What did he mean by this?

>>75010169
This will blow your mind

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-04-30/meet-the-300-000-a-pop-stud-that-s-dominating-u-s-horse-racing

>>75010169
Is an owen a athlete?

>secondary school
>have to make a leaflet in IT class
>make it about fucking micheal owen

Wish I could go back in time and make a leaflet about someone else.

>$300,000
>no guarantee in success in successful fertilization

Tere's no way I'm paying for that

>>75010281
i wrote an essay about Tevez in 2005 for my english class

>>75010294
Was it about cavemen?

>>75010326
it is was about "My Hero" and why he was your hero

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>>75010202

he only watched 8 movies in his life 5 of which were rocky

He's a genuinely disturbing individual.

>>75010403
>forest gump

>>75010382
A Brazilian having an Argentinian football player as his hero. Interesting

>>75010527
didn't tevez play for corinthians at that point?

>>75010542
Yes he did. Makes more sense now.

what's the deal with the English?

>>75010202
What did he mean by this?

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>>75010846
the time michael owen made a brochure about himself because he was unemployed

>>75010207
How can Bays even compete?

>>75010281
>>75010294
I did a solo talk on Ronaldo in 98.

He's an absolute oddball. Someone post the video of him gloating about scoring against a 13 year old goalkeeper. Or that one where he's in a helicopter.

>>75010527
yeah he played for my team in 2005-2006 and he was a beast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbv6tzbaVLQ

>>75016475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgn5LfgqlUk

>>75016919
Why is this real wtf I fell like I have quantum teleported to a different reality

who is this guy

>>75010169
I'm not sure who this guy is but I've often thought about how lucky studs are

>>75017268

Balon d'Or winner m8

>>75017278
Michael Owen, former good footballer and resident BT Sport retard.

>>75010169
Michael Owen is a genuine sociopath.

>>75017268
Miguel Hornos, the world class American soccer player

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>Back in America from the thieving illegal criminal, and invaders in Mexico.

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PEASANT

>>75019543
Hrs such a weirdo.

Here's our Michael taking perverse pleasure in beating a 13 year old keeper:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqOxNspUPyE

>>75019543

Weaknesses: Inability to handle the bants

>>75019585
>English goalkeeping

>>75010217
>>75010208
Did he make those himself? If so we're beyond autism at this point, it's something else entirely.

>>75019585
personality-wise, this is like an english version of tsunaldo

>>75010291
When you have billions that is chump change

>>75019699
His agent made them. It was when he was searching for a new club after leaving Madrid or Newcastle - can't remember which.

>>75019927
It was Newcastle

Seemed to do the trick as Man United took the bait

>>75020328
and they both went on to win the league

>>75010281
>leaflet

top ceck

>>75019585
1:27 HURRRR

>>75010202
BLACKED

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>>75010169
>>75010202

>this thread
holy fuck i had no idea about all this
i jokingly called him autistic when listening o some of his commentary but it turns out he actually is kek

>>75019585
>english goal keeping

>>75020328
Decent free signing by Fergie, if only for the Manchester derby winner.

>>75022466
He definitely has some kind of anti personality disorder. He's on the spectrum or he's a sociopath.

>>75019543
/ourguy/

>>75010169
Is a stallion an athlete?

>>75019585
The keeper got rekt. He better learn his place in this world, the fucking peasant.

>>75019543
kek

Reminder that Michael Owen has more Premier League titles than Liverpool FC.

>>75010169
Are you the ultimate cuck if you are worried this much about the sex life of your pets?

>>75019543
holy kek

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>>75010169
>>75010202

>tfw it will never be my breeding season

>>75023627
>his place in the world
Starting for the English NT soon.

>>75029334
no it's a billion dollar global business faggot

this guy is the personification of cocaine

>>75010169

>british humor

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>>75010281
>There are kids right now making their presentations on Vardy

>>75019585
did anyone else have this vhs?
I remember this scene , even though i was 6

>>75010169
>What did he mean by this?
I guess he wants to fuck a few horses...

>>75010291
Hes, we are poor, bur the sheiks and rothschilds can afford that.

>>75020328
Daily Reminder that Michael Owen more PL winners medals one (1) than Liverpool 0 (zero)

Michael Owen is literally the Alan Partridge of reality.

>>75032192
Does he even understand the concept of banter?