First for Tampa will miss the playoffs
/hoc/ has the worst OP images, were a laughing stock of the board
this is the better thread imo
pupper
>>75004868
which subban is this :)
>>75004951
marselis
>>75005027
thanks
Accidently got drunk again and I have work early tomorrow.
What the fug!
>>75005371
Just stay drunk/work drunk. Whats the worst that can happen?
>hawks
>>75005397
I will get fired.
They often do alcohol breathalyzer tests at the plant entrance gates.
>>75004483
*Blocks your path*
What do?
>>75005454
What kind of plant do you work at? Meme production?
>>75005466
Push him out of the window
>>75005493
pulp
>>75005466
he's blocking me from jumping out of the window?
>sp merges with /a
>canada still the most hated flag
good thread
My monkeys face when the Oilers win the cup
>>75004514
yeah, but do they have cute puppers In their thread? no, they dont
>>75005466
That's the Westin downtown Edmonton.
*PSSSSHHHHTTTTT*
Ahhhhhhh.....
Cette première gorgée du jour (That first sip of the day)
>>75007014
Stop making the noise that products make when they are opened. It's obnoxious and no one finds it funny. They find it familiar which is why they respond to it/perpetuate it. You're mentally ill and you need to sort yourself out.
>rags
>>75004514
>>75006497
I unironically come to these threads so I can show my gf the cute pics
>t. doesn't even like hockey
>>75004483
that's not how you are supposed to ride in a shopping cart.
>new thread is actually super early
>but not quite as early as the previous thread which was resurrected from saturday
can we get this shit under control?
>>75007014
hahahaha, nice, I like that meme
>>75010915
I'm gonna make the next thread now so it has time to marinate
>>75010925
i might make a few and put them in storage
Who /wrestlemania/ here?
>ninja hertl only has 9 goals
why'd he bust?
>>75010936
4 /hoc/s and a lifelong ducks stinky smelly right now
>>75010941
I want to chew on that ass
>>75010947
Too much flirting
>>75010941
pic related
also
>dat pic
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>75010947
Brown ruined his career
>>75010988
>4 goals in a game against the >rags
>omg he'll be an elite goal scorer for years
>>75005466
Grab his bonaqua
does anybody else hate thePenguins commentator?
>>75009317
I read it as "so I can show my cute gf pics".
I was sure let down
>>75011026
*arrests you
>soon
>>75011029
hating on staggy and errey is a meme
>>75011029
yeah they are universally regarded as bad
BANG
YOUR
HEAD
kek, Crosby thinking right now "did I not ask them to stop playing that song?"
>>75011043
id' let pulju give me a cavity search any day
>>75011029
I'm a Pensfag and I admit he's pretty cringey. We have the best radio guy in the league though so I guess it evens out.
>>75010941
>mfw I was on the kiss cam with my sister at the ice caps last night
>>75011096
well?
>>75011029
Yes they suck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puMana_bq1o
vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_GT9en0pho
getting a win and pissing off grease is always nice
>>75009317
>letting your gf know you post on 4chan
You deserve to die alone
>>75009317
HOKKI
>>75011099
got a lowkey handy
>>75011104
Hope the blowjobs lose and >we hold on to that 2 spot
>>75011126
niiice
>>75011106
At least he has one, faggot
>>75011133
>not wanting to drop to wc1 so you can sweep the shatlantic
>>75011143
Way to miss the point, leaf
Thornton ded
I like Coburn
holy shit shredder with the top shelf
bonino broken hand
Fuck, not Thorton
>>75011104
I 'm not pissed off, it's just clear that this guy is a textbook case of gravely unbalanced commenting. The other team is "desperate", how unprofessional is that??? To call the other team desperate?
Whenever something goes wrong, it is never because the opposing team did something good.
Whenever the Pens score, it's always beautiful, they executed everything according to plan.
Compare to Daneyko and Cangiallosi, I 'd even argue that I sometimes get dissapointed because at times they seem to overexpose the opposing team, should the play good/make a good play that night. Of course they cheer for the Devils, but you 'd never expect something so unclassy. This is comedy, not legit commentating. And it would be funny if it wasn't on the channel where the game is broadcasted.
>>75011080
>radio guy
now that would be interesting.
I think Rick Jeanerraitte is the best because he describes the game as if he was on radio and makes the experience much more enjoyable.
>>75011170
he finished the game
>>75011181
what a trooper
>>75011167
here's da stream
https://streamable.com/jxola
>laffs will play ottawa, boston or washington in the first round
its a first round exit anyway you look at it desu
>>75011257
or they'll collapse and lose the rest of their games
shit team tbqhwyimosmhfamalamajam
>>75011257
Ottawa is a meme team, you never know there
>>75011254
I bet even I could make a nicer looking cake than that
>>75011254
I guess he's the bottom
>>75011269
>implying tampa will hit 91-93 points
>>75011257
>laffs
>losing to >snes
How many points would the blowjobs, pongs, or craps have if one of them moved to the shitlantic?
>>75011290
>Betting on the Laffs in the playoffs
You really are a special kind of stupid aren't you?
kek
>About to lose
>To the fucking Stars
The Fucking Stars
>>75011344
oh man
>>75011344
>spears draisaitl in the nuts
>blows out his knee 2 games later
>oilers get to play the >shorks later this week and rat face probably won't be back
LMAO
>>75011344
Rip big Joe
>>75011344
this ends the career
>0-0-0 -1, 1 shot
What did Crosby mean by this?
>>75011344
>>75011377
Kek
>>75011307
Without the injuries the Pens would legit have 120+ points right now. If they were in the atlantic they would probably be undefeated.
>>75011416
Maybe the >pongs should stop relying on such soft players
>>75011347
YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS
LETS GO BRUINS
>>75011409
His manlets did the work tonight. Enjoy that art ross and 1st round exit though.
>>75011307
Not many, since the Caps are the only one of those 3 actually doing better against Atlantic teams. Pongs are right on that .500 mark whereas the BJs are even worse.
>>75011409
baka he set up sheary who should have scored his second goal of the game but hit the post, which in turn hit crosby in the throat
>rangers will cakewalk to ecf
>>75011427
http://imgur.com/a/PZWKH
>>75011434
and if they were in that division they would play those games differently, like not playing their backup goalie
>Canadian cuisine
>>75011344
lmao
>>75011416
>implying they're injured and rutherford isn't just resting them for the playoffs
do coaches at junior level hockey teach the players to protect their goalie or treat him like he was their mother?
>>75011448
>this level of self-absorption
women were a mistake
>>75011344
Holy shit stop laughing at jumbo, you fags.
>>75011448
i already have 3 thousand pics of her you peasant
Well, well, well...
It looks like Joe wasn't so jumbo after all.
>>75011431
>first round exit
lol, oilers get either the >flim flams or the >shorks.
>>75011480
go back
Joe Thornton?
>>75011484
preds coming for that 1st wc m8
>>75011494
>turn 38 before next season
>blow you MCL out
>yfw thornton retires without winning a goddamn thing in this league
>>75011453
It's delicious. Even my American dad loves it so don't knock it til you try it.
>>75011344
>Vlasich dubs
this is serious,isn't it?
>>75011494
more like knee tornthon
>>75011467
wouldn't happen if there weren't a gazillion beta autists to glorify people like her though
>>75011499
>perds
They've been refusing to clinch all week
>>75011503
hooooooooooooooooooly shit! I remember that interview!
>>75011517
yes because they know where they need to finish, genius plan really
I was making a snack, who scored the third Lightning goal?
>>75011526
>le turn it on when it counts meme
They're drawing the reddithawks in the first round
why doesn't Espn show hockey games?
I will tattoo the tip of my penis to look like a turban if the bolts make it to post.
>>75011557
to intelligent too win
>>75011580
they had the meme cup
>>75011585
No need to worry about that
>>75011580
Darkies and Mexicans don't watch hokkei
>>75011596
>>75011596
>caps might have to play against the sens gay as fuck trap hockey for what will inevitably be 7 games in the first round
Pls no....
>>75011616
craps will be sweeped in 5
>>75011616
if there's even enough sens to play by then
>>75011616
>sens
>not collapsing before playoffs
>>75011616
there are no craps fans on /hoc/
reminder
>>75011580
The NHL didn't want to be second fiddle to other sports so they went to NBC
>>75011646
>NBC
you mean versus. or was it still the outdoor channel then?
>>75011641
>Implying
EM
BELL
ISH
MENT
>>75011641
wrong
Hope Allie got her brain smoothied
>>75011641
Good one
>craps fags samefagging after not existing for years
>>75011672
you're the only one
>>75011669
Did you forget actual NBC has the rights too? Though EPSN did try to get some games when the last contract was being signed. I think they just didn't offer enough.
>>75011669
I was summarizing. The point is, the NHL's ego got in the way of increasing accessibility.
>>75011728
they're owned by the same jews but NBC showing 10 games a year is insignificant
>>75011703
>piss break
I'm not worried
>sallad bars
>And the meek shall inherit the earth...
>>75011744
I'm pretty sure both networks wanted exclusive rights
>pongs v blowjobs Tuesday night
Will Torts lace it up and concuss Crosby himself?
>>75011713
>>75011713
>Not existing for years
>Newfag doesnt even know the backstrom meme
could next weekend's ncaa champs beat the avs?
>>75011773
>exclusive to ESPN but behind apehoop/apecollide/luckswing
>exclusive to OLN and top dog
>>75011780
fuck you motherfucker
>>75011769
isn't that a Rush song?
>>75011780
Kuz is pretty good looking for a russian. Those other two though.....
>>75011790
I feel like this post and the one I was replying to are making completely different points
>>75011687
Who is this semen demon?
>>75011814
caren
>>75011687
Is that Katie Ledecky?
>>75011814
My gf, look but don't touch
this canucks broadcaster was just talking about his wifes black children
what the fuck?
>>75011790
OLN was the first deal. For the last one they were already set to change to NBCSN when it was finalized.
But the argument from the NHL's perspective is probably still the same.
>>75011806
Lets just hope he remembers how to score in the playoffs
post more dogu
>Stors
5-2 :^]
>>75011836
>cucks broadcasters being cucks
pottery
>>75011831
no
>>75011834
thank you
>>75011849
here you go
>>75011836
>Canucks
>Cnucks
>Cucks
Seems about right
these are so nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvvfWe1kVXA
>>75011866
im not even joking, the camera did a close up of them in the crowd and everything
>>75011803
Of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZm1_jtY1SQ
>Star Sunday
>Dick Rash and Claude Girpoop
>>75011813
Maybe. The NHL wanted a big money contract and they wanted to be the most important part of that network. Rather than work with ESPN they decided to sign with a lesser channel that did not have ESPN's reach.
People actually believe that the Sens/Leafs WON'T choke themselves out of a playoff spot and that the Bolts WON'T make the playoffs.
>>75011803
Yes, are you fucking uncultured? 2112 is the greatest piece of all time
If ESPN did hockey Wayne Simmonds would be marketed as the face of the league.
Lindell is the only good defenseman on dallas' roster.
>>75011896
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
noisey nois ;)
>>75011932
would be hilarious if the laffs fell out but honestly they probably wont
snes on the other hand... yeesh
>>75011937
well I was right, wasn't I? you fucking asshole
>>75011937
oh god rush fags are the worst
>>75011932
Funny that the bolts are the ones choking their chance away right now.
>>75011937
>not Time by ELO
lmaoing @ ur life
>>75011975
>time
>Elo
KEKITY KEK EVEN FOREIGNER IS BETTER THAN ELO
WTF are we doing?
>>75011975
>>75011983
>not even mentioning Inside by Eloy
at least I knew it was Rush
Wew. No goal
>Cantpucks
>Thornton's left knee awkwardly hit the back of Chaput's right leg as he tried to check Chaput from behind along the boards
what did nhl.com mean by this?
POST YOUR FUCKEN LEVELS LADS
DL 8 HL 3 HERE
>>75011940
Subban already is marketed as the face of the league
>>75011983
Foreigner is reddit tier
>Tranpa Gay
>>75012063
Exactly
God damn it if the Jackets and Caps meet in the playoffs somebody will die
>>75012099
*when
>pongs
>>75012070
Wins again :~)
>>75011091
I wanna see this video.
>>75012116
Caps could choke in the first round if we're being honest
>>75012099
they'll both lost in the 1st round
>>75011164
Nice Los Angeles Chargers snuggie.
>>75012144
Nigger like the pongs can beat the Jackets
>>75012167
when did la get two football teams? what year is it?
>>75011448
Thanks for ruining my nofap.
>>75011091
never fails to make me laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3dZP3io-xc
>>75012190
Doesn't matter for the Kike Football League
>>75011126
top kek
>>75012190
My bad, meant the Carson Chargers.
as if you couldnt find any more reasons to hate vancouver they have an ed sheeran ad on the boards
>>75012269
>spending energy hating irrelevant teams
>>75012169
pongs are better over 7 games
>>75012251
>>75012266
i looked it up now, what a bizarre series of relocations
>>75012321
>NFL team playing in a 30k-seat soccer stadium
Embarrassing tbqh.
>>75012301
Not if they don't have home, the only time they beat the Jackets was at home
What are the odds the penguins make it past the first round this year? Not looking too good with all those injuries
>>75012410
isnt everyone coming back from injury very soon or are back already?
>shorks
>>75012410
they're getting back malkin, letang, daley, and maatta this week
hagelin is the only player missing the first round
>>75012423
Kunitz it's supposedly out for the rest of the season now and even when those guys come back they're going to be in terrible shape, especially letang
>yfw mcdavid gets arrested for drinking from the stanley cup at age 20 because America has backward laws
anyone notice how sweden hasnt been around literally at all since norway started his bonaqua shitposting?
not only is norway a samefag reddit cuck, hes actually sweden who is the samefag
tanner nagel ded
>>75012468
Kunitz is dogshit this year they won't miss him.
>>75012468
kunitz hasn't scored in a month
his loss is insignificant
>>75012481
Sorry I don't see the Oilers making it past the 2nd round.
>He's not watching WrestleMania
more like wrestlegaynia lol
>>75012468
T-t-they'll be rusty
Hey, happy Kongs Elimination Day, guys!
>>75012537
maybe you should open your eyes
>>75012438
>It's like the Shoah all over again!
>>75012621
I've picked the correct Stanley Cup winner 12 years in a row m8. Oilers don't have the depth
>>75012539
>mandrama
>>75012636
Who do you got this year
>>75012636
when? 5 seconds before the team wins?
>>75012438
What website is that?
>>75012662
probably shorks sbnation site
>>75012539
man I hate soap operas
>>75012662
Fear the Finn
Are the jackets just a meme team or are they actually good? Do they have a chance to beat the penguins first round?
>>75012714
just barely avoided a shorkening
>>75012714
>Thornton ded
>>75012729
they have never won a playoff series ever
>>75012736
Don't remind me
>everett and victoria going to 3rd OT
Flylels elimination night lads. Get those memes rdy for the screencap.
Mods are homosexual gay faggots
>>75012481
He's going to drink some champagne or some ginger ale lol
>>75012537
Considering the west being a laughing stock besides Calgary and Chicago, they could make it
>>75012778
>>75012781
>calgary
Meme team, there's no 3x3 OT in the playoffs to save them
>>75012777
Come on rags. Islanders need you goys to win
>>75012777
>flylels
save the memes for teams anyone actually cares about
>>75012805
42 years of nothing is pretty hilarious. and just in time for easter!
>>75012805
Don't let their persistent futility distract you from their cancerous fanbase. They are here they're just afraid to post.
>>75012792
>Calgary
>Meme team
They're solid in every way. Think Columbus minus bobrovsky and more offense. Monahan, Bennett, guadreau, Hamilton, and tkachuk all are solid scoring players, plus depth makes them a contender
Plus Elliot is good
>>75012438
>read my teams sbnation
>literally every comment is a reddit meme
>>75012828
>vox media
>>75012729
they are not bad but still 4 years away from being a contender
>>75012659
Minnesota
>>75012827
Even those fags on 960 aren't this delusional. Let's see them beat the >cucks in Anaheim before we go saying crazy shit like this
>philthy
>>75012729
The jackets are balanced. They're solid with no clear star on the team. Bob, Atkinson, foligno, jones, and werenski make this team solid. And korpisalo is a great finnish goalie that isn't a niemi or lehtonen
>>75012865
Who knows. Maybe the >Cucks may choke and play the sharks and the flames have a battle of Alberta. It'll still be hard for them to advance, but they're talented
The penguins have the longest active playoff streaks in both the NHL and AHL
>>75012862
I've got the craps
>philthy
>getting eliminated by the >rags
>>75012928
4 cups (5 appearances) in the last 25 years ain't too shabby considering anything before the 90's isn't considered a legitimate era
>>75012971
>Eliminated by a team with GRABNER doing offense
>those floms thirds
>>75013009
If you're going to disregard the 80s you need to disregard the early 90s too.
http://www.hockey-reference.com/leagues/stats.html
The modern NHL begins in 1997-98
>>75012823
>>75012884
I never got this meme. Did Orson Welles hate Philadelphia in real life?
>>75013104
what is this move called?
I just wanna watch the best shooter ever one more time this year
GOD DAMNIT RAGS STOP RAGSING YOU STUPID FUCKS
Oh my god
>Rags
>>75013131
Upside down butterfly
Come back boys
>Rags
>Rags
>Rags
>Rags
>Rags
I never thought I'd say this but thank you lundpads
never understood the textbox bullshit on Flyers jerseys, just use regular letters like every other team instead of this mspaint garbage
>That lundpads save
Very nice
Remember how Bryan Murray traded Patrick Eaves for Cory Stillman and Mike Commodore?
And how Melnyk says Murray is the best GM Ottawa ever had?
And how Melnyk literally fucking made up an Ottawa Ring of Honor so he could kiss Murray's ass some more?
Good times
AHAHAHA THE FLYERS DIDN'T EVEN GET A SHOT OFF IN TIME
Nice try Flylels
>>75013203
At least your GM wasn't mike milbury who traded chara for yanshin, sign two (TWO) players to 10+ year deals, and also traded louongo for literal whos
is this an image of the year
>>75013226
in moments like this, remember the rags
>>75013238
you now remember the ghostbear spammer
It wasn't meant to be. Oh well.
>>75013226
>chara for yanshin
Chara and the 2nd overall pick that became Spezza for Yashin
Rags are going to get shrekt in the 1st round.
>>75013226
why is he allowed to share his opinion about hokkei on national tv after hes proven to be a complete retard as a manager and a player?
CRAPS VS PONGS THIS YEAR SECOND ROUND WHO YOU GOT HOC
>>75013250
So the islanders screwed themselves again, then made the playoffs a weak competitor losing to the leafs, sens, and bolts...
At least we won a series last year and from getting prince for nothing
>>75013276
what he just said about the flyers was pretty funny. and roenick ripping the rags was nice
>>75013276
They think he's an intellectual yet he practically almost fucked over this franchise. Alongside that fucking Asian, the islanders are fucked over by not getting the lighthouse project done, staying in Barclays at all, and being Shit for all those years from '93 to '16
>>75013278
i'll go with the team that doesn't get eliminated by the pongs in the 2nd round literally every year
>>75013248
>Jeff finger
Literally who?
>>75013303
filthy casual
Remember how Bryan Murray traded Silfverberg, a future first round bust in Noesen, and a first round pick (Ritchie) for Booby Ryan
And how Bryan Murray gave Booby a 7 year contract at 7.25 million per?
And how Melnyk says Murray is the best GM Ottawa ever had?
And how Melnyk literally fucking made up an Ottawa Ring of Honor so he could kiss Murray's ass some more?
Good times
>>75013303
That's actually what happened. The GM heard of a player being talked up but got his name confused with Finger's
>>75013303
>Burke
MUH TRUCKULENCE
>>75013342
>Garth snow has to fix up a islanders team in need of playoff spot
>Has halak in AHL tearing it up
>Berube is total ass and can't win
>Keeps Berube up for almost 3 months
>Islanders fade out almost
Well, at least you guys have a goalie in ottawa
So how long till >we start not skating and let calgary tie it up
>>75004483
Too bad if the next user wants to put their vegetables where your puppy has been rubbing its asshole i suppose
>>75013302
>Last year
>2009
>Literally every year
>>75013358
>Well, at least you guys have a goalie in ottawa
Too bad he's the backup and the coach and gm prefer the shitty bald guy
imagine if your team has nothing to play for right now
kek
>>75013348
the greatest part is the guy they actually wanted also sucks
>>75013376
You mean Anderson? Isn't he doing okay?
>>75013379
I got the Mets to watch if the islanders miss. It's nothing of value lost except for my voice
>blowjobs try to be pens rival
>craps try to be pens rival
>pens already have real rivals
>blowjobs and craps now hate each other
I'm glad they could find peace with real rivals
>>75013361
I welcome losing right now. Playing against the Shorks in round 1 with Thornton injured now is an easy path to round 2.
>>75013471
True i guess but id rather shake this pattern and lose in a hard fought fashion instead of just trying to skate away the clock
>>75013395
Anderson sucks balls this past month but still gets to start pretty much every game.
Condon been #ELITE for every game he's been in the past month but gets only 1 game every two weeks
>flylels
>>75004483
what kind of doggo is that?
Everett and Victoria are going to their 5th overtime
>>75013550
looks like a yellow lab puppy
>>75013490
As long as Bernier is playing the way he's playing, the we will be fine. In the mean time, I'm going to 85 degrees to buy some bread.
>>75013602
Ima go get some korean bbq desu
>>75013583
thanks
>>75013321
>mandrama
No gays allowed here, faggot. Now get the fuck back to your containment board before Mike Pence and I bring out the fucking clamps.
>>75013583
>>75013655
pretty clearly a yellow lab golden retriever mix puppy
>>75013747
this is also possible. goldens and yellow labs look very similar as puppies
>>75013358
halak is one of the least consistent goalies in the nhl 2bh
>>75013606
is Tyler Soy elite?
>>75004514
How can one faggot be THIS mad at puppers?
>the city of analheim
>>75013774
Only if he scores
>>75013759
No duh. He's either on his A game or he's missing every save
Since January 14th, 1999 the Calgary Flames have gone 2-24-3-8 (W-L-T-OTL) in Anaheim, including playoffs
>game is so long the online boxscore can no longer count the periods
>>75013915
>shitty team has a poor record against a good one
Interdasting
Are the
>kongs
eliminated if they lose in any fashion tonight?
Also predicting a 7 game blose and oil wcf
>>75013931
>cucks
>good
kek
>>75013940
Yes. 5 games left to get 10 points. A loss would leave them 4 games to get 8/9 points
>>75013945
You know that hongcouver's
>hockey team
Has that name reserved, right?
>>75013962
They're the cancucks
>>75013955
they also need perds to lose every game in regulation
>>75013962
more like whongcouver lol
>>75013955
>A loss would leave them 4 games to get 8/9 points
Fucked up that. Meant 9/10 points in 4 games
>>75013962
hownew.ru
>>75013955
>2 and a half hours until we can start kongsposting
Will we break espee again?
>>75013972
>cantpucks*
>>75013931
so good they can't stop making history!
>>75013985
You may have missed the part where their commentator was talking about his wifes black kids
>>75014002
Universal choking sign
Should your captain be your best forward or a journeyman defenseman?
>>75014010
>reserved after it was already taken
>>75014017
What if your captain's just a shitty hockey player in general?
>>75014013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wro-lvEzAk
It shouldn't be physically possible to make the save Quick just did.
>>75014002
Good in a relative sense. And in that time period, they have been objectively better than the flamers.
>>75014020
I am sorry for having the reading comprehension of a binn
>>75014017
3rd line center is the patrician captain slot
>>75014017
A captain needs a good work ethic and to be able to bring it on the ice. Bottom line forwards/bottom pairing defencemen should never be captains because they'll be sitting on the bench during critical moments. If you need leadership from the bench, hire another coach.
>>75014048
t. Shawn Horcoff
>>75014048
t. david backes
>>75014041
>Good in a relative sense
not even good when compared to your state.
>>75014017
>not the goalie
>>75014032
>>75014017
what if your best player is a total autist in the dressing room?
Why did the >kongs game start so late? Are they just delaying the inevitable?
>>75014091
They weren't quick to start
>>75014091
cali home games usually start at 730 for some reason
>>75014107
(((7:30)))
>>75014002
Unfortunately they aren't in Canada where you can choke for over a decade until hockey jesus gets drafted for the team.
>>75014091
7:30 local isn't that late
>>75014091
>>75014097
Quick's save with his pad in the air:
https://streamable.com/10dft
>>75014107
canadian home games usually start 15 minutes late too. fuck you guys
>>75014120
that starts this year for you
>>75014086
>that game a couple of weeks ago where the oil brought out like 8 immigrant famblys just to virtue signal and it was obvious that crowd couldn't care any less
>>75014130
holy shit
>>75014130
Fucking meme saves
>kongs
Nice job, desert dogs!
>>75014130
>complete protection
breddy gud
>>75014137
nah, I'm talking regular season chokes. More losses than points tier chokes. You don't get to the top 3 drafts with playoff showings bruh.
The fact the Ducks have drafted as well as they have is pretty impressive though.
>beaners
>coyotes
Lol irrelevant teams playing each other htf watches that
>>75014175
holy fucking shit is a ducks faggot here really trying to talk about other teams choking?
wtf refpuck
>>75014120
in burgerland they would be relocated by that point.
great """fanbase""" you got there
>>75014200
the Shorks will ALWAYS be the #1 chokers, you're probably a Sharks fan. Nice job trying to pass off that honor though.
>>75014175
getting knocked out in the first/second round over and over is how you get to that tier doe
>>75014227
>you're probably a Sharks fan. Nice job trying to pass off that honor though.
you spics are always trying to start gang wars with the other spics. it's boring
Daily reminder that Ottawa fucking sucks, both the team and the city
>>75014211
they got it back, though
>>75014200
just sucking isn't exactly choking
>>75014259
Anaheim has blown a 3-2 series lead, and lost Game 7 at home, in EACH of the last 4 postseasons
What happen to snes? They were looking scary a couple weeks ago.
>>75014245
>Daily reminder that canada fucking sucks,
>>75014280
muh fingah
>>75014242
fan since 09 I'm sure, you probably jerk it to that picture. What else would you do in the shithole of Pennsylvania? Go hang yourself on a shitty hill next to a coal mine?
Maybe you're a fan of a different team?
>>75014276
Fhats because of bruce not the ducks.
>>75014283
Canada doesn't suck, Ottawa sucks
>>75014300
so are you're going to do is project? it doesn't work when you're wrong
Why are The Kings' fans so salty? Didn't you win the Cup LOL?
>>75014276
>mild "fans" think bruce isnt going to be continuing this trend
This thread needs some caps autistfu
>>75014325
Hey, you were trying to state facts, I'll state some for you as well. Your state is irrelevant, and raises child molesting football coaches to boot.
Filthy stinky beaners couldn't win the Cup while having fucking Gretzky on their team.
How stinky can one franchise be?
>>75014351
>Your state is irrelevant, and raises child molesting football coaches to boot.
your state is full of Mexicans, produces no hockey players, willingly sucks the cock of hillary clinton, and has the largest gay population to boot!
would you like to talk about hockey instead you stinky smelly?
>>75014358
gretzky was a kurribabby
>Preds lost on purpose to set up the hilarity of the Kongs being eliminated by the fucking Yotes
Truly the greatest team in the NHL
Former Senator Patrick Eaves scored for the Ducks tonight
Former Senator Jakob Silfverberg scored for the Ducks tonight
Former Senators 1st round pick that turned into Nick Ritchie scored tonight
Thanks Bryan Murray for building your old team instead of the snes
>>75014398
Kek
>>75012116
Pongs won the Stan Lee last year though canacuck
Hey guys I live under a rock how many goals does Auston Matthews have now?
>beaners
they're actually gonna lose to the fucking yotes and get eliminated aren't they?
holy lelel how empty is the bandwagon now?
>>75014572
>kings fans
>not gay
pick one lol
>>75014606
umad?
>>75014572
Ironic redditposting is still redditposting
>>75014660
u new?
>>75014619
dough·ty
ˈdoudē/
adjective archaic humorous
brave and persistent.
"his doughty spirit kept him going"
>Kings went approximately 9:42 between shots on goal and were scored on twice.
>>75014660
Shit team
Shit fans
Shit franchise
>kongs
>>75014734
you can't do that. you put the worst in worst coast /hoc/ hours though
>telus flames hokkei on rogers sportsnet
do they even try to hide their cartel anymore?
Holy shit >we won
>>75014749
What are you going to do about it pussy?
Are they really gonna get eliminated by the yotes?
>>75014769
make you go back
>>75014774
mathematically yes. but realistically speaking they have been eliminated for a few games now.
>>75014785
They way I said it is more hilarious.
>>75014684
This was my favourite rage comic meme
>>75014774
The >kongs are done. They have to win out plus they need the perds to lose out in regulation to make the ploffs.
For every (You) I get, a little pulju will find a home in Alberta.
No.75014865
>>75014778
Sure you will tough guy
75014865
We want pulju out of shitberta and into a real hockey town
>>75014865
>>75014865
>>75014865
>>75014865
Enjoy your little Puljus, leafs
>>75014898
>pulju dubs
he's in cali
>>75014860
Laughing SO HARD at the kongs
>>75014907
he will follow Finnish tradition.
>>75014913
>>75014926
worst coast fags are so stupid they make fun of a team that has won multiple cups more recently than them?
>>75014932
thanks for the rare Teemu.
>>75014934
>50+ years.meme
>>75014945
?
>>75014934
>hoc
>not shit-talking the team that happens to be lowest on the totem pole
Where do you think you are? On the flip side, Canadian fans now think they have favorites to win the Cup. It's all about current events you shitlord.
>>75014934
This doesn't make sense. People still make fun of the Islanders even though they have cups.
If you're bad you get memed on.
>>75014934
Reminder Anaheim will always be the first West Coast team to win a Cup, even though the >kongs had a huge head start plus Gretzky. Sorry your meme team can't keep half-assing all season long to barely scrape into the ploffs.
>>75014949
2 out of 50 is worse than 1 out of 24
>go to whl playoff game
>puck drops at 2
>have a light lunch, figure dinner around 5
>game goes until 8 and I nearly die in the stands
neat seeing history though
>>75014955
>Sorry your meme team can't keep half-assing all season long to barely scrape into the ploffs.
are all worst coast fags as dumb as you? you literally can't even skate
>>75014957
>2
?
>>75014967
Were shitposting at kongs you dumbfuck
>>75014960
>living in Victoria
Neat. I miss the Island sometimes
>>75014970
who is this we? is there a mexican text group I don't know about?
>>75014955
>Reminder Anaheim will always be the first West Coast team to win a Cup
who are the
>vancouver millionaires
>victoria aristocrats
>seattle metropolitans
?
>>75014970
don't give him any more Yous for trying to derail and get people to pay attention to his team
>>75014954
the ducks talking shit on the kongs right now is like the caps trying to talk shit on the pongs. it's hilarious
>>75014979
>counting cups before solidification of the current nhl
Wew
>>75014981
K, but how are (you)
>Yotes player giving an interview about how much better it is to live in arizona.
>Because absolutely nobody knows who he is outside the rink
>>75014987
But both of those teams are playoff teams.
>>75014130
best goal keeper in the game. have the kongs ever been healthy for 82 games
>>75014981
>and get people to pay attention to his team
I don't know what this means
>>75014987
Those 2 are nothing alike
Ducks>caps and pongs are >>>>>>kongs
>>75014979
>Victoria Aristocrats
They were the Cougars when they won the Cup. After winning the Cup they moved to Detroit and eventually became the Detroit Red Wings
>>75014987
At least your doyers start playing tomorrow, Juan
>kongs prepare for playoff run by making the most pointless trade of the decade
>get iginla for meme's sake
>meanwhile they are about to be eliminated from contention by one of the worse teams in the NHL
Pottery.
Watch the attendance.
>>75015001
bait
>>75015003
are you the stinky smelly from earlier? how fucking stupid do you have to be to not know where I live right now? can you even fucking read?
>>75014398
But you guys got Bobby Ryan!
>tfw analysts have zero clue who will win cup and are just picking the first place team
>>75014398
To be fair, >we acquired Eaves from Dallas not Ottawa
>>75015007
>Watch the attendance.
kek will the kongs beaners drop to as low as the ducks beaners?
>>75015007
Why exactly did they trade for another goalie and an old man?
>>75015007
Tfw they all change jerseys and fill honda cemter
>>75015020
ey esse, you may want to read up on the expansion draft
>>75015018
>implying anyone gives a shit about west coast teams since the Kong's lost Gretzky and the Mighty Ducks stopped being Mighty
>>75015018
>arizona is not last
>85%
What the hell?
That's actually pretty good.
Bolts will make the playoffs, laffs will lose the rest of their games fuck that faggot team
>>75015027
If they could move to Tempe or somewhere not out in the boonies they'd be just fine desu
You now realize Outdoor games are counted towards regular season attendance
>>75015026
Fucking disney jewing the rights away.
literally no one wanted the change
>>75015030
Wtf
>>75015027
Boosted attendance from out of towners/transplants coming to see the visiting team
>>75015023
You do realize Bishop is UFA, right? The only way he helps is if he wants to go to Vegas and they also want to sign him.
>>75015030
Whats the problem?
It's just one game
>>75015031
To be fair the Mighty Ducks IP was worth jackshit after the animated series and the string of shit movies.
I'm half surprised they someone didn't get an Air Bud NBA team
>>75015044
This fact just makes me hate disney more for not letting them stay mighty.
>>75015043
>why is quadrupling the attendance for a single game bad?
NHL bullshits all these numbers anyway, none of it matters because they all find ways to scewer the statistics.
>>75015036
but how many out-of-towners are there in arizona?
>>75015037
congrats you've scratched the surface. now keep reading. each team has to expose a high enough percentage of their salary and has to expose enough veterans. there's a reason nobody is calling the trade retarded, it's because it was meaningless and logistic but not retarded
YOU HAD ONE JOB ARIZONA
>>75015044
>>75015054
reminder that the ducks lose money on an annual basis. the teams that make money in the league have to donate it to the teams that don't. the jews at disney realized they can make more money off of other teams than they can of their own team
>>75015066
Was that the memest goal ever
>>75015072
Literally no one cares
>>75015080
all the beaners in this thread do
>>75015030
So?
>>75015103
3 whole posts early
>>75015062
He doesn't count as an exposed player because he's not signed for next year, dumbass. And only Vegas has the salary requirement not the other teams.
Does it even matter if the Kings win this? Nashville has one more win and it's over.
>>75015115
not really. But it's best to wait to celebrate until it's official.
>>75015112
>And only Vegas has the salary requirement not the other teams.
show me your skin color jose, no actual human being can be this fucking retarded
you are not only so fucking wrong about vegas having "the salary requirement" but Vegas is actually fucking exempt from it
>>75015133
it's true, I'm sorry
>>75011179
You should watch Detroit games. Most beautiful and entertaining commentary. They complement the other team so sincerely all the time while still giving a comfy red wings perspective.
Mickey Redmond is based.
>>75011641
Fuck you to be honest family guys