OFFICIAL PIRATES VS RED SOX OPENING DAY GAMETHREAD

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/nesn/ report in.

Any streams? In faggot class and I wanna at least see the first pitch.

Go sox!

I can't wait to hear Don and Jerry!

Is Brady going to reveal the "6" shirt today lads?

Go Pie Rats!

Hey is Don back?

Hey guys sorry im at work but I'll be watching the game on my phone. Does anyone know why Koji was pitching for the cubs last night?

>>75019182
Haven't you realized that's where all the Sox pitchers go when we're done with them?

i hope peedo brother and dapper d raper show up today

based brady

Anyone else get gay vibes from Gronk and Brady there?

Kinda weird tbqh with you Joe.

Also how are you memers

IS THERE ANYTHING BARDY CANT DO????????

>>75019239

i like baseball

h-haha where's Papi guys is he sick today?

>>75019182
fuck I missed these threads

>>75019259
STOP

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In loving memory

>>75019259
He's at a nice farm in the country.

>>75019259

Boating off of Miami Beach O__O

Can we play this game tonight when we're all not busy?

Through 3.0 innings Porcello 9H 5ER

Rob Manfred is a homo.

Ben Nintendo.

>shittsburgh perverts
don't steal that

Fuck I missed It
How was Tom?

>>75019369
Rolled around on the field with his boyfriend Gronk
It was pretty gay

>>75019365

bardy?

Wow is this guy an ace or what?

>>75019369
https://twitter.com/Winston_Wolfe/status/848958990302228480

>>75019369
I'm not sure if Tom Wakefild is at the game today that was actually Rick Porcello pitching

>>75019388
Nothing but aces on this club.

I just got back from my 50 mcnugget workout and brought everyone fris you all owe me $10.00 and no I dun have no damn receipt kiss my ass so what.

>>75019425
5 aces. 0 playoff wins.

>>75019431
>0 playoff wins.
season is one day old, bruv

>>75019431
AL East Champs!

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>cricfree isn't working
>check tv

Some how I have fucking NESN in California, nice.

FUCK
BOSTON

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The sox are awful and so is football

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Uhh is Ben Nintendo already a bust? Should we have traded him instead of moncada? Wtf Dave....

I thought the Red Sox offense was supposed to be good lol

this is bullshit

lol sit down

picked the FUCK OFF

>>75019462
b r e h s

Gregory why?

>SitAnDownY LEON

Swihart>Leon>Vazquez

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I can't tell anymore if the premature and melodramatic doom-saying that Boston sports fans are known for is a meme or just knuckle-dragging idiots.

>>75019519
It's all a meme since we know our sports teams are good

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Is the angry Pepe poster here?

porcello more like poorlello hahahahaha

Outside of Boston, how attractive is the accent considered to be?

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>porcello
Stobbit :DDD

>>75019562
0%

>>75019562
everyone hates it

Um hi excuse me. I'm new to /sp/ and I was wond if there's going to be a mariners vs Astros thread at some point today.

>>75019562
it's not. I knew a guy from danvers who had a really strong accent and people thought he was a retard who got into marine OCS as part of some make a wish foundation thing

>>75019562
Only people who like the scouts voice from team fortress 2 like the Boston accent

>>75019581
Everyone in Boston hates it too

CY GRAPES YOUNG

BIG
DICK
RICK
WON'T
QUIT

>>75019562
It's gorgeous.

>>75019562

Bitches love it.

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Hello friends

>tfw basedball is back

>>75019638

I'm trying to get into baseball this season and decided to rep the pirates.

What can I expect?

>>75019603
true, very true. tbf though, New York accents are even more terrible.

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>>75019619
Who here /soxbruinspatsceltics/

Dubs and Tendies hits a homer 2 AB's later. Trips and Sox win in a shut out.

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>>75019646
3rd place in the division, playoffs unlikely

>>75019650

>>75019646
If >we finish above .500 I'll be happy. Our division is tough and our pitching is suspect.

>>75019649
Unlike the New York accent, most people find the Boston/New England accent to be a sign of high culture.

>>75019665
so close
>>75019666
3rd place confirmed

>>75019665
SO GOD DAMN CLOSE.

>opening the season on a Monday in the middle of the day
This is why this sport is dying

>>75019685
If you can't afford to take the day off and watch some ball this sport isn't for you.

>>75019700
There's 162 chances to catch a game, you're bound to get at least 100 of them.

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>>75019685
>Le baseball is dying maymay

>>75019683
>>75019665
>>75019666
of course I'm the one to get the trips right after the trips predictions.
still, nintendo homer and Sox shutout confirmed. I command it.

>tfw already got tickets to see Sox play in Oakland

Always prefer Oakland series instead of Giants desu

>>75019685
phoneposting plebians begone, this is a sport for men of leisure

>>75019720
>not wanting to go trigger cucks in san franshithole

Smhtbqhwyj

Handz with a single.

>>75019720

I used to work in the Bay area and went to a lot of Red Sox games in Oakland. Fun times.

Please god I hope the Cubs choke on dick this year.

Cole's kind of nasty.

>>75019562

0
T. Outside of Boston

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Who /hat/?

I'm gonna be that guy but what streams do you folks use for sox? I'm not from the area but growing up around yankees fans is forcing me to start following baseball more.

>>75019774
Wearing the mustard one right now

defensive specialist

>bustgarts
What the fuck is his problem

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>>75019784

DRAPER WHERE ARE YOU

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>>75019774
7 3/8 here

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>Tfw your best power hitter is an alcoholic, woman beating Korean who will never be allowed back in the country.

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did pablo get new teeth

that isn't peedo brother

>>75019832
>Pretty much any korean with "Ho" in their name

>>75019832
He a good Kang he dindu nuffin

>>75019832
its a shame he was racially profiled and wrongly charged

C U T C H
L
U
T
C
H

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i should have bought tickets for this game, never been to an opening day before

>#22 v. #22

>it's a cutch continues his downward spiral episode

Should of traded him desu

Cutch shoulda never lost the dreads. That's where all his power went.

>>75019904
dan potash does baseball stuff?

>>75019926
Is there other examples of the Samson curse?

>>75019847
>Dae Ho Lee
>Bad man
Take it back

At work can't watch NESN how does Don's golden pipes sound

>>75019953
>Don
anon...

>>75019953

I think he is late to the game????

why the fuck didn't the pirates deal him holy shit, you're not going to win your fucking division any time soon

i dont follow the team too closely so maybe there's something i'm missing

How do I get forearms like a ball player?

>>75019953
?

>>75019970
Our owner is the biggest jew in the league.

>>75019970
I don't think they got the offers they wanted tbqh

>i hope he doesnt get pneumonia haha
it's fucking 55 degrees and they're sitting in the sun, i'm sure they're fine.

>>75019953
Him and papi were traveling together but they got stuck in traffic

>Brady jersey at a Sox game

Does this trigger anybody else?

Who has longer hair, Brandon Crawford or his sister?

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Should we trade Tendies now? Is it fire sale time? Wtf I thought we were supposed to be good. Me in the pic rn.

>>75020030
no

>>75019685
>revenue has set record each of last 13 years
>amazing local ratings

mlb will never get national attention like the meme nba but will ALWAYS be the #2 sport after football, nba isnt even close

espn highlights and twitter mentions does not count

>>75020035

how come he don't want me man.jpg

>>75020035
The new Yaz? The next Tony C?

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>>75020063
>Next Tony C

Please god, Tony without the horrific injury would be keen

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM JORDAN'S FURNITURE, WHO HYPE?

I'm not up to date with Sox memes. Who is tendies?

JBJBJBJBJBJBJ

JBJ JBJ JBJ JBJ

FUCK

>put on game
>bored as fuck less than hour in
>put on felger & mazz on cne
>comfy as fuck

baseball discussion is literally more entertaining than actuallly watching, more intellectually stimulating

give him the gold glove already

>ice bucket challenge
little late there

>>75020087
Anyone have the Nintendo edit of this

>>75020123
>watching two old men whine about sports

>>75020103
Andrew Benintendi aka Nintendo aka tendies

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>>75019431
>DUDE WE CAN'T GET ESPINOZA BACK FROM THE PADRES, WE NEED DREW POMERANZ FOR THE PLAYOFFS LMAO

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>>75020132
Wow haha it looks like a real book

>>75020123
I trolled Felger and Mazz live by asking them their opinion on WAR and advanced stats, many keks were had by me

>>75020087
Drain Bamage is a terrible thing.

Don Dons, a friend of Dons, told me that Don will be starting a day late.

i have a feeling 90% of sox gamethread is autistic, no one replies to each others posts, whats the point

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>>75020196
it's the first game of the year. we just need to get back into the swing of things

>tendies

Get him out of here

>>75020196

Me on top of cliff.

how the stadium is crowded? no one works in usa?

Please reply to this post if you're not autistic

>>75020217

Red Sox fans can miss a day of work without going into debt.

>>75020217
Baseball is true America. Rich upper class white people who aren't slaves to the wage.

>>75020217
>no one
they player's job is to play baseball

>>75020217
correct. No one in the US works at all, ever.

>no Sox player has ever gone deep on 3 consecutive Opening Days
that's about to change

>farm system BTFO
>suddenly in win mode now
>prices elbow is going to explode soon

BRAVO, DRUMPFBROWSKI

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>>75020170
Dom sends greets to Don Dons.

>>75020243
ah well, a walk is as good as a single

Hanley looks so baked rn

>2003/2004 baseball kino will never return

it will never be better than that

>>75020248
I saw Dave at a spring training game this year and I asked him for a picture and he said he didn't have time. Pretty rude tbqh. He had just taken a photo with a guy wearing a Cubs jersey. What are the chances he's in cahoots with Theo to ruin our organization?

>>75020277
Don't remind me, the epitome of playoffs

>>75020277
Last year was pretty fun. Baseball just needs a team to hate and Cubs fit the bill.

>>75020274

a single is better than a walk

GET RUNS


REEEEEEEE

>>75020248
his tenure as GM will be like Billy Beane's in Oakland: immediate peak for 3-4 years, then a slow fade back into middling winning seasons for the Sox

>>75020294

Cubs drought was last juicy storyline MLB had and Papi was the last star people cared about.

And since record book was artificially destroyed, no epic shit left

Still comfy, but never peak drama again

>>75020306
You must be new here. We do not allow tripposters in Red Sox gamethreads. Please remove your tripcode before your next post.

Thanks,
Daniel Nava subforum co-Admin

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>>75020248
>Getting rid of your GM who recently won you the World Series to hire some meme GM who hasn't won since 1997

>>75020295
only if runners are on base

>>75020227
reply

who /unreadablecaptcha/ here?

This crowd is so fucking white

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>>75020349

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>>75020324
ok

>>75020349
Manfred should enact a minority baseball fan rule where fans in attendance must be at least 75% minorities to make the sport more diverse and family friendly.

>>75020349
Black people don't exist in Boston

>this is sox first home opening day in 7 years

wtf?

>>75020383
>diverse
>family friendly

choose one

Jerry, your son is a murderer living rest of life in prison.

Get off TV.

>>75020417
Uhh it's 2017.

>>75020426
Literal failure as a human being. And he tried to steal the baby.

>>75020383
should be 100% black so we can finally achieve diversity nirvana

JBJ JBJ JBJ JBJ

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WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION ITSELF

>McSucken

Ree

NINETY
NINE

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PABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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omfg

Panda is back!

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who was that guy. that man has WHEELS

Is Pablo our guy?

PANDA STRONG

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HERE WE GO

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PANDA LOSING THAT WEIGHT ALREADY SCORED HIM AN RBI

clutch af Panda. attaboy

LMFAO

LOL

Also panda was producing during spring training .

GO FATTY GO

Sandy Leon sounds hot

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SAAAANNNNNDDDDYYYYYYYYYY

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OMFG

SPEED DEMON

COLE RATTLED

VRY FAST PANDA MOVING AT EXTREMLY HIG SPED

BASED

PANDA GOT HUSTLE

>>75020556
SHAKE RATTLE AND COLE

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FAT PANDA IS NOW FAST PANDA

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>le hot headed pitcher meme

Just blow this team up

B A S E D P A N D A
A
S
E
D

P
A
N
D
A

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omfg

OMFG

NINTENDO

HE'S TONY C ALL OVER AGAIN

BENINTENDO

FUCKING BASSSSEDDDDDD

>go make eggs
>dinger
of course

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THE FUTURE IS NOW

>>75020579
I asked and tendie delivered

WHAT A BANGER

TENDIES

NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Red Sox is a good team to cheer?

Ha Mookie knew the second he hit that it was out.

Cole is fucking SHOOK

is this guy suppose to be an ace

>>75020035
go fuck yourself now

>>75020626
SHOOK RATTLE AND COLE

GODINTENDI

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ROOKIE MOOKIE

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>>75020616
The BEST

>>75020626
Cole? The entire Pirates team is shook now

>>75020629
No.

>>75019665
I fucking called it, though I missed my Dubs. Let's see if the shut out holds up.

>>75020597
please no you'll trigger my dad

these guys are actually rattled

will they ever recover?

why is jordon talking to me

>>75020689
if the red sox win, you win

>>75020632
>he thought that was serious
Please go back to /r/mlb

>>75020689
>Red Sox sweep the WS
possible

HE COMMERCIALS ARE IN THE GAMES NOW

THEYRE LEARNING

GUYS FURNITURE

jesus that ponytail needs to go

commercials within commercials within commercials

dubs and porcello repeats as cy young

>>75020718
welcome to sports in the usa

>>75020718
God I love capitalism

>the city of Kate Upton

>>75020721
it's gonna be sale my man

GOD DAMN IT FATASSSHITFATFUCK REEEEEEEE

PABLO

>>75020707
Don't you see the cyclical nature of this?
first time here?

Oooow. E-5

>>75020349
welcome to Boston, and New England in general

>>75020349
fenway is too expensive for subhumans

>>75020349
Black people in Boston can't afford Fenway tickets

>>75020785
wat

you can get tickets for like $14

>>75020795
>black people
around here we call them "mattapan youths"

>>75020800
hahahaha what the fuck no you can't, maybe in the middle of the season after they lose all their games and are playing against a bottom team

>>75020800
truth be told center field seats in Fenway are still a pretty great view

I thought that McCutchen guy was supposed to be good?

>>75020800
yeah and they blow 13 of that on watermelon chillzones at cumbys

>>75020812
I got some last season for around $14

>>75020818
100% true, better than most seats in the house desu

Is Mccutchen done?

>>75020818
>center field seats in Fenway

The Bleachahs?

>>75020849
i have never seen seated tickets drop that low, so congrats. i've bought standing tickets for around $15 but that's completely different

>>75020809
roxbury too

was Bradley's # change because he likes Fred Lynn or no? I've got his #25 and feel old now

>>75020861
I have tickets for Wednesdays game with bleacher seats, 15 dollars a pop. Use Gameday app dude

Liveshot Kerry boring the fuck out of everyone.

>>75020812
except for opening day really, you can always get sub 20 tickets in right and center field, not too far back either

>>75020862
he wore #19 at SC, now that koji is with the cusb he switched back to it.

Can't wait for Eck to replace Remy

>>75020968
Eat shit

>>75020968
Hopefully Eck is top tier

>>75020985
Eck is goat
Remy is an murderer enabler

>>75020985
>>75021004

Why I love Boston.

>>75020968
fuck you, man, Jerry is the best

Does anyone know where Don and Gary are?

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Daily reminder that JBJ browses /sp/

>>75020925
aha. thanks anon

>>75021052
Can't believe Don is still sick and now Gary is too

>>75021052
gary is cruising high schools. don is gone forever, man. forever.

>>75020985
I'd rather heat eck banter about high cheese that listen to remdawg wheeze about some mattress he bought at ocean state job lots

>>75021057
Lmao no I- no he doesn't lol

>>75021080
Gary hanging out with Julio down by the schoolyard

>>75021092
I wish they'd do something like the Celtics do with Tommy and Scal. Have Eck do all road games.

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>>75021111
those quads

Daily reminder that NESN fired /ourguy/ Gary

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>tfw no normie Red Sox fan gf

I just have one that vapes and plays Pokemon and hates baseball.

>>75021175
>vapes and plays Pokemon and hates baseball.
Is she our girl?

>>75021175
>gf who vapes and hates baseball
trash desu

I wish moreland could catch

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>>75021167
>still rooting for the Sox even though they basically fired him and he's from Denver
Is Gary a cuck?

Can Moreland pick one fucking throw?

Jesus dude

Cervelli trying to get an Oscar nomination here?

>>75021248
I can't imagine Hanley being worse desu

what the fuck is wrong with cervelli, did porcello paint the baseballs to look like frags

>>75021265
Doing the Stanislavski

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did you see that fake. this kid's a genius

Cervelli is a cuck

>>75021245
Why did they can him?

shaq has two doubles and thornbust is dead, fuck you dave

>>75021322
Entire sports media business seems like it's collapsing

>>75021322
Dunno, most people liked him. Just NESN doing the wrong thing once again. Now we got some black dude

>>75021322
they wanted guerrin to have more time

Pedrocello

TAKE HIM OUT JOHN

JESUS CHRIST

YOU FUCKING BUFFOON

>>75021386
Is it gonna be another one of these seasons

>>75021386
whatever his other talents, john farrell is the biggest tactical dumbass in baseball

>>75021386
there he is, that idiot

>Takes him out after giving up the run

He just never learns. It's quite something.

Matt Barnes pitching:

Out(6 pitches)
Liner to left, 1 run scores
Walk
Pop up
Liner to left (1 run scores)
Strikeout

and then John will say he did a good job

another quality start for Rick

>>75021408
they shouldn't have let Lovullo walk, man.

>>75021419
>other talents
what did they mean by this

Alright starters done, now it's time for three innings of "Will the bullpen blow it?"

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>>75021384
Pedocello brother

Hope I didn't miss any Big Papi dingers

>>75021535
He's sick, out of the lineup today

Uh is that price coming out of the pen?

Unbelievable, why the fuck did we let that 300 year old sidewinder walk again?

FUCK YOU BARNES
FUCK YOU FARRELL

>>75021492
he's decent with players, runs a good locker room, and handles the roster well. he can't make tactical decisions regarding pitchers to save his life

meltdown incoming

>>75021492
Steven Wright pinch running.

>>75021535
Hi draper

There are no more hi Drippers the messiah returned during the night.

Time for a grand slam

>>75021576
The part that gtes me here is that he was a pitcher in his playing career and he was a pitching coach before becoming a manager.

How handeling pitchers is his weakness is just beyond me

>>75021563
but matt barnes throws so HARD that means he's going to be ELITE like those other guys that throw hard

>>75021589
Hey pal

holy SHIT that catch just saved them the game

Nintendo bailing us out so fucking hard

Thank god for Nintendo

That was a horrible route on that ball. Looked like I was watching McCutchen out there.

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we commin for dat ass

just take the walk mccutchen

>2-1 on Cutch
Pop up incoming

>>75021535
Hello Draper.

YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT

Oh thank god Mcutchen is an absolute embaressment

>>75021713
Farrell or Barnes?

>almost bounces in the grass
>swings
Stop taking pointers from J-Hay Cutch.

>>75019390
The homoeroticism is electrifying.