Eternal Moreirense Thread - Benfica vs FC Porto edition

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>>74985984
>needing meme magic
>against beneficia
lo

As a sporting fag I advice all foreigners to watch this game, it's the most hated filled rivalry in the western half of Europe, plus benfica will lose which is always fun

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Don't move or I'll shoot

ready to get raped?

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Based Xistra will save us.

>>74987358
should i start watching your league?

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>>74987484
yes

>>74987358
M I T R O G O A L

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for me it's jonas

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beware of sporting fags LARPing as tripeiros
truly a club of cucks

>when you've spent so much time on 4chan that you're unironically cheering for Porto and Leicester because of the memes

Who /sportinguista/ here?

>>74987484
no, just Benfica games

>>74987490
>>74987611
ill start watching because you seem nice

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>>74987358
J U S T

>>74987555
Wait, are there people who don't do this?

Will there be a stream so I can watch your league?

I hope Porto fans get killed on their trip home desu

porto here

>>74987775
obviously

damn is anyone watching the news channels? The cops are already kicking everyone's asses.

I wish I had webms of that flying kick from behind that cop did to that Porto fan that was running away from them.

lol that roundhouse kick from that cop

>>74987867
deserved, when Benfica fans go to Porto we suffer much worse

why are portuguese posters the most autistic of /sp/

What channel is this on?

>>74987897
Benfica TV

already seeing a bunch of Porto fans outside their designated seats, this angers me as fuck, we are too cucked

cmtv changed to a derailed train in Coimbra, who cares though?

fuck Benfica

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Can you see this guy as a keeper for City?
Need the 411 on this guy

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============= THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL THAT AREN'T BRAINLETS =============

THIS THREAD APPEARS TO BE FAVORING PORTO'S INTERNATIONAL SUPPORT. I RECOMMEND ALL TRICAMPEÕES AND ALL OF THE OTHER PEOPLE OF GOOD TASTE TO ABANDON THIS THREAD.

HERE:
>>74987912
>>74987912
>>74987912
>>74987912

>>74987993
no, he wants to do his whole career here, sorry. go get rui patricio or something

>>74988033
neps, uma thread ou os mods começam a apagar isto.

Who should I bet on?

>>74987993
Portista here. He seems good for City. Much better than Caballero and the other one

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ahahaha

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>>74988169
delete

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Peace and love <3

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>>74988108
Porto

These would both be midtable clubs in England

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>>74988245

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>>74988289
Leicester 2016 is better than Everton by the way

ace 40dc2f7d666c780bbd9d160b33a9d2bfedf9d509

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>>74988245

Isn't André Silva playing??

NESTE NOSSO PORTUGAL

get your own national bird, Portugal

>>74988492
no you get a new one

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LALALALALALALALA
LALALALALA
AALALALALALALALALALALLALA

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THE CALL THAT SAVED BENFICA

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GOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Super Bock or Sagres?

Lá vai o boifica ao colo

GOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHUPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>74988492
tHE EAGLE IS A ROMAN SYMBOL FAGGOT

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>>74988627
CHORA

I was in Porto a few weeks ago. Why do some signs say Oporto but other signs say Porto???

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>>74988038
Got some bad news

>>74988706
Oporto is the spanish way of saying it

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>PLEEEEEEEEAAASE watch our leauge
'no'

I'll watch your league if you keep posting dank memes

>>74988745
at least we won one game...

>>74988745
>leauge

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>PORTO

why is porto so bad? and why is mini pereira still not booked?

>>74988727
Obrigado. I watched you beat Nacional. 7-0 whilst I was there great >>74988745
atmosphere

>>74988783
fugg :DD

Which non-frogposter team should I support in Portugal?

>>74988874
Arouca

>1 - 0
lel, fucking porto fanfags

Where is the dumb porto frog poster?

>>74989082
Crying on my elbow.

>>74989098
oh... I .. I want your memes bro...

Kek this is Barça levels of refball

>>74989150
it's always like this.
Porto won all those championchips thanks to this

>>74989184
Thanks to fruta.

S-So this is the power of Porto?

>>74989184
I was talking about Benfica, don't know much of the past seasons

No wonder this guys can't even beat Leicester.
>>74989265
Where is the refball?

>>74989260
kek, 1 shot on target, when they desperately need to win.
and the funniest thing is, they were actually convinced this would be an easy win to them

>>74985984
Nobody would've guessed this would've turned into a laugh @ porto thread
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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>>74989260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7fA_18no1s

Damm right it is. "eats bifana!"

I am watching your league

>>74989322
VIVA Ó MEU BENFICA

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the call that saved porto

Andre Silva >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Soares

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Y-you wouldn't hurt me, right BENFICA?

>>74989416
fuck off bimba, I only date Benfiquistas.

where has this bounty of porto memes come from?

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>>74989416
I'd publish you a book if you catch my drift

>>74989471
one porto fan hyping up the juventus-porto games

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>>74989433

Why do I start sweating from my armpits just from watching these type of games?

It's always painful for me to watch these guys, It's too fucking tense

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>>74989477
There is nothing you can do against us.

>>74989472
you are a publisher?

>>74989274
That penalty c'mon now lad
And Jonas should have seen red for what he did to the Porto coach, that's was a straight up agression

I facking love to get tipsy drinking Port

does that mean Porto are /myguys/ in this game?

>>74989505
It was a penalty. As for Jonas: KEK

>>74989505
Didn't see anything.

>>74989525
>>74989522
C'mon now lads

>>74989491
I do that when I leave the house

>>74989545
It's a penalty. What makes you think it isn't?

>>74989505
pls don't watch our league

(you're clueless)

>>74989380
Can I get a quick rundown?

>>74989409
No.

mmmm, liga nosh, makes me hungry

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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FILHO DA PUTA DO MAXI

GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL

MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI MAXI!

LAMPIÕES S E E T H I N G

wew the shitposting tonight is gonna be quite something

damn, maybe everyone should be watching this league

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>>74989660

lol that celebration from mini, so salty

>>74989658
nah, a tie is still good enough for Benfica. Porto is weak away and they go to Chaves, Maritimo and Braga, and Porto won't win tonight

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>maxi
This kills the lampião

FUCKING MAXI PAD

NAO VI O CARALHO DO GOLO FDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>74989730
Foi um lance à matraquilhos

lol it was a penalty there for mitroglou

EDERSON GOAT

>>74989787
LOL

>Liga NOS
>No cars

>>74989787
Nah

>>74989820
gajos, era penal?

>>74989853
para mim era

Portuguese sounds funny

GODSILLAS

FODA-SE FILHO DA PUTA DO CASINHAS

fucking casillas

>Casillas tauting fans
kek

RUN MOTHERFUCKER!! RUN!!!!

i want to give casillas a hug and tell him it will be ok

keksillas has been delivering in the big games this season

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>>74987358
>PLEASE WATCH OUR LEAAAAAAAGUE

pathetic.

Bite his leg off!

come on porto

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goal coming

>>74987358
>plus benfica will lose

NEVAH!!! YOU NORTHERN TOLKIEN ORC.

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o maxi celebrou? como?

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>>74989948
it better be us

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GOOOOOOOOOOLO-jk Aprils Fools!!!

>>74989900
who cares about that nigger, jonas wasted two goals, fucking awful

All the dumb pepe posting makes me like you I don't know why

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what stream r u fags using?

>>74989965
fuck
got me!

CASILASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>74989952
provocou os adeptos, é um porco vestido de azul, não me surpreende

foda-se lmao

M A S S A C R E

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>>74989966
I just want to know

quando é que o Otavio entra?

Casillas to real when?

CASILLASSSSSSSSSSSS

this casillas lad seems a prospect

omg casillas

what the fuck?????

>>74989981
what? it's wasted goals by benfica forwards, his defenses are just average

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>>74989977
CHECKED

HAHAHA BENFICA CAN'T SCORE

>>74989996
never ever

Real Madrid should buy Casillas he's very good

this fucking commentator, always praising casillas, I hate our club so much sometimes

was Luisão shit talking to Maxi in that last corner? lmao

our forwards are being shit, it's just that

>>74990033
he's right. he saved porto last season. and he's saving today

>>74990045
Obviously

if we don't win this game, we don't deserve to win this championshiip, fuck rui vitoria

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I believe in Rafa

>>74990054
no. our forwards should just need to learn how to shoot

>>74990072
Only when he shaves all of that

GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1 GOL 2-1

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>>74990094
was it us , time traveler?

>>74990107
no :(

>>74990107
no :)

COME ON ETERNAL ALLIES BENFICA!

>>74990107
no ;)

el peruANO

Fode-te Jonas. Não é penal

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>>74990148
scholes goal in 2004 was clean

2 meme coaches on the benches, in the most important match of the season.
how will people gonna want to watch our league?

BY THE POWER OF AFRICAN SORCERY, RISE EUSÉBIO AND MAKE A GOAL TO BENFICA!! RISE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnAdUzcs61o

ONDE É QUE ESTÁ OTÁVIO?

>>74990171
jej

>>74990171
>FCP
Disgusting take Mourinho back plz

PENALTY PORTO

NO WAY

>el peruANO

>>74990193
in a heartbeat, naive oldest ally

PERU WILL TRY THEIR BEST

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we should have won the game before this

fuck nuno

Mini is such a pig, he is in the right club

o zbording vai fazer-nos um favor

>>74990256
assumindo que o porto ganha também né

commentator is a fucking animal. he's hoping someone to become an hero

>>74990270
porto dont have to play sporting

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You know remember Maniche

>pls watch out league

we will win the championship by one point again
kek

>>74990299
>implying Sporting
>implying implications

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s-sporting pls

I don't think this semen-slurping league is for me.

>>74990313
Oh yeah.

wow, really made me watch your league

>>74990313
delet

how didnt benfica win this? are they cursed or something?

>>74990299
porto has a tougher calendar
Braga, Maritimo and Chaves away. Maritimo is always difficult for Porto, and they lost to chaves this year already.
Benfica is good against sporting, we got this

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>>74990320
>the state of porcos

>>74990313
ocasional blootter man

>>74990339
Cursed to be shit

>>74990320
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>74990339
we didn't deserve to win to be honest, this is a discount porto, our coach is weak, this team should win this championship easily.

>>74990320
>Having to rely on Sporting

>>74990341
>Benfica is good against sporting, we got this
famous last words

>>74989983
stay salty :^)

>>74990370
the state of portofags

>>74990373
what do you mean? it's true, we have more wins than sporting in Alvalade, for the league.
it's you that are usually weak against them, while we are weak against you. a tie was not bad at all for benfica

>>74990368
We played better though. Porto seemed very confortable with the draw. Small team mentality

How did Portugal not win Euro 2004, they're squad was GOAT

>>74990395
>rui "vitoria" in charge of beating jesus

Based porto on their way to the title

>>74990411
we should played even better, they are shit, if we lose this championship rui vitoria HAS to be fired.

>>74990417
scolari was tactically clueless
1-7 was another evidence

>>74990417
>not redpilled enough to realize how powerful greece was

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>>74990326
>kek

>>74990420
we won the last two games against him. sporting have loser mentality against benfica.

>>74990448
>Sporting have Jesus mentality against Benfica.
FTFY

>>74990427
they dont deserve it,not even close. started playing like shit, still playing like shit
almost wish sporting should take it

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>>74990427
Thanks, Hamsik

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TIME TO DROP SOME FRESH NEW PORTO PEPES!

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>>74990486
>Imagem71

Please pinto go get marco silva

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>>74990503
Marco Silva needs to win Premier League with Hull City and Ballon d'Or Evandro first

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STOP WATCHING OUR LEAGUE NOW

that was a bit of an anti-climax..

>>74990486
>>74990510
>>74990535
>>74990555
>>74990568
>>74990601

saved

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>>74990666
Thanks, TripLord! Don't forget to use them

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>>74990510
If I pull that off... Will you die?

I don't think this semen slurping league is for me guys.

>>74990692
Why is he such a winner?

>>74990958
Ok. Sorry for improving James, Jackson and Quintero

>>74991068
>Quintero
>improving

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>>74990464
>they dont deserve it

>>74990339
Benfica is cursed, but it's on an european Level

Why do the handful of Portuguesefags on /sp/ produce so much OC?

>>74992397
We are very efficient when it comes to do nothing useful.

>>74992397
It's just one guy, the portofag and it's literally just
>Open photoshit
>Do select/inverse selection on Pepe
>Open new layer
>copy paste FCP/Benfica/Sportlel emblem onto the selection
>Save as jpg/PNG
>Post on 4chan
I wish mods would already ban this turbo faggot

>>74990692
>Apresentação1
Andas a fazer esta merda por cima dos trabalhos da escola, ó urso? Aposto uqe és um puto.

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>>74992481
REEEEE I'M HERE AS WELL POSTING LITTLE HELPERS AND SPAMMING WATCH OUR LEAGUE

>>74992717
kys

>>74992481
Only sensible thing to do is rangeban poortugal

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>>74992892
I..I will

Monkey scored, nice.


Since when does he play for Porto though, I thought he played for Benfica

>>74992717
i will watch 1 of your games if you watch one of the NHL playoff games

>>74993231
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74993261
Sure, can I support the Rangers?

>>74992916
no pls :(

>>74992916
This is all I have...

>>74993306
It was a nice goal

Thought Cervi would change the match but he didn't deliver.

I'm kinda apprehensive tbph senpai

>>74993458
The last good "winger" we had was Di Maria.

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what did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUo8PRwcsqk&feature=youtu.be&t=34m20s&duration=10

>>74992514
Tenho 13 anos e três quartos! Já não sou um puto!

>>74996334
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDSSSS
ban him

>>74985984
I'm lost as fuck right now

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>>74996968
Repeat after me: E Pluribus Unum

>all these fucking Porto Pepes
There are so fucking many now I got to make a folder for them

>>74996334
Ahahaha nunca viste o Sporting campeão lmao

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>>74998305
That is the right choice, Feher

>>74998305
I'm saving them all tbqh

>>74997671
those are stale and rancid memes doe

lads, /ourguys/ Moreirense are about to get raped in Setúbal

>>74998305
Most of them are shit

>>74999440
Well, I'd be surprised if a portuguese immigrant in switzerland wasn't a vinhofica-loving lisbon-dick-sucking faggot and a massive cuckhold.

>moreirense

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>tfw Canelas fan

>>75001521
Two referees killed.

Just shut Canelas down

>>75001521
>super macacos doing super macaquisses

>>74989455
do you spend your entire day making these pics?

>>75005731
Nah. It's really quick. Making about seven pepes takes me only one hour

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>>75006215
How much does Nespra pays you per hour?

Is it around zero compensation?

>>75006297
About one mole of C17H21NO4-Benzoylmethylecgonine

Oh wait, I though you meant Rui Vitória

>>74992916
This please.
This site ruined my life.

Also:

MODS ARE KEKS

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>>75009135

>mole

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>>75009699
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mole_(unit)

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>>75010734
Are you feeling sad about the colonial war stopping when Benfica played?

Visão: Ainda sonha com a guerra?
António Lobo Antunes: (...) Apesar de tudo, penso que guardávamos uma parte sã que nos permitia continuar a funcionar. Os que não conseguiam são aqueles que, agora, aparecem nas consultas. Ao mesmo tempo havia coisas extraordinárias. Quando o Benfica jogava, punhamos os altifalantes virados para a mata e, assim, não havia ataques.

V: Parava a guerra?
ALA: Parava a guerra. Até o MPLA era do Benfica. Era uma sensação ainda mais estranha porque não faz sentido estarmos zangados com pessoas que são do mesmo clube que nós. O Benfica foi, de facto, o melhor protector da guerra. E nada disto acontecia com os jogos do Porto e do Sporting, coisa que aborrecia o capitão e alguns alferes mais bem nascidos. Eu até percebo que se dispare contra um sócio do Porto, mas agora contra um do Benfica?

V: Não vou pôr isso na entrevista...
ALA: Pode pôr. Pode pôr. Faz algum sentido dar um tiro num sócio do Benfica?

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>>75011473
There are a lot of things that make me think twice about calling myself portuguese, like the centralism-benfica duality, wife beaters like you encouraging it, the propaganda around the club, but a bunch of niggers like a club designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator isn't one.
>Mfw the permanently irate dumber Lobo Antunes sibling living in the shadow of his brother keeps trying to be controversial so people will listen to him

>>75011473
>niggers love benfica
Why would anyone envy benfica over this?

>>74989512
Not just in this game