/afl/ General

>>75012751
Who /postingonsmoko/ here?
Also are the dons, dare I say it, back?

Disappointed that RC is a racist desu

Any lads here watching wrestlemania? I haven't been following it much lately but always a spectacle. Gil could learn a lot from it.

>>75012863
Royal Rumble or nothing tbqh family

>>75012863

I think it would be cool if the big screen at the game had like an effects screen when players hit statistical milestones during the game, e.g when someone gets 30 possessions it does an animation and their name comes up on the screen

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>>75012751
>who /top4/ here?
postan

>>75012919
>>>/America/

>tfw Essendon is finally winning games again

>>75012919

this. and they should hire Mike Brady to do the voice effects from Quake Arena to accompany it, D-D-D-DOMINATION

Can you imagine the tears if Hawkroaches don't beat GAJ Coast?

>>75013002

Imagine if >we can beat the Cats next week

>>75013401
Almost as good as what's going to happen when Buddy buries Buckley's career.

>>75012822
t. StraffGOD

>>75013961
I want to believe

but no chance if hogan gets suspended

>>75014480
wut

>>75014457
KEK

>>75012883
did you watch it this year?

>hogan 2 weeks
>lewis 3 weeks
Dees on pooicide watch

>>75015394

yeah, I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me after all

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>>75015394
you are fucking kidding me

>>75012822
I'm not a racist, it was a do or die situation. I thought I'd already brought this up on here before but maybe not.

I've killed lots of animals before (which I'm sure most plebs here eating their foul fast food burgers couldn't even comprehend doing), but taking a human life affected me on a totally new level. I can only hope the good lord will forgive me when it's my turn to leave this mortal plane.

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feels good to follow the only /top4/ that isn't about to be hilariously exposed

>>75015394
kek holy fuck

melbin to take the L against gaylong,

Based Reality "Slobodan of The South" Check

>>75015394
surely hogan appeals, he open palmed Rowe and he arguably dived.

lewis is fucked tho, bad record makes it sting.

>>75015430
Thought you weren't christian mate

anyone going to swans/pies friday night?

i'll meet anyone of you outside the SCG and fucking end your night right then and there.

>>75015490
Not anymore

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who /literallyfreemoney/ here?

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>>75015444
Feels good to be tiggs

>>75015490
>going to sporting events in shitney
worst atmosphere

>>75015482
I've always known that Christian lore is mostly based off the truth and perpetuated the idea that it isn't in the name of Lucifer.

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who /top1/ here

>>75015589
Care to elaborate mate?

>>75015602
>at least two of the ATB will make top 8 this year

feels good

>>75015606
no. I think it's pretty self explanatory.

>>75015612
I don't understand how you are to that conclusion and would like you to elaborate.

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>75015615
I won't but I would reccommend that you read the new testament cover to cover.

>>75015622
I have several times and would like to hear more from you

>>75015444
I can't work out who you're talking about.

>>75015626
ok and what did you get out of it?

>crips in doubt with hairline fracture

lewis literally a dons double agent at this point

>>75015635
A lot, but obviously not the same as what you did

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serious lack of based fucking iggs about this whole mothafucka tbqohafwy

>>75015679
I take it that you're an atheist.

>>75015711
No

>order something from NSW
>comes wrapped in the Chinese newspaper

Kek

>>75015731
what did you order m8?

>>75015735
Dog hindquarters for soup

>>75015735
Parts for my bike

Not bikecunt though

>>75015662

how the fuck do you fracture your hairline?

>>75015630
unironically crows
they'll thrash poort

>>75015809
my sides got really fucked up reading this post.

Is this whole thread RC talking to himself

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http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-confidential-hawthorn-salvation-army-store-spotted-with-bunch-of-hawks-merchandise-why-is-browny-back-at-collingwood/news-story/55dc110a724d7204ae95f68c6fa275e4?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A com%2FlQuXy %28Fox Sports%29

>IT is hard to feel too bad for Hawthorn fans.

>After an era of incredible success things don’t seem to be going so well for the club in 2017. The Hawks sit 0-2 and when you include their straight sets finals exit, they’ve lost four straight games for the first time since 2009.

>They’ve compiled some enormous membership numbers partly thanks to their three straight flags. But based on the scenes outside the Hawthorn Salvation Army store on Monday morning those numbers may soon be dropping.

>Pictures have emerged reportedly of a bunch of Hawks merchandise that was dumped on the footpath outside the Salvos — which you’re not really supposed to do, by the way.

>>75015847
ah, someone already posted it. oh well worth repeating

>poorthorn

hawkroaches on microwaving membership cards watch

>>75015786
hairline is a type of break (very small)

he was punched (or slapped) in jaw

therefore hairline fracture of the jaw.

>>75015847
Can any Melbourne bros collect those up and send them to me?

You can never have too much Hawks merch

>>75016010
I'll buy you a scarf mate. Where should I send it to?

who /drinkingonamonday/ here?

>>75016068
first year Uni student I'm guessing.

>>75016002
soft cunt

>>75016095
29. Had a rough day at work is all. Currently in the process of laying off several dozen employees.

>>75016108
sounds like you need to get a new job.

>>75016113
I'm actually thinking of going to do a trade.
This is hell.

>>75016124
You should build up capital and work for yourself.

Say you have IT skills, there's a big gap in the Australian market for sports statisticians in local leagues across the country. Make the server, make the program to record and collate stats and boom you're on your way. Then you can hire people from university on 'internships' to do your work for free. Get advertisers to bring in the revenue and boom, you're set.

See that? I just gave you an idea out of thin air. Anyway best of luck with whatever you choose to do with your life.

>>75016163
Thanks mate

>>75015430
stop shitposting fake RC

>>75012863
>Goldberg
>berg
>Beaten with 10 GERMAN suplexes
WWE on AryanGOD watch

>sport statisticians

can you be anymore delusional

Reminder that I am the ACTUAL RC and this is my resume;

-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-written a pilot for a televsion show satiring "Reality" TV
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
- placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
- had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
- helped fund a new local soccer stadium
- hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machievelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of Janurary 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
-reappeared on the 6th of Feburary, in China, but using an Australian proxy for obvious reasons.
-single-handedly responsible for the 15 year disparity in indigenous lifespans

>>75016323
you missed the AFL conspiracy, although I do like the new addition

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HEAVE HO UNNA

>>75016318
I guarantee you that in 20 years other entrepreneurs will have taken up this idea and have thriving businesses covering leagues all across Australia.

People are obsessed with their stats. Parents of children go to games and record their kids disposals. It's an obvious vacuum in the market, but don't say I didn't tell you.

>>75016337
yeah because middle class families these days have loads of disposable income and are just BEGGING for inane reasons to spend it

isn't being a father one of your gimmicks? at least pretend you know what you're talking about

>>75016439
It's obvious that I'm talking to some 20 year old kid that doesn't know how to monetize a webpage through advertising revenue. No one pays to browse afl.com.au do they? That URL brings in upwards of 7 million a year on the base site alone.

To think that ten years ago I thought the generation after me would be all tech savvy and dominate the IT industry.

>>75016439
I'm off to sleep now, but I just want to point out that you have genuinely made me angry by your blatant stupidity. So well done if that was your mission tonight.

>>75016468
try reading my post again and get back to me x

Basedbane tbqhmf

I G G L E S

That's two of the past three nights where RC has been BTFO and has played the 'i-i'm going to s-sleep guys' card.

Reminder that he spent all day here trying to mend the narrative instead of with his infant child who gestated in 6 months or less.

>>75016836
>Infant child
>Implying it was ever born

>>75016836
It's clear the way to BTFO of Realty Cheque is to steal his meme and pretend to be him. Glorious. We'll have him relegated to midweek /afl/ and /cric/ by mid season.

It seems that RC (the !hkhb/w9wcc fake one anyway) has been outed as conspiracy avid St. Kilda coach Alan Richardson

>"Alan Richardson says umpires subconsciously favour home teams in Perth due to the parochial crowd"

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2017-04-03/noise-of-affirmation-richos-take-on-perth-crowds

>>75016337
>>75016468
>>75016486
stop shitposting fake RC

>>75015430
I spoke to the man upstairs today.

You're fucked, champ.

Who here /north/

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>75015630

I thought the picture of the crow was enough.

Swans
norf
iggs
peelong
/crows/
dogs
kilda
Methedon
hawks

>Reality Cunt still trying to force the "man of faith" meme
Sad as fuck. Kill your "self" Reality Cuck. Even the people imitating you have stronger narratives on a day to day basis.

https://www.fb.com/thewestsport/videos/1682020788481294/

guess which one I am

>>75017231
>"Weak.....weekly"

That was you. Notre Dame attending poof mate

>>75017231
Hoping you're the sheila near the start that says "disappointing"

>>75017244
wrong

there is literally nothing wrong with Notre Dame either

>>75017248
Then either the Filthy Frank looking gook or his boyfriend

>there is literally nothing wrong with Notre Dame either
kek whatever helps you sleep at night lad. The only use that entire area has is getting in good with the Catholic Lawyers and businessmen for neptoism hires at Sunday Mass

Fremantle is a fascinating place. You could easily waste a whole day there people watching. All sorts of characters to point and laugh at going about their daily lives.

>>75017248
>there is literally nothing wrong with Notre Dame either
This

It's probably better than UWA nowadays at everything except law and finance.

>>75017262
>at everything except law
even that's changed mate, UWA have gone down the shitter
>>75017260
busted

>>75017262

>All sorts of characters to point and laugh at

I've heard of the Internet tough guy, but the Internet passive-aggressive softcock is a new one.

>>75017276
except you don't do it on the internet, you turkey.

>>75017187
why do worst australians get triggered by this?

they should be proud that they create an actual home game advantage for their team

>>75017310
do we?

don't follow the AFL kikebook page, but the fox footy page is full of jealous cucktorians posting shit memes and claiming the iggles are cheats but there's only a few bestralian iggles fans taking the bait.

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Straffo is ready to be our based goalkeeper.

>>75017348
jesus our memes have such little depth

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>>75017348
And our home kit because https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/171912841/#172080251

>winner will get a kit themed around said general on the /sp/ kit list

>>75017409
Incredible guernsey, 2bh

The GOAT, if you will.

iggles RUN /afl

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>>75017409
And Straffo modelling the home kit

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>>75017475
Away kit will probably be based on this.

>>75017475
The iggle is too big.

Staffo needs to be fatter for it to look good at that size

>>75017348
looks nothing like him

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execute all /wog/ & all /wog/ influences

>>75017348
Which hack fraud manager are you? All of you cunts are awful at PES, you'd think we would at least have some wog who knows his shit

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And an attempt at the MCG

>>75017525
It really didn't come out the way I thought it would from >>75017409

>>75017533
I just stole the White Knight aesthetic from /r9k/

>>75017348
>170cm
>80kg
'no'

>>75017348
I feel its in the 90's

>>75018263
>>75017721
Will fix it up. At the moment all the players are 170/80 kg because that is the default.

based WABA

Morning lads

Morning /iggs/

>>75017475
GOAT iggles jumper

>>75020318
does WABA still work in garden city?

So Leejun's "war" on me continues. You know I would find it kind of cute, if I wasn't confronted with the Reality that these are obese manchildren trying to get under my skin.

>Collingwood will be 0-3 after Friday

Bucks sacked when?

>>75017567

I scored a 10 player rating with Pele once in master league, must have played thousands more games and never saw it happen again

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>>75028700
yep
pic related

>>75029469
>10.0
why is this mad cunt not replacing gypsy

>>75029469
Sack Twain now

Cause of death - @emilysears’ latest IG post

Reality Check on aborted narrative watch

>>75030509
are we witnessing the end of the whiteknight saga and a return to the online pervert saga?

Based Reality "Pitjantjanjara Pinochet" Check

Reality "Redfern Ripper" Check

>>75030925
an engagement announcement between Emily and Warne might be all it takes...

>>75031646
Pregnancy announcement would be better

if we are going to be a franchise league with the likes of GWS, Gold Coast, Eagles and Crows which cucktorian teams would you like to see merged/relocated.

Dees to Tasmania, North to Darwin and merge Brisbane with Gold Coast in my opinion. No more generic catch all "Melbourne" clubs. Keep the allure of suburban victorian football with some of the traditional clubs whilst truly nationalising the comp.

>>75031894
A franchise league would have less teams.

12 teams

1. Adelaide
2. Brisbane
3. Carlton
4. Collingwood
5. Essendon
6. Fremantle
7. Geelong
8. Hawthorn
9. Port Adelaide
10. Richmond
11. Sydney
12. West Coast

>>75031894
There's "literally" no need to cull any more Victorian teams. It's the heartland of Australian football and has the second highest population in Australia. Grow the game elsewhere by all means, but not at the expense of clubs that already have a loyal fan base.

>send Melbourne to Tasmania because muh devils

This is exactly the kind of gimmicky shit the AFL needs to avoid.

Anyway I'm tipping that there will be a Tasmanian side announced within 5-6 years and unfortunately will probably be at the expense of North Melbourne.

>>75032044
>unfortunately

north are a blight on the modern game

>>75028700
>>75029784
Fucking KEK I work at garbo too. Where is WABA I wanna shitpost in RL

>>75032044

North Antarctica Kangaroos

>>75032135
He works or used to work at the watch shop outside the news agents.

Been there for like five years.

>>75031894

Interstate Teams are exactly like Muslim migrant, when few in number they are quiet and play to the script but once they become numerous they start demanding special privileges and a "No Melbourne teams or else" mantra

PP team when?

>>75032116
in what way?

>>75032155
think the AFL is toying with the idea of moving St. Kilda over there one day.

>>75032153
Target acquired.

Darwin team when?

>>75032164
Is this some classic RC """"""""""inside"""""""""""""
"""""""""""knowledge"""""""""""""?

Singapore team when?

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>Tasmanian Team
>Port Arthur Pistols
>mfw

>>75032164
St Kilda have a surprising large fanbase to be honest.

They're not far off Geelong and well ahead of North, Melbourne and the Dogs.

Dogs were smart by moving games to a large regional city where the AFL will never want to base a team full time.

Kangaroos were fucking stupid because Hobart would be one of the main contenders for another team along with Joondalup (Canberra is the back up for GWS).

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>>75032178
>Essendon moves to Darwin

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>>75032183
kek nice one

Should have given Essendope's license to a Hobart based team tbqh.

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>>75032196

>>75029303
>>75032164
stop shitposting and go to bed again fake RC

>>75032175
If they can't get New Zealanders to even watch a game in NZ then there's no hope of SG.

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Mark your calenders and prepare your bodies for the biggest meme game of the entire year.
>pic related

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>>75032211

>>75032205
Poo Peelanders are close minded and won't play anything but mangrab, We need to host SG games and see what happens

>>75032211
NOT CHINA, REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75032211

Goddamn the AFL are fucking retards, are they even getting sales?

>>r9k

>>75032211

fancy not pulling gold coast out and re-jigging the schedule somehow

>>75028700
>>75029784
>>75032135
>>75032153
>>75032165
pls no bully friends
;_;

>>75032180
>St Kilda have a surprising large fanbase to be honest.
lol no

>>75031894
Merge Collingwood into Melbourne.

Melbourne Magpies. Owned by the MCC. The club for all Melburnians.

the rest can make their own arrangements.

Feeling tired, might go to bed now.

>>75032333
same lad. Being wrong forever takes it's toll. See all you "plebians" tomorrow.

Reminder that Jack Darling fell to the iggles at pick 26 because he was expelled from Sacred Heart for rooting two girls in his tent on school camp.

Would have gone top 10 without that.

>>75032576
what a baller

>>75032333
>>75032403
Good night leejunaires. Make sure you conserve your ammo during the week.

>>75032626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTmjB4YpVqk

reality 'heemed in pozzbourne' cunt

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fuck this shit

>>75032671
English please. I don't speak pleb.

>>75032685

No you speak fluent deluded sperg

>>75032576
Reminder that John McCarthy fell to his death from 30 feet up because he realised he was drafted by Collingwood and subsequently rejected by the Mighty Tiges

>>75032576
Reminder that Jack Darling is the softest player in the AFL

>>75032776
He's not as tough as he looks but I would hardly call him soft. I have great respect for the agility he has for his size, reminds me a lot of myself before I busted my knee.

>>75032763
No he was murdered because he found out about Kochies plans to play in China

>>75032626
stop shitposting fake RC

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>>75032763
>mfw this reminded of how Chad Fletcher OD'd and nearly died in Las Vegas after the iggs won the hip and he was forever referred to as "Flat Line Fletcher"

>>75032763
>>75032816
No lads he was murdered because he found out that the game between Port and GC in China is actually a just going to be a stadium hologram projection to cover the fact they are doing a secret myostatin protein repression doping program to become never before seen powerhouse dynasties of the AFL. Trust me.

>>75032992
great post

>>75032999
wasted

>>75033004
fuck out my afl thread don't you have some wog owned soccer club to masturbate over

>>75033011
>trying this hard

>>75032992
Is this the power of the Alpha Triple Broship?

>>75033017
lol you got me, anyways every strayan i meet here in socal is a lownlevel coke dealer the fuck is with you dudes fornreal

Evening /iggs/

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>>75033062

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>>75032776
This Jack Darling?

>>75033406

Seeing manlets getting bullied makes my dick twitch a bit tßh

based RC

Trip on poof

bump from page 9 for IGGS

/smoko/ posting

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so are we friends still this week or what?

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toot! toot! food trucks here cunts, what you having?

>>75044357
Sausage roll and a pasty

>>75044357
salad roll please

This video at 55 seconds

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/afl-admits-western-bulldogs-free-in-front-of-goal-was-wrong-20170404-gvdmpb.html

kek, welcome to Melbourne cunt

>>75044357
lemme smash a beef cheese and bacon pie and a 600ml mocha chill

>>75044357
Chicken katsu and a 375ml Pepsi Max lad

>>75044357
Pie and an iced coffee mate

>>75046079
fucking kek

Swans
Giants
Eagles
Cats
Crows
Dogs
Saints
Dons
Hawks

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What are some /afl/ approved bands
Obviously ABBA are #1

How long until Richmond get relocated to PNG?

>>75047494
"le tip all the favourites" man

Poort win btw

>>75047494

Demons and Cats are far more evenly matched than most realise and we will be able to easily counter the le bomb plan

Wanna put a fifty on the cats to win, are they winning by under 40 or over?

Leaning towards under, they always seem to play to the opponents level, but with the two suspensions on Melbourne, maybe Melbourne can't score any goals.

Help a bruddah out.

Shitting up a storm, lads

Afternoon /iggs/

>>75047686
Hogan out hurts >us. He always plays well at Etihad.

>>75047784
Under. I think the midfield will at least make it competitive.

>>75047911

I think Watts will cover FF well enough, and we have plenty of blokes to cover for Lewis

The Iggs - Tiggs - Crows broship literally runs /afl/.

All hail the ITC

>>75047926
Hope so, but I'm not sure. He did some awesome stuff on the weekend and then dropped some sitter chest marks, very inconsistent.

I agree Lewis out isn't a disaster especially with Bernie coming back.

>>75047975
i can and will get behind this

we all have yellow in our club colours
coincidence?

>>75048066
Nah you're all weak as piss

>>75047975
Is it dare I say the new holy trinity?

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>>75048085
Fuck off faggot

>>75048099
Based.

""""""""""""""""""""broships"""""""""""""""""""" are only done by clubs too pathetic to stand on their own

they are also cancerous and symptomatic of the general faggotry that has killed /sp/

>>75048110
t. jealous hawkroach

>>75048110

This is getting pretty faggy lads.

/afl/ shares very little in common with au/sp/ these days
it's a pathetic extension of american and european /sp/ threads

>>75048066
>yellow
it's the chinese fixing your matches

>>75048130
t. jealous unmuscular /nrlel/ poster

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>>75048130
>the biggest social club/forming friendships movement on /sp/ is totally not cancerous guys!!

reality 'beaten by a melbourne hipster' cunt.

>>75048143
I've been a dedicated /afl/ poster for longer than most in this thread. Only a literal freshcunt would pretend that this place hasn't turned into garbage.

Even Straffo, who was once an /afl/ staple, has better content generated on /cric/ than /afl/ these days.

hello im a saintsfag please bully me

>>75048237
Based seshposter

>>75048229
I've posted here since 2012. It has ALWAYS been like this. Stop pretending that /afl/ was ever a mighty general with its own distinct flavour, because it is and was literally /cric/ minus /nrl/.

The only difference between now and the heyday of 2013-2014 was that the old trips all got bullied away, and au/sp/ no longer exists.

>/cric/ has better straffo content generation
Are you serious? The people that post Straffo on /cric/ are the exact same people that shitpost about him here.

t. Made a Straffo collage

>>75048260
early juicy j rubba band business 1 and 2 prototrap

>>75048266
StraffGOD

>>75048266
t. freshcunt

is "straffo" unironically his real name or is it an abbreviation?

>>75048296
have you ever left your house and spoken to someone before mate?

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>there are people in this thread who aren't blocked by Straffdaddy

Sad!

>there are americans in this thread desperately trying to fit in with the australians and "banter with the lads"

Has straffchrist blocked the /cric/ account?

>>75048316
Fuck off back to /nrlel/ Sean you fat cunt

>>75048319
yeah someone retweeted a three year old tweet from him and got an immediate block

>>75048296
>t. has literally never had a friend

>it's impossible for someone to immigrate to another country for a job

>>75048301
no
please educate me

>>75048334
his last name is obviously strafford

>>75048333
thank you based globalism

>>75048346
ahh right, I was sure it's an abbreviation but I couldn't think what the full name was, only "strathfield" came to mind

got kicked out of home and am staying in a hotel with shitty wifi and i forgot to bring my mobile charger with me
my dog's getting put down on monday after three weeks of refusing to eat
st kilda have lost every game this season
my diet's fucking up and i'm gaining weight
on the verge of suicide desu pals

>>75048362
better spend all my time on 4chan then

>>75048362
Won't get any easier after >you lose to Basedbane mate.

>>75048362

get servo work and lay off the meth

>their team isnt in the ITC

lmoa at ur lives tbqh

>>75048466
Who can stop us?

All 3 teams will be /top4/ this year.

>>75048386
servo work?

>>75048501
petrol station

>>75048099

fuck this queer shit

>>75048386
this advice seems counter-intuitive

>>75048508
t. Non-ITC pleb

>>75048557

Incorrect, /crows/ simply motivated by not wanting ninthmond & methcoast riding on >our coattails. Plus a desire to not see cringy, no-friend faggots such as yourself pretend they belong to a super sekret club. Why don't you fuck off to r/ameristralia if you like arbitrarily invented """broships"""

>>75048576
/tigs/ here and i agree, but you're clearly a freshie from reddit and have no business calling anyone else a cringy no-friend faggot lmao

GREAT discussion

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>>75048609

Not particularly fussed by your conjecture or opinions tßh

>>75048654
>not denying it
>posting that picture
kek

you've really exposed yourself lad

tfw part of a broship

guys i dont want this to ever end <3

>>75048668

The picture that I made nearly two years ago on this board for /afl/? For the specific purpose of riling up angry children such as yourself?

Care to explain how this proves anything to you? Of course you can't. You're so shook you can barely type.

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unreal offense

>>75048683
>2015 newcunt fresh off the boat from reddit thinks he's better than one of the lifeblood posters of /afl/
top fucking lel

please keep embarrassing yourself

>>75048687
lmao there were literally saints posters on plebfooty talking up their midfield depth at the start of the season

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>>75048697

because that one photo dates when I was first here? In the mind of Big Dick Internet points kid apparently so.

>>75048683

>Care to explain how this proves anything to you?

stop dodging this question you furious little hurricane

>it's a freshcunt pretends not to be fresh as fuck episode

oh my god who the fuck cares calm down nerds

also is adelaide a meme or legit, havent seen them play yet

>it's an american tries to get attention episode
>its a freshcunt posts a short essay in reply to the big strong american to try to keep him watching their sport episode
>it's an /r/afl episode

>>75048790
they're good but won't contend for the flag, midfield is too weak

>>75048800
who will contend?

>>75048813
memedogs, swans, giants

I honestly see everyone else as long shots

>>75048836
>being ABITC

lmao i kinda want hawks to join so anyone that disagrees with the ITC becomes ABITCH

>>75048229
>Muh old days
>muh quality in my secret club
Fuck off nigger.

>>75048362
Maybe the vet will give you a 2 for one discount to euthanize you as well. kys oxygen thief.

>>75047784
Don't bet on this game.

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what a common wog cunt, bet he'll try and fleece the fuck out of some patsy on this. Gino's probably already been around to rip out the motor and electrics.

>>75049084
stop shitposting fake RC

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>>75048744
[spoiler]I was one of them[/spoiler]

>>75048296
Its Jarryd Strafford or some shit

What bigfooty posters do you think post on /afl/ or /cric/?

>>75049375
Sweet Jesus

>>75049375
Admiral Afterfood

goodnight /afl/

So my grandfather has thyroid cancer and apparently it's the worst kind and the doctors say he has 6 months at best. Life hey.

>>75051195
my dog has some sort of thyroid condition. i'm sorry about your grandfather anon

>>75049375
Perthboy86
ArjenTheGreat
ManOfClay

good morning /afl/ and /iggs/

>>75051195
>starting your sentence unnecessarily with "so"

hey straffmonster

300th for the ITC

why are we so elite lads?

>tfw you will never be part of the ITC

By the end of the year the ATB will be far more relevant than this fabricated "ITC"

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Nothing is more powerful than the Darcy Parish - Straffo - McNuggets alliance.

Can a hunstman spider play afl

>>75061679
>>75061704
>>75061738
Literally no one cares, please stop advertising yourself, loser.

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>>75061808

What's for lunch, lads?

>>75061852
huntsman spider

>>75061852
leftover pulled pork and slaw pizza

>>75061852
Black coffee and cigarettes

>>75061852
ham and cheese croissants

>>75062567
>eating breakfast for lunch
Odd man

>>75061852
tuna and rice

>>75061852
KATSU

>>75063389
CHICKEN

>>75063389
>>75063448
Fucking kek.

based RC

>>75062787
I skipped breakfast.

Just spotted WABA at garbo lads. His hair (whatever's remaining) is completely JUST tier.

friend of mine just made a good point. A lot of men really like to illegitimize the concept of women using "being a hot girl on the internet" as a means to make a steady income

>>75063823
based straffgod

>>75063810
yeah its pretty fucked ay

after shaving it like GAJ back in the day it's never really grown back properly

my beard ain't nothing to fucking laugh at tho so im all good lads don't worry to much for me thanks for your concerns

>>75063944
got a pic for us least Australians mate?