BASEBALL IS FINALLY BACK, BABBYS!
>O's fans salty af to based Gibby for some raisin
Marco Estrada vs Kevin Gausmann
battle of the birds begins anew boys lets get it
APOLOGIZE
good luck based marco lets have a great season
>>75019909
Faggot
Should Canada be allowed to have a baseball team?
protip: NO
somebody pls trip
>>75019933
hello yankshits wb
>randomly selected fan
>it's a little kid
I really want it to be some fat fuck in his 40s one of these years
>>75019943
Rangers fan here - fuck that minority filled liberal shithole Toronto.
LETS GO MARCO FUCK THE STANKEES
>booing every player and manager
>best fans in baseball
>fucking up the french part of the canadian national anthem
Just heh
stopping by
>>75019997
DELET THIS
Who ABT here?
>>75019989
You should just be grateful your shitty anthem was even sung
>tfw no EE post-playoffs shenanigans
feels kinda bad tbqh
>celebrating local politicians
lol fuck outta here
I can't believe Fred Manfra is gonna be gone man, fuck it's the end of an era
Just heard the jets fly over my house. And fuck Canada.
Damn, did Manfra have a stroke?
I miss brett
>>75020060
Hip surgery I think
Is there a more unlikable team in all of sports than the Blue Jays?
>>75020067
so do I sometimes
then I think about the money he got for outings like this one
>>75020088
I was gonna say the Yankees but now I think hate the Jays more.
>>75020088
>rags
im loving the american salt LETS GO BOYS
>america
>they don't highlight liriano
top lel
the blow gays, well, blow gays :)
>Kids Fedora
orioles win 3-2, save this
>>75020190
top kek
I'm just hoping for blue gays season ending injuries
cant wait for the bautista boos
are there any actual orioles fans ITT or is it just salty rags and yanks?
Mariners!
lmao
nice "fielding" you got there
LETS GO JOSH
>>75020252
Yes. I live in Baltimore.
the salt is thick in the air tonight
THERE IT IS TOP KEK
>>75020279
>balitmorians
throw some damn strikes
>>75020293
No bully, pls.
morales confirmed smoak 2.0
damn so close
>Encarnacion not on the Blue Jays anymore
>Still get to hear Gary Thorne mispronounce his name
lel
let's go boiiiiizzzzzz
estrada about to get BTFO
>>75020376
no way jose
sweet warning track shot
>>75020355
There we go now it's a real Baltimore game thread
did someone break the home plate mic?
Here we go Jonesy
>sitting on the changeup
clever girl
CAPTAIN AMERICA
>ywn be Adam Jones blowing a bubble running to second base
DFA danahlson now
Want to know the difference between me and Adam Jones?
Nothing, we both got doubles
CHRIS PLEASE
Come on Odd Year Davis
incoming hulk smash
>>75020447
>>75020484
delet ur accounts
>>75020502
ok i did now what
that's what we in the biz call a productive out
chris pls why first pitch
come on Trumbomb
>crowd booing
fuck these faggots
Incoming Trumbo Jumbo
>on-field delay
What's happening? Can't watch the game
>>75020532
>pretending canadians wouldn't do the same if the situation was reversed
lmao everyone thinks their fans are the greatest
trumbos a dumbo
>>75020546
kek ive been at games where pitchers get hit no one fucking boos
RISP already in midseason form
>>75020532
Come to Camden Yards and say that to our faces.
pearce coming up lads first pitch dinger you heard it here first
>>75020566
given how easily the rioters fucked up your fans I assume I can kick all your asses
>>75020584
Bending over and begging to be raped by minorities to assuage your white guilt is not 'kicking ass' no matter what Trudeau tells you.
>>75020621
kek this is coming from a fanbase that was beaten into submission by niggers
>>75020584
Those were white bois from the suburbs. I'm an actual Baltimore nigger.
gold glove castillo
>>75020584
>canadians
>capable of beating up literally anyone
neither of us are going to get to the world series but at least we have our dingers, r-right bros?
>mfw remembering Canadian fans threw a beer at Kim last year
I have never met a Canadian that wasn't a 100% complete pussy
coffee lady will save our season
pearce abut to get an ovi
>swinging at that
russGOD pls
pearce u trader
>>75020698
If you kill your enemies, they win.
BASED STEVE PEARCE ORIOLES ON SUICIDE WATCH
Is Gausman actually good yet, or will he still roll over and give up 10 home runs in the 5th?
STEVE PEARCE
>>75020724
video game/anime logic pls go
>american banter
quite sad tbqh
There is no better color commentator in baseball than Jim Palmer.
>>75020730
he had some nasty pitches looks really good so far
run it out everytime boyzzz
trade him
GOOD HUSTLE KEVIN
>dutch infielding
MASN get a new video director this year?
>scope
>estrada and gooseman trying to out-flyball eachother
damn zeke nice try
one of these pitchers is going to give up a dinger this game
>>75020752
Those warning-track flies might be homers later in the season though.
>>75020796
bold baseball commentary
>>75020806
thank u for the support
>>75020801
Oops, meant to reply to
>>75020730
BJs mandatory steroids scandal 2017 cap it
AYYYYY LMAO
uhhhhh
>Jays fielding
Keep your eye on the ball, nigger. Dummies.
boy that was familiar
he'll score of course
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>canadian fielding
>Blue Jays in charge of routine plays
epic
who needs weiters when we've got beef welington?
>>75020838
Pillar isnt used to catching popups without beer cans being thrown at him
>.400 OBP guy batting 7th
>.320 OBP guy batting 1st
What the actual fuck is wrong with Buck Showalter? Is he going senile?
based pearce
why his pants look so puffy, it's like he's wearing three pairs of underwear
>>75020875
why would they throw beer cans at kevin?
dont think ive ever seen the orioles stadium that full before, when will it be 1/6th full like usual?
>>75020893
LOL next game
>>75020881
Playing 4-D chess my dude
>>75020881
OBP is for pussies you want your dinger hitters hitting as many dingers as possible
>>75020904
I mean, between this and not using Britton...
>>75020893
>>75020901
>canadians think they're good at banter
lmbo
>>75020944
make me chuckle
>>75020955
i'm not your puppet, faggot
>>75020889
Why would they throw beer cans at Hyun-Soo Kim?
>>75020942
just making sure he is well rested for the upcoming World Series run
>>75020893
Don't care. Cheap ticket prices and one of the best stadiums in the country.
>his shortstop bats 9th
basedstrada
>0-5 with RISP already
JUST
>>75020190
*teleports behind you*
*tips kids fedora*
*strikes out*
ORIOLES KIDS FEDORA
>>75020971
He was drunk ALSO BASED MARCO
>>75020992
Already in top form
some godly RISP numbers
bettmans a goof
Hey Cal, where's your mom?
Cal Ripken jr. is a really nice guy. I met him in person.
>>75021000
>A Literal Beer Thrower Apoligist
Stay classy, Canucks
is it just me or is gausman kinda qt if he wasn't open-mouth chewing all the time
good fucking swings travis reee
>>75021041
That was uncalled for.
>>75021051
he's the white magic johnson
>>75021055
you asked me why he did it you retard. God you orilel fans are braindead.
>>75021055
not him but the beer thrower got a felony and a lifetime ban
>tfw 295 was easy traveling due to games in DC and Bmore
Can we have this every day please?
i was saying Bootista
Funny how you never heard anything more about Cal's mom getting "kidnapped"
>>75021099
nice wayne dubs
>>75021116
That whole thing was so fuckin weird
>>75021136
I want to believe the best in Cal but it just reeks of him owing money to someone. He's a real crappy businessman (Aberdeen's a dumpster fire), I think someone was shaking him down or sending a message.
>still haven't replaced EE
wtf were the Jays thinking
>>75021055
Toronto sports fans are all frustrated, drunk twenty-somethings who have known nothing but failure from their teams in recent history.
It'll be great when this current incarnation of the Leafs inevitably collapses horribly without ever making it deep into the playoffs.
>>75019909
i need strm
>>75021164
holy fuck you are mad
>>75021183
No, but Toronto fans sure are.
>>75021155
he rejected 4 years 80 million
>JAYS RISP
top kek oh boy here we go
HEY BOYS
>>75021201
given all the booing im hearing id say baltipoor fans are upset.
>>75021181
http://www.mlbstream.me/baseball/448467/4/baltimore-orioles-vs-toronto-blue-jays-live-stream-online.html
>>75021222
...?
>>75021164
>collapses horribly without ever making it deep into the playoffs.
>back to back seasons made it deep into the playoffs
>>75021183
He is not wrong though. Toronto fans are fucking shit. I mean they try to catch fair balls all the time
>>75021227
Doesn't get any better than this!
>>75021246
>I'm a superior, REAL fan
kys
>>75021227
fuck off with this shit
who's the toughest guy on the jays?
>pilar
top kek
DOUBLES DOUBLES EVERYWHERE
Want to know the difference between me and Seth Smith?
Nothing, we both got doubles.
>>75021262
Brett Lawrie.
DFA Kevin
that wasn't very super, superpillar
Why didn't he jump?
>31 posters
>opening day
kek
>>75021262
Canadians can at least get comedy right, I'll give you guys that
>>75021256
t. triggered poo in the loo
bless you, spotted dick.
estradas lost it
>>75021271
one day anon, one day
hey its a whole new jones
>>75021239
hello new friend, welcome to the Jays threads
>>75021302
>talks shit about own fans
>calls someone a poo in loo when they call him out
hope I never become this much of an unlikeable faggot
>4 pitch walk to Adam Jones
What fucking bizarro universe have I stumbled into?
>>75021344
>I feel the need to defend the honour of random drunken TO faggots
jesus christ prajeet
chris davis takes steroids
>>75021261
lactose intolerant fag detected
firesale
well
i'll take it
>>75021412
i always had a feeling you fags were the /hoc/ casuals and now thats confirmed
nice throw to second tho
Go O's
good job kevin
>>75021227
I can't believe they show this white supremacist filth on Canadian television.
THERE WE GO BOYS
welp gg Os this offense isnt doing shit, good luck this season
ESTRADA BTFO
TRUUUUMBOOOOOO
where were u when bautista was kil?
>>75021464
>2 runs is BTFO
uk pls
The O's have bats.
>>75021227
it doesnt get any better than this
that'll be a home run in a month but glad to see the offense is alive
>>75021483
>implying it isnt
they actually have a good bullpen in case you havent noticed and our offense is trash
>>75021483
This is supposed to be u're elite starter
>>75021541
thats sanchez britbong
we've got the best WTP don't we, folks?
>>75021541
we have the best starting rotation in all of baseball so says sportsnet and sportsnet is NEVER wrong!!!
>don't miss these great ALE matchups!
>brewers
Seasons over
>>75021582
easily top 3 in the AL
>Yankees fans coming to town
God, please fucking help me.
in the ethno-state, opening day would be a national holiday
man martin has regressed hard
is this the year we finally have an honest to god ace
>Gasman gets a five pitch inning
holy shit
ok I guess it's going to be like last year where this team will have absolutely shit hitting for the first 60 games
>>75021591
good, you and the other bandwagoners can leave now
>>75021621
God is dead and Yankees fans murdered him
5 FUCKING PITCHES
JAYS 5TH IN AL EAST THIS YEAR CONFIRM
>>75021643
>2 ABs
>he's regressed hard
kys
>>75021666
stick to watching cricket britbong
A3P continues to be the most underrated stat in baseball, by fans at least.
>>75021624
but how will you play baseball without latinos? checkmate drumpfcucks.
this masn music is some serious cringe
it's only april
>>75021647
>>75021650
its as much jays offense being shit as it is guasman being good
>>75021654
>first 60 games
when exactly was the offense good? It literally was shit all season except for the ALDS
>>75021534
sweet matthews dubs
>>75021695
I love this meme
>>75021659
I'd rather have the Jays bandwagoners
It's better than the moaning self-pitying cunts that are left after they go
>>75021705
>offense was top 10 in all major categories
>shit all season
>>75021680
im not him but dont be stupid, he looked horrible last year and is clearly aging poorly, 99 wRC+ and 1.7 WAR for 20 million is garbage
>>75021690
we managed just fine for the first 50 years.
>tfw no marichal to assault the babe and the iron horse
we'd manage
>>75021694
Fucking agreed
>>75021747
yeah that was my point but he told me to kys so im dead
>>75021695
it begins
it might be time to send Hardy to a farm upstate
>>75021747
Yeah he really did regress. He was swinging at really shit pitches last year, half the time he had his eyes closed
>>75021759
why are masn graphics so bad?
>>75021740
except when it matters
If i have to see these shitty masn comercial ever Again
>>75021787
Because Angelos is a cheap fuck who won't pay out for decent ones
hockey is shit btw
>>75021787
>
>
when i hear the first pitch music i get chills famb
>>75021780
It's been that time for like two years now, but they'll bleed him for whatever production they can get.
>>75021811
good post
>>75021787
Mostly locally funded in maryland i believe so they settle for local graphic designers.
Lel this ump
>pillars walks
this is the inning
Why do any baltimorr sports fan root for a washington team?
Fuvk washington, i live in Richmond VA and ny dads from baltimore and still hates DC with a deep siering passion.
>>75021836
i guess i can forgive them
>>75021787
>>75021836
what is actually wrong with the graphics? am i the only one who prefers their sports overlays looking ten years old?
>>75021885
Fuck DC
not an optimal start
>>75021885
>not living in Richmond London
Whos number one in the AL East?
>>75021885
im a redskins fan by birth. there's nothing i can do about it. and i'm a caps fan by choice because hockey is the most sport of sports.
>travshit
>>75021928
Pic very unrelated
>>75021885
What the fuck are you talking about, you drunk moron?
>buck and pat shitting on bunting
the season has begun
>>75021928
>at this rate the Rays will finish 162-0
Splitter's are so sexy
>>75021928
Steve Pearce
>>75021928
I think the Yankees will run away with it this year. It will be a battle for 2nd for the rest of the AL
inning ending double play incoming
>>75021928
BALTIMORE ORIOLES
NUMBER ONE
>blue jays, my sons,u wish to win baseball
>yuo must choose
>bunt runners up
>or strikeout
>
patented bautista GIDP coming right up
>>75021947
On a moble device.
Causing spelling errors because I type fast.
Jose grand salami?
>>75021938
>hockey is the most sport of sports
a man of grit and intelligence
Here comes either an RBI or a RWI
looooooool
Thank you Bautista
>we don't like you clap clap clapclapclap
top baltimore bantz
>marco rubbing and flexing his shoulder
it begins
Based Jose
>the jays are literally never gonna get a hit with RISP again
for what purpose?
>he didn't even put the ball in play
>>75021971
>flag
>o's fan
how?
is it the legendary good taste of the bongs or a traveler or something else?
>joey "popup with bases loaded" pooptista
This fuckin ump
>>75022072
i have canadian relatives
im not an o's fan
well fuck you kevin
yo throw a strike
based morales
Kevin you fuckwit
>>75022119
I am tho
>that ball 4
>>75022132
why?
>>75022132
yeah but the other guys cooler
>>75022132
there he is.
Literally what kind of strikezone is this?
Also what the fuck kind of pitch was that?
>>75022132
shit brit
>tulo all washed up and through the ringer
>>75022150
Ravens fan first because they used to smash people on d
Daily reminder that the Orioles willingly took their entire 2016 season out of the hands of Zach Britton by not pitching him in the 2016 AL Wild Card game.
>>75022171
rugbys better
go quins
THROW STRIKES
>>75022175
good reminder!
KEVIN STOP JUST THROW A STRIKE YOU CUNT FUCK
KIM WHY CANT YOU RUN
Good huddle Kim
>>75022181
Bath lad, a whole 1pt better than your mob
>korean speed
>>75022199
if he was black he would have caught that
Kevins gunna let them tie it because he cant throw a strike
fuck
why do they keep zooming in to the pitcher as hes spitting shit out his mouth
>>75022175
>tfw buck is always right
>tfw until he's not
>tfw i still haven't located that feel
Maryland is my favourite state.
fucks sake thank you
im so mad i could spit
i was triggered by that inning
Not the worst that could happen. Still up for the win
Easiest inning of my life
fuggggggg
fuck sakes troy
im gonna go watch kershaw, just posting my preemptive
>jasy bullpen
>2low
>jays RISP
>>75022276
this is a good post
orioles need a speed coach, the whole team runs like they're haulin a meat waggin, bunch of fatasses
>>75022290
how can you tell?
wub wub wub
>it's a jays rally when I start masturbating but it takes ages to cum these days and they RISP episode
are they re-running last season or something
>>75022301
I can see into the future
>>75022297
fat power hitters are underrated it's the new moneyball since fielding is now overvalued
>>75022330
did you not see that beautiful throw across the diamond from dawnaldson
manny is swinging like he wants to kill his knees again
Jimmy Dean walks in. Honest to God.
crush at second is gonna end up deciding this game
t. jim palmer
>its a marco gets no run support episode
I've seen this one too many times
Woof
F O O L E D
>>75022330
>fielding is now overvalued
no
did you watch last years World Series? or the Classic?
im not sure thats a standing ovation worthy performance
MVPearce
STEVEN PEARCE THE MEMES ARE REAL
jiffy lube
YES PLEASE
so when do we trade for Pearce again this year?
>>75022330
fat power hitters were the original moneyball
Whats up, optimists?
Ready to get BTFO again this year?
>>75022487
im not liking this meme
>>75022487
finally someone else understands
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STEVE PEARCE MEME MAGIC
BASED ZEKE
BASED MOTHERFUCKING PEARCE
ZEKE
ZEEEEEKE
pls survive zeke
>carrera
fucking so underrated, glad he made the roster
glad we cut upton loose..
is zeke ded?
>jays bullpen
WORRY
>>75022577
man there were like 3 times last season where he put the team on his fucking back and made it happen
there's no way he couldn't have made the roster imo
>suddenly leafs everywhere
lol
Hey
>>75022621
wow its like its something that happens anytime a team scores.
>>75022625
Go fuck yourself.
result notwithstanding o's bullpen is the filthiest in baseball.
>inventing new angles to pitch from
>#justbuckthings
>>75022625
whats poppin harry?
>marco silencing the crowd
I'm liking this
>helping the american diabetes association
so what? 70% of the population?
>>75022731
>now odorless
based
>Gausman will never get run support and a win
>>75022731
>rags
>>75022691
Watching the game with my dog
LETS GO JOSHUA
what does it feel like to have a good bullpen every year Obros?
i bet it feels really comfy
jose jose jose
do something morales you fat fuck
>>75022829
he walked in a run you faggot
>>75022811
doesn't get comfy til midseason
[whining about bullpen]
2lo pls
>biagini would have been our 6th starter and working to be a full time starter right now if only or bullpen wasnt utter trash and the FO refused to do anything about it for half a decade
>>75022811
the bullpen is great when its utilized correctly, its the starters that give us indigestion
who here /wannaseedonniehart/?
tulos been hitting a lot of fly balls and thats okay, some of them will turn into more homeruns, at least hes making contact and off to a much better start than last season
>>75022896
as long as he isnt striking out every ab thats fine. Martin on the other hand...
>>75022875
but thats part of what feels good, you know if your starter is going to have a shit day its okay because your bullpen can give you 2 or 3 innings to bridge to your closer without having a meltdown and givin up 5 runs in an inning with 2 outs
ugh
how good can jonny baseball be?
does the rest of the league realize the talent of this man?
>>75022904
reminder marty had like 3 hits all spring
reminder he didnt' homer till like june last season then proceeded to rattle off 21 the rest of the season
reminder hes a slow starter and thats ok
Life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle.
that's true, we have a good closer too
>>75022948
thank god i'm a cunt, tree boy
>>75022953
>>75022906
meant to reply
Fucking slow ass gook.
>>75022967
civilization was built by cunt tree boys
Whew, thought he pulled up because he was hurt
solid inning for joe
>ywn throw 95
>ywn pinpoint accuracy
If WWE wasn't so shit recently I'd think about getting tickets for Xtreme Rules in Baltimore.
>>75023073
reported for off-topic
this better not go to extra innings, we dont need this shit with osuna out
>>75023093
Don't worry, it will. This time Britton will appear and get the win
where did o's fan britbro go?
>>75023124
he died
>>75023124
probably got shit to do
why are you still here?
oh.
>>75023129
fug
>>75023124
Here
Not exactly much to talk about right now
>>75023144
>10:30 at night
>shit to do
>>75023124
>>75023146
you guys should fug, or at least meet up at a bar and make out
>>75023151
hey there
>trying to kill the fans
THAT CATCH
BACKHANDED
>>75023124
Ching chong bat catcher. Make this a meme.
LOL BASED KEVIN
>Canadian grip levels
>>75023151
>sleeping
>preparing for a properly productive tomorrow
>not shit to do
shake yourself, my dude.
WHAT
Sign up these fans
>>75023179
holy shit get a webm
my sides
Lol just lol
kek at kevin trying to kill o's fans
>not working at Camden yards anymore
>it's a fast opening day
bout to kill myself
those fans are better at catching things than kevin pillar
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PINE TAR PINE TAR
>o's """fans"""" boo estradas injury
>they boot this
l o l
>>75023222
fight me right now faglord
>>75023234
>blow gays fans throw beer at a player
yeah you really have the moral high ground here
>>75023255
to be fair kim is a gook
Should've used more gorilla glue.
>>75023264
to be fair estrada and pillar play for a canadian team
>>75023255
>cant catch beer cans
>expecting him to catch fly balls
thats my blonde hair gf behind home plate i think
I came for dingers but I get nuffin
>>75023292
dude can I have her number?
>>75023292
You're dating a 40 year old?
>>75023292
me on the left
>>75023216
What did you do? I was a food runner on the club level about ten years ago.
name a better infield
name a better bp
>>75023323
worked the gates mostly F and G sometimes hell gate (gate H)
>>75023255
>one guy throws beer
>the entire city condemns him
>majority of fans boo an injury and boo an accident
yes we do have the moral high ground
>>75023332
red sox
yankees
>>75023340
thats two teams genius
figure it out
>>75023292
>>75023319
Oh wait you mean on the right
>the crowd booed that pitch
the laughs don't stop
>>75023338
maybe your faggot CF should learn how to grip a bat
if manny could just hit a gosh darn dinger here that would be great
>>75020214
>orioles win 3-2, save this
>>75023363
qt wud smash
welp here it comes
if davis could hit a gosh darn dinger here that would be great
This RoFo commercial with the unsynched audio, Jesus fuck.
>>75023396
Yeah but he won't. Groundout or strikeout?
>giving up a .299 BA to leftys
lets hope this isn't another drew storen.
>>75023336
I miss working there, too. Only time when I didn't dread going to a job. My co-workers were all cool except the guy who was stealing the crab cakes for the crabcake sandwiches.
>>75023442
hey man, like all memes aside that's just straight insulting
motherfucker hits a warning track shot and looks like he barely caught it
yeah that's right sit down you angry roiding baby-faced faggot
>Britton to humiliate our batters
clever girl
ZACH
BWITTON
>>75023500
lol, mad?
its gonna suck that grilli is gonna blow it after such a good outing by biagini and howell
>Britton
bout 6 months too late Buck :^ )
trey mancini is the splash of lime salsa of this baseball season
>>75023534
this tbqh what a shame
Zach Britton in a tie game, how about that
t. every hack on twitter right now
>bringing in your closer in a tie game
...is buck okay?
barney
i like that guy
>>75023566
maybe not
>>75023566
half-asian sex god with a GOAT name
manny would've had that
we all know britton is better than chapman
will he actually be paid more?
britton doesn't look sharp.
DANNELSEN
OH HEY LOOK WHOS UP
Britton plz
>>75023591
>/lgbt/
will jose hit a popup or GIDP?
i think GIDP this time
that fucking wildcard game has ruined britton
>>75023619
there is your answer
>>75023619
Good call
>>75023619
wew got it right this time
Dub
AND THAT'S THE BALLGAME
>>75023619
fuk sakes
The most Britton half-inning ever.
>>75023649
it hurts bro
time for some beef wellington walkoff magic
>>75023559
prolly did it to tell fans still bitching about not doing it in WC game to fuck off
>autista
GG Os, you won your home opener, give the red cucks hell this season
>joe smith
literally who
>>75023685
what a cuck
>>75023685
YOU HAVNT HEARD OF THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME JOE SMITH?
SMITH GOAT
>>75023685
joe jacob jingleheimer smith
his name is my name too
wait the o's have matte batting helmets now?
>>75023675
NO STOP IT
JOSE GOATISTA
thank you jose
Double plays, double plays everywhere for Joey
>>75023685
BATS LOL
pessimists btfo
FUCK
BAUTISTA GOAT
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug
lel
This the start of a long night.
FREE BASEBALL
JOSE JOSE JOSE JOSE JOSE
no way jose.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO bats has been great defensively
>that weak ass throw
Morales getting a homer
clapped so hard my hands hurt
tybb
POST YOUR DICK WHEN FREE BASEBALL
>>75020214
The call that saved Baltimore
Wait, I thought Britton was a benchwarmer? Why is he pitching?
Russell martin is poo. only good at calling pitches
>martin
come on dinger
>>75023813
Said he felt great today
>got a little mustard off it
>>75023781
>free baseball on opening day
pls no walkoff tho
welp gg oreos
Goddamit Orioles throw a strike.
based ump
>pearce walkoff
please god
is steve pearce elite?
who is this guy?
>Pillar at bat
if pillar throws the bat ill die.
>>75023887
How many fans can he kill this time?
>>75023887
>at bat
Why the fuck is the umpire clapping?
>10 base runners stranded
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY AGAIN
>>75023898
At least me
>>75023906
fuck
Jumpman.
>RISP
NRRGHHHG
oh fuck me that was pretty
>>75023906
Think of how good the OBP is!
>>75023906
>10
Just 12 my shit up senpai
>>75023906
>0-8 with RISP
I want this nightmare to end
incoming grilli blowup
wtf schoop
>>75023906
you thought it was ogre? you're in for a ride this season my friendo
has edwin homered for Cleveland yet :(
walkoff homer to send me to bed crying
i feel it coming
>bringing in loup unironically
>>75023906
if you strand your runners, they score
LOUP THERE IT IS
WAIT LOUP. AND THATS THE BALLGAME
lol why is he called wolf in french?
>loup
what the heck is gib even doing
>loup when smith was doing well
for what purpose mang
does gibby bet against the team or something
cum on trey
well at least smith looked good.
i thought mancini was the man city manager
At least Who Smith pitched fine
>literally who, the baseball player
>>75023976
>>75024057
:'(
>>75024051
loup or mancini? mancini has 1400+ mlb games played
>LOUP
WE GOT RID OF CECIL BUT NOT THIS HACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>loup
FUCK YOU GIBBY
>Loup
Fucks sake
grills looking greasd up
GRILLI CHEESE TIME
>>75024063
wait never mind he's a perma-minor leaguer, I swear sportsnet just threw up a stat saying 1489 GP or something
>>75023966
reminder
Fuck Canada
All you guys who talked shit about Cecil and took him for granted last season are gonna miss him real soon
>>75024082
What do you mean by this?
Hot take: Games today take forever because managers feel the need to use 2+ pitchers an inning
>>75024096
THATS NOT VERY NICE :(
>>75024098
he wanted more than what st louis offered
fuck him
>>75024098
>>75020067
double reminder
>smith doing well
>fuck it let's bring loup in to get one out
>hit
>fuck it bring in grilli
the man, the mystery, the mastermind
>>75024091
Mancini homered in both of his first two games last year
He's pretty much the only decent hitting prospect the o's have
>>75024096
Shit gun laws tho
USA USA USA
Fuck cecil he had one decent year with us
young robert looking flustered on the bench
> Cheering Team USA when GI Jones comes to bat
> My nationalistic orgasm
>>75024098
faggot bandwagoners, cecil was pretty great except for big parts of last season and still had stretches of 6-7 scoreless innings
how soon has a manager been fired after recieving a contract extension?
>>75024096
New England is far better then Marlyand
if you are left handed and can throw 90, the blue jays will literally make you a millionaire RIGHT NOW, why the fuck arent you in your backyard practicing right now?
>b-b-but muh strikes
YOU DONT HAVE TO THROW STRIKES EITHER
>>75024126
I buy my mags and shit in PA
More bad news. Rain is on the way.
grilled
Honestly if we lose this game just start the fire sale.
>>75024137
He had several good years
>>75024142
I seem to remember him getting his shit together in the last month of the season too
>>75024165
shit better get the washing in
>>75024151
>>75024098
>>75024142
the problem with cecil was he would go on stretches of being unhittable and stretches of being fucking garbage
yeah he would end up with decent looking numbers but end up blowing so many games
>7 losses in less than 40 innings thrown last season
>Orioles walk off in the 11th
Like pottery
>smoak
>Smoak
There we go
>>75024175
he had decent numbers but an incredible ability to blow games in high leverage situations
>SMOAK
GIBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>75024156
2bh if I ever have a kid, I'm gonna make him left handed and teach him how to throw a ball on day one out of the womb. Being left handed and throwing hard is a guaranteed college scholarship at the least.
>pinch hitting smoak
gibby has lot it
>>75024163
My man
>smoak pinch hitting
hot take: making your game appeal to housewives and teenagers is not how you make money
>>75024232
why don't you work hard to put your kid through college instead of making him throw hard and get TJS
how is smoak still a thing jesus fuck
Why the fuck is Smoak allowed to play at a professional level still
>muh hitting the ball really hard meme
>smoaK striking out looking
iexpectednothingandimstilldisappointed.jpg
obligatory
Are we gonna see Ryan Goins pitch this game lads?
fucking manny
>not living vicariously through your sons athletic accomplishments
>>75024248
Because I was a failure at baseball and want to live vicariously through my children's accomplishments
>cant hit breaking balls
>wont swing on fastballs
i mean we might actually see someone hit .000 for a season
Boogity boogity.
Based Manny
BASED MANNY HOLY SHIT
wow wow wow
>>75024122
>not chance sisco
>not ryan mountcastle
>not jomar reyes
not like we've got a bunch of ryan howards being blocked, but the club is layered well.
i just shouted holy shit at my tv
HOLD MY DICK MANNY
>Tyler Wilson
ffs
at least it's not ubaldo
>>75024271
i was at that game. craziest thing ive seen. the crowd went nuts hen we escaped the inning
FUCK
machado is better than donaldson
there i said it
fuck off machimpo reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Next WBC we need Manny at 3rd instead of Coors Baby
overrated as fuck play
dawnaldson dinger please
are we gonna need a new thread
please god autista do something
Machado's arm is fucking unreal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKpB4XuljD4
>boooo
fucking hell
>>75024332
Yes
A halfway-decent left fielder would have caught that.
Fucking hell, Bautista
sanchez has been the best actor in a commercial for the jays i ever seen
>le solo yoga beard guy
thanks for posting in my thread my dudes
>>75024367
>>75024367
>>75024367
>those girls swinging their tits around
>that guy jamming extremely awkwardly beside them
baltimore
you just know this fucking cunt is gonna hit a walk off dinger
Everyone swinging for homers?
TRUMBO
JUMBO
BUMBO
TRUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMB
fucking oreos every time
see you wednesday you butts