MOTD THREAD

>Chelshit
>Neverton
>Manure

feels good desu

>>74990288
>don't we do motd threads any more?

only when Swansea play

>poogba
lmao

Please don't spoil any of the results. I like to avoid the scores on Saturdays and watch MOTD pure.

>you now remember /606/ threads
rip esspee

>>74990432
You're in for a good show m8

>>74990445
The threads after the Ronaldo statue released was almost like /sp/ was good again. Very bittersweet moment

>you know remember when Estonia used to post brushie.gif
rip spee

Kate Silverton's hotter now she's older desu

>>74990432
Go to bed dad

>>74990477
She's got nothing on the new young redhead bird on ITV news Wales

>>74990475
>you know remember the romanian madman.

Why did he stop?

>>74990453
statfags BTFO

>>74990477
Yeah she's ageing surprisingly well, great blowjob lips too

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>>74990445
I haven't been round /sp/ properly for ages. Do you not have /606/ and /motd/ anymore?

I could feel /606/ was dying even when I used to post here but I thought /motd/ would live forever.

>>74990492
>you now remember the Macedonian that went to a McDonalds in Braunschweig with his gf once
how hardcore are you, hungary

>>74990511
hardcore enough to support a team from a foreign country.

Do other leagues have shows like match of e day

do do do do do doo

>>74990288
Chelsea 1-2 Palace
Liverpool 3-1 Everton
Burnley 0-2 Spurs
>Hull 2-1 West Ham
>Leicester 2-0 Stoke
>Watford 1-0 Sunderland
Man Utd 0-0 WBA
>Southampton 0-0 Bournemouth

Reminder that rio REPEATEDLY cheated on his wife

>>74990528
with chip ladies, no less

Anyone got a HD stream link? BBC iplayer looks like shit

>it's a motd starts late episode
Reminder people pay for the BBC to not care about timekeeping

just had a fried egg, turkey rasher and slice sausage roll. topped with melted cheese and tomato sauce

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>aiden azzar

>>74990445
>you now remember best korea scoring at the world cup

>>74990528
she really merked him by dying

>>74990538
It always starts 1035
news ends at 1030 and there's 5 mins for adds and weather

>>74990537
http://www.watchallchannels.com/bbc-one-html/

here you go lad.

>>74990542
>Kante (manager)
>Conte (player)

>>74990549
Then why don't they put it on the schedule as 1035?

Spurs should buy Zaha rather than airhead Barkley

liverpool would be challenging for the title if klopp wasn't a racist and had sakho in his team

>>74990572
so you'd watch the ads

I swear Fabregas scores every time he plays. Why doesn't he get more starts?

>>74990549

2235 not 1035

Really great of the lads in the stadium to recreate the game for us live on tv.
#respect

>>74990575
who the fuck would buy barkley? he's a bargain bin player, wouldn't be rated at all at everton if he weren't (partly) scouse

NO MORE GOALS IN THIS GAME

IT FINISHES 1-2

>>74990592
did chelsea win? exactly

BLACKED

>silent bridge

>that girl in the crowd doing the wanker sign to Benteke
Delightful young lady

Which manager is staying behind in the stadium to speak to Gaz Linksy?

anyway Zaha would be a good Lamela replacement

lmao that fucking keeping by "best in the world" courtois

>>74990624
>the absolute state of these plastic fans

>>74990635
No need for wingers if Poch sticks to the 3421 formation tbf. I miss lamela but I don't see how he would get in the team now

>>74990592
He's a lazy cunt on defense

why are Chelsea in for Lukaku?

he isn't consistent enough

>>74990637
2nd best Belgian keeper desu

Kante is hilariously bad when he's forced to attack

That's the most moving thing I've ever seen from Diego Costa. Literally saved Scott Dann's life.

>>74990662
They'll need someone to replace Costa

>>74990654

Spurs are slow as fuck if one of Rose and Walker are missing

Just one quick guy in the attack wouldn't hurt

>>74990660
Get out yank

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>>74990508
>>74990445
No reason to have them anymore, at least not for this season.

We might see them return if Chelsea chokes the season, but that's unlikely.

>>74990685
he's not as old as he looks
or maybe chelsea could consider trying to bring through some yout-ahahahah

*carves the league away*

>>74990682
What a hero
>commentator bumming over him for casually waving at the ref

>>74990537
it's supposed to be in hd if you set your location to england but for some reason it never works for me

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>10 minutes of stoppage time

reckon >we will get a good bit of money for Sakho in the summer

>>74990717
The commentary on this is hilarious

on that save from zaha's shot you could just hear him assuming chelsea would win

>>74990717

he might try to intentionally injure players and elbow them but he gets a bad press cause he unintentionally injured someone and called the ref

>>74990445
cancerous generals and overmoderation have ruined this place

Lmaoing at Zaha trying to put an African tint on top of his landan accent

Why is Allardyce kryptonite for lelsea?

>>74990560
Nice one mate

>>74990722
I know right? Its weird. the quality constantly dips for me

Can't really have 606 threads when the show filtered and vetted the callers more and more each episode until there was no interesting call

>>74990717
>>74990682
>>74990742
wtf I love diego costa now

>>74990445
You don't have them any more? Sad. spee died with chasebowls.

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>>74990660
>on defense

Keown is too intense he's always leaning forward when talking

Who tells Sakho that his hair looks good?

>>74990775
It was never the same when Alan Green left.

Remembering when Costa took penalties with are Bradley Lowry. Absolute superman

I remember being on /sp/ for the 606 where alan green retired, he did it so fucking casually at the end, said something like 'oh, and by the way this is my last ever 606 so bye'

never thought I'd miss that guy but who can account for robbie savage

>>74990761
Chelsea can't handle Northern gravy

>>74990786
>le overly serious monkey man

@74990705 and 74990782
thanks for the yous

>>74990775

shocking, BBC show is safe and boring

Talksport has better call ins

>>74990786
He lives near me, lovely man. I saw him in the street with his wife after he'd come back from the world cup in Brazil, he looked happy.

>>74990814
I kept telling everyone to switch to talk sport threads but no one listened. If people listened to me sp would be somewhat saved

>>74990814
World football phone in still gets insane indians

>>74990775
>>74990814
>>74990796
What if /sp/ had talksport call in threads?

>>74990804
Green was good but his Liverpool bias was distracting at times.

imagine Zaha linking up with Kane, Eriksen and the rest of the lads

>>74990853
We only sign brave English lads

>>74990847
We've tried it before but everyone is too scared to make the switch from 5live

TIME FOR DERBYSIDE

>>74990853

he is that typical english player that has a purple patch and is overrated

if CP were smart they would sell him for 40m to some mugs like when liverpool mugged city for 50m on sterling

If Klopp didn't alienate Sakho Liverpool would have won the league

instead he blames him for losing the EL final

>>74990869
I've never listened to it desu, who do they get on the show?

>NEVERTON TIME

>tfw you're so shit your "victory" is playing murderball

>>74990888
idiots
also the presenters are idiots too

Emre Can is awful for faking injury. Hate cunts like that.

remove german kebab

das it Mane

Genuinely haven't watched motd in months. Probably watched 2 full live games in that time too. This season has been so shit I no longer care about football. Or maybe I've just grown out of it.

>>74990875
To be fair to him he's been overrated on 2 separate occasions now. People must think for some reason he'll now be amazing at a big club with legitimate competition for places

Genuinely think Liverpool could win the league next season. They trash top half teams. Just need to have a plan b for when they play the lower half teams that park the bus and hit on the break. Think Kloppo will resolve this.

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>>74990913
>tfw to intelligent to care about football

Is Mane the best black player in the PL?

>>74990896
Sounds fun tbqhwyf

>Superb save from Robles

Dosen't even get it over his own bar and it almost drops in.

Is it too easy for keepers to get credit from commentators?

reminder that match of the day commentary is recorded after the game and I remain baffled that people always dispute this fact every time I bring it up

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>the formbook goes out of the window for derbies

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>>74990937
>forgetting kante exists

>>74990937
Sakho

>>74990954
Don't understand this either. It's so transparent. They always tease/foreshadow events in the game.

Milner's a right cheeky fucker

>>74990933

really terrible january and february and still not far from the top.

also no real depth, but unlike under three years of rodgers, klopps first summer transfers are pretty much all successes. but bringing on 18 year old trent alexander arnold and having him play the coutinho role summed a lot of problems up.

>>74990954
Do people actually not believe this? they just think their sentences conveniently start whenever something interesting is about to happen? Also explains their almost total lack of excitement and interest

>>74990954
delete

>>74990954
well the commentators go to the games so i find this highly unlikely

>>74990933

might be between Liverpool, Utd and Spurs

I think Chelsea will make a big mistake if they swap Costa for Lukaku

>stomp on a man's ankle
>yellow

Good work ref

>>74990954
You've clearly never been to a PL game.

How can the game be so firey when the crowd are so quiet?

everton are such scum

>>74990998
wrong, mystic meg

>>74991002
Thing is you have to see the other side the next day in work/the dole queue

Where was >Lukaku in this game?

England's best player plays for the Ivory Coast.

LMAO.

would anyone cheer on the German if a Dutch went for him

just headbutt him with his massive Dutch skull

>>74991018
Lukaku goes missing in big games.

>>74991018
thingken of transfer

>>74991002
>sing you'll never walk alone
>sit in silence for 90+ minutes

this is what liverpool fans do

Daring synthesis

Only oldfags understand this

Merseyside derbies are always like friendlies if it's a lunchtime kickoff

should play them on a Monday night

that fitness coach bit made the entire game for me

>>74991037

BBC would edit out stuff like "lukakus right, your club is shite" etc

>Neverton

IN FOR A WEEK AND OUT FOR A MONTH

IN FOR A WEEK AND OUT FOR A MONTH

IN FOR A WEEK AND OUT FOR A MONTH

DUNCAN IS A TAMPON

>>74991018
Lorvern's pocket

motd commentators b like
>divock origi's coming on, how he'd love to make it 3-1 with an assist from coutinho

>>74991067
Lol

Liverpool needed to fucking move out of Anfield, not expand it by a few thousand

got something like a 20k+ season ticket waiting list, shit is just ridiculous, and all the old fuckers refuse to give their seats on the kop up, so they sit down all match hogging seats that should be there for young people who actually want to sing on the kop as it's intended for.

>robles

lmao

WE HATE NOTTINGHAM FOREST

WE HATE EVERTON TOO
>THEY'RE SHIT

WE HATE MAN UNITED

BUT LIVERPOOL WE LOVE YOU

>ALL TOGETHER NOW

>koeman blaming injuries
Top kek

>still at the stadium

>>74991012
Clearly bollocks. You can see the fucking commentators in the gantry. I've seen Guy Mowbray more times than you've seen your dad's cock.

>and we're here at turf moor for burnley versus tottenham
>burnley never lose at home, but I've got a strange feeling about this one

>>74991088
theyll probs expand again desu. just do the same thing on the other side or fill it in like dirtmund

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where does this team finish in the PL?

>>74991099
koeman never fails to come across as an absolute cunt

>>74991124
That doesn't prove they re-record shit after the game thought

>what a hell of a finish
>hell

How do I complain?

>>74991134
the new main stand is nice desu, fixing up the otherside would be nice

>>74991088
Surprised the old people in Liverpool are still alive when they probably eat shit

>>74991124
nice lie

>>74991092
cringe

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CubeGoal @CubeGoal

Since Everton last won at Anfield, Blackpool have risen from the 4th tier to the EPL, won at Anfield, and fallen back to the 4th tier again

>>74991146
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/complain-to-ofcom

>>74991134

there isnt enogh space and the expansion of the anfield road has gone very quiet

FSG are cheap as fuck

>>74991139
ndidi is better than gueye

fake commentary is on club DVDs

MOTD is the most logistic intensive sports highlights show anywhere

>>74991139
BIG

>>74991166
no it isnt

>inb4 people make a lot of Mourinho's upcoming interview

The interviewer was being a cheeky prick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCiFeSo_FJM

>>74991180
go to bed José

>>74991163
too white

was a decent game desu
a few years ago i drove all the way up to goodison for the derby and it was a 0-0

lovren is underrated desu

>>74991180
>pre emptive damage control

cant wait for the meltdown now

>>74991180
>implying I'm staying up that late

I'm only here until the Spurs game

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>>74991180

1 First manager to play Eto at right back
2. First manager to have 2 world record breaking signings but fail to win the champions league with them
3. Cast out Kevin DeBruyne because he wasn't running around like a retarded chicken on the wing like he demanded
4. First manager to get blown the fuck out by his own physio
5. First manager to alienate his clubs greatest servant because they didn't obey him unquestionably
6 Sold Romelu Lukaku for pennies without inserting a buyback clause
7 Wasted the David Luiz money on a one season wonder like Matic
8. Turned Nigerias most promising attacking midfielder into a boring useless defensive midfielder
9 Begged for a Ruined Kaka then whined about how he wasn't good enough
11. Turned Ronaldo from an all around dominant force of nature into a petulant tap-in babby that can't perform without the rest of the team spoonfeeding him
12. Almost ruined Luka Modric
13. Turned an impressionably young highly creative attacking midfield into the modern day run around and do nothing player we see today, Oscar
14. Ruined Eden Hazard
16. Already ruined Martial's career
17. Convinced his club to spend 150mil for a dabbing Leroy Fer
20. trusted Thibaut Courtois to not be a rat after he betrayed DeBruyne and got rid of Cech
21. Hasn't developed a single young player ever in his entire 20 year career
23. Got sacked from the same club twice in under 3 seasons
24. Turned one of the best strikers in Europe into a pony-tailed Kevin Davies
25. First manager ever to play a 6 man defence against Liverpool
26. Has the best young striker in world football, and decides to ruin his career by playing him at left-wing back
27. He spent £50 million on Mkhitaryan then lies to the fans about why he won't play him
30. Literally demanded opposition manager can't celebrate goals against his team
105. Blamed his team's doctor for losing a match, and banished her from the club, which has now led to the club being sued in an employment tribunal

did janssen finally score?

>>74991210
JUST

>>74991160
Can I make a baseless complaint? Will an ofcom employee have to watch MOTD back again if I say that Shearer had his cock out for a minute?

Are Spurs title favourites now?

how come there are suddenly so many liverpool fans

very strange

>>74991242
how come your gay oh wait that needs no explanation

>>74991242
are you kidding lel this place is always infested with them. half the reason it sucks is its full of scouse cunts. thankfully /arse/ saves me from talking to them.

one thing you can say is that win or lose theyre always shitposting here

fucking what lmao

>>74991259
>/arse/

kys you black bastard

>>74991258
there's the famous scouse banter

>>74991259
nah there were definitely a lot less liverpool posters back in january

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>Winks
clumsy cunt

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does ben davies name being pronounced davis trigger anyone else?

name one thing more entertaining than spurs' pathetic implosion at the end of last season

(hint: you can't)

>>74991284
>there were definitely a lot less liverpool posters back in january
Fewer

>>74991287
How else would you say it?

Day-veeeeez?

>>74991304
the wenger out brigade

>>74991304

Arsenal's champion's league form.

>Janssen can't score vs Burnley

>>74991242
what do you mean suddenly? liverpool have loads of fans

>enter Liverpool match threads
>minimum of 2 threads, generally 3 or 4
>entered Chelsea thread today and even with neutrals laughing at them it didn't even reach bump limit

>>74991319
dah-vee-ez

>>74991319
yes

davis is already a name

sissiko a clumsy brown

>>74991332
maybe in match threads, outside of that there weren't really any noticeable posters

Why didn't they show Burnleys murderball against Wanyama? Literally kicked the shit out of him until he had to go off

also triggers me how when they talk about alli its not alli its always dele alli

why always use his full name you dont do that with anyone else

>>74991304

Arsenal's move from Woolwich, south of the River Thames, to north London

>Don't blame it on Biscan
>Don't blame it on Finann
>Don't blame it on Hamann

>Blame it on Traore

Spurs have won more points than any other PL team in 2017

>>74991354
noticeable posters are cancer though. do you really want more flips and dutch city fan, 190cm

>>74991373

he said he doesnt want to be known as Alli

>>74991371
Might have triggered Gary

Is there a more tinpot player name than ben mee?

just screams league 2

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>>74991398

>>74991423
lee trundle is the goat lower league shitter name

chelsea will slip up again but no doubt so will spurs

Cant wait for ull to get relegated just so mauled by the tigers fucks off again. Worst cunt on /sp/

>>74991440
Nugent is the ultimate lower league name. There are so many of them

>>74991423
Robert Snodgrass

I bet Bilic has got a big willy

>>74991423
I associate scottish names with the lower leagues

weird that Carroll plays for a London club

doesnt seem right somehow

Has Andy Carroll converted to Islam?

The Hell is that beard?

lee trundle the most technically gifted british player of his generation
it's just a shame he could never get a firm grip on his vices

>>74991492
happened when he was kidnapped

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>>74991134
The kop's getting some new chunks added at the end of this season, rearranging some of the Kemlyn to fit more seats in and they've put up the new main.

The club has planning permission for the anfield road end, and that'll probably happen as the current one wouldn't look out of place in league 1, it's that tiny.

Doing this the club can get up to 62-72,000 capacity.
Aside from that there's nothing that can really easily be done to expand again without enormous engineering projects and having to buy land.

There's also the pipe dream of safestanding(the new kop was actually built to a standing rake) but that's not going to be for years and years.

>number 22s defending there

who the fucks was that

>>74991505
Poundland version of Old Trafford

>>74991530
old trafford is a plastic ground

>>74991505
this is bait right?

>>74991530
very different IMO. klanfield is shitilly made and falling down (havnt been to the new one to be fair) but it was full of soul and was loud as fuck

OT was much nicer but felt soul less as was quiet as fuck

depends what you want desu

>>74991541
Nah, it's a blend of modern and traditional. Man City's stadium is plastic.

>>74991565
>OT was much nicer but felt soul less as was quiet as fuck
Depends on who they're playing, I've been to a few champions league matches and a match v Arsenal and the atmosphere was a lot better.

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>boat races

i thought there was only one

>>74991505
cant wait for chelseas new stadium desu

need a good movie to watch lads

>>74991605
Looks like an American soccer stadium

>>74991624
the happening

>>74991605
>>boat races
>i thought there was only one

There's the women's race too. You know, the one everyone cares about.

went to a national league game recently and it was pretty shocking how a half-full 10k capacity ground could have such a superior atmosphere to any top premier league game full of tourists.

was actually quite depressing as it really drilled home how far our league has fallen and become a soulless tourist trap for the middle-class and asians

>>74991624
the guest

really good, it's got dan stevens in it

>>74991658
can recommend, good little low-budget movie

>>74991605
They advertise the boat race with Sabotage from the Beastie Boys, as if the Boat Race is cool as fuck unmissable brutal sports combat

Leicester will win the CL on this form

>>74991565
Sat in the new main a good few times, upper deck generally has decent vocal support, especially with the £9 tickets.

My main complaint about Old Trafford is that the ground was expanded extremely quickly solely to get more people in without much thought as to the areas and culture of the supporters.

I've seen some of the plans for the redevelopment of the stadium from time ago and it looked like a lot of thought went into making it better for supporters, that got abandoned with their enormous success and it became a case of throwing as man seats in as close as possible.

>>74991553
Bait for what?

>>74991702
/sp/ would crash if they actually won it

>>74991702
was at the game today, stoke were terrible but >we were really good

>>74991624
Defiance
Daniel Craig

was Shakespeare the mastermind behind Leicester all this time, bros?

the fucking state of demarai gray's eyebrows

imagine how hard it would be to stay focused and train hard everyday when you are a multi millionaire 20 year old

>>74991624
Not Another Teen Movie

>>74991804
That's what managers are for

There's a reason they get 15%, and it's not just because they're greedy jews

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>>74991804
can't imagine how nice it must be to be paid all that money and actually have a clearly defined purpose in life, to just train and be gud at the footy, and people love you for it

meme gol

>>74991761
Isn't he shagging one of the girls from Little Mix? Lucky bastard.

The season is nearly over and I still barely know any Watford players

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SAY THAT YOU NEED ME
ALL OF THE TIME
SAY THAT YOU WANT ME
ALWAYS BE MINE

COS WE'VE GOT
MARCO SILVA
WE'VE GOT
MARCO SILVA

>>74991850
all I know is troy deeney, that guy called success and capoue

>>74991848
>shagging one of the girls from Little Mix?
>Lucky bastard.

You think so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBAfejjUQoA

>>74991861
>WE'VE GOT
>MARCO SILVA

he'll be gone next month when you go down

Watford are the original meme club

>>74991804
I like what I do, but I'd like even more to do it for tons of cash
I'd probably be better at my job and try harder too

>>74991868
>Forgetting the "brazil backbreaker" Zoo Nigga.

perrie is 2nd ugliest in little mix only just slightly better than the nig nog

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>>74991876
>that vid
>we want the nigger audience

>>74991876
I have a thing for slightly above average looking working class girls

Linguard looks 50 yrs old

>>74991962
Looks like a little goblin

>>74991970
he's about as good a footballer as i'd imagine a 50 year old goblin to be

>>74991876
>wear a plastic corset over a hoody
>don't wear any trousers or knickers under the hoody

ok....

>>74991962
>>74991970
he looks like a bloody Bosmer

Mourinho does not look well these days

>mouyes

kek

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BASED MOU

ABUs are just jealous as fuck.

pulis audiencing for the united job

>>74991876
this honestly just upsets me

>Did you cancel each other out?

Have to fair, that was a retarded question by the interviewer

Mou finally realises the British presss knows fuck all about football

really cannot stand that irish interviewer

asks such stupid questions, typical paddy

>>74992062
it's not like they even answer the questions tho usually they just start rambling / ranting

>>74992095
Mourinho clearly in a bad mood anyway. He should have just said "are you a fucking retard?"

MOTD presenters look scruffy

Should be wearing suit and tie

With those open neck shirts they look like they've gone out for a curry at the local Indian restaurant

next season contes meltdown is gonna be so much fun to watch

he has a point >>74991973

Fuk, Jack Wilshere still exists

>>74992189
the chelsea cycle is always wonderful to watch on the downturn

>>74992154
lol calm down mate

>>74992154
Few Cobras, a curry, and banter with the lads. Sounds good to me.

Whole country is psyched for the boat race tomorrow, right lads?

>Nerman moving to a Europa League club next season

>>74992192
(not true, by the way)

laugh at this twat
>>74990280

>>74992192
>he doesn't know about Scaruffi autism