/bet/

Where did everybody go?

>>75020286

Bum each other in the social club

lets start again and make /bet/ good again we don't need those muggy trash

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I'm poor as shit atm this is gonna feel gud,im confident in this parlay, considering adding another bet into this parlay and hitting big, any good NBA plays tonight?

>>75020351

Just so salty pmsl

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Guys pls stahp

>>75021194
Only the one game tonight mate, best wait till tomorrow

>>75021095.
I was in it for a while but only ER, Elegiggle and Euan post good tips.
Imploring TT, BT, Hass and Juveguy to return and take the mantle.

The ethnic trio

>>75026921

Euan's posting them on tipster tube. The majority of the other tips in there are terrible, rball/soccerway shite from people with 5% ROI and it's 90% chat so pointless group.

>Chelsea 7/5 sw

My model predicts below evns. My gut tells me below evens. This is free _fucklng_ money gents

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Is marathonbet any good? I can not register jew365 and others on the pastebin.

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Won 1K last night

Any good bet today ?

Reminder that betting is illegal in the us and this thread will be deleted

>land of the free

>>75033040

Yeah but it's low limits

'APRILBLOG' code for 7 day trial of oddsmonkey for £1

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>>75033176
Nevermind. I could not register there either, I thought I could.

>>75033188

Gambling is absolutely haram that's why

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Have you guys ever heard betson, 1xbet or tempobet? I think these are the only ones that I can register illegally which I don't give a fuck since everyone does that.

>>75033253
B-but there is only one sports betting organization here and it's odds are shit also it is controlled by state.

>>75033273

1xbet is Russian. If you can only get access to 1 or 2 bookies with lots of vig in the odds forget about it, you will just lose in the long run.

>>75033339
>If you can only get access to 1 or 2 bookies with lots of vig in the odds forget about it, you will just lose in the long run.
Why? Is it all about chasing deposit bonuses and such?

>>75026921
>£R posting good tips
kek

Athletic Bilbao vs Espanyol
Athletic Bilbao - Match Result
1.57
-- -- Open

Hoffenheim vs Bayern Munich
Bayern Munich - Match Result
1.55
-- -- Open

Burnley vs Stoke
Burnley - Match Result
2.5
-- -- Open

Watford vs West Brom
West Brom - Match Result
3.3
-- -- Open

Leicester vs Sunderland
Leicester - Match Result
1.5
-- -- Open

Rochdale vs Port Vale
Rochdale - Match Result
1.6
-- -- Open

Brighton vs Birmingham
Brighton - Match Result
1.57
-- -- Open

Aston Villa vs QPR
Aston Villa - Match Result
1.8
-- -- Open

Brentford vs Leeds
Leeds - Match Result
2.9
-- -- Open

Rotherham vs Sheff Wed
Sheff Wed - Match Result
1.57
-- -- Open

Man Utd vs Everton
Man Utd - Match Result
1.55
-- -- Open

Reading vs Blackburn
Reading - Match Result
2.37
-- -- Open

Atletico Madrid vs Sociedad
Atletico Madrid - Match Result


£5 returns £16,019.34

My first ever bet. How did I do?

>>75035289

Wins

I will take a Millwall win thank you

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I'm a complete newfag to betting, and I have a question. When I place a lay with a stake of 10$, and I "win", what profit do I make? if I had 20$ on my account before I placed this bet, would I have 30$ on my account after I've won?

>>75038321

Yes, minus commission.

>>75038853
thanks

>>75037318
fun ride that was

>>75037318
lel where it all began

Isn't 1xbet blacklisted by SBR? I wouldn't want to risk my money on that site.

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>>75017288
Finally Jesus

I'm new to /sp/ and betting and genuinely surprised by the lack of /bet/ threads

And I only really started watching sports again to throw my money at it

>>75033090
bullshit.

you're telling me all sports betting is illegal in all of the united states?

what about vegas? and money lines or proline tickets?

IDUNBELEEVIT

>>75040585

Not blacklist but D- rating. Sure people on /bet/ before had problems getting money out.

>>75040651
What's weird is that Mybet too has a D rating. Isn't that one of the bigger betting sites. My friend made a withdrawal of around 1200 EUR from that site without any bigger issues. I don't see why they got such a bad rating.

What's the bet /discord link

>>75040874
What are these ratings and where can I look them up?

>>75041129
bump

>>75041129
>>75041379
you have to prove yourself shrewd in the thread first

hoots mon, ahm £R an I run the best betting discord in toon
if ye wan a invite yer must post the best wee fuck slut ye know

>>75021194
Parlays are sucker bets

>>75041551
sure what the hell

I don't use a recognized service but I put in a low stakes ticket for tonight. I don't mind admitting I'm new, I'm posting and lurking here to absorb

Risk: $1.00
Win: $43.19
Outcome: Pending

Tampa Bay Lightning ML (+135) OT Included
Tampa Bay Lightning (39-29-10) @ Boston Bruins (43-30-6)

Washington Capitals ML (-145) OT Included
Washington Capitals (52-18-8) @ Toronto Maple Leafs (38-24-15)

Ottawa Senators ML (-180) OT Included
Detroit Red Wings (31-35-12) @ Ottawa Senators (41-27-9)

St. Louis Blues ML (-170) OT Included
Winnipeg Jets (37-35-7) @ St. Louis Blues (43-28-7)


Minnesota Wild ML (-170) OT Included
Carolina Hurricanes (35-29-14) @ Minnesota Wild (46-25-8)


Edmonton Oilers ML (-110) OT Included
Edmonton Oilers (44-25-9) @ Los Angeles Kings (37-34-7)


Chicago Blackhawks -½ (-170) Regulation Only
Blackhawks @ Avalanche - Regulation time only OT does not count

San Jose Sharks -½ (-160) Regulation Only
Canucks @ Sharks - Regulation time only OT does not count

>>75041704
>I don't use a recognized service but I

Thanks for posting your proline picks faggot

>>75041759
lol cool your tits

its a private cash service, no jew365 or D-ranked Romanian swindles.

I do low stakes money line for the hell of it

>>75041827
>i bet on a service i can't tip and i just throw money at games without thought

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>>75041878

>>75041912
Cool did you get that off reddit?

>>75041704
What does all this mean, I just see strange names and numbers

>>75026921
Nice trio retard.

>>75042066
tbf at least one of those is probably a juve alt so that would make it a trio

>>75042128
reminder that i am THE tipster JUDGE. all the real shrewdies are in MY discord.

@75042128

Thanks for the (You)

>>75042163
I OWN /BET/

>>75042163
Send link, Juve

>>75042190
https://discord.gg/zSMQU

Lads we're back. Fuck the discord. Wtb?

>>75042290
give us a tip lad

Grand national picks?

>>75042538
Many clouds just wins

At my racing tips is good on Twitter

>>75043383
nice, i was in the mood to bet on some horses

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>>75017288
what do you think of my today ticket ? tell me your honest opinion

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Why won't Betfair give me my money? It was 5 hours since the game ended.

Do you fuckers want 1./2./3. (Bundes)Liga bets for today or can I save the effort?

>>75048159
sure but do not call me names

>>75047380
Bate napoli

1. Bundesliga
Augsburg - Ingolstadt
Ingolstadt 0 AH
Augsburg are in a slump, Ingolstadt coming fresh off a win against Mainz keeping their hopes to stay in the league alive. Ingolstadt will have to win, otherwise they're all but relegated.
I think the line is well set, if you can get this at or above evens, go for it, otherwise skip or wait for inplay.

Mainz - Leipzig
Leipzig SW
Line is set well, Leipzig resurgent after a minor slump and without any injuries, Mainz on a 3 game losing streak, but can always pull a meme game out of their asses. Not recommended to bet.

M'Gladbach - Hertha
BTTS, 3-1 CS
Hertha is atrocious away from home, the match odds reflect that. Again, line well set I feel.
BTTS might be worth a punt here, 2,1 at Betfair currently, and Gladbach's defence is frankly shit.
The 3-1 is just a think I feel will happen.

Darmstadt - Leverkusen
I saw Darmstadt live this weekend and they are dreadful, barely 2. Bundesliga tier. But Leverkusen are Leverkusen, so don't bet on this shitshow.

Wolfsburg - Freiburg
BTTS, Freiburg or Draw
Gomez being on a roll doesn't justify Wolfsburg being such heavy favorites. I even think Freiburg might get away with a win here.
In any case, I'm certain Freiburg will at least score a goal against Wolfsburg's so-called defence. So BTTS is the better bet here.

2. Bundesliga
Bochum - Kaiserslautern
Kaiserslautern 0 AH
Bit strange that Kaiserslautern are underdogs here - probably due to the fact that they fight relegation.
Bochum don't really have anything to play for anymore this season, so I feel Kaiserslautern 0 AH is at least a decent value bet.

1860 - Stuttgart
Stuttgart -1 AH*
Stuttgart coming off of a wild ass comeback against Dresden. They tend to sleep in the first 15 minutes, so that's an inplay bet: If Stuttgart come out of the gate strongly, I'd take them -1 AH.

Dresden - Heidenheim
Heidenheim or Draw
I have nothing to base this on - Dresden are on strong form and Heidenheim's results haven't been stunning. Stay away, essentially.

Greuther Fürth - Braunschweig
Fürth 0 AH
Braunschweig are really overperforming this season (stats-wise, at least). They run the least and have a terrible passing accuracy. But they always seem to make it happen.
Don't see them as favorites here, though.

Union Berlin - Aue
Tough one, that one. Aue have stabilised those last few weeks, keeping their hopes of staying in the league alive. Union just lost their first game in a while this weekend, but I don't think that will have any effect on this game.
No bet, unless you, like me, are sympathetic to Aue, then do Aue or Draw.

>/bet/ ded
>discord no better

I actually want summer to happen real soon, at least there was bants, slags and calling juve a paki

The memefest that is 3. Liga
FSV Frankfurt - Zwickau
Zwickau 0 AH
Just based on form, Zwickau are the best team in the league this calendar year.

Halle - Paderborn
I have no idea.

Rostock - Duisburg
Rostock 0 AH
Duisburg on top and not looking to go anywhere, but, like every team in this league, liable to slip up at any moment. I think Rostock 0 AH is decent value here.

Kiel - Wiesbaden
No idea. If anything, Wiesbaden are undervalued here.

Münster - Lotte
Lotte with awful recent form, Münster lackluster as well. Shitfest that could go either way, home advantage justifies the odds.

Sonnenhof - Osnabrück
Sonnenhof decent at home, Osnabrück awful away. Not much of an idea here.


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When I say a line is well set, I always mean the betfair odds, by the way.

>>75048424
Werner (Leipzig) is injured and he's they're player with the most goal scored.

>>75048646
Werner is able to play.

>>75048503
world cup soon

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>>75035289
Which one of this is the most certain result?

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>>75049279

The ones that didn't lose

>betting Bundesliga ever

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>>75049894

This is /bet/ 2.0 the new generation

>>75049947
That would imply an improvement. Its more like rolling back to /bet/ 0.1a

>Stuttgart lucky to not concede early and now the much better team
feels goodman

>K'Lautern misses a bennuldi

>>75049947
Kys

>>75035289

Chelsea vs Man City
Chelsea - Match Result
2.37

Liverpool vs Bournemouth
Liverpool - Match Result
1.36

Southampton vs Crystal Palace
Southampton - Match Result
1.83

Arsenal vs West Ham
Arsenal - Match Result
1.4


Swansea vs Tottenham
Tottenham - Match Result
1.7
-- -- Open

Newcastle vs Burton
Newcastle - Match Result
1.4
-- -- Open

Huddersfield vs Norwich
Huddersfield - Match Result
2.1
-- -- Open

Sheff Utd vs Coventry
Sheff Utd - Match Result
1.3
-- -- Open

Napoli vs Juventus
Juventus - Match Result
3
-- -- Open

Ajax vs Az Alkmaar
Ajax - Match Result
1.3
-- -- Open

Angers vs Bordeaux
Bordeaux - Match Result
2.75
-- -- Open

Metz vs Lyon
Lyon - Match Result
1.5
-- -- Open

St Johnstone vs Hearts
Hearts - Match Result
2.4
-- -- Open

Motherwell vs Hamilton
Motherwell - Match Result
2.4
-- -- Open

Mainz vs RB Leipzig
RB Leipzig - Match Result
2.25
-- -- Open

Benfica vs Estoril Praia
Benfica - Match Result
1.18
-- -- Open

Hull vs Middlesbrough
Hull - Match Result
2.1
-- -- Open

Oxford Utd vs Fleetwood Town
Fleetwood Town - Match Result
3.6
-- -- Open

Leganes vs Real Madrid
Real Madrid - Match Result
1.36
-- -- Open

Barcelona vs Sevilla
Barcelona - Match Result


My second and final attempt at betting.

What are my chances?

>>75051295
>Chelsea vs Man City
>Chelsea - Match Result
>2.37
>
>Liverpool vs Bournemouth
>Liverpool - Match Result
>1.36
>
>Southampton vs Crystal Palace
>Southampton - Match Result
>1.83
>
>Arsenal vs West Ham
>Arsenal - Match Result
>1.4
>
>
>Swansea vs Tottenham
>Tottenham - Match Result
>1.7
>-- -- Open
>
>Newcastle vs Burton
>Newcastle - Match Result
>1.4
>-- -- Open
>
>Huddersfield vs Norwich
>Huddersfield - Match Result
>2.1
>-- -- Open
>
>Sheff Utd vs Coventry
>Sheff Utd - Match Result
>1.3
>-- -- Open
>
>Napoli vs Juventus
>Juventus - Match Result
>3
>-- -- Open
>
>Ajax vs Az Alkmaar
>Ajax - Match Result
>1.3
>-- -- Open
>
>Angers vs Bordeaux
>Bordeaux - Match Result
>2.75
>-- -- Open
>
>Metz vs Lyon
>Lyon - Match Result
>1.5
>-- -- Open
>
>St Johnstone vs Hearts
>Hearts - Match Result
>2.4
>-- -- Open
>
>Motherwell vs Hamilton
>Motherwell - Match Result
>2.4
>-- -- Open
>
>Mainz vs RB Leipzig
>RB Leipzig - Match Result
>2.25
>-- -- Open
>
>Benfica vs Estoril Praia
>Benfica - Match Result
>1.18
>-- -- Open
>
>Hull vs Middlesbrough
>Hull - Match Result
>2.1
>-- -- Open
>
>Oxford Utd vs Fleetwood Town
>Fleetwood Town - Match Result
>3.6
>-- -- Open
>
>Leganes vs Real Madrid
>Real Madrid - Match Result
>1.36
>-- -- Open
>
>Barcelona vs Sevilla
>Barcelona - Match Result
>
>
>My second and final attempt at betting.
>
>What are my chances?
ZERO you fucking mug

NEED A HERTHA GOAL

t!fishy


| Felix, you caught: ! You paid 10 for casting.

>>75048424
win
win
loss
-
loss, win

>>75048486
push
loss (ffs)
loss (ffs)
push
- (win for me)

>>75048535
win
-
win
-
-

>>75053684
Don't impersonate me

>>75054344
I am you

Well, well, well... Looks like the losers are back on /sp/...

Oh let me guess, you babies are still betting on leagues you don't understand

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


You're all a bunch of clueless kids.

>>75048535
>betting based on form and league position
Wow I bet the bookies didn't even look at those factors
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