST

>>75025464
>you will never feed on Elvis' chocolate banana.

Is it Miller time already

>>75025489
Better just kill myself rn

>>75025489
I'm okay with that

Are we gonna be
PAPA JOHNS
A
P
A

J
O
H
N
S
tonight

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>being so butthurt about Injuns you're still doing the obvious falseflagging bit

lmao

this new color guy sounds way too much like John Rhadigan

>there's suddenly a strike zone when indians are at bat

You're breaking my balls, ump.

>>75025536
Tough shit. Even the umps want the vastly better RANGERS to win.

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>>75025528
kek he did it all year last year and he is still ass pained

>>75025511
where in west tx bro, bro?

>>75025536
home team versus visiting team, senpai, it's not meant to be fair

>>75025551
It is a tad sad. Just enjoy basedball

lot of fat people in Texas it seems

Is Bush there?

>slow stream

kms

>>75025553
big spring/midland/odessa, reppin the permian basin

Who /panhandle/ here?

"If I’m being honest, there is something different about being up 3–1 in a series. Usually players don’t want to talk about this, but there’s something there." - Jason Kipnis

What did he mean by this?

>>75025575
>>75025582
my condolences to the both of you

>>75025575
is that rangers country generally?

i'm dallas born and raised, don't really know what parts of the state root for us

>>75025582
literally only you, y'all can keep lamesa too

>>75025604
>>75025608
I like it here.

will yan gomes hit better than .169 this year?

wut

>>75025606
Pretty much yeah. Whole lot of Yankee fans randomly enough but a whole lot of T's on hats

I like the autistic white guys to pitch and black guys to hit and run combo the Indians have going.

>Santana's baserunning
>Texass fielding

What

>fatana

>>75025614
Lubbock is p cool but everywhere else is kinda meh

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excuse me?

That was a sequence that actually happened.

I don't blame Santana, I thought it was a base hit too.

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>>75025650
Slamtana will hit a monster dinger to make up for it

>>75025627
yankees fans are everywhere

my dad (east texas) grew up a yankees fan in the 50s til the rangers came along and hes been a fan ever since

i feel like a lot of people didnt give it up

>>75025648
I live over in Amarillo, I moved here about three years ago. I kinda like it here.

So to recap, nobody knew what they were doing that play.

>to intelligent to know all the rules of baseball

>the city of gallo

Crushed

Houston swampmutants btfo

BOOM

>>75025669
My quarterback from high school was a Yankees fans and also a Broncos fan. It can get weird but most folks are Rangers/Cowboys fans

>cutter that doesn't cut

Relocate the Indians to somewhere better. They are bottom in the league in attendance.

Injuns BTFO

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So >we are confirmed .500 until may

Hehehe. Every homerun Gomez makes just adds to the salt mine that is Houston.

GOOMEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>75024711
Be good at sports trivia and win Beer Money

So much sadness in Kluber's eyes.

>>75025674
Never been to Amarillo proper but I've been to Canyon and it was okay

Now that the Indians are confirmed for last place who will win the Comedy Central this year, the Tigers?

>>75025697
rangers and cowboys? i'm okay with yall then.

>>75025719
He still has nightmares about the World Series.

>>75025582
/panhandle/ here

>>75025719
Have you ever seen him? That's how he always look, he's a robot

>>75025724
still the indians. five way tie

Test

>>75025724
The Whos.

Test

Test

The Tigers won't even make a wildcard desu. You watched the window close when Miggy took that strike in game 4.

>>75025694
He had a similar start in 2014. He opened the season 0-2 IIRC.

>>75025730
Where at in the panhandle bro?

The Electric Light Orchestra, finally.

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Test

>>75025757
Amarillo

T>est

>>75025773
Me too.

Are the rangers announcers good? They seem good.

>>75025752
You may not have noticed but he's still an elite hitter on a very food offense.

If the Tigers are shit this year it certainly isn't going to be because of their offense, it's going to be because they haven't had even a passable bullpen in seemingly 20 years.

Mazara is gonna be such a beast, dude has such a mature approach already

>there are people on spee rn that don't believe that the ballpark in Arlington has the best beer selection in the mlb

>>75025753
Yep. Indians as a whole always start out slow.

>>75025790
What's the selection like?

>>75025773
>>75025780
kiss him for free beer bros

>>75025791
Literally the same ride every year since 1993.

wew

yussss

lel

>>75025784
Didn't even say Miggy wasn't a good hitter. But you're right that the Tiggers don't have the pieces to make it to postseason this season.

LOOOOOOOOOOL

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kluber is getting BTFO. Might be time to fire up the bullpen.

that's for blowing the world series you worthless fucks

Why do pitchers have so much trouble early in the season? Like nigga just throw the ball better.

What a shot

It's the 3rd inning, people

>>75025805
Texas made beer comrade
Also
>ODOR
>D
>O
>R

>I'm gonna lose this fantasy week because Elvis Andrus does nothing and my opponents Odor hits nothing but bombs

ROOOOOOOOGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>the party is still at napoli's

>>75025816
My fondest memories of the Indians was watching Jose Mesa blow it.

cleveland was a mistake

So, is this going to be a Baltimore O's type of offense? Home-run based?

>>75025837
Because pitching is more demanding than hitting

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>>75025701
this sounds oddly familiar..,

>>75025832
Yeah...hope y'all kept those guys together from last season. That 'pen was something else.

>This woman's voice
the fuck?

>>75025865
delete this before anyone saves it

HORSIE
O
R
S
I
E

>>75025850
My earliest memory is Joe Carter hitting a HR against the Tigers in 1988.

>>75025878
Wrong the Sox will win it.

What does he do to those horses?

cant believe we lost edwin for this shit

>>75025865
saved this. thanks for posting.

>>75025893
Breeds them.

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>>75025884
yes sir

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>>75025875
Give her a break man, she has to suck every dick in that locker room when they win.
>Emily will never give you a handy-j

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UUMMMMMMMPPPPPPSSSSSS

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>>75025915
stop posting these you leaf REEEEEEEE

The Chicago White Sox would bootyblast both of these shit teams.

>>75025954
silly monkey these indians r not u lol

Holy fucking shit, i can already see the indians going 78 - 84.
The tigers might win this shit division

>>75025971
>hexico

>>75025954
Don't feed the leaf.

Poo Darvish

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How upset are the tigglets going to be when the Injuns win this game?

J-RAM

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>>75025954
sir yes sir

>>75025977
Whats wrong with my flag james

>>75025966
>wake up in Chicago
>get shot
>get cucked by souf side niggas
>sox are below .500
this is ur reality pls go

BABYFACE

RANGERS ARE GONNA DOMINATE AL AND CHOKE IN PLAYOFFS AGAIN FUCK YEAH

5 YEAR TEAM FRIENDLY CONTRACTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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Make a webm, leaf

>>75026009
I live in Amarillo lol. Go Sox!

>this is a pitching duel in the Arcade League

>>75026013
PLAYING 14 GAMES ABOVE THEIR PYTHAGOREAN RECORD YEEEEAAAAHHH

>>75025929
I thought that was Odor's job

LETS FUCKING GO INDIANS THIS IS OUR YEAR
RAGS 1 - 161
WINDIANS 162 - 0

I honestly think Ramirez is one of the best bats on the team. I don't care what numbers say. He has a great eye and he's clutch.

>>75026029
>wake up in amarillo
>kiss cow wife goodbye as you go to your job at the manure company
>literally have shit for lunch
>drink diet Dr Pepper because you're watching your calories
>come back home to see the WTAMU basketball program fucking your wife
is this accurate

>>75026058
Does anyone not think this? He's overshadowed by Lindor but just as phenom

>>75026058
He is. The numbers from last season are proof enough. He was clutch.

What will Naquin's batting average be this year?

If you guess correctly, i'll give you my girlfriend.

everyone on both teams still looks kind of rusty

welcome to april everyone

>>75026067
Don't forget the part where Ryan Leaf raids your medicine cabinet.

>>75026081
.263

Reminder that this happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d21KhbC8DDU

>>75026081
.294

What the fucking fuck?? Is it me or the indians look unbeatable this year, theres no way the al central can stop them from going to the playoffs. This team is on a course to cuck over the rest of the arcade league and fuck over the national league's best team. This one is going fo da land bros

My stream is slow, what are you guys viewing?

>Jim Knox shilling for Texas Motor Speedway

hahahaha

>>75026085
Everyone knows that. This is typical OD shitposting. Been holding it in all off-season.

>>75026090
Leafs BTFO

Keep Kluber in for the whole game so the Rangers can hang 20 on him.

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>basketball is too black for white Americans
>football will die as mombies dint want their little Timmy getting mashed potato brain
>all the public ice rinks and frozen over lakes will disappear thanks to Trump's climate change policies and kids won't be able to play hockey
>my little sawker

>mfw baseball will reign supreme

>>75026097
go back to your cartel camp next to jurassic park enrique

>>75026140

it's the american pastime

God the indians are probably going to win the next 10 world series at this point, not even the red sox can stop the tribe from forming the greatest dynasty in american sports

>corey klushit

Klubot activated