/mlb/ general - JUST Edition

Cubs will lose 100 games
Yankees will lose 98
Rays will win the division.

ottoman empire

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dubs decides the texas rangers signature moment this season

>>75014073
i'm gonna go with one strike away part 3

>>75014073
Deshields has two inside the park homers against the sox >>75014073

>>75014077
top kek

but in the ALDS obviously, they aren't getting to the Eries

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First for opening day win against the faggot tehran

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Injuns senpaitachi

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tfw Tanaka-san dishonored his family

>>75014090
I think they'll make it, but only if the AL is a joke this year. Either memeland or Houston could compete, and Houston is most likely winning the division. It could be a very weird postseason, or we see the Cubs get fucked

>>75014103
Are the very bottom in attendance. Even lower than the Whos.

>yankees and giants on pace for 162 losses

k e k
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>>75014111
How many kisses are you on, pisslester?

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>Tfw bullpen still blows =(

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>get to watch mest lose and phils win back-to-back tomorrow

feels good man

>>75014118
tfw ahead of the stankees without even playing

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threadly reminder

>>75014131
I just can't take the Phils seriously. You are the least threatening team I have ever seen.

Lmao you don't act like a girl lol no one is going on a date lol I don't think she can do that much but you guys still have a good reason to think that. The Cubs have been to win this season with their fans of their own season with a postseason streak for their fans to play on a Tuesday afternoon and a half hour before they were able at once or something to be on their way back from a playoff streak lmao. I've sobered up but I'm still fucking drink lmao. Go Cubs go

>>75014147
Even when they were good they were only good at stopping other teams from scoring

>>75014150
Did you get some "free" drinks again?>

>>75014111
Only reason people were happy when the cubs won is because you have to clap for the retard.

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>>75014147
wouldn't expect you to take a rebuilding team 'seriously'. All i'm hoping for is .500 ball, nola to not be injured, and for herrera to be a gold glove contender desu

>>75014132
Who you root for Brit bong?

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>he's mobile posting from a bedroom in boystown

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>>75014131
>their best hitter is michael saunders

KEK

>>75014178
>Nola isn't hurt

Dubs and nola gets TJS

>>75014180
O's

I randomly bandwagoned the Ravens because they smashed people on D and picked the baseball team from the same city

>>75014196
They won a Series more recently than your shit team has.

>>75014196
no it's maikel "25 HRs and 300 Ks" franco

>>75014209
Does that somehow make the 2017 Phillies not garbage?

>>75014209
They beat the rays. That's not even that good of an accomplishment minus the WS

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>>75014196
>his manager put familia in to """close""" a 0-0 game

>>75014223
>You may only use your closer when you have the lead
t. Buck Showalter

>>75014208
Well then, enjoy trumbo and machado.

I got the Mets to worry about tommorow. Hopefully Noah can hold runners and actually have a offense back him up against tehran

>>75014231
Playing Ubaldo was the best possible decision they could make.

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Injuns твн

>>75014219
Beating the dodgers was way more impressive. We had a great run, should have had a back-to-back with Utley going absolutely bonkers. Too bad a-roid and 300 million dollar pay-rolls got in the way.

>>75014250
ew are u speaking brazilian?

>>75014265
Дa

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>>75014250
odlično

>>75014261
Mets got to beat the dodgers and swept the Cubs without even giving them a lead to their World Series appearance. I'm content with them not winning because they simply relied too much on Murphy hitting the ball out. Also not having a catcher really hurt then in the long run

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>>75014233
braves only have a couple of fast guys, and their bullpen is not so good. if we can knock teheran out early i'm not too worried

>>75014231
Nah, familia had been shaky in that kind of situation all year. As someone who watched a lot of mets games, you could feel like clenched butts from everyone of their fans

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>tfw best Opening Day win % of all time

a-at least we have that

>>75014291
Still, inciarte and Swanson could fuck us up.

I bet tommorow is going to be a home run mania episode

>RISP

>>75014293
This. I prefer reed over familia anyway, and montero having a good spring training makes me a bit less paranoid towards the bullpen this year

>>75014322
i'd be fine with that. thor had the lower HR% of any qualified pitcher in baseball last year, so i'm confident we can outslug them.

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>>75014196
lel

>>75014342
I just hope that conforts and cespedes do really good this season. Plus gsellman doing good shit

Real talk I always wanted to fight Mr. Met. I think I can fuck him up.

Who will finish with a better record this season, the Cubs or the Padres?

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>>75014354
cespedes will be great, he always is. i think conforto is primed to break out but he needs playing time, which might be an issue
>>75014359
try it, see what happens.

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Hey guys I just thought of this haha

Whosé

haha classic haha xD

>>75014207
https://thatballsouttahere.com/2017/04/01/phillies-aaron-nola-miss-season-tommy-john-surgery/

I legit almost had a meltdown yesterday but then i realized it was le epic prank day

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>>75014359
Nah. Square up against this idiot

>>75014374
Good post.

>>75014374
Whose Alpoove.

>>75014371
Padres

>>75014372
Well, let's hope cespedes doesn't run into the stands and hurts his leg

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>>75014359
>filename related

Is mo'Lester having a stroke or is he a malfunctioning AI?

>>75014386
Fuck that Napierville or Evanston faggot.

>this city of CHIcongo

L M A O

>cusb bullpen

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>>75014359
Mr. Met's actually a cuck and let's the Phanatic fuck his wife. He'd probably enjoy getting beat up desu.

Epstein won't be able to buy another title, you CAN NOT fool the baseball gods

216 year curse incoming, you heard it HERE first

>>75014425
I laughed at this harder than I should have.

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>>75014390
kek he's just got too much heart

>>75014425
i-is there Mrs. Met porn?

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>>75014374
Whosé Quiéntana

dubs and the padres finish with a better record than the phillies

>>75014452
dubs and the phils finish with a better record than the Mest, whose entire rotation goes down one month at a time

>>75014452
Padres will unironically win 107 games this season but lose the WS in 7 games.

>>75014462
kek

you're a sad little man

>opening day
>fucking nobody behind home plate in cubs/cardinals crowd

>>75014462
Are you the trip that said Hellickson is an ace?

>>75014471
because they have no fans

>>75014284
>croatian in my baseball forum

koj kurac

>>75014472
I never said that, I said he has the potential to be the most valuable asset at the deadline

If Tard can close this out it will rank in the top of opening days

Last two digits of this post will be how many wins the Yankees finish with.

Resd will win the Comedy Central.

>>75014499
seems unlikely

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baseball f*rick yes !!

>>75014499
You could have used those dubs for meme magic, instead you have a hopeless optimistic prediction that even the most diehard fans can't believe in.

>>75014499
last two digits of this post are how many surgeries tanaka needs to have

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>>75014482
Ne, slovenski DEŠU, ampak ena Hrvat v redu tudi

>>75014488

>stankees lost
>cubs lost
>greinke continues to be exposed as mediocre

feels good man, great opening day

>"saint" louis
what a disaster

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>>75014529
>All-Ohio Eries

Prosim, hvala

>>75014575
>neither of these players are still on those teams

sasuga

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LETS GET THIS STARTED

>ST LOUIS

>the city of east asia

this can't be a coincidence

>>75014575
wew lad

>>75014604
Yeah but still bretty funny

>the shitty of korea

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>Methinals

hahah tardinals

LGTSS

>Mecan'tcon
>Oh shit

LMAO

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>high profile closers blowing leads left and right

i'm very worried about tomorrow now

>>75014699
Be afraid. Go Barfs.

Are Asian pitchers a meme?

>>75014713
Asian closers are definitely a meme, and not a good one at that.

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1 week away from the rapening.

>>75014713
Chen is solidly mediocre and Koji used to be good

>>75014722
>lillies fan already in the throes of delusion
how'd this workout for you last season?

>>75014722
thanks for letting us meme into the playoffs last year

>>75014073
lose the wild card in the bottom of tenth by balking a runner on third home

>>75014736
We are better because we are better. Therefore we are better because we are better. You're not better because were better, better than you.

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>>75014736
how's this for a memory
>10-0, top of the 4th inning

>>75014528
jebote mislio sam da su naši jezici bliži, uopće ne razumijem zadnju polovicu

>Name is Kotten
amazing desu

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>>75014771
>post delusional shit about the phillies stopping the mets from making the WC
>lose 5 of 7 against the mets down the stretch
>unironically celebrate winning your final game after the mets clinched against you

never change, philthy

>>75014744
Atlanta tried their best to stop you, sorry our rotation was cut in half and we were sending half the farm out there in september just to get experience.

Should have won at least 3-4 more than we did, bullpen fucked us over hard.

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>cubes

>PILATES

>THE CITY OF CHICONGO

WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?

What's stopping a hitter from ignoring the new IBB rules and just standing in for his AB?

Also

>CUBES

ON PACE FOR 0-162

LMAO

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>>75014771
The Phillies are literally the main reason why the Mets got into the wild card game last year
The entire Mets roster was on the DL/limping, yet the sole obstacle was defeating a AAA team a few times. Thanks bro. You did us a solid.

>homo'Lester
How many guys will he kiss tonight to try and get drunk enough to forget this?

Cubs are a fucking embarrassment lol.

One title and they forget who owns you year in and year out. Even last year we were positive against you at Wrigley

>be the cubs
>haven't won a game all season

Great opening day all around

>>75014845
THREEEEEEEEEEE

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>every team i hate lost

Might as well wrap it up, season won't get any better than today

Gonna be a sad night down at the ol boys town

>cusb

Back to the trash bin

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>>75014843
Any time but come on, was it really worth it just to get memed on by this guy in front of all your fans?

Great game tho as a neutral..

You may only reply to this post if your team has not lost

Not so fast you tripfags

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Mariners!

>>75014866
I don't hate the Giants but I did want the dbacks to win

So yeah perfect day

Why did all the small market teams lose today?

>>75014872
My team will go 162-0.

>>75014866
>When every team you hate loses but then your team plays tomorrow and you'll be reminded of their glaring flaws that will keep them from even getting to the playoffs

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Who /suffering/ here?

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>>75014872

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>boreball BTFO again

>>75014877
karma for being in weaker cities

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>>75014871
the wildcard was amazing, regardless of who won. it was probably a top 3 pitching duel in the playoffs

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BEST
OPENING
DAY

>>75014840
what do you mean? it would be the same thing as if a batter just stood at the plate after the pitcher threw 4 balls

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>>75014775
Jaz sem angleško in ne govorim slovenski še, ampak učim. Had to use gtranslate for your post desu lad.

Na zdravje, senpai!

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*walks you off

ITT: we make predictions based off of today

>home teams win every game for the whole season
>cubes go 0-162
>fernando rodney gets 162 wins
>madison buttpirate hits 324 home runs

>>75014895
I mean from how it just went tonight now the Ump just tells you to go to first when they signal the IBB

What's from stopping the guy from saying 'no' when he does and taking a normal AB

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>>75014887
>*blocks your path

>>75014900
Rays and Dbacks will play in the World Series.

>>75014903
Eww, DisAstros. Good thing I am a fan of a much better team, the Chicago White Sox.

>>75014902
>What's from stopping the guy from saying 'no' when he does and taking a normal AB

Being an autistic male.

ESPN just predicted the Dodgers winning it all.

How does this make you feel, faggots?

>>75014902
umpires call him out then throw him out of the game if he just decides to be an autist

>>75014906
rip ratings

>>75014902
the at bat is over, he has no choice

>>75014912
Pretty amused because ESPN has never been right.

>>75014902
What's to stop a guy from staying on base if he gets called out?

>the AIDs infested shanty town of boys town

>>75014912
Fuck them, that means the doyers are gonna choke again

Cubs will suck again. Give me a good team to root for now.

>>75014912
Didn't they say the same last year? I wonder what they said after the choking.

>>75014940
Red sux

>>75014939
flag checks out

>>75014939
It could all be avoided if you do this one thing: get rid of Kershaw. Trade him or release him, but get rid of him and you will no longer choke.

I'm excited to see the big red down arrow

>>75014944
just bench him in October.

one win and cardinals fans acting smug again lol.

>>75014951
>cardinals fans
>on /mlb/

>>75014951
One loss and Cubs fans are nowhere to be found lol.

>>75014896
then you're probably learning the politically-influenced official slovenian language, which almost certainly has some obscure words and expressions from some random region thrown in and canonized to differentiate it more from croatian and serbian (though slovenian is already much more different to either of those than they are from each other, while still almost being just a dialect). it probably doesn't matter though because any kind you learn would be different from what is spoken colloquially from region to region

cool shit though, how'd you decide to learn? samo napred kohai

Real baseball starts tomorrow

>gay lifelong cubs fans since 2016 start killing themselves all over the world

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>>75014939

Doyers BTFO

>>75014969
Now all we need is for the Doyers fans to do the same and everything will be okay.

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>>75014964

Is Tanaka on sudoku watch?

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>>75014977
nice digits

>>75014997
Shouldn't that say "SNY" since Hernandez doesn't do broadcasting for YES?

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>>75014912
SI predictions > E!SjwPN predictions

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>>75014977
>>75014997
>tfw GKR tomorrow

>>75014996
has to be. it was his worst game of his career in the US

Glad to finally listen to baseball predictions on the radio, was tiring of hearing about which restaurant carson wentz was eating at this week.

>>75015013
Did anyone say the Phils are going to the next four World Series and are going to win 3 of them?

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>>75015008
>tfw no more qt Alexa infomercials

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>tfw have Oh on fantasy too

>>75015038
You poor bastard. I have Betances as my closer because I purposefully want to lose.

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>>75015038
bird battle tomorrow bro, good way to start the season by slaughtering some stupidly smug birds

>>75015047
Speaking of birds, how good/bad are the Jasy going to be this season?

Holy fuck. I seriously can't believe it. The cardinals. Of all fucking teams it was the cardinals. I can't fucking deal with this right now. I've waited over 6 months to see MY Cubs play again. I didn't wait to see them lose. I just sobered up, but I'm going out for another drink. Fuck. I might not wake up tomorrow.

>another "drink"

oh boy have fun

>>75015060
Don't kiss any guys on your way out lol. You might just get hanged in St Louis for that.

>>75015060
>but I'm going out for another drink
You have an insatiable lust huh

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>Duda still on the team
>D'Arnaud still on the team
>Bruce still on the team
>Conforto, Rivera and Flores starting the season on the bench

Great way to start the season

>>75015053
82 wins ceiling

and thats if osuna is healthy all season and doesnt go on a long DL stint

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>>75014519
>f*rick

>>75015087
duda is good. who do you want to start at first, jay bruce?

>flores
enough of this meme

>>75015088
So bye bye to playoffs?

>mfw the Milwaukee Brewers long fucking nothing season starts tomorrow

>>75015099
At least you don't have to deal with Familia anymore.

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>>75015053
hard to tell honestly, could go either way. nobody thinks the rotation will repeat and they probably have good reason to. FO hardly went all in to actually win this year so the lineup isn't exactly fleshed out but it's not a whole lot worse either even though losing EE like that was a big juicy JUST. bullpen is marginally better. getting 90+ wins might take a decent amount of luck but I think the rotation will be solid as fuck, we got 89 last year with the whole lineup going anemic as FUCK for big parts of the season

honestly it's exciting as fuck to see how it will go. all memes aside I think pearce will turn up in a big way as long as he's not fucking made of paper mache and makes it through the season

how about those reds

>>75015105
I like the Brewers because you can always count on them to disappoint every single year. At least the games are comfy.

>>75015088
kill yourself faggot

>>75015118
White Sox actually run the city because Jerry Reinsdorf is one of Chicago's most powerful people.

>>75015060
Must be hard losing on Opening Day. I remember the very first time I got to see it as a kid. Some day you'll see losing as a part of baseball, you can't win them all!

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>>75015107
for 15 games at least. i'd be fine with reed taking over as closer for good tho, maybe he'll impress terry enough to do something smart for once

>>75015100
unless boston has a shit season pretty much

just looking forward to tellez getting a callup and guys like dermody, barnes and mayza making the bullpen and we can stop scraping the bottom of the barrel every fucking year

>>75015130
Especially if you're a Cubs fan. Those guys have it rough, not unlike my White Sox.

>>75014976
Hey,fuck you

>>75015118
For the first time in 108 years and less than a year before you became a baseball fan.

>>75015145
Love you too buddy, go Dodgers.

>>75015123
do you know anything about baseball you fucking cunt 89 wins last year with guys like benoit, grilli, biagini having great seasons, not having any starters go on DL stints or missing starts and happ, estrada and sanchez having amazing seasons and thats with edwin having a 42 homerun year

we have tons of areas for regression

>>75015088
That would be awesome. I can live without you faggots shitting up the general.

>>75015119
>the ''''''''''''''''pitching'''''''''''''''''

This is why I hate the Brewers. They're not even meme loveable bad. They're just fucking nothing 70 win seasons bad because they always have awful pitching but decent bats.

A-at least A-Aguilar looks good.

>>75015162
we're still going to shit up the general though, stop pretending we disappear when we've been here all offseason you bitchboy

>>75015153
I've been a Cubs fan for at least 40 years now

>>75015163
I'm sure you can always remember the good old day like when the Brewers...uh never mind. Sorry dude.

>>75015171
40 years in ant years, so like 3 months.

>>75015186
Lmao I'm done with this shit. I'll see you fags at the bar. Time to forget this shitty ass weekend.

>>75015170
Then you'll be laughed at because your team will be shit and no one here likes you faggots.

>>75015196
To do what, hop along with your gay for pay antics when you're desperate to get drunk?

>>75015171
You literally have started following baseball since October 14, 2016.

>>75015157
why are you so fucking mad lol, upset that the team might do good and ruin your narrative of crap and decline? yeah we have areas for regression like literally any team and we have room for the lineup not sucking major ass to the point where we had to have our rotation earn the majority of wins

holy fuck this guy's already getting to his crying before we even played our first fucking game. guaranteed it's the same depressed retard as last year that would literally wait for the team to lose the lead to start posting about how they were first going to be out of contentionby the ASB, then 8 GB by the trade deadline, then get swept by every division opponent, then swept in the last two series to miss the playoffs, all while the team was doing pic related

please

fucking

kill

yourself you worthless, miserable piece of trash

>>75015171
>40 years

What the fuck are you doing on 4chan that you failed so hard in life?

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>>75015208

>>75015208
are you mentally ill?

>Fagcago
>Chokecago
>Shitcago
>Flukecago
>literally couldn't beat the Windians in ST
>literally can't win a game that matters in 2017
EXPOSED. AS. FUCK.

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>>75015038
>mfw Nunez and Kiermaier

>>75015176
The 2011 season with Nyjer Morgan and Greinke when they made the NLCS was a damn memorable year.

>>75014160
The levels those players were playing at during 2006-2010 they were leading or close to the top in all team stats offensively. They had two MVPs in that span.

Hey Pissboi!! Where you at?


http://lmgtfy.com/?t=i&q=mlb+professional+choker


... scroll down a bit

>>75015222
probably but evidently not enough to not be mirin those trips

Is there a place I can watch full past games?

>>75014912
ESJW doesn't cover sports, you might as well pull predictions from a hat

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>>75014178
Better off knowing Nola will be injured and hope for 35+ HR for Franco.

>>75015253
JKING SPORTS on youtube

... was a good one. Haven't visited in months, though.

>>75015258
>people still this mad that a /pol/ psychopath got fired
kek

>>75015253
mlb.tv subscription gives you full access to their archives, I think they have literally all games going back to like, 2011 or some shit

>>75015268
shit does it really? i've had mlb.tv for 2 years and i didn't know that

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>>75015237
Yup.

Someone in the gamethread suggested it and another capped it.

>>75015262
Thank you very much.

>>75015268
Fuck those kikes and their blackout bullshit. If I'm gonna pay to watch on their site I want ALL games.

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>>75015272
ya man

kept me alive in the off-season watching random jays games from the past without knowing the final score

>>75015268
>>75015272
Select games are posted on:

https://www.youtube.com/user/MLB/channels

>>75015279
it's horseshit but I think there are some really easy workarounds like browser extensions that let you watch any game

>>75015176
There was that time they had a couple playoff runs and a few years of mediocrity in between, and their fans thought they were the Red Sox of the midwest.

Do you guys remember when Brewers fans and literally nobody else thought Nyjer Morgan was good at baseball? That was fun.

>>75015279
please stop being anti-semitic thanks :)

>>75015292
pretty much this. just download a chrome vpn and select somewhere other than the blacked out region

>>75015285
>francisco

delete this

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>>75015292
Is it really worth $120 a year though? That's a bit ridiculous.

>>75015302
Sorry guy

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>>75015313
>based muni has a ring now

literally the only good thing to come out of a cusb WS win

>>75015301
Wat. Do you mean ONLY Brewers fans? Morgan was pretty good that year. He hit .304.

>>75015325
you can't pay 10 dollars a month to watch literally every MLB game this season and since 2011? are you sure you're not the jew, you fucking kike?

>>75015325
please stop being anti-semitic thanks :)

>>75015325
I bought it when it was super cheap, it goes down significantly in price at moments during the season

120 does seem like a fuckload but hey man, literally every game, at bat premium, archives, amazing quality streams, it's a pretty damn good product. mlb has its shit together in online media

>>75015196
THREEEEEEE

>>75015325
there will inevitably be sales and deals for it

>>75015325
For certain people in certain situations it is. Like if you live outside your favorite team's market or really like baseball. It's all out of market games you want in HD on demand.

>>75015326
>Munenori has a ring and Ichiro doesn't

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>>75014977
nice
impressive

>>75015358
ichiro will literally play until he drops fucking dead at the plate one day, he'll get his ring

>>75015375
Ichiro will not reach 50 in the majors. He could almost certainly make it to 50 if he finishes his pro career out in Japan but I really don't think he's got more than 2 more tops in the majors.

Feeling the way he does about not playing, he should just become a coach or manager. Anyone would take him as a hitting coach.

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Didn't expect such an uproarious opening weekend

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>>75015390
>ichiro will never be your hitting-sensei

oh god I didn't need this feel

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jints desu

>>75015445
Will lose 93 games and not make the playoffs as it is an odd year.

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>yfw an NL team misses the playoffs with 90 wins but an AL team gets in with 84

>the only Opening Day no-hitter is not MLB Network's #1 Opening Day moment
>Hank Aaron becoming the home run king is not MLB Network's #1 Opening Day moment
I don't think this semen slurping channel is for me

>>75015469
>>Hank Aaron becoming the home run king is not MLB Network's #1 Opening Day moment
do they consider home openers opening day?

>three off days within the first 10 days of the season
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

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>>75015493
>those August days where they play 29 of the 31 days

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>playing The Show
>trying to get that 99 Wright
>playing at Citi Field
>the retired numbers not along the Party City Deck thing
>at the very top left of the stadium hanging with the lights

this isn't for real right?

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>>75014038
TANAKA EXPOSED AS FUCK

DARVISH AND MAEDA CONFIRMED MOST HONORABLE

TANAKA COMMITTING SODOKU WHEN?

>>75015547
Darvish sucks too. Ichiro is the only honorabru nip baseball player.

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>>75015535
They moved them up there when they retired Piazza's for some reason.

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>>75015559
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75015556
until otani comes over with his glorious japanese dick

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>>75015547
I'm sorry.

the Honorable pitcher club is only available to Japanese pitchers who have thrown a no-hitter.

I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

>>75015535
Why are mets fans so autistic about all the little things?

Why did they name their meme pitcher "Batman" before he actually did anything good?

At least they have good starting pitching until they all get hurt again

>>75015556
>Darvish sucks

>>75015547
>mfw Darvish comes into my workplace with his family every now and then
Pretty cool desu

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>>75015578
>implying Maeda isn't the second coming of Nomo

He will throw a no-no this season and enter the werry werry honorable pitcher club

Cap this post.

>>75015196
Of course you will see fags at the bar. That's where you pick up your latest boy toy.

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>>75015196

>>75015547
>darvish
>honorable
Ho ho, top raff

>>75015614
Mister Lister the mo'Lester Fister

>>75015614
legit af tbqh

I could induce a ground ball from every single person in this thread

>>75015633

m8 i would take you second fucking deck

>>75015633
I induced your mom to ground my balls before she hooked my nipples up to the 9 volts

>>75015633
but could you induce a round ball?

>>75015637
Yeah, on a foul ball, before hitting a weak dribbler to 3rd LOL

>>75015638
I induced your mom into labor
That's right, I'm both your doctor and your father
Get WRECKED

>>75015640
I'm gonna hit you in the balls if you're not careful,

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>>75015633
>implying I wouldn't crowd the plate to get HBP and an easy walk

gg scrub

>>75015655

*works you to a walk*

>>75015656
>implying that wasn't my plan all along just so I can prey on the next batter's ego and induce a 5-4-3 in the next at bat

>>75015659
See above

I can't believe Mike Moustakas already leads the league in home runs

>>75015633
Jokes on you, I'd strikeout

>>75015671
>75015671
>71
>7-1

>>75015663

i'm gonna inflate your ERA like a new pair of tits on a baseball wife

> Odubel Herrera @ Cin
> Keon Broxton vs Col

Pick one for fantasy /mlb/

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>>75015671

> 7-1

>>75015671
You son of a gun!

>>75015676
The only thing you'll inflate is my ground ball percentage, bud

Who /BeatTheStreak/ here?

>>75015680
Odubel Herrera

He is the Odubelist player

>>75015705
Thanks, also does anyone know a good fantasy site that shows weekly and daily rankings that isn't stuck behind a paywall?

>>75015733
not even kidding, MLB the show's "Inside Edge"

Okay, so Yanks are cooked.
Dubs and Indians win it all, trips and another AL team wins it

>>75015736
Still a paywall, I own a xbone. So that won't work.

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>SF:Mark Melancon blows save in Giants debut
yeah, I'm shocked at that outcome.

>>75015733
razzball

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>when you start BTFO the home team, the crowd slowly diminishes

WHY IS THE SHOW SO GOAT

>>75015738
bravo

>>75015777
checked
Thanks, this is the kind of info I was looking for