Chicago Cubs @ St. Cardinals

cubinals

why isnt jake the snake arrieta the opening day starter

Kek hear my Saint Louis plea

Kill the Cusb

i don't get it, the Cubs are the champs, why do they start the season on a trip game?

it is genuinely a weird feeling to cheer for the cardinals when dexter fowler is up

>>75011191
because the cardinals are a better baseball market

>>75011191
cubs always start on the road, its cold in chicago and they want to minimize the amount of games with the ivy not grown in

two faggot fanbases

What am I about to expect watch this opening day?

>>75011228
huh, that´s a shallow excuse, i know that it looks ugly, but still

>>75011250
How rude.

>>75011250
Inb4 boy's town copypasta

>Haven't gotten out of bed yet today
>It's almost 7 PM
>I've been in bed almost 18 hours
>I might not even get out of bed to watch Cubs, I might just watch MLB.tv on my laptop instead of my television

Please help /sp/

Stop shoving David Ross in my face

Say it with me now /sp/

100 MORE YEARS

FUCK THE CUSB THE DODGERS WILL WIN THE PENNANT

>>75011368
OF CUBBIES WORLD SERIES VICTORIES

>the current state of ESPN

>>75011137

BASEBALL, LADS

WOOOOOOO

they're not going to have the faggy strike zone box there, right?

C U B S
U
B
S

>>75011501
oh you know they will

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Ok Cards bros

This is the start to add "2017" to the banner!

I just moved to Seattle for work. I don't want to watch the game using Espn.

Any on have a link to the wgn feed?

if you can't do an interview in english, you should be sent back

>>75011546
>I just moved to Seattle for work.
im sorry to hear that.

>>75011559
this

>>75011564
It only for 6 months thankfully

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GOD TIER OPENING NIGHT FEAST REPORTING

ITALIAN COMBO with fries.

for non chicago plebians, the sammich is italian seasoned beef, italian sausage dipped is au jus, and then i dip the already dipped sammich into an addition au jus dip cup.

The power play by the Cardinals to bring out all of their world series trophies to remind the Cubs that they are still inferior

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The Blackhawks took a lose tonight so they could channel all their energy into having the Cubs point the Tardinals into paste.

>>75011645
kill yourself shitposter

>>75011588
oh thats good. seattle has possibly the worst local government in the country.

>>75011656
can't be worse than chicago

>>75011634
Jej

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Opening day official begins with the champs.

All users of boards not of /sp/ affiliation, report in.

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I'm ready for a new season of Cusb memes lads

Fuck these military fags. I want baseball.

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>>75011676
/mu/ here

>>75011663
i guarantee you its up there, and ive watched their council meetings.

RIP chuck berry desu

Women's college basketball

Lil Chuck Berry singing as well as the Cards play

god this hag need to stop the singing

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Cubs desu

>moment of silence for a guy who beat and sexually assaulted women

Not surprising they honor the military desu.

she is bad

>st. louis honoring a black dude
what timeline is this?

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>this anthem

lmao this is pretty fucking bad desu senpai

>she doesnt know the words
o man pls stop

fucking hurry up bitch

Please please make it stop

>chuck berry

Literally who?

>>75011676
/v/ here, MLB 18 is pretty good

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>>75011676
/a/ reporting, pls no bully

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at it again guys

2016 was fun, looking forward to another season

is Sweden bro still around?

>>75011742
This
What position did he play?

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>>75011742
dlet this post

>>75011722
>Lil Chuck Berry singing as well as the Cards play

That national anthem really wasn't good :(

That might've been the longest national anthem ever

>honoring Chuck Berry for living a fucked up life

Good one, St. Louis.

>Mike Brown was nothing but a thug and future killer

Good one, St. Louis.

>naming your kid Ingrid

A crime in itself.

Stay worthless, Shit Louis.

>>75011676
/pol/ checking in. Go Cards!

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>>75011742
Not going to lie I'm disgusted by this comment.

who the fuck idea was to have marvin berry sing the national anthem

>>75011609
That better be portillos.

Why is Lester starting and not Arrieta

that anthem was nearly carl lewis tier kek

>>75011811
Because Lester is better

>presented by booking.com

>>75011819
fair enough

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Finally, it's time.

Does Jessica Mendoza take the dick?

>Mendoza in the box with them
Oh yes... I unironically love her voice.

>>75011797

Nope. Independent sammich shop down in Bloomington. The owner grew up in chicago and really knows how to capture the chicago style though. I could eat this beef/sausage without teeth, it just falls apart in my mouth it's so tender and full of flavor.

I will be having portillos next week when I go to visit my parents though !

>>75011863
She HAS a dick at least

>>75011870
oh shit nigga you talking Bloomington IL?

Windy City Wieners???

>>75011250
'cuz who wants their bank manager to know they tickle arse when they're not paying in checks?

Where's Swedebro at? Season can't officially start without him desu

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>>75011867
>not listening on KMOX

>>75011881
No, no, but I would love to give her mine

>>75011745
DON'T POST IT

>>75011676
/vp/ and /pol/ here. go cubes

>>75011889

bloomington, IN

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>>75011899

Please come back Swedenbro!!

>>75011301
my friend lives in boystown, can you post it?

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/mlp/ here. Hay Hay Cubbies!

>That link to strikeout
None of the streams work except for the really shitty brit bong one

What the flying fuck

>that stealth animu advertisement

Which sponsor was that, Crunchyroll?

>>75011938
>>75011899
was Swedebro culturally enriched?

>WOMEN ANNOUNCERS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75011956
http://grandmastreams.info/3.html

this one works for me

RIP Yordano

>>75011962
Yeah, dude loved Cubs and I think he went to LA one time.

oh god I forgot about that stupid strike zone thing

>>75011977
Mendoza isn't too bad.

Schwarbs is unstoppable lmao

Hey guys, I'm in Chicago on business and in the part of the city called Boystown...I believe? What are some good ways to get free beer around here? GO CUBS!

Lead off dinger.

Based Schwarber :-)

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>>75011912
You mean this?

WRECKED BY THE SCHWARBGOD

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le fat man gets on base

>>75011742
A dude who taped ladies going peepee

>>75011992
rent your ass

>>75011991
Come on, you know exactly how to get free beer in Boystown

>>75011954
as a former /mlp/erson
i must ask you to cease and desist

>having a fatass leadoff
Have advanced metrics gone too far?

I can see Schwarber stealing here for opening day lulz.

>>75011676
/co/ and /trash/ here
go saint louie

>>75011977
You don't have to be autistic about it. She's ok, not great.

100 mph in on the hands, good god

>>75012013
Why did you quote me, you meming fuck? Don't ever (You) me again.

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Thanks for holding that for me, Kris.

Are the Red Sox going to lead off Pablo Sandoval this season too?

Fuck, two guys on base already? C'mon, Martinez.

>>75012064
God, i hope not

>that pepper shaker thing zobrist does with his bat

wew, I really missed baseball

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>>75012017
>Don't mention the horses.

CHECK OUT THOSE DUBS

0-162 confirmed cubbies BTFO

fuck

>>75012064
lead off the disabled list

>cubs already 0-162
Kek

>Zobshit

FUCK
THIS
CHRIST
KEK

Why is he even on the team jfc he sucks. >hurr time to HIDP

The good ol 1-2

Giants would bootyblast both of these two shit teams.

CUBS DOA

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>>75011992
You're gonna wanna take the red line train south to 63rd Street. Most of the people in that neighborhood are homos, you're gonna wanna call the first person you see a faggot and show them you're dick. It always works bro. Welcome to Englewood, aka South boystown

>>75012120
I hope this is bait

>>75012084
Time to oil up.

>starting the season with a ball
Bad omen

>>75012130
Just not the Diamonbacks

>>75012130
>>75012165
SAD

John lester is already sucking balls

>>75012120
>autists wanting players off the team after literally 1 (one) at-bat on the year
Jesus Murphy I missed you guys. This year is gonna be fun.

>LESSTER

>>75012130
>gnats
>Choking a lead away in the 9th.
Old story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96yjSyNlj68

Lester holding runners, im so fucking ready

lifelong cubs fan here since 2016
who the fuck is this fagit on the mound and where is jack arrietta

>Mo'Letter
free beer ALL!

Proud st louis fan since 2011 here

>>75012120
If you don't want him we'll gladly take him
>t. Cards fan

>>75012193
John Lackey

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>>75012140

>>75012193
top fucking kek

>>75012193
Great post!

Take my upboat, sir!

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>its a commentator tries to justify heywards 80 wRC+ by claiming his defense in a non premium position makes up for it episode

Lester is ass go cards

Final score whats it gonna be boys?

Is the Cardinals gonna be competitive this year or is their window nearly closed like the Pirates

>>75012238
3-2 cards
walk off in the 9th

hit F for FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>75012224
His defense and baserunning make him an average player. 2 WAR easily

LMAO Peralta hitting cleanup LOL MATHENY

Good fucking play. Nice job advancing the runner. Drive him home now.

>>75012208
>>75012177
>>75012148
Thanks for the You's bros

this camera angle is bad

>>75012238
cards window is closing
pirates window is opening

>Baseball is unironically happening

Are you guys as hype as I am?

Why the FUCK is Peralta battin cleanup? Guy can't hit.

FOR ITS
ONE
TWO
THREE KISSES FOR BEER AT THE OLLLLL BOOYYYSSS TOWNNNN

I actually prefer this grill commentator over Perez

What a disgusting at bat to end the inning

>>75012238
2-1

WE DON'T MAKE A DIME UNLESS YOU WIN TIME
!!!

>>75012276
Mendoza isn't that bad, if anyone gets really triggered it's because they're a autist. She's hardly the worst option.

>Not knowing Lester becomes a fucking wall the moment a runner reaches scoring position.
He doesn't get into as big of bullshit jams like Arrieta does, but they knuckle up hard.

ok americans, i like your sport. it's super comfy, and i like the tactical aspects of it. it's a shame games start so late at night here and i always fall asleep halfway through. anyway, i was hoping you could answer a couple questions i have:
1) is the "don't swing at first pitch" thing actually actually useful? what if the pitch is hittable, is just watching it still the better thing to do?
2) let's say a player has a very low batting stance. in that case, does the strike zone get smaller? i suppose the pitcher would have more trouble finding the zone and the batter could get some easier balls, is that how it works?
3) why is the schedule organized in series?

also i don't have a team to support, so recommend me one please

>>75012294
Agreed, her and Boone are miles better than Kruk and Schilling

>>75012307
Wasn't he on the mound when the Royals made that comeback against the A's in the wildcard game?

>Babyfaced nigger batting
Literally who?

>Your Team

>Which players would you get drunk with?

I'll start:
Cubs

Rizzo, Miggy, and Lester seem like they would be a fun time. Maybe David Ross would come too.

hes not going to opt out is he

>>75012356
Would you make out with them if it meant free drinks?

>>75012356
>Royals
>Literally all of them (as long as we don't let Yordano drive)

>>75012356
Ross is too busy prancing around like a flaming faggot.

>>75012332
1. better chance of walking
2. yes
3. convenience for traveling
support the giants and dodgers

>Heyward

Lol. Glad we got rid of that dumbass.

>>75012356
>Red Sox

Chris Sale would be one of those waking up in jail nights

>>75012356
Lester would demand you bring John Lackey along

>>75012332
1st pitch swinging is good against strikeout pitchers and bad ones
yes, look up rickey henderson THE GOAT
162 games, travel time...............
red sox or astros

>>75012332
1) Nope. First pitch is sometimes the best to swing at, as pitchers want to start the at-bat ahead.
2) Technically, yes. But it's too difficult to make solid contact like that, unless you're Jeff Bagwell.
3) It's easier on teams. Mainly travel-related.

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>>75012332
1) It depends on the hitter. There are a few that actually take the opposite strategy and swing at the first pitch every time (Miguel Cabrera).
2) No it doesn't, the height of the player is all that matters.
3) To make travel easier, also it makes each series a game in itself which is fun

>pic related

>>75012333
Boy am I glad Kruk is gone from ESPN. Poor Phillies fans who will have to listen to him now though.

>>75012375
Lackey seems like the kind of guy that only drinks either shitty light beer or bourbon.

Maybe I'm projecting.

>>75012332
>don't swing at the first pitch
it's about the discipline of the batter, waiting for the right pitch, but you can swing if you feel like it
>a player has a very low stance
yes, it gets smaller, each batter has a different strike zone
>why the schedule is organized in series
it's cheaper and less stressful for the players

>>75012333
>not enjoying when Schilling starts calling all the players spics and wetbacks

>>75012408
I absolutely believe they were drinking shitty light beer in 2011

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>Paya is best girl
>Here colors are like that of the Cubs.
Coincidence? I think not!~

Also
>The show looking like a PS3 game
You'd think they'd push for better graphics in sports games.

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>>75012332
Choose a single city/state and be an exclusive fan of it's sports teams. Don't be one of those eurofags who are only "fans" of the best teams

>>75012332
1. Not everyone does it, and sometimes it's retarded. There are usually differing reasons for doing it.

2. Strike zone is supposed to be the same for everyone, obviously it isn't static because umps are human

3. Not sure why its series, probably easier to schedule as every team plays the other teams in their division a certain number of times every season.

>>75012428
So you are the cubs shitposter. Interesting.

Anyone got pics or vids of the girls dancing on the cards dugout?

>>75012397
Wrong on 2, 'tard. It's from the letters to the knees, you shorten the zone by crouching.

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>Shitcargo

go cubbies =3

Did we really need 8 different anons to give the same answers to Ireland's dumbass questions?

who /fuckthecubs/ here?

>>75012462
yes

Base hit! Good shit Yadi

how do they keep the floating white box from interfering with the ball or bat?

>>75012462
>Ireland
American Education everyone

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also, boreball is back

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>>75012443
You're keeping track of me? That sort of autism is commendable on 4chan.

>>75012443
I hope he leaves reddithawks threads.
It's bad enough with all the tripfags

>>75012473
they play around it

>>75012332
Look up Jeff Bagwell for the answer to #2

>>75012473
magic

>>75012483
>Keeping track
Don't flatter yourself nigger. I'm here to watch my team beat yours.

>opposing players hugging each other
it's an absolute kind of disgust

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>>75012464

>>75012485
Have fun with autisimo-incarnate during the regular season. He sounds like a bag of joy.

is this the worst announcing trio of all time?

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>>75012462
>erin go bragh

>>75012504
Just a couple of Latino Americans joining up to fight against the racist forces at work from white America, you have a problem?

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>>75012490
>>75012490

>>75012511
He fucking horrible, somehow worse than the trips and that faggot that spams skeletons

>"how do you feel if you're nelson cruz right there?"
Pretty sure he has plenty of experience dealing with this sort of disappointment to himself, his team, and his fans

>>75012474
Hi newfag

>>75012513
no, that honor goes to Ernesto Jerez, Ozzy Guillen and the poor fuck with them, (it's mexican espn if curious)

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Just turned on the game

>jessica mendoza is back

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ESPN RUINS EVERYTHING

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>>75012514

that a fine Irish automobile

>>75012526
I don't watch hockey, but have fun with him.

>>75012541
I've been here since 2009.... Way too long

>>75012511
>>75012526
It takes a special type of autistic cancer to be worse than them and one of the trips is universally reviled.

>>75012513
>Are any of the announcers Joe Buck?

>>75012548
>complaining about Mendoza when Joe buck, schilling and Kruk exist

>>75012558
Then how the fuck aren't you aware of the Italy/Ireland joke

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>>75012526
>>75012511
>>75012500
>Being this absolutely butt blasted on opening day.
It's going to be a long season for you.

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>>75012558

I have ballhairs that are older than your commitment to shitposting on /sp/

>>75012513
i want jon miller and le black retard bunt man back

>complaining about commentators
You should use your autism to create a cure for autism

>>75012569
>Schilling is bad

Nah fuck off, his pitcher analysis was fantastic he just needed more time to mesh with his commentators

Of course HE sabotaged that himself but still he isnt like Buck or Kruk

>>75012574
Joke's on you, I'm not a Chicago fan.

>>75012569
Schilling is pretty good Buck is horrible

Matt Vasgersian 4tw

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imagine having a runner in scoring position and just not getting a hit 3 times in a row

can you imagine haha

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>pitchers hitting

>>75012585
complaining about commentators is a pastime for my dad and me, I always thought that everyone did the same

>>75012585
>implying the booth isnt extremely important in baseball

>le big personality just having fun out there guy maymay
anyone else sick of this?

>>75012585
>cure for autism
but i don't want to be cured, my mom told me i'm special because of that

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>>75012608
>divegrassman

No one here cares who that is

>>75012608
The NL is a fucking meme

>>75012618
>mad about tsunaldo

>>75012608
bumgarner hit 2 homeruns today, friend

>>75012585
Your a fag

>>75012608
>pitchers who can't play baseball

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>>75012592
So you get to watch the Blackhawks smash the Bloos in the playoffs and the Cubs clinch the NL Central.

I believe the joke is on you.

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>>75012624
>implying I didn't save every last one of them

>>75012629
How many bums did he garner

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>>75012629
>a pitcher actually gets some hits
>it's a huge fucking deal

>memeinals

Old man Lester is going to be done in two innings at this rate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igChXsGWxJk

>>75012639
yeah that's kind of the point you dense nigger

>>75012637
You made the right choice.

>WE

Anyone got some good Cardinals memes? My folder is decidedly lacking and I need something to counter-shitpost the Cusb

>>75012642
What did he mean by this?

>>75012585
do you actually like them? they are horrible

In my day women were seen and not heard

Who /Sundayscaries/ here

>>75012654
WUZ

>Hey Dexter will you do an interview for us?
>Sure
>Tell me about your dead Grandma!

Who is this turncoat?

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CALL THE GAME

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>>75012356

>white sox

>no one, fuck that team

>thinking maybe frazier, but he's insist on brining teddy kremer along...

>>75012674
>THAT FLAG
KANGS

>you just know they fucked

FUCKING ESPN AND THEIR SJW BULLSHIT GET OFF THE TV YOU DUMB BROAD

>>75012634
Who said I was a St. Louis fan? Keep projecting Mr. Autisimo.

>>75012369
>>75012377
>>75012382
>>75012397
>>75012412
>>75012429
>>75012440
>>75012488
thanks for replying, much appreciated :)

>dexter, do you know about the website blacked.com??

>You were the first black man to represent the Cubs in the World Series and now you will be the first black man to represent the dick in my pussy

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>>75012687

AYYYYYYY GAZPACHO

Who /missingFowler/ here?

;__;

>>75012687
U2

>>75012698
Me ;-;

I bet Mendoza relaxes boone every sunday with a blow job

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>>75012686
>Just a random guy watching the Cubs and Blackhawks win.
You should just learn to cheer for the good guys instead of being contrarian.

Boss Ross would give you his seal of approval.

WE NEED MORE BLACKS IN OUR SPORT

>not buttoning the next button up
She's a whore and micro-agressively acting like one.

>playing music during fielding practice is fundamentally new and exciting for matheny and the cardinals

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>>75012698
Not me. I just got him

apologize to schwarber you fat shamers

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>>75012356
>mest

All the starting pitchers and DW

>>75012679
A guy who decided he'd rather case money rather than be treated like a god.

talk shit about Heywards hitting, the man decided it was more important to get a ring than make a extra million.

>fat man turns a triple into a double

amazing

>>75012703
You should just neck yourself shitposter.

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>>75012704

I'm fine, not more beer or hotdogs for me, just send him back

>>75012709
He turned a triple into a double

Baseball is back

So cozy

I hope all your teams exceed expectations this season friends, unless you're a Mets fan

>>75012705
She can swing my bat any day if you know what i mean

>>75012698
>Schwarber is currently 1.000 with 2 AB as the lead off hitter
>Just needs a triple and HR to get a cycle
I'm not.

>>75012703
I already said I don't watch hockey, but I'm sure you have reading comprehension problems anyway with that simple one-track mind of yours you simpleton.. I'm gathering your notoriety from your fellow fanbase at how much of a pain in the ass you are. And it's hilarious. No wonder they talk ill of you.

>Kris "MVP" Bryant

>>75012356

>twinkies
none of them, bunch of clown choes

>>75012735
Last year would've been great if Schwarbs hadn't gotten rekt
It's weird to think the Cubs underperformed by 5-8 games

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>refusing to get hits with RISP

Cubs already done again.

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>>75012721
You should stop getting mad at anonymous posts on an anime image board.

Or at least not be gutless and threaten me directly instead of saying I should harm myself.

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>>75012728
this

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>>75012735
He's gonna hit for the cycle and here's why
>be me
>working on setting up scoring for my fantasy baseball league
>friend convinces me to make a cycle worth 200 points
>"yeah it's so rare it should be an instant win"
>go along with it
>mfw the madman goes out there and does it

>>75012753
lol this cuck

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>>75012737
I'm glad you find it all amusing, I hope you enjoy the ride.

>>75012753
I'm sure you'd be sent to the emergency room should you have the spine to show up in person.

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>>75012761
>mfw I almost got to see a cycle live but tori hunter couldn't get the single

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>>75012779
Have a Rare David anon

>>75012604
matt used to be the commentator for the padres. I miss him :C

>>75012770
I'm so glad I won't have to see you again until later in the season and even more glad you're not a part of my fanbase.

Come on Jon. What the hell.

>LESTER

Will molester end his life if the cusb lose tonight?

If a team just kept bunting at Lester would he ever get an out?

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>>75012773
What I choose to meet you and remove part of my spine to keep it safe from you?

>>75012808
Nah. He'll just drink away his sorrows in Boystown

What the hell is a booking.com

BLACKED

>>75012800
>not being able to make a play at first base

That was a double play ball

nice defense there baez

>LELSTER

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>>75012753
Thank you for the new phone background, friend. Also, why do I still get mad at Fowler for his fielding... it's just what it is now.

>cubes

Wow that is a pretty rare fuck up from Baez

>Baez
"World Champs"

BAEZ YOU BOJO

>>75012819
hotel site, it had a meme ad in MLB network

>>75012819
BOOKING DOT YEAH

>>75012825
In some other timeline maybe

>>75012832
That was all Baez.

Baez was anticipating the steal because lester can't hold people on and was distracted

>this ump

>>75012840
Nice meme my man

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Cubs are lookin' great this year.