Merseyside Derby match thread 1

this will end 1-1

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who the fuck is this smug fuck?

who /LEEDS/ here?

>the state of premier league european spot contenders' midfields and benches

>Lucas

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reminder that pre-match Simpsons kino is on Channel 4

>>74981212
>implying Lucas isn't an absolute /clublegend/

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>friendliest derby in the world la
>can e borrow a tenner tho la, don't want to meet my mate stanley

the utter state of that everton lineup

watching cooking shows til kick off

>2017
>lucas is still at our club

OUT OUT OUT

>>74981228
post stream la

>>74981212
>>74981218
he's top 50 in all time liverpool appearances and been playing here for 10 years

nothing to sniff at in the modern game

>>74981238
If nothing else, he's loyal

>>74981233
http://tvplayer.com/watch/foodnetwork

jamie at home is apex comfy

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Time for the yearly 'Neverton come crashing back to reality' event

>>74981247
he smart, he loyal

>>74981238
that tells a lot about liverpool in the past 10 years

>>74981282
perhaps, but clubs aren't made by just the good years

he's a notable part of liverpool's history, even if it was one of the more sparse parts of that history

>living on a prayer
scouse music taste

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Who /a/BLiverpool here

>Time to get fucking thrashed

I FUCKING HATE MERSEYSIDE DERBY'S REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

But seriously, Everton don't have a single fucking chance to win today.

>>74981307
Here

>>74981307
>Milan still salty about Istanbul

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>tfw April fools
>tfw won't know if the ref is just engaging in some cheeky banter with each decision

Lollerpool fan here. They're due one massively here. If they win i wouldn't be arsed if it wasn't for the fact they'll completely forget it's been that long since they won

They've been unbearable with the stadium recently and a spawny win that they're due will only increase this

>>74981313
neverton can't lose at anfield forever

>>74981273
Who is thi--

>tattoo

DROOOOOOOOOPPED

>>74981336
>They've been unbearable with the stadium recently

I remember when Hicks and Gillet built Liverpool a new stadium.

which team does the liverpoolian elite support?

>>74981360
they own horses

for me it's Mersyside Derby.

>>74981360
liverpool

the executive boxes at goodison are made of cardboard

For him it's sky sports one

>>74981369
What is the worse, most irrelevant derby in the premier league?

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For me it's Mersyside Blue.

>>74981377
probably one of the london ones

>>74981369
For me it's Newcastle and that red team from the area, and aston villa vs birmingham

what's the most famous tv/celebrity Everton fan?

>>74981389
only one of those four teams are in the premier league right now

Evertonians only know what it feels like to lose this game

they probably involuntarily hope to lose because winning would destroy the only reality they know

More like Bond... Old Bond.

>Over 2.5 goals

Everton with a weakened defence and Liverplop being plop in defence. Surely there will be 3 goals in this???

>>74981395
Silvester Stallone

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Blue is the right side

need abit of needle for me mixed with a old fashioned ground
reminder they call this the friendly derby

>>74981395
jamie carragher
robbie fowler
steve mcmanaman
steven gerrard

bonus for wayne rooney

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>6 of Evertons players are 23 or younger

might put a cheeky bet on an Everton own goal

real derby goals are instantaneously followed by pitch invasions

>>74981395
Pooney

>>74981401
Doubt it. Lukaku is usually quiet in big games and Liverpool chance conversion is awful.

>>74981401
These games are always unwatchable shit 1-0s.

>>74981424
maybe in the conference

Can and Lucas are so bloody slow, and Gini isn't good at being the main attacking midfielder

going to be a slow game desu

Historically, what's the third best football team from Liverool and Manchester?

>>74981371
liverpool boxes are reserved for retarded american celebrities that only follow football to boost their twitter followers

>>74981436
everton easily

everton are probably fourth all time after arsenal, maybe fifth behind chelsea now

>>74981413
U CANT WIN EL SPOT WITH KIDS LMFAO!!"!"

>>74981436
Liverpool.

>>74981436
Everton, Man City are a Championship club at best that have been injected with money

Why can't Cornwall teams perform?

>>74981436
Everton

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>>74981360
>>74981395
>>74981436
>>74981449

>>74981433
https://youtu.be/wg9WL9Nxhfg

>>74981449
there's not really any major population centres in cornwall

the real question is why bristol teams can't perform

>le touch the badge, chest bump, down with the people man

Can you believe the government actually allowed the Hillsborough conspiracy theorists to win

>>74981453
que foi macaco?

streaming:

streams.notahoneypot.me

Realistically what would happen if you tried to walk alone in Liverpool?

how can everton even compete with that atmosphere?

What a fucking tin pot stadium.

>>74981463
have a good time la

Go liverpool desu

>>74981463
You'd slip

How to Anfield:
>sing silly song before kick off
>remain silent for 90 minutes
>repeat said silly song just before the end*
*if losing, remain silent

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Evton will wil 2-3

t knower

say it with me

>LUCAS

>>74981463
some scary scally girls would probably humiliate you and tell you that your penis is small

>>74981456
unfortunately they are all from Bristol

>>74981463
a friendly young lad would come up to you and ask would you like to join him and his mates at the pub for a pint and a chin wag

>>74981474
Leivapool?

>>74981476
It's not small though

SIGN ON

Liverpool is such a cult it's scary.

Imagine being one of these lot. Fuckin weirdos.

wtf I hate james bond now

was that daniel craig

this hillsborough song is fucking embarrassing, it must stop

>>74981463
not much lad, its actually pretty safe and actually quite a nice looking city. much better than the concrete jungle that is manchester.
also its whiter

Sitting in silence for 88 minutes and singing at the start and end of a match counts as atmosphere?

for me it's merseyside blue

BOND SPOTTED

>>74981472
One of these is not like the other.

what do you think of old people at football grounds

HOW CAN EVERTON COMPETE WITH 007?

>>74981482
prove it

Stream? Firstrows gone to shit these days.

so some old cunt died. get on with the game.

>>74981496
they should move to the main stand and let younger lads sing on the kop

>>74981505
soccerstreams you dumb fuck

RIP mr football

Does anyone else hear them singing Pogba instead of walk on?

>>74981496
should be culled. not my dad though.

Give the song a fucking break you predictable cunts.

>>74981469
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
go fuck off back to your earth quake riddled shit hole

>Bugsy
Why are the english so shit at nicknames?

>I expect you to win

>>74981496
I like them because they aren't likely to calling me names

>>74981505
SBS mate

>>74981205
4-2 everton

>>74981505
world game app lad. Watching it on my ipad

Jurgen Klapp

Lads, should I still use acestream? Where the links at?

love old Bugelsy

great lad

Mr Liverspool

going to Lidl, can I buy something sports related so I don't get banned for this post?

>>74981445
hopefully it will work

>passed away during international break

I know that feel

>>74981530
Georgie Clapp Tbh

>>74981494
remember when he shot Gerard to make Chelsea win the league?

>>74981505
Don't tell anyone lad.

drury/beglin on NBCSN

way better than sky sports

only available in America, stream is run by a jew in Israel what did he mean by this

>>74981542
No, when was that

>>74981547
>greatest ally

>20 seconds in
>Barkley already murdering people

Some things just never change.

>>74981543
lol sorry.
http://www.247hd.info/hd1.php

anyone else having a cheeky pre match beer watching this?

>Korean advertisement in an all english league

gross desu

>>74981534
grab me a powerpod

>>74981552
>greatest ally

>Pes commentators

COMFY

kek, reddit changed everyones badge to their rivals for april fools

>>74981552
does it work well for you m80?

the server is in europe

>>74981567
Works fine.

More like LuBlacku

atmosphere is gonna suck. how many people in the liverpool team actually give a shit about this derby? not a single one.

>>74981558
I had a virgin vodka & orange

this is so chaotic

>>74981566
that's quite funny

mootibum should do this with flags

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>>74981559
u wot white boy?

Who the flying fuck is Calvert-Lewin, and why is he playing ahead of Mirallas?

>>74981566
HAHA WHAT WILL THOSE LADS AT REDDIT DO NEXT

Does that guy who posts his sweeties still post?

>>74981578
haha yeah imagine if my flag was not the one where I come from but actually a different one from a whole different country

truly mad my fellow lads

>Be Dominic Calvert Lewin
>Can't get into league one side
>A couple months later starting in the Premier League

How did this happen?

>>74981589
yes, but he's slimming down for his wedding, so isn't eating shit any more

>>74981589
He was eaten by the giant pink fluffy monster

thanks israel, very good stream

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>wearing your socks low ironically

>>74981598
Good, fat cunt. He take those fucking Christmas decorations down?

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>>74981550

>>74981584
Young nigga who scored in their last game I think.

>>74981596
>>74981496
>>96

>>74981596
diversity quotas

>>74981210
Me

why do players pretend to care about Merseyside derbies when most of them arent even from Liverpool?

>it's a ross barkley is a cunt episode

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Morning lads, my gf hasnt texted me since yesterday night, should I be worried m8

>>74981604
why footballers even need long socks?

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why did nobody tackle mane?

Mane is shit get him off

DAT FUCKING BOI

DAS IT MANÉ

>>74981613
for the fans la

>>74981596
Some players don't have the physique to make it in lower leagues, but have the technique to compensate for it in higher leagues, where it's not all just kick and rush.

DAS IT MANE

>>74981600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulGMlIZNr6M GOAT scene

fuck yes

GAME OVER

WELL DONE NEVERTON

>the city of one part of Liverpool

>>74981620
lel

DAS IT MANE

DAS IT MANE

Fuck off

HOW

Fucking hell mane

DAS IT MANE

>>74981620
> u

DAS IT

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2 probably-yellow events going uncarded, game gets out of hand this way.

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Remember when people laughed at Mane being a waste of money?

Great goal from Mane but this "defending" jesus

WUZ DAT?

DAS IT MANE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED YOU BLUE CUNTS

MANE AGAIN
>MANE AGAIN
MANE AGAIN
>MANE AGAIN
MANE AGAIN
>MANE AGAIN
MANE AGAIN
>MANE AGAIN
MANE AGAIN
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MANE AGAIN
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MANE AGAIN
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MANE AGAIN
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MANE AGAIN
>MANE AGAIN

>The state of Everton defending

this davis cunt is shit lads

HOW CAN WHITEY EVEN COMPETE?????/

DAS IT

DAS IT MANE

>that defending

What the fuck

wow he's a machine

>Joel-oh-el Robles

>"""""""""""""""""premier""""""""""""""" league defending

>"""premier""" league defenses

Get the fuck in

>>74981615
Fuck anime

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>>74981632
>>74981640
he posted this after he scored you fucking retards falling for the bait

Mane could literally become the best African player in history

DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE S IT

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JUST

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is Lukaku the best "available" striker in the world at the moment??

DAS RITE

slow motion kino

>Goalkeeper tried running after the ball

>NEVEREVERTON

DAS IT
>DAS IT
DAS IT
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DAS IT
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DAS IT
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DAS IT
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Great goal. Abysmal defending.

DAS IT

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Game is over, you can turn off the match now and start following our league

>tfw not sure if my telecast is behind or ahead

>SCENES IN THE EVERTON PUBS
hundreds of people filing out for a fag at the same time

>>74981664
delete this NOW

>>74981661
>>74981662
great post my muslim friend

Premier League defending is always a joy to watch.

>>74981619
What am I looking at here? Is this porn?

Were coleman and funes mori really that good?

>>74981669
Dont you mean Turkish ?

please someone make the punching pepe out of that shot of klopp punchin

>>74981619
Souce

>>74981644
No. Virtually everyone agreed he was a good signing.

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that fucking goal keeping

haha funny april fools joke guys now what's the real score

made a pretty yummy sandwich lads

>>74981668
I'm surprised people still do

The first time I ever did it with Lamela in that Tottenham gamethread was legit though. It's a natural meme.

is calvert lewin the new pacey black english lad we're supposed to get excited about

Currently walking on a treadmill while watching the match. Thoughts?

Never forget the 96 million goyim!!

>>74981696
Coleman was good, Funes Mori was fucking abysmal.

>>74981702
Not in /trans/ they didn't

>>74981711
Good work

>Lallana out for a month

How fucked are Liverpool's Top 4 chances?

>it's an Everton roll over for Liverpool and turn up against the other teams episode

is this the shortest merseyside derby ever/

>>74981707
whats in it

>>74981704
the only april FOOL here is you! for being a FOOL who FOOLISHLY supports Everton, or should I say SMELLERTON hahaha! xx

>>74981711
>walking
up the pace lad

>>74981711
are you a woman?

>>74981699
??

reminder madeline mccann was a toffee

>>74981711
Jog you fat shit

>>74981711
>walking
Are you fat or sumfink, lad?
get running

>>74981711
get a jog going m8

>>74981711
insert short spirits for 30 seconds every 2 mins if your a fat fuck. other then that keep it up lad

>>74981711
youll never get anywhere with that attitude

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The amount of people that just keep going "DAS IT" proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.

>>74981525
>SBS

Well aren't you the fucking legend of the night.

>>74981714
what do the trannies know?

>>74981711
Based WalkGod

>>74981720
HAHAHAXDXDX
>>>/reddit/

>>74981712
Never forget the 96 million Liverpool fans goys

>>74981692
i'm sure it's great in Ligue 1

>/fit/
Ugh
You people are worse than /pol/

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Why isn't the team with more english players winning?

>>74981735
/sp/ is the most reddit-tier of all the boards, true.

>>74981735
lmao calm down dude

Liverpool ALWAYS beat the big teams
They always beat everton too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>74981716
I have no idea, on the one hand, that's terrible, but on the other hand the run in that Liverpool have is by far the easiest of any team.

That Everton defender with 38 is literally shiting himself

>>74981726
making a joke that you would be turkish due to the number of turkish nationals in your country.

can we just appreciate firmino's movement. Even when hes jogging hes making a big impact. What a great player

>>74981719
ham, cheese, lettuce, beetroot and some type of garlic sauce. beetroot makes any sandwich god tier

>>74981703

>angry white bully poor black

send to authorities

>ignoring a blatant handball

Haha April fools lads April fools

>>74981735
nice pasta

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Schaub Bless everyone

I'm still drunk from last night

>>74981711
jogging is a meme, enjoy burning your muscles

>>74981749
That would be /fa/

>>74981752
The problem is Liverpool usually shit the bed against crap teams anyway.

>>74981735
>DAS IT
DAS ITDAS ITDAS ITDAS ITDAS ITDAS ITDAS

>>74981747
Second place lad

>>74981749
upvoted

>>74981747
brazilians are better than englishmen

>>74981460

based Shlomo comes up with the goods again

oy vey thank you

>>74981710
>>74981715
>>74981755
your flags are not welcome here. fuck off

>>74981747
Because diversity is our strength. #NoToRacism #Respect

>>74981755
How do you post with no hands?

>>74981711
No for real, are you a woman?

>>74981765
back to heem Brandon

>>74981754
moroccans m8, moroccans

>>74981747
who the fuck is pennington?

>>74981747
thats because english players are glass

>>74981186
>comfypool vs everchill

>commentators wanking over how amazing Dejan "World Class" Lovern is

yawnnn

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Why?

>H O R I Z O N T A L passing
nice 2bh

Lukaku first touch is shit

>>74981753
Yes he is

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>>74981749
Have you been to /tv/ lately?

>>74981718
Mate my arse is clenching tighter than your sisters froth box, too much time left on the clock to decide owt.

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>>74981749
Upvoted have a frog my man!

>>74981783
not gona lie i miss read your first post so the joke didnt actually work sorry for wasting your time on my autism

>>74981789
Why not?

>>74981787
reminder he got publicly cucked

Barkley is so fucking brainless. Maybe the stupidest player I've ever seen.

>Baines free out wide
>better turn back inside and head into the crowd of Liverpool players

>>74981789
that's a nice bit of green desu

watching the game in aircon with my cat. beanie and /comfy/ pillows lads

>>74981747
it's the english in your heart that really matters

why is sturridge not playing?

>>74981794
River still looks better in goggles.

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For me it's Emre-chan

Holgate is really good

>>74981755
topkek
tite had to scream at him non-stop to get into proper position, it's like he has ADHD

I hope Lukaku goes through the POTM curse. He's too good when he's on-form.

>>74981809
take a wild guess

>>74981794
I hate images like that because they suggest that a decade ago deeper discussion took place, yet when I check I realise that my memory just fails me, and it's just memes now lost to time, except it looks more intellectual because it's in Times New Roman.

>>74981803
all barkley does is stick his head down and charge forward, and shoot if he's within 20 yards of goal. he's a massive meme and completely over-rated

>>74981803
> Milner is unironically the smartest player in the English Premier League

>>74981806
were at lad east cost cold as fk right now

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>>74981806
what time is it over there? its much nicer to have a nice cosy warm evening with the footy on, i hate early kick offs

>>74981816
This is literally Seamus Coleman

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>qtinho

>>74981794
Is there something like this for /sp/?

>>74981812
for me it's Luka-kun

BLOOTINH-- fug

>>74981819
Yup, he really seems stupid

>>74981828
Not him but it's nearly 8pm here

It's nice to have a game I won't fall asleep halfway through

LCIM?

lmfao at the commentator calling Jagielka 'Yagyekla' like he's a spaniard

fuck me everton look shit at the back

should have shot low

why is he so cute lads

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Who comfy here.
Post snacks

>>74981794
>>74981818
lately /tv/ is nothing but Marvel and DC-fans calling each other cucks. Only good thing are the BoB threads, but they only happen once in a blue moon.

>>74981841
Brazilian Cut inside man

>>74981832
no, we're not that autistic

>>74981817
He's not suited in Kloop's system, or not good enough for Kloop, or ''''''''''injured''''''''''?

>>74981824
brissy lad.

>>74981847
what breed of dog is that lad

>>74981833
>not Lukakyun

>>74981847
I thought the Supreme Leader banned the internet?

>>74981837
In games that aren't the merseyside Derby he seems to actually show some signs of being a decent player,
Every Derby he's played in though that I've seen he's looked like utter shite, the occasion and him being a scouser gets to him though.

>>74981828
>7:30 am kickoff

It's a struggle lads

>>74981818
/tv was never good. Ever.

>>74981849
and the expanse ones. they're slow but worth the time. Although they have started to decrease in quality

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>>74981832
yes, here it is my newfriend

>>74981854
both, another hip injury he's got another few weeks out

>>74981815
you can't hold a stallion down, you gotta let him move freely.

>>74981838
yeah tru m8

>>74981855
house get rekted at all by the storm thingo that no one gives a shit about ?

>>74981861
>7:30am
>early

lazy cunt

>Everton try 3 at the back against Chelsea
>lost 5-0
>decide to try it again today

What did Koeman mean by this?

Everton is shit.

I thought Davies was the English Iniesta

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>>74981828