Merseyside Derby match thread #2

1st for anime

Barkley is fucking abysmal.

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>>74981923
NOW WITH 100% MORE ASSISTS

Say it with me: Lucas is
>W O R L D C L A S S
>O
>R
>L
>D

>C
>L
>A
>S
>S

If this game goes on long enough, Liverpool Captain Lucas will still get MOTM, mark my words

>Redknapp
what a fucking retard

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first for herr klopp

>>74982191
bump

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>>74982203
Good cunt

NEVERTON

>>74982213
we all know it mr monkey no one likes to say it tho

Pennington might be the worst player I've seen play in the pl


Dude is terrified

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>>74982203

>>74982208
buch of ugly lads desu

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tfw going to finish 5th

Why's that faggot's socks so low?

Hope someone breaks his shins desu

>>74982239
Nice false flag

>>74982231
find the evertonians that are going to be 96'd

Jagielka you fat cunt.

Who will be the next Everton player to get away with a stamp?

I say Davies

is lukaku even playing

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>>74982213
Inb4 he gives a penalty or a crucial free kick

How fucking dirty are Everton players? What a scummy club.

>>74982242
hows the shire frodo?

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it's half-time

you know what to post

>Due to cuts in government funding for the arts and our spring break trip to mootxico, we've had to combine a few boards. Try and make some new friends!
What did gookmoot mean by this

how fucking scummy is dross barkley?

he should have got a red card in both derbies this year

fuck that utter cunt

Reminder Everton should have had 5 of their players sent off

Disgusting refball

>Due to cuts in government funding for the arts and our spring break trip to mootxico, we've had to combine a few boards. Try and make some new friends!

Jesus lads.

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>you now remember the international break

>>74982250
pooman is playing him as a target man.

>long ball
>head down to pooington
>pooington passes to barkley
>barkley runs straight and loses the ball or gets a corner

rinse and repeat

>>74982258
Pretty good mang, hows the mexican family next door?

>>74982259
POST SLUGS
POST SLUGS
POST SLUGS

>>74982268
BIG

>>74982268
Mane in BLACKED when?

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>>74982241

>>74982278
will the girl have to wear an everton kit?

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>>74982213
>who scored

>implying someone that has aspirations of being a swimmer can practice in a pool that's barely 4 metres long

What a shit dad.

>Lukaku invisible in big games again
>Barkley still shit despite "chances created"

If Everton get more than £50m for the two of them they are laughing

>>74982268
what were they looking at?

>>74982280
Granger?

>>74982280
Who's the girl on the left?

>>74982291
God

>>74982280
>chestlets

no thx

>>74982289
Blame the system, always keeping a nigga down

>>74982294
Fatbelly McNotits

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WHERE ARE THE SHLAGS?

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BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPP

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>>74982265
Hiro what are you doing

>>74982285
Great defending

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hello this is sport

>>74982285
>oh no he's running at me what do I do save me Ronald

haven't eaten anything today yet haha

>>74982265
dumb potatonigger

>>74982302
face looks like she should be tender but she's thicc

>>74982270
Pedros fine. He's not fond of the snow though. Everyone there still fruity fucks wishing they were Australian?

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>>96

>>74982294
Seconding this

>>74982302
Bet lying on that is uncomfortable as fuck.

GIRLS FONT LIKE BOYS GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MANE

>>74982315
Yeah pretty much. More wishing to be further from maoris more than anything

>>74982285
>that defending

and they don't even have johnny pebbles to blame any more

>''massive derby''
>can literally hear players and coaches yelling throughout
>people still persist with the famous anfield atmosphere meme

>>74982270
lol move to the gold coast with the rest of your degenerate "cuz"'s, bru

>>74982280
I've seen this porn

>>74982265
Would actually be fun to combine some boards for a limited period, if it was done right

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>>74982311
>getting rused

>>74982329
Post link lad

>>74982294
Sydney cole

>>74982318
SSSSSAAAAAAUUUUCCCCEEEE
>pls

>>74982310
me neither lad haha

had 4 large coffees already though haha

#caffeinelad

>>74982324
I thought you guys did that bullshit dance in a lot of schools. Just some autistic rural tradition?

>>74982326
it was GOAT in the opening 10 minutes, then I guess they all got tired and sat down

>>74982326
>what is a shotgun mic

Seriously is this your first televised football match?

>>74982341
Yep, mostly for the nogs. I couldn't give less of a fuck desu

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Lads ... lads ... NIGGER!

Happy April fools.

>>74982338
its Proxy Paige, no idea what the specific video is

what boards have been combined?

>>74982349
Lmao dude!!

>>74982288
Not to mention they'll still have to drive to practice. Her coach isn't going to come to their house.

>>74982350
was she always this thicc? may have missed a trick here

>>74982349
Lol xD

webm of das it mane

>this one guy narrating all the Irish ads

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>>74982259

yes

>>74982351
/pol/ and /tv/

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>Stella Artrois ending world water shortage

Slavoj is never wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P18UK5IMRDI

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>>74982340
>mdw

>>74982335
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5805861c382cb

enjoy x

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All the "top" clubs in the Premier League have terrible stadium atmosphere and are libraries for most of every game despite Sky trying to force excitement

prove me wrong

can't come up with a good april fool lads

>>74982377
Your country

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>>74982331
>i was only pretending to be retarded

>>74982368
they've been combined for at least a year already

>>74982356
Why has her dad got her involved in a hobby where she's half dressed all the time anyway? Why is he there at every practice?

Dodgy cunt.

>>74982349
(you)

>>74982377
Home to the EU commission

>>74982374
truth

literally always only hear away fans besides the short chanting after the home scores

>>74982374
it's true

>prem clubs can't just have a couple thousands seats right behind one of the goals where lads can get in for cheap with their mates and sing all game

so fucking greeding

>>74982368
/pol/ just bled out to every other board

>>74982374
OOOOOH MANE MANE TERERERETETE OOOOOH MANE MANE TERERERETETE OOOOOH MANE MANE TERERERETETE OOOOOH MANE MANE TERERERETETE OOOOOH MANE MANE TERERERETETE OOOOOH MANE MANE TERERERETETE OOOOOH MANE MANE TERERERETETE OOOOOH MANE MANE TERERERETETE

>>74982399
shut up germany

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>not being a chevy guy

>April already

how's the gf 2017 going on for you anons?

We just got merged with /a/, refresh the page.

>>74982405
can't argue with dubs now, can you la?

>>74982396
there's too many old people

>American adverts on this stream
Fucking hell, how do these actually work on people.

>>74982410
it's not

>>74982372
*has a cheeky wank*

>>74982407
>muslim weebshit

Sounds like a confusing childhood. You just in it for the young girls?

>It's another Firmino does nothing, and avoids criticism episode

>le run in straight lines into crowds of opposition players man

Why is Pennington still on?

>>74982410
I've actually ended up with a small harem of fembots at my new job because I'm one of the only guys working there

could probably have my pick but they're all single for a reason, they all have annoying traits

>>74982412
/o/ and /m/ got merged though

>>74982416
They don't, they work on Americans though

Studge when?

>>74982424
Here's an early
>you

>>74982416
Superliminal messaging

Going to buy a chevy lads

>>74982368
its about time it was made official

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>>74982421
I'm just another man who loves cute things

>>74982436
3 weeks

>>74982416
>Americans
>people

They elected a game show host to be president.

>that defending

>>74982410
I talked to a cashier yesterday when I accidentally chose the wrong plums on the self serve machine

I reckon she wants it lads

>>74982447
>that RARE
R
A
R
E

oh my god what the fuck is this ref doing

>>74982410
i am monitoring the situation

>>74982410
terrible to be quite frank. living on my own for the first time yet still not even managed a one night stand despite going out quite often.

>the fucking state of Barkley

Why do teams want to buy this moron?

>>74982465
it really isn't, newfag

if Sturridge is done, what kind of striker could Liverpool go for in the summer?

the top tier of player is beyond them

>>74982469
Can I stay over

>>74982410
I am having more sex.

>>74982465
Not really

lol if barkley "accidentally" stamped Can they'd be 96'ing themselves rn

>>74982410
my gf is fat lads
>wat do

mane dead

Is your foot meant to bend that far?

>>74982469
>>74982478
Can WE stay over?

>>74982465
American education

rip mane

>Mane and Lallana ded

this is the end

>>74982476
unironically Shane Long

please not Mane

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>>74982410
I want loli gf

>>74982476
don't need a "striker", need more floaty forward types that can switch in and out with the current front three

>>74982476
Shane Long

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>my little politics

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>>74982474
>>74982480
>>74982493
april fools :^)

>>74982485
"Hun, I wanna lose some weight and thinking of going to the gym. I know I won't stick with it myself, will you come with to help motivate me"

so that wasn't a foul but can walking over an everton player who fell over is, and barkley is on the pitch despite 2 red card offences

right, got you, ref

>Ross Barkley has flattered to the sea today

What did Jamie Redknapp mean by this?

>>74982465

Fucking newfags, get back to/b/ and do your time

>>74982485
>wat do
Post nudes

>>74982485

take her for jogs/to the gym

R I P

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Lol what the fuck is he doing?

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>>74982465
embarrassing

HEEM

F

Mané is kill ;.;

Fuck

kek, even an injured mane is still contributing to the game by time wasting like a pro

season's over for us now

I once saw someone post with an English flag, how?

>>74982478
>>74982491

alright, but you'll have to blow up the air mattress yourselves

DAS NOT IT MANE

nu

2-2 incoming

>purposefully rolling back onto the pitch
hope he's seriously injured

>>74982485
other women

>lying down playing dead like there's a militia in his village

>>74982527
with mouth?
>dutch hospitality

how do i get a job lads ?

Mane is finished.

>>74982501
the face of his tongue a few frames later kills me everytime

>>74982526
Are you sure that it wasn't the flag of Georgia?

fifth yellow for barkley dive?

mane webm

>>74982538
firm hand shake and a can do attitude meight

>>74982526
Was probably isle of man desu

>>74982538
>Walk into a factory
>Find the manager
>Look into his eyes, give him a firm handshake
>Say i want a job

It's really not that hard kiddo.

>>74982538
just bee urself

>colgate

>>74982551
>factory
these don't exist in the first world

>>74982527
>not having extra matresses laying around for when your friends are too drunk and lose their keys.

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>>74982538
don't ask me

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>mfw you now remember Liverlel's results without Mane earlier this year

>>74982538
So easy to find jobs here in Aus. What qualifications do you have? Took me like 1 day to get a job here when I moved to Australia in November.

>>74982538
there are no jobs lad

>>74982538
Make sure your mom is in a management job somewhere and then tell her you need a job

origi is shit get him off

>>74982549
pretty sexist desu

RIP Poverton

>>74982557
Well it's a good thing he lives in Australia then

>>74982563
BLADDY FOREIGNERS TAKING AUSSIE JOBS

Everton blown the fuck out

>>74982568
XDDD (you)!!!

>>74982563
>>74982564
well which is it you cunts?

ORIGOAT

>>74982568
ENOUGH

Joel Robles doesn't feel like diving today.

HOLY SHIT ORIGI

DO YOU SMELL

ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT ORIGOAT

YA FOOKIN SOOK

>>74982532
(you)

DIVOCK

>>74982285


le cout inside man

>>74982568
>posting while at the game

Origigigigigigigigigiiigigigigigigigigigiggigi

>>74982563
melshit in uni worked a woolies for a month apart from that nothing

>>74982563
charismatic normies get out

>that goalkeeping

>>74982568
I like this meme

>>74982568
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One more Liverpool goal and I win $40 lads

SHAMBOLIC

The absolute state of Robles.

P A T H E T I C G O A L K E E P I N G

what the fuck is robles doing today?

This Neverton GK is shit

>Robles

Result would be the same with a plank in the goal.

FREE STEKELENBURG

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>>74982568

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>cowman defending

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>QTINHO's assist

Guess who's back in form, motherfuckers.

>Barkley is now platinum mad

kek, he will get sent off for sure

I hope that Anon in the first gamethread went through with his bet...

Holy smokes haha I am here on my first day on 4chan with this fine /sports/ community and you are all so frickin awesome. I just wanna let you know I will be staying here for the time being before I head back to r/soccer in a few weeks.

Lukaku is going to fuck off to Chelsea now right?

Fuck off

>>74982568
delet dis

>>74982576
The other cunt is just lazy. Aussies are lazy cunts who don't want to work and then complain when people who come here and actually do want to work get jobs.

>>74982595
And what kind of jobs are you looking for? I mean if you don't have many qualifications you need to do one of two things, start working from the bottom or lie out of your ass on your resume.

>>74982596
I have the autism like you bro. Still easy as fuck to find jobs.

>>74982604
robbing less balls than he should

xD

williams and barkley could have had about five reds between them today

CAN DED

barkley's getting sent off in the net ten minutes lads

>>74982617
fuck off

Everton tactics: Kill Liverpool

>Koeman's tactic is to just injure our players

LMAO JUST KILL EVERYONE

Cheeky Everton lads injuring all the Liverpool players

>>74982610
Olympics is in the bag m8 for sure

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>>74982606
Plank would've done better

>>74982629
As if this is a bad thing

Everton are such dirty cunts

knew they couldn't win today so a "victory" for them is to try and just hurt liverpool players

Lmao Everton depleting liverpools squad, excellent

>it's another everton murderball episode

>>74982617
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

/sp/ is the best for comfy off topic discussion

FUCK OFF
BLUE SHITE


rip in pieces cans knee

Liverpool were the bad guys during the Hillsbarra era, Everton are the bad guys in the modern day

>>74982621
by the way you type I can be absolutely certain you are not an autism

>>74982621
example of how to lie on resume friend? i cant just write down jobs that i have never done can i?

>>74982636
that's a victory for football desu

YOU HAVEN'T WON A TROPHY YOU HAVEN'T WON A TROPHY YOU HAVEN'T WON A TROPHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

SINCE NINETY NINETY FIVE

I'm ok with Can dead

so by my count

barkley - 9 red cards

williams 3 red cards

tom davies 2 yellows at least

why do we get refballed so much

I wish Can crushed Barkley's skull desu

https://www.reddit.com/r/Everton/comments/62rnth/match_thread_liverpool_v_everton_merseyside_derby/

ASHLEY DID NOTHING WRONG

>>74982645
It is. Ironically, it's also the board with the most autistic moderation of off topic discussions

Klopp looks like he's bro's with all the lads, very cute

>>74982655
TELL YER MA YER MA TO WIPE AWAY ALL YER TEARS NO TROPHY FOR TWENNY TWO YEARS TELL YER ME YER MA

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>>74982631

why is klopp wearing a black band around his arm?

Everton is a Shithole, proper rundown

>>74982660
Lel almost as bad as toffeeweb

>>74982652
yes but keep it at reasonable level. say youve done little bits of work experience here and there. worst comes to worst get a really shitty paid job like bar-staff or working the roads

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I scooped some of my diarrhoea out of the toilet this morning and put it in my dad's coffee haha

april fools!

can't believe it's not butter

>>74982670
In memory of Sadio Mané

>>74982670
fit bit

>>74982670
Brexit

Everton are havin' a laugh t b h

barkley is SO shit

>>74982659
Barkley is a big lad with mong strength. Not sure Can could take him desu, would be an interesting fight

>>74982670
for all his players that Everton has murdered

Come on Everton, we want more Liverpool injuries. Mane was an excellent choice, someone break coutinhos ankle next

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>>74982666

he is

>>74982670
Holocaust memorial

>>74982674
thanks lad

>>74982660


Reddit is great for small hobbyist communities to talk about on-topic shit. This is:

>Football fans
>Based in >Liverpool
>On reddit
>A site featuring only autistic faggots

Just kill that subreddit now.

>>74982672

fuck off paki

give it to me straight lads, can Liverpool stay in top 3?

>>74982670
he's ze führer

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Break Lukaku's legs

>>74982663
It's not ironic, one of those things directly caused the other (also, /a/)

>fouls 13:8
>cards 0:3

refball desu

ref is such a dirty cunt

Can wouldn't have done that tackle if the red blew for the defender literally grappling Origi

>>74982693
tfw only bus parking teams left to play

>>74982693
They will finish 2nd

>>74982686
where the fuck did you get my family's christmas photos from?

Do you rate Lukaku?

>>74982660
I too like watching kopites getting hurt as much as the next toffee.

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>>74982677
>>74982678
>>74982679
>>74982683
>>74982688
>>74982695

Who the fuck is this Holgate mong?

>>74982652
Yes you can. For example if you're looking for an office job that requires using Microsoft Word/Excel and you've never done this in a previous job, just create a fake job and add that in there. Then get a friend to lie about being your manager and give you a good reference. Of course don't write too big of a lie because it will come out once you're hired. But when I was starting out in the workforce I lied a lot on my resume.

These days a lot of employers are beyond retarded expecting 2+ years experience for an entry level job. How are people who just graduated uni able to get a job when they don't have the 2 years of experience? The only logical answer is to lie.

>>74982692
Kek

>>74982708
ze internets

>>74982696
Can Lukaku even get injured?

Better to aim for a smaller twink. Baines, Borkly, Gueye.

BASED MIGS THE GOAT

Everton v Liverpool in all competitions since 99/00

5 wins
14 draws
19 losses

How can one team be so completely useless?

BASED MIG

UNDERRATED DESU

>>74982714
>get a friend

y-yeah

>>74982711
can she be /ourgirl/?

good save migs

HOW DO YOU FUCKING MISS HOLY SHIT

>>74982711
it's because ronnie moran, ex-liverpool legend, died during the international break

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>>74982713
MODS

>>74982725

Well she's miserable and contemplating why the fuck she's even on this planet to her friend, so yeah, 4chan material

>>74982729
be a blueshite

>>74982713
he can't even shoot properly

1/10 gore

>Neverton

>>74982724
>get your mom

De Gea > Courtois > Lloris > Migs > Cech >>> Bravo

>>74982730
I thought it was for someone called Mr. Football???

>>74982729
if everton actually won it would throw their world into disorder

they subconsciously want to lose, it's all they know

>>74982416
brand reinforcement, literally so when you go into a shop and see 2 brands, you recognise one and buy it as it seems more familier, for example I doubt you can tell the difference between name brand and cheap fruit juice, but you'll still pay double for Tropicana because you always hear of it

that's 90% of the effectiveness of advertising

>>74982709
Nope overrated misses too many easy chances - will probably be best striker in pl in a few seasons tho

>>74982686
finland?

Barkley is disastrous.

>>74982743
>Australia
>mOm

what did he mean by this?

Reminder that Everton usually come alive in the last 20 minutes of games

Reminder that it's in the script for Lukaku to score at least once today

Don't feel too comfortable 96ers

>>74982750

It's true, I was convinced for years the effectiveness of a "good brand" quality hand-soap.

It's all just the same shit in the end

>>74982756
this

>>74982714
actually helpful that you loads my dude

>we are winning and need defensive stability
>send in the children

>>74982760
4-2 loss it is then

>/mlpol/

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Anyone else have a little pepe in the bottom left corner of his stream? Lel