how do we fix this shit?

How do you fix perfection?

add contact
remove the fact that the game is almost 100% 1vs1

basically, turn it into something like hockey or polo

Allow steroids so that every flyball is a home run

Aluminum bats and shorten games to 7 innings

you stop trying to fix it because it isn't broken

robot ump, pitch clock, batter can't step out of box, limit mound meetings, no ad break for pitching changes

>>75020028
Commercials every 5 minutes, that is how Americans fix all things.

>>75020028
eliminate Manfred before he turns it to shit

Add at least one pitch back into the IBB

multiball

Players can steal during pitching changes

>>75020527
>>75020287
this

>>75020028
Automatic strike zones. Any bitching regarding the computer's decision means another strike.

>>75020028

We don't. We let it die a slow, painful death. If you're under 50 and still watch it, you're a total faggot.

Just let it die nobody cares

>>75020028
there is nothing to be fixed once we remove the DH once and for all

Make it 3 balls to a walk. Make those fuckers throw down the middle

The average opening day game was 4 hours and 17 minutes long yet featured just 13 minutes of action. The sport can't be fixed.

Local TV ratings are higher than ever

Stay mad, bitchboys ;)

When a batter enters the box they must see the next pitch unless an injury forces removal of the pitcher or batter.

If an ump grants a batter time out after the pitcher's throwing motion has already begun, that ump will lose one game assignment.

>>75026401
>Any bitching regarding the computer's decision means another strike
i love this.

>>75026775
oh boy, cletus in the middle of the everglades watched all the games on his local flyover sports station

What about blurnsball?

force Colorado to put coors at normal elevation, ban rain delays, and ban the DH

>>75027060
>ban DH
t. No Fun League supporter

>>75026933
>flyover
>everglades
nigger go home

>>75027098

>Madison Bumgarner currently leads the sport in HR's

>>75026511
>le baseball is dead meme
Salient point there desu

>>75020028

Raise the average American to have a slightly higher attention span

Throw out rich assholes who sit behind homeplay and look at their phones the whole game and let underprivileged kids come in and raise hell for their favorite teams

>>75027636

and ban Marlins man

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Fixed. Home runs are stupid, base running n shiet is where the excitement is

Add landmines and carnivores pack.

Add a salary cap, salary floor, and 50/50 revenue sharing.

>>75020028
>how do we fix this shit?
>stop fixing it.

>>75020028
M U L T I B A L L

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allow players to whip sick asf dabs.

>>75020028
You don't. Just let it die it's natural, boring death. This isn't 1908 anymore.

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>pitch clock (similar to basketball's shot clock, including its visibility... but shorter)
>if you throw a temper tantrum like a little baby (leave the bench, mouthing off, etc.), automatic 10 game suspension
>7 innings
>cut at least 25 games out of the season
>allow steroids

fixed

Let it be

>>75033289
What about riding a motorcycle around the bases?

>>75020028
By giving up playing boreball and picking up cricket instead.

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>>75035090

>>75026511
>baseball is too slow for me that's why i'm a gamer! YEAH GO E-SPORTS!

>>75028079
literally the dumbest idea ever

>>75035090
POO

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