/mlb/ general - We Back Baby Edition

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Obligatory

Would any of you make out with a guy for free opening day tickets? No homo of course.

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>If krause can get in a HOF, then so can I

>>74988039
It's not gay of you're receiving something out of the deal.

>>74988039
One guy is too little of a number. Make it
THREEEEEEEEEEEE

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Hourly reminder

>>74988039

I'll be front row home plate at the brewers home opener

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>>74988005
Rockies.

>>74988071
How much did you pay for those tickets?

>>74988039
It's only gay if it's four dudes and you're not the one taking advantage of them

>>74988063
>Don't be a passive aggressive pussy.
I'm not surprised you want to stay away from pussy

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Reply to this post with your ACES Opening Day statline (Phillies, Padres, Twins, Angels, Reds, and Brewers fans don't need to reply)

>7 IP, 4 H, 2 ER, 8 SO, 1 BB

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Mets are going to make it to the world series

>>74988071
Bring a sign that's says /sp/

>>74988080
5 dollars.

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>6 IP, 5 H, 2 ER, 10 K, 2 BB

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>>74988101
>barves
7.1 IP, 5 H, 1 ER, 10 SO, 4 SB

>>74988134
Post the reddit mlb meetup pictures

>>74988024
What the fuck

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I can't wait desu.

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>>74988101
7 IP, 3 H, 0 ER, 4 SO, 2 BB
No decision

>>74988071
Sit next to the girl with big tits

>>74988164
Hey Ecuador, would you make out with three guys for free beer.

>>74988148
Barves will beat you on opening day.

>>74988164
>another Cubs fan
What would you do for free alcohol?

>>74988140
He's going to have a good year I think, but he should seriously keep the pitch counts low. We don't want to see him tear his elbow

>>74988181
my dubs say otherwise

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>>74988105
>that phrasing
Hey so seeing as you already lost a World Series title to an AL Comedy Central team, feel like doing it again this season?

>>74988080

nothing...a friend of mine invited me on short notice after one of the guys they usually go with bailed (they're all in their 50s-60s)

>>74988134

I'll think about it. Kind of hesitant to explain what /sp/ is to a bunch of older professional men though.

>>74988181
No. They'll lose from meme magic and Bruce having some actual power. Plus no familia to blow a game


>>74988151
>Using Reddit
>Ever

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>Mr. mo'Lester, how many kisses from gay guys does it take to rack up a $200 tab at the gay bar in Boystown

>mo: Let's find out
>a one
>a two
>a THREE
>THREE

>>74988202
They won't lose to a AL central team. Indians will blow it this year to be fair. You may have Lindor, kluber, Bauer, Miller, and others, but the pitching is a mix

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>>74988176

front row amy is like 5 seats to the left of these seats

>>74988177
Sure, if I don't know them then it isn't gay.

>>74988183
Rob a liquor store.

Manfred should ban corporate names for ballparks desu.

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>The Mariners now have matte batting helmets

BASED

>>74988215
Just say it's a place where people around the world talk about sports, and mess around and crack jokes

>>74988266
>Cubs fans

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>>74988181
interestingly enough the mets had the best opening day record in all of baseball at one point. i think we've since lost it though

Gary Sanchez uses steroids

>>74988282
Purely conjecture. You're obviously just jealous of him.

Steroids should be mandatory for all players.

>>74988266
>Sure, if I don't know them then it isn't gay.
>lifelong fans keep proving stereotypes true

>>74988252
Relief pitching maybe, if we're not talking about Allen and Shaw on their good days or Miller. Carrasco, Salazar, and Tomlin are solid, more than Bauer though I think he'll have a career year this season. Outside of injuries like last season I don't see how they blow it.

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>>74988282
*stays clean for his career*
*breaks your home run record*

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>>74988305
We'll see what real gays have to say about all this.

>>74988282
That's not how you spell "the entire Cubs roster" or "Pilates"

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>>74988323
*loses ROTY*

lol @ all of these buttblasted autists. The Cubs are going to 3peat, while y'all try to paint the Cubs fanbase as homosexual but fail in the process, much like your favorite baseball team.

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>>74988319
Encarnarcion could be a fluke and just be a waste like Bruce was during the stretch, but you could also have the injury bug. Plus Brantley being a very flimsy player of sorts and kipnis hurt, it could be a very shaky year for the Indians. But you should win the division

>>74988361
Fulmer is shit. So are the tiggers.

>>74988361
*misses playoffs*

>>74988362
>people pretending to be me now
Lmao this is getting pathetic

The Cubs are going to easily cruise to the NLCS again, at the very least.

>>74988327
>It's only gay if he isn't an alcoholic
What kind of thought process is that?

>>74988379
You've been really dedicated these past few months, it is a little surprising that I have such a fan, even if you're a raging faggot.

>>74988282
as does jash donaldson and most baseball players tbqh

>>74988372
that makes sanshit and the stankees: _____

>>74988377
are you memeing as fulmer or sanchump now? I can't tell

>>74988385
>Easily cruise

The Mets exist and swept the Cubs when they had the same core minus zobrist

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>>74988362
>3peat
I fucking see what you did there

Oh yeah, and what'd I tell ya'll, Russell hitting bombs this spring, gonna make Tulowiski his bitch and come up as the #1 SS, all at the age of 23.

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>>74988408
it was actually the most lopsided NLCS win ever lol

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Rags t bh

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I feel this year will be allot like 95 and next year 96

AL MVP: Jose Altuve
AL CYA: Chris Sale
AL ROTY: Andrew Benintendi
AL MOTY: AJ Hinch

NL MVP: Bryce Harper
NL CYA: Clayton Kershaw
NL ROTY: Dansby Swanson
NL MOTY: Dusty Baker

>Two mo'Lesters in this thread
One more, and there will be free beer for everyone

I know I said top five
But I'm top two.

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>>74988431
I don't know what kinda gay shit you're talking about, but in apehoop, 3peat has a distinct meaning.

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>>74988459

>>74988459
I bet you get hard visualizing 3 dudes making out, eh?

>>74988459
shut up TY
youre such a fucking idiot
i bet if i sucked your dick you would like it

>>74988368
it'll be a Red Sox-Indians ALCS, and the Indians will probably win because >Price.

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>>74988368
Brantley is back to form though (thank you jesus) and Kipnis is just on the DL for precautionary measures. Not that lying about players' health hasn't happened before, I don't think that's the case. As for Encarnación, even if he doesn't put up career average numbers he'll still be an improvement at first/dh. Indians also have lots of promising talent outside of Lindor (Ramírez, Naquin, Pérez, Diaz, and Zimmer who will show up in June most likely).

of course I'm biased

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choose

>>74988442
>Murphy

Fuck him, but minus his power, he was a drain at second. Defense by him cost us a World Series win. Also, the Yankees sox series in '04 is lopsided as power slid faster then my life from watching the mets

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Mariners!

>>74988301
Daniel Tosh? What are you doing here?

>>74988504
Good to see you accepting reality. Except you've got one thing wrong, the Red Sox will lose the ALDS. It'll be a Houston-Cleveland ALCS.

Texas Yankee is the uncle tom of trips.

>>74988385
Cubs will easily cruise into the division title and will easily drop their money into Manfred's bank account, but won't be able to meme back into the LCS

>>74988458
AL MVP: Gary Sanchez
AL CYA: Corey Kluber
AL ROTY: Andrew Benintendi
AL MOTY: Scott Servais

NL MVP: Anthony Rizzo
NL CYA: Clayton Kershaw
NL ROTY: Robert Gsellman
NL MOTY: Bud Black

>>74988506
none
every food truck charges $11 for $5 worth of food

>>74988505
Well, enjoy your season AL fag. The DH is a waste anyway. You don't get to see pitcher hitting at all. But only in October shall we meet. Hopefully

>>74988529
Hi mo

>>74988509
yeah but he was really the biggest reason we were there in the first place. duda's error was the most pivotal imo, and he's still on the team.

>>74988458
Nice meme

>>74988504
Seattle and Red Sox ALCS for the massive memes, and the Mariners win in 7

>>74988540
...and ballpark concessions don't?

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>>74988559

>>74988549
Actually, I'm not even using uncle tom as an insult here, i mean, we're anons, most of us like uncle tom. Uncle toms are liked by us.

Trips and anons aren't the same, you understand that, this is why none of us can stand mo, but we actually dont mind Texas Yankee.

He's kinda funny occasionally, and takes part in our shenanigans against other trips. Definitely the uncletom of /mlb/ trips.

>>74988556
They left Duda because he's the only first baseman with power that this team has. If anything, trumbo could have been logical, but there's enough power hitters on this team. Loney could be a replacement but he lacks rbis

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>>74988541
Cleveland pitchers are pretty decent at the plate for some reason desu. Wish I had a webm of Bauer mimicking batters at that one Pirates game.

>not respecting the DH

I'm sorry

Steroids use Gary Sanchez

>>74988584
>we actually dont mind Texas Yankee.
speak for yourself lmao

>>74988564
just eat a good restaurant close to the park
then waste your $11 on a watery beer

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>>74988575
>mfw Xfiles was taken off Netflix and I only got to season 7

>>74988559
Would KG Jr. bat DH in the World Series?

this place is turning into /nba/ with this retarded trip obsession

we need opening day now

>>74988541
Also have a good season Mesty

>>74988584
Ahh I see. TY, MMR and the Mets trip with the Moon runes are good people.

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>>74988537
>Sanchode

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>>74988604
>stopping at season 7
netflix did you a favor desu

>>74988598
>restaurant close to the park
i don't have that luxury

>>74988638
>>74988604
i defy anyone to name a better alien themed baseball episode with the KKK than x files
you literally cant

>>74988632
It's really not a stretch.
He put up 3.2 WAR in 53 games last year. If he plays a full season he could easily compete for MVP, especially if the Yankees get a wild card.

>>74988541
Oh the ironing. Indians have the best hitting pitchers in the AL and both outhit the Cubs pitchers in the WS and played better NL-style ball than them

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>>74988638
>dat episode

It's actually one of the last of season 6.

>KKK aliens

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>>74988589
what was so weird is that Duda's defense was actually improving that season. i'd expect bad defense from Yo in center field, and from Murphy anywhere, but Duda fucking up was a surprise.

i'm not advocating getting rid of him or anything, we need that offense. just saying i don't really blame murph for the WS, it was just a total team collapse outside of game 3 anyway

>>74988649
sorry buddy
life can be tough sometimes

>>74988528
>Red Sox
>Losing DS
Nice try. They have enough pitching to survive a Price meltdown in the ALDS regardless of opponent, and the Asstros will definitely lose in the DS. You read it here first.

>>74988608
>Would KG Jr. bat DH in the World Series?
In The Show 17, yes

2017 wildcards

AL: Yankees and Royals
NL: Cardinals and Nationals

>>74988613
Sure thing. I'll be yelling at the top of my lungs when familia blows a huge lead against a crap team

>>74988666
>Satans an x files fan

>>74988669
so he's gonna do that again for a whole season? he wasn't hot he was just that good?

>>74988638
Yeah, the last couple seasons were likely written by STNG writers who wrote holodeck episodes.
Also, STNG >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> X-Flies

>>74988698
AL: Angels and Jays
NL: Cubs and Mets

>>74988698
You don't honestly expect me to believe that the both the Giants and the Dodgers aren't going to be in the playoffs do you?

>>74988718
Comparing the two is like apples and oranges.

How did Scully get hotter as the series went on?

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>>74988726
>Angles
>competing

>>74988677
This. It was a defensive issue, but also a lack of speed and having a reliable catcher. Nobody could throw, so that's why the royals kept running. Travis is a player who's absolute crap at throwing players out, so the team could have used lucroy, but he's a meme.

>>74988675
There's also the point of where the rbis were needed and who was batting

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>>74988676
I wonder where they got the inspiration.

>>74988731
Giants miss it this year. Cardinals steal the WC spot from them.

>>74988677
That pitch is so filthy

>>74988715
Yes. Did you see his spring training numbers? I'm not even a Yankees fan and I'm convinced he is that good. And in that stadium he's going to hit a gorillion home runs.
All he has to do is stay healthy.
He's not a meme.

>>74988698
No, it goes like this

AL-Angels against Tampa
NL-Rockies against nats

does your team president have public office hours?
http://oakland.athletics.mlb.com/oak/fan_forum/office-hours/

>>74988767
one can hope

>>74988784
>spring training numbers meaning anything

>>74988695
>enough pitching to survive a Price meltdown in the ALDS
Just like they did last year

>>74988769
It's just a 2-seam fastball senpai. Also
>Tommy John

>>74988698
al: mariners and orioles
nl: rockies and marlins

>>74988726
>>74988785
>Angels

with what? They have Mike Trout and a bunch of scrap.

>>74988786
>PLEASE COME TO OUR BALL PARK!

>>74988804
With serious mewvment.

>>74988786
how does it feel to know that Derek Carr will be winning his superbowl with the Las Vegas Raiders and not the Oakland Raiders.

>>74988817
Albert Pooholes?

>mo'Lester admits to making out with men to get free drinks
>Goes into full on damage control
>Literally a day later, the "real mo'Lester" comes out of hiding to pretend he never actually did what he admitted to
Really makes you think

>>74988817
Sometimes, you can make it from nothing.

>>74988850
He's really DG, Tiki, and every annoying tripfag rolled into one person.

>>74988850
You're just mad you have no fans haha. I don't care that he a faggot

>>74988803
Despite being swept that was a competitive series. Assuming Price doesn't cash in the post-season wins he's been reserving the Sox won't be swept.

>>74988817
They also play in the AL West.

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>>74988753
small ball teams like the royals and giants have been the mets' kryptonite the past couple seasons. we were able to neutralize power hitting teams like the cusb in 2015 thanks to superb pitching, but d'arnaud can't throw out anyone to save his life and even the best pitchers give up singles eventually. i was really hoping the blue jays won the ALCS, they would have been a perfect matchup.
>>74988825
you could say that

Who will play in the playoffs? Who will win it all?

>>74988919
Barves will sneak into the playoffs as a wild card and endure many game 7s until they win the World Series in their new park.

>>74988803
Do you not realize >we have Chris Sale now, and that Price is the #3 guy instead of the #2?

>>74988847
Shadow of his former self, m8. He'll need 2 years to get 180 something hits for 3,000; good Pujols would get there by September.

>>74988883
I think the Mets need a small ball player. I think getting Dyson could have been a good addition, or getting a better catcher could have changed things, but no. Anderson is a idiot

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>>74988948

>>74988959
Don't laugh. Let me have my dreams.

>>74988941
Did you touch the ass of the gay dudes as you made out?

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>>74988957
it does worry me that the team is essentially unchanged from last year. duda and walker being healthy the whole year should help, but we still have a black hole at catcher, and no speed beyond reyes and cespedes. my hope is that we flip jay bruce for something at some point, and conforto gets to start. i feel like he's going to have a really good year if he gets the chance.

>>74988999
nice numbers

>>74988952
>Price is a #3
Not with that contract. Who would he even pitch behind, Porcello the #4? Rest of your rotation is trash if they even stay healthy. And you're still fucked when you face the Indians, Sale isn't good against them

>>74988957
>anderson

>>74988850
Go ahead and quote him and me if you actually want to back the shit you say up.

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nobody responded to it in the last thread, so I'll try again

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>The Rays's predictions of the final standing
wew

So I think we can guarantee that the opposite will happen.

>>74989007
>meme dickey knuckleball
Not surprised.

>>74989015
>him and me
lol, you're not fooling anyone mo'Lester.

At the very least, even if you are actually different people, you're both equally retarded.

>>74989007
I think Bruce will do well, but conforto can be a worthy replacement. He's a good player, plus he can drive in runs. Leftys just fuck him over

>>74989022
>please don't touch bats right under the Red Sox
Just like last year's playoffs

>>74989022
Actually it will happen. I have proof.

>>74989033

silver slugger, dude

>>74989037
Not nearly as retarded as you are.

>>74989011
On paper the Sox rotation is stacked. I do wonder about Price's and Sale's mentalities though.

>>74988810
>al: mariners and orioles
thats gonna give MMR a heart attack but i like it

>>74989022
Pretty sure PECOTA said they'd win the division last year too

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>>74989011
#1 Sale
#2 Porcello
#3 Price
#4 Wright
#5 Rodriguez

And Wright isn't trash, either. He was pretty damn good until he got injured, and there's no reason to think he won't be as good, if not better, than last year.

>>74989016
pic related

>>74989051
crawford is not elite
no top 10 mvp finishes even
not elite
not even close

>>74989081
Sandoval is orange until he proves otherwise

I want to make a pitching staff made up entirely of closers.

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>>74989108
What about set-up men?

>>74989114
Waituhsekkind

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are we still doing these?

>>74989134
Every single dot should be red because you are the Mest.

>>74989106
he can't do much worse than last year, so I'm rating him. He should realistically be the DH, with Holt at third and Hanley at first, but the consensus seems to believe otherwise.

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guess i'll repost mine

>>74989033
He has Crawford as elite??

>>74989134
>Bruce has just

Last year he did Shit, but I think he will be a better player this year

>>74989164
>Cano and Cruz not dark blue

would you rather have the 2017 CY Young or MVP on your team?
for this lets assume Trout doesnt exist
and dont post that little mexican girl

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>People seriously believe that outside of an act of God, like Trump getting America nuked, the Cubs won't make it back to the Worlds Eries.

>>74989179
The CY guy.

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>>74989178
Cano is still an elite second basemen and Cruz is the best DH in the league since Ortiz retired.

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>>74989168
we can only hope. i just can't get over the fact that we traded dilson for him. such a panic move by sandy to get fleeced by the fucking >resd

It should be legal to euthanize pitchers with a 6+ ERA

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>>74989179
>The Red Sox had the Cy Young and MVP runner-up, yet still couldn't win a postseason game

>>74989178
Cano had over 7 war last season and Cruz is the best DH in baseball. Theyre older, but until they start to show that age they are both elite

>>74989204
Man I hated that move, but even then, there was nothing done with Bruce to help them get in besides astrubal and gsellman helping out

>>74989217
We were cheated out of the series by bum umps.

>>74989203
Wait until Schwarber signs a max contract in the AL.

>>74989243
>red sux excuses

>>74989252
It isn't an excuse we were the better team dickhead.

>>74989246
>max contract
i feel like im being baited but i cant resist
what kind of witchcraft is this

>As finally get lead over jints
>jints answer: Hundley salami

APRIL FOOLS GUYS

>>74989243
>MUH UMPS
>PATRIOTS NEVER CHEATED, PERFECT REFEREEING
Bawstonians are the most gigantic of faggots. It doesn't help that you have the worst accent of all time.

>>74989258
>literally could not win a single post-season game
>w were the better team dickhead

Can't make this up

>>74989269
Trust me on it, baseball teams will sell their entire farm system, including all of the hookers they bought for their DR and PR stars.

>>74989283
>>74989296
Oops, wrong pasta

All Boston fans, and, for that matter, all people from Boston are assholes.Seriously, a bunch of alcoholic, insecure, inferiority-complex, crypto-racist, self-styled "blue collar", self-regarding "underdog" morons.What they lack in brains, creativity or numbers they more than make up for in volume and insanely blind allegiance to the most overrated small market in sports.If New York or, to a lesser extent, Los Angeles were wiped off the face of the map, what would Boston fans do? They would have no earthly reason to go on, as they thrive on the antipathy they feel toward their perceived betters. If Boston suddenly disappeared, NYC and LA would still have plenty to work on. The "rivalries" that Boston fans have fostered have always had a passion gap, because they've always meant more to the Bostonians then they did to anybody else. Sort of like a drunk short guy in a bar picking fights with anybody over 6'2".And furthermore, Boston is actually kind of a shitty town after you've seen all the historical relics/ruins from way back when it was a relevant city. For my money, it's a poor man's Philadelphia, and it's tough to stomach either of those places after you've spent any real time in New York.Not to malign New England. Beautiful part of the country. But Boston, specifically, blows.

>>74989296
wrong thread?

>>74989296
>>74989315
>wrong pasta
And yet, somehow, these work well together

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>>74989315
>being this mad at Boston winning all these championships in the 21st century
sad, really, and I'm not even from Boston or Massachusetts

How many men will Schwarber have to kiss to get a max contract?

mark kotsay is a good dude

Fuck all you guys, Boston is the GREATEST city I've never been to. I cheer for WINNERS! So I am a Cubs/Cavs/Patriots/Penguins fan. Fuck you all.

>>74989315
It's true pasta tho

>>74989371
Ask mo'Lester.

>>74989371
If he kisses more than 3 he risks outing himself as a homosexual

Philadelphia is a good city.

>>74989371
You would be first in line goatsxe-style if it meant he went to the Yankees. Youd prolly shave your taint too.

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>>74989422

>>74988252
Their pitching is the strongest part

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>>74989436

>>74989403
>Bullpen and Bench
wew

>>74989436
>>74989452
It's a city of Champions. Can your town say the same.

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>>74989420
>:TIL:

thanks faggot, I'll keep that in mind

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>>74989473
Looks like Ed grew up

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>>74989458

https://twitter.com/OfficialOWG

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>>74989492
>ron, ronnie and ronald

LOL

>>74988039
Only if he would take one of the tickets and watch the game with me.
Giants fan btw ;D

>>74989458
yes, because we actually are a city of champions.

>5 Patriots + 2 AFC titles
>3 Red Sox
>1 Bruins + 1 SC runner-up
>1 Celtics + 1 NBA Finals runner-up

>10 championships in 17 years
>any other city claiming the title "City of Champions"

>>74989458
Philadelphia was a mistake

>>74989528
Yeah? Well we have the PHILLIES!

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>>74989528
>Boston attention span
>speaks in Boston

Hi

>>74989528
>literally only 1 that isn't from cheating/a fixed sport
kek

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>this thread

>>74988948
>sneak in
>somehow have home field

>>74989570
THREEEEEE

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thank you juiceman

>>74988063
>>74988493
>>74989570
FREE BEER FOR EVERYONE

Counterpoint: Philly is fine

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>seth lugo to the DL

misutametto wat teh fug

You have ten seconds to name a worse announcer than Joe Buck, and why is it Matt Vasgersian

>>74989735
arm fatigue. faggot PR manager pitched him too much in the WBC.

After playing lots of the show I now think that changeups are more fun than breaking balls

>>74989747
Easy. The entire Chicago White Sox broadcasting crew.

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>>74989756
>now montero is likely to get a spot start sometime early in the season

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>>74989777

>According to these figures,......

>>74989762
Changeups are a vastly underrated pitch

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>>74989777
he was tearing up spring training at least. at this point i trust him more than logan verrett or the other fucks we used to spot start last season.

matz being injured is the real shitshow. at least lugo wasn't projected to be a starter.

>>74989828
Kuckleballs are better bar none.

>you only need a vpn when you start a blacked out mlb.tv stream
life changing

>>74989763
this. Hawk is unbearable to listen to

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>>74989777
>>74989836
Ray Ramirez did nothing wrong guys...

>>74989843
Nah knuckleballs are too memey

Knuckle curve's aight tho

>>74989866
Better than before

The year I paid I was blacked out of games despite living a continent away

I want to relocate the Whos to Las Vegas. Is that okay with you guys?

>>74989777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUpiwT2syqo&feature=youtu.be

>>74989905
you will get the A's and you will like them mister.

>>74989458
You made a statue for a fictional athlete.

how many mets pitchers are left?

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>>74989915
genuinely kek'd.

one thing that does worry me is the loss of colon. aside from thor he was our most consistent pitcher all year, and we really don't have a workhorse like that on the current staff. the depth is good, so i guess we'll just have to have a revolving door in the 5th starter spot with gsellman/lugo/wheeler to make up the gap.

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>>74989959
a few

>>74989964
Thanks for old/fat. He's great.

>>74989964
the barves only signed colon knowing they would get a mid-level prospect from us for him in june/july this year

>>74989964
Is an fat a athlete?

Hello, /mlb/. I'm from the future and I'm here to share some insider info with you.

Sports Illustrated's bold prediction from several years ago about the 2017 eries champs comes true.
George Springer wins AL MVP.
Yuli Gurriel wins ROTY.
Lance McCullers wins his first Cy Young.
Will Harris is reliever of the year.
Dallas Keuchel has a subpar April and May, but something clicks in early June and he posts a 1.97 ERA the rest of the year.
Jose Altuve bats .356 but doesn't win the batting title due to missing part of July and most of August with a leg injury.
Alex Bregman wins a gold glove at 3B.
Charlie Morton makes Jeff Luhnow look like a genius by winning 17 games with a 3.11 ERA
Carlos Beltran defies age with a 31 hr season and 94 mcribs.
Josh Reddick has a 21 game hitting streak in July.
Evan Gattis and Brian McCann combine for 28 homers at catcher.
Nori Aoki bats .208
Colin McHugh wins 19 games and finishes with a 3.4 ERA.

The Astros win the ALDS West by 9 games over Seattle.
Cleveland repeats in the Central.
Boston beats the Yankees by 2 games. Yankees are ALWC1.
Rays and M's tie for WC2. M's give up the lead in extras in game 163 but walk off, ending their playoff drought.

L.A. handily wins the NL west by 11 games over the surprise Rockies. Colorado is NLWC1.
Cubs win the central. Cardinals win WC2.
Washington finishes 4 games over the Mets in the East.

Playoff results forthcoming.

>>74989979
is he your #2 or your #3?
>>74989990
are you sure you don't mean kelly johnson?

>>74989905
why

>>74989747
Michael Kay

>people thinking the yankees will be good
lmao

The Sandlot sucked

>>74989747
SANTA MARIA

>>74989964
>Never got to feel the good side of the Bartolo experience cause he hated his time on the White Sox so much he almost quit baseball.

I blame Billy Koch

>>74990019
>WILD CARD
Cardinals beat the Rockies in an 11-8 slugfest at Coors.
Yankees edge the Mariners 16-7 in the WC game.

>DIVISION SERIES
BOS/CLE goes 5 games in the blue and red series, and PEDroia hits one over the green monster in the 8th inning of game 5 to put the Red Sox ahead for good.
Houston beats New York in 4 games.
WAS/LAD is a sweep for the dodgers, but all 3 games are decided by 2 or fewer runs.
STL/CHC takes the full 5 games. St. Louis wins game 5 by a score of 4-1 in the back-and-forth series.

>LCS
Boston goes up 2-0 in the ALCS, but the Astros, with clutch starts from Keuchel, McCullers, and Charlie Morton, shut down the Sox momentum and come back to win the 7-game series.
The Dodgers win their first 3 against St. Louis. The Cardinals respond with 2 straight wins of their own before being shut out in game 6.

I won't tell you the results of the Houston/Los Angeles World Series, but I will say this: it makes the 2016 contest look relaxed and predictable by comparison.

>>74990063
every year since 2013, "experts" always say they'll finish under .500. they'll probably finish with like 83 wins

>>74990074
>>74990095
>tardinals
>making the playoffs

>>74989747
Matty V > Joe "my adam's apple and hairline get further from one another every month" Buck

>>74990248
>doubting based spaceman

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>>74990095
>tardinals vs lastros world series

>>74990309
Tards will win more games this season than the Chubs.

>>74990248
t. lifelong gay since 1999 and lifelong sucb fan since november 2015

>>74990309
>reading comprehension
or were you too busy making out with your multiple boyfriends to look at your phone long enough to read it all?

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>>74990095

>>74988540
This. Don't even eat at a restaurant even. Just get some Mexican street food outside the park for like four bucks and spend the rest of your money on booze

>>74990389
>doubting the actual results brought to you by an exile from the future

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>>74989270

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>>74990460
>"salami"
>"O K"

>>74990350
bruh, you're a fucking idiot lol. Good job being a living stereotype of a typical Bawstonian.

>>74990531
"Bawstonians" have known more about sports than any fag from Chicago.

>>74990531
prove to us that you're the REAL mo'Lester or stop posting, idiot

>>74989747
>anyone is worse than Joe "let me slobber on Schwarber's cock" Cuck

test

icles

>>74990586
You're not my son; stop pretending

inside

>>74990586
>>74990608
>things that Rougned Odor and mo'Lester both love for $400, alex

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>mfw /mlb/ has been taken over by tripfags

how do we claim back our general, lads?

>>74990649
Odor is GOD. GO RANGERS!

>>74990672
/mlb/ is the least tripfag-infested general there is. quit bitching

>>74990557
Lots of people got a kick out of me saying Addison Russell is clutch (which is true). I know you're just trying to get me to show you my veiny hairy sweaty cock, and I ain't about that, so that's all you're getting faggot.

>>74990672
You don't. this is how /mlb/ is meant to be.

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fuck the giants lmao

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Injuns desu ne
>rags
Soon

>>74990672
we need dg to return to disperse all the new ones

>>74990698
Enjoy Las Vegas.

>>74990698

but the A's are losing

>>74990711
>we need dg to return
please dont ever post here again

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>>74990716
>raidniggers
couldn't be happier
even the memeiorrs are leaving soon

>>74990460

P R O S P E C T S
(Non-Roster Invitees)

Christian Arroyo
>fouls off 9 out of 15 pitches and drawas a walk
>later on ... steals 2nd (advances to 3rd on pick-off error)

Justin Ruggiano
>... with Arroyo at 3rd
>2-run homer

plus ... Tyler Beede
>strong start


The Sacramento RiverCats will have a strong team this year.

>>74990736
>implying I ever left

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Which mascot is literally you, /mlb/?

>>74990757
>only successful team in oakland
>happy they are leaving