/hoc/

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is this /dog/?

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third for my wife

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Pupper edition

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Go Oilers

Will The boilers pull a Winnipeg?

>>75015143
where did you get this video of me

>>75015143
>Wayne Simmonds goal celebration

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>>75015147
This cute pigu says no

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>>75015143
crazy monkey

>>75015164
so vegas has a requirement to expose 60% of this season's salary in the expansion draft?

and Vegas is now going to be required to reach the cap floor next season? why did you change your mind buttman? did the stupid mexicans in anaheim convince you to?

Go Kings Go!

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Who not going into the playoffs with a coach named Boudreau here?

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>>75015180
Thank the hokki gods

>>75015175
https://www.nhl.com/news/nhl-expansion-draft-rules/c-281010592

>* The Las Vegas franchise must select players with an aggregate Expansion Draft value that is between 60-100% of the prior season's upper limit for the salary cap.

You clearly read it the wrong way.

Twas an hour before kongsmas, and as you'd expect,

At the hands of the yotes, the kongs were getting wrecked

Stop delaying the game you dumb sparkledog fucks!!!

>>75015191
>>75015112
>And only Vegas has the salary requirement not the other teams.
are you still saying this? I'm glad you finally responded to the question

>>75015192
You could tell they we're gassed and starting to snooze

But with Iggy and bishop how could they possibly lose?

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Can I get some Finnish or Norwegian (You)s before bed to ensure a good night's sleep?

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>>75015214

reminder that dogs are redditg

>>75015202
Yes that's literally what it says. Vegas is the one who has to take a specific amount of salary, but there is no requirement that the others teams expose a certain amount. And it has nothing to do with the Bishop trade unless he wants to sign with Vegas.

>>75015219
>Vegas is the one who has to take a specific amount of salary
ok but
>And only Vegas has the salary requirement not the other teams.
other teams don't have the salary requirement? since when?

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fuck this shit team

>>75015227
BUILD WALL

icing

>>75015227
3 power plays in a row and no goal. this team deserves no playoff spot

>>75015218
>KONGS
O
N
G
S

>>75015224
>other teams don't have the salary requirement? since when?

Since they finalized the rules. There is no cap requirement related for who the teams have to expose.

>>75015192
With Stan on their minds but financially retarded

They tried for a run before they even started

They emptied their pockets for vets as they pleased

With hopes they could secure a double-you-see

But memes are a magic, and make manifest the song

Of the espee shitposters, whom now chant
>kongs

THE
DREAM
IS
OVER

>>75015246
oh so what you're saying is they still have the salary requirement

>KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS

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>>75015252
Are you really so retarded that you don't remember the context of your post? You literally said that teams were required to expose an amount of salary and I said that's not true, only Vegas has salary related to the expansion draft.

You're a fucking dumbass whose eliminated team traded for a goalie for no reason.

King >kong ping >pong

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>muh believe
>muh corsi
>muh core
>muh backs to the wall
as a kongs fag all I can say is l m a o
Getting eliminated by the COYOTES
how PATHETIC they don't deserve ploffs

couldn't beat the fucking yotes

>>75015259
You've been talking to at least 2 people and I'm not a worst coast spic so you have my team wrong

S T I N K Y
T
I
N
K
Y

>KANGZ
>KANGZ
KANGZ
KANGZ
>KANGZ
>KANGZ

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>KONGS
Captcha: SUPER MEXICO

S M E L L Y
M
E
L
L
Y

BEANBAGS
E
A
N
B
A
G
S

Did I miss something?

Poor Iggy.

>yfw the kings win stanleys cup

>>75015306
Fuck niggy

>>75015305
>kongs elimination day is here

>>75015305
BEANERS
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOWN THE FUCK OUT

old, slow, can't score

>>75015309
thats not a very nice way to talk about a future hall of famer.

>>75015304
>t.burrito truck employee

>>75015304
>KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS
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>KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS
>KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS

>>75015304
fuck off amerinigger

>KONGS
>O
>N
>G
>S

Iginla btfo

the kings did allow us to keep >rags posting though guys

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PREDICTIONS BROS??? Teehehee!!

>>75015338
>Calgary is the only meme pick

boring

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>>75015331
Now he's a """""""king""""""" with no ring

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>>75015332
Nobody to stop the Rangers now, we going all the way to the cup baby!!

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>>75015331
WE

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WUZ

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IT'S >KONGS TIME FELLAS
>kongs
>kongs
>kongs

>KONGS
>O
>N
>G
>S

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>kongs

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>>75015362
nintendo think they slick...he dabbin!

>kongs

HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
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>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
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>kongs
>kongs
>kongs

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KONGS
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
THE FUCK OUT STINK SMELL BEAN

>Kangs

KKKK KKK
KKKK KKK
KKKK KKK
KKKKKKK
KKKK KKK
KKKK KKK
KKKK KKK

OOO
OOO OOO
OOO OOO
OOO OOO
OOO OOO
OOO OOO
OOO

NNN NN
NNNN NN
NNN NN NN
NNN NN NN
NNN NN NN
NNN NN NN
NNN NNNN

GGG
GGG GGG
GGG
GGG GGGGG
GGG GGG
GGG GGG
GGG

SSSSSS
SSS SS
SSSSS
SSSS
SSSSS
SS SSS
SSSSSS

>>75015431
Learn 2
>kongs

Nigga

>KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS >KONGS

Fuck all you faggots. Kings still have more cups than your shit team. WERE THE BEST!

>>75015476
my team won 5 cups tonight get fucked

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>>75015476
Okay kid

>>75015483
2 this century > 0 this century.
We have more cups.

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>>75015476
>there are actual 'humans' that will support the kongs
how horrifying

>>75015486
>1984 was 100 years ago

We sent the GOAT in his prime your way and you still couldn't get one. Now get back to mowing my lawn, Pedro.

>>75015491
Fuck you kiss my Mexican ass vato. I bet I could take your skinny ass in the parking lot homie. Fucking white boy.

>>75015499
>JUAN'S KONGS >JUAN'S KONGS >JUAN'S KONGS >JUAN'S KONGS >JUAN'S KONGS >JUAN'S KONGS >JUAN'S KONGS >JUAN'S KONGS >JUAN'S KONGS >JUAN'S KONGS >JUAN'S KONGS >JUAN'S KONGS >JUAN'S KONGS >JUAN'S KONGS >JUAN'S KONGS >JUAN'S KONGS >JUAN'S KONGS >JUAN'S KONGS >JUAN'S KONGS >JUAN'S KONGS

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[stop in spanish]

>>75015502
Fuck you if I see your pasty ass at the BARRIO you won't even make it out of the street. Me and my homies will slaughter you

>>75015499
I wouldn't want to fight you because youre a sweaty smelly fuck whose stinkass would rub off on to me

WE WUZ KANGZ

>>75015476
t. Bailey

>KONGS

I would advise you guys not to give the angry spic (You)s when you could be giving them to someone like Grease.

oh good we can >KONGS shitpost now

>>75015521
Fuck you greece is cool

>kongs

>Shorks have to play against absolute shit tier teams like Cantpucks to get any points now

>>75015338
Please God no

>>75015524
>implying we couldn't before this night
The eternal
>KONG

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>>75015524
best time of the year

First Kongs, the Shorks, and finally Pongs in the SCF. They will all lose.

>>75015509
>Fuck you if I see your pasty ass at SKULL ISLAND you won't even make it out of the street. Me and my homies will slaughter you

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>KONGS

HOW

CAN

ONE

TEAM

BE

SO

STINKY

SMELLY

BEANER

>kong5

LA is better than any of the cities you gaggots live in kys

are there even any kings fans here?

>>75015564
That Armenian guy Serj but he died from syphilis

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>>75015525

>>75015564
>kings
>fans

>>75015573
If being xenophobic is Reddit then maybe I'll go there where people are tolerant

>>75015607
be sure to introduce yourself there first ladlet

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at least kopi can get back to his guitar lessons

My friend thinks Chara will get into HoF but Hossa will not, is he right or full of BS?

>>75015673
I think he might be right. It's hard to get in without personal hardware, though Hossa probably deserved a Selke at some point. It doesn't feel like he gets credited much for the Blackhawks success and people remember him choking before that too so the cups might not be enough.

>>75015673
i think he might be right. he's been a great player on great teams, but doesn't have a ton of hardware to his name nor is he really been "the guy" on teams except for those shit atlanta squads. dude is basically an elite complimentary player, which isn't a bad thing, but may fall short of HoF status

Did anyone seriously think the Kongs were going anywhere this year?

>>75015564

No, those beaners left us for /mlb/ and the doyers weeks ago. Maybe Armenia was genocided, haven't seen him lately.

Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild. Can't wait to see them choke in the playoffs.

>>75015673
Chara is a lock. Hossa should get in because the dumb people will vote MUH CUPS and the smarter people will realize how good he has been for so long

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>flim flams complain about oilers getting teams on back to backs
>flim flams play all 3 cali teams on back to backs after they were in edmonton this week

>oilers go 3-0
>flim flams go 1-2

Enjoy your first round exit

>>75015143
LMAO look at this silly monkey

>>75015725
t. norja

>>75015730
>the smarter people will realize how good he has been for so long
>this means he should get in the hall of fame
you have to go back

>>75015673
I dont think either should get in.

>>75015798
Why not

>>75015826
because teppo numminen is not in and hossa sucks

>>75015673
chara will get in
hossa might get in because he plays well in the ploffs and >muh cups but not immediately and only during a weak hhof class.

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>>75015564
Yes. pls don't bully

>>75015835
>Numminen
>better than Hossa
Lel

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>>75015835
>numminen
>hof

>>75015848
Better than Chara(and Hossa)

>>75015854
t. never seen a hokkei game in their life. numminen was better than lidström in his prime

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>>75015861
>numminen was better than lidström in his prime
it's too early to be drinking this much, jarri

>>75015861
interesting opinions, have a (You)

>>75015871
isnt that charlton heston?

>>75015861
>numminen was better than lidström in his prime
Top kek m8

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>>75015669
Why is that guitar the wrong way around? Is there a joke that I'm missing?.

>Khudobin is good and is carrying Bruins to playoffs
what the fuck have they done to him in Boston

>>75016003
But Ivan, early on in the year he was such a tire fire that they waived him and no one took him.

It's why Rask had so many games on him this year.

>>75016014
I guess he REALLY doesn't want to play in KHL

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Weren't they supposed to be contenders?
Or is Iginla retarded?

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oc

>getting eliminated from contention by the fucking Coyotes

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>KONGS

>>75016048
It's not like he is the first to say something like that while going to a team that isn't one of the biggest conternders.
He simply had a better chance with them than he did with the avs and they were probably the best team that showed any interest. Saying that is just courting to the fans

>>75016081
Good oc, I hope you don't mind me saving it

not gonna lie lads
paul coffey was a ruggedly handsome man

little bro Nylander getting called up. Nylander vs. Nylander tonight.

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>>75016223

>>75016239
Good post!

>>75016171
Kongs were never in the playoff picture after the tradeline. it was never even close. he was searching for a retirement home early

>>75016326
More improbable things have happened in the past

Also
>choosing to retire in Los Angeles rather than Colorado
Lel

>>75016239
Will be fun to watch
Also, when the laffs wins the game, they'll be 2nd in the Atlantic
What a wonderful Monday

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WHO THE FUCK CAN STOP THESE MADMEN?
>Fewest GA in Regular Season
>Most Wins ever in league history in a season
>least losses ever in league history in a season
>Winning quarterfinal series 4:0
>Winning semifinal series 4:0
>2:0 lead in the finalseries after turning a 4:1 5 minutes in 3rd into a 4:5 OT Win
>Played 10 Playoff games, didn't drop a single one

ONLY 2 MORE WINS LADS

>>75015509
If I were in a Barrio, I'd probably get mobbed by your women simply for having blonde hair and blue eyes.
Hispanic girls are desperately slutty for the Aryan man's cock, as they want to make clones of Auston Matthews and right the wrongs of their genetic heritage.

t. /pol/

>>75016444
nice trips of go back

>>75015563
t. Wang Liu from Langley

>>75015861
t. Saku Koiv(you)

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May I assist you with something?

hey guys its Australia vs Serbia! :D

http://www.iihf.com/competition/600/live-stream/

IIHF Division 2 A tourney started
http://www.iihf.com/competition/600/statistics/

Tomorrow starts Division 2 B

>>75016402
Gonna be funny to watch them choke against the Pongs again

>>75016566
You didn't open the picture huh?

>>75016574
yuropoors can't read anyway

>>75016582
Huh?

>>75016589
did I stutter?

>>75016600
I don't understand what it is you're saying. Could you paint or vocaroo it instead?

>>75016600
>>75016610
get a room

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/hoc/ doesn't like cats?

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>>75016900
BROTHER

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>>75015098
>posting doggo
>not a /hoc/ doggo

You're doing it wrong.

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>>75016913
Bro :)

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>>75016938
This is day time /hoc/. Doggos are at work now.

>>75016900
Cats can be good. But doggos are better

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>>75016938
Posting a doggo means you are never doing it wrong

>>75016949
That's a big cat

Am I too late to
>kongs
?

>>75016956
For you

>>75016958
Not att all! You have until the day after the end of the regular season. So no later than next monday!

>>75016958
Never too late to >kongs. I just woke up, brewed some coffee and am ready for >kongs.

>KONGS
>KONGS
>KONGS

>>75016900
This is the best peep I've ever seen

WE

Laughing SO HARD at John Tavares

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>>75016980
I believe it is called the "apustaja"

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Does anyone know how one team can be so shit?
>kongs

>>75016913
>tengrism
>not suemenusko
t. CK2 pro

>>75016987
WUZ

>>75017007
KANGZ

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Joe Thornton?
Jumbo Joe?

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>>75016989
Apustaja :DDD

Quick's save > Dubnyk's save
tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK0BpOeqFwY&t=0s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrkhrnu9IMA&t=0s

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hand over the memes or your under arrest

Didnt puju get sent to the AHL

>>75017137
What the fuck, AHL made pulju look like a retard goof.

Come home mongol boy, liiga will treat you right

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*PPSSTTT*
*SSSSSIIPPP*
Ahh

That first sip in the morning.

bye carolina ;)

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>>75017147
he looks great

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>>75017154
*blocks your path

>>75017154
Overrated water

Buffalo SabresVerifierat konto @BuffaloSabres 28 minför 28 minuter sedan
Mer
RECALL: Forward Alex Nylander (@snipeshow98), our top pick in the 2016 #NHLDraft in Buffalo, has been recalled from @AmerksHockey.


>tfw Alexander Nylander will score more goals in Buffalo's remaining games than pulju did in his 28 games

>>75017180
>27 points in 68 games in American Hockey League playing first line and 1st pp minutes
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bust

>>75017193
>stuttering this much because you're scared that I might be right

>>75017202
If he scores even one goal I will eat a bucket of shit and video tape it.

>>75017213
Yes he will and no you won't

Peelander sucks

*cums*

>>75015098
Is Dylan Larkin the Marcel Dionne of busts?

Or is he the Mike York of mediocrity?

>>75017291
mmm.. thank you daddy

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>mfw willy got all the qt nylander genes

>>75017291
>*SSSSSIIPPP*
>Ahh

>That first sip in the morning.

>tfw no fsotd (first sip of the day)

>>75017326
do you think she's single?

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>>75017337
no

sorry

>>75017343
imagine.....

I missed the kongposting lads.

>KONGS

>KONGS

>KONGS

>KONGS

>>75017299
He's mediocre and no one outside of detoilet had much expectation of him in the first place

>>75017343
how well does she powerbottom?

>>75017326
>square face
for the parents' sake i really hope not

Kreider wins it against the Habs with on a breakaway with questionable goaltender interference non-call.

blackhawks desu

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>>75017343
How jealous was Matthews here?

Just how good is Esa Lindell? He's plus player on a god awful team and putting up nice points at the same time while playing the harddest match-ups?

Most underrated defenseman of this season?

>>75017362
>>r/eddit

>>75017359
He's written stuff like that plenty of times, and lost. He has never done what he said he would, and neither will he this time.

>>75015476
>>75015499
People will actually fall for this bait
>ishygddt

>>75017363
You can just tell from this picture alone.

asexual, gay, straight, gay

>>75017360
>delet this

I hope with Weber there, he might actually kill Kreider on the ice. >We've had the rags number all season though so it should be a good series. Habs in 6.

>>75017383
austim matthews is a hockey autist

Are there any swedes in the NHL who don't look like models? I swear sweden has by far the most attractive people, it's not fair

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>>75017363
wew Nylander's lucky those girls are pre-teens. Any older and they would tower over him.

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>>75017389
>>75017383

DELETE

>>75017393
Oscar Lindberg

>>75017371
That link doesn't go anywhere, friend.

>>75017413
Don't worry it's not as severe as McDavid's.

>>75017328
lel

>>75017393
Hjalmarsson

>>75017421
>>75017444
Yeah they don't look like models, but this is considered 'ugly' by Swedish standards, that's a pretty high bar. Meanwhile, USA will be known by some pig nosed beaner

>>75017393
olli jokinen

Dear /hoc/

What do you guys do to snitches?

http://yle.fi/uutiset/osasto/news/swedish_alcohol_monopoly_worried_about_finns_boozing/9534092

>>75017444
Jönsson brothers have always been the babes of swedish hockey.

>>75017459
Nah, they wouldn't be considered ugly

>>75017469
kek, swedish Alko is afraid that this will happen next in Sweden.

>rags

http://www.iihf.com/competition/600/live-stream/

Spain - Iceland now

>>75017469
If you can't controll your population, we will do it for you.. again

>>75017469
fucking sweden being a BUZZKILL AGAIN.

unrelated. internet has killed my attentionspan, almost didnt read that article but forced myself to do so.

>>75017469
>the new law as stronger alcopops make it to the shelves of supermarkets, and small artisanal producers are allowed to sell stronger beverages direct to customers from their breweries or production facilities

swedshits tattling on the basefinns cause they dont want their alcohol distribution monopoly undermined

Sad!

>>75017505
did you even read that? It's about Alko losing a but of grip on their monopoly. That's why Swedish Alko is "worried".

Laughing SO HARD at the Flyers. lads

>>75017519
As we can see clearly in this post. Finns can't control themselves. They need help for that reason, for their own best

>>75017540
Yes. And as I said. If Alko looses control, we might have to step in.

>>75017555
wew

And I thought Finnish nanny state mentality was bad.

But Swedes found a way to be even more idiotic when it comes to alcohol.

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>>75017555

>>75017574
We were forced to, after we had let in so many finns into our country a couple of decades ago

>>75017588
Those hats need to go too

>>75017548
>10 game win streak
>miss playoffs
Can anybody tell me when this has happened before?

>>75017548
That's not the Wild, m8.

>>75017469
Le self-interest masquerading as concern face.

Time to privatize the liqour monopoly tbqh.

>>75017632
>as the bomb goes off in Malmö

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>>75017548
couldn't happen to more deserving people

>>75017444
Hammer is a qt

>eliminated from playoff contention by the coyotes
embarrassing franchise

>>75017666
But not a model

>>75017702
>kongs

>>75017659
Why are filthy fans so uncivilized? No other fanbase acts like this

>>75017744
the >kongs have won only 1 playoff game since their last stanley cup

>>75017772
relocation when

>>75017780
They'll get relocated to Quebec and the less embarrassing southern california team will get renamed the Los Angeles Ducks of Anaheim

>>75017790
Will >shorks relocate if they don't get the cup while Jumbo and Pat are still active?

>>75017804
They should already be in Seattle, dunno why they put a team in San Jose, none of their 'fans' even live there since it's essentially a non-city and only a place where California officials shield illegal aliens from federal law

>>75017804
>Jumbo
>still active
kek

>>75017804
>>75017790
>>75017780
O M A H A

>>75017804
the sharks are an O6 team and based their entirety out of san jose.

bettman will always have their interests at heart and never let their community down

Let's decide the final NHL team

1-2 Seattle
3-4 Quebec
5-6 Alaska
7-8 Iowa
9-0 Portland

>>75017920
no

it will be Tornio IHC

>>75017920
Seattle dubs

>>75017920
OMAHA

>>75017920
Seattle

>>75017920
gaybec redemption

>>75017393
>Dennis Rasmussen
>Oscar Sundqvist
>Nicklas Grossmann
>Melker Karlsson
>Hampus Lindholm
>Alex Steen

Then there's Mikael Backlund, Magnus Pääjärvi and Mika Zibanejad but they are part finns so...

>>75017944
Digits confirm Omaha

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>you'll never find love

>>75018027
sux to be u

>>75018001
kys

>>75017393
Sundin

>>75018027
I love you norge

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Laughing SO HARD at my life right now

>>75018070
what are the reasons to oilers current success?

>>75018104
literally all mcgaykid

>>75018104
literally all pulju

>>75018104
>>75018115
>>75018125

literally all me

>>75018027
is that frog crying or drooling?

>>75018115
Can confirm, I injured McMeme for the season in my NHL 17 franchise and the oilels are dead last

>>75018104
literally swedish defence

>>75018068

I.. I love you

>>75018156
>tfw you found love after all

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>Need influx of talent, good young goaltending, and goal-scoring
>Outside of Shattenkirk, every major FA is 35 or older
>Franchise doesn't want to make big trades/signings after the Semin deal blew up in their face

It's going to be the same inconsistent roster next year, isn't it?

Fuck off Gregory

>>75018194
Relocation when?

>>75018203
Delete this

>>75018203
This, South Carolina next

>>75018194
AHO
H
O

>>75018211
Nah new orleans or quebec city
>the new orleans hurricanes
Kek

>>75018194
Quebec will redeem the 'canes

>>75018104
Talbot, McDavid, Klefbom, Larsson, Draisaitl, Maroon in that order

>>75018221
Cheeky

look at that fucking monkey haha

>>75018211
Buttman detected

>>75018194
Aren't Gauthier and Saarela torching the minors? You guys have 10 or so picks, just trade for a goalie and promote your prospects. It worked for Aho

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Look at this monkey

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>>75018279
Look at this monkey

>>75018279
thats a rat

>>75018298
thats a rat

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>>75018298
Look at this monkey

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>>75018320
Look at this monkey

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I am fucking sick and tired of people calling Laine a bust. He has scored more points than that faggot Matthews. He is also doing it against MEN not some limp wristed soft poofters in the Atlantic. I cannot wait for Matthews to crumb under the retarded toxic shitronto media while Laine is perfectly content to play vidya and bang his long time GF. So next time you think to call Laine a bust just know I have an army of Finns that will track you down and make your life a living hell.

>>75018338
Looks like Bonaquajarvi