Indian Premier League Edition
pinnacle of the sport la
Reminder this is the LAST /cric/ thread
Reminder to not make a new one
Reminder to not reply to a new one
Reminder to report a new one for not being sports related and no sport is being played
Reminder Ireland would have demolished Afghanistan if they were playing at home
this thread desu does has the feel of the last ever to it
>>75012391
>pure unadulterated autism
w e w
e
w
i will be disappointed if this thread does not have 100 posters at the death
Has county started up yet?
threadcunt BTFO
Mustafa Bashir, 34, who plays for a local league in Oldham, was handed an 18-month suspended sentence at Manchester Crown Court after being found guilty of assaulting his wife, including beating her with a cricket bat and forcing her to drink bleach in a bid to kill herself.
In mitigation, Bashir's lawyer Hugh McKee had stated in court that "if he is allowed to keep his liberty, he will be employed by Leicestershire as a professional. He was about to sign the contract when he was arrested." This assertion was later repeated by Judge Mansell QC during sentencing
>>75012796
you made the drinking bleach bit up didn't you
>>75012835
I'm not that creative
"Bangladesh is agreeable to send its high-performance team to Pakistan, which is a big step," Shaharyar said. "They will play in Pakistan against our high-performance team. As regards to the national team, they are not yet ready to come to Pakistan but we could play either in Bangladesh or in a third country, which is acceptable to both sides, or we could even do it in Sri Lanka.
"I think this time around the ICC wants [the high-performance teams] to play in July, but we will finalise the actual dates later. Neutral venue [for the senior teams' series] is a possibility. These days, Dubai is our neutral venue but it's very expensive. So we might play in Sri Lanka, if they are free at that time."
/rug/ rules /cric/ drools
/cric/ rules /rug/ drools
>>75013087
you must be from dublin
>>75013079
>>75013087
Trip on proxies off
Can't wait for this to be the last ever thread
Don't think I'm going to post in the next thread lads
Is this the death of /cric/?
Good riddance.
Not on my watch
Based IPL is a staple of /cric/
>>75014037
based GES
>>75013753
Yeah ama
>>75015255
Hey mate what's up
>>75013087
you look like italy when compared to>>75013079
>>75013079
you look like sleeping india without buddhism circle
>>75015373
How?
>>75015421
There's no games
PNG lads
this isn't the Australian summer. Pls delet this thread
>>75012688
Threadcunt is a habitual Summer of Cricket/Ashes fag. He does not post off season
>>75015518
Neo threadcunt is ivan
IPL is the worst cricket competition on earth. Debate me
>>75015552
Plunkett Shield
>>75015562
i stand corrected. My apologies
> Glenn Maxwell
>>75015552
county championship
>>75015562
>LE FUG POOPYLAND XDD
>>75011894
>/cric/
>not /iplel/
where does one get a telecast of the IPL?
>>75015864
at your parents place pajeet
>>75015900
terrible attempt at being funny
new thread lads
>>75015967
>>75015981
NEW
>>75015981
NEW
>>75015981
NEW
>>75015951
>>75015968
>>75015985
Reddit is SEEETHING right now
liking this gimmick
https://youtu.be/Qh3HkfSfUkY
>it's in a deep mid wicket position
Imagine being this autistic
The janitors are seething lads
Not one of those threads is off-topic. There is literally nothing they can do
>>75016198
Do you even know what day it is?
>>75016201
>what is spamming/flooding
Never been banned or something m8?
>>75016217
How is making different threads about different subjects "spamming" ?
>>75016224
>not knowing
based fucking freshie
>>75016224
first time shitposting mate?
jannies don't give a fuck about the rules
Daniel.
Why don't Chinese like cricket lads?
How can we get them into it?
>>75016357
Chinese don't actually like things for what they are, they like whatever gives them the most face among their peers for doing them.
So just make Cricket the coolest, most globally relevant sport where the athletes earn the most money and you're set. The actual bit on the field doesn't matter.
/rug/ rules /cric/ drools
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buW4svWNT7Q
>>75016338
whose the milf?
>>75016480
kochie
http://www.kiis1065.com.au/entertainment/sunrises-kochie-goes-off-over-rival-today-show-slip-up
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/sydney-confidential/kochie-left-stumbling-on-his-words-after-opening-up-about-his-marriage-on-sunrise/news-story/5d946e66049f3684aacf74f2a974703f
DLF MAXIMUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQF9JEEQLmo
https://au.finance.yahoo.com/news/kochie-s-controversial-real-estate-comments-011937301.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX2z71kd_Ac
>>75016550
typical wog behaviour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTHnqpFzTBQ
who remembers
https://youtu.be/OdCkB-2_7EU?t=41s
i like making fires
The Anon spamming cricket threads is a fucking God.
https://youtu.be/GhD9wTitnFA
quintessentially british
i like cricket (sport)
>>75016842
what a dumb cunt
You suck love /hoc/
why don't he sing god save the queen lads
>>75017259
>oy I got me reasons just don't ass me what dey arr
>>75012391
>Reminder Ireland would have demolished Afghanistan if they were playing at home
no, they may have won but it would have been a lot closer
Currently three hours deep into the stalking shield cricketers on facebook rabbit hole lads
I have a mutual friend with "Marcus Edward Trescothick"
"FUCK ME WITH MY OWN CRICKET BAT" - Kurtis Patterson
"I pull more than my sister" - Hilton Cartwright
"Daniel Worrall draw
"haha use r nuffies" - Steve Smith (love a translation here lads)
"are you a loser if you go to the movies by yourself?" - Jackson Bird
"SQUID!!!" - Cameron White
"Beaaaaaan gooooood!" - Jordan Silk
>>75016209
What's blue got to do with autism?
>>75017448
good post
>>75016707
>tfw Phil Hughes
>>75017492
>>75017584
kys subhuman
>>75017595
>says a monkey
4chan has ruined me
>>75017738
same
>>75017738
>>75017749
let's be real, we were going to be losers anyway
>>75018331
I live an enviable life m8
>>75018403
based reality god
>Just listening to some Spotify mate. Just listening to some chunes
i thought that Bangladesh guy hated anime tho???
Steve Smithkar. XD
unironically one of my dreams last night was ryan harris trying to start a fight with me
>41 HOURS
a month and a half of premium indian t20 memes
Post a pic of test cricket in 10 years time
>pic related
>>75023837
this
/rug/ rules /cric/ drools
>>75021120
Oh dear
There isn't a single thing about cricket that I don't know
Hockey
Is /cric/ becoming more of a social club than a poomunity?
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//sp/erb_Owl
Is it time?
Fight for felicity for me
No I cannot do it myself
>>75030712
Do something about it then.
Become the manager.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf6xbQU6x8o
kino
>>75030712
I don't know how to do this
>>75031594
Sign up, make a page (just copy what the other sign ups and teams have done) and if you need help get on the 4cc IRC
JUST
>>75031998
hey mate how's it going
>>75023344
>best players in the world
>most passionate fans in the world
>best format of the sport
>matches on everyday
>good timezone
i cant wait desu
Home and All My Friends are Pavement's best songs and if you disagree you're a pleb
>>75032052
Gold Soundz and Stop Breathing
>>75032055
>liking a song about tennis
The shit song Carrot Rope btw talks about cricket: "the wicket keeper is down"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRmSoEM16eA
pretty sure it's just nonsensical though
>>75032061
>>75032057
never picked up on that, I don't really pay attention to lyrics though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8CZXVFc-1E
>The deliriously laid-back skitter and hum of Pavement's new single "Carrot Rope" confirms that if Malkmus thinks Damon Albarn has stolen his soul, he's doing a pretty good job of hiding it. There's a line in the song - "The wicketkeeper is down" - which suggests that darts is not the only British sport to have had an impact. "I know it probably has bad class connotations to be into cricket," says Malkmus carefully, "but from my standpoint it's just a very slow, funny game which I watched a lot when we were making the album and I was having terrible bouts of insomnia."
>>75032079
>it probably has bad class connotations
Yeah they might think you're a bogan mate
>ywn be Australian
>>75032091
>implying that's a bad thing
>>75032096
>subhuman coloured
KEK
exterminate yourself
>ywn be a subhuman coloured
feels good desu
*pretends to not want to be a white australian while despising their life spent in a literal mud hut and their disgusting nigger genetics*
*fires up PP proxy*
*votes for zuma*
*scurries away to /rug/ after being bullied by SaxGOD*
>>75032110
nah that nigga prolly voted for Malema
>>75032111
>SaxGOD
we know it's you poovan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOIJd_oQC2s
Reminder that Guppy, le glasses man and Scott Styris watch baseball in winter instead of IPlel and so should YOU
You have to admire Ivan's dedication. Even as Suicideland is being torn apart by a cyclone he's lurking /cric/ and waiting for the saffer to post
>>75032148
daniel
wtb?
What the fuck
I have to get up at 0430 to watch the Royal Challengers
Fuck living in Hawaii
Based, muscular Kings XI lads
Reminder that all /cric/ posters are either expat curries or autistic Australian NEETs, making it THE saddest community on spee.
>>75032347
"Oh wow you live in Hawaii?"
Kys
There is literally nothing wrong with being from India
The only thing I can feel the same about the job I'll go to a reblels game you autist
>>75032388
What's going on here
>>75032391
The only thing is that enough to be a good show same with the ball
>>75032397
>>75032391
MHMMMM
>>75032375
Im not a NEET but I AM autistic
Probably the worst bowling attack in the history of IPL. Also they have Smith as their captain who's probably the worst T20 captain after Zimbabwe.
>>75032597
Reminder that one side overlooked the captain of the T20 World Cup winning side and the captain from the other T20 World Cup finalist (who is also the best captain in international cricket as of right now) for Glenn fucking Maxwell
>>75032775
better wallops = better captain, it's just common sense
>>75032792
Test status revoked when?
>>75032792
This is sound logic. Mccullum is objectively better than Kane as Captain.
>>75032792
гoвopи пo-aнглийcки
testing
Tradie J
Why mod delete my Ankush picture?!??
Mod is a faggit?
Where is this smelly NEET?
I want my free (You's)
bit lazy at this junction of my life
>>75033160
nah can't be fucked right now
If a prime Don Bradman played cricket today, could Nathan Lyon get him out??
>>75033185
yeah maybe after he scored a triple
>>75033185
it makes me ABSOLUTELY livid that Lyon is considered the "greatest ever offspinner" by the bogan fucks in >our national team who have never heard of Hugh Trumble or Ashley Mallet because they're illiterate mongs whose cricket knowledge doesn't go part Waugh
>>75032775
morgan could only play part of it because he needs to get his head right for the ireland games
>>75033225
why doesn't he sing?
>>75033247
english males only sing the national anthem when pissed
cricket season is coming soon lads, ready to slot back into the middle order and score a pretty 50 every now and then
>>75032063
>never picked up on that, I don't really pay attention to lyrics though
pssst brainlets
>>75033672
I am going to make the transition from a pie chucker to an elite left arm fast medium over the winter
>>75033786
I gave up on bowling years ago, used to be pretty nippy at 17-18 but the strain it puts on your body is unreal, especially as I proper pounded in ala steve harmison etc rather than smoothly running in eg holding, anderson etc. i would not recommend unless you run properly or have never injured your back/knees/ankles ever. i do miss the good old fashioned stare after a play and miss or a short ball tho
>>75032375
>not a single Indian pseudotrip since this poomunity started
>anyone close to being an expat from Malaysia living in Canada
Are we the best /cric/ posters lads?
Indians>>>Afghans>South Africans>>Pakis>West Indians>>>>>Germans>Irish>New Zealanders>Americans>Brits>Canadians>>>>>>>>>>>Non-cricketing nations>>>>>>>>>>>>Australians>Bangladeshis
Am I missing anyone?
>>75011894
who is that poo in loo demon?
>>75033825
there was that one bloke who was going to join the french foreign legion that was beginning to get a narrative going
>>75033832
don't you have some country's population to devastate?
>>75033825
we also get an occasional sri lankan on days when india are losing
>>75033832
>>75033855
>trying to get noticed
pathetic
kys subhuman redditor
>>75033904
i'm not, i'm really curious cause it's one of few decent looking indian women i ever saw
>>75033938
No idea who's the girl, it's a snapshot from the promo of the Indian Premiere League.
Speaking of which please watch our sport, you can start with IPL.
>>75033938
plenty of good looking subcontinental girls around the place
there's one in my lecture who is a literal 10/10 if you ignore the body hair
Only 24 hours to go boys
>>75034016
>there's one in my lecture who is a literal 10/10
you can't post something like that without uploading a pic.
Surely you have her on facebook.
>>75033938
cricket attracts qts
>>75034032
yeah I do but I'm pretty sure one of the blokes there goes on au/sp/ and I don't want to expose myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sehMwE7xP0
#inspirational
>>75033938
that's true tho they usually look and smell like shit
>>75034058
God! She's cute.
Now I get it.
>>75034073
do you think he gave her the meme?
>>75034085
him and bailey both tbqh
what was going on here
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4379040/Indian-student-films-final-moments-jumping-death.html
/ourguy/
>>75034101
you just know.
>>75034712
>jump from the 19th floor
>still survive and die in a hospital
fuck
>>75034101
>tfw a girl will never look at you like smoth's gf looks at Kohli
>>75034712
one less jamodi fan to worry about
>>75034101
>Smith and Lolhi engaged in serious cric discussion completely ignoring the woman
Based
>>75034101
wtf how short is smith??
considering kohli is 5' 5''....
>>75034073
>>75034085
What's happening here?
>>75034712
good
I find this lack of cricket disturbing.
>banglashit
>papau poo guinea
>>75011894
Hello /cric/.
what memes or elements of /cric/ history would you like to be incorporated in the roster and kits for for your team in the /sp/erb Owl
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//sp/erb_Owl
>>75035449
Draft dodging
>>75035449
good lad
Will you be the manager?
>Black Bull Chris Gayle
>Will Smith score a century?
>I know everything about cricket
>please watch our sport
>Daniel ltd
>t20>ODI>Tests
>/milk/
>Choke Africa
>/gong/
>Convict
>Zerogoose
>maxlel
>holly or ellyse
off the top of my head
pakistani men are DEFINITELY better looking than indian men in general and you can tell this from watching cricket and it is indisputable fact
what's the most effective bowling attack you could possibly create for each of these conditions.
bouncy aussie meme pitch-
mitchell johnson, akhtar, shane bond, warne
english swinger that maybe spins a bit later on-
anderson, steyn, asif, warne
subcontinental-
waqar younis, saqlain mushtaq, murali, herath
>>75033247
UNPOO
Which one of you did this?
>>>/mu/71973448
>>75040716
Based
>>75033825
Do the Irish only come out to post when it's International tournaments?
why isnt Malaysia a cricketing superpower yet?
>>75041316
all in the future mate
lillee bowled dilley caught willey
stokes needs to go back to new zealand so it can be
stokes bowled woakes caught foakes
>>75033851
Yep, that's me. Working with a charitable trust/NGO at the moment as a 'facilities coordinator'. I have to maintain the solar power plant, water purification plant, security cameras, computer network etc at its campus. Wageslave life is quite different from NEETgod life. I don't get paid much but I get time for self-improvement at this place so I don't mind, no hassle of travelling to work because I stay here, so I have lot of time on my hands after working hours.
The French Foreign Legion dream is still alive desu. It's getting difficult to travel to Europe from India though. I have around 3-4 more years to give it a try.
makes you think
>>75044443
Damn right lad. They just won the prestigious Gray-Nicolls Best Overall Development Programme award today.
>>75040716
Based danyshit
>>75023837
>israeli tank on fire in the background
wew
>>75046824
new thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WhXAw2VK-k
>>75047335
Highway Patrol is kino
>>75047417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71DIT6hYXYo
Based Grant
The Flaming Lips are fucking shit
>>75033825
>>not a single Indian pseudotrip since this poomunity started
The Kashmiri
>>75047757
namefags aren't pseudotrip freshie
>>75045385
You said you were joining in August 2016 m8
you're literally never going to do it so stop kidding yourself
>Virat Kohli, the India captain, has been honoured as the Leading Cricketer in the World in the 2017 edition of Wisden Cricketers' Almanack.
FUCKING LIVID
>>75036758
>>75036256
>>75035449
>S T A T S G O D
>Big Strong American
>The Amir Show
>Shane Warner
>MS DOS
>Will Smith score a century?
>A real, ethnic Malaysian
>Thread Counter
>@4chancricket
>The Wolf of Bet365
>New Zealands 5th greatest batsman
>Based Third Kiwi
>LE FUG LE ZHANE WADSON XDXD
>>75047778
>filling the list with garbage memes you created
kys
listing "memes" is unacceptable
>>75047781
how many of those do you think I made?
>>75047875
made is a poor choice of words, but many of them have been appropriated or pioneered by you
>>75047884
who do you think you're talking to and which memes are you referring to?
>>75047888
>S T A T S G O D
>A real, ethnic Malaysian
>@4chancricket
>The Wolf of Bet365
>New Zealands 5th greatest batsman
>>75047896
the twitter was daniel, but b3k was mine
otherwise correct
>>75047902
wrong I invented and was the primary proponent of b3k
>>75047905
Incorrect.
>unironically participating in the /trans/, /trb/ /cyc/ circle jerk
/cric/ has really fallen from grace if you're looking for validation from those nerds
Why has society become so plastic and degenerate? Compare absolutely hideous add for the last Ashes compared to the absolutely elite intro from the early 80s's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgRJzuO4z6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr5_GSqx78s
>>75047931
They're both cringy as fuck.
I bet some nerd in the 80's complained in /cric/ about how the ads for the 1970's ashes series were better.
2010 was objectively the best
https://youtu.be/ABtbO2qtbBw?t=59
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tOas68D33k
>>75047931
>haddin taking catches in the ad
bit of irony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUFF5A766K0
my favourite
I'm just glad they've added Bill Lawry's yelling back into the intros for last summer
>>75011894
Who is that?
>>75048286
my gf
>>75015552
BBL. A washed up, crippled Brendon McCullum was still the biggest star in the """""premier"""" Australian competition.
Reminder that Kuntykucka LITERALLY raped his friends Sri Lankan gf because she has big tits
>>75048320
dunno how he got away with that
>>75048286
My cousin.
>>75048725
are you related to her?
wouldn't mind a bogan gf at this point
>>75048806
lauren from married at first sight looks tasty tbqh
>>75048801
No, she's related to my dog because she's a bitch.
>>75048922
incredibly sexist post
kek
>>75049097
>http://www.espncricinfo.com/england/content/story/1090049.html
will poopeelians ever recover?
>>75049252
in all three formats in the year 2016 alone this is justified
>>75035449
we better beat those handsome devils at /bundes/
Why is India so cucked by big strong Sri Lanka?
praise kek for the /ipl/ in the middle of a dead season, amirite boys?
>>75049274
dubs and praise be to kek
>>75011894
POO
>>75049295
LMAO
>>75049295
K E K
E
K
>>75047761
I know desu.
But one can't stop dreaming.
>>75047764
smoth/poot/bane BTFO
>>75049295
laughing really hard rn lads
>>75048725
name?
>>75049295
kek India BTFO
>>75049326
Vinny
>>75049273
>counting tiny islands as real cuntrys
It's basically India's 30th state.
>>75049326
Panjeet
Im from hyderabad, glad srh won last year but this team has always sucked. The management are complete idiots. Never get any decent indian batsmen, had rohit but he was/is useless. Have dhawan now but hes so pathetic for a top order batsmen. Yuvraj is a shell, moses like other australians make it into the team somehow.
Only warner and dhawan scored over 300 runs for the team last year. Literally everyone was under 260 runs.
reminder that the delhi daredevils will win the ipl this season
>kp commentating
did he retire?
LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>>75031869
w e w
>that /iplel/ horn
>>75049464
He's skipping the IPL
Word is one of the English counties are signing him for the Blast which will be a good laugh
>>75049472
wouldn't he make a lot more money in the ipl though?
>>75049479
Only if a team bids on him, tougher with international players who are older.
Decent money for cricket though for a few months work. Just need some hype train.
a real human being
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G9qt2I275M
>cuckner
>>75049479
probably, I think it was a personal decision
he could have played both if he wanted to
>>75049488
I think KP would always attract a good price for his name alone
>>75031869
He belongs on this javanese basket weaving forum desu.
>>75049503
his mum is pretty good at editing
why is stream on hotstar an over late? I'm on premium account as well.
>nobody bought the Australian rights to the ipl AGAIN
>>75049527
lol that's what you deserve for paying these gujjews
So where is a good hq stream?
>>75049356
>>75049400
so who the fuck is she
>>75049564
Anjika
/lifelong/ RCB fan since 2013 reporting in AMA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow3tES7Maes
>poorth
>Fatson
>>75049646
this
>>75049614
all this shit stopped like a year ago
>>75049557
google cricfree.sc
>>75048801
Yes.
>>75049326
>>75049564
Babli Gupta.
>>75049663
>not crichd.sc
based seychelles
>>75049295
I'm really triggered by this. Please delete this and watch our sport.
is kohli still "injured"?
>>75049674
>crichd.sc
just what the doctor ordered
>that music
why do 'we' have to be so kitsch pals?
GET THE FUCK OUTT NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I SUGGEST YOU MAKE YOUR OWN /IPL/ THREAD
>>75049685
No idea, but he was chosen the Wisden cricketer of the year, just in case you didn't know.
>>75049723
have a fucking snickers pal
>>75049725
who's wisden?
fucking hell watson
>LE FUG LE ZHANE WADSON XDXD
>>75049746
OG Statscunt
>these vitara Brezza ads reminding me that I'm still a virgin
:(
these fake numbers on the bottom right of the scoreboard are really getting to me boys
>Donovhan
>>75049760
>>>/fitlit/
>335 posts
>41 posters
kek
nice cumunity
>>75049731
imagine that had said in an accent. was a joke anyway, i'm actually half watching
>>75049804
indian accent
>>75049804
I miss the pom that used to do vocaroos of curry posts in indian accents here
the graphic/HUD down the bottom sucks.
>>75049812
lol thats funny af, i just tried was a disaster
>>75049812
"pom"
HA! HA!
time for Watshit!
>>75049881
Yuvi is back baby
Watson is dead, I bet Gayle's broken too, looks a bit chubb from the highlife
absolute joke
RCB will finally win this year.
>>75050055
/ouryear/
>>75050055
>>75050110
do they still have the elite golden pads? That's pretty much why I chose them.
>>75050123
They are using red and black now, its one of the best jerseys from the ipl.
>>75050123
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00SMkSvjaea
>>75050172
Who else /supports KXIP because one of their shirts looked like the arsenal kit/ here?
>>75049571
>>75049665
useless
off to bed lads
got two major assessments tomorrow lads
wish me luck lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lh7gX8blFY
>leds
>>75050202
i'll be supporting delhi because that's what this test told me to do
http://www.skysports.com/cricket/news/12123/10801641/ipl-2017-which-side-should-you-support-take-our-quiz-to-find-out
cant stand this cunt
How deep can RCB bat?
>>75050793
about a boy cunt
>>75050793
>not liking harry potter
sniper
>>75050817
there's a joke in here somewhere
>>75049434
Donate your wall to trump
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>>75051696
swaggy
Who's running @4chancricket these days?
really wish i was daniel hay desu, not even being ironic
>studying STEM
>pretty good musician
>a precious cricketing mind
>lives in new zealand away from allahus
honestly he has a great life and he just makes me feel terrible about myself
business idea: add mark vermulean on facebook and reminisce about rhodesia with him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clIjgSPRSqY
hope he accepts
wow.....
>>75049614
Is Gatecunt and Walkbro part of the rinse culture?
>>75054878
Vermulean is the banter master desu
pls notice me senpai
>you will never own a drive through the covers like marky V
why live desu
>>75050493
For me it's the Delhi Daredevils
love this cunt
I have the IPL for free this year for some reason. Going to watch it. Someone give me a team to root for. I want to cheer for a team that's near the top but the best. I used to cheer for chennai but they let me down.
lads mark vermeulen has a test century how do i find when it was/who against? these cricket stats websites seem to always change
>>75058086
I'm going Mumbai Indians. Fuck y'all
for me, it was his brave 118 of 304 balls against west indies 1st innings at queens sports club, bulawayo, 2003. for a losing cause maybe, but he had a shit team behind team, he made it close at least, very strong, very brave
>>75051905
no one daniel killed it
>>75054878
>sharing /pol/ memes on facebook
Anyone else watching the Malaysian Premier League?
https://youtu.be/_G9qt2I275M?t=70
find me a better off-drive than that
protip: you can't
Is Daniel ever gonna write the official DRS theme song for /cric/?
>>75058487
jeez lighten up bruce
>>75050399
r8 my aussie accent plz ausbros
>>75058660
really bad
sound like a saffa
>>75058856
bullshit. post your voice
>>75058501
Yeah lad who are you rooting for?
>>75058237
Fuck you too man
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gb1w98HzpQ
>>75058897
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0deTzVXJ3wH
'cancer'lad is a statsbabby
>>75059105
haha not really just because i cant really be assed to bother with pour petty arguments about how x is better than y or whatever desu, i know all that shit anyway
friednly reminder the stats reveal the truth
>>75059234
FOUND OUT
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D
O
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>>75059307
you literally know all my opinions on cricket stfu
there just literally isnt a thing i dont know
youre all my inferiors
deal with it
reminder test cricket and depression go together like modelling and anorexia
>>75059105
Kys
Stats are literally all that matters and only someone that failed mathematics would pretend otherwise
>>75059529
reminder test cricket,comfiness and autism are all synonymous with one another
>>75058897
He's right
Your vowels are shit
>>75059764
post your english accent
recite this-
friendly reminder my knowledge of test cricket from ~2003 onwards is literally unparalleled
i could recite any test series score from that date at a whim
i have a mental montage montage of literally 10,00 thousand dismissals, the path of the ball, the batsman, everything
i would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game
but without the drunken typos
>>75059890
Once my nose clears
can see a bit of steve smith in based mark vermuelens batting desu
do u reckon he copied him?
filtered poms ama
anyone up for some vocarro karaoke?
>>75060214
so u filtered 1 poster
cool story daniel
>>75060255
yeah request a tune
>>75060327
hour glass by squeeze
>>75060487
bit obscure m8
>thread from Sunday
Nice "poomunity" you got there.
>>75060792
anything by a /cric/ approved band
sing pumped up kicks^
>>75061021
So Green Day and the Dark Turd?
Update
>>75035449
Bradwoman
10dulkar
>>>/int/73232433
k e k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE80CVt5aW4
never gets old
>>75062203
Is this guy equivalent to Carl the cuck of America?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q484qwF13QA
>>75062310
lol yeah exactly desu
Reminder to let this general die out for a while.
Reminder that this must be the last /cric/ thread until The Ashes
>>75062493
The two best leagues in the calendar are on right now though
D L F
L
F
>>75062532
ICC and MPL?
>>75058660
weak
>>75059890
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BfhP59sUv4
#nailedit
http://www.s m h.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/a-current-affair-offices-raided-by-nsw-police-20170406-gvev0c.html
kek
KEK
>>75063790
>giggling like a girl in the middle of the recording
>>75063822
let's here you try mate
>>75063790
>speaking like a girl for the entirety of the recording
>>75063836
yeah he asked for an english accent
>>75063836
let's hear you try mate
>>75063842
kek true, but it sounded like the pom kid from south park
>>75063859
so you're saying my work resembles that of a professional voice actor?
>>75063865
yes
consider me a reference for your job application
>>75063877
>>75063809
http://www.s m h.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/a-current-affair-reporter-ben-mccormack-arrested-over-child-porn-offences-20170406-gvf2rx.html
looking forward to aca addressing this Sick Perverted Man
>>75063888
objectively the other way round
>>75063888
daniel as a trap when
>>75063921
realistically three years
I feel like this is the natural progression of his narrative
>>75063923
>>75063919
daniella
>>75063939
danielle
>>75063790
Now do it in a Pajeet accent.
Was in a class showing this Indian international kid my VPN and that I was VPNd to India
He says porn is illegal and blocked in India and tells me to try so I went to pornhub in the middle of class and it loaded
I got flexed on by a pajeet
>>75063948
how about you do it
>>75063966
kek
>>75063966
You have no idea who you're dealing with pal.
/rug/ rules /cric/ drools
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65l6RTTCJ2U
>>75064278
Why is this person famous?
>>75064288
she's qt
tell me about Seth Rance
he looks dogshit
Morning lads
>>75064275
can you help me out lad?
Misbah is officially retiring after this series
Feeling really sad rn lads
>>75064409
yeah I was really hoping fatshit would bowl better last night
since I like so many cricket pages on facebook, zucc's algorithm has convinced itself I want to see bollywood shit on my newsfeed
>>75064359
wow breaking news
>>75064409
Why lad
>>75064428
> gains stalling
> unmotivated to do uni work
> parents forcing me to get a job
> realise I fuck up every single chance I get with a girl, just push them away because I think I can do better
> Parents/sister thinks I'm a loser because no gf for over a year
> Wake up every day feeling extremely tired
>>75064443
sometimes you get those rough patches mate
just need to find something worth enjoying or feeling proud of in what you do each day
bought a road bike yesterday lads ama
>>75064448
thanks mate
my family also went on a family holiday without me because I got uni, might just get stoned
>>75064452
how many cars are parked on your front lawn
>>75064452
Do you shave your legs
>>75064457
no need I'm not a wog
>>75064455
three (3)
I own one
Nem thread
>>75064463
>>75064409
You sound like someone who watches Test cricket. Just bee yourself and watch T20 m8.
IPL is the death of cricket
>>75064797
Wrong