OPENING DAY!!!
San Francisco Giants @ Arizona Diamondbacks
(D-backs home opener)
Chase Field
4:10 PM ET | 1:10 PM PT
TV: NSBA | FS-A
* also nationally televised on ESPN2
Madison Bumgarner (LHP #40)
spring (1-0 | 2.52 ERA | 23 K)
vs.
Zack Greinke (RHP #21)
spring (2-0 | 5.06 ERA | 5 K)
SF
1. CF Denard Span (L)
2. 1B Brandon Belt (L)
3. RF Hunter Pence (R)
4. C Buster Posey (R)
5. SS Brandon Crawford (L)
6. 3B Eduardo Nuñez (R)
7. LF Jarrett Parker (L)
8. P Madison Bumgarner (R)
9. 2B Joe Panik (L)
Conor Gillaspie (L)
Gorkys Hernandez (R)
Aaron Hill (R)
Nick Hundley (R)
Chris Marrero (R)
ARI
1. CF A J Pollock (R)
2. SS Chris Owings (R)
3. 1B Paul Goldschmidt (R)
4. 3B Jake Lamb (L)
5. LF Yasmany Tomas (R)
6. 2B Brandon Drury (R)
7. RF David Peralta (L)
8. C Jeff Mathis (R)
9. P Zack Greinke (R)
Nick Ahmed (R)
Daniel Descalso (L)
Jeremy Hazelbaker (L)
Chris Herrmann (L)
Chris Iannetta (R)
* ARI:
-- Jake Barrett (RHP #33) .... 10-day DL (right shoulder inflammation)
-- Socrates Brito (OF #19) ... 60-day DL (recovering from Mar 17 left ring finger surgery)
** SF:
-- Will Smith (LHP #13) ..... out for deason (Tommy John Surgery)
-- Mac Williamson (OF #51) ... 15 (?) -day DL (left quad soreness)
(game thread 1 hour early ... let's queue this up)
Where is the stream?
Oooooooooohhh bbbaaaaabbbbbyyyyyy
fuck a dodger
>>75006379
you can now stream giants games on the NBC sports app (like warriors and sharks games)... don't know if you need to sign in or whatever
GOOOO SNEEEEKKKKSS
>>75007143
maximum kek
this better be a real pitching duel. the jap shit the bed against archer and i was hype for that
>>75006379
cricfree [dot] sc
LET THE FUN BEGIN
Do Giants fans really consider beating the Dodgers as equivalent to winning the WS?
>>75007234
Here, now go.
>>75007234
Since, as a Giants fan, I know how it feels to watch my team win a world series in my lifetime...
No, it's not equivalent. But that doesn't mean Dodger fan tears aren't delicious.
>>75007234
EVERY TIME!!!
Because we know the ACTUAL FEELING of winning a WS (not the virtual feeling by selling team merchandise).
Why i Opening Day so romantic?
>>75006379
I'm using these:
http://mlbstreams.net/san-francisco-giants-live-stream/
http://mlbstreams.net/san-francisco-giants-live-stream/
>>75007234
You
>D-bags 20th opening day.
tfw I'm older than than this expansion team
>>75007300
>>75007277
How did your season end last year?
>>75007470
the same way every dodgers season since 1988 has ended: sans pennant
Buster Posey could be president.
>>75007470
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y77gKZ2EEb0
(same as yours)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_San_Francisco_Giants_Opening_Day_starting_pitchers
38 road opening games
22 home opening games
>>75007561
Hey sneks, how's Ketel Marte been looking in ST?
I see the autist is already hard at work.
Go Giants!
>>75006202
>7 of 9 starts for the Giants are former all stars
Neat
I hate the Giants but I love MadBum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3WDcXNSUzE
>i will never get the wsmvp from nervous chevy guy...
>>75007713
If you work hard you could be the nervous Chevy guy.
>>75007713
>tfw Bumgarner is five days my junior and already has three WS
>this inning
greinke isn't lasting more than 5
im 100% straight, but i would suckle on bumgarner's asshole like a hungry piglet.
anyone else?
>based ball season
good to be back, senpai
How many Giants fans are also Warrior fans?
>>75007795
None because the Warriors have no fans.
>unironically having "I'm Shipping Up To Boston" as your walk up song
>>75007686
>6 of 9 starters are home grown
[spoiler]Duffy ;_; thanks for Matt Moore though[/spoiler]
>>75007775
faggot
>>75007805
Kek
>>75007795
me
>tfw moved to lodi and can't watch the warriors due to being in kongs territory
>>75007751
>it will only get worse as you grown older.
>>75007805
I-I'm a Warriors fan...
>>75007795
there were literally none before 2015
>>75007811
Is okay. Nunez is better.
Daily reminder that beating the Diamondbacks is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans.
>>75007775
>k-pop pic
Post checks out.
>>75007843
The movie or the team?
>>75007850
I think Duffy is a better fit for Tropicana, and Nunez is good (speed and putting the ball in play) for 81 games at AT&T
still miss the duffman though
How did it feel when the face of your franchise went to Boston?
>>75007713
>"and stuff"
... and Chevy CEO actually found it humorous enough to be the ad tag line for the rest of the year.
Garner looks psychotic with that beard :(
bumgarner on perfect game watch
>>75007795
I used to be a 49ers fan - thanks Jed and Kaepernick.
>>75007843
>im a bandwagon fan
>>75007863
A common occurrence?
>>75007894
ty based panik
no no-no
>>75007881
But thats
|
v
>>75007885
Thats photo is wrong isn't it? Its 4-0 with a SV.
>>75007906
If you say so, senpai
>>75007949
I believe the scoring decision was changed just after the game to a save.
they have cold stones in the d'backs park? that must be cool.
>>75007949
>Thats photo is wrong isn't it? Its 4-0 with a SV.
>4 starts, 5-0 record ...
Yup it was amended the next day as a 4-inning save (instead of a win).
>>75007885
>0.25 ERA in 5 WS appearances
Kersh has 0.00 ERA in ... ERR ... never mind.
>>75007879
>Nunez is good (speed and putting the ball in play)
Nice foreshadowing.
>>75008045
and then the SB
How is Parker going to go this year?
>>75008031
You can't divide by zero.
We can all agree that the old theme was better, right?
Small ball is best ball.
S M A L L B A L L
>>75008076
of course, the new one looks like shit
>>75008076
Yes. Expansion teams should have non-primary / secondary colours.
What would it take to make the Diamondbacks good again?
>>75008076
Looks like a store brand soda logo.
>>75008073
>You can't divide by zero.
Pissboi can ... in conditions he deems fair.
>>75008031
>0.00 ERA in the WS
Sides have left the atmosphere and started rocketing towards Mars.
>>75008117
better than looking like a brand for a dragon dildo like a does now
dat small ball tho
GROUND
ATTACK
>>75008123
>Pissboi
OH is he still around? What shitty trip does he use now?
>>75008076
looks very 90's but not necessarily in a bad way.
how you want your ball?
just small my shit up
As an intelligent, loyal Dodgers fan I am hoping for the Diamondbacks to actually win this game.
will it happen again?
>>75008160
He became mo'Lester when the CUbbies won.
and became homo'Lester for free beer.
>>75008194
bout to happen rn
>Bum didn't win silver slugger last year
P I T C H C O U N T
Greinke sucks
madbum sucks
>>75008194
Greinke's busted
F
>walking the pitcher
>>75008240
He's an undeniably talented pitcher he just doesn't care to give an effort since he signed a mega contract.
>>75008267
this
Come back Greinke.
>>75008267
>the autistic robot turned into a lazy nignog
Has science gone too far?
>>75008073
.240
10 dingers
he'll spend half the season ded or benched
>>75006202
They switched Panik and MadBum in the lineup before the game started.
And it paid off.
How many /mlb/ fanbases on /sp/ have regular gameday threads?
>>75008336
>pitcher batting 8th
Why does Boch continue to use this meme.
>Greg Gibson, the crew chief
>Motioning to both players
pick 2
Holy hell, that revolving door of left fielders for the Giants, lmao
Other than Bumgarner and Kershaw could any active pitchers realistically win 300 games?
Bad players, bad uniforms.
This is the Arizona sports I know and love.
>10 different starting day LFers in 10 seasons
>>75008337
depends on how good the team is
The best pitcher in the NL West.
Wew boys
20 pitches through 2 innings even with 4 strikeouts
>>75008397
There are some good young guys in the league right now. Forecasting something that far into the future is almost impossible though
>>75008393
Just bring back Bonds.
Bumshit will never be as good as Kershaw. Never will.
>>75008393
Barry took the door stop with him when he left.
(he still won't give it back)
>>75008409
Explains why I don't get see Dodgers gameday threads then.
Are you guys watching the ESPN broadcast or the local ones?
i don't know why i wanted to watch this game, it's just giving me Wild Card flashbacks
>>75008447
NBC Sports Yay Area here
>>75008447
Fox
>>75008454
You weren't gonna go far anyway. No disrespect.
>>75008487
oh of course not, we were dead in the water at that point. just sucks to lose the way that we did
>>75008409
except if you're the whos
Greinke is poop. He should have stayed on the Doyers and then he would have won a ring.
>ESPN: We'll be jerking off the Cubbies all year
Jesus Christ....
>>75008414
That isn't Kershaw
>>75008516
We just have to hope the Cusb lose 100+ games this season to shut them up.
>>75008532
Exactly.
>>75008514
Its funny that the giants were pretty close to signing him for a gorillion bux before he went to Arizona.
I can't imagine what it'd be like if they didn't get cueto and were stuck with current grienke
>>75008514
>stayed on the Doyers and then he would have won a ring.
kek
>>75008545
Kershaw is better than Bumgarner though.
>>75008554
sabean and evans, um, finds a way
>>75008516
yeah this shit annoying as fuck
>>75008562
Nah.
>>75008554
Yeah because Cueto has won you guys a ring :^)
Remember when the Giants got gaped wide open by the Cubs? Good times
>fucking faggot hipster that won't cut off his shitty balding hair
espn just keeps digging into new lows
>>75008539
Nothing was funnier than when ESPN aired nothing but Yankees vs red Sox every week a few years back where they were both pushing 90+ losses
>greinke's walkup music is boulevard of broken dreams
yeah that fits
I WALK ALONE I WALK ALONE
>>75008562
Not when it matters
>>75008603
Everyone remembers this >>75007561
(But then it happens every time they're in the post season.)
Good times.
>>75008686
>>75008678
Is he /ourguy/?
>>75008562
Doesn't Bumgarner have multiple HRs off Kershit?
>google "mlb professional choker" on google images
>see even the robots can banter
Lel
>>75008715
But Kershaw has three rings and a 5-0 record in the WS and Bumshit has multiple entries.
>>75008732
toppest of keks
Fat piece of shit thomas can barely jump an inch of the ground REEEEEEEE
>>75008732
really makes one ponder
these fucking announcers makes me want to shoot myself.. add on that
>NL baseball
>>75008732
>>75008778
Oh shit. Pissboi and the rest of /mlb/ needs to see this.
>>75008021
There's cold stones everywhere here because we need help escaping the oven temperatures.
>>75008793
Even in the winter?
>>75008793
>insert holocaust joke here
>>75008793
I thought dry heat like in the southwest wasn't as bad as heat with humidity
>>75008865
Yeah but it's still hot
>>75008821
Last week of February this year we got to 100 degrees
>>75008778
I love how much mlb slutfanwhores are getting into the choker 2.0 fad.
>Bumgarner at 31 pitches
>Greinke at 77
>>75008865
its not. Ill take 110 in Vegas over 95 in Houston
>>75008821
Winter is nice. High is usually around 60-70 degrees F. But we'll randomly get hot days thrown in. There was a week I think late Nov/early Dec that had highs in the low 90s.
Then Summer comes and every day it's 110+ F and coolest it'll ever get for 3 months is 85 degrees. It's unreal how it feels at night.
>>75008885
>i didn't have all the choker girl pics from the /spa/ thread but 2 necklaces, an anklet, and a toering has to at least equal a choker slut
>40 pitches
Incoming complete game
>>75008893
Bumgarner saying "fuck you jobu [giants pen] i'm gonna do it myself"
>>75008894
In dry heat, you can suffer heat stroke without warning. The heat feels the same as when you went out into the sun as when before you collapse.
Humid heat is just inconveniently sticky as hell.
P E R F E C T G A M E
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>>75008984
mind blown when the same guy played Pedro Cerrano from Major League and David Palmer from 24
>those fat fucks in the pool
jesus christ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BUMGARNER GOAT
meme
M A D B O M B
A
D
B
O
M
B
wew
The
Absolute
Mad
Bum
>Bum
GOD DAMN
>>75008913
it doesn't seem that bad, at least it's a dry heat, i get the same temperatures here with a fucking high humidity
>homer
Bum NASTY
did this nigger just say
>ADIOS PINOCHA!!
really? did he?
God damn it Madison
FIRST SF HOME RUN FOR 2017 SEASON!!!
M A D B U M
holy shit he fucking roped that
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Barry Bonds sharing his roids with assgardener
>>75009054
pelota
I almost forgot how shit ESPN broadcasts are
>>75009091
this, listened to the HR and had to mute within 30 seconds
> B U M G A R N E R
> U
> M
> G
> A
> R
> N
> E
> R
> U N C
> N
> C
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHnA94-hTC8
>fantasy draft last night
>took Bum with my 2nd pick
MAAAADDDDBBUUUUUMMM
>that crack of the bat
>>75009107
>he drafted pitching in the early rounds
flush yo self m8
Lads I'm trying to decide on a team to support and considering Arizona. Their stadium looks pretty cool, but are they a shit tier team?
>>75009146
>not considering bumgarner pinch hit ABs
this shiggy will never know the diggy
>yfw Madbum already has a HR, soon a perfect and already sealed a Golden Glove in one whole day.
Fuck.
>>75009146
>not taking Bum early
Betts was first. Then Bum.
>>75009157
they are jobbers
true or false
dodger stadium is the worst stadium in the nl west?
>>75009157
Hitters are pretty well rounded
Pitching is pretty shite though
>>75009146
i went sp sp u mad?
>>75009054
Adios pelota.
"Goodbye ball!" (in english)
>>75009157
They can definitely put up some runs which is fun, and no one will accuse you of being a fair-weather fan that's for sure
>>75009190
Best stadium, worst parking lot.
>>75009190
It's not too bad if you love mexicans
Remember when Bumgarner gave up a 3 run HR to Arrieta?
Fucking fluke pitcher
>>75009190
I would ask their fans, but the only ones I've ever met either don't speak English or have never stayed at a game more than 3 innings
>>75009256
You mad?
>>75009157
Been a fan all my life. Born and raised, don't let this game fool you. We're gonna make some noise this year but are usually on the outside looking in.
>>75009188
>that flag
Sealion, is that you?
>>75009257
They gotta beat the traffic. You flyover faggots wouldn't understand.
>>75009269
whose hands are these supposed to be
>>75009279
you have to go back
>>75009190
>have such bad public transportation to your stadium that fans don't stay to watch more than 1/3 of the game
>>75009157
the ballpark becomes a depressing cavern in the summer when the roof closes
>Maybe Kershaw, maybe Scherzer
Fucking kill yourself for saying maybe
>>75009269
Yeah it looks like they're a bit outclassed by the giants but could be better against other teams.
Aight I'll look into them some more but probably gonna be a snek fan, thanks guys.
>>75009273
nah
>>75009284
Robin's
>>75006202
hey niggas
https://discord.gg/x2mSzrU
Join the game discord in mlb-general c:
>>75009309
Comfy, not depressing
>>75009342
>discord
>Wilhelmshit
you're going to regret this AZ
>>75009385
they already do
>>75009385
I think they already are
The Bartender giving out shots all right.
>2:45 p.m.
NUNE TIME
>>75007234
low key yes
more people went to see the dodger series in AT&T then the world series look up the attendance I'm not kidding
P-please don't kill us, Giants! W-w-we didn't do anything to you...
>>75009422
Are Backs elite?
RUN NUNEZ RUN!
3 SB!
Who's the most pathetic team in the NL West?
>>75009480
rockies because of their meme ballpark
>>75009480
padres
He's safe
>>75009480
Braves
It's gonna be close boys
Are the Dodgers the Yankees of the NL West, where everyone is jealous of them and wants to be them?
>>75009502
>NL west
>>75009505
WEW
>nigger is kill
huh
>>75009514
the braves were so pathetic they had to leave the NL west
>>75009510
>jealous of los doyers
>>75009543
I know you are. We are the best team around.
>>75007863
Nah. The D-backs are bro-tier and fun to be around.
2016-07-09 _ ARIvSF
A Crazy Day At The Ballpark (funny and unusual moments in the game)
http://m.giants.mlb.com/sf/video/v914961183/
>>75009510
I don't think anyone is jealous of being a perennial playoff dissappointment, brah
>>75009556
Best team in southern California
>>75009587
That's not saying much but yeah.
>>75009543
I wish I had someone like Kershaw to pitch for my team in the playoffs. He excels in the playoffs.
welp, perfect is over
DFA Gorkys
perfectly timed jinx espn
Why did Boch take out Parker?
Fuck ESPN
GORKYS IS GREAT.
t. Dodgers fan
IT BEGINS
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""defensive"""""""""""""""""""""" replacement
>>75009652
THE COLLAPSE
TIE
FUCKING
GAME
MELTDOWN
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU SAN FAGS
we have a ballgame, bros
SHOOK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Welp.
BUMSHIT
*deep breath*
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
Kershaw wouldn't blow it like this.
>>75009672
San Diego resident here, don't lump us in with those Frisco fags.
>>75009688
0 rings
AJ POLLOCK IS A BEAST AJ POLLOCK IS A BEAST AJ POLLOCK IS A BEAST AJ POLLOCK IS A BEAST AJ POLLOCK IS A BEAST AJ POLLOCK IS A BEAST AJ POLLOCK IS A BEAST AJ POLLOCK IS A BEAST AJ POLLOCK IS A BEAST AJ POLLOCK IS A BEAST AJ POLLOCK IS A BEAST AJ POLLOCK IS A BEAST AJ POLLOCK IS A BEAST AJ POLLOCK IS A BEAST AJ POLLOCK IS A BEAST AJ POLLOCK IS A BEAST AJ POLLOCK IS A BEAST AJ POLLOCK IS A BEAST
OUT FUCKING SKILLED
>>75009689
You're right. He would save it for the playoffs.
>>75009694
support the padres u nerd
>madashit bumgardener
who /pollock/ here
we outchea brehs
>>75009678
部mがrね あしt
>>75009694
We must come together to destroy the giants and doyers
gorkys fucking sucks
Comeback? Comeback
>go take a shit
>suddenly 3 3
>shitgarner
haha
oh wow
GOLDY
O
L
D
Y
Giants faggots - NEVER EVER compare your shit team to the Dodgers ever again
>>75009736
He's great and he's now the full-time starter!
>>75009717
I have tickets to the home opener on Friday, blow me.
Goldschmidt is literally perfect and MLB should force the dbags to trade him somewhere relevant
>>75009757
nobody does
nobody can compare to the shit that is the post-Y2K dodgers
>>75009759
>No WS win since 1988
>>75009749
>not having a tv in the shitter
in what ass backward place do you live in?
Daily reminder that throwing a perfect game through 5 against the Dbags is like winning the World Series for Giants fans.
>>75009783
Goldschmidt to the Red Sox when?
>>75009789
Meant for
>>75009757
>>75009808
And take Hanley off first? No way.
>>75009795
>having more than 4 TVs in your home
>>75009820
>not having a TV implanted in your eyes so you can watch baseball everywhere you go.
If Kershaw did something like that...
Oh wait, Kershaw wouldn't blow a 3-0 lead in the first game of the year
>>75009849
no, it would be in the last game of the year
>>75009849
you're right, he'd blow a series in october
>>75009818
Hanley is DHing now as Papi's replacement, it'd be taking Moreland off
>>75009857
Based Nicaragua
NO FUCKING WAY
HE DID IT AGAIN
BUMGARNER HOLY FUCK CALM DOWN KID
Youve gotta be kidding me
HOLY SHIT I LOVE BASEBALL You'll see something new everyday
BUMBLASTED AGAIN
holy shit
BASED GARNER
LOL ARE OTHER PITCHES EVEN TRYING?
history right there folks
ok, mad bum is mad
>F*** you Gorkys
THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT!!!
>>75009897
this desu
"MAD"ISON BOOMGARNER
Kershaw would have hit it even farther.
>taking bullpen sessions instead of batting practice
are you even trying?
WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW WTF I LOVE BUMSHIT NOW
BUMgarner is such a lucky piece of shit.
>>75009857
>>75009860
Blah blah blah
>giving up 3 runs to a shit team like Arizona
>good pitcher
HOLY FUCKING KEK
okay that's pretty god damned impressive
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Whoa..... this is the power of Bonds' steroids..... i can't believe it....
DHfags BTFO!
>>75009922
>shit they tied this game
>fuck it, i will win this myself
you're right, he is elite
Who /yankees/ here?
How much of this thread is dodger shitposting? In the yankee gamethread it was at least 30% redcuck fans.
>>75009958
Kershaw wouldn't have let it gone to this point
>>75009922
u rite
>the arcade league could never have this happen
Why did they even pull DelaRosa?
>madison bumgarner is league homerun leader
>>75009971
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>75009960
>Baby Bombers
LA: Gained 2 NFL teams
Gay Area: Lost an NFL Team
Why is LA so much better?
Lakers 16
Bay Area 16
no denny no
not like that
>dbags announcers doing bochy impressions
Top kek
its funny because LA lost the raiders back to the bay area
>>75009986
>trading the farm for Chris "because things really worked with Sandoval and Price" Sale
Can they ever recover?
I'm actually watching an NL game
>>75010012
Too bad we LA fans are the most suffering in all sports though.
>>75010012
(You) are so fucking mad right now. Go take a wazz on your Kershit poster faggot.
>Mashes a dong with a 112 EV
>Twice
The absolute madman
>>75010020
and now the Raiders are moving to Vegas, which is Greater LA
>>75010012
Football is dying and they're scrambling to bigger markets tbqh
>>75009971
Kek mexicans btfo
>>75010022
>thinking I'm a Red Sox fan
Sorry I'm an intelligent Dodgers fan, m8.
>>75009899
First pitcher to hit 2 HRs in an opening day game (any team, any league [majors, minors]).
If Bumgarner is so good, why is his wife ugly? Checkmate
>>75010041
Oxymoron
>tfw NL West threads can never be chill and talk about the game because Dodger cucks exist
>ywn be a Posey
>yfw bumgarner comes back up and he's the first hitter to get Intentionally walked with the new meme rules
>>75010041
But are you also nihilistic? Do you have a wicked sense of humor?
>>75010044
Just imagine if he could pitch!
>>75010041
>intelligent doyers fan
no such thing
>>75010049
*blocks your path*
>>75010087
Ill bet shes got a mouth like a hoover
>>75010096
*heffer
>>75010012
Wait, people unironically enjoy - much less watch - football?
>>75010087
How many 9's and 10's do you think he bangs every road trip before having to come back to that?
>>75010118
LOL you sound bitter that the Raiders are moving
>>75010118
i'm more concerned with the fact that he thinks apehoop matters
Dumbshit Bumshit blowing it again.
>>75010170
Apologize.
>>75010170
nice prediction, dumbass
two (2) homeruns to a pitcher lol
Why does Greinke suck now? Is it the despair of being a dbag?
>>75010230
He's like 38.
>>75010230
Yes. Can you imagine the utter devastation it must do to a man's psyche to put on a dbag uni?
circle k > 7 11
youre a low test beta if you disagree
>>75010044
It's MadBum's first (career) 2-homer game.
>>75010230
He conned a shitty organization into giving him a shit ton of money. No reason to try now.
>>75010252
>buying any of that trash
>>75010252
1. QT
POWER GAP
2. Circle k
EXTREME POWER GAP
90001. 7/11
CUTE
>>75010283
The baby or the MILF?
>>75010296
the whole picture, but mostly the Milf
>>75010304
post the milf, i wasn´t paying attention
Goldsmith will end this. Mark my words.
DFA Gorky
>>75010311
watching it on my television so can't cap :(
>>75010315
With a strikeout or groundout?
>>75010316
Give Gorky a five year 100 million dollar contract because of this game.
>>75010296
your dad
>first pitcher to hit 2 dingers on opening day in MLB history
Are other (((pitchers))) even trying?
>Law
>>75010325
just watch it, fool.
good to see the bullpen is still just as shit as last year
You can't make this shit up.
inb4 cheeky gidp
This is why the Dodgers are better: they have a good bullpen.
>click box score
>bumgarner and gronk only
>refresh 5 minutes later
>5 relievers listed
stop
Although I did see De La Rosa there. RIP in piece greatest rockies pitcher ever
Bullpen is in post season form already!
Lmao
>>75010420
>postseason form
nigga, this started in july
>giants
ahahahahahahhahahahahH
Another year with a shitty bull pen. Fuck this i am out.
THIS GAME WEW BOYS
>>75010343
still gonna take the L lmao
>b-but derek law would be a closer on other teams!
>muh win probability
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>75010439
>leave the game with team up 1
>take the L
fucking lifelong go back to /nba/.
>I rate pitchers by W/L's
>the blown saves meme is here again
Looks like Law is out of Order
That's what you get when you take fucking forever to throw the goddamn baseball.
Trade him to the Rays, he'll fit right in.
Yeah another no name random minor leaguer to save the day. Surely he will shutdown lamb
>pay to get top level closer
>don't pay to get semi competent set up relievers
Hmm
Is the Gints bullpen the new Tigers bullpen?
>>75010468
Derek Law was really good in 2016.
>>75010466
Heh
>Casilla up to close
>taking out bumgarner with only 90 pitches even though he's only had one bad at bat against Pollock all day
>>75010475
As the gantleman said before they were awful last year also.
Top 5 payroll with worst bull pen and outfield in baseball.
>>75010466
apologize
>using all your bullpen in day fucking one
are the gints always this retarded?
>>75010484
bruh...he's on the A's
>>75010500
He'll come out in a Gints uniform just to fuck with everyone here.
>>75010498
>using your relievers in a tie game that you have a chance to win
yeah what are they thinking
>Strickland is up
Well this is when I begin drinking
>>75010500
But his cursed ghost is still with the team
>>75010512
And they are off tomorrow
reeeee how do they get all the luck
>>75010515
Apologize.
lucky strick
Fuck it I missed first part of game. Lets take this to 14+ innings. Crushing a domestic beer now
Thank you giants bullpen you truely are my greatest ally.
>ywn destroy the Casilla pile of blown saves
thank god
pls let Bum pinch hit
>>75010528
Because Bochy made a deal with the devil.
Hunter Strickland blocked me on twitter after one too many Strickland Propane jokes
holy shit rodney is still playing ahahaha
>>75010548
god's work, anon
>>75010537
Die hard giants fan here
>make a Mummy movie
>No Brendan Fraser role
>>75010567
>Implying he won't play Nick Fury to the Universal Monster Universe
PANIKKKKKK
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
PANIK!!!
P a n i k
>radknee
PANIK
So is the Fernando Rodney express still in service?
>>75010567
>Fraser in new Mummy movie
>he plays the Mummy
JP DOZENS WITH THE LEADOFF TRIPS
>>75010548
quality bantz
Why aren't there Hunter Strickland Propane shirts?
damn nice catch
Joey yonkas
Joey from the bronx
Muh guy, Joey P bay-bee
Dbacks deserve this for giving Rodney a contract
GILLASPIE AT IT AGAIN
Unfortunate that didn't get down but thank you Rodney
Conor being clutch as usual, so glad this guy came home
GO D-BACKS
>>75010630
God Backs
>When the closer only throws balls
Giants closing has to win the game
Hey sneks...
Rodney remains one of the worst closers I've seen in a long time.
Will Blet ever achieve his final form?
>DBacks now have the Fernando Rodney Experience
lmao
>Rodney
>>75010672
wait until the A's game when Casilla comes in
Nice "closer" you acquired there, snekks.
>doesn't wear hat straight
>can't throw straight
hmm
>>75010678
How does this guy keep getting a job?
Why is he wearing a snapback
>>75010697
he has style and swag, something you wouldn't understand white boi
Wow it's like Casilla is really here in this game with us #blessed
We'd be better off with Greinke at this point jfc
Wtf was that
>Arizona "Mariners rejects" Diamondbacks
kek i hope this fat bitch shoots the arrow after giving up another 2 runs
Every ball he throws his hat turns a little more to the left
>>75010710
#Casilla'sGhost
For giving Rodney a job.
>>75010713
>we
>>75010721
I moved to Seattle from Vallejo
Mariners are the biggest garbage fire no one is worse senpai
>>75010704
it's just an uncurved fitted, same hat as everyone else except he's wearing it like a non-baller
Pls stop
why dont the sneks put in someone else
this is sad
Fernando Rodney is the Giants MVP.
bases locked and loaded
This catcher makes me really appreciate Posey. Stabbing at all those balls in the dirt instead of actually trying to block them.
>rodney
JUST
Lord Kek, deliver me a sign that my Dbacks can survive this
>>75010766
Got the Giants right where they want them.
>bases loaded
>leaves rodney in
I dont understand
>busted pussy
stop hitting pop flys
>>75010741
>bullpen includes Tom Wilhelmsen AND Fernando Rodney
Need I say more
>>75010776
kek, so close, you're fucked
>>75010776
Nice try sucker, you guys are fucked
>>75010778
>off by one
>Bases Loaded
>Brandon Crawford
salami incoming
gand slam digits
>28 pitches
My dubs confirm this grand salami.
what a shit show
Ref ball
THE BALL WAS DEAD
GREG GIBSON THE HOME PLATE UMPIRE
t-thanks, Craw
>Actually avoided the grand slam
Jesus must be amateur hour.
Melancon, please end this fucketry.
baseball newb here, what happened in that play?
END THIS GAME
>>75010848
Just the ref being retarded is all
s-sure am glad baseball is back
Theory:
the 2016 season will play out in reverse, being shit until the all-star break, then finding our footing come august
DON'T PANIK
>>75010879
but the 2016 season already played out...
>Maricon
please no
just let this end
melancon has no neck
>>75010928
its baseball tho
1 (ONE) MORE PLS
Gorkys is my idol. - Dodgers fan
>Gorkys on the slip n slide play
y u do dis
>closer
LMAO
>melanshit
AHAHAHAHAHA
GOD
FUCKING
DAMMIT
lmao
>jints
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
YEEEESSSS SNEEEEEKSSSS
JUST
Dat comeback!
90 MILLION FOR MELANSHIT
Nice """closer""" you got there, Gints.
WHAT THE FUCK
end this shit already, i want to fap
fuck this meme game
>Giants bullpen is still trash
It just had to be the bay area kid. fuuuuu
OH SHIT LADS
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
it keeps happening
ayy lmao
now you remember that Rodney could get the W, what meme stat
PLEASE
FOR THE MEMES
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COMEBACK BOIS
knew he'd be shit, he looked fucking terrible in the wbc also, almost blew the game, good thing japs are retarded and decided to bunt with their best hitter
ffs just clone bumgardner 7 or 8 times
>dbacks
>mascot is a bobcat
NINE
MORE
SEASONS
>>75010848
Ball bounced in front of the plate, if caught properly he can
-- step on home plate and runner on 3B will be out
-- OR tag the batter out
HOWEVER, if not fielded cleanly (like what happened = hit the brim of his helmet): the ball is declared DEAD. The pitch is declared a regular foul.
Hey guys is the infield fast?
>gints
kek
e
k
FUCKING LOL
at least its over
fuck you, Mark
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHbahahaheheifkfjd
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah
Blown the fuck out!!!
GG gints, holy fuck you are shit
>TFW THE BULLPEN IS SO SHIT THAT AN ELITE CLOSER LIKE MELANCON WILL NEVER BE UTILIZED TO MAXIMUM EFFECT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK THIS SEASON
>>75011020
Isn't it a diamondback rattlesnake?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh
Pffffffffft
LGTSS
>jints
>gay area
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
kek
get reked SF
HAHAHAHAHA! GET FUCKED.
lel
>>75011023
thanks anon
Gonna be a long year
gg dbacks
should've traded for nurse instead
FUCK YEAH WHAT A COMEBACK
It turns out Casilla was inside us all along.
a-at least baseball's back
I chose the right team lads
>>75011067
I'm confused. Do you actually watch baseball?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >JINTS >JINTS >JINTS
>getting perfectod in the 6th
>end up with 13 hits
nice
hahahaha
>tfw jints bullpen is worse that rodney
I am laffin
#Casilla'sGhost
Day-off tomorrow ... ***
Next game (#2) is on Tuesday at 9:40 PM ET |6:40 PM PT.
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*** the sched for Apr 2 - Apr 4 is screwed by TV and MLB distribution rights for opening day events (ESPN wanted Sunday games, hence the 3 today).
(complicated by NCAA, NBA, and NHL schedules)
>>75011053
yes it is
Fuck my life
GG sneks
That was entertaining and ridiculous and depressing and 1/162 of the season right there
>bullpen
>>75011111
casilla's ghost was with them all along
1st place!
>>75011095
indeed you did
>>75011067
I'm confused. Aren't the Padres just a myth?
>>75011131
Don't talk to me or my dads ever again
Good job sneks
Fucking hell jints. Get this shit out of your system
>>75011095
Now prepare you anus for perpetual 3rd-4th place finishes with occasional upsets and only brief glimpses of actual baseball.
WOOOOOO
great game, gonna be a good season
>>75010311
Here you go:
http://m.giants.mlb.com/sf/video/v1254528083/