/hoc/

Wow is that 3-time 30 goal scorer Patrick Kane?

>>74995459
That's Patrick "The GOAT" Kane to you, pleb

I will post in this thread because I support all actions with and without consent by therapist.

Can he rape his way past McSecondary?

>>74995459
Close. It's 3-time Stanley Cup winner Patrick Kane.

Thank you for the real thread

How far will the Hawks get this year? I didn't think very far until the last 25-30 games. Looking solid again.

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JACKS desu

>>74995547
1st or 2nd round desu

>>74995547
Far. The only team that can beat them is the Caps.

>>74995547
>>74995587

>>74995593
Hahahaha
>caps
>finals
Good one

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>>74995593
>Craps

You faggots never learn

>>74995593
They have to pass the second round to get there hahaha.

>>74995593
Preds
Ducks
Oilels
Can all beat the hawks
Shorks if they stop shorking

A healthyish Pens against Blackhawks would be reddit as fuck but it would be the best SCF.

>>74995489
but doesnt he also have one of ther highest primary assist totals too?

I'm just happy that it looks like Toronto is making it. Even if the inevitable first round exit is coming.

genocide all french "people"

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Paya supports the Blackhawk, if you want to protect her smile, you should support the Blackhawks too.

>>74995731
>meme of the reddit
no thanks

>>74995645
I mean, beating Ottawa isn't that wild of an occurrence.

>>74995609
>>74995614
>>74995624
I don't recall saying the Caps would make it that far, but feel free to point out where I did.

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>>74995751
Do not bully Paya with slander.

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The wheels are coming off for lifelong Jets fans.

>>74995593
So you don't actually watch hockey, eh?

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>went to flyers-devils game last night
Definitely got my money's worth.
>Neuvirth sleepy
>Simmonds goonin'
>Haks trying to put Semborski in for the last 24 seconds of the game
Shit was like pro-wrestling

alright /hoc/, which teams are you rooting in the playoffs this year?
>oilers
>wild
>leafs

>>74999849
Ducks, because I live in Anaheim.

>>74999849
Shorks and Caps

>>74999849
mild

Stop bullying leafs

>>74999849
Caps
Don't want any Canadian teams to win unless it's my team

>>75004566
kill yourself

leafs are my friend

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Apparently Chara played for this team

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>>75004612
>42 years

Reminder:
Eastern:
1) Habs
2) Leafs
3) Bolts
WC2) Isles

>>75004648
I saw them play in an old arena that didn't even have a video screen and the scoreboard was like the mcdonalds signs where the hang up letters. there name was too long so they just put t-blades

>>75004661
>implying im a flyshits fan
fucking retard

>>75004704
That's called a barn

>>75004668
>Tranpa Gay this delusional.

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Just a friendly reminder that Predators are literally /hoc/'s team

>>74999849
depends on the matchups

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jason bacashihua

>>75004563
cucked

Post info about your first game
Mine: San Antonio Iguanas vs Waco Wizards. The arena was in a sketchy neighborhood
Crowd chanted obscenities about the Waco goalie for literally the entire game. My dad was afraid to go back so we found a team in Corpus to watch

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Going to fun rolling through the shitty Atlantic bracket.

ruins pls stop winning, you can have wild cart

>>75005112
Playoff bracket format sucks dick but at least it'll be easier for the habs.

>amerimemes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOkqeA0RxY8

>>74995437
Has Kane already surpassed Lindros as the best 88?

Really wanted Marchand to win the art Ross and Richard this year tbqh would have been a hilarious shitstorm

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>based cuthbert doing the broons/hawks
>he gets stuck with pierre

so close to the perfect noon game

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TAMPON GAY WILL NOT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS HAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

>REDDITHAWKS

>>75005050
i had taken to the bottle after my 2nd wife, petunia, had come upon a bad way, i reckon it was the air from the mill what got her. i went down there by the creek, used to be bill o'ryan's steers down there, had a green iron dirigible up there that spun when the dust rolled through. those boys took to pouring water from the creek down in there, down on the dirt, and when the winter came it froze up and they got to skating. i believe, although my memory's about as trustworthy as a nigger with a polished broach, those boys called themselves the goatnut creek wimp crickets

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>>75004736

>>75005378
You were saying?

>>75005512
that it is unlikely tampa will make the playoffs this season

>>75005050
Pretty much looked like this --> >>75005277
I think I was 10-11 at the time. It got me hooked on the sport.

>>75005581
>He actually believes that ONE od the Bruins, Leafs, or Sens won't choke themselves out.

>>75005641
dont misgender me

>>75005581
Boston just keeps winning reeeeee

>>75005050
my first game was the avs vs predators. Preds won in overtime with vokoun was the goalie and everytime the preds went on the pp i did the fang fingers. this was 2005 or 2006? it was really comfy and had a great time though the rink wasnt as cold as everyone told it would be at the time. i just wore a t shirt and pants

Why is Toronto allowed in a playoff spot with a losing record? Theyre 38-39 on the season. I'm not a bombston fan but they're currently on the outside looking in despite having more wins, less losses, more ROW, and a better goal differential.

Why is the loser point still a thing?

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>yfw tonight will be kongs elimination night

>>75005901
Same thing happened to bombston last year when the flylels got in over them

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>>75005050
Local junior A team. Games are very comfy and i still go once and a while. Unfortunately the owner is selling them and we might not have a local buyer, so they might have to move after 50 years.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rQfbYp7utI

I am literally thinking about hockey right now

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>>75005928
Please...

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>sp merges with /a
>canada still the most hated flag
can't make this shit up

>>75005928
Rev up those
>kongs

I don't think anything will top the time >we broke /sp/ with kongsposting

>>75005928
Preds could get a point and eliminate them before nighttime, Finland

Post yfw 17 seconds repeat.

>>75005928
>tfw Juuse will put them out

TYBF

>>75006054
>REDDIT HAWKS
i dont think so pal

>blackhawks
>sabers
>preds
>pongs
>wild
>blue jackets
>stars
>sharks
> >rags

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>the reddithawks literally cannot beat the 8th seeded bruins on their 2nd game of a back to back, playing their backup tendie

>>75006128
Reddithawks will lose to gnashville

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>Bad guys making the playoffs
IT'S NOT FAIR

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5 in a row baby

what the heck two threads

>>75006128
nothing to lose desu

>>75006128
>w-we clinched so they j-just arent trying
Shithawks desu

>>75006225
>>75006207
P O T T E R Y

>>75006200
>>>/asp/

>>75006156
I want the Preds to play Dedmonton

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>>75006262
>>/GolfCourse/

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>>75006200
The Leafs/Sens can still choke.

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>10th in rookie scoring

E L I T E
L
I
T
E

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>Snes
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75006272
Too bad

>>75006345
Who has the harder remaining schedule?

>>75006345
wouldn't be surprised to see them choke desu

>>75006353
It's entirely plausible if the Flames fall behind the Preds and the Oilers win the Pacific.

>Asked if there are any injured guys he doesn't expect back for the start of the playoffs, Sullivan says no.
thank god

>>75006392
>Karlson is kill
>Ceci is Kill
>>75006392
They have no D.

>>75006345
Karlsson = elite

>>75006427
Where is his cup huh HUH!?

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>>75006399
Actually im ok with this then >we get the flames and a rematch in round 2

>Toronto vs Boston Round 1
>Snes collapsing
>Tranpa Gay memeing themselves back in
How did we not see this meme coming?

>>75006334
Based big 6'5 Canadian bull Anthony Mantha top ten with nearly 20 less games played

>>75006443
>ottawa

>>75006467
Boston will btfo Toronto. Snes and leafs will both be eliminated in round 1, unless they play each other. Tranny bay isnt gonna make it, sorry hermaphrodites.

>>75006363
Tampa I think, they have to beat the Habs and Ottawa gets detroit twice.

>>75006466
stinky smelly

>>75006526
Das LA

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>>74999849

>>75006466
kind of tired of playing the Ducks tbqh

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>>75006542
o rly?

>>74999849
wild
caps
cbj could meme

>>75006496
toronto will kill the bruins
t. bruins fan

scf will be toronto and edmonton.

>>75006526
he STINKS

>>75006626
toronto always loses to boston dude, its just how life works

>>75004704
>an old arena that didn't even have a video screen

kek, spoiled much?

>mfw reddit cucks are this fucking triggered by based chicago

>>75006644
he SMELLS

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Can Murray just have a bad night today?

>>75006626
>toronto will kill the bruins

>>75006771
oh the facebook canes fag is back

>>75006820
What?

>>75006572
Name your team and i will find a mexican fan too.

>>75006804
pretty sure >we lost every single game to them this season IIRC tbhwu my friend

>>75006904
ducks

>>75006905
>regular season = playoffs
lel

im watching the providence-hartford game on ahl live and the camera feed shows the little kids playing in between periods haha its awesome

>>75006904
yellowknife

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>>75006932

>>75006904
I will PayPal you $10 if you can find a Mexican Jets fan

>>75006988
the jets don't even have manitoban fans

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>>75006988
>Mexican Jets fan
ay puto, herd u was talkin ish

>>75006974
too cute

>>75006974
is that neuvirth

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>>75007028

>>75007028
bruh.....savage xD

>>75007007
fuck, what's ur email

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*PSSSSHHHHTTTTT*
Ahhhhhhh....
Cette première gorgée du jour (That first sip of the day)

>>75007028
TOO SOON

>>75007052
[email protected]

>>75007019
:)

>>75007028
Slightly too son!
Pretty funny though

>>75007055
i hope somebody blows your brains out

>>75007058
>tfw this reminded me about the email field

>>75006974
did he die?

>>75007132
no he just smelled your stench

>>74999849
1. Wild
2. Blue Jackets
3. Caps
4-12. in betweeners and memes like Preds, Sens, Flames, etc
13. Bruins
14. Habs
9001. Penguins
9000001. Reddithawks

*PSSSSHHHHTTTTT*
Ahhhhhhh....>>75007100 I'd wish the same on you but you don't have any brains LOL

Cette première gorgée du jour (That first sip of the day)

>>75007148
was that it? maybe he jsut realised he's going to grow up in the united states

>>75007180
stop speaking your disgusting niggerly language

does /hoc/ really want the fucking ruins to make the playoffs over the based lightning? you better be rooting for the right team tonight you fucking redditors

*Takes all your trophies*

>>75007249
I want the Canes but it won't happen

>>75007249
both those teams are reddit and neither will go anywhere after beating moronto

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Feels good to clinch a playoffs spot. Doesn't it, fellow Sens fa-

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>>75007249
circa 2010 era horrible broon fans aren't even here anymore, but smug shitposting publix fags are just fucking waiting to shit up every hockey thread

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>>75007231
I'll speak the American language

Bang bang oblock 3hunna savage af F A M I'm lit we gone bix nood muggfa WE WUZ prezident n shiet

charlie mcavoy with his first pro penalty >:(

>>75007359
are those people cheering for pullju, or was it nigger killing appreciation night?

>>75007359
I seriously hope the other team was wearing firefighter jerseys, or orange prison jerseys

>>75007359
>phone poster
>posting that ugly faggot mongoloid AHL bust
>french canadian "people"
hoping your burn in the eternal fire that is currently known as "deadmonton"

oh wait

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>>75007440
>there are """people""" on 4chan that sit slouched over their desk with cumsocks and pissjugs as they frantically type away on their "battlestation" with 20 tabs or porn open and think they are the better of the posters
Computer posters need a bullet and a shallow grave

>>75007485
just make sure to get to bed on time. theres school tomorrow :-)

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>>75007516
What does this even mean in respect to the previous posts?

>>75007249
If rather bolts than the shit laffs with all their loser points

>>75007298
>negative goal differential
first round exit

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>piss easy schedule after a hot streak should have confirmed a playoffs spot long ago
>get relegated to a WC spot instead

>>75007439
they were dressed up in blackface and baggy pants

>three defenseman on this Preds PP

4D chess

>>75007440
>ugly faggot mongoloid AHL bust

are you already scared of Jesse?

>>75007616
>prods

>>75007427
Why not both
>>75007440
>Americaitlyns

>>75007645
why would i be scared of somebody with 1 (one [I]) NHL goal

>>75007684
>dude caitlyn jenner is american lmao all americans are trannies lmao
dont forget that trudeau is the leader of your """"""country""""""

>>75007684
I hope it was only the former, but I 'm afraid you 're right.

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look at this fucking form

laine wishes he had form like this

>>75007760
>Amerifats
>>75007764
Two birds one stone

remember when montreal natives called the police on chara for trying to kill pacioretty

>>75007809
post your belly if youre not fat

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>watching hockey instead of Wrestlemania tonight

>the Devils are tanking

how the mighty have fallen...


did they ever need to do this before in their history?

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nonwhite

>>75007911
>Watching gay men fake fight

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>>75007858

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>>75007858
2 years of GOMAD + SS You can regularly find me posting myself in the CBT while all you do is shit post here

Your turn Amerifatty

>>75007911
>watching grandpa undertaker "fight" for the hundred time and win

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hey

>>75007979
ok you get a pass

>>75007979
manlet

>>75007976
you are fat

>>75007979
manlet

>>75007979
Where's your sixpack?

Preds

>>75007979
you're hot but let me see your face

>>75007673
it worked there on the second time at least

>>75008042
>SS
>Abs

>>75008085
shorty

>>75007568
>implying
you're down one point to bombston with two games in hand

>>75008028
>>75008012
How could you tell? I'm 5'11 king of the Manlets

>>75007911
Go back to your containment board faggot

why is brodeur in a commercial wearing a devils jersey, isnt he assistant gm of the blues?

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>bragging about being a manlet
>he thinks it makes him a king

>>75008157
5'11 on skates mb lmao

>>75008075
>diveperds
https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/848635905200054273

>>75008223
damn looks like a habs game at home almost

>>75008157
simple, manlets love telling other dudes about their fitness

protip: regular height people dont care about your fitness routine

>>75008223
>mad

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>>74999849
Nashville first, Rags second.

>>75008157
Because you weigh 76,5 kg and look like that
im 10 kilos heavier and leaner

>>75008223
christ thats embarrasing

who was that?

>>75008338
go back to /a/

we have enough foreigners shitting this place up

>>75008346
arvidsson

>>75008366
I'm the foreigner in Japan you dipshit.

>>75008386
go be a foreigner in japan somewhere else

>>75008386
dumb weeb

>>75008406
kys
I'd rather a foreigner contributing discussion then some amerfat shitting up this place

>>75008386
kys

>>75008428
then why are you here? you literally can't stop using things from the US

>>75008428
then leave cause literally no one else likes a leaf. you are the unwanted cousin we are forced to hang out with at the family get together. you are the invasive species.

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For me, it's Brock Boeser, the most promising young player in the NHL

>>75008472
we are the relatives who bring all of the good treats

if we leave we're taking the sour cream cookies with us

>>75008503
don't forget the ketchup cake

>>75008498
looks like a bust

>>75008510
nigga you dont even know how good that shit it, i suppose when your entire diet consists of cheeseburgers you wouldnt

>>75008544
I am not a nigger

>>75008544
>ketchup
>cake

Pick fucking one and only one

>>75007979
duuuude...did you really have to do that?????

>>75008575
ill pick both faggot

>>75008472
everybody but you likes canadians, do you seriously believe even a third of the nonsense you -post?

>>75008406
>>75008413
>>75008435
This is amazing.

>>75008601
fuck off shitskin

>>75008343
kek, me too


finns and greeks brotherhood forever

ignore all grease posts
hide all grease posts
do not respond to grease

Some fag just won penguins season tickets for the next 20 years. they just did a drawing on the ice before the game

>>75008640
poor guy

>>75007979
I bet you like a nice fat cock in your ass
I mean why else would you post a shirtless selfie for a bunch of random dudes to look at

>>75008498
that's not ook

>>75008655
manlets are always desperate for approval

>>75008640
>>75008647
this. when crosby retires the pens are gonna be really shitty

>>75008647
At least he wasn't sentenced to watch some Canadian team not win a cup for another 20 years

>3 on 1
>shoot right at the goalies chest
>2 on 1
>just skate right past and dont even shoot at all
fuck the islanders are SHIT

>>75008694
they just arent alpha enough

Reminder that a majority of you fucks are literally weebs.

I will never look at this general the same way again.

>>75008741
I got warned yesterday with 15 minute cool downs for making anime is for faggots threads, that was some bullshit

>>75008455
Why are you here? you literally can't stop watching a sport leafs invented Go watch apehoo- oh wait leafs invented that too

>buffalel
kek

KEK

>>75008770
black people invented hockey

Are the Flim Flams going to bring up Mark "best player in the 2012 Draft by 2022" "next Joe Nieuwendyk" "top rookie (ahl)" Jankowski for the playoffs?
They may need their own meme player if Edmemeton recalls Puljujarvi

>>75008770
it took you that long to come up with that?

>>75008741
It was mostly who leaf weebs who had never been to /sp/

>>75008784
is jankowski still 130 pounds soaking wet?

>>75008791
watching a movie, do I need to be glued to this shitty thread every minute?

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Cant we healthy scratch bieska and bring up someone from the gulls?

I like hockey

>>75008815
stinky smelly

>>75008837
Teemu Selänne would not appreciate this post

>>75008808
No, he's like 205 now. Maybe more.

>>75008837
Unlike LA, we keep our beaners segregated

>>75008874
took him long enough

>>75008890
t. jose from Anaheim

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>>75008822
good post


and a good friend

>>75008908
You're half right

>>75008935
t. jose from san jose

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Who would you rather build a team around?

bruins sign jakob forsbacka-karlsson to entry level deal, will join them monday. real good player.

>sunbelt teams have higher attendance averages than Ottawa

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>>75008974
these two

>>75008961
Nope you changed the wrong half

Ron Francis

HANDSOME FACE

AGAHAHAHAHA

>>75008975
Good :)

>>75008916
Thank you

>>75008985
Hope sens drop out of he playoffs so that jew Melnyk doesn't get any post season $$$

>Pittsburgh Omelletes

yummy

When it's time to have a good time

Phil "Greased Lightning, Greased Foreman Grill" Kessel:
-Dominant Scorer
-Objectively better skater than Lemieux
-Shoots better than Lemieux
-Overweight, has to carry around extra weight much like being held by an opposing defender constantly
-Has to play for the Leafs
-Also had cancer in his testicles
-Everyone picks on him because he is fat
-Even gets picked on when he is chosen to be an All Star
-No one wants to hang out with him
-Even fans make fun of him

Mario Lemieux:
-Constantly told by everyone how perfect he is
-Gets to play with some of the greatest players of all time
-Everyone tells him he is great and handsome
-Does not suffer from weight issues and is not shamed for his body

Who do you pick, I made my choice.

>>75009014
he'll just offload some big contracts for nothing to recoup losses

>>75009022
always

>>75009030
also lepew got cancer kessel has not. +1 to kessell

pens scored but the ref blew the whistle too early now that's some bullshit

What is the most feminine player?
I want to jerk off

oh look, Eddie Lack is alive

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>>75009022

one can count on the cool refreshing taste of a tall glass of milk

HEY BOYS

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>>75009073
is this bait

>>75009073
uhh, phil had kessticle cancer

PENS LITERALLY BTFO BY BETTMAN.

>>75009079
happened to the oilers on tuesday, they blew it dead because the kings got a penalty despite possession never changing

it was a clown show

>>75009079
Meh, happens every now and then

pongs robbed of a goal by refwhistle

>>75009082
me

>>75009095
Kessel:
Gets cancer and misses few games.

Lemieux:
Gets cancer and almost dies and has to retire.

no contest

>no holding penalty

surely the Penguins aren't benefited from the referreeing

see, this is also what makes great teams: not losing their marbles in front of the net.

>>75009108
they just had to cut one of phil's balls off
lemew had lymphoma which required keemotherapy up the arse

>>75009030
poor bill

>>75009148
phil got chemo that's why his face is fat

>>75009148
don't reply to bait man, aren't you wise enough?

>predditors

>>75009148
Winning stanley cups with one testicle.
God damn Phil has grit, probably still ejaculates larger loads than any of us in /hoc/.

wew pens
you are so fucking mad right now

>>75009165
his face was fat before the cancer

phil kessel has top tier genes which is why he recovered so well after having cancer

>>75009201
they just scored you retard

>>75009177
baitposting is fun

>>75009205
no u

>>75009218
you're not too bright are you

makeup goal for the pens

JAKE DA SNAKE

>perds steadfastly refusing to eliminate the >kongs

Confirmed for Reddit: the team

>>75009113
seriously, did nobody see that right before the pens got awarded a powerplay, that Pens offenseman held that Hurricanes player next to the boards with his hands?

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>>75009262
>offenseman

>>75009030
this is my post from like 2 years ago

>offenseman

>>75009262
makes up for the refs not calling jake guentzel getting slewfooted on the quick whistle

what A FUCKING GOAL

Lindholm wew

>>75009295
>>75009299
go back to r3ddit

>>75009303
I honestly did not see that. What do you mean by quick whistle?

>>75009295
>>75009299

ok, forward. So how many languages besides english do you speak?

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Lepew has 2 faggot frog brothers. Kessel has a qt Olympian sister.
I've made my choice.

>>75009349
two

german and french

>>75009297
I was searching the archives for one post about kessel vs lemieux. Didnt find the one i wanted, but posted this because i dont like wasting time

>>75009349
Quick whistle on the no goal.

>>75009355
i'll have to see her feet before i jump to any conclusions, but lemieux is and was the most annoying faggot in the history of hockey

>>75009380
there was a goal that was called off?

>>75009382
no girl who skates as much as she does could have good feet

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>>75009355
>brothers name's are Jean-Guy and Pierrette
>Pierrette

>>75009368
the other ones were mostly me too, i was drinking a lot and unemployed at the time. it was weird to see it

>>75009382
Lemieux was one of the humblest guys to ever play despite being GOAT tier

>goalieman

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>>75009408
delete this post