Pick drops at 12:30 est/11:30 cst and is being broadcast nationally on NBC.
This is the last regular season home game for the Blackhawks as they clinch the Western Conference doing what they do best, sitting around letting their rivals implode.
Meanwhile the Bruins are the number 2 wild card in the east and hope to overtake the Senators and Maple Leafs to move up to the number 2 seed.
1st for Marsha
OP smells like autism incarnate.
If my hawks don't win by at least 3 goals I'm going to be mad.
>Cancerous autism in the OP
Why?
>>75001689
No fucking clue. I'm willing to bet the OP is a faggot anyway.
>>75001689
This faggotry has been going on all year, why would something nice happen and have it stop now?
>>75001930
Are you actually fucking retarded?
>>75001978
Sure, why not.
>>75001978
Only when he avatar fags or bitches when people call him out for avatar fagging.
>>75002008
Is that's what's going on?
hahahahahahaha wow. What a fucking waste of space he is.
Where the fuck is honda?
>>75002008
Fuck this cancer. Skeletonfag was almost passable sometimes but fucking cubsfag is cancer.
>11:30am start
fuck this
>Khudobin in net
win for CHI when?
>>75002072
Go away Skeleton fag, no one call about your alcoholism. It's a weakness, not a disease.
Eddie and kenny?
>Hossa trying to kill Kane before the game starts
>Star Sunday
Fuck, I forget this retarded shit existed.
>>75002105
>I'll call people X-fag if they don't share my opinion
Shut the fuck up cancer.
That was a stupid fucking icing Kero
>>75002160
>Oh shit, I've been called out! Better deny, deny and deny.
Grow up.
>Only the 3rd central division title during their dynasty.
Is this just a technicality stat because they reorganized the divisions? It feels like they've been won more than that.
>Toes
>>75002236
>>Oh shit, I've been called out! Better deny, deny and deny.
>Grow up.
How's that tinfoil hat treating you?
Olczyk is already ignoring McGuire.
damn, nice dive
>>75002301
All is well.
fug
Motherfucker
>>75002326
I retract this statement.
The Hawks pretty much have nothing to play for anymore. Won the conference, won't win the President's Trophy.
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I'm happy that I can see how long does it take Bergeron and Seabrook to change
>>75002368
>won't win the President's Trophy
If double digits, Washington will suddenly lose control of the President (again).
>>75002408
It's a question I've always asked myself, and now I know!
>>75002281
>He's still in damage control.
Maybe there should be Cubs posting to help turn this game around.
Why did the refs call that icing when they were both clearing going for it and not call icing last time when the hawks were changing lines?
NOOOOOOOOAAARRRRGGGHHHH
you walk up in the ice rink with your shortie and this chubby little defenseman delivers her a crisp first pass through the neutral zone, what you do?
>>75002482
>Maybe there should be Cubs posting to help turn this game around.
Go away Cubs fag, no one cares about your autism.
>>75002534
>>75002540
>Being this paranoid
Your butthurt is delicious.
>>75002534
>>75002610
>being this retarded
trevor van riemsdyk is a brian campbell babby
so far this game has been "ok"
>>75002684
>>75002684
This thread is shit.
>>75002692
go back
>>75002709
Start reporting the shitposting then.
>not that kind of wrestling
the fuck
What's with the shift counter in the upper left corner?
i'm looking more forward to watching charlie mcavoy in the providence bruins game at 3, i knew this would be a stinker
>>75002759
It's STAR SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:20 warning
Where's the timer for pierre running his mouth about shit nobody cares about?
>Bergeron
It sounds like the name of a JRPG mosnter
>>75002880
pierre is actually cool.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ODUYA
YOU
DENSE
MOTHERFUCKER
FUCKING CHRIST JOHNNY
>>75001153
>oh duh ya
fucking cringe
hahaha stupid stinky nigger. get off the ice and let seabrook take the shots go back to fucking apehoop you coon
well that was quick
>>75002914
So much for that power play
Keith couldn't have had a worse 10 seconds right there.
Easy come, easy go.
Based Oduya
blackhawks fans really are reddit incarnate in terms of posting sensibilities
fuuuuuuuuuuck
Imma go pop in a Hungry Man. Should I make fried chicken and ham or go with chicken tenders with cheesy potato wedges?
>>75002986
there we go. i was wondering how long it would take for one of them to quote queen.
>>75003008
The fuck kind of combo is fried chicken and ham? And why are they both fried chicken?
what the fuck is this
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Crawshit is between the pipes tonight.
When can we get Darling?
le youtube shootout highlights man is unironicaly the worst player on the ice
>>75003028
Dunno mang. I don't make the rules.
what a shot. not sure what angle crawford is playing there, way over-committed to the puck carrier
So 4-0 or worse by the end?
>>75003057
4-1
Aaaand here comes the mass exodus of reddithawkers.
>>75003057
Hawks have had some good chances but shoot themselves in the foot. If they unfuck themselves, they might be able to come back.
It depends on if Crawford stops regressing and giving the Hawks a reason to dump him onto another team for cap space.
>>75003112
their 3 best chances have come off of luckpuck bounces from the boards, but regardless, khudobin is a small and overly aggressive goalman so if you can get him to move laterally there's a lot of net to shoot at. the reddithawks will get a couple of pp goals, i bet.
Kek and I thought this fanbase was shit when it was just reddit
This is ascended cancer
>>75003156
>khudobin
khudobin play like tank
>>75003351
he's a funny little meme tendie. they called him borat in providence because of how he talks and the shit he says.
member the time the broons lost to the hawks during the scf?
member bicklel?
he has sclerosis now
>Pick drops
>this is the last home game of the regular season
Here's hoping the 2nd is better for the Blackhawks.
>there's some guy whose job is to hit a button when Seabrook goes on and off the ice all game
>nowadays people pay thousands of dollars for that look
kek, Gord is alright. Now he just needs to bash Pierre more like last time.
time to even it up
>>75003618
I really like the gord eddie paring. Moreso than doc.
>no seabrook icetime counter
He's getting fired for sure.
your chiraq reddithawks mvp ladyboys and gentlemen
>time to cry refpuck
>two goals up
>whinging refpuck
I understand why the world hates bombston
>>75003771
Oh I wonder why lol
>>75003771
Still mad that the Blackhawks tukka their cup.
this is the quietest arena in the nhl when the team is down
A-are the Bruins going to make the playoffs?
>>75003803
I always found north american sports to be quiet regardless
They arent as autisitcally loud as european soccer fans
>>75003793
you would trade all 3 stanley cups for the bears to have a chance at the super bowl and you know it lol
Why is chicago so damn quiet today?
>>75003828
88.6% chance and they own the tiebreaker over tampa and effectively over carolina
>>75003847
only if Virginia McCaskey dies they day before they win the owl
Hawks are going through the motions with nothing to play for and dominating the Bruins everywhere but on the scoreboard.
http://causewaycrowd.com/2017/04/01/shawn-thornton-expresses-distaste-alexei-emelin/
>>75003847
A lot of fairweather fans in Chicago. You can thank dollar bill writz for killing the hokkei culture
>>75003847
not really no. I am disappointed by the bears but I wouldn't trade any chip wins for a super bowl win.
>>75003847
>11:30 am start
Everyone is still hungover from last night.
>>75003847
That would have only applied to the Cubs, fortunately, they needed need to make a deal with the devil. (Unlike the Red Sox) to finally break their curse.
>>75003847
Not with the current front office and ownership there.
Fuck them with a 10 foot rubber dick.
>>75003940
>theo epstein is the devil
better check again on those red sox
>the first 4k sport is golf
what the fuck
>>75003955
Watching chicago's favourite play the st poois fardinals tonight?
>>75003978
NFL probably wants a chunk of change for "sponsorship"
>>75004016
The NFL is a shit league that I hope collapses soon
I love muh burrs but I really fucking hate the nfl
>>75004016
It'd be nice if they did if for the NHL playoffs
But we all know Comcast/NBC is way too fucking jewish to actually do something like innovate
>>75001153
>oh look, Chicago leads 2:0
>in america home team is the 2nd team
why
>>75004107
What did he meme by this?
>>75004107
It follows the order of the sentence [Team A] @ [Team B]
>i cant find my beer
>>75004047
this
lol wtf
kek, that's getting challenged
FUCKING FINALLY
RIP Panik
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BREADMAN
Lamest goal song in the league.
lol?
>>75004107
Good job low rent slovikan, it's only 1 goal now.
>Panik doing everything to prevent the team that gave up on him (Leafs) from making the playoffs
that is BULLSHIT
>>75004310
you are so mad right now
>>75004339
t. The Leafs Make Me Cry
>>75004355
just like that quick whistle
>>75004310
You sound upset.
https://youtu.be/q0b_c5fZOzw?t=24s
god damn that was a lucky save
chicago you have one job today don't fuck it up
>>75004344
>>75004412
I'm a ducks fan. Your song is shit.
>>75004473
>mad at song
lmao get a grip my son
how was that goal allowed??
Let's spend the intermission discussing the GOAT Auston Matthews.
I went with the chicken tenders and cheesy potato wedges. Not bad.
>>75004490
Idk why didn't they challenge it?
>>75004490
Take your pick:
Panik was pushed into the net
Panik didn't interfere with Khudobin at all
>>75004490
puck go in net
>>75004473
>Ducks
>They don't use this as their goal song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD09B3UwXXM
They even have a Spanish version for your Mexican city.
>>75004047
>The NFL is a shit league that I hope collapses soon
Miss me yet?
>>75004674
That's not the XFL
>>75004657
>city
pretty sure anaheim isn't a real city, just a neighborhood within LA
>>75004724
>The Enforcers made it to the playoffs and were looking to get even better before the league folded after one year.
>>75004782
>anaheim
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaheim,_California
>>75004826
oh so it's a suburb, my bad
>>75004724
>XFL
I am suddenly reminded that the LFL is a thing. Where the fuck do the Chicago Bliss play anyways?
>>75004881
you could use google
>>75004881
apparently Toyota Park
I have no idea where that is
>>75004473
>I'm a ducks fan.
We found him!
>Being defeated by New York Euphoria in the Eastern Final (one of the Semi-Finals which included a Skill Test, a 3-on-2 match and a dance competition) at Lingerie Bowl II in 2005 and again at Lingerie Bowl III in 2006
>Dance Competition
You gotta be fucking shitting me.
If Patrick Kane is the Link of the NHL. Who is the Yiga Clan?
>>75005002
please leave
>>75004982
I can't tell if this entire thing is an elaborate prank
>>75005021
Do you think the Harvard coach was pissed when the Hawks signed Hayden right at the end of their season, making him ineligible for NCAA play?
>>75004881
>LFL
I only knew about them because they got Mia Zottoli for a photo op.
>>75005066
do you think you could ever stay on topic?
>>75005095
Are you kidding
>>75005095
>>75004982
>Dance Competition
At least Da Bears would be a stone cold lock of the century in those with Da Super Bowl Shuffle.
>>75005095
>asking a question about a player and team that was currently being discussed by the broadcasters of the game who this thread is about is off-topic
Also.....no
>>75005095
My little shitposter can't be this clueless.
>>75005024
>I can't tell if this entire thing is an elaborate prank
I don't know if its still true but, they apparently didn't get paid playing the "sport"
Some epic rusemaster shit at any rate.
Just tuned in, what is this shift time count shit? Will we have this all through the playoffs?
>>75005174
You haven't watched a lot have you?
>>75005198
no I usually don't wake up in time to watch games on NBC
>>75005174
>Will we have this all through the playoffs?
god I hope not
FUCK GARY BATTMAN AND THE SHITTTTTTTTTTIEST PENALTY FUCKING EVER
>>75005214
It's been in quite a few games
I'd post the HawksPP gif, but they didn't even pass well on that powerplay
>tumbles
>crawford
dicks
Yep crawshit will destroy all hope for this team in 2 weeks
sad really, throwing away this lineup because of shitty goalering
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRR
AHAHHA REDDITHAWKS BLOWN OUT BY A FRINGE PLAYOFF TEAM
>AHAHHA REDDITHAWKS BLOWN OUT BY A FRINGE PLAYOFF TEAM
AHAHHA REDDITHAWKS BLOWN OUT BY A FRINGE PLAYOFF TEAM
>AHAHHA REDDITHAWKS BLOWN OUT BY A FRINGE PLAYOFF TEAM
AHAHHA REDDITHAWKS BLOWN OUT BY A FRINGE PLAYOFF TEAM
>AHAHHA REDDITHAWKS BLOWN OUT BY A FRINGE PLAYOFF TEAM
AHAHHA REDDITHAWKS BLOWN OUT BY A FRINGE PLAYOFF TEAM
>AHAHHA REDDITHAWKS BLOWN OUT BY A FRINGE PLAYOFF TEAM
>SHIT TEAM
>SHIT FANS
>SHIT CITY
>SHIT ARENA
Oh well.
TOOTOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck happened to Crawford? He started the season so well.
>>75005420
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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GLEN LERNER
>tootoo scores
we bizzarro game now
fuck
FUCK this stupid luckpuck "sport" why don't the reddithawks just fuck off?!?
>>75005503
Superior front office
>>75005503
You seem upset.
Tumbles looks so shaky out there. The skaters can't be blind to this and will give up trying soon
>all those Canadian teams in the playoffs
The fuck happened atlantic division?
>>75005692
This just means it's up to Chicago extend their losing streak.
>Have to leave for the next five and a half minutes
kek
>If i shared that with you, you'd have to leave for the next five and a half minutes
KEK
>>75005730
you are skeleton poster?
>you will never give a bitch a lil doggy
this has really not been Keith's game
>>75005810
Skeletons deserve to burn.
>>75005898
please stop violating rule 13
>Still hasn't pulled crawford yet
>>75005946
probably around 2 mins
>>75005940
>Screencaps are avatars
You're silly. Have this picture of an 80 year old Japanese woman.
>>75005984
have a cock
clock borke?
FUCK
>NBC's timer is going full CSN
>timer
>this NBC timer
gg bruins
>must-win game for Boston
>nothing game for Chicago
>Boston absolutely dominated
crawshit ruins yet another game, shocking
gg Bruins
>the Bruins vault over Boston
wat
gg boston
GG Bruins
GG Hawkers
>>75006151
shocking
gg Boston
If only Oduya didn't fucking whiff at the wide open net.
>>75006151
And Boston only won because Chicago was fucking up every possible step of the way.
>cubs shitposting in the OP ruins another game
Reminder that report skeletons, cubs, and any poster breaking rule 13.
>can't beat the eighth seeded eastern team when they played the day before and are playing their backup goalie
>>75006265
khudobin has been on fire lately.
>>75006247
>Anti skeleton posting = cubs shitposting
The tin foil is strong with you.
>>75006265
Darling is better than Crawford. You make it sound like having a backup that's better than your starter is a shocking thing.
>>75006433
>Still shitposting
Why?
>>75006544
To show that by not being banned, it's not shitposting, ergo I get to mock your faggotry.
Don't worry friend, Boss Ross will make sure the Blackhawks increase their point total next game.
>>75006578
>Finally admitting that you're the cubs shitposter
>inb4 deny, deny, deny
Neck yourself cancer.
>>75006578
You can't be banned for being an asshole, but it doesn't change the fact that you're annoying piece of shit and that you're being alienated by very fanbase you claim to support.
Also, I agree with >>75006617. Neck yourself.