I seriously hope you guys don't do this

what's that? You can get your hair cut and watch sports during it?
Seems pretty chill, what's the issue?

>>75006355
If you're a man and you get your hair cut at all, you better be doing it yourself

>>75006355
My barber has TVs whats the big deal
They put on baseball or soccer

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>>75006444
this

I go there for the little massage thing and the hot towel, the qt hairdressers run their fingers sensually on my face and I get a hardon below the gown

I tip them like 50% so I think they recognize me and do it

>>75006355
I'm balding, so I don't have to worry about going that low.

>>75006581
>getting your hair cut by a woman

faggot

the only acceptable place for a man to get a haircut is a legit local barbershop with old school barbers

having a woman massage your scalp instead of some fat old dude is super gay

To be honest having a gay man cut your hair is objectively the best because they're the most fashionable and fabulous. Then you can impress all the qt girls with your hip new do.

>>75006622
I'm not going to have some wop cut my hair in his archaic looking shop to affirm my manliness

>>75006355
I imagine it smells like middle aged divorced men and blacks in there

>>75006646
>gays
>most fashionable
Hahahaha
This is how I know you walk around in cargo shorts on the reg
Flamboyant ≠ fashionable

>>75006650
ok bro go to the salon staffed by beauty school girls like all the gay guys

men go to a barbershop run by men, for men

>>75006719
So just like your mother's pussy?

>>75006719
>black guys going to sportclips

lol

>when the lady cutting your hair puts her ass on the side of your arm

Fuckin yum

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>>75006766

Why? The ladies do a good job and I do the little punch card thing and get free haircuts.

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>>75006797
>when she put her br**sts on the back of your neck while she cuts the front

>2017
>having hair

lol

>>75006911
t. Shitty genes

>>75006797
some gay guy that cut my hair before told me about the girls in his place would get hair splinters in their tits from showing cleavage for bigger tips. the hair would go in their bra and then stick into them

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>>75006622
t.

the great lake could not quench the thirst in this thread

>>75006622
hahaha get fucked you bent twat ahahahaha

>>75006355
i wish i had one of those

>>75006729
literally nothing wrong with cargo shorts

>>75009374
>Literally nothing wrong with cargo shorts
KEK

>>75009374
if you actually do work and carry shit around, sure

>>75006538
>barber shop having poverty kick on
welp never going there

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>>75009467
well played tripfag, well played

>not going to the hip black barbershop like 99% of everyone else on this board

>>75010504

>giving blacks your money...willingly
>white
no thanks

>>75010504
I've only ever seen two black people in 25 years of life and neither of them looked like they had any skill at cutting hair

>>75006387
the issue is you end up looking like shit

my barber puts on the game show network and serves alcohol. pretty comfy. way better than the shitholes that just show first take all day.

>>75010892
I'm sure you looked like shit going in to the barbershop. A good haircut isn't going to change anything you delusional fuck.

>>75010922
this is literally the opposite of everything that is true. confirmed for not effay.

>>75006622
>>75006758
Holy shit, how insecure are you?

>>75010949
,,,and then there's this queer

>>75011006
t. mullet wearing redneck

>>75011061
>mullets
>not effay
I wanna be on your side but this is just wrong

>in middle school
>mom takes me to sports clips
>I walk in, hair is somewhat difficult to work with but I'd managed pretty well up to this point
>gay guy sees me and volunteers to tame the beast on my head
>he leads me back and starts snipping away
>his confident face goes to confusion and then to distress
>he has completely fucked my hair up
>he continues to snip here and there as if putting on the finishing touches but he's actually thinking of what the fuck to tell my mom
>we both walk out like prisoners headed to the electric chair
>I hear him whispering "I'm so sorry" as my mom just stares at what she just paid for
>for all intents and purposes, I look like a retard
>I go home and promptly buzz it all off

First and last time I ever went to Sportsclips.

>>75012989
Pics

>>75013034
Pics of the bad haircut I got ten years ago? you know what I actually just deleted the folder that had it, sorry man.

I went to a sports clips about a month ago because they were the only place open on a Sunday near me. The cut was maybe a 6/10, passable but not great. I thought the place was tacky and the hairdresser agreed and said she didn't even watch or follow sports.

Given the option i wouldn't go there again.

>>75006355
Impressive thread.

>usually buzz my own hair
>decide to grow it out to see what happens, been growing for like 4-5 months
>curly jewfro
>no idea what to ask a barber to do for how to cut it

>>75006355
My wife works at one of these. Comes home with mad tips. I'd go but she cuts my hair at home for free.

My wifes son loves this place.

>>75014366

"1 on the sides and clean up the top"

boom, also I go to this place because they dont take appointments and are usually well staffed

>>75014486
>1 on the sides

lel that would leave me basically bald are you kidding me, usually i do a 5 all around