Rays with the first win in 2017. 162-0 confirmed.
>>75008736
Other thread is reaching bump limit
>Bankees
molester confirmed kissing dudes in wrigleyville today.
In b4 Mariners anime guy and Royals guy
Yankees suck lmao
Can someone give me a quick rundown on the Boystown Incident?
>mo'lesting dudes
>>75008844
I bet you guys think sucking dick is gay too
>>75008839
ya this
>tfw no salary cap, salary floor, and 50/50 revenue sharing
>>75008840
One
One gay dude
Ha ha ha
Two
Two gay dudes
Ha ha ha
Three
Three
Three gay dudes
Ha ha ha
>shitkees
lol
>Yankees havent won in 2017
Kek
>>75008826
Mariners!
You faggots won't be talking all this shit when the Cubs win tonight.
>>75008860
It's not gay if you accidentally do it for beer
>You faggots won't be talking all this shit when I french three dudes tonight
>>75008911
>1 win in a 162 game season
Oh yeah that'll show everyone alright
>>75008942
its not like they are the current eries winners or anything
jays desu
don't look now, but Bumgarner is throwing a ______ game
Only fans of team that are 1-0 can post in this thread.
Not so fast rest of MLB
>>75008968
I TOLD YOU NOT TO JINX IT
I want to meet all of you faggots talking shit about me. Drinks for all of you. I'm buying. No kisses involved. Let's start fresh, and I'll show I'm worthy. Quit poking fun at me.
Batting helmets: Matte or Glossy.
what is better?
>>75008999
>No kisses involved
yeah right
>>75008957
>Winning the World Series makes a difference during the next season's regular season
Cubs are 0-0 just like most other teams senpai
>>75008999
the only one who's poking here is you. control your boner.
>I want to meet all of you faggots talking shit about me. Drinks for all of you. I'm buying
>I'll show I'm worthy.
>*blocks your path*
>>75009008
always matte
BUMGOD
I would like to say hello to DGiki'Lester and invite him to bring out the Heron persona one more time in the Giants thread in honor of what Bumgarner is doing to the Dbacks with both his arm and his bat
I mean, GAT DAM DAT BUM SLAM
>>75009008
Quit trying to copy everything the Giants do, your own fans are too plebeian to like it and your team can't pull it off
>>75009008
I like matte but it doesn't really make a huge difference to me
>greinke
kek
>>75009059
literally Joe Flacco of the MLB
20.25 ERA
>>75009083
except flacco actually won the super bowl
>>75009056
His wife is still fat.
>>75009122
ah yes, the yankees "ace"
*interviews you*
>>75009156
not anymore hes gonzo
>>75009056
The Pirates were the first team to switch to matte helmets, so the Giants are copying them
>>75009180
too bad I was just starting to like him
>>75009083
flacco actually got a ring though right?
grienke never made it past the DS? or was he on that 2011 NLCS brewers team with that loud mouthed nigger, nigger morgan. those two fat niggers sabathia and fielder, and that piece of shit juicer Braun that got BTFO by Chris Carpenter, David Freese and the Cards?
>>75009008
Matte ftw
>>75009056
Pirates did it first just saying
why is oriole bird always so smug
>*chuckles at you*
>>75009211
he went to the nlcs with the dodgers in 2013
>>75009211
>guys look nigger XD
>>75009245
*removes your vocal cords so i never have to hear you again*
>>75009244
I would imagine the bird has high self-esteem
*carves up your lineup*
>>75009288
*arm explodes*
*robs you of a home run*
>mfw baseball
>>75008662
Bum's wife > any guy
>>75009008
Glossy is better. Matte looks cool, but mostly because it's different. When the majority wears matte, glossy will stand out and look better.
I think we can all agree that any helmet looks better when covered in pine tar.
*drinks...responsibly*
>>75009288
*carves up your elbow*
>>75009288
*carves up your arm*
>>75009245
*Jash-es your Dahnulson*
>>75009329
>>75009330
FUGGGGGGG
*puts it in the books*
>>75009264
Yep, I forgot most of that series except for this screencap
>pic
>>75009268
legit not trying to be edgy, that team was legit full of niggers or guys acting like niggers. they're literally one of my most hated teams of all time.
>rags
soon
*unsheathes bat*
>>75009331
Dude I don't know why you keep posting here. Your team sucks, you're the biggest fag on this board, and everyone fucking hates you here. Just stop. I'm trying to help you out.
tiggies
>you're the biggest fag on this board
Coming from you mo'Lester, that means nothing.
>>75009383
i think it was a compliment, actually
>>75009369
>you're the biggest fag on this board
Yet, I've kissed three less men that you
*you people are fucking autistic*
>>75009122
that is the most chink dinger I've ever seen
>>75009369
>69
>>75009369
>mo'Lester calling another trip a fag
>>75009369
you're starting to win me over MoL.
but i'm not going to buy you an Old Style for just a kiss, are you willing to drink wine from my ass crack?
Post yfw based TY bought the mo'Lester trip from DGiki in order to provide us top tier memes and deflect from the incoming Yankees collapse
>>75009369
>69
the memes write themselves
>>75009395
Lmao and? You still kissed someone then, and you probably weren't taking advantage of them for money either. The only reason people go after me instead of you is because they're jealous of the Cubs.
Is mo'lester the new WSGS?
>>75009369
>the irony
>>75009395
>3 less
So only 24 guys, then?
>bragging about taking advantage of men
>>75009435
whoops wrong beercan throwing incident, was it this one?
fuck I wish I still had the batteries memes from ages ago
>3 less men than you
>You still kissed someone then
>>75009462
so it was MORE than 3 dudes
>>75009456
>Philthy
>>75009008
PINE TAR
I
N
E
T
A
R
>>75009469
fuck OFF. It was three faggots for free alcohol.
>bumgarner has a 1.000 AVG, 1.000 OBP and 4.000 SLG
arcade league absolutely BTFO
>tfw no longer NEET and can't watch 2 games a day this season
>>75009431
>You still kissed someone then
you kissed more than three?
>>75009513
>Bumgarner has better stats then the Yankees best batter
hmmm
>>75009475
This
>>75009431
>You still kissed someone then
So there were more
> BUM
> CLEAN
> THROUGH
> FIVE
> AND
> HIT
> HIS
> OWN
> HOMER
> AGAINST
> GRANKEY
The legends are all true bros. And just imagine, the Mest have five of these guys.
>>75009513
Not to mention 0.00 ERA and 0.000 BAA.
>>75009516
>tfw you un-neet right before the season starts
>>75009538
>>75009520
Fuck off. I'm not telling you fags anything. You'll over exaggerate it like you've done everything else.
>>75009568
STOP
JINXING
>>75009581
>posting on an anime image board affects a pitcher
>>75009431
>jealous of the cubs astronomical world series average of one win per century
>>75009580
how do you over exaggerate french kissing three dudes.
>>75009568
mfw thor hits a dinger off teheran tomorrow
>>75009431
>ha, faggot, I've kissed MORE than 3 men! Take that!
HAHAHAHAHAH GIANTS FAGS BTFO HAHAHAHAHAH GIANTS FAGS BTFO HAHAHAHAHAH GIANTS FAGS BTFO
>>75009594
>>75009581
NO NEED TO STOP ANY MORE
NOW BLAME ME
>>75009580
>I'm not telling you fags anything
lol there were more than 3
Did you reach second base with those
https://discord.gg/x2mSzrU
/mlb/ is invited to join the sports discord
>ShitBum gave up a triple to a Catcher to break up his perfect game and let a PH drive in the shutout breaker
>mentioning a perfecto/no-no in progress
fucking animals
WHY COULDNT YOU JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
Bum getting bombed and his wife is still fat.
>bumshit
>>75009663
And then let's a homer. 3 hits for 3 runs in 3 at bats. Wow
>buttgardener
The second guy that bought me beer had a boyfriend. He joined in too, but I stopped after I realized he didn't plan on buying me anything too. I didn't feel the need to tell you faggots because you only asked about the people that I took advantage of.
wow that collapsed quickly
Kershaw >>>>>>>>>>>> Bumshit
>>75009649
I'm not really sure what 2nd base is in a gay relationship. mo'Lester, you wanna fill us in please?
WEW LAD
still better than kershit desu be honest
>>75009714
We asked about all the guys you kissed, fag. And it's more than just 4, let's be honest
Kershaw > McCullers > Bumgarner
>>75009714
>the count keeps going up
>>75009735
Gay nipple shit I assume
>>75009714
do you plan on setting a new record for how many guys you french kiss tonight?
>mo'Lester confessing to even more gay stuff right as the giants are collapsing
>people still think he's DG
I'm confused
>>75009781
His (DG's) mind is fried so bad from constantly losing that he has to keep embarrassing himself to stay in the spotlight.
>>75009779
No, because your dad cancelled tonight faggot.
>>75009806
But this is the perfect opportunity to talk crap about San Francisco. Are we being bamboozled?
>>75009809
that would just be one guy though that wouldn't be enough for you.
>>75009809
So you do you want to kiss more dudes than
>Matt Cain got a perfect game
>still eludes Bum
>>75009847
Matt Cain is a better pitcher than Bumshit.
>>75009872
current Cain or 2014 Cain?
because he's currently trash
>The Yankees aren't playing tomorrow, so no one can make fun of them
Just as planned
wew lad
DESIGNATED HITTER BTFO
just give him a silver slugger
Can't wait to hear about this everyday from jints fans for the rest of the year
>I rate the DH
>I'MMA GET MYSELF OUT OF THIS
BUMSUS CHRIST
DINGER #2 AGAINST GREINKE
>designated hitters
>>75009914
t. AL babby
>>75009714
Are you gay?
Designated hitters are for designated shitters.
bumGOD could hit a home run cycle and having pitchers """""""bat""""""" would still be stupid
>>75009008
Depends on the color scheme
Teams like San Francisco own matte but I think it looks awful on uniforms with brighter colors like >rags
Madison Bumgarner is leading the majors in HRs. What time to be alive
>>75010060
Too bad he isn't leading the pitching. Kershaw is better.
>giving up two homers to the opposing pitcher on opening day
>>75010093
but kershaw hasnt even pitched yet
>>75010099
That's why he's better.
>Yuckees
10/10 season, would start again
Who else /waitingfortomorrow/ here?
>>75010129
Fuck you, you Oriole fuck. 27 rings and counting. I watched every single WS win they ever had.
>>75010132
not me
>>75010132
yo
>>75010132
>>75010156
>mfw he's on the sidelines
>>75010132
Here's to another down arrow season, ese
>>75010138
>being 100 and posting on /sp/
>>75008736
Daily reminder that the Astros will win the World Series this year
>>75010138
>I watched every single WS win they ever had.
Go to bed, grampa.
>ianetta
>>75010168
I will save your team, but I'll have to relocate it to Las Vegas. But you will be competing.
>>75010178
shh they mean they watched both of the WS wins that they were alive for
>>75010106
Not in the playoffs
>>75010168
Get your shit together, dump your pepes and your minor league team. Find a cutting edge meme and cheer for a proper team like the Cubs.
>>75010190
I'd rather french molester for a hard Mike lemonade than have the whos move
>>75010138
>>75010178
>>75010184
Turn your trip back on, Stengel
>>75010181
>Thinking a Team from Texas will win a championship in the MLB, NHL, NFL or NBA during the Trump regime.
Chicago is already a lock for the MLB and NHL. And the Cowgirls are going to have a bad case of the sophmore sucking. lol apehoop.
>>75010132
It's killing me
>Rays
>1-0
>100% attendance
Opening Day sure is weird sometimes.
>>75010181
>people denying this fact
shoo be doo wop
>>75010255
>100% attendance
>dat still shot of 'everyone on their feet' and you see about 1000 people scattered
>>75010255
>boom garter is the best hitter in the major leagues
Can't wait to see what this season holds
>>75008840
>>75010255
>snook
>giants win
TOO BAD IT'S AN ODD YEAR
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOTS
>>75010231
>he thinks Houston and Dallas teams get along
>he conveniently ignores the Spurs
>he thinks the Cubs won't revert back to being the Astros's bitch like they were during the Astros's stint in the NL
Cuckgago pls
can i get some red sox may mays? i had to delete most of mine to make room for all the new brady ones
>>75010310
>Thinking the Toxins or Cowgirls will do well this year.
>Thinking the Spurs won't get annilahted by the Warriors, Thunder or Cavilers.
>Thinking the Cubs won't fine tune and be even more dominate than they were last year.
Do you fuck your steers as well as be a queer?
>>75010327
kys handegg cuck
Will the Giants bullpen strike again?
DBAGS DBAGS DBAGS
>>75010261
This was the best Astros uniform.
>>75010358
>a leaf
>>75010305
>Giants win
Uh?
>>75010390
>Millennials
>trash
pick both
>giants bullpen
kek
>be a pitcher
>hit 2 home runs in a game
>don't qualify for the win
What did they mean by this?
Giants deserved that for intentionally dragging out that at bat
>>75010390
Lies
>>75010432
>score 2 runs
>give up 3
>why aren't I winning?
yo is this fag really saying he made out with 3 guys but it's not gay because he got free beers out of it?
buddy you should sign up for a seekingarrangement.com account and become a 'not gay' prostitute because old men will give you $200-$1000 per hang out session (nothing gay) and imagine how many beers you can get with that money? that's like 5 beers at wrigley field
>>75010524
I bet if he sucked your dick, you'd like it.
>>75010569
Nah, I'm a one man, man. Just ask your dad.
>fernando rodney as your closer
what did the diamondbacks mean by this?
>>75010580
M-mom?
>>75010524
He didn't even get beer from one guy. He said that one guy only bought him Smirnoff Ices
on the one hand, it's fucked up that Jose Fernandez died
on the other hand, it's fucked up that he was using cocaine and speeding in a boat in the middle of the night and also got two of his friends killed
Opening day roster officially in. Let's go boys.
>haven't even gotten out of bed today
>Been in bed for almost 17 hours straight
>Thought baseball being back would help, but still feeling like trash
What do I do /baseball/? I'm considering ordering a pizza.
>>75010670
wtf Larry Bowa has been a coach with the Phillies since 2014?????????
>>75010676
what's wrong with you?
>lelvin upton
>>75010670
when will neris become closer
gonna pick him up in fantasy
>>75008999
So this is the Fernando Rodney experience
>>75010696
Bowa was a shit manager but anyone can be a bench coach
>>75010696
>>>75010676 (You)
>what's wrong with you?
Depression
>>75010676
Order the pizza. At least it will satisfy one of your cravings. You can always get out of bed tomorrow, it's a new day.
>>75010736
>>75010716
Good taste my friend. Was lucky enough to pick up reed in my league
>>75010781
felipe rivero will also become a closer at some point this season
tony watson sucks
>>75010676
i usually take a shower and then get drunk by myself while i shitpost with yall
>>75010775
Thanks anon.
I will order a pizza. I will get a Dew with it too. Hopefully the caffeine will fire me up a bit.
Fuck you NY
I wonder if molester is going to give us a live update of the men he has kissed for smirnoffs at boystown tonight.
>>75010354
>implying the Cubbie's win wasn't a flash in the pan
>Actually thinking the Cards won't cockslap them as per usual
>Actually thinking Da Bears will ever see the playoffs in his lifetime
>Implying the Astros don't have the most solid infield and pitching rotation in the MLB
>Being an ignorant Chicago nigger
God I cannot wait for you smug fucks to get knocked down a peg. Just don't get hit by gang crossfire before then!
>>75010827
Sad: The Life
>>75010867
Do you think he'll have the time? Dudes and drinks sounds like a full evening.
>>75010905
you're probably right im sure he will give us the full scoop tommorow.
>>75010889
Why are you so mad?
>melanshit
JINTS
nice closer gnats
D'Backs TIED IT UP
OH MY
Giants what are you doing
HAHAHHA jesus
>>75011004
Bullpennin' in the post-core-4 era
*comes out of the closet*
>Gnats in charge of not choking.
They're just picking up where they left off last year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96yjSyNlj68
>melancon on your fantasy team
Sorry black and orange bro
Maybe we'll pick up the slack tomorrow.
>have your pitcher hit two home runs
>lose
What did they mean by this?
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH
>gints "bullpen"
LOL
The shanty town of San Francisco
I like those DBacks jerseys
>JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS
how fucking embarrassing.
>JINTS
LMAAAAAAO
What a disaster
>Gnats
I missed baseball so much
Who cares? It's not an even year so it doesn't matter how this season will go.
>dump casilla and romo
>bullpen is still somehow just as bad
Don't worry Jintsbros it's an odd year after all
>GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS >GNATS
>Yankees lose
>Giants lose
GOAT season confirmed if Cubs lose tonite
>walgreens didn't re-sign melanshit
The San Francisco Giants are on pace for 324 blown saves.
>>75011127
Over/under 5 run differential?
>>75011139
Both games were high scoring so far. I think we are in for a pitchers duel. CAP THIS
Ninny league BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>>75011139
under for sure
At least we can all agree that the right teams have won so far today
what a meme game
expect nothing else from the giants
>>75011139
Hoping for Cards by 6.
Expecting Cubs by 1.
>Fernando Rodney is the National League wins leader
>>75011168
lel oh lel
>tanaka
where did it all go so wrong
>>75011168
This is a special moment.
>>75011183
He left NPB.
> pitchers can't hit meme
American League fags btfo
OWINGS
>>75011194
pollock is so underrated
hope he wins comeback player of the year
Doyers will win the west by how many games
post >yfw DBacks clinch the NLW and Jints and Doyers don't even make WC
> babby league punching up at the fun league
laff and a haff
>>75011200
Enjoy your one win loser. Get fucked.
>>75011194
he had a good strikeout rate at least
>>75011198
Now put him on a team that doesn't suck. Like the Cubs.
still have cute grills desu
bullpen just needs to settle in a little bit
> mfw I come to /mlb/ and all the asshurt over the Cubs and they haven't even played a game yet.
Stay mad faggots. Repeat confirmed
the detroit tigers will win the 2017 world series, mark my words
>>75011207
Enjoy your bullpen
>>75011207
aw shit you got me dude good one
>>75011203
10+
>>75011233
>>75011238
It's an odd year so I won't watch it anyway. Only watch baseball during even years.
>>75011205
Rockies are winning the west desu
>>75011245
how did that work out for you last season
>>75011226
the detroit tigers ballpark special is little caesars detroit-style cardboard and garbage served with a room temperature lead cocktail
you cannot make this shit up
>>75011245
kek
>>75011238
gg m8
Thoughts?
>>75011245
Cubes destroyed that shit meme
>>75011223
Get out of here Trump poster Chicago is a liberal city.
>>75011261
Just like how pisslester destroyed those three guys' tonsils
>>75011260
Never get ex-Nats. They never work out.
>>75011207
>>75011245
>bullshit but I believe it
Gnats lose
Yank$ lose
it's a perfect season already
Nice "bullpen" you got there san fran
>>75011260
terrible pitch and location
>>75011198
Now put him on a team that doesn't suck. Like not the Cubs.
>>75011287
where's that arms meme that gets posted so frequently
>>75011281
If you are a Dodgers fan, you can't use that dollar sign for the Yankees
>>75011287
wish we had a nigga wifebeater of our own like Chapmilia instead of this smiling white nice guy
>>75010896
heh. ironically it's a vast improvement over how i was living with my ex
>>75011314
>>75011316
Hang in there, m8. You should prolly eat something if you're drinking, even if it is pizza. Watch the Cubs/Cards game and try to relax a bit.
>>75011287
#Casilla'sGhost
Lmao I'm beginning to think that it's Texas Yankees that's taking off his trip to slander me. Get a life dude lmao. It's like just one or two people here giving me shit trying to make me leave. Fuck off ty. You're the biggest fag on this board. Lmao you probably wish I was gay tho.
Is mlb.tv worth it if my team isn't in the blackout area? Am a twinkies fan that moved to New Mexico. Never had it before because I lived in Iowa, and fuck the blackout zones in Iowa.
>>75011314
Fucking law abiders man. When will teams learn.
>>75011340
Do you have T-Mobile? They are giving a year of MLB.tv premium out for free on Tuesday
>Everyone shittalking the Yankees despite the fact that we haven't won since 2009 and haven't been particularly good this decade
Alas, why do they hate us so?
>wish I was gay
That's just fucking proves it.
Can I just ask why is this Boxberger edition
>>75011357
They hate us cause they ain't us
>>75011337
update on kissies for beer?
>>75011357
Shut the fuck up
You too pisslester
>>75011358
see
>>75011028
>>75011353
Nah, I'm on Verizon. Damn near the only cell service that's decent where I am at the moment.
>>75011357
Because of your obnoxious fanbase.
>>75011340
>Is mlb.tv worth it if my team isn't in the blackout area?
Yes, but you can make it an even better deal by splitting the membership with someone else.
>>75011340
If you have T-Mobile, go with what >>75011353 said. If you're a student, you can give them your .edu e-mail address and get a pretty decent discount. Even without any discounts and with a ~minimum wage job, it's still worth it.
>tfw no closer
>tfw ryan goins and justin smoak are unironically on the 25 man roster
>tfw bullpen is nonexistant
who /seasonalreadyover/ here
>>75011381
you have a damn good rotation tho. i'm jealous desu
>>75011381
Are you ready to see the Jasy bandwagon finally crash and burn so you can have competent fans again?
>>75011381
>tfw ryan goins and justin smoak are unironically on the 25 man roster
this pisses me off the most. fucking cut loose upton but kept goins.
>>75011337
B O Y S T O W N
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>>75011381
Just have the starters pitch 9 innings every game, scrap out a WC.
>>75011397
The Jasy fans that actually post here consistently are good guys.
>>75011381
>Osuna ded
sigh
>>75011402
I wanted to say this sounds terrible but the timestamp has me rethinking it
>>75011381
but steve pearce
>>75011381
>tfw no closer
Closers are a meme
>mfw Melancon blown save
> first night of the season
> kenny instead of amsinger
>>75011442
Real pitchers go for the full game
>>75011458
Y'all want him back? I'll give you 64 million dollars to take him back.
>>75011435
O's fan here, I want him back, thx.
I want to turn my frown upside down
>>75011471
Nah that's okay.
We've got Blake "Chaddeus Maximus" Treinen
>>75011489
The Dodgers wouldn't blow a game like that, little brother. Come to LA and we'll make you a winner.
It's just not Opening Day without the President throwing out the first pitch.
Even Dubya did it.
Trump got skeered.
>>75011489
>distress_signal.png
lmao, it'll be alright man
So if the Cubs get BTFO this will be a 10/10 opening day right?
How are the Cusb going to """""""win"""""""" their games this year?
Bonus question: will Manfred ever have the balls to reveal the truth about """"""""""""pilates""""""""""""?
>>75011500
lol
>>75011500
>The Dodgers wouldn't blow a game like that
>
>>75011522
Yes
>>75011512
Dubya had a history with baseball because he was the owner of running the >RAGS into the ground before Nolan Ryan made them quasi respectable.
Trump wouldn't be able to hack it if the crowd started booing him, his ego is way to fragile. I mean look at how he's abusing federal resources to try and make it look like he didn't pull the claim that Obama was spying on him out of his ass.
>>75011512
Don't give a shit about party lines
any president who rejects throwing out the first pitch is shit.
it's more unamerican than kneeling during the anthem.
Am I the only who doesn't give a shit about Jose Fernandez? He did it to himself, driving a boat under the influence.
Also
>>75011500
see
>>75011545
>>75011500
pffft
>celebrating a murderer
>>75011524
By blowing the fuck out of your star pitcher and hitting staff like they did last time.
Kershaw deserves to be on a better team since everyone let him down. He should join the Cubs pitching staff and it would be a five man rotation from god.
>>75011558
we do that with every president, lad
>>75011563
True, but you're going to trigger someone saying that.
>>75011548
That was after he let 9/11 happen, right? What a mulligan he got by having that magic 'R' as his party affiliation.
POST YOUR OPENING DAY FEAST
ITALIAN COMBO with fries.
for non chicago plebians, the sammich is italian seasoned beef, italian sausage dipped is au jus, and then i dip the already dipped sammich into an addition au jus dip cup.
>>75011581
No one cares you faggot
>>75011548
Greatest fucking first pitch of all time. No contest.
>>75011578
his admin and the clinton admin both knew 9/11 was coming
neither the US or al-qaeda actually thought the towers would fall
clinton thought gore would take the next two elections and then hillary would take 08 and 12, so the attacks would have given THEM the bipartisan unilateral "blank check" for their policies
so when bush's camp inherited the intel, of course they decided to do the same thing and let it happen...wouldn't you want a blank check?
>>75011581
Hi what is your instagram so I can follow you?
>>75011581
corned beef and mustard on brioche earlier, bout to have some cheese pizza now
>>75011581
Went down the street a few blocks to a sandwich joint and got one of these with garlic fries. Shit service but dank food.
>>75011381
Serve you right for stealing Pearce
>>75011581
As a non-Chicagoan, Italian beef is not a very good sandwich. Overcooked, bland beef on soggy bread.
Chicago should stick to hot dogs.
I'd sacrifice a goat to ensure the Cubs lose, but it seems goats no longer hold power over the team.
>>75011581
Leftover homemade Pizza that I made last night.
>>75011618
>Thinking the Republicans would give Al Gore a blank check if 9/11 happened under his watch.
Your delusion is funny.
why does everyone sing the anthem so damn slow, it's not supposed to be slow
Cardinals
t
b
h
senpai
>>75011706
It's ridiculous
Look at the fucking benghazi moaning and nobody even knows what the fuck that was
>>75011706
m8 the nation was going to put aside partisan politics for whoever the fuck was president when it happened
i mean even if ralph fuckin nader was pres
>>75011581
I think we all know who the real winner of this dick-measuring contest is.
>>75011548
W threw a good first pitch too. If I remember correctly, Obama was way off. Not anywhere near Fifty Cent or Carly Rae Jepsen bad, but not good either.
>>75011667
>Overcooked, bland beef
Go to a better restaurant.
>soggy bread
Ask them not to dip it.
>>75011801
yeah, Obama's was really high and off.
but the thing is, he still did it. for Trump to not do it is poor form and comes across as vain.
>>75011581
im trying to eat healthy so baked potato with margarine and low cal caesar salad
Jessica Mendoza is a worse commentator than Joe Buck
prove me wrong
>>75011840
Someone should have taught him how to throw a 4-seam fastball before he went and embarrassed himself out there.
>>75011855
mendoza's a little dry but she's not nearly as bad as you spergos make her out to be
joe buck is unironically a very good announcer. he stopped the emotionless thing several years ago, so you can't claim that
>>75011887
>t.shill
mendoza talks way to much
Joe buck is just a moron
>>75011855
they're equally bad in my opinion
>>75011621
>>75011599
go to burger king and try to enjoy your shitty meal you plebian. i'll be enjoying my slow cooked high quality beef that was marinated for over a day before served. if you don't order early enough in the day, or too many people order before you. they run out because it's a high quality but kinda high priced sammich shop.
>>75011667
this
>>75011838
you ate shit, learn to find better restaurants.
>>75011845
MLB Opening Night(s) are cheat nights. Tomorrow I'm doing a massive Calzone for the Sox opener.
>>75011855
>>75011916
lol ok, so since your taste is obviously superior, who are some GOOD announcers?
>>75011921
I had McAllister's for dinner.
>>75011947
Gary Thorne especially when drunk as fuck is the best
>>75011855
i just don't want a woman commentating on men's sports.
>>75011974
> being this insecure about your masculinity
m8...
FOR ITS
ONE
TWO
THREE KISSES FOR BEER AT THE OLLLLL BOOYYYSSS TOWNNNN
>>75011855
Joe Buck is good now though. He was incredible in game 7
>>75011947
vargesarian or however you say his name is good
the mets broadcast team is good
>>75011959
Not horrible, but not a custom italian beef from a comfy local sammich shop or from a reputable franchise like portillos.
>>75011974
Women commentators are honestly pretty good.
They're better than most of the male commentators we have for soccer because they can't lean back on cliches learnt from playing.
>>75012006
> vasgersian
> good
>>75011973
I wonder if Jalisco's tequila supply ever recovered from him at the WBC
>>75011947
keith hernandez is pretty good
pete rose and alex rodriguez were great in the post season last year
mark texeria today was great for his first time
curt shilling was great until he went /pol/
Nomar Garciapara is also good
[spoiler]Harry Doyle is god tier tho[/spoiler]
>>75012020
SANTA MARIA
alright real talk i fucking hate the fucking cardinals but those black bird caps are absolutely sick
>>75011947
Mike Francesa if he wanted to announce games
>>75012029
>mark texeria today was great for his first time
that's good to hear
> new tv
> amazon fire box
> baseball in 60hz
it's fucking trippy
>>75011947
Giants and Mets
Buck hasn't been horrible in years btw.
javy baez is so cute i would kiss him even if he didnt buy me a drink first
Are the Cubs close to joining the Big 4 elite franchises of the Yankees, Cardinals, Dodgers and Red Sox?
>>75011997
Here's your (you)
>>75012006
Matty V is passable, probably among the best of the non-team affiliated announcers but that's not saying much
>>75011581
Mixed veggies and turkey breast and sweet potato
yum yum
>>75012102
Nice proxy, fag
>>75012102
settle down molester
>>75012108
He got rave reviews for his performance btw, so you can quit the contrarianism
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/11/chicago-cubs-joe-buck-final-play-call-video-2016-world-series
>>75011299
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness
arm fatigue
>tfw no old/fat
>>75012135
>usatoday
Am I supposed to care?
>>75012106
Does this even trigger Giants and A's fans any more?
>>75012157
lol just type in 'buck game 7' in google and literally all of the articles are positive.
>>75012168
>Giants
>losing to the DBags
ehehehehehe
>>75012168
Giants fans are currently killing themselves and there are no more A's fans.
>>75012135
>blowing the Cubs the whole series
>h-he's a good, unbiased commentator
Yeah, okay
>>75011581
where from?
you been to Ricobene's?
>>75012176
Is this how they form opinions in philthadelphia? By pleb consensus?
>>75012182
>>75012183
Well the point is how that anon is trying to trigger them both by placing underachieving teams like the Dodgers and the Cubs ahead of them, but he never seems to get (you)s on it any more.
>>75012106
>Cardinals
>elite with Mike Matheny still running the team into the ground
Loving
Every
Laugh
alright so i'm going downtown tomorrow for the opening day festivities
anybody know a good way to get some free drinks if i go to a bar?
>>75012270
Be a woman or molester
>female announcer
Guess I'm not watching any Sunday night MLB games this season
>>75012270
Depends what part of town you're in. If you're on the North Side near Wrigleyville I know of a couple bars where guys will literally by you drinks for free.
>>75012210
local sammich shop that specializes in italian beef, slow cooks their beef a day before serving
>>75012270
kissies for booze
>>75012218
No we form opinions by throwing shit at people. Don't question me again mmkay
The Colorado "just fuck my ERA up senpai" rockies will win the NL West. Cap this
>>75011381
>based gini will be shutting it down
>baby gogo a GOAT
>smoak will not be entirely terrible
>rotation is elite and bullpen is passable
literally haven't even played a game and you're already whining. there are far worse teams with actual fans that don't hate themselves and everything in their lives that are happier than you and looking forward to baseball more
fucking
kill
yourself
For how long?
>>75012337
He stops qualifying for both tomorrow.
>>75012337
He'll hit a home run is every at bat this season and win 0 games despite this
I miss the offseason
/mlb/ is so angry now
>>75012337
>on pace to pass Bonds
>>75012337
truly the goat at statpadding in a meaningless loss
>>75012370
>missing offseason shitposting instead of gameday rageathons
I want reddit to leave
>>75012403
t. apecollide casual
>>75012386
>I hate Mets fans i want to punch their faces in
Someone is upset
>>75012414
>calling handegg "apecollide"
Cum on step it up
>playoff hockey soon
is there anything better?
>>75012414
I don't even know what you're implying.
>>75012386
got a little too drunk a little too early, eh
>>75012432
I was just going for the angry philly guy meme, sounded better in my head
>survived another offseason
Who /madeithere/ bros?
>phillie tripfags are even allowed to exist without being laughed off the board
Where the fuck is Orson Welles when you need him
>>75012461
Eh, fuck it. Cheers to opening day lads.
>>75012505
Nothing to laugh at yet, who /undefeated/ here
>>75012492
had a miserable six months, thank fuck real life is here again
Yankees lose
Giants lose
All I need is for the Cubs to lose and it will be a perfect opening day.
>>75010676
>>75010760
Pizza and caffeine are your friends. Turn the volume up on the game as loud as you can stand. Immerse yourself as best as you're able.
Also go see a doctor if you haven't. I know it sucks to do that, but it can help more than anything. Depression sucks, but you can get through it.
Also going to bed as early as possible is a big help, as is going to work/class/whatever obligations you might have.
what kind of satisfaction do you get by trying to have an identity as a regular mediocre fan of a shitty sports team on an anonymous chinese cartoon forum? like I kinda get DG and mo'kisser, that's just masochistic performance art, but what you're getting out of being an obnoxious faggot as if people should care who you are when your contributions are just trite and meaningless is beyond me
>>75012547
we're gonna dong ya just like last year
>>75012640
>mo'kisser
kek
>>75012640
i will literally never understand "people" who use tripcodes
>>75010945
Who will give him "the full scoop" tonight though?
Schwarber gonna hit for the cycle
>>75012668
I want to believe this is a cup & ball joke
>>75012650
Be afraid commies.
>page 2 on a memeriffic Opening Day
not on my watch
>gints
didn't check the box score after madbum's second dinger, what happened? they spill their spaghetti again?
>>75012882
Bullpen
;_;
>>75012860
Everyone's in the gamethread.
>not last
well it'll feel good to overperform expectations, although all the radio guys are estimating bewteen 75 and 83 wins.
>>75012882
Gints have one left hander in their entire bullpen and he's a starter who isn't ready yet
They're like the reverse orioles, great starters and no other pitchers
Ubaldo Jimenez should sign a five year contract just for shits and giggles.
>>75013128
I'd wish that on no one.
>>75013136
He'll sign with a random team. No one will know until the deal has been inked. It's like playing Russian roulette.
>>75013136
Honestly how the fuck can the orioles get worse at starting pitching?
>>75013128
>meme'd his way to elite pitcher status after one season in Colorado
what a madman
Watching Heyward bat makes me want to kill myself
Why do they always make cancer sound bigger than it is? Don't get me wrong, I realize it's a devastating disease, but they always have to play it up and say "battle with cancer." Makes it sound like they're gearing up for the Normandy landing or something.
>>75013329
because cancer treatment is brutal as fuck
and once you get it, cancer can return at any time
>>75013329
Cancer is some bad shit but it really is overplayed, especially breast cancer like jesus fuck dude I'm just trying to watch some dudes hit and throw a ball.
>>75013351
Leukemias worse desu
My grandad did cancer no problem but leukemia fucked him up
>>75013412
uh, m8...
>>75013373
Biggest problem with breast cancer is that it's pushed by a for profit "awareness charity" where all the money goes to their execs
>>75013412
lad
>>75013419
I get that is technically cancer but it's very different to typical cancers
>>75013425
I used to work as an ice cream guy at a minor league stadium and there was one guy who insisted on pink souvenir helmets "for breast awareness"
>>75013425
um i dunno but I think the biggest problem with breast cancer is that it's a disease that kills people
>>75013351
It's not so bad when you have down and get pumped with HGH like Rizzo
>>75013475
Breast cancer's got an incredibly low mortality rate for a cancer, it's like 11% tops . It drawing all the funding actually hurt the charity efforts of other cancers which are real killers
>>75013486
it depends on when it's found and can always come back. I don't think they talk about mortality rates with cancer really, just 5-, 10-, 15-year prognoses
I was just memeing, I think you meant "the biggest problem with breast cancer activism" or some shit
>>75013515
Yeah that'd be more accurate. I'm pissed so I'm not too coherent.
Outside of Susan G Komen who are the money grabbing pricks breast cancer charities are okay but it fucking sucks that it's lead to worse cancers, even female only ones like uterus cancer, being ignored.
>>75013600
Kek.
>>75013552
thing about any kind of cancer is though that once you get it, it can metastasize any where else in your body at any point in your life. so pushing support for a common, easily detectable kind might be pretty constructive overall.
of course most the """"""charities"""""" are absolute shams and everyone jumping on the breast cancer wagon leads to neglected research for others, but that's america man everything is business
>>75013600
that son of a bitch
#StandUp2Cancer #su2c
#AllCancerIsbad #HateCancer #MakeCancerGoToHeck
>>75013600
Great 2016 meme
>>75013640
I tend to send my donation dollaridoos to childrens cancer hospitals that don't charge their patients. It's not like they smoked or ate their way into getting cancer like some adult dumbshits, and having a child go through that is something I could never wish on my worst enemy.
St. Jude's is my go-to for Amazon Smile.
>WS champions
>0 runs
pathetic
>>75013707
#AmericaFirst #MakeCancerGreatAgain
>>75013794
they must be cracking down on "pilates" testing
Cubs will lose 100 games this season.
>>75011581
Vegan taco night. Soy chorizo, quinoa, mushroom, and black beans.
Italian beef is retard fuel btw
>>75013838
Literally don't doubt it. Get ready for Indians vs. Dodgers, Indians sweep in 5
>>75013801
#Cancer4all #ThisIsMyCancer
>>75013882
>soy
Enjoy your estrogen
keking at these comments after the giants drafted bumgarner
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2007/6/7/13640/50235#1197017
>>75012401
>statpadding in a meaningless loss
>statpadding
>meaningless loss
That's anyone in the doyers, but more prominently their *ace*.
(0 pennants in 28 years BUT a lot of stats ... multiple entries, in fact)
>>75013976
I enjoyed your mom's estrogen