Cubs @ Cardinals Gamethread #2

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This is the year

mo'Lester tried to rape me!

shit teams shit fans

when are we going to get an o's jays classic

I hate ESPN so fucking much

Let's go doyers

>>75011645
kek

>>75013428
Call the police and ask them to help you find your bomb that you use as a landmark to get home

>>75013428
I hope you get hit by a bus you lush.

tfw no cub fan bf to dom subby me

>Cubs haven't done shit all game
>announcers can't stop gushing over them and gossiping over stories of the player's personal lives

fuck Espn

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First for classy softcore actresses.

>The Cubs are playing like complete shit
>It's still only 1-0
The moment the Cubs unfuck themselves, they're going to go on a tear.

>Martinez making the Cusbs look like shit

>KKKKKKKKK
>cbus
>pick twelve

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Best booth in the bigs

Schwarbsssss
>5 captcha puzzles

>>75013428
go home, you alkie whore

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first for the 'dres!!!

>>75013462
Poodres get relocated to Vegas.

I just ate a whole pizza

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>>75013428

>>75013476
what kind of diameter are we talking?

>>75013476
I just threw the whole pizza

>>75013479
5 feet 9 230 pounds

Molina has such a curious stance

>>75013480
feel better anon

are there any cubs fans here into traps? I am craving dick.

>>75013441
shitposter getting rektd by the better team

>>75013428
T H R E E

>>75013482
That's tripfag size

>>75013428
you've been roofied

>>75013492
No, I am a cards fan, but I can offer you some low quality meth

>>75013479
16 inch deep dish pie

>>75013476
Do you have any idea how many calories that is
Go throw it up before it's too late

>>75013505
only little faggot bitch boys count calories

men work that shit off at the gym you little gay boy

muh launch angle

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>>75013503
that's pretty solid tbhwyf

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Says it all really.

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>I have never played baseball, let alone in the MLB, and have next to zero experience as an analyst. Now let me lecture you on MLB during a primetime broadcast for the game of the week for no reason other than because I am a woman, and an ethnic minority

>2017
>Watching (((ESPN)))

Hungry skeleton spotted.

>>75013517
Make that 10

>Lester getting replaced by a nigger.
>Could only pitch half a game

>>75013428
Someone had a little too much fun in Boystown.

>>75013521
8/10 foreplay

>>75013521
i have seen more convincing trannys desu

>>75013521
ESPN needs to go

>>75013517
How the fuck do they calculate that fucking milenials never saw the great cobb

>>75013521
Please end your life

>>75013521
she's pretty good actually.

>>75013541
t. mexican tranny

>>75013553
>she

>>75013539
>the great cobb

is that some kind of filthy flyover corn country deity or something?

good luck mr skelly

>>75013558
Male snownigger actually

>>75013569
so uncle tom

>>75013517
A smaller sample size leads to greater variability

>>75013517
>2nd base defense
wow it's fucking nothing, players who can't cut it at short

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>>75013521
Stop shit-talking our girl Mendozy. She's actually unobtrusive as fuck and only talks when she has a specific anecdote or stat to mention

>>75013565
no it's the guy who invented the cobb salad duh you fucking ingrate

Second baseman couldn't get the ball out quick enough to turn 2

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can someone pls tell me why javier baez is hyped up so much on espn?

>>75013578
>>75013521
How are her feet though

>>75013578
>girl
And women shouldn't talk about men's sports

>>75013565
ty cobb he hit .525 career and played short and 2nd at the same time, his team had 2 catchers.

>yankees lose
>giants lose
>cubs are on their way to losing
what went right?

>>75013578
she's a woman though and merely hearing the sound of one talking fills me with such rage that i am unable to pay attention to the game

>>75013590
Please excuse my dear aunt sally

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>>75013569
Checks out perfectly then

>>75013578
This desu I don't mind her at all

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>>75013595
it's 2017, the memes have become reality

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>>75013591
Ok they are nice I like her

>putting brick behind home

>>75013609
Yes, but do you treat the
6/2(3) as saying that the (3) is a parenthesis and multiply first, or do you go left to right and divide then multiply?

>cubs saved by a meme bounce

>>75013607
THIS STOP RUING MY OLD WHITE MANS SPORT THIS IS TRUMPS COUNTRY

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>>75013553
>zero practical experience or technical analysis
>good
>takes the job of a legend in Curt Schilling who did nothing but call out mudslimes in a single tweet, which violated the cuck contract of (((ESPN)))

>>75013590
1

>>75013611
I live in a rich, fairly conservative suburb of Chicago

No one here slurps semen except the kids who have no power

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>>75013591
She has nice toes desu

why does molina look like he has been crying?

>A good hitter
>Hit .237 last season

Wow so this is the National league huh?

>baseball version of a hole in one is the ball fortunately bouncing back on a wild pitch

>not an unassisted triple play or perfect game or no hitter

who is this faggot that keeps chiming in?

>>75013590
It's 9, kiddies

>>75013641
>Not using common core and finding the correct answer to be 6

>>75013657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qguzb86ompk

>>75013647
Agreed

>>75013643
Naperville yuppie detected.

>>75013590
9

>>75013498
it's the current year

>>75013590
Nein

>>75013607
You sound sexually frustrated

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>>75013521

>>75013565
>doesnt know who the great cobb is

>>75013657
>>not an unassisted triple play or perfect game or no hitter
a hole in one is easier and more common than those things

>>75013670
Kek fuck no I live 30 minutes north from naperville

>>75013590
9

and he's hyped up everywhere, they can't stop talking about him on MLB network also. pretty sure Vasgersian is actually in love with him

>>75013643
>Chicagoland Area baby who thinks he lives in Chicago

>>75013659
>>75013671
>>75013675
>>75013689
>PEMDAS
it's 1

DUBS PLAY

Who is this emaciated sea pirate?

>>75013690
>suburb of Chicago
>hurr he said he lives in chicago
Are you fucking retarded?

>Pitchers batting
Absolute meme league

>>75013633
left to right is not a thing in mathematics so why would that even be a consideration?

>>75013590
1 you common core morrons

>>75013697
He is the captain now.

>pitchers are always fist pumping and shit when they get out of jams
>batters can't flip a bat or they'll get thrown at

why are pitchers such fucking bitches?

>>75013694
MD are a single group you tard

>>75013694
Pretending to be retarded ain't cool anymore

>GIDP

>>75013700
little gated community baby mad?

>>75013701
forget it jake, its NL town

Thank you based skelly jr.

>>75013708
If they care that much then they'd just hit the ball at the pitcher :^)

>>75013716
Holy shit lmao

>>75013701
but ohtani

>>75013712
then how do you know which one to do first, einstein?

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>>75013704
>>75013694

>>75013737
you didn't enter the equation as it was presented

>>75013449
>Schwarber is SO QUIRKY though!
>You LITERALLY cannot dislike this CRAZY team of totally lovable CHARACTERS!

>>75013733
left to right

>>75013678
That's why I post on 4chan

I'm not sure if there's a single chicago cub that i don't want to see get hit with a fastball

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>>75013744

>>75013458
You just KNOW that they both
>hit below the Mendoza line

>>75013744
Still comes out as 9, I just checked as well.

>>75013590
it's 1

Reminder that Anthony Rizzo twerked like a nigger monkey.
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BOX YOU FUCKING BITCH

>umpire scouting report is that he has a small zone for leftys
>consistently calling the low and outside strike

>crowd the plate
>complain about outside strike calls

>>75013751
Fair enough

>>75013758
I just checked and it is 1. What do we do?

>>75013761
>>75013744
>>75013733
>>75013694
>>75013641
t. gonzales

>Dodgers listed before cardinals even though they were a higher percentage
Fake news

>ball literally on the line for the line of the opposite batter's box
>strikeout

human umps were a mistake

>>75013703
Yes it is. Division is the same as multiplication by the reciprocal of what one is dividing by and order doesn't matter in multiplication. However, if one has division explicitly then one should move from left to right. If one has 2/3*6, one has 4, no?

whoa boobies

Now I am suddenly angered

>>75013744
What do you think #(#) means?

lel dodgers are trash i hope they choke against the cubs again in the NLCS

>Will the Cubs win the world series again
>No
>No
lmao

>All these Doyers bandwagoners even though Kershaw is literally the only pitcher who hasn't broken down over the course of the season

Muh depth

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>i have the red sox

>her shirt isn't even buttoned up
get this slut out of the booth

WHEN YOU ARE DIVIDING WRITE IT AS A FRACTION SO THERE IS NO CONFUSION

>>75013783
>If one has 2/3*6, one has 4, no?
no

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>>75013784
Why do boobies make you angry?

>shitward

>just remembered cecil is on the cards now

fuck, the cubs are gonna win

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>doyers

>>75013808
yes you do

>Buster Olney being the only one in the booth who knows anything
what a surprise

I think it's time we blow this scene. Get everybody and the stuff together. Ok. 3. 2. 1. Let's jam.

>>75013810
grrr I dunno but I just want to write legislation that prevents basic feminine healthcare services now

>>75013746
you need to get laid you fucking dork

GIVE THE CUBBIES YOUR ENERGY

>jason heyward makes more money in a year than you will in a lifetime to be fucking trash

Really makes the synapses gain potential.

>>75013813
this made me mad and im not even a dodgers fan

>>75013819
You have to go back

>>75013746

when was the last time you got laid, you fucking dork

>>75013813
>that fucking throw to home

Can someone pls tell wtf even is a cub?

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lol oh Buster

>>75013824
\o/

>>75013824
Fuck you

>>75013824
sorry all my energy is being channeled into ejected these taco induced gasses from my anus

>>75013840
The closed caption guy is one of us.

>>75013824
nah m8 you need to go outback

>>75013840
kek

The cubs C without the cute cub in it is a boring logo

>>75013840
Is Buster /ourguy/?

>>75013839
a cub is a baby animal, you knob. in this case it's a baby bear

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>The Cubs batting and pitching have been a dumpers fire for the entire game
>Even with all the runners in scoring position, with 0 or 1 out only, the Cardinals have only managed to net ONLY ONE RUN.
All the Cubs need is one shitty reliever in the 9th and they've won this game.

>>75013839
A baby bear you fucking retard.

>>75013840
need to show the score n this image is 10/10

>>75013839

it's a young, husky, and vital gay male who seeks out relations with older, smaller-built men

>>75013840
Absolutely wonderful

>Female "Marine"
>Getting Blacked
Everything about that comercial is what is wrong with the world today

>widescreen cusb reliever

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>>75013855
>cute cub
waxing his pole

>>75013868
And makes out with them and gives them free drinks.

>>75013858
So they are the Chicago baby animals???

>>75013879
But HE'S the one taking advantage of them right?

>>75013879
tell me more

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>>75013876
i prefer the pure cub my friend

>blaming signs
oh my fuck

>>75013876
Ha ha clever you cut out the rest of the image to make the bar look more like a penis you're so clever anon

>>75013868
A cub's top is usually a big hairy leather man.

>>75013871
There is nothing wrong with interracial relationships.

>>75013840
Are you deaf why would u watch with cc on

tell me when the female leaves
I have the stream muted for now

>>75013891
Is that a jizz stain on its ass?

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>>75013888
Exactly. Making out with guys in the exchange for free beer is not gay. These are of course conditions that some people deem fair.

>>75013889
see pic

>>75013906
>tell me when the female leaves
the day after the wedding

Is a cardinal a real bird or is it one of those fictional animal mascots like a roadrunner?

>>75013913
>Not
>The day after the pregnancy test comes back positive
Missed opportunity friend

>big strong Yanks lost
>big strong Jints lost
>big strong Cusb losing
Is this real life? Is this just fantasy?

>that tarasenko jersey

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>>75013907
n-no
It's mayonnaise or something from a picnic the cheeky fellow got into while strolling around a forest

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>>75013909

> conditions that some people deem fair

>blackout restrictions still apply to mlb.tv

Fuck yourself Manfred.

>>75013824
'no'

>>75013922
that's when the male leaves, dingus

>>75013921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84ARxFe7u3I

>>75013909
who is this molester guy, don't recall seeing him last year

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>>75013921

>what's a cub
>what's a cardinal

baka

>>75013938
He was too busy drowning in urine last year

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>uehara

>>75013938

it's moot, don't let him fool you

>>75013936
>waiting for the results
DENNIS yo

Someone cap that angle of Buster posting on /sp/ during the game?

>>75013950
what is the origin of DG becoming pissboi?

>>75013952
who is this moot guy, don't recall seeing him last year

>>75013946
probably same person

>>75013960
Said he did pissplay with a bitch

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING FANTASY TEAM HOLY SHIT

>>75013938
No way, he's a lifelong cubs fan since December 13th 2016, been around since forever, through the long haul

>>75013977
This

>talking about their fantasy teams
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FANTASY TEAM

SOMEONE TELL HER TO BUTTON UP HER SHIRT HOLY SHIT

haha cuck!!!!

based fowler trying to kill his old teammates

>>75013982
Stop looking

>>75013993
I need to know when the game comes back

these "announcers" have forced me to mute the game and play the radio broadcast as audio

>>75013963
>who is this moot guy
a sad empty shell of his former self, this is what selling out does to you

That's one of those banned slides

>>75013982
It's not even that low what the fuck is wrong with you

>>75014006
I'm on no fap

10:08 on a sunday night
a crowd wearing memorabilia of a bird fill a stadium
"world champions" reads a sign above the flashing screen
but those birds never will be again

>talking about gay men and anime board hijinx
You people are worse than the ESPN coverage.

Stop whining you absolute blathering wimps
Play baseball and get on with it
Goodness gracious

>not finding a cougar to buy you drinks

>>75014019
So am I fag

Are you day 3 or something?

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>>75014019
Really?

>>75014019
lmao

>>75014031
If I was some weeb faggot that might have an effect

>>75014031
jokes on you i'm gay

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>>75014006
>not that low
>below her tits
there's only one girl that belongs in baseball

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>>75014042
Your loss.

>memeians of the memaxy

>>75014051
That's a big dick

>cardinals fans first cecil episode

>>75014051
Are we getting different angles or something? I'm not seeing anything. Yeah her shit isn't completely buttoned but there aren't any tits falling out. I can't even see any cleavage, her tits aren't that big to begin with.
Unless you guys are so weak willed that even the thought of mediocre tits are enough to make you nut

>>75014063
U U
U U

>>75014024
the first week and post season game threads are always shit 2bh

>>75014067
Brett Cecil is great though.

>cubs

>>75014076
not that she make me want to jo because "she" looks like a man but should show some respect and button up her shirt

>>75014031
I was going to ask why you have objectively shit taste but after shitposting this image >>75014060
found the Cubs shitposter.

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STELLAAAA

>>75014109
Damn it La Stella

What's the scor? To busy kiss guys t look

>>75014109
pls

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>>75014026
>be the big 40
>can pass for 30-35
>get hit on by women who are 40
>and can pass for 45-50

>>75014100
Didn't you just say you were on no fap?

Kill yourself breh

>>75014109
roll for maria

It was raining like a bitch here in Kansas a few hours ago. They better hurry!

>>75014109
Russell is objectively the best

>>75014128
no, that was a different poster

>>75014136
Where you at?
Wichita here

so glad baseball started
/sp/ is unbrowseable during the winter after football is over

>>75014051
>dat udder

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>>75014109

>>75014082
the ride begins

>>75014151
LFK

>>75014149
Ah okay, you're just autistic then

>>75014156
/spa/ was best thing that happened this winter

nice current reference, dominos

>>75014162
P-please tell me he's okay...

>>75014161
boing boing boing

>>75014159
That's her leg retard

>>75014177
I'm not even a Blue Jays fan and I'm pretty sure I saw him blow 10 saves last year

I love Mike Matheny

>bringing in your closer in the correct situation

did tito fix baseball?

>Cubs are going to get swept in their Opening Series
What did the "World Champions" mean by this?

>>75014174
Hey Kendrick, where my motha fuckin dominoes at?

Why are they using this awful zoomed out shot?

>>75014204
nobody wanna hear dat

>>75014210
Only way to get schwarber in the frame

OH SEUNG-HWAN
DAEEEHAN MINGUK

>anyone on a baseball field having any sort of dreadlocks
Disgusting

>>75014169
>/a/ with flags

>>75014222
Jesus, how far out is the shot?

>>75013639
She's just fucking stating what we can all already see clearly. I hope ESPN has to lay off half of their on-air talent.

BRYANT UNLEASHED

THE POOFTER BIRDS ARE FUCKED NOW

DAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHANMINGUG-

DAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHANMINGUG

Like tears in the rain.

>>75014241
Don't count on it. She's female + minority. She isn't going anywhere.

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>>75014222
keked heartily

>3 hours
>score is 0-1

nice """""""""""""""""""""""""""""sport""""""""""""""""""""""" stupid americans

Fucking gook pitchers man.

>yfw Michael Smith and Jemele Hill start calling baseball games on espn because people keep complaining about this crew

dubs and meme korean blows it

>>75014241
Is she supposed to be play-by-play? Or is she supposed to be a second color commentator who doesn't know how to color commentate?

>>75014254
I know, but ESPN is in deep shit. They need to unload a lot of their on air people to try to keep ahead of it. People are sick of their shit in a big way and with people cutting their cable bills ESPN isn't jewing people.

dubs and meme korean stops the cubs

does oh realize he has to throw fastballs in the zone to make people swing on his slider?

damn chink can't throw straight cuz he can't see straight, why are they allowed?

>>75014268
You don't need dubs for reality.

>>75014269
She's the colored commentator

>>75014267
They'd just analyze the walkup music.

>Not running on that fly ball

KERRRRRRIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

ONE DOWN

K O R E A

>>75014269
She's supposed to have a vagina.

>not stealing home there

>>75014282
That's why you're not a major league manager.

who /former cardinal hater now turned lover because fuck everything cubs/ here?

real talk maddon a shit

>the Cubs don't know how to score on sac flies

K O R E A
K - O - R - E - A
I LOVE YOU

haha get fucked cucks

F I N A L B O S S

S T O N E B U D D H A

Oh shit.

MVP tier flyball

>le choke up the bat man

GET FUCKED CUBS

Y'all realize the Cubs are still going to win right?

>antony "HGH" pisso

Holy shit how much money did Epstein shell out to buy the eries

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>cusb

wtf i love korea now

>>75014292
So the Cubs lose 1-0

Maybe I should start applying, Maddon doesnt have long he keeps blowing his teams chances.

Goodnight everybody.

>CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB

FUCKING LOOOL

>all this butthurt jealousy
Lmao it's okay boys you get to play this year too, I'm sorry the Cubs fanbase is cancer but you don't need to be so mad about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgozyf-nK1Q

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>the shantytown of Chicago

>>75014296
At this rate it's gonna take them another 108 years to win a ws again.

Forget what I said about gook pitchers.

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>sucb in charge of sac flies

>>75014294
Reporting

>the aids infested shack of boystown

Was that reliever 50 years old?

and that's why you always go for the tag up on a flyball

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>tfw want to make fun of the cubs but my team is going to lose their home and season opener

108 MORE YEARS

108 MORE YEARS

>Losing to the Tardinals

>>75014321
>nothing but beautiful scenery
>suddenly some fat fuck dodgers pitcher
kek, caught me off guard

Rizzo went to Thailand for the "elephants"

#CubbiesSoQuirky

>Wearing his hat slightly to the side
He seems like a respectable guy otherwise

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>cusb might lose
why the fuck do i follow this fucking gay ass team fuck me