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OFFICIAL METS VS BRAVES OPENING DAY GAMETHREAD

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BASEBALL IS BACK IN QUEENS

Lineups:

>mest
1. Reyes, 3B
2. Cabrera, SS
3. Cespedes, LF
4. Granderson, CF
5. Walker, 2B
6. >Bruce, RF
7. Duda, 1B
8. Rivera, C
9. Syndergaard, P

>barves
1. Inciarte, CF
2. Swanson, SS
3. Freeman, 1B
4. Kemp, LF
5. Markakis, RF
6. Phillips, 2B
7. Garcia, 3B
8. Flowers, C
9. Teheran, P
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>no bartolo
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>tfw no colon
>tfw no dickey

too many ex-mets
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FUCK THOR
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>tfw no qt Dickey, Bartolo and Anthony "Dat Ass" Recker
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ez win for my barves
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>>75018401
t. cuckold
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It's good to be back lads
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>>75018401

>He unironically thought Cespedes was going to be a Philly
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>we hope to see him on the field real soon
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>not announcing conforto
shig
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>>75018432
He would've looked good in Red ;__;
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CONFORTO ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>announcing home team
>espn still in commercial

just fuck my network up
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>Bruce

literally the #1 priority this offseason and we failed to trade him
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>Jay BOO-ce
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>>75018374
>Friend is going to opening day
>Never watch Baseball
>Want to watch so I can talk with my buddy and maybe get into the sport
>No streams available in my country

Fuck not knowing any sports resources when I need them. I can't sleep tonight and want to watch, wish I still had cable so I could watch it.
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can someone post a link so i can stream this game at work? boss wouldn't give me the afternoon off i had to sell my tix ;__;
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>booce
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>>75018484
Prob wanted too much for him, he's a great utlity piece that most teams would love to have.
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>>75018421

goddamn son

eurocuck who just got off work here, is there an acestream for bb or just browser streams?
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what's the green and white striped flag with the stars?

i know the other 2 flags are the US flag and the NYC flag, but what is the 3rd? not the state flag
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mets have a really lowkey old lineup
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>>75018525
nyc parks dept
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA
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>>75018534
the bench is young as fuck though
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>>75018525

Probably the NYPD flag
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Pls no wild card this season
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Yeehaw Bravos
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Aw, whatup Dick Enberg
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>muh dead cops
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>>75018550
bench is only conforto and flores

rosario is in the wings i guess
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Why have opening day on a business day, instead of weekend?
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>dying
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>>75018588
rivera, lagares, nimmo/rosario/cecchini/smith in AAA

we have more depth than we've had in a while
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>We even remember Conforto
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As I say every opening day: LETS GO METS, THIS IS OUR YEAR!!!
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>Julio Teheran threw a 1 hit complete game shut out last year vs le mets
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>>75018603
i'm a mets fan

i don't think rivera or any of those other prospects can be expected to be good yet

lagares is hurt

we should still probably be able to survive two injuries between conforto, flores, and rosario though. walker/reyes/ces/duda/travis all have recent injury histories though
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>>75018579
Nigger this is the fucking NYPD, they are the best and also in the most danger because of our yankee-loving dominispic friends and yankee-loving nigger yankee cap wearers. So damn right
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>>75018631
he's bretty gud
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>>75018640
i'm not that worried about yo or walker. duda will probably miss the usual 40 games, but maybe bruce can play first. d'arnaud will suck no matter what

>comfy GKR
god yes
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That was a dope promo
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its happening
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>ron's shades
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>Granderson only squatting 165
Ha ha ha
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>48 stolen bases
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>On field caps have the NE logo

Feels weird
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>Rene

d'arnaud is kill?
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>>75018688
rivera is thor's personal catcher because d'arnaud can't throw anyone out
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>>75018688

Rivera always catches Syndergaard since Travis can't throw
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>first pitch 1:10

what did they mean by this?
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>>75018687
>MLB announces uniform deal with Under Armour, Fanatics starting in 2020
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ITS FUCKING OVER

JUST GIVE US THE WORLD SERIES

THOR CY YOUNG WINNAR
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>93 mph slider
hoo boy
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>>75018688
d'Arnaud couldn't throw out a sloth given the chance

Sandy had one actual priority over Bruce and that was get a real catcher
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>Atlanta Falcons
>Atlanta Braves

Is Atlanta the most cucked city in the USA?
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ez
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Is this on SNY? It's blacked out on ESPN
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>>75018733
They're turning into the Cleveland in terms of sports

13 straight division titles, and only 1 World Series. Pretty bad desu.
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>>75018733
It's probably Seattle
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>mets
>platoon catchers
LOL!
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>>75018753
it is on SNY
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>>75018753
I'm watching it on SNY
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>>75018753
Yes and yes
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>>75018753
yeah its on sny

firstrow stream 2
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>>75018753
yeah i'm watching the SNY stream. didn't even know this game was on ESPN desu
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get fucked wifebeater
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Based Assdribble.
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first hit of 2017
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>cespedes walks up
>espn cuts to bullshit

im blacked out of sny for this shit
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I hate replay in baseball, but I wish you could challenge balks. It's ridiculous how umpires ignore that shit. It's so obvious and so many people get away with it.
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>>75018774
I stopped getting cable this year and can only get YES and espn through roku now. I miss beer money though.
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anyone notice that wet spot on the pitchers right thigh? somebody should check him out
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>>75018839
Someone call Manfred RIGHT NOW
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booth called that shit. glad we're working the pitch count though
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>>75018839
Call it in just like that womyns golfer situation yesterday
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>>75018847
HE JUST grabbed it!
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>>75018850
FUCK RULEZ N SHIT
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mets fucked up
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think he held it there
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a-at least we made him work
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>>75018883
Anything close and they call it nowadays, just wish they had the same standards for balking Julio.
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>>75018888
nice quads
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>another .100 with RISP season

its over lads
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>>75018896
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>90 mph changeup
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>>75018807
why would SNY be blacked out?
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>tfw no qt Opening Day no no
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>100 mph 2 seamer
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>>75018940
cant wait till this faggot is gone forever
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GO MEST
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jesus christ is october EVER going to get here
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>>75018956
Oh hey Michael Kay. Enjoy your shitty ratings!
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only 2 pitches more than teheran threw in the first lol
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>>75018975
kek

joe and evan best wfan bros
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Let's keep working his count and get to what's left of their bullpen. Just some poor at-bats in general so far, nothing unexpected.
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remember to look at teheran's right thigh to see if it's still wet. nigga has a substance on it I believe
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>>75018973
>mfw only 161 regular season games left
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>>75018986
mets had one of the best bullpens in the league last year lol

even without familia it's a fine unit
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>>75019000
Only 160 games left to blow in the ninth
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>>75018975
Kay is the new King in this town after destroying the fat lard 3 years ago. Mike is an egotistical maniac and just spouts whatever nonsense he can to make headlines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p5GCZ5S_lc
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>>75018997
need a still shot where they dont turn away to see if he rubs on it in between pitches
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BABY COME BACK
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>>75019017
>Kay is the new King in this town
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Oghkay.... get lawst
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>>75019019
i've seen him do it just once so far which is what drew my attention to it and it's still dark in that area
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>>75019038
that wet spot is very big desu, and visible even with the shadow on the mound
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>>75019036
This triggers the fat man
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The color of the Mets' field has always bothered me for some reason. Even at Shea.

GO BRAVES GO
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>>75019052
he obviously just spilled some gatorade on himself
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>>75019069
He keeps touching that same spot.
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>>75018975
His show is worse when he's in the booth while everybody has to listen to don go through menopause.
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Close call but slightly off the plate
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>>75019054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTBGyBl4V98
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How old are you guys that you still listen to AM sports radio? I'm an oldfag (31) and I know nobody who listens to any radio station, they either listen to podcasts or make music playlists for the car.

Seriously, I'm shocked that anyone under 45-50 listens to the AM radio regularly.
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39 pitches in 2 innings, i love it
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>>75019122
Stopped years ago. Honestly never should have started, Atlanta's sports talk personalities are insufferable across the board.
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>>75019122
29
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>>75019122
i quit when my local hosts started dragging politics into discussions.

DROPPED
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>>75019122
just baseball games usually
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>>75019122
When I was 12ish and in middle school, I asked my mom to buy me a small AM radio. I would loop the headphone through my sleeve at school and listen to day baseball games monday-friday. Comfy as fuck.
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>>75019122
WFAN has an FM channel and my friends and I all listen to the radio regularly and have since high school (i'm 23).

Podcasts are good tho, love listening to Radiolab and TAL on the way to work
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who /yankees bro pulling for the braves because fuck everything metropolitan/ here?
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JUST
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>>75019183
nice game against the rays yesterday lol
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>>75019168
This is weird, bro. Francesa, and every other host on WFAN's intended audience is 50 year old fat italian dudes from Brooklyn or Jersey.

What about it makes you listen day after day? The novelty and comedy of Francesa's shtick wears off real quick, and then you are just left with a misinformed loudmouth with shitty opinions.
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>>75019122
I listen to my local 'alternative' morning show at least twice a week. FM
22 here, got inti the habit sitting in the parking lot waiting for my buddies in high school.
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>>75019207
It's not like I'm glued to my radio from 1 to 6:30 lol, listen to other channels and shows. His banter with the callers is second to none though. You listen for the entertainment perspective not be informed
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assdribble the only one doing anything
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pls Yo
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INTERFERE WITH THAT YOU FAGGOTS
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What a fucking catch. Fagspedes BTFO
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>>75019335
salt personified
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this feels like a 4am infomercial on FX
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>>75019343
Hey, his choice to go to a dead-end franchise like the Mest

could have made a name for himself in philly, could have been the MVP of the 2019 championship team.
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>this ump
lol
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>>75019375
:^)
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>>75019392
that was ball 3 nigga and that shit was ball 4
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>Bruce

kill yourself you bum
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Piazza looks swag af

Only respectable Met, along with the corpse of Wright
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go fuck yourself Brooce
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>>75019399
cry more

>booce
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Freeman is the fastest man in the game.
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>Watch it, Brucey
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Freddie running like devonta
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>mike calling a strikeout
eternally based
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Conforto would of caught that
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Would've walked markakis, lefty, and a professional hitter. he probably gets the run in
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I fucking LOVE the way both announcers smack their mouths constantly, as though their job isn't speaking into a microphone to an audience. Big fan of guys who do not give a single fuck and are also disgusting fucking animals who should be dragged through the streets behind a truck.
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Why are mets fans so fat
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>>75019471
Because they're American
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why are mets fans doing the chop...
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bye bye markakis
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Ha
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apologize barves fans
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Herrera wouldn't have swung at that
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I was going to watch this game and talk to you about it but everyone in this thread is using reddit screen names?
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>>75019481
YOU JUST KNOW
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>that "strike" 2 to markakis

time to watch a different game
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>>75019496
Are you too retarded to click "anonymize everyone" if that's what you want?
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>>75019498
mhmm
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grandyman getting it started lets fucking gooooo
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>barves

cmon le dinger man
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FUCK THE CARDINALS
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Just how exactly is that not an error?
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>>75019481
>bleached
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>>75019122
Kay's show is on YES also and Francesa used to be on FS1 so it had a lager audience.
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fuck New York sports fans
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>>75019555
how do you possibly still find this funny
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>>75019577
Spotted the cuck
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>>75019576
yer a clown git lawst oghkay
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cmon duda
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>that hat
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Marlels up 2-0 on the trashionals
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>>75019599
didn't see that buzzword coming
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>>75019605
disgusting
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This strike zone is....... interesting
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still can't hit teheran for shit
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>le strikeout man

oh wait that's grandy

kek, this lineup is a disaster
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based Teheran
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>>75019651
>le strikeout man
maikel franco?
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I love wasted opportunities
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>>75019673
no that was Howard, he's gone now lil buddy
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>>75019676
At least Bruce didn't strike out
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why did we let the nats get matt wieters again?
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>>75019709
He is not a very good defense catcher.
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>its a Thor goes 8 scoreless in a no decision
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>>75019734
neither is d'arnaud, to be fair
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>>75019741
>it's a thor loses 1-0 episode
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>"For more on this game lets head down to the field with not Kevin Burkhardt"
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hardest hit ball of the game for us lol
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Smoked!
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>>75019849
Wright should just fucking retire already. It's getting sad at this point...
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>>75019884
teach him first base
Duda plays righties
Wright plays lefties
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>>75019884
DELET
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Stop booing you fucks. Umps been shit all game.
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>>75019884
respect your elders

>two inches off the plate
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>that simba

get me a screenshot, i just lost my shit
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>>75019884
>g-give me just 8 more years guys, I SWEAR 8 more years and I'll have better numbers than Chipper!!!
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at least the meme game is still on point
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>>75019932
thanks for this

>low energy
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>>75019932
My gf on the left
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>>75019741
>>75019770
Wrong. More like:
>It's another Julio spanks the Mets' bare naked asses episode.
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Freeman PLEASE GO YARD on this long-haired freak
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If I could see a home run I would be so happy
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>>75019884
He's the only thing Francesa has left.
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>mlb offers a $90 option for me to watch games
>single teams games
>subject to blackouts

what the fuck
how do you guys handle this bullshit?
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So what happens and when?
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feels like a 1-0 kind of day
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>>75020012
NBA League Pass is even worse. you pay $120 for a team, no home or national games.
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>>75020051
>implying mets wont have a 3 run 8th
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>>75020012
I get the local channel for 4 teams. I don't even like watching baseball but it's always on and good for background nosie
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Fuck this bullshit, he's too good
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kemp can't lay off that pitch lmao
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Wtf you doin kemp
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>>75020070
You pay $360 a year for something you don't even watch?
Did I read that correctly?

>>75020065
That sucks for NBAtards, but how do I watch baseball without going broke while not being able to watch my own team since despite being a 250 mile drive from them?
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>>75020106
no, on cable I get 4 teams channels so I don't pay for the online thing at all. I don't know why I replied to you with that but I felt like it
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>>75020106
just watch online streams like the rest of us animals
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Meh, he's cooked anyway. Next inning we'll get him.
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sweaty inning
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>>75020106
Use a VPN browser extension.
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>>75020152
I'm casting the game on my TV at 720p and not paying a cent except for the electric bill and internet bill.
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>>75020139
oh okay
my place has generic cable but I want it on my second monitor while I do shit

>>75020152
I do currently, but I'm getting tired of 480p with godawful audio.

>>75020162
Do they really use IP to blackout? They don't use your billing address or something like that? Kinda embarrassing desu.
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>Metropolitans
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>>75020198
>Do they really use IP to blackout?
yes
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kek @ Gary's bantz
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>BBruce
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duuuuuuuuuda pls
>>
>>75020198
follow /r/mlbstreams on reddit, I'm watching the game for free in 1080p rn homie
>>
need another cup of coffee this shit is snoozeville
>>
>ESPN move heaven and earth to host Thor on Sunday Night Baseball
>doesnt start

ESPN cant catch a break
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reyes has been much better at 3rd than i expected. maybe he learned from david
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Jason Bay?
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>>75020327
He can still show off a canon of an arm.
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>>75020339
cliff floyd, i think
>>
What do the hitters say to the umps after they strike out, I notice it happens a lot.
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>>75020375
Jason Bay was a 4 year deal, surely he made consecutive LF starts on opener.
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>>75020266
cheers
they killed soccerstreams so I diidn't even think to check
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>>75020339
>>75020375
It's Floyd since he does MLB Network
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>>75020408
he started 2011 on the DL
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>pitching duel
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What the hell is this?
>>
>>75020403
If they're calm, usually ask if that was high, in, a ball, etc.

If they're hot heads, things you arent allowed to say on TV
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All this voice cracking.
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>>75020304
After this they deserve it
>>
>>75020403

Usually they'll just ask where the ball was. That way they can get some kind of idea of where the strikezone is for that ump.
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>>75020424
If they're hot heads, someone needs to get them out of there.
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>pinch running dar no
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time for le crying man
>>
PONIES YES
>>
did anyone else see that weird looking fucker staring into the camera a minute ago
>>
THE HORSES
>>
>Flores gets a stolen base

What
>>
My eyes
>>
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LE RUNNING MAN
>>
Fuck is Reyes swinging at
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>risp
>>
HELP
>>
rekt
>>
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>>75020614

also, safe.
>>
SAFE
>>
HE'S SAFE
HE'S FUCKING SAFE
>>
Safe

Still stupid to send Flores
>>
PHONE IT
>>
>>75020656
>the city of (You)
>>
>robles stands for the win

REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>2017
>still having old men with vision and senility problems calling a sport
>>
Get em on the phones everyone should see this one
>>
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>>75020656
>>
alas
>>
GKR going in right now, fucking idiot catcher
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THANK YOU BASED CAMERAMAN
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inb4 la potencia breaks this shit wide open
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>Switch to MLB Network
>See Murphy get an RBI single

Still fucking hurts
>>
>>75020656
why are you even here you phaggot
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>>75020725
he has a crippling inferiority complex
>>
clueless britfat who chose mets as his team here

somebody tell me what i should know about mets and MLB in general
>>
>>75020725
Still got 30 min til my game's on jew yorker
>>
>>75020737
good pitching
normally a lot of homers
really bad hitting with RISP
syndergaard, cespedes
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>>75020737
eternal suffering
>>
>>75020755
>RISP
eh?

>cespedes
who dat?

syndergaard is the main pitcher, yes?

and what about teboq?
>>
>>75020739
>jew yorker
>phillies fan
>negro city

ill stick with my chosen people thank you very much
>>
>>75020775
Runs in scoring position.
>>
>>75020737
no title since the 80s
injury prone
very old line-up
clueless manager
mascot is terrifying to children
>>
>>75020775
cespedes is up right now. best hitter on the team

"RISP" is runners in scoring position, aka on 2nd base or 3rd. we are bad at hitting when guys are on 2nd or 3rd

tebow is a minor leaguer rn.
>>
>>75020792
i bet you are black
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>>75020737
yankeefag here watching this game cause wife is a metsfag.. better to choose the yanks cause we have an actual future unlike the mest
>>
>>75020803
>tebow is a minor leaguer rn.
wut does that mean?

how do mets fans feel about him?

is he a meme or legit?

thanks for the answers btw, appreciate it.

it's a shame all the games are starting midnight usually (GMT is 5 hours ahead of ET) so i won't get to watch many games
>>
>>75020808
I'm a halfie but certainly not black. Wouldn't be caught dead in south philly.
>>
>>75020737

Good pitching and homers. Don't expect much small-ball or base stealing
>>
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>>75020813
>7-2 to the rays
fucking pathetic
>>75020821
MLB is the highest level of pro baseball. each team has lesser affiliates, tebow is on one of those for the mets. he's a meme
>>
>>75020792
I fucking loved Mr. Met as a kid
>>
>>75020813
not fussed about winning trophies or whatever desu.

i already have cowboys as my ennefel team :^)
>>
>>75020813
You are a shit. Mets are now NYC home team. Yanks ain't got no arms.
>>
>>75020821
He's a meme, but that isn't a bad thing in this timeline
>>
why did we pull teheran? he was lighting fools up
>>
>>75020869
pitch count was 80s, and its opening day
>>
>>75020821
It's like how Barcelona has B teams and affiliate clubs they send their shitty players to so they get game time. Tebow is in A ball, which is like a 4th division team, except these teams never get promotion.
>>
>>75020878
every game counts, we need to run his ass into the ground
>>
>darnaud didnt advance earlier
>flowers didnt advnace earlier
>ass dribble, fucked up knees and all, advances

gotta love that veteran presence
>>
>>75020895
chill out man, its a marathon not a race
>>
>>75020902
assdribble is lowkey the 2nd best position player we have after yoenis
>>
>>75020884
They sometimes get pulled up. Tebow actually isn't completely horrible. He earned his spot in single a. He's certainly better than Jordan sad stint in the minors.
>>
>>75020884
you have to go back
>>
>>75020908
did you just tell me to fucking chill?
>>
>>75020908
or sprint rather, fuck it
>>
>BBruce
>>
Tumbling down
>>
Pretty casual fan, how are the barves so bad that they need to put a guy with a 7 ERA on the mound on opening day in a one run game
>>
glad to see o'faggoty is still garbage
>>
cmon duda SMASH
>>
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Baseball season officially begins with the annual Braves implosion.
>>
>>75020975
They fell for the O'Flaherty meme.
>>
He still got it
>>
THE DUDE ABIDES
>>
where is rollins i wanna laugh in his halfie face
>>
ok guys I think it's time to panic
>>
WOOOOOO
GG
>>
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FUCK YEAH

THE DUDABIDES
>>
>barves
>>
>>75021018
The time to panic began when chipper retired.
>>
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It doesn't stop
>>
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>O'Faggoty

I'm getting ptsd from watching him pitch for the Mets
>>
why is O'Flaherty hot garbage
>>
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>El Stinkowski
>>
>>75021049
he was fucking garbage last year. the braves are truly retarded for signing him
>>
O'wreckt
>>
>>75021061
I thought we were supposed to be a stacked pitching team? this is my first season trying to seriously follow the Braves
>>
>walk
>single
>walk
>sac fly
>walk
>walk
>double
>walk
>>
>mets, phils, and nats will be at the top of the div after today

Just as it should be.
>>
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>Braves have thrown like 15 of last 20 for balls
>>
>>75021081
the opposite, actually. lineup is p good with inciarte, swanson, freeman, and kemp, but outside of teheran your pitchers are garbage, especially that bullpen. it's supposed to be a rebuilding team though
>>
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>the rest of this game
>>
christ that inning was painful to watch
>>
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did the barves really think they would compete lmao
>>
>>75021174
Unironically yes. Sad!
>>
Why do we have to grow old and die, /sp/? Why does time pass?
>>
>>75021260
Because life and the universe is change.
>>
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>i used to smoke
we know, keith
>>
What do we do about the Broor fan menace?

>>75019771
>>
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>ywn blow off an 0-4 day in the dugout with a smoke
>>
>>75021311
let them wallow in their 50 reply gamethread lmao
>>
>>75021317
>ywn run out on the field to argue with the manager with a big wad of chew in your mouth, and get tobacco spit all over his face as you verbally berate him and his entire family

I hate nu-America.
>>
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Depressing as fuck half inning

lets not do that again
>>
i love you saladman
>>
>>75021129
>this beauty is marries for peter rosenberg

lads there is nothing left to live for
>>
See ya next week mest, enjoy the late season collapse!
>>
>>75021424
t. 5 out of 7 down the stretch
>>
>>75021260
Because this guy >>75021424 is right
>>
>>75021424
>implying we won't collapse earlier than that
>>
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>gsellman in the bullpen
>>
>>75021424
t. 110 losses
>>
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>>75021423
she will likely emerge as a personality on ESPN or a host on MLB network.
>>
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Im out nigs. GG
>>
>>75021482
>more wins in each of the last 3 seasons, about to be 4

enjoy your fantasy land! this ain't 2013 anymore
>>
>>75021501
but she still marry to fat peter rosenew

lad nothing left to live for

its all oer for me
>>
missed it by that much
>>
>>75021501
>chihuahua
dropped
>>
>niese
>>
Mets choke imminent.
>>
Okay 2 more Gazelle

Don't fuck it up
>>
is this a plot by terry to raise gsellman's ERA?
>>
I could go for a nice meme inning here
>>
>BARVES
>>
>the city of Matt Kemp
>>
METS WIN

Hahahaha nice way to end a game Barves

Now a wait till Wednesday
>>
>Barves
>>
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>matt kemp

hahahahaha

gg barves
>>
That was Freeman's or the third base coach's fault.
>>
>>75021887
>Braves lose equal another losing season

Can't say I see this coming but still nothing has changed
>>
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