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Thank you!!!
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>>75007236
Enlighten me then faggot. What exactly is happening inside the head every time a guy gets hit that makes it more likely he will be KOed the next time he gets hit?
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>>75007635
You finding out how stupid you are on your own will be far more enlightening tham anything I'd reveal
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bumperino
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>Bisping and GSP is stupid and shouldn't happen! This isn't WWE!
>I want to fight Fabricio Werdum
What did Luke Cuckhold mean by this?
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If I was on TUF I would tell them all I'm gay and my biggest turn on is being beat up by muscle boys
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>>75008466
Prove himself right by asking an achievable fight
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/heem/ is forever
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>>75008569
just because everyone is thinking it doesnt mean you should say it, b-baka
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There is nothing more gratifying than triggering the /box/ losers
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>>75009114
Agreed
>m-muh dead gentleman's sport
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>>75009114
>there are people on /heem/ who don't want for Gooby to sleep Floyd
>some of them don't even want that fight to happen
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press f
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>>75007635
brain cells die every time you get hit in the head you retarded faggot
and brain cells don't regenerate/heal
they're not bones
once you lose them, they're not coming back
now go suck my cum out of your moms vagina
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Jon Anik is the future of the UFC
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>>75008969
Stop spamming this in every thread. Will a mod please see how frequently he does this and ban him? Thank you.
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>>75008466
GSP vs Bisping is nothing like Rockhold vs Werdum
1 is holding up and screwing over a whole division
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>>75009398
then the UFC is fucked
Rizin > UFC
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>>75009548
Just showing my appreciation for /heem/ and that it's here to stay. /mma/ OP please stop whining. You are insufferable, listen to yourself.
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>>75009579
>ancestors died to protect you from them
>you glorify those savages
way to go dipshit you should be shot
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>>75009611
Stop spamming you absolute nobody. Your entire life consists of a a fake obsession with Brendan Schaub.
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>>75009633
I'm not spamming. Your entire life consists of pure bitter hatred of someone on 4chan.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jJgg3XHLhs
who was in the right here?
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>>75009615
what???? you don't know my ancestors
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>>75009660
49-46 Rogan UD
Hated that smug look of the boxing guy
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>>75009171
>trigger discipline
goddamnit goober
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>>75009724
kys rt
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>>75009579
>RIZIN's next event is a PPV
>headlined by Kawajiri and Birchak
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>>75009253
Paddy's striking defence is pretty much non existent. I've watched like 4 or 5 of his fights and he got hurt pretty badly in probably 3 of them
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>>75009891
I don't know what rt is
>>75009898
you don't pay for PPVs of any kind already why is that important to you baka
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>>75009961
If I would want to watch RIZIN I would probably have to since a stream is quite unlikely.
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Guys, for the record. For the record.
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>30 posts early
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Brain cells don't regenerate?
I thought they did eventually
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>>75010359
well not the same ones that died, but yeah new cells are formed all the time.
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>>75010381
not the ones you lose in schizophrenia you blithering idiot
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We back?
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>>75010932
We're all on /asp/ watching Wrestlemania atm
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>>75011047
this
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Is your body beach ready, heem?
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>>75011351
Yes
To the point my nick name for the past two weeks in the gym is "Beach Body"
We did it lads
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>>75011047
incredibly sad
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>>75011351
Not quite but getting there. Yesterday my gf and I did a 7 mile hike. The day before I took my mountain bike out. Today we played Just Dance for about an hour. Tomorrow I'll do real exercises (abs, pushups) and ride my bike.
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MMA peaked at UFC 205
Ferttitas knew
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Needsmore pics from front
Looks ready tho>>75011365
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*unsheaths katana*
Not bad kid. Now watch this.
*teleports behind you*
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im so upset that KO won just now
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>>75011521
What did you expect? Y2J is taking time off and needed to put over the younger talent
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Is this the actual /heem/ thread?
What's going on?
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>>75011966
all the Ameriautists are watching mandrama
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>>75012104
the card looks shit this year though
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THE HARDYS!!!!
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>>75012207
>card
Like it's a real sport or some shit. What the fuck.
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>>75012207
wouldn't know
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DELETE
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>>75012233
you get what I mean
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>f-floyd is gonna kill conor!
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>getting this triggered by mandrama
Why does it upset you guys so much?
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Is 210 going to be better than 208?
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>>75012471
Doubtful
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It sure would be nice if Miz won
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>>75012600
Maryse UFC ring girl when
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>>75012471
of course
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>>75012635
I'm pretty sure there are nudes of her online with her bolt ons
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*GADOOSH*
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>>75012718
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>>75012754
Hey man good to see you, I was a little worried when you took longer than 30s to respond
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BASED SETH WILL WIN
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>>75009898
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>>75012775
I'm always here brother. Glad to see you too.
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WRASSLIN IS FOR FAGGOTS, GET OFF MY BOARD YOU FILTHY AUTISTIC MONGS
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>>75012836
go shit up asp with this mate
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>>75012887
*adjusts your attitude*
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>>75012775
>>75012718
Why did he let Joe Rogan talk him into retirement?
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DENIS SIVERS AVAILABLE
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The real dark horse of the heavyweight division right here, Dan could come out of retirement right now and heem everyone in the top 10
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>>75012966
why are you like this? you dont deserve grasso
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are diakese and ngannou heem approved?
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>>75012966
Sage would never say this bro.
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>>75013003
Diakiese is still meme tier but Ngannou is the future heavyweight GOAT
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>>75013003
champs by 2018 fucking cap it goof
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>>75013019
Yeah I would haha
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>>75013003
disease IS GOAT
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truth or bullshit? I'd love it if the smug french fuck got btfo
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>>75013068
That's 100% bullshit, Bisping wants NO PART of Romero.
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>>75013112
sign the contract buddeh. don't be nervous now
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>>75013068
>Lying
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Grape and blueberry smoothie mixed with protein powder
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>>75013180
why are you drinking Barneys load m8
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>>75013180
>eu
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Who /mandrama/ here?
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>>75006086
Can Wiedman handle the 'sauce?
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Brock is still fucking massive
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>>75013352
>>75013514
Its really nice
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>>75013823
nigga, the WWE ain't got no USADA
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>>75013823
When you look at him the first time he went back after fighting Mark Hunt he looked really small. I know I had the picture saved somewhere. Now he's back on the gas and is well over 300 lbs.
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Only losers watch mandrama
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Brock Lesnar can jump really high
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>>75013994
Squealed like a bitch though
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>>75014192
THAT'S A COORS LIGHT
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were those picks from the last thread fake?
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>>75014350
no shit
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>23-2
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dana better have somebody on backup in case dc pulls out again
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>>75014703
Mousasi ready to step up
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>>75014855
rumble will duck him again to fight weidbabby
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RIP Undertaker
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bout to go take a yuge schaub, you guys ever take night schaubs?
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>>75014946
Yes, I listen to TFATK before I sleep sometimes.
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>>75014956
you listen to TFATK while you take a shit? I don't want to hear about your sick butthole pleasures
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STIOPIC IS CRAZY
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>>75009563
>GSP vs Bisping is nothing like Rockhold vs Werdum
lol
Rockhold is finished.
He'll never win a fight again.
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>>75015161
He fights out of AKA, he'll never make it into the octagon again.
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>all these mandrama losers
Guarantee none of you earn more than minimum wage.
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Moose is cute
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Reem
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>Hardy Boy's entrance
Can some mandrama put this into perspective? Would this be like Ricardo Arona surprise being a surprise opponent for Vitor's final fight?
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can heem ever recover? bellator was fun but it was just cozy. will heem ever be hype again?
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>>75015411
It'd be if like Chuck Lidell came back to fight OSP
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#REALCHAMP
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>>75015435
NATTY
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>>75015295
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Gooby
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Tappy
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Who's the Adolf Hitler of fighters?
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>>75015527
Schwab
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>log into my /heem/ account
>we /mandrama/ now
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>>75015527
sara mcmann
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>>75015540
Go back >>>/asp/
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>>75015540
snusnu
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my body is fucking ready
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>>75015515
>STILL this assblasted
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>>75015561
Why did you post this here?
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>>75015569
Coz its still real to me
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>>75015576
Didn't think people in Finland would enjoy American mandrama for kids.
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>>75015582
>Otherwise leave me and WWE out of it because I came to your arena and kicked ass. Now if you want, if you’re so tough, come to our arena and and try to kick some ass
Lesnar btfoed mma already and proved wrestling is the realest sport in the world.
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we black beass n' shiet
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>>75011351
>>75011365
>>75011406
Fuck off, /fit/fags
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>>75015628
this is what physical perfection looks like
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>>75015435
>Still not Usada'd
Cuba got some next gen roids, i tell ya
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>>75015632
She got popped for roids you know that right?
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>>75015653
your point?
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>>75015677
>padded bra
>chiseled tits
Is this /heems/ gurl
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>>75015707
/heem/ likes thicc
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Good morning /heem/. I hope you are awake, sober and refreshed. What are you training MMA wise today?
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>>75015715
Roid gut not thicc enough?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hij844Zualw
Awww snap!
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>>75015767
Strength and conditioning followed by jitz class.
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>>75015653
No she didn't.
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>>75015677
damn, chloe looks like that!
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coralsprings post the picture you got with joanna
>>75015775
alpha as fuck
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>>75015788
Thank you for having memebrain like me
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>>75015767
Why do you wake up so early?
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>>75015802
one love
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HE'S ALIVE
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>>75015891
yup.
hopefully 2014/15 lawler can return, if only to beat down a slew of prospects.
ATT was hogging the WW division. at one point they had covington, woodley, lawler and masvidal. maybe usman but i think he is blackzillians/(w/e the blackzillians pieces all went)
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>Paddy "The Not Very Good" Pimblett
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>>75015918
thankfully he lost. not erosa and lange or w/e is name are can develop further.
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>>75009253
Overrated plebbo
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((((Helwani))))
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>>75015952
>>75015954
sarah jessica parker?
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>>75015910
rumble is a blackzillian, lawler is with them now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcJI4amoJ6I
>dat smack from a clean headkick
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>>75015936
Why did you post this?
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>>75015991
shut your mouth
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Who will be to blame for ruining 210?
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>>75016016
DC is pulling out on Thursday.
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>>75015991
((((Dana White))))
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>>75015910
Yeah Usman is at Blackzilians/Combat Club. ATT have Colby who is a stud too.
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>>75016016
AKA, although there are only 2 match ups that can really ruin this card.
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>>75016016
Niggers and women.
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also, has the UFC come out with an explanation for this yet?
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>>75016032
speaking of which today is payday (gov checks on the 3rd)
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>>75016032
>he doesn't like DC
Stormweenies and Tyronposters pls go
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>>75016020
funny how it's always 2 teams at WW. miletich/JW, tristar/JW, Tristar/ATT.
can't wait for glorious ATT/wackzillians lawler, usman vs woodley, graves, masvidal and chaos
>>75016038
weird thing is how good the card is, alot of undefeateds in those prospects. bibulatov is the big one
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>>75016038
>1-0 UFC vs 0-0 UFC third from the top
What in the absolute fuck is this shit
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>>75016047
best champs are contentious ones. but they also have to deliver, always.
lawler was the best champ for that. everyone thought they could win, fights were crazy and he was still the mot feared man. it's why bisping was so good until they played shennaigans with his contenders.
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who is your favorite woman fighter?
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>>75016038
Hard to get hyped for anything but the main and Co-main when you know 211 is so STACKED
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>>75015989
Jacob Smith
Pro record: 0-2
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Jacob-Smith-196053
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>>75016038
>2017
>still being sexist
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>>75016069
Gotta be Joanna
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>>75016070
>that time when Conor accidently KO'd cain
what a disaster for the HW division all because of some stupid ad
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>>75016053
Yeah a ton of good prospects
Bibulatov
Emmett
Gillespie
Burgos
Usman
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Imagine PAYING to watch fights that are available for FREE.
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who has the best chin?
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>>75016080
Imagine posting the same thing over and over on a Taiwanese fishing rod making website.
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>>75016084
i caught a stingray yesterday
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>>75016090
pretty cool desu, did you let it go?
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>>75016083
Daniel Cormier
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>>75016038
>one worked the balls
>other worked the shaft
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>>75016091
no i let it spear me in the chest
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144 lbs
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>>75016102
i remember 8th grade
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>>75016016
>weidman and dc pullout
>rumble ducks mousasi again
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>the city of bloodyelbow
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/
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thought she was supposed to be good or something
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>>75016115
Good at faking her Brazilian accent
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>>75016115
maybe if she cut off her chest like that tennis player who went from 200th to 3rd best
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>>75016130
>cut off her chest
Maybe then this fat bitch can make weight
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>>75016130
Except she became a multi-millionaire doing that not making 40 to show.
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>Women's MMA was an error in judgment
t. Dana White
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>>75016115
she's going to cyborg herself if she continues roiding like this
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lol hunt's tattoo
how much do those things cost
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>>75016135
hopefully she can regrow her cans with stem cells after she retires
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Paddy pimblett was never a good fighter why did English people hype him up when there are genuinely good UK fighters?
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>>75016240
flag
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>>75016061
t. casual
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>>75016240
He used to be an actor in the popular UK TV Series "The Inbetweeners"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JsyJRJ34EI
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DC isn't gonna make it
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he finna tryna make this nigga submit dawg
i see the setup finna happen cuz
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there are rumors that rumble is going to make it, he put too much weight on off-camp
BMDBM
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>>75016293
Am I the only one that finds Snoop Dog promos extremely hilarious
I want to laugh by just looking at his eyes
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DC vs Rumble 2 is interesting for me.
Rumble is a tank right now, and DC is injured af and old.
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>>75016404
lel
rumble's gonna gas out just like last time
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>>75016409
dc was dropped a couple of times against gus and was too much of a pussy to stand with anderson.
rumble ko in 59 or less
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>>75016404
It's a really good fight.
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>/heem/
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> DC's right knee
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>>75016278
kek
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There's nothing I hate more than people that still use kek
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>>75016642
>caring about terminology on a congolese bull talent agency picture exchanging forum
kek
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Nothing I hate more than people that green text without knowing wtf they're doing
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>>75016657
>Nothing I hate more than people that green text without knowing wtf they're doing
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>>75016118
...she's not good at that though
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from UFC Ring Girl to Millionaire
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Nothing I hate more than people that go on the internet and tell lies
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Is CalendarBro still taking picks?
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>>75016709
no. all we have left is fake mspaint picks
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>>75016709
>>75016721
mspaint have always been the standard
it's embedded day. man i miss ufc.
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I Smell Fear From Colon's Fanboys. And it Smells Rank. Judging by the amount of posts dedicated to disparaging about Eddie Alvarez's supposed inferior striking, height, size, his fear of Mcgregor, overrated cardio, his lack of heart, even discounting Eddie's mma wrestling, the last 3-4 weeks. I can attribute this recent phenomenon to fear. Yes. Fear, /heemsters/.
Call me crazy, but it all smells of insecurity and fear from Mcgregor's fanboys. Deep down inside they all know Eddie will be Mcgregor's toughest challenge, so they are resorting to whatever they can use to make themselves feel better. Mcgregor fanboys are scared, so scared that their hero might fall in MSG, on MMA's biggest stage, in front of the entire global stage, and that all of his "haters' will be proven right and he's exposed to what they've been denying to us and themselves this entire time.
Its somewhat amusing to read some of the preposterous posts from Mcgregor fanboys regarding Eddie, it reeks of denial and desperation on their part. I take solace in the fact the greater majority of them are new MMA fans and bandwagon jumpers, and most of them are ignorant about the sport and fighters in general.
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>>75016768
well alverez and aldo fought so poorly the basically gave him the win.
at least mini mendes put up a fight.
speaking of, mini mendes, machida, glesion tiepo are back soon right?
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>>75016706
Do you really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
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>>75016768
Most Conor fans are losers. When Aldo talked internet shit after Conor lost, Conor said Another man gets a victory over me, and he celebrates it That’s the sign of a loser. Well guess what Conor's fans do the same shit; Conor wins, they celebrate his victory as if it's their own. And now that he's defeated, they react worse than the man himself did. They scream. They cry. They gnash their teeth and flail on their sticky keyboards.
Because Conor's defeat is their defeat.
Because they live vicariously through him.
Because they're mostly losers with nothing of their own.
They're clinging to some distant Irish lineage that they never cared about before to feel like they have something in common with Conor.
They came out of the balls of someone who came out of the pussy of someone who came out of the balls of someone who came out of the balls of someone who was Irish who immigrated elsewhere 100 years ago. Suddenly this makes them IRISH.
That's how desperate these cunts are to feel like something more than a sack of shit who lives vicariously through truly great people.
And now it's gone, because Conor, someone better than they could ever be on their greatest day, in their finest hour, was thoroughly and utterly defeated by someone even better than him.
But you know what
I ain't surprised, motherfuckers.
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>>75016762
i think picks are picks but fake picks are annoying. it was nice to have for sure legit picks weekly
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>>75016894
3.0 was doing a good job until he made that calendar and got triggered by dock dwarf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JsyJRJ34EI
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>>75016886
This would never happen.
My cousin tried it once, but the NSA found out and kidnapped him and took him to an island of Amazonians in the Pacific, where he was forced to impregnate 10/10's every day until he died of a Four Loco overdose. True story.
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>>75016922
snoop dogg and shaq are hustlers, you see these two fuckers everywhere.
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>>75016971
dolla dolla bills y'all
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>champs July 2018
HW: Reem
LHW: Manuwa
MW: Bisping
WW: Gunni
LW: Diakese
FW: Lobov
BW: Cody
FLW: Cody
Prove me wrong.
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>>75016995
HW: Francis
LHW: DC
MW: Alligator
WW: Tyron
LW: Mcgregor ILW: Khabib
FW: Aldo
BW: Cody
WFW: Cyborg
WBW: Val
WSW: Joanna
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>>75017006
>wmma
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>>75017008
>triggered by women
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>>75017008
a few of them are actually worth watching believe it or not. JJ is a killer on the feet
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>>75017013
>>75017020
Get laid
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>>75017022
sick post dude
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>>75016990
I feel like Joe would have really stinky breath.
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>>75017031
word all those hulk shakes/kombucha/butter coffee probably has his mouth smelling like something that fell out of cyborg's asshole
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>>75017022
sure got me faggot
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well played, UFC
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>>75017102
>>75017107
>>75017111
>virgins will defend this
Loving
Every
Laugh
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>>75017114
why are you so upset today anon?
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>>75016995
HW: Miocic
LHW: DC (he still won't have fought jones though)
MW: Rockhold (unfortunately)
WW: Winner of Maia or Masvidal will end Tyron, and Dana will be glad for it
LW: Ferguson
FW: Aldo (unfortunately)
BW: Dillasnake
WFW: WAR MEGAN ( in reality Cyborg)
WBW: Nunes
WSW: KK
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Mornin lads
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>>75017114
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Bungo Peeber Skleb (born March 18, 1983) is an American who likes to refer to himself as a """podcaster""", """comedian""", """actor""", a former professional soggy biscuit player, and a retarded mixed martial artist. He was a finalist and the biggest chump of Spike TV's The Ultimate Fighter: Heavyweights.[3] He co-hosts The """Fighter""" and the Kid, a weekly podcast with his gay lover and life companion Bryan Callen, as well as his own plebcast called Big Brown Pile of Shit.[4] Skleb also regularly appears on The Joe Rogan Experience, Joe Rogan's podcast devoted to, among other things, dude weed lmao.
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>>75017311
is Barton Szquoup a good fiter?
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>>75017210
Good morning lad.
Todays special is apple and blueberry with almond milk. Very good.
For dinner I had gluten free falafel
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>>75017339
Funny you say that actually, friend. I oft' wonder if Brenbleb Squibbs is indeed a good fighter myself
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>>75017340
>Dinner
>15:28
Mate wot
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>>75017405
Dinner at 2
Tea at 8
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https://youtu.be/zf-LYfMciss
I can understand the kicks, but is a spinning backhand really more powerful than an overhand or something? They seem to work a lot but i cant do one more powerful than a normal hook
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>>75017417
>Being one of those people who says "tea" instead of dinner and also magically turns lunch into "dinner"
You probably call baps "batches" too
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>>75017433
>>Being one of those people who says "tea" instead of dinner and also magically turns lunch into "dinner"
So basically
>being British
Yes
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Damn, there's a really pathetic loser on here that thinks about me in the middle of the night. How sad. That guy needs to get help. His life is really shit on account of him being really ugly and really poor.
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>>75016918
Why are you such a pathetic loser? You can make the decision to stop being obese whenever you want.
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Jacare Souza, The Middleweight GOAT.
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>>75017514
>Every brit does this
I think my mum is only person I know who does the tea/dinner thing. Maybe it's more regional ey.
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Imagine being a loser that watches mandrama.
You guys know that show is for little kids right? It's not for people that are older than 17.
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>>75017516
>>75017528
awaken dwarf
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>>75017542
Good morning lardo. Think your heart will make it through the day before failing under the weight of your fat?
Lol you'll always be a failure.
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>>75017531
Real brits do it. You probably grew up watching to much American tv or "is a south londerner blud"
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All of a sudden it smells like a really stinky, really obese nigger in here.
Hey nigger, you're still a nigger, and I'm still a white man. Now polish my shoes, nigger.
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>>75017550
>>75017562
>5'4 144lbs
>tfw I take turns with other autists triggering your midget ass
>he thinks it's one person
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Niggers like WWE because it's very simple and easy for them to follow. Real sports are too complicated for an ape's brain.
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>>75017573
Lol see how revved the niggy nog gets?
Ooga booga, Harambe. Ooga booga.
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Dom was such a dork after the faber fight
After you fight someone you respect them you don't keep trash talking them
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>be a nigger
>wake up on a Monday
>fire up 4chan and beg for attention
Meanwhile white people are at work earning money and contributing to society. But the nigger would rather leech and sit on his obese ass all day eating fried chicken hot pockets.
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>>75017559
Simmer down before I heem you and every here.
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>>75017597
Dom's been a dork his entire life.
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>>75017603
>>75017573
Someone bring me up to speed on this burger fight plz
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>>75017597
>After you fight someone you respect them you don't keep trash talking them
there was clear respect between them but fighting someone won't make you magically like that person if the beef was real
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DC is gonna find a way to pussy out of the fight this week. Watch.
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>>75017539
whats worse, watching mandrama or anime? I think anime
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dock
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>>75017618
There's an obese nigger here that's obsessed with me and makes posts like this at 2am >>75016102
He has mental problems.
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>>75017624
Mandrama easy.
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Ahhhhhh dunno what to bet on
For the longest of time I was thinking Rumble will take the rematch as his wrestling is so much improved since the last fight, yet as I rewatch it now I doubt myself whether Rumble has the cojoles to survive in the championship rounds. It already proved difficult to land a killer shot on Cormier, and he swings in a way that allows Cormier to commence his hugfest, slowly leeching his power and thus any real danger as the fight goes further on.
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Imagine waking up on a Monday and thinking "how can I get the attention of that dock worker I'm obsessed with."
Does he even know how strange that is?
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>>75017647
fight wont happen
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>>75017647
I want fatfuck cormier, the loser who was too stupid and niggery to keep his daughter alive, to lose so I'm gonna put money on him. It worked for Cruz.
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>>75017647
Rumbles gonna Hendo part2 Daniel but win the point decision
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Imagine watching UFC and think that it is the premier organisation in MMA.
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@75017678
Imagine being this edgy, poor guy..
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NEWS
UFC
BELLATOR
The MMA Hour with Khabib Nurmagomedov, Stephen Thompson, Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Muhammed Lawal, Kevin Lee, Angela Lee, Ray Longo
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Imagine being so obese you'd have to cut weight to make 265.
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>>75017691
Imagine being so triggered you took the time to put an @.
The real world is gonna eat you alive, kid.
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>>75017696
Who does that?
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>>75017693
Imagine watching the crying Jew hour.
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Rafael dos Anjos vs Tarec Saffiedine booked for UFC Singapore on June 17
https://www.google.com/amp/www.mmamania.com/platform/amp/2017/4/3/15160250/rafael-dos-anjos-vs-tarec-saffiedine-booked-ufc-singapore-june-17-mma
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@75017707
Go rush to make the op again little man
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>>75017713
>unironically hating Helwani
Heem urself my man
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>>75017716
>not USA
based RDA
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>>75017716
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY?
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>>75017716
good fight
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>>75017720
>he thinks I'm the spergOP
Lurk more, kid.
>>75017724
Good morning, reddit!
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>>75017716
Tarec by decision
God knows he was robbed in that last fight against the Dong
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>>75017729
The guy that catches leg kicks with his face
>>75017735
What does reddit and Helwani have in common? Are you that new to MMA scene?
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>>75017742
R/MMA are big fans of helwani. You'll fit in better over there.
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>>75017754
So just because a few dorks here hate him I must evacuate to plebbit...
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http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/04/arianny-celeste-topless-but-for-rose-petals
This is actually on topic
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>trying to call me new
Lol if this dumb little kid only knew.
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>>75017762
You got is backwards, son. The dorks are the ones that like him and tune in to his show.
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>>75017740
>>75017716
Don't Forget
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>>75017770
John Morgan is that you?
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Welcome to /r/MMA where we have a unique twist of spice to memes!
Please join us!
Whether it's to discuss fighting or watch one of the greatest combat sports in action!
And when i say action i mean it's never ending.
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I had a nightmare where Holly Holm was fighting some girl who was cheating and using spiked shoes and she hit Holly with a couple teeps and Holly's intestines started spilling out and she collapsed. Her corner was screaming and throwing towels but Mario Yamasaki wouldn't stop the fight and the girl kept kicking her on the ground. I woke up crying and I don't even like Holly. Hold me heem.
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@75017837
(You)
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>>75017836
Does /r/MMA house angry dock workers?
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>>75017857
>too SHOOK to (You) me
brazillian manlet btfo
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>>75017857
Why are you angry?
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Why's Chaels trash talk so shitty these days?
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>>75017903
Because he lost to fucking Tito?
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>>75017907
Tito verbally tapped
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>>75017907
He's always been an average fighter, never affected his trash talk before.
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>>75017913
kek
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Imagine being such a loser you end up hating Ariel Helwani, really activates my almonds
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>>75017975
damn i miss joe's intellectual slights during the broadcast
>"he just hasn't looked the same as of late"
>"his body looks smooth"
>"he's an explosive fighter"
>"....what?"
>"ORDER IT UP!"
>"he looks nervous as fuck"
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How is your head movement /heem/?
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>>75018004
Unironically bad
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>tfw Charlie Day from Sunny Philadelphia is fighting this Saturday
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Have you ever /heem/ed so much, that you /meme/d?
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could heem every here
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>>75017991
i honestly can't imagine having hatred for MMA's most lovable jew
also we're live in ~50 bings
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>>75018004
Elite boxing, Mike
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>>75018071
He is unironically one of the best/most decorated wrestlers in the UFC.
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>>75018080
Ariel is goodboy
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>>75018080
His ego is farrrr too big, but he does have some of the best interviews/conversations out there
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>>75018103
>His ego is farrrr too big
explain
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>>75017991
Imagine crying (actually shedding real tears and sniveling) on your internet show because dana white said something mean to you.
Probably why you little nerds like him. Hes a weak bitch just like you.
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>>75018111
whoa whoa whoa watch out boys, we got a Tough Guy on our hands
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>>75018111
He lost his job and only means of supporting his family, fighters were instructed not to interview with him again. You'll never have a wife or kids so you wouldn't know thatfeel
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>>75018118
>>75018123
lol weak little losers.
Probably low income. Probably overweight.
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>>75018154
Found the angry dockworker
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>>75018086
Someone enlighten me, why do people slam Edmond for shouting ''head movement''? He was absolutely right, Rousey was a stationary target.
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>>75018123
>allowing your means of providing for your family to be taken away at the whim of a single man
Not my fault he's so stupid.
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>>75018157
Found the low income fatfuck lol.
Really pathetic how you little kids are so soft and pussified these days. Do you have an emotional support dog to hold in case you get triggered and start literally shaking?
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>>75018158
Because he's probably never taught her head movement. We have never seen it from her.
I found it funnier that he was screaming "a-armbar!" while Ronda was getting punched round in circles.
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>>75018118
>he thinks you have to be a tough guy to not cry on a live broadcast
I bet you cried when the undertaker lost last night, didnt you?
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>>75018158
He shouldn't have to, Ronda was a professional fighter that should know better. Those instructions show how BAD a coach Edmundo was
>>75018161
What do you expect him to do? Fight uncle Dana?
>>75018173
What evidence is there of me being fat for low income? You sound very insecure buddeh
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>>75018186
>What evidence is there of me being fat for low income?
My gut feeling. Prove me wrong.
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lol this guy is clearly overcompensating for something
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>>75018186
>What do you expect him to do? Fight uncle Dana?
Damn youre really stupid. I can tell you've never earned more than minimum wage in your worthless life lol.
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Here's the /hem/ thread from when arial was crying like a little bitch
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68168521/#q68169195
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>>75018230
I always knew archive guy was docksperg
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>>75018233
There is no "archive guy," dummy. Anyone smarter than you (because youre really fucking stupid, even for this) can go to 4plebs.com, click /sp/ and type in words like "ariel crying" and get instant results. I know its amazing huh? MAybe someday you'll learn how to use a search box.
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>>75018230
>http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/6816852/#68169195
>Helwani doesn't sound that smart for a jew
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dockdwarf stop
you used to be bearable, but now this?
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>>75018252
>"archive guy,"
>,"
>youre
>MAybe
for a tryhard (You)'re not very good at this
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>>75018303
>nitpicking a lack of apostrophe
Holy shit can you be any more desperate and pathetic, little bitch?
You already admitting to watching WWE and loving ariel.
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>>75018313
you're only embarrassing yourself here Big Guy
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lmao
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>>75018325
>not putting a comma in between the phrase and the person you're addressing
Did you even make it passed 5th grade?
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>>75018346
lmao imagine taking yourself this seriously though
yikes!
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BSRoVKjA6CH/
Is Bethe the ultimate guilt fuck?
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kek
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You the heem guy?
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https://twitter.com/DerekBrunson/status/751998460774219776
why?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOysThn39Zw
DC's reaction to Jones testing positive
Makes me feel really bad, DC is such a good guy
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>>75018430
Hating on DC is a meme
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>>75015891
Bobbie Brawler
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>>75016096
which part of body is this tattooed at
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>>75018430
Being 14 is supporting Jones
Being a man is realising that DC makes more sense
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>>75018430
DC is a bitch, he was supposed to fight Jones at 197 but he pussied out because... you guessed it, he's a bitch.
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>>75018474
But DC is a dead daughter loser who went to the olympics just so he could fail to make weight. He's a piece of shit.
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>>75018507
>>75018499
Jones pls go
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfL_Gfcedjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfL_Gfcedjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfL_Gfcedjc
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>>75009171
>"Stand on the chair to make sure you get the chandelier in."
>finger on trigger, just like in the movies
omg, this guy is nonstop "wew lad" machine
>>
>>75018532
ty
also if you don't root against jackson-wink fighters than you're the cancer killing mma
>>
>>75018507
sad
>>
i swear if wondercuck starts talking about how he wants to "run it back" on mma hour today i'm going to slap that pedo fucker
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>>75018507
>>75018499
OK, then. JJ fans are a strange little group.
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>>75018581
>mma hour
>>
>WMMA fight? Piss break.
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>>75018564
>Arlovski
>Overheem
>Jones
>Brunson
>Condit
>Sanchez
>Cowboy
>Penn
>Khabilov
>Cub
>Brandao
>Dodson
>Borg
>Holm
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>>75018638
unless JJ is fighting it's snack time
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>>75016971
Snoop Dogg is nothing more than the new Paul Lynde.
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>>75017340
>gluten free
you have a gluten allergy or celiac disease, then?
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>muh marines
fucking hell
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How do I get a gf like this?
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>>75018642
arlovski, overeem, condit, sanchez and swanson are still my boys, the rest can get fucked
also watching greg scream "WE ARE NOT LOSING IN DENVER" to cowboy right after he got knocked out and before his tko made me drop them for good
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>>75018667
Probably just a numale faggot
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>>75018697
even funnier because he's a leaf
working the yanks
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>>75018608
(((mma hour)))
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is rampage done for good? i honestly can't see him making a run in the UFC
>>
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>>75018778
Most likely. Can't see him making 205 anymore. No way he can compete with UFC heavyweights.
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>>75018707
Date an immature highschool girl
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>>75018474
being a real man (post 25, not living like an idyllic movie character) is supporting jones because he is the goat, more entertaining to watch and knowing everyone, even and especially psycopaths like him, makes mistakes
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>>75018707
that's a dude
>>
Childhood is idolizing Joe Rogan, adulthood is realizing Jon Anik makes more sense.
>>
Who is your favourite female UFC fighter?
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>>75018815
being a grown man is being able to accept both on their own merits and realizing that choosing one over the other is fucking retarded
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>>75018864
Megan Olivi
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>>75018864
yohanna jzyunjzeryayheck
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>>75018815
>on 4chan post 25
wallahi
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>>75018885
I'm 27. Is it really frowned upon to browse past 25?
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>>75018853
Ascension is loving Mike Goldberg
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>>75018897
There are people here that get worked up over a 16 year old kid.
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>>75018906
Bogpilled is realizing Frank Mir was the greatest commentator in MMA history.
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>>75018864
mogon andorson
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When do we find out who replaces Goldie?
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>>75018897
if your attitude is i'm only here because i'm young and dumb then you're probably a shit person
or if you're 40-50 and you can't enjoy posting here you're probably a shit person
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>>75018960
In other words if you see something on /b/ and think "that's beneath me" or "that's offensive" go fuck yourself. t. 34 year old.
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>>75018897
Only if it's taking away time from important things in your life. The reason lots of young people come here is they have lots of free time and minimal responsibilities/hobbies.
That said I'm 24, and I said I'd stop coming here when I turned 21, and before that was 18. I want to believe that one day I'll just forget about this website.
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>>75018960
>>75019004
god fucking damn it you guys are lame, jesus christ you probably don't even have fight pass or make over one hundred kay in a year
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Helwani is the worst instigator of drama
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>>75019062
Leave Arial alone ya kunt
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>>75019037
its because its enjoyable. responsibilities fucking blow. why deal with that shit when you can shitpost
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>>75019051
I have fight pass but I only make $28k a year stocking shelves at pet supermarket.
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>>75019077
He lives in New York but says he a Canadian whenever someone tries criticising him
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>>75019004
>look kids, i'm hip and edgy just like you!
nah real talk it's weird as fuck that you're posting here as a 34 year old grown ass man
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Derrick lewis vs Mark Hunto
Who ya got
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>>75019116
Remember that you will be that "34 year old grown ass man" posting on 4chan someday you ameriblack
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>>75018815
This dude gets it.
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>>75019107
>As a canadian
>A-a-as a CANADIAN!
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Can you lads provide me with a list of notable UFC fighters who stream on twitch? I know there are quite a few out there.
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>>75019004
>Going on /b/ when you're 34
>Going on /b/ in 2017
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>>75019051
Neither do you.
>>75019090
You and your coworkers should organize.
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Haha I remember being a young kid thinking Cain Velasquez was 2cool4school, now that I'm an adult with a family of my own and a 6 figure paying accounting job I've come to realization that Brock Lesnar was the greatest heavyweight of all time.
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>>75019148
my heart says black beast but i love 'em both
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>>75019150
nah i'm on my way out. 22 years old, already grown out of my childish basement dweller ways. anymore i only come to 4chan for /sp/ and /fit/. i guarantee you in 5 years i won't be here at all.
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>>75019196
lol what a dork
>it's not funny when i'm 27
fucking bore
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>>75019196
>in 5 years I'll leave!
lmao
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>>75019174
i stopped going on /b/ in 2008 thank god
crazy to think i've been on this site for over 10 years now
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my friend is 35 in thailand right now and texted me yum yum or boom boom, growing up is for cucks
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>>75019148
BLACK BEAST IN DIS HOE. Fuck y'all talkin 'bout...
H-Town on dat boi.
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>>75019148
Black Beast
Hunt has been in too many wars
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>>75019275
>IT EEZ WHAT IT EEZ, FUCK Y'ALL TALKIN' 'BOUT, HEART OF A CHAMPION, SHEEEEIT
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>>75019275
H-town represent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYZy9eRazVw
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>>75019304
>>75019319
>>75019325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxyL0mp5ESw
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>>75018430
nah, he's a pullout merchant himself and only fought once in 2016 to old man silva and tried to play off that fight as a "the show must go on and i'll fight anyone anywhere" type deal when he was really just padding his record.
Eyepokes and confidence have nothing to do with him losing and he'll lose to jones again
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>>75019379
SWANG'N N' BANG'N
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>>75019394
At least DC fought Silva on such short notice, remember how Jones turned down Sonnen
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>>75019394
>pullout merchant
I love this noun so much. McGregor truly has blessed us with usable content.
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>>75019422
he has a trump-like gift of popularizing idiosyncratic phrases and nicknames. "snake in the grass" stuck to dilly almost instantly.
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>>75019416
Only one of those fights was for a title, dummy.
I bet Silva would have won via 4th or 5th round heem if the fight was a full five rounds. Danil was scared of going the distance with Silva. Insisted on it being 3 round and not for the title. He's a coward. At least Jones is smart.
Of course it was Hendo that caused that whole mess by getting hurt and not telling anyone at the ufc for two weeks (possibly so Chael would get the call on short notice), but everyone blames Jones for that ppv getting scrapped
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>>75019452
Because of his nuthugger fans, there is Dillasnake did NOTHING wrong. Fuckton of fighters switch gyms doesn't make em a backstabber
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>>75019416
Except Sonnen was actually kind of good when Jones turned him down, DC accepted an old and worn Silva in a non-title fight and then trying to claim "anyone anywhere" fuck him he's boring and is an asshole too
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>>75019491
Silva is way better fighter than Sonnen, even had DC hurt from bodykick to the gut
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>>75019459
>DC takes a fight on short notice
>s-s-shoulda been for 5 rounds!!!
>Jon avoids a fight entirely on longer notice
>s-smart move!!!!
Imagine being this much of a cucked husk of a "human"
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>>75019520
Greg Jackson is a sport killer
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>>75019491
>Except Sonnen was actually kind of good when Jones turned him down
Even if this is true(which it isn't) if Jones was told he'd be fighting Chris Avila on short notice and it'd be for the belt he'd have been right to turn it down.
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>>75019520
>Jon avoids a fight entirely
They eventually fought and Chael got murked.
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>Gunni is ranked 9 so he isn't on my radar because I'm ranked 1
Fucking Wonderboy. I hate this aspect of MMA being a "sport".
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>>75019550
He has a point.
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>>75019550
Good thing it's not up to him, altho I hope he fights Robbery next.
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>>75019520
Imagine being this much of cucked husk of a "human" that you actually think it was DC taking the fight on short notice and not Anderson Silva
>>75019541
and who won the fight by a landslide? and who won the fight by laying and praying after a body kick
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>>75018667
>>75018713
Gluten makes your dick fly off
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>>75019568
He has a point if you're going to argue that rankings matter.
Protip, bud. Just like the OP, they don't fucking matter, get it through your head
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>>75019568
Yeah but he even said it would be an interesting fight because they're both karate guys.
I understand from a sports point of view. He has nothing to gain but everything to lose but if the fans want to see that fight he should do it. Also as a martial artist he should want to take on Gunni for coming for him as a fellow karate guy.
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>>75019582
Don't (you) me you spastic.
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Masdival and Romero will be champ by end of the year
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>>75019547
Yet he still avoided the fight to begin with and it had nothing to do with him being hurt or a stupid fuckup
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Will Gooby sleep him first round m8s?
https://youtu.be/0nLNQwga42o
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>I wanna be stuck in a school with wonderboy thompson during a tornado
You really don't, Ariel
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>>75019574
I cant read/hear about gluten without thinking of mackie telling that dude "eat that gluten"
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>>75019591
It's not a fight that makes sense. He's ranked way too low and he should have to work his way upto top 5. Beating Jouban isn't enough to earn you a contender fight even if you think you match up stylistically well with someone, and let's face it, it's not cause it's cause he wants a karate chess match it's cause he knows Thompson is pure garbage on the ground and he could sub him easily.
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wonderboy is a stand up guy, fuck off
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>>75019612
He's gonna gas out hard at the end of the first round and get fucking toyed with for 5 rounds then ko'd
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>>75019573
Oh so you're not just being reasonable you're actually just such a loser that you like Jon Jones
LMAO
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>>75019550
>I'm ranked 1
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>>75019612
Floyd might just KO him.
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>>75019610
This isnt WWE kid. These guys sign legal contracts when they agree to fight. Dana doesnt come out before the match starts and say "Guess what, there's a STIPULATION! It's a loser leaves town match and Forest Griffin is the guest referee."
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>>75019612
Yeah put all your money on conor via 1st rd KO
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>>75019664
UFC would be much better if it was like that
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>>75019682
No it wouldn't mandrama boy
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/our guy/ destroys mandrama nerds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLuPw543XNQ
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>>75019652
not so much that i like jones, it's more like hating DC
he's as bad as tyron when it comes to jones and nobody realizes it because he doesn't pull the race card.
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>henry hoove
fucking RIP robbie
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>Floyd might just KO him
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>>75019707
Who you callin' boy?
*feints overhand left and shoots for a double*
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>it's a black fighter blames the media episode
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>>75019708
absolutely biblical
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New thread
>>75019775
>>75019775
>>75019775
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>Gooby by 1st round KO fellas xD
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Don't use his thread. I wanna watch him squirm.
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Too soon, too low effort.
Waiting for a better thread.
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>>75019791
lmao bud I make you squirm just by posting
you are obsessed with me
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here comes the spergy special lol
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>>75019860
>>75019860
>>75019860
>>75019860
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