DODGERS VS. PADRES OPENING DAY GAME THREAD!

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HAHAHA FIRST FOR DOYER GAME THREADS

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>>75021284
>you will likely never hear another Vin broadcast
I'm not handling this well, lads

Man I can't believe we're leading the division already lol

Reminder the dads are good this year. wouldn't be surprised if they cracked 90 wins

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>>75021388
Doyer fans, just want to congratulate you for the insta-Ws you're gonna be getting each time we play this season. gs

Go Padres

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I need some dodger pepes and wojaks please

my pc died last week

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>seadurr

lmoa wowee nice gift ty doyers

How do Padres faggots feel that we not only took your NFL team but your games are home games for the Dodgers?

What a shitty fucking franchise. Fuck you faggots.

Dads are scary this year. 100-110 wins wouldn't surprise me.

Btw i' m out of coke.

>>75021529
>How do Padres faggots feel that we not only took your NFL team
>took
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-chargers-move-live-message-to-chargers-we-don-t-want-you-1484238023-htmlstory.html

SOLARTE DRVIN EM IN WOOOO

>>75021529
false flag

We do not give a shit about the chargers and I wish they move back to san diego immediately


I wished the fucking rams were gone too

>>75021529
at least when I look up the sky is blue you blockhead

Las Vegas Padres would get even less attendance, shut teh fuck up faggits

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>>75021603

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>Shaw shook the first game

Goddamn it this is a bad sign.

>>75021601
We don't give a fuck about the Chargers and Clippers

But its nice to show San Diego who's boss. I hate all these uppity faggot Padres fans. San Diego is fucking gay.

Nice inning there Chacin

This is a chargers town through and through, dads are literally just something for tourists to do because the park is nice and shiny and shit

>>75021830
I mean...it might have been, and there might be some cucks that are going to follow them to LA, but all I've seen is the town as a whole turning its collective back on the Bolts. Dads are about to go big time, and ownership seems to actually be playing the PR game well enough to have a shot taking it.

>>75021830
the attendance for the padres has been growing in the past 5 years

it'll become a padre town again now that the chargers are gone

alright lads, watching my first game of baseball desu

G O N Z O
O G Z O N
N O G N O
Z G O O N
O Z O N G

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>>75022023
>>75022023

oh boy here it comes

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>>75021919

explain please, the differences between this and cricket
??

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>>75021919
enjoy the show

best pitcher in baseball vs san diego

>kershit

jeez Chacin it's just the pitcher

shit rule change desu

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how can i watch this on my lappy ? Blacked out here in LA and FUCK Spectrum

>>75022184
I would be buttblasted too if I had to play against Kersh

DAMMIT

nice play by Forsythe

YEEERRRRRRRRROUT!!!!!!!

>>75022225
>tfw literally cucked by the spectrum
Autism wins again

>>75022131
to be honest I've never been a big cricket fan, but in cricket you've got 2 batters running back and forth between the two wickets, which are like bases. the bowler makes his throw from the second wicket, and his objective is to ideally hit the wicket behind the active batter which is an automatic out. So cricket I guess is more defensive, and you see that in how the bat is a bit more like a paddle so you can be very protective with it, and of course you can just keep hitting the ball without any requirement to run.

I think I'll like baseball more though.

>>75022135
thanks m8

>>75022225
>>75022317
I don't know what you guys are talking about, it's airing on Spectrum for me.

>>75022346
I don't have Spectrum

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>>75022369

>sucks to be you
did you try firstrow?

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>tfw first season without vin

BASES CLEARING DUBS

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>>75022526
JUST

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>>75022436
I don't get it

>not even a good joke

Padres going 160-2 this year.

pop fly out or walks in a run

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POST
YOUR
BEER
HERE

FIRST GRAND SLAM OF THE SEASON GOES TO MUH NIGGA JOC

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welp

PAPA SLAM

THANK YOU, GREATEST ALLY

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>>75022576


>

DON'T BE JOC'IN MY SALAMI

how's that for opening day

damn that was exciting

meme

JUST

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yus

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>>75022640


>OH SHIEEEEEEEEEEE-

BACK 2 BACK

DODGERS CONFIRMED WORLDS ERIES DYNASTY

inb4 puig gets another one

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>>75021284
>getting 6 runs in two pitches

>>75022665

>open day
>against the Pad's
calm your tits, you tripfaggot
are you drunk?

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>tfw rape trolley is back

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>first, you get the money

>then, you get the power

>then, you get the women

Hopefully Kershaw doesn't do that sidearm shit again. It was obvious it tipped off the batters because he only throws one pitch with it.

>implying this isn't finally the year Joc breaks loose

>>75022824
what's up, pants

>>75022839

I'm here for my doyers ese

Based Kersh

Big Leaguer Corey Seager.

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>really hungry
>want to get something to eat
>hate getting stuff delivered because it always takes too long
>don't want to miss any of the game

please help

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>>75022852
well did you see the last inning?

that's pretty much it, these Pads are spent
the Braves, too, from the last game
Mets look good

get this guy out of here jesus christ. Clayton Richard should have been the opening day starter

>>75022885

>not having an ample supply of hot pockets at your disposal

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>>75022885
just go to in n out and listen to the game on the radio

>>75022919
>eating hot pockets
I have slightly more dignity than that.

JUSTin Turner.

Clayton richard is going to face a heated dodger team

smart move

Dads blown the fuck out on opening day again

lmao just mercy rule the Padres already

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>>75022930
>/sp/artan

The fuck you say??
quit bitching and heat something up, you stupid cunt

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

so glad they re-signed him

fair ball no bout adout it

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>>75022920

Is Baez still going be the setup man when he comes back?

Fuck, that looked like it hurt

That man has a family!

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>We're here.

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This season is going to be even worse than I thought.

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hahahahahaha just kill me already oh my goodness.

>Bethancourt injured
good to see my Padres going to fold like lawnchairs again like every year

>meme catcher RP

kek

no intent to injure

glad to see he's ok

>2 runs on wild pitches

JUST

Wild pitch now. Pads just dying on the mound.

>This is unironically considered a pro team in San Diego

>muh versatility

how about succeeding at one thing first

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>>75023111
>the naval base of Saint Diego Montoyota Del Margarita

Man, that sounded like it was going to go out but not quite.

Chacin and Bethancourt designated for assignment when?

>>75023111
Nice digits friendo

WEIGHT ROOM JOC

Are the Padres finally going to lose 100 games?

>>75023150
nah I think if everything goes wrong the most they can lose is 96

>>75023150
Dream big.

>>75023150
>>75023111
>>75023069
>>75023060
http://deadspin.com/the-padres-are-barely-a-major-league-team-1793953428

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DODGER LIZARD APPROVES

>>75023190


Can you say

Fore shadowing =D

KerGOAT is fucking on it

>>75023171

These guys look legitimately worse than the 2011 Astros

>>75023263
So does today kill the meme that they are going to be great this year?

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Kershaw just walks off like you know that's a strike motherfucker i aint comin out here till next inning

>>75023111
Trips = truth

>>75023278

Who the fuck is saying that?
Every analyst is predicting them to be absolute shit this year.

>>75023303
I've seen more than a few in the /mlbg/ earlier today. Hell, even in this thread >>75021388
I unironically believed it to be a meme, because people couldn't be so stupid as to actually believe it, right?

>>75023190
i'm not clicking on a deadspin link faggot

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Feels weird not hearing Vin call opening day, but Joe is great. Go Dodgers

>>75023348
Not asking you to. Look at the title that you can see within the link.

>>75023347

They are the same idiots who said the same about the Padres 2 years ago and hype the Rockies every year.

It is a meme.

>>75023353
The thing I'll really miss is Vin rattling off some story about old timey Dodgers.

>walking the pitcher after having 0-2 for the count
lmoa

S E A G E R
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A
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Just fucking kill yourselves, Dads

Stop, they're already dead

Pls stop hurting dads

THANK YOU BASED SEAGER

>>75023392
I'll miss the stories too lad

Eager Seager going deep

SEAGOAT

This actually hurts to watch pls have mercy LA

>still 4 innings of this shit

Wasn't last year when the Padres went like an entire series without scoring a single run?

>>75023466
Yeah, opening series against the Dodgers

>Roberts actually going out there to argue that call
Come on, Dave. It's 12-1 man... Relax.

>>75023466
for a few series they had no runs

can you blame the pitcher for being a bit angry..cmon now

lets just keep playing ball

>>75023495
score doesn't matter he has to back up his guys

I don't think I've ever felt so bad for a sports team before in my life

>>75023466
31 innings without a single run. Pretty sure it is a League record.

Look at all those happy folks in the stands just ripe to be ICED

>>75023520
Yeah he does, but I mean it was clearly not a hit batter and Turner wasn't particularly bothered by it.

pads getting blown the fuck out

>Last Season (A)

Oh boy

>keeping a ball from a game you were btfo of

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who /dank/ here?

>>75023603
How do you like your broccoli?
With cheese?

>>75021388
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>75023630
Yeah, usually
or a little mix with cauliflower and some butter and salt, little pepper
>I'm a simple man

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>padres

>>75023689

Thats some vintage shit right there

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>>75022591
>>75022591

>>75023689
fucking classic kek

>>75023710
I'm but an old man juan

sick pitch t bh

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Will dads ever be great

>>75023829
Let's look forward to 2018/2019.

>>75023829

Margot, Renfroe, Jankowski, Myers and Espinoza are legit.
They could start to be good in 3 years if they don't go full retard and start selling.

nice Schimpf, now if only the pitching didn't blow the game 4 innings ago

KERSHIT ERA

B T F O
T
F
O

>Kershaw actually has run support so the HR is meaningless
What is this feeling?

>>75023942
>1.29

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>>75023829
in a few years, if they hold on to some of these rookies and they stay healthy

Maybe
maybe after Trump has either been impeached or imprisoned
Maybe after the World Cup in Quatar
>maybe after sun collapses

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EVERY SINGLE YEAR

IT'S JUST NOT FAIR

>>75023991
>>75023896
>>75023866
It's nice when sons believe in dads

>the Padres are now the only pro sports team in San Diego

Must feel bad man

>>75024028
>pro

haha padres are fucking shit

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>>75022591

>>75024028
They have the Gulls.

>paper plastic.. I'll take a ring
HAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT
shut the fuck up, goddamnit I hate fucking espn

>>75024087
Most people wouldn't consider the Gulls a pro team. Ducks to SD when?

>be a team in market of 1 million people
>have to compete with a team with a market of 15 million
>no salary cap
Baseball is so great.

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

I've never been to a pro american sports game.

Where does baseball rate as far as a spectator sport? On TV it looks boring to be there unless you're running statistics.

for fuck's sake, Puig

>>75024131

Fuck off commie

>>75024162
it's comfy

Puig is such a moron holy shit. Has he gone one game without making an out on the bases?

>>75024167
It's not his fault

>>75024162
baseball games are great to go to

>>75024179
>>75024167
>Doyers fans

>>75024131
if youre talking about dodgers/padres then shut up cause cali-fags don't care about sports for the most part unless the team is winning.. the only exception is the lakers

>>75024185
It's the Padres' fault for picking on him.

>>75024162
It's comfy and fun to go with friends, you can socialize and talk, without missing out on the action.

>>75024179
>>75024167

It was Toles fault

>you don't want to run up the score
what the fuck is this meme?

Send that nigger back to Cuba ffs.

>>75024179
Toles made a base running error. Puig knew there was nothing there. You load up the bases and save the 2nd out so you can sacrifice. Toles tried to make something out of nothing and got Puig out.

>Hatcher

Is a 10 run lead enough?

FUCKING PUIG
FUCK HIM

>those empty seats all of the sudden

>>75024455
game is over and staying to watch out bottom tier bullpen nearly choke it is not worth it

>>75024455
Beat the rush hour traffic in a game you're either A) not going to lose because of the lead or B) Lose in some spectacular collapse you don't want to be there for anyway

>Dads

>>75024520
This.

Also Dodgers Stadium's parking lot is godawful

Good lord, just end it already

>>75024567
Yeah that lot is a nightmare, especially since they closed the back way all those years ago.

G R A N D A L
R R
A A
N N
D D
A A
L L

>>75024162
It's good stuff. Even my old, ugly A's stadium is comfy as fuk. Drink some beer, eat some peanuts and a big ass salami and prosciutto sandwich and watch the A's lose. It's nice.

>Hatcher thought he gave up a homer and was requesting a ball from the ump

Good game, Dadsbros. Sorry your team is shit again.

FUCK YEAH DODGERS

GG Doyers see you tomorrow.

I can't believe The Padres fell for the WBC Venezuelan ace meme

Ended just in time to watch hockey.

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I like the looks of this team.

GG Dads.

Anime pitching tomorrow.

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>>75021440
Think I'm gonna get a lot of use out of this.

we love it

inb4 slowpoke.jpg, i was driving

>>75024342
Fuck you're dumb. Do you understand baseball?