>moyes

based moyes

all bbc reporters deserve a slap and a scalping for defending Jimmy Saville

David "The Carnage of Clitheroe" Moyes
David "Pizza, pints and a punch-up" Moyes
David "Famous Prodigy Song" Moyes

>>75015995
I don't see whats wrong with slapping women.

>>75015995
David "Smacking Bitches & Goys" Moyes

Absolute mental man

why do people apologise so much fuck

>>75016299
Because if he didn't he'll get the wrath of the media upon him, forcing Sunderland owners to punish him so they can go 'We're not sexist guys, honest!!'

>>75016313
>get the wrath of the media upon him
he will get it regardless

>>75016313
>Sunderland owners to punish him so they can go 'We're not sexist guys, honest!!'
they can just say the opinions of the coach are different than the club and that's it

>media trying to make out he was threatening her
Like he was ever actually going to slap her. Just a bit of banter desu

Moyes would never have slapped her, he's far too defensive to attack.

>implying he wouldn't have needed Defoe to hit her for him

>>75016366
LEL

Modern society really fucking hates men, don't they?

>>75016387
Especially if they're white

>See this on the news
>Load /sp/ up on phone at work to see if there's a >Moyes thread
>First thread I see is this

Never change /sp/

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>>75016136
>David "Famous Prodigy Song" Moyes

>make a joke
>other person laughs
>have to apologise

>>75016628
Can guarantee if the reporter were a man, and he'd said something like 'You were getting a little cheeky towards the end. Best watch your back in the parking lot' in a joking way fuck all would have been said about it.

>>75016639
There'd be confusion at what a parking lot is, you yank twat.

>pay for television
>they make political propaganda instead of sport news
What did they mean by this?

Isn't he advocating gender equality in his quote? What's the fuss?

>>75015995
Fucking pig!

Hopefully Sunderland sack him for this. it is really not Ok for someone in such a position to openly threaten and abuse a remarkable, strong young woman like this.

how can he slap

>>75016699
>years later and we still don't have an answer to how she can slap

Bleed from pussy, get slapped

David ''slap the cunt upfront'' Moyes

so why did he say it

>>75016844
Just some cheeky banter. Her being a woman shouldn't have anything to do with it.

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>moyes

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>He added: “Careful the next time you come in.”

>>75015995
Is he, dare I say it, our guy?

>>75016639
>if
wasn't though ad you don't have to be a genius to realise joking about slapping a woman is gonna end badly if you're someone in the public eye

>>75015995

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/04/03/david-moyes-heat-moment-used-wrong-words-full-transcript-sunderland/

A fucking witchhunt for such a nothing comment. Some of the questions there were worth a slap.

>>75017066
>David "I am going to physically abuse you because i suck ass" Moyes

>>75016140
>India
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4akMaeZ0-k

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

Too much edge ITT
I thought /sp/ was better than this. Shameful.

David "Sucking dicks? Eat kicks." Moyes

Wtf i love ruining clubs now

so what exactly is sexist about this?

that it could be implied that he threatened violence to a woman or that he implied that one must reconsider whether he's going to give out a slap to someone based on their gender?

David "can't handle the banter" Moyes

>>75015995
>raped the biggest legacy in English football in the matter of 9 months
>almost got La Real relegated
>managed to end Sunderlands flirting with relegation by getting them finally relegated
>also a sexist idiot
Is there is single thing he can get right?

>>75016639
He could've pull off the "it was bantz" excuse if he didn't use the retarded "even though you're a woman" bit.
Besides it was unprovoked aggression, at least "Fuck off and die" from Pearson was after he got verbally abused, not after getting a simple question.

>>75017665
>also a sexist idiot
lmao what faggot you are, no surprise you country is being ran over by refugees

>>75017279
>that he implied that one must reconsider whether he's going to give out a slap to someone based on their gender
Obviously that. There was absolutely no sane reason to bring her gender into this. (The fact that shit like that wouldn't happen if it was a male reporter doesn't help either)

Besides, even if you want to be an edgelord and ignore sexism, it's still threat of violence over a routine question. Van Laal was asked about getting fired fucktons of times and managed not to threaten anyone.

>Sunderland boss David Moyes will be asked by the Football Association to explain himself after telling a BBC reporter she might "get a slap".

NO FUN ALLOWED

>>75017679
Well, obviously they wouldn't go to a quasi third world shithole like Spain.

You are witnessing the end of his "career"

There is no way he gets away with this

>>75016844
He's Scottish, that was basically a compliment

>>75017705
Like biting being a greeting in Uruguay?

Apparently the reporter laughed because in the context of the statement it was clearly a joke.

People love getting offended on behalf of other people. What Moyes said, taken out of context, was wrong, but in the context he said it, it was much more of a "ha ha" moment and not at all a "I'll actually hit you" moment.

Insanity

>>75017781
>paternalistic bullshit is a joke because women are used to laugh it off

>>75017825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swwkLkTGOEg
Watch and apologize to Moyes
The media is cancer, as is clear from this story.

>>75015995
moYES

>>75017851
And you think he'd say shit like that to a male reporter? "You're just getting a wee bit naughty", what the fuck? That's how you talk to your thai hooker who started to stroke your balls, not a person asking you a question.

It seems like you don't get the whole thing. Nobody is saying he's going to slap her.

>>75017873
Who cares?
Go on with your life you sensitive soft cuckold.

>>75017066
all of those questions are fucking ridiculous, i thought the UK knew banter?

>>75017873
>And you think he'd say shit like that to a male reporter? "You're just getting a wee bit naughty", what the fuck?

That's how Scottish people talk to everyone

>>75017135
fuck you nigger

>>75017076
Why didn't you guys nuke India instead of Japan?

>>75017878
>Who cares?
Well for one Moyes since he apologized for this bullshit and burried any potential of a career revival. Other than that, Sunderland FC since the idiot they pay millions disgraced their reputation.

>>75017888
Care to show examples of him talking similarly to male reporters?

>Person the joke was aimed at wasn't offended
>Randoms who had nothing to do with the joke are
>For some reason he has to apologise to the randoms who won't mind their own fucking business

>>75017905
>Well for one Moyes since he apologized for this bullshit and burried any potential of a career revival.
Which is 100% due to the ridiculous spin the media gave to it. You're ruining a man for saying some banter, it's much much more harmful to someone than a simple joke.
>disgraced their reputation.
Didn't happen, anyone who watched the actual footage won't think less of Sunderland, those who only read the media spin might though, which is not Moyes his fault.

>>75017921
>it's not my fault for acting like a dickhead, it's the medias fault for reporting it

>>75017911
This is a "nip it in the bud" situation, Gary Linekar and random MP were going to turn this into a crusade.

He already has to submit a written explanation to the FA on the back of this

moyes flexin on these hoes

>>75017905
it could just be that women are generally bitches, and so happened no man has ever deserved a threat of being punched from good ol'moyes.

could be

>>75017905
Didn't Sunderland FC allowed a convicted child molester play for them?

doubt anything else is going to ruin their """reputation"""

>>75017934
He wasn't acting like a dickhead.

>>75017956
Lol wimin b nuthin but hoes and tricks xD

Ok. Where's the woman? Isn't she in the picture?

>>75017968
Well, that caused a resignation. Guess Moyes is next and it's a systematic problem. Ah well, good that they will soon disappear into irrelevance.

>>75017970
Sorry to break it but outside of your bubble acting like a sexist dickhead is not very popular.

>>75017972
>if I act like a good male feminist ally, SOMEDAY a woman will kiss me
Fucking hell you Germans are disgusting. What happened to all the manly Germans? Dead at WW2?

>>75017978
No, she was cool with it. Sports journalists (and any journalists really) do this circuit for years, they know the people and know what they're like.

When Sturgeon did the Scottish referendum announcement, she was calling the reporters by their first name and chatting to them between questions.

She

women are so strong and independent....

until the whole world stops worshipping at the alter of their cunts for even a second. how pathetic

>>75017998
>le wyminz is bitchez en sheeit

>>75018015
Super edgy bro

>>75017968
>
thats the level of delusion of krauts at this point in time. literal pedophilia is not an issue that can damage rep, yet slapping a woman, stop the presses, must fire the manager because reputation

>>75018029
He didn't actually slap anyone

>>75017996
You're a miserable bastard aren't you

>>75018026
super white knighting faggotry bro

what i said is true. women are massive hypocrites on every single gender issue and no one calls out theirbullshit

>>75018040
right, the bitch even got away with it, and the kraut wants his head.
can germany be fixed? I think not

>>75017825
>paternalistic bullshit

Clearly not when the media are the ones that wield the power.

>>75016316
Yea but this way he keeps his job and paycheck.

>>75017968
>Child molester
She was fucking 17, there's no real diference between a 17 and 18 years old. Didn't she consent?

People have to walk on eggshells nowadays.

A few months back, some guy was fired for saying that Venus Williams played "guerrilla tactics". As it turns out, guerrilla sounds like another word and the guy was fired.

Reminds me of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T6ssovs7wk

>>75016387
>It's ok to beat up women.
Fucked up childhood eh?

>>75015995
(((BBC)))

>>75016639
Men fuck each other up all the time. Wtf is with you niggers and beating up chicks?

>>75018170

>On 24 March 2016 he was sentenced to six years in prison for grooming and sexual activity with a girl aged 15. In investigations, police found animal pornography on Johnson's laptop

>>75015995

Moyes truly is /our guy/.

>>75017135
of course it's the krautcuck, of course

>>75018192
Moyes never hit a woman who didn't deserve it

https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/848895881587953665

>>75018300
youtube.com/watch?v=oYOZ3IzRaf4

>>75016136
>David "Famous Prodigy Song" Moyes

Delayed Action KEK

Muh sexism

It's mad that there's always this fake outrage over old white men being sexist/racist. I hate white people anyway but something this minor isn't even worth mentioning.

based >moyes

>>75018216
>be a fucking millionaire with a decent looking wife
>groom kids and jerk off to animals
But why?

So because it's a woman it's worse, but we are trying to strive towards a society with no sexism.

Hmmmm

Seems sexist to me, Moyes should be angry

>>75018372
>But why?
Probably boredom. After years of whatever passes for a 10 in Manchester and Sunderland throwing themselves at you, you get used to it and seek out something new.

>yfw this gives ellis short the perfect reason to sack >moyes and his replacement somehow manages to keep sunderland up AGAIN

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>>75018015

>>75016658
>Limeys don't know basic English terms
kek

bet you call soccer "football" too

Oh dear the FA will have to send him to reeducation camp for expressing an incorrect thought

>>75017873
be honest you post on r/soccer with all the other cucks right

Is this a death sentence according to Sharia law in englandistan?

>>75018170

>She was fucking 17

As he said, a child molester.

>there's no real diference between a 17 and 18 years old

Yeah, there is. The definition of 'child' for one.

>>75018372

Having money and an adult wife won't stop you from having a thing for kids and animals.

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>>75017665
>at least "Fuck off and die" from Pearson was after he got verbally abused, not after getting a simple question.
..................
Ian Baker What criticism are you talking about?

NP Have you been on holiday for six months? Have you been away for six months?

IB No, I am just not quite sure what specific criticism you are referring to?
NP I think you must have either your head in the clouds, or been away on holiday, or reporting on a different team, because if you don’t know the answer to that question . . your question is absolutely unbelievable, the fact you do not understand where I am coming from. If you don’t know the answer to that question then I think you are an ostrich. Your head must be in the sand. Is your head in the sand? Are you flexible enough to get your head in the sand? My suspicion would be no.

IB Probably not.

NP I can, you can’t. You can’t. Listen you have been here often enough and for you to ask that question, you are either being very, very silly or you are being absolutely stupid, one of the two because for you to ask that question, I am sorry son, you are daft.

IB There hasn’t been much harsh criticism of the players.

NP You are wrong. No, you are wrong. You have been in here, I know you have so don’t give that crap with me, please don’t give that crap with me. I will smile at you because I can afford to smile at you. Now do you want to ask a different question or do you want to ask it differently. Come on, ask it. Ask it or are you not capable?

IB I just don’t know what you, erm ...

NP (mimicking his voice) You don’t know. What’s ’erm’?

IB I don’t know how you’ve taken that question.

NP Well you must be very stupid. I’m sorry. (Pearson gets up and leaves)

>>75015995
AAAHAHAHAAAHAAahahaha

ah..hahaa....hah...HAHAAAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

>MOYES
>MOYES

>>75019898
Holy kek.

Also more proofs that it's not that hard to do bantz without lowering yourself to sexism.

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>>75019898
ARE YOU FLEXIBLE ENOUGH TO GET YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND? My suspicion would be no.

>>75017878
kys alt right fag

>>75020020

There is something very classic Simpsons about this.

Friendly reminder that Gayle was fined $10,000 for this, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy6TyZQZLkw

Absolute faggotry how this is news. Fuck all you thin skinned wankers. Moyes would deck you all with 1 punch you gormless softy wankers

>>75016140
This. If I can slap a man I should be able to slap a woman. We're all equal

>>75017665
Is Germany the new Sweden?

>>75017878
>Dutch calling others cucks

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>>75016136
nice

>>75016340
underrated

Is Moyes the most likeable manager out there?

>>75017737
indeed

>>75023609
absolutely, yes

>>75017076
What's the backstory here, can someone give me the basic gestalt?

>>75016321
>they can just say the opinions of the coach are different than the club and that's it
Oh, you silly Goy!

>>75017873
No, he wouldn't have. But he would have said something similar to a male. Why is it she's a retarded woman and not she's a retarded journalist? Why focus on her sex? Pretty sexist, if you ask me.

>>75016340
Kekm8

>>75031604
Indians have gone from raping white women to slapping their own as well

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get him out of here

Did they fuck afterward?

>>75015995
Are they both Moyes? Did he cave in to the press and social media so hard he transitioned?

>>75032298
>Ladyman

You couldn't make it up

>>75019935
Pearson still had to make a public apology for that press meeting.

He's in the Brian Clough mould and it doesn't sit pretty with the way soccer is marketed today. It's a bloody shame because Nige would possibly make a great England manager.

It's a shame he had to leave the foxes behind.

>>75032298
>Ladyman
lol

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>>75032298

>>75017890
>>75018226
worked into a shoot

>David "not too rich to slap a bitch" Moyes makes a simple joke
>reporter laughs it off
>media witchhunt begins
>cuckmany is most offended by the joke

sounds about right

>>75016057
>>75016057
>>75016057
>>75016057

I can't even believe that resulted in an apology. How fucking insane is this world where some losers who make money writing clickbait articles can put you over hot water for your career.

>>75015995
So are they saying it's okay to slap a woman?

Because it seems like he was saying it wasn't and then he has to apologize for it.